[WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness. If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~]
GOKU: Aaaaaaaahhhaaa....!
[Thud]
VEGETA: What did I tell you, Kakarot? I'm ten times stronger in this form, while you are beaten and weary!
GOKU: 'Man. This is worse than that time I was in high school,'
'and all the guys called me "Geeko",'
and I was Piccolo's slave,'
I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and--'
Oh, wow. I hit that rock harder than I thought. [Oh God, what a steaming pile.]
VEGETA: Now, Kakarot... to FINISH THIS!
GOKU: 'Oh, man. What would Yamcha do?' [Baaaad choice]
{BOOM}
'Um, um... what would Tien do?!' [Better option, but should've gone with Piccolo.]
Wait, I know!
VEGETA: Prepare to die, Kakarot!
GOKU: Solar Flare!
VEGETA: AAAAAugh! [Fun fact: this is the only solar flare to not have a hidden image in DBZA]
Aaaah!
Damn, my eyes!
Oh God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower! [Sounds like he's speaking from experience]
Wait a minute, Frieza's always naked... [I never thought about that... dammit Vegeta!]
GAAAAHHH!!
VEGETA [in background]: Kakarot, when I find you you're going to die! And not any GOKU: All right! That should buy me some time, now let's see.
V: sort of good death! You’re going to die horribly, terribly, I’m going to eat your-- G: Planet! Give me your energy -- everything you can spare!
GOKU: Oceans, Forests,
VEGETA: I’m going to hammer you... GOKU: People of the planet,
VEGETA: (indistinguishable), you're gonna be so *dead*! GOKU: and all the animals that live alongside them!
VEGETA: (indistinguishable), you're gonna be so *dead*! [Energy noises]
[DBZ noises]
GOKU: There! I think I have enough energy... but, maybe a little more wouldn't hurt.
[it's goku, it will hurt]
[Deer groans]
Bambi: Daddy?
Daddy? [Poor Bambi ):]
GOKU: 'All right! That should do it! All finished.'
VEGETA: Hurgh, finally, I can see again. Kakarot, I am going to KILL you!
GOKU: Now, take this:
Energy from the entire *world*! [Wait, so what was Buu's Genkidama then?]
VEGETA: HURAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
GOKU: 'Well, if that don't beat all...' AAAAAAAAH!
Ugh!
VEGETA: Hey, Kakarot, what's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
GOKU: Huh?
VEGETA: Christopher Reeves!
{POW}
GOKU: AAAAAAAOOWWW!
That was in terrible ta-a-aste...! [nah...]
VEGETA: Don't care; evil! Now, time to crush you like an Arlian.
GOKU: A... what?
VEGETA: Exactly! Now die!
GOKU: Huhh!
VEGETA: Argh!
AAAAAAAAH!!
Again with the f*cking eye!
VEGETA (o-s):God...dammit! GOKU: Hah! Now to make my cunning escape.
[Grunts]
Huh! Hah!
[More grunting]
Hah!
[Smash]
Ah, that would be awesome. [Yeah... it would be...] [YOU CAN FLY!]
VEGETA: I've had enough of this. I'm going to crush the life out of you, you insolent little--
{CRUNCH} GOKU: AAAAAAAAAH...!
GOHAN: Krillin, are you sure my Dad's going to be okay all on his own?
KRILLIN: Oh, come on, Gohan. You saw how much stronger your dad's become. I'm sure he can take care of--
GOKU [off-screen, in distance]: AAAAAAAAAH...!
KRILLIN: Ah, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter... [You'd think he'd learn by now.]
GOKU: AAAAAAAAAUGH!
VEGETA: All right, Kakarot. Let's hear those bones shatter!
{CRUNCH}
GOKU: AAUAGH--{SQUEAK} [What?]
VEGETA: What the...
Ozaru's Squeaky Toy: AUAGH--{SQUEAK}
VEGETA: Oh my God, that's hilarious! [Agreed.]
Ozaru's Squeaky Toy: [Repetitive squeaks] VEGETA: Hahahaha, muhahahahaha! [I think that's his lungs making that sound.]
GOHAN: Get your filthy hands off of him, you damn dirty ape! [ i don't think he's old enough for that movie]
VEGETA: Oh, very creative. And what exactly will you do if I don't?
Unoriginal child: I'll make you regret it!
NERRRRRRRRD:Law of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground; and, with your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat! [Third law of Newton applied to gravity folks]
VEGETA: ...What? GOKU: ...What?
GOHAN: The bigger they are, the harder they *fall*!
Ozaru's Squeaky Toy: ...What?
{SQUEAK}
ARGH! Stop that!
VEGETA: Listen, kid, you're real brave and all, but your dad's beaten and broken, and neither of you have the skill or energy--
KRILLIN: Kienzan!
[Thud]
VEGETA: ...to take me on.
KRILLIN [o-s]: Da-a-amnit! [That's why you shouldn't shout attacks]
VEGETA: You're finished! All of your planet's greatest fighters!
ALL of them *worthless* in the presence of a Saiyan elite!
None of you can stop me! NONE OF YOU--!
[Slash] Uhhh-uh..?
[Dramatic drum beat] {Well... He didn't say anything about cowards stopping him.}
[Thud]
YAJIROBE: Runningrunningrunningrunningrunning! [Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrun]
VEGETA: Uh, ohh...
[Thud] {SQUEAK} GOKU: Ow...
VEGETA: God...
God...
....damn iiiiiiii (voice transitions from growly to normal) iiiit.
Haaa....
KRILLIN: He's back to normal!
Gohan, we can do this!
