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[WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness.
If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~]

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GOKU: Aaaaaaaahhhaaa....!

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[Thud]

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VEGETA: What did I tell you, Kakarot?
I'm ten times stronger in this form, while you are beaten and weary!

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GOKU: 'Man. This is worse than that time I was in high school,'

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'and all the guys called me "Geeko",'

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and I was Piccolo's slave,'

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I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and--'

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Oh, wow. I hit that rock harder than I thought.
[Oh God, what a steaming pile.]

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VEGETA: Now, Kakarot... to FINISH THIS!

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GOKU: 'Oh, man. What would Yamcha do?'
[Baaaad choice]

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{BOOM}

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'Um, um... what would Tien do?!'
[Better option, but should've gone with Piccolo.]

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Wait, I know!

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VEGETA: Prepare to die, Kakarot!

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GOKU: Solar Flare!

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VEGETA: AAAAAugh! [Fun fact: this is the only solar flare to not have a hidden image in DBZA]

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Aaaah!

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Damn, my eyes!

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Oh God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
[Sounds like he's speaking from experience]

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Wait a minute, Frieza's always naked...
[I never thought about that... dammit Vegeta!]

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GAAAAHHH!!

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VEGETA [in background]: Kakarot, when I find you you're going to die!  And not any
GOKU: All right! That should buy me some time, now let's see.

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V: sort of good death! You’re going to die horribly, terribly, I’m going to eat your--
G: Planet! Give me your energy -- everything you can spare!

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GOKU: Oceans, Forests,

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VEGETA: I’m going to hammer you... 
GOKU: People of the planet,

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VEGETA: (indistinguishable), you're gonna be so *dead*!
GOKU: and all the animals that live alongside them!

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VEGETA: (indistinguishable), you're gonna be so *dead*!
[Energy noises]

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[DBZ noises]

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GOKU: There! I think I have enough energy...
but, maybe a little more wouldn't hurt.

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GOKU: There! I think I have enough energy...
but, maybe a little more wouldn't hurt.
[it's goku, it will hurt]

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[Deer groans]

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Bambi: Daddy?

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Daddy?
[Poor Bambi ):]

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GOKU: 'All right! That should do it! All finished.'

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VEGETA: Hurgh, finally, I can see again. Kakarot, I am going to KILL you!

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GOKU: Now, take this:

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Energy from the entire *world*!
[Wait, so what was Buu's Genkidama then?]

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VEGETA: HURAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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GOKU: 'Well, if that don't beat all...'
AAAAAAAAH!

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Ugh!

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VEGETA: Hey, Kakarot, what's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

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GOKU: Huh?

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VEGETA: Christopher Reeves!

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{POW}

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GOKU: AAAAAAAOOWWW!

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That was in terrible ta-a-aste...!
[nah...]

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VEGETA: Don't care; evil!
Now, time to crush you like an Arlian.

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GOKU: A... what?

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VEGETA: Exactly! Now die!

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GOKU: Huhh!

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VEGETA: Argh!

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AAAAAAAAH!!

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Again with the f*cking eye!

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VEGETA (o-s):God...dammit!
GOKU: Hah! Now to make my cunning escape.

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[Grunts]

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Huh! Hah!

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[More grunting]

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Hah!

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[Smash]

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Ah, that would be awesome.
[Yeah... it would be...]
[YOU CAN FLY!]

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VEGETA: I've had enough of this.
I'm going to crush the life out of you, you insolent little--

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{CRUNCH}
GOKU: AAAAAAAAAH...!

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GOHAN: Krillin, are you sure my Dad's going to be okay all on his own?

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KRILLIN: Oh, come on, Gohan. You saw how much stronger your dad's become.
I'm sure he can take care of--

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GOKU [off-screen, in distance]: AAAAAAAAAH...!

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KRILLIN: Ah, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter...
[You'd think he'd learn by now.]

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GOKU: AAAAAAAAAUGH!

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VEGETA: All right, Kakarot. Let's hear those bones shatter!

