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VEGETA: You know, at a time like this I really only have one thing to say to you:
BITCH-SLAP!
BITCH: OH SNAP!
{DING}
VEGETA: And as for the rest of you… I’m going to end this...
with a BIG BANG
...kind of attack. [Hmm...might want to remember that for later use.]
Huaaaaaaaaa...!
GOKU: Oh, this isn’t going to end well...
VEGETA: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
KRILLIN: WAA-HAA! VEGETA: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
GOKU: AAAH...!
GOHAN: WAAAH...!
{DOOM}
{BOOM}
VEGETA: (Panting)
Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me! They’re still alive?! Oh, to hell with it... [If it makes you feel any better, Freiza has the same level of trouble with this.]
'I may not have enough energy to kill you all at ONCE, but I can still kill all of you without any troub--'
YAJIROBE: YYUUUUUNNGGGHH!!!
VEGETA: Ah! Yeeaaaugh!
YAJIROBE: Ungh!
VEGETA: You... you cut through my armor! This was a gift from my FATHER! [That's some old armor.]
YAJIROBE: D'ah I’m sorry, I’m sure your father was a great man!
VEGETA: I HATED my father! [Then, why are you wearing the armor?]
YAJIROBE: Oh well then I’m sure your father was a total prick.
VEGETA: How dare you talk about my father like that! [Make up your mind!]
{POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} Hahahah! Finally! I can just sit back and enjoy myself.
{POW} {POW} {POW} No cares in the world! [Heartbeat]
{POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} I can beat these worthless cretins all day long and I…. [Heartbeat]
I think I’m forgetting something...
[Inhuman growling]
Oh dammit, the kid! That’s right!!!
'Oh wait, I’ll just become the mighty Oozaru and...'
wait...
I don’t have my tail! This fat bastard cut it off!!
YAJIROBE: Hahaaaa...
Ungh!
{POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} VEGETA: No, no, stop it! Stop it damn you!
WHYYY?! WHY WON’T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIE?! [Stubbornness.]
WHYYY?! WHY WON’T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIE?! GOHAN: (growling)
KRILLIN: Yay! Gohan’s transformed! He’s gonna save us all!
GOHAN: (Repeated roars)
KRILLIN: Oh no! Gohan’s transformed! He’s gonna kill us all!!
GOHAN: ROARRRGH!
GOKU: Gohan? This is Daddy… [Gohan cotinues to roar in the background]
I know you’re angry right now... but you have to focus your anger.
Re--...remember Icarus?
[Icarus chittering]
[Energy building up]
{BOOM}
GOHAN: Nrrrrrgh...
GOKU [off-screen]: He did it!
GOHAN: ROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRGH!
KILLER OF ICARUS: OH THAT'S *BULLSH*T*!
[Crash]
I haven't killed a damned thing since I got to this godforsaken planet! [What about Nappa, you killed him, didn't you?]
...Not for lack of trying, mind you! [What about Nappa, you killed him, didn't you?]
GOHAN: (Roaring) VEGETA: Hunh!
Hey, *fatass*! You wanna take off this one’s tail too?!
BIG BONED: Auuughh...ugggghhh...ehhuhh...
VEGETA: FINE! I’ll DO IT MYSELF THEN! [He just stole Krillin's move.]
[Slash]
GOHAN: (groaning)
VEGETA: Haha! I did it!
♪ I’m the best... around! ♪
♪ No-one’s ever gonna keep me down! ♪
GOHAN: (groaning)
VEGETA: No… NOOOOO!!!! [yes... YEEESSSSS]
[Booming crash]
'Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child...'
'Yep... I think I'm done here.'
{BEEPBEEP} 'Yep... I think I'm done here.'
{BEEPBEEP}
KIRK: So, Mister Spock, what do you make, of this... ship?
SPOCK: Well, sir, I would have find it highly illogical to refer to this as a “ship”;
the spherical design incorporates no propulsion system. It looks more like an orbiting vessel, or a satell--
KIRK: AAH-AAH! SPOCK: AAH-AAH!
[Pod whooshing]
KIRK: … suck it, Spock!
[Pod whooshes, thuds]
[Ka-chunk]
VEGETA: 'Alright, I’m just gonna get in my ship...'
'gonna fly back to Freeza Station...'
'and I’m gonna sleep this off like a baaad hangover...'
KRILLIN: You’re not going anywhere!
You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives, and just *leave*?!
VEGETA: Would you be surprised if I said “yes”? [No.]
KRILLIN: I’m going to end this!
KRILLIN: I’m going to end this! And YOU!
KRILLIN: I’m going to end this! And YOU! RIGHT NOW!
KRILLIN: I’m going to end this! And YOU! RIGHT NOW! NOW DIE!!
YAAAAAAAAAAA--!!
GOKU: Krillin!
Wait!
Vegeta...
are you sorry?
VEGETA: W--...what? [Come again?]
GOKU: If you say you’re sorry, Vegeta... then you can leave.
VEGETA: ...You can't be serious. [I have to agree with him on this one.]
KRILLIN: What are you talking about, Goku??
He killed all our friends! [actually that was Nappa, and Vageta killed him]
GOKU: But, Krillin... if he’s sorry... truly sorry...
then there’s nothing we can do. [You're a horrible hero.]
VEGETA: I’m sorry. Yep, *totally* sorry. I just feel terrible.
IDIOT HERO: Let him go, Krillin.
KRILLIN: But, but Goku...!
VEGETA: Yes, I'm very, very, very sorry…
[Door slams]
...That you’re all still alive! SUCKERS!! AAHAHA! HA! OH! AH! Ow it hurts to laugh! [DAMN IT GOKU!!!]
♪♪ NARRATOR: And so our idiot hero looked towards the sky, their battle finally over and victory on their side.
Many lives were lost, many lessons were learned, and I made out with a cool one-hundred thou!
KING KAI: You cheating son of a--!
NARRATOR: Can’t hear you, don’t care!
Now, where was I…
How will our heroes bring back their fallen compatriots? [Namekians Dragon ballz]
What new dangers will present themselves? [Frieaza and his goons]
Has anyone REALLY not seen this show already? [a few -5years olds]
Find out in the next season of Dragonball Z Abridged!
♪♪
{TCHING}
[Pod whooshes]
VEGETA: 'They’ve broken my body.'
'I failed in my mission to find the Dragonballs.'
'I even lost my tail.'
'But at least... it can’t get any worse... from here...' [don't say that you idiot]
???: Vegeta….
Vegeeeeeeeetaaa….
VEGETA: Wh-- what?
{DING} [And then things got worse]
GHOST NAPPA: I’m haunting you! [And then things got worse]
VEGETA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♪♪ Ghostbusters theme ♪♪ [And then things got worse]
GHOST NAPPA: ♪♪ Vegegeta-geta.....gegegegegeta ♪♪
Vegegeta.... ♪♪
Chorus: GHOST NAPPA! Yeeeah! ♪♪
GHOST NAPPA: If there’s something strange / in your neighborhood. ♪♪
Guess who it is? ♪♪
Chorus: GHOST NAPPA! ♪♪
GHOST NAPPA: Is it something weird? / And it don’t look good. ♪♪
Guess who it is? ♪♪
Chorus: GHOST NAPPA! ♪♪
Yo, Vegeta-geta-geta-geta-getageta ♪♪
Geta-geta-geta-you know you love me as a ghost- getageta ♪♪
Geta-geta-geta-geta-getageta ♪♪
Geta-geta-geta-geta-WHOOOOO! ♪♪