We can beat him! WE HAVE A CHAN--!
Aha! (nope)
{DING}
Oh, God... (sobbing)
VEGETA: You know, I thought I'd be angrier; what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail...
or maybe I'm just so *unbelievably* enraged that I have come full circle.
Oh well. Either way, it's time to put an end to this.
GOKU [telepathically]: G...Gohan... is that you? [So... how does this people's telepathy work?]
GOHAN [t]: Hey, Daddy. I'm.... really sorry.
GOKU [t]: It's okay, Gohan. You tried your best. [Honestly, it goes off and on!]
At least... you got home to your mother... and told her to--
GOHAN [t]: Um! Actually, I never went home. I came back to save you.
GOKU [t]: Oh... [Dammit]
GOHAN [t]: D...Daddy?
GOKU [t]: Everyone makes mistakes, Gohan.
But we have to be strong now, okay?
GOHAN [t]: Daddy...
GOKU [t]: Son!
♪♪
GOKU: Ungh! [LMAO]
[♫ DBZ intermission (pre-commercial) ♫]
[♫ DBZ intermission (post-commercial) ♫]
Ugh!
GOHAN: No-ho-oh!
MOMENT KILLER: What now, Kakarot?
You damaged me! You cut off my tail! You've insulted me beyond belief. But you still haven't taken my pride! [He didn't cut it off.]
GOHAN: Hah! VEGETA: Oh my pride!
GOHAN: I'll teach you to hurt my Daddy!
VEGETA: What are you going to do, huh?! You barely have any energy left!
GOHAN: Hah! VEGETA: Uwagh!
'D'AAAH! MY EYE! Why is it always the goddamn eye?!'
GOKU: K...Krillin... come here...
I have something to give you.
KRILLIN: Your last will and testament?
GOKU: No, it's energy from the entire world. It's our last hope!
KRILLIN: ...And you're giving it to ME...? [its either you or gohan]
GOKU: I'm... kinda out of options. [yeah, gohan does kinda busy]
KRILLIN: Holy crap! So THIS is what being important feels like! [remember that momnet Krill, it's the last time you gonna fell it]
VEGETA: Hyah! GOHAN: AAAAAHH!
VEGETA: All right, Kakarot. Say goodbye to your son!
KRILLIN: 'Wow, such power!'
'From every living being on the planet!' [Bullshit, Buu's Genkidama was bigger]
'I can feel it all surging inside of me.' [JUST THROW IT YOU IDIOT.]
'Every man, woman, and child!'
'This... is Planet Earth's very *essence*!'
BOOYAH, MOTHERF*CKER! [BOOYAH, MOTHERF*CKER!]
VEGETA: Wh-what the hell is--
KRILLIN: ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL!
VEGETA: RAH!
KRILLIN: *Gyaaaah*! *Goddamn it*! [Did you learn nothing from failing to hit your Kienzan?!]
GOKU [t]: Gohan... listen. You have to bounce it back at Vegeta!
GOHAN [t]: But, are you sure? I don't think energy works like that.
GOKU [t]: Don't worry, Gohan. You can do it. You're a good guy!
GOHAN [t]: Oh... okay... if you believe in me, then I'll--
GOKU [t]: Or, It'll kill you.
GOHAN [t]: WHAT?!
{BOING} AAAH...!
VEGETA: There's nothing left now. Your last hope and you missed.
You're all defeated and there isn't a damn thing you can--
'What smells like deer?'
WAAAAAAAGH!
{KABOOM}
CURSE MY HUBRIS!!!
KRILLIN: YAHOO!!
Goku, we did it! We won! We beat him with the Spirit Bomb! [We?]
GOKU [t]: Way to go, you guys.
GOHAN: [Laughing]
KRILLIN: All right, Goku. Let's get you and Gohan home. [Lets Gohan Go home]
It's been tough, but now, we'll never have to see that rotten Saiyan ever again. [Ya think?]
{WHAM} [He's back, bitches!]
*Alive* again. We'll never have to see him alive again, that's what I meant. [You just jinxed it twice.]
(Sigh)... but at least it's finally over.
YAJIROBE [o-s]: You gunna eat that Saiyan?
KRILLIN : ...Wha--?
Unapologetic Cannibal: Dibs!
KRILLIN: Rrright... anyway, it seems the Spirit Bomb's done the trick.
And with that, we can all go home and live in peace and--
VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!
KRILLIN: WAAAAAAHH!! VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!
GOHAN: AAAAAAAAGH!! KRILLIN: WAAAAAAHH!! VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!
YAJIROBE: AAAAAAAHH!! GOHAN: AAAAAAAAGH!! KRILLIN: WAAAAAAHH!! VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!
KRILLIN: UAAAAAHHH!! YAJIROBE: AAAAAAAHH!! GOHAN: AAAAAAAAGH!! VEGETA: HUAAAAAAAH!!
VEGETA: WAAAAAHH!! KRILLIN: UAAAAAHHH!! YAJIROBE: AAAAAAAHH!! GOHAN: AAAAAAAAGH!!
GOHAN: AAAAAAH!! VEGETA: WAAAAAHH!! KRILLIN: UAAAAAHHH!! YAJIROBE: AAAAAAAHH!!
YAJIROBE: UAAAAHHH!! GOHAN: AAAAAAH!! VEGETA: WAAAAAHH!! KRILLIN: UAAAAAHHH!!
GOKU: What's goin' on, guys? [Everyone else continues to lose their shit]
We won, right? [Everyone else continues to lose their shit] [Does it sound like you won?]
[Everyone else continues to lose their shit]