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{CRUNCH}

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GOKU: AAUAGH--{SQUEAK}
[What?]

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VEGETA: What the...

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Ozaru's Squeaky Toy: AUAGH--{SQUEAK}

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VEGETA: Oh my God, that's hilarious!
[Agreed.]

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Ozaru's Squeaky Toy: [Repetitive squeaks]
VEGETA: Hahahaha, muhahahahaha!
[I think that's his lungs making that sound.]

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GOHAN: Get your filthy hands off of him, you damn dirty ape!
[ i don't think he's old enough for that movie]

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VEGETA: Oh, very creative. And what exactly will you do if I don't?

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Unoriginal child: I'll make you regret it!

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NERRRRRRRRD:Law of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground; and, with your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat!
[Third law of Newton applied to gravity folks]

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VEGETA: ...What?
GOKU: ...What?

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GOHAN: The bigger they are, the harder they *fall*!

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Ozaru's Squeaky Toy: ...What?

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{SQUEAK}

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ARGH! Stop that!

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VEGETA: Listen, kid, you're real brave and all, but your dad's beaten and broken,
and neither of you have the skill or energy--

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KRILLIN: Kienzan!

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[Thud]

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VEGETA: ...to take me on.

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KRILLIN [o-s]: Da-a-amnit!
[That's why you shouldn't shout attacks]

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VEGETA: You're finished! All of your planet's greatest fighters!

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ALL of them *worthless* in the presence of a Saiyan elite!

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None of you can stop me! NONE OF YOU--!

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[Slash]
Uhhh-uh..?

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[Dramatic drum beat]
{Well... He didn't say anything about cowards stopping him.}

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[Thud]

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YAJIROBE: Runningrunningrunningrunningrunning!
[Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrun]

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VEGETA: Uh, ohh...

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[Thud]
{SQUEAK}
GOKU: Ow...

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VEGETA: God...

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God...

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....damn iiiiiiii (voice transitions from growly to normal) iiiit.

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Haaa....

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Haaa....

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Haaa....

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Haaa....

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KRILLIN: He's back to normal!

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Gohan, we can do this!

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We can beat him! WE HAVE A CHAN--!

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Aha! (nope)

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{DING}

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Oh, God... (sobbing)

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VEGETA: You know, I thought I'd be angrier; what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail...

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or maybe I'm just so *unbelievably* enraged that I have come full circle.

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Oh well. Either way, it's time to put an end to this.

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GOKU [telepathically]: G...Gohan... is that you?
[So... how does this people's telepathy work?]

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GOHAN [t]: Hey, Daddy. I'm.... really sorry.

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GOKU [t]: It's okay, Gohan. You tried your best.
[Honestly, it goes off and on!]

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At least... you got home to your mother... and told her to--

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GOHAN [t]: Um! Actually, I never went home. I came back to save you.

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GOKU [t]: Oh...
[Dammit]

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GOHAN [t]: D...Daddy?

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GOKU [t]: Everyone makes mistakes, Gohan.

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But we have to be strong now, okay?

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GOHAN [t]: Daddy...

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GOKU [t]: Son!

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♪♪

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GOKU: Ungh!
[LMAO]

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[♫ DBZ intermission (pre-commercial) ♫]

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[♫ DBZ intermission (post-commercial) ♫]

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Ugh!

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GOHAN: No-ho-oh!

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MOMENT KILLER: What now, Kakarot?

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You damaged me! You cut off my tail!
You've insulted me beyond belief. But you still haven't taken my pride!
[He didn't cut it off.]

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GOHAN: Hah!
VEGETA: Oh my pride!

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GOHAN: I'll teach you to hurt my Daddy!

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VEGETA: What are you going to do, huh?! You barely have any energy left!

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GOHAN: Hah!
VEGETA: Uwagh!

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'D'AAAH! MY EYE! Why is it always the goddamn eye?!'

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GOKU: K...Krillin... come here...

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I have something to give you.

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KRILLIN: Your last will and testament?

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GOKU: No, it's energy from the entire world. It's our last hope!

