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[WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness.
If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~]

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VEGETA: You know, at a time like this
I really only have one thing to say to you:

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BITCH-SLAP!

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BITCH: OH SNAP!

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{DING}

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VEGETA: And as for the rest of you…
I’m going to end this...

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with a BIG BANG

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...kind of attack.
[Hmm...might want to remember that for later use.]

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Huaaaaaaaaa...!

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Huaaaaaaaaa...!
GOKU: Oh, this isn’t going to end well...

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VEGETA: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

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KRILLIN: WAA-HAA!
VEGETA: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

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GOKU: AAAH...!

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GOHAN: WAAAH...!

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{DOOM}

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{BOOM}

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VEGETA: (Panting)

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Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me!
They’re still alive?! Oh, to hell with it... [If it makes you feel any better, Freiza has the same level of trouble with this.]

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'I may not have enough energy to kill you all at ONCE,
but I can still kill all of you without any troub--'

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YAJIROBE: YYUUUUUNNGGGHH!!!

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VEGETA: Ah! Yeeaaaugh!

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YAJIROBE: Ungh!

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VEGETA: You... you cut through my armor!
This was a gift from my FATHER!
[That's some old armor.]

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YAJIROBE: D'ah I’m sorry, I’m sure your father was a great man!

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VEGETA: I HATED my father!
[Then, why are you wearing the armor?]

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YAJIROBE: Oh well then I’m sure your father was a total prick.

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VEGETA: How dare you talk about my father like that!
[Make up your mind!]

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{POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW}
Hahahah! Finally! I can just sit back and enjoy myself.

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{POW} {POW} {POW}
No cares in the world!
[Heartbeat]

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{POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW}
I can beat these worthless cretins all day long and I….
[Heartbeat]

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[Heartbeat]

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I think I’m forgetting something...

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[Inhuman growling]

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Oh dammit, the kid! That’s right!!!

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'Oh wait, I’ll just become the mighty Oozaru and...'

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wait...

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I don’t have my tail! This fat bastard cut it off!!

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YAJIROBE: Hahaaaa...

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Ungh!

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{POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW} {POW}
VEGETA: No, no, stop it! Stop it damn you!

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WHYYY?! WHY WON’T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIE?!
[Stubbornness.]

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WHYYY?! WHY WON’T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIE?!
GOHAN: (growling)

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KRILLIN: Yay! Gohan’s transformed! He’s gonna save us all!

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GOHAN: (Repeated roars)

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KRILLIN: Oh no! Gohan’s transformed! He’s gonna kill us all!!

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GOHAN: ROARRRGH!

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GOKU: Gohan? This is Daddy…
[Gohan cotinues to roar in the background]

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I know you’re angry right now... but you have to focus your anger.

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Re--...remember Icarus?

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[Icarus chittering]

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[Energy building up]

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{BOOM}

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GOHAN: Nrrrrrgh...

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GOKU [off-screen]: He did it!

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GOHAN: ROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRGH!

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KILLER OF ICARUS: OH THAT'S *BULLSH*T*!

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[Crash]

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I haven't killed a damned thing since I got to this godforsaken planet!
[What about Nappa, you killed him, didn't you?]

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...Not for lack of trying, mind you!
[What about Nappa, you killed him, didn't you?]

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GOHAN: (Roaring)
VEGETA: Hunh!

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Hey, *fatass*! You wanna take off this one’s tail too?!

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BIG BONED: Auuughh...ugggghhh...ehhuhh...

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VEGETA: FINE! I’ll DO IT MYSELF THEN!
[He just stole Krillin's move.]

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[Slash]

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GOHAN: (groaning)

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VEGETA: Haha! I did it!

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♪ I’m the best... around! ♪

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♪ No-one’s ever gonna keep me down! ♪

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GOHAN: (groaning)

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VEGETA: No… NOOOOO!!!!
[yes... YEEESSSSS]

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[Booming crash]

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'Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child...'

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'Yep... I think I'm done here.'

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{BEEPBEEP}
'Yep... I think I'm done here.'

