1 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:11,340 Narrator: So, after seven hundred and thirty-one grueling galactic weeks of travel or 2 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:13,620 one month if you never watched “Men in Black" [Nerrrd.] 3 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:18,680 our *ahem* ..."heroes" have finally arrived on planet Namek 4 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:23,680 where the sky is green, the grass is blue, and it’s boring as s**t. [Good thing we have the Freeza force to entertain us.] 5 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,200 Krillin: Hey, Gohan. Check it out. Blue grass. 6 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,940 What do you think their favorite kind of music is? [jazz] 7 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,820 Huh? Huh? (The Greens?) 8 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,600 Gohan: R and... B? 9 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,560 Krillin: Huh. You’re really sheltered, aren’t you? [no just awkward] 10 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:40,460 AWKWARD NERD: I had to read an entire book about peach farming on the way here. You tell me. [How does that help Gohan's studies?] 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:45,200 Krillin: Well… hey! We’re on Namek now! Bulma, got the Dragon Radar? (No, she left it in the *other* space ship) 12 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,180 Bulma: Right here! *beep* We’re already picking up four Dragon Balls! 13 00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:52,320 Krillin: See? Now we just have to find them, wish our friends back, and head on home! [Wow that sounds easy!] 14 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:52,860 *pod whooshing* 15 00:00:52,860 --> 00:00:55,380 Bulma: Hey Krillin, is that a Saiyan ship? *pod whooshing* 16 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:56,240 Concerned Krillin: Huh? [Guess not] *pod whooshing* 17 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,780 Gohan: I think I sense Vegeta. *pod whooshing* 18 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:58,720 Worried Krillin: Huh?! *pod whooshing* 19 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,100 Bulma: Oh, and now those four Dragon Balls are on the move. *pod whooshing* 20 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,680 *pod whooshing* Scared S**tless Krillin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH- 21 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,680 ♪♪Cha La Head Cha La♪♪ 22 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:25,980 (Krillin destroying his vocal cords reflexively) 23 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:30,220 ♪♪ -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- 24 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,200 Prince Vegeta: Ahh, good to be back at 100% again. 25 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:33,900 -aaaaaaaaaa- 26 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:36,940 Augh, I just got here and this planet’s already annoying me. [Hey, Could be worse.] 27 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:37,500 -aaaaaaaa- *pod whooshing* 28 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,220 Wait a minute, is that Cui’s pod? [How can you tell?] 29 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:41,480 -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- 30 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,660 Well I better go take care of this. 31 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:44,920 -aaaaaaaaAAAAAAUHGH! 32 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:45,740 *gasps for breath* 33 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:46,920 Gohan: Ya done, Krillin? 34 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:49,220 Krillin: Yah… I’m good. 35 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:50,800 Soldier 1: Hey! What’s that over there? 36 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:51,840 Krillin: AAAAAAAA- (How'd his hat get back on his head?) 37 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,440 Soldier 2: In the name of Freeza we demand that you stop! -aaaaaaaaaaaaa- 38 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,360 -AAAAaaaah.. 39 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,040 Krillin: Wait, haven’t I heard that name before? (and now the hat's disappeared again. Is it magical?) 40 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,780 Soldier 2: Alright, stay where you are and we’ll shoot you. 41 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:02,560 Magical Hat Wearing Krillin: Don’t you mean “OR we’ll shoot you?” (No, I think they meant and) 42 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,120 Soldier 2: We know what we said! 43 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:04,620 *blam* 44 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:05,280 *BOO- 45 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:05,780 German Toilet: SCHEIße!! ("s**t) 46 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:07,780 -OOOM* 47 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:08,620 *glass shatters* 48 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:11,040 Magical Hat Wearing Krillin: Huh... Well, there goes our ship... 49 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,280 Bulma: What the f[bleep]kin' hell?! 50 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,540 Soldier 1: Damn, man. You couldn’t hit the broad side of a space barn. 51 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:19,300 Soldier 2: Yeah, well, that’s only because I’m too busy hitting the broad side of your mom! [Sadly, that was the best response so far.] 52 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:19,800 *pow* 53 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,420 Ow my face! 54 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:20,920 *pow* 55 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:21,640 *pinball ding* 56 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:22,880 *falling whistle* 57 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,220 *splash* 58 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,200 Hatless Krillin: Hah! Looks like they’re all [(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)] washed up! 59 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,740 Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh… da da da dada *ding* oh. (*slow clap*) 60 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:36,180 Bulma: I can’t believe this. 61 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,840 We’re stranded on an alien planet. (It could be worse) 62 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:43,680 It’s like “Pitch Black” only our Vin Diesel is a total bitch. [But at least this is better than Pitch Black.] 