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KRILLIN: ...And you're giving it to ME...?
[its either you or gohan]

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GOKU: I'm... kinda out of options.
[yeah, gohan does kinda busy]

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KRILLIN: Holy crap! So THIS is what being important feels like!
[remember that momnet Krill, it's the last time you gonna fell it]

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VEGETA: Hyah! 
GOHAN: AAAAAHH!

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VEGETA: All right, Kakarot. Say goodbye to your son!

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KRILLIN: 'Wow, such power!'

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'From every living being on the planet!'
[Bullshit, Buu's Genkidama was bigger]

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'I can feel it all surging inside of me.'
[JUST THROW IT YOU IDIOT.]

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'Every man, woman, and child!'

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'This... is Planet Earth's very *essence*!'

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BOOYAH, MOTHERF*CKER!
[BOOYAH, MOTHERF*CKER!]

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VEGETA: Wh-what the hell is--

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KRILLIN: ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL!

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VEGETA: RAH!

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KRILLIN: *Gyaaaah*! *Goddamn it*!
[Did you learn nothing from failing to hit your Kienzan?!]

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GOKU [t]: Gohan... listen. You have to bounce it back at Vegeta!

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GOHAN [t]: But, are you sure? I don't think energy works like that.

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GOKU [t]: Don't worry, Gohan. You can do it. You're a good guy!

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GOHAN [t]: Oh... okay... if you believe in me, then I'll--

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GOKU [t]: Or, It'll kill you.

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GOHAN [t]: WHAT?!

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{BOING}
AAAH...!

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VEGETA: There's nothing left now. Your last hope and you missed.

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You're all defeated and there isn't a damn thing you can--

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'What smells like deer?'

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WAAAAAAAGH!

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{KABOOM}

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CURSE MY HUBRIS!!!

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KRILLIN: YAHOO!!

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Goku, we did it! We won! We beat him with the Spirit Bomb!
[We?]

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GOKU [t]: Way to go, you guys.

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GOHAN: [Laughing]

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KRILLIN: All right, Goku. Let's get you and Gohan home. [Lets Gohan Go home]

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It's been tough, but now, we'll never have to see that rotten Saiyan ever again.
[Ya think?]

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{WHAM}     
[He's back, bitches!]

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*Alive* again. We'll never have to see him alive again, that's what I meant.
[You just jinxed it twice.]

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(Sigh)... but at least it's finally over.

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YAJIROBE [o-s]: You gunna eat that Saiyan?

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KRILLIN : ...Wha--?

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Unapologetic Cannibal: Dibs!

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KRILLIN: Rrright... anyway, it seems the Spirit Bomb's done the trick.

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And with that, we can all go home and live in peace and--

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VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!

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KRILLIN: WAAAAAAHH!!
VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!

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GOHAN: AAAAAAAAGH!!
KRILLIN: WAAAAAAHH!!
VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!

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YAJIROBE: AAAAAAAHH!!
GOHAN: AAAAAAAAGH!!
KRILLIN: WAAAAAAHH!!
VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!

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KRILLIN: UAAAAAHHH!!
YAJIROBE: AAAAAAAHH!!
GOHAN: AAAAAAAAGH!!
VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!

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VEGETA: WAAAAAHH!!
KRILLIN: UAAAAAHHH!!
YAJIROBE: AAAAAAAHH!!
GOHAN: AAAAAAAAGH!!

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GOHAN: AAAAAAH!!
VEGETA: WAAAAAHH!!
KRILLIN: UAAAAAHHH!!
YAJIROBE: AAAAAAAHH!!

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YAJIROBE: UAAAAHHH!!
GOHAN: AAAAAAH!!
VEGETA: WAAAAAHH!!
KRILLIN: UAAAAAHHH!!

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GOKU: What's goin' on, guys?
[Everyone else continues to lose their shit]

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[Everyone else continues to lose their shit]

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We won, right?
[Everyone else continues to lose their shit]
[Does it sound like you won?]

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[Everyone else continues to lose their shit]