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{BEEPBEEP}

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KIRK: So, Mister Spock, what do you make, of this... ship?

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SPOCK: Well, sir, I would have find it highly illogical to refer to this as a “ship”;

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the spherical design incorporates no propulsion system.
It looks more like an orbiting vessel, or a satell--

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KIRK: AAH-AAH!
SPOCK: AAH-AAH!

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[Pod whooshing]

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KIRK: … suck it, Spock!

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[Pod whooshes, thuds]

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[Ka-chunk]

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VEGETA: 'Alright, I’m just gonna get in my ship...'

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'gonna fly back to Freeza Station...'

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'and I’m gonna sleep this off like a baaad hangover...'

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KRILLIN: You’re not going anywhere!

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You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives, and just *leave*?!

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VEGETA: Would you be surprised if I said “yes”?
[No.]

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KRILLIN: I’m going to end this!

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KRILLIN: I’m going to end this! And YOU!

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KRILLIN: I’m going to end this! And YOU! RIGHT NOW!

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KRILLIN: I’m going to end this! And YOU! RIGHT NOW! NOW DIE!!

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YAAAAAAAAAAA--!!

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GOKU: Krillin!

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Wait!

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Vegeta...

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are you sorry?

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VEGETA: W--...what?
[Come again?]

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GOKU: If you say you’re sorry, Vegeta... then you can leave.

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VEGETA: ...You can't be serious.
[I have to agree with him on this one.]

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KRILLIN: What are you talking about, Goku??

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He killed all our friends!
[actually that was Nappa, and Vageta killed him]

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GOKU: But, Krillin... if he’s sorry... truly sorry...

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then there’s nothing we can do.
[You're a horrible hero.]

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VEGETA: I’m sorry. Yep, *totally* sorry. I just feel terrible.

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IDIOT HERO: Let him go, Krillin.

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KRILLIN: But, but Goku...!

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VEGETA: Yes, I'm very, very, very sorry…

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[Door slams]

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...That you’re all still alive! SUCKERS!! AAHAHA!
HA! OH! AH! Ow it hurts to laugh!
[DAMN IT GOKU!!!]

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♪♪
NARRATOR: And so our idiot hero looked towards the sky,
their battle finally over and victory on their side.

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Many lives were lost, many lessons were learned,
and I made out with a cool one-hundred thou!

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KING KAI: You cheating son of a--!

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NARRATOR: Can’t hear you, don’t care!

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Now, where was I…

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How will our heroes bring back their fallen compatriots?
[Namekians Dragon ballz]

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What new dangers will present themselves?
[Frieaza and his goons]

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Has anyone REALLY not seen this show already?
[a few -5years olds]

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Find out in the next season of Dragonball Z Abridged!

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♪♪

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{TCHING}

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[Pod whooshes]

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VEGETA: 'They’ve broken my body.'

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'I failed in my mission to find the Dragonballs.'

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'I even lost my tail.'

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'But at least... it can’t get any worse... from here...'
[don't say that you idiot]

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???: Vegeta….

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Vegeeeeeeeetaaa….

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VEGETA: Wh-- what?

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{DING}
[And then things got worse]

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GHOST NAPPA: I’m haunting you!
[And then things got worse]

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VEGETA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                     ♪♪ Ghostbusters theme ♪♪
[And then things got worse]

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GHOST NAPPA: ♪♪ Vegegeta-geta.....gegegegegeta ♪♪

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Vegegeta....
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Chorus: GHOST NAPPA!  Yeeeah!
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GHOST NAPPA: If there’s something strange / in your neighborhood.
♪♪

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Guess who it is?
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Chorus: GHOST NAPPA!
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GHOST NAPPA: Is it something weird? / And it don’t look good.
♪♪

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Guess who it is?
♪♪

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Chorus: GHOST NAPPA!
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Yo, Vegeta-geta-geta-geta-getageta
♪♪

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Geta-geta-geta-you know you love me as a ghost- getageta
♪♪

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Geta-geta-geta-geta-getageta
♪♪

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Geta-geta-geta-geta-WHOOOOO!
♪♪