63 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:47,560 Magical Hat Wearing Krillin: It might be best if we get ourselves out of the open. Hey, look! A cave! 64 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:50,140 See Bulma, isn’t this nice? 65 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,940 *spooky cave noises* A nice dark, dank cave? 66 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,600 Cave: Rrrrroooooaarrr... 67 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:58,620 Bulma: Who knows? Maybe here I’ll finally meet a real man. [Who can knock you up then leave you?] 68 00:02:58,620 --> 00:02:59,120 Magical Hat Wearing Krillin: What about Yamcha? (Haha. No.) 69 00:02:59,120 --> 00:02:59,880 [Haha. No.] 70 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,680 Bulma: A *real* man. (Exactly) 71 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:04,720 Gohan: Hey, uh, Krillin, do you feel that? [pure evil...yes i do feel that] 72 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,140 Krillin: What? The need to pee? [your pants] 73 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,300 Well they destroyed the toilet so I guess I’ll just use a bush or- 74 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,980 OH MY GOD GET IN THE CAVE! 75 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,000 *ki-based-flight-at-high-speed noises* 76 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,960 *soldiers whooshing past* 77 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:23,260 Gohan: Krillin! They have the Dragon Balls. 78 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,340 Krillin: Yes Gohan, I noticed. 79 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:28,720 Gohan: Did you feel their power levels? They were as strong as Vegeta. 80 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,800 Krillin: Yes, Gohan. I noticed! 81 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,340 Gohan: But that one guy at the front, he was like a hundred Vegetas. 82 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,280 Wet Pants Krillin: YES, GOHAN, I NOTICED! 83 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,300 On the bright side, I no longer have to pee anymore! (as expected) 84 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,300 (gross) Lemme go change in the cave… 85 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:47,100 ♪♪ 86 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,020 Bulma: Geez, took you long enough. (Wonder what he was doing for those 10 minutes *wink*wink*) 87 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,240 Cleaned Up Stress Relieved Krillin: We’re going after those Dragon Balls. 88 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,000 Bulma: Whoa, what? 89 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,540 Confident Krillin: We may be outmatched...but we didn’t come this far just to give up! 90 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,820 Bulma: What the heck happened in that cave? (You'll find out *wink*wink*) 91 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:01,600 Krillin: Something I should’ve taken care of a month ago. (what is that white stuff on your...oh) 92 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,420 Gohan: I don't get it. (You will when you're older ,Gohan. Trust me.) 93 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,600 Krillin: Come on, Gohan! Bulma, stay here and call Roshi back on Earth! 94 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,780 We may need backup. Stay close, Gohan! [MAY need backup?] 95 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,760 *boing boing boing* 96 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,780 Bulma: Well, I guess I better set up camp then. (Here it *comes* lol) 97 00:04:16,780 --> 00:04:17,420 {Countdown to what happened in the cave}...3 98 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:18,000 ...2... 99 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,540 ...1...AAANND 100 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,780 OH GOD IT’S EVERYWHERE! (Krillin would make a great hentai protagonist. Not that I'd know about that anyway.) 101 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,100 *music on radio* 102 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,440 *phone rings* 103 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:31,600 Roshi: Kame house. Where the beaches are fine and the bitches are finer. [Why is he not wearing pants?] 104 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:34,860 Could you speak up? I’m not wearing pants. (They are his very special hearing aids.) 105 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:43,020 And not only is Vegeta on the planet, but apparently someone else is there, even stronger than him. 106 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:45,900 So in short, s**t be wack, yo! 107 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,540 Snoop Goku: Fo shizzle master Rizzle. 108 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:50,680 But I can’t do anything until I’m fully healed though. 109 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,580 If only there were a way… 110 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,300 Yo-Yo Brain: Hey there, I thought I’d just drop in with these magical senzu beans 111 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:58,800 that heal all wounds and restore your stamina. 112 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,740 Goku: ...If only there were a w- 113 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:04,340 Master Rizzle: Take the damn magical beans, Goku! (But they're bland and tasteless and don't taste like bacon!) 114 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,500 Goku: Ooh! Sweet science-y magic! 115 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:12,360 ♪♪ Popeye Theme ♪♪ 116 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,540 Naked time! 117 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:15,380 Alright! 118 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,080 ‘Kay guys, I’m goin’ to Bulma’s place. 119 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:20,100 By the way, takin’ the beans. 120 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:20,720 Roshi: Krillin? 121 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:21,440 Goku: Krillin. [Figures.] 122 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,120 Roshi: But… why Bulma’s? 123 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:27,280 Goku: Well, I need a ship and Bulma’s dad’s a scientist. 124 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:31,660 Roshi: I’m not even gonna begin to go into what is wrong with that. (Smart guy = rocket scientist, got it) 125 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:33,240 I just wish you good luck. 126 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:34,580 Goku: Nimbus! [YOU CAN FLY!] 127 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,460 Later, guys! [WHY DO YOU NEED A CLOUD?! YOU CAN FLY!] 128 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:37,600 Nimbus? 129 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:40,060 Nimbu- Oh god oh crap oh geez- 130 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,260 *crash* *car alarm* [WHY DIDN'T YOU *DOOODGE*] (Someone's gonna need another Senzu.) 131 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:43,620 I’m okay! 132 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:44,440 *Nimbus noise* 133 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,020 Oh… There he is. 134 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:48,140 *alarm* 135 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:48,880 Roshi: (sighs) 136 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,540 Kiwi Man: Hello there, Vegeta. Fancy meeting you here. 137 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:59,520 A Real Man: So you followed me? Sure took your sweet time. 138 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:04,840 Cui: Well I could’ve gotten here sooner but I stopped on my way to plow YOUR mother! 139 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,420 Parentless Vegeta: My mother's dead. 140 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:06,920 Cui: I know. [So you plowed a dead person? Weird.] [Necrophilia... how 'bout that] 141 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,320 Vegeta: You know, I’m having trouble remembering, Cui. 142 00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:12,680 What’s your power level? 143 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:18,340 Necrophiliac Cui: Hah! You would forget! 18,000. Same as yours, Vegeta. 144 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:21,960 Educated Vegeta: Funny that. See, I just read my official Saiyan handbook 145 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,880 and it says right here: 146 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:28,880 “When a Saiyan is beaten to near death, their power level increases immensely.” 147 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,360 Cui: Well I don’t see what that has to do with anything. 148 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:36,320 Vegeta: And while I was down on Earth, oh man, I got DESTROYED. 149 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,440 Cui: HA HA HA you... what? 150 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:45,840 Vegeta: Yep. All by a low level warrior, his half-breed son, a midget, and an obese man with a sword. [Goku/Kakarot, Gohan, Krillin, and Yajirobe.] 151 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,680 I lost outright. 152 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,420 Cui: Why are you telling me this?! 153 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,180 You'd never tell anyone this! 154 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,740 Vegeta: Easy. Because I know you’ll never tell anybody, Cui. 155 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:56,860 Cui: But- but I hate you! Why would I- 156 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:58,360 AAAAAAAGH!!! (That's why) 157 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,940 Vegeta: God, I love therapy. [and we love you...no homo] 158 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,140 *poof* Oh! 159 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:07,120 Flamboyant Pretty Boy Alien: Oh my, I seem to have gone off prematurely. 160 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,240 Horny Space Alien: Well, hell. Looks like Vegeta just took out Cui. 161 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,020 Poor fish-faced bastard. 162 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:13,720 Flamboyant Pretty Boy Alien: Wait, which one was Cui? 163 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,020 Horny Space Alien: You remember. Purple guy, hated Vegeta. 164 00:07:17,380 --> 00:07:19,020 Flamboyant Pretty Boy Alien: Gonna have to be a little more specific. (Purple people hate Vegeta apparently. Wonder how that's gonna affect his relationship with his son.) 165 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,380 Horny Space Alien: Reproduced asexually. 166 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,100 Flamboyant Pretty Boy Alien: Oh, him. Ew. 167 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,960 You know I wouldn’t have minded so much if he wasn’t all up in my face about it. 168 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:28,260 I can only swallow so much. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) 169 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:30,520 Slightly Less Horny Space Alien: Will you two pay attention? 170 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:34,080 These innocent bumpkins won’t slaughter themselves. 171 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,880 Flamboyant Pretty Boy Alien: Well you might be able to find a way to make them. [That'd be something to see.] 172 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:41,800 Slightly Less Horny Sadist: Oooh! That’d be fun. Heeheeheeheeheehee! 173 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:44,620 Narrator: A new evil has revealed its face. 174 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,580 Who are these mysterious enemies? 175 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:50,460 And do Gohan and Krillin stand a chance? [Of course they don't.] 176 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,680 The answer to these questions will be revealed… 177 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:54,860 right now! 178 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:55,520 Zarbon 179 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,160 Dodoria 180 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:56,660 Freeza 181 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:58,680 And ohhh myyy, no. 182 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,320 Fourth Wall Breaking Krillin: Wait, what- 183 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,280 *outro* 184 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,760 {Original English Captions by PyroAvok} {Canadian Captions By Ultra 64} 185 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:07,920 King Kai: Alright, now that you have arrived on my planet we will begin your training. 186 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,880 Tenshinhan, Chaotzu; twenty laps around the planet. [Considering the planet size, is that even good excersize?] 187 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:11,820 Piccolo- 188 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:13,280 Piccolo: Go to hell, I’m meditating. 189 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,100 King Kai: Keep doing that. 190 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:14,780 Yamcha- 191 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:17,260 Yamcha: What is it, King Kai? I’m ready for anything! 192 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:18,640 King Kai: Wash my car. 193 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,380 Yamcha: Oooh! Like in that movie! 194 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,560 Wax on, wax off! 195 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,500 King Kai: Yeah, go wax off.