1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,620 [Disclaimer read by a F.A.G.] 2 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:10,860 [WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness. If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~] 3 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:13,980 NARRATOR: Last time on Dragon Ball Z Abridged... 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,860 VEGETA: Finally! I've gathered all seven Dragon Balls! 5 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:20,460 SHENRON: State your wish. [How do you know about Shenron?] 6 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:24,200 VEGETA: Dragon! Grant me immortality! 7 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:28,160 SHENRON: Your wish is granted. [we know its a dream cause Shenron isn't being a smartass] 8 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,700 VEGETA: Yes! I've done it! 9 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:33,780 I'm finally the strongest in all the Universe! [Immortality=/=strength] 10 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,420 WAH HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! >XD 11 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:37,020 [Well, shit.] 12 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:39,640 [Vegeta, tired as all hell] I am unstoppable... 13 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,620 ZARBON: Oh, how cute. He's having a little dream. [Thats hot] 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:43,300 VEGETA: Mine! 15 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:43,800 VEGETA: Mine! Mine! 16 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,300 VEGETA: Mine! Mine! Mine! 17 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:44,800 VEGETA: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! 18 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,300 VEGETA: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! [DRAGONBALL] 19 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,360 ZARBON: Now, let's get you back to Lord Freeza. 20 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,600 I need to... probe you for the information. :O 21 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:50,640 [Uh Oh!] 22 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:53,440 [Vegeta, hella tired] My power is maximum... [No, that's Broly.] 23 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,460 {♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫} 24 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,280 ♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫ 25 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:02,720 ♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ (With a smile that’s Ultra-Z) 26 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:06,020 ♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫ (Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~) 27 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:07,880 ♫ Sparking! {fading echo} ♫ 28 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,620 {Muffled video game noises (Budokai Tenkaichi 3)} 29 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,340 {Normal video game noises} 30 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,440 APULLE: Take that, you bastard. 31 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,260 This one's for Ichpe! 32 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,220 ZARBON: Report! 33 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,120 APULLE: Uh, I just.. 34 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,560 I'm just checking... 35 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,020 ... his vitals. [yeah, that what you cheeked] 36 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:32,240 ZARBON: Is he going to make it? 37 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,120 APULLE: Well, it's a good thing you got him to me when you did. 38 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,500 Even a little later, and we might not have been able to save him. 39 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,840 ZARBON: Why isn't he naked? [⊙_⊙] 40 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,760 APULLE: Luckily, we-- 41 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,140 ...*what*? [sounds hella gay] 42 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:45,700 ZARBON: In the healing tank; I always thought you needed to be nude. 43 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:46,740 APULLE: Wha--? 44 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,680 W-why would you think that??? [because is a pervert] 45 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,180 ZARBON: You know, to... 46 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,360 ... absorb all the healing juices. [The saiyan's spooge has been really helpful] 47 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,000 ⊙_⊙ ಠ_ಠ ⊙_⊙ 48 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:58,720 WELL, looks like you have everything under control here. 49 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,520 APULLE: Freaks me the f*ck out. (Me too dude 50 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,560 [Ghost Nappa] (Whistles) 51 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,200 {Tap, tap, tap} 52 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,120 Is this thing on? 53 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:05,660 Is it o-- 54 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:06,900 VEGETA: (Moaning) 55 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:08,460 GHOST NAPPA: OKAY, there we go. 56 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:09,920 (Clears his throat) 57 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:14,140 YOU are now thinking about what Zarbon did to you... [I hope he didnt touch me] 58 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:16,120 while you were unconscious. 59 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:18,420 [Ghost Nappa] Have fun with that... 60 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:19,120 VEGETA: (Groaning) [Ghost Nappa] Have fun with that... that... 61 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:19,800 VEGETA: (Groaning) [Ghost Nappa] Have fun with that... that... that... 62 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,440 VEGETA: (Groaning) [No Zarbon, not there] 63 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:27,100 APULLE: You know, Vegeta, I've gotta admit - it was pretty impressive how you went all man-hunter on us. 64 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,540 VEGETA: (Groaning intensifies) APULLE: But now, you're all ours. 65 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:33,500 VEGETA: (Groaning intensifies further) APULLE: And I can't wait to watch Zarbon break you like a glowsti-- 66 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,640 Here I come, Ichpe... [see you in HFIL] 67 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,860 FREEZA: And I want you here in twenty-four hours, understood? 68 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,420 And make sure to bring the up-to-date Scouters. 69 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:47,100 [Ginyu, on screen] Understood, Lord Freeza. 70 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,140 ZARBON: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the space Skype. 71 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:54,680 FREEZA: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call? 72 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,060 ZARBON: Well, I need to call my girlfriend. 73 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:57,720 FREEZA: Well, I-- [(THE FUCK?)] 74 00:02:58,780 --> 00:02:59,980 ...Ginyu, I'll call you back. 75 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:02,700 Come again? [shouldn't have ask *him*] 76 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:09,560 ZARBON: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so I can make reservations early. 77 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:10,380 FREEZA: Oh. 78 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:12,980 And all this time I could have sworn you were-- [He still could be bisexual] 79 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:13,940 ...Nevermind. 80 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,120 ZARBON: What, you thought I was single? 81 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,500 FREEZA: Well, no. I just... 82 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,880 I... thought you were into... 83 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:22,100 You know, it really doesn't matter. 84 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:25,820 ZARBON: Well, it matters to me; because, frankly, it sounds like you thought I was-- 85 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:26,740 DISPOSABLE MOOK: LORD FREEZA! 86 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,240 VEGETA'S BROKEN OUT OF THE HEALING T-- 87 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,120 Aiee! 88 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,160 FREEZA: Oh, no. That minion died. 89 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,080 Could you go fix that? [how? give him nouth to mouth?] 90 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,860 We'll continue this conversation never. [Smooth.] 91 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,600 ZARBON: ...Did he say something about Vegeta? 92 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:37,260 [Freeza] What? 93 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:38,460 {Explosion} 94 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:39,760 Zarbon ... 95 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,240 ... who did you leave guarding him? 96 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,260 {Alarm} APULLE?! 97 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:46,320 YOU LEFT APULLE HERE?! 98 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,700 ZARBON: Well, I thought he could handle it! 99 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,800 FREEZA: Apulle couldn't handle a shot of raspberry Schnapps, much less Vegeta! 100 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,600 Oh, where's the damn phone? I need to make another call. 101 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,660 ZARBON: Yes, sir! I'll go look for Vegeta! 102 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:57,680 He won't get far! 103 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,380 VEGETA: 'Yes, that's right. Search all over for me, Zarbon.' 104 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:08,600 'Of course, you'd never think to check inside your own SHIP!' [thats Freaza's ship actually] 105 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:10,220 'You know what they say:' 106 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,300 '"Keep your friends close ..."' 107 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,580 '"... and your enemies closer."' [Is that why he went to live to Earth?] 108 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:15,820 Huhaha! 109 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:16,560 Huhaha! Hahaha! 110 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,360 Huhaha! Hahaha! HA, hahahahahahahaha! Ha-- 111 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,800 [Minion, off-screen] Lord Freeza, I found him! 112 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,720 VEGETA: Ah, f*ck it. 113 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,140 [Minion, o-s] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 114 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,460 [Freeza, over comm] Ginyu! Hurry up, double time! 115 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:30,960 Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one. 116 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,800 [Zarbon, oc] Lord Freeza, Vegeta's really giving us a pounding! 117 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,240 [Freeza, oc] I'm coming, Zarbon! Quick, grab my Balls! phrasing] 118 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:36,740 {Call ended} 119 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,580 {Snickering} 120 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:45,620 {Laughter} 121 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:48,280 {♫ A parody of "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" ♫} 122 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:55,100 VEGETA: ♫ I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon Balls ♫ 123 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,000 ♫ Do-do-do-do-do ♫ 124 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,160 ♫ Here they are, all sitting in a bunch ♫ 125 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,540 ♫ Doo-doo-doo ♫ 126 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:00,420 ♫ One star ♫ 127 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:01,280 ♫ Two star ♫ 128 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,580 ♫ All as big as my head! ♫ 129 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:03,840 ♫ Give 'em a toss ♫ 130 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:04,800 ♫ A planet across ♫ 131 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,080 ♫ That's how Vegeta wins ♫ 132 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:06,740 ♫ Ba-bye! ♫ :P 133 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,460 FREEZA: Damn it all to hell, he's gone! 134 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:12,300 And he took off with my Dragon Balls! 135 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,080 ZARBON: Lord Freeza, I found a note! 136 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,120 FREEZA: Let me see that! 137 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:19,740 It just says "Dear Fr ̶i̶eeza", and it's a picture of a butt. 138 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:21,560 Curious Perv: Can I see it, Lord Freeza? 139 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,540 FREEZA: Vegeta! 140 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:23,720 FREEZA: Vegeta! Dragon Balls! 141 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,580 FREEZA: Vegeta! Dragon Balls! NOW!!!! 142 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:25,380 ZARBON: Yes, sir! 143 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,440 'Dammit! He's up here somewhere! I just need to spot the bastard!' 144 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,640 The Bastard: 'Later, bitches.' 145 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,360 {Submarine dive alarm} 146 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:36,480 GOKU: Whew! 147 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:39,020 It's taken me five whole days! 148 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:41,520 But I'm finally up to 100x gravity! 149 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,320 It's a good thing I brought along all these Senzu... 150 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,540 Aw man, it looks like we only have four left. 151 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:49,780 Aw well, we won't need that many on Namek. [Dammit Goku.] 152 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,240 Om nom nom! 153 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:51,780 (Gulp) 154 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,900 Mmmmm, tastes like healing. [Is healing bland and tasteless?] 155 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,120 [King Kai, telephatically] Hello, Goku? Do you hear me? 156 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,760 I swear to God, if this is George Takei again 157 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,020 I'm gonna shove a brick up the Verizon guy's a-- 158 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:01,860 [Goku, t] King Kai? 159 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,180 [King Kai, t] Ah, there you are Goku. 160 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,300 I see you're on your way to Namek. 161 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:06,680 [Goku, t] I'm gonna beat someone up! 162 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:07,740 [King Kai, t] Of course, you are. 163 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:08,580 But listen! 164 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,260 There's someone on Namek that you must absolutely stay away from. 165 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,000 You hear me? 166 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:15,360 He's even *stronger* than Vegeta, and he-- 167 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,260 [Goku, t] I know! 168 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:17,440 [King Kai, t] What? 169 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,600 [Goku, t] I'm gonna beat him up! 170 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:19,960 [King Kai, t] Goku, no. 171 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,560 This is nothing like Vegeta. It is much, MUCH worse. 172 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,900 [Goku, t] Uh huh...! 173 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:29,500 [King Kai, t] He is known throughout the galaxy as the most terrifying and evil person there is! 174 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:30,340 [Goku, t] Really?! 175 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,580 [King Kai, t] He's conquered hundreds of planets! 176 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,980 And slaughtered *billions* of people! 177 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:36,220 [Goku, t] Eeeeeeeeeeee! [Dammit Goku] 178 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:38,560 [King Kai, t] Stop it! Stop getting excited! 179 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:41,340 Now promise me you will not fight hi-- 180 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:43,220 [Goku, t] Ooo, I can see Planet Namek! 181 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,060 *BZZZT* 182 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,760 Naw, wait, naw it's fake. [even Goku know not to trust signs] 183 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,380 [King Kai, t] Goku! Seriously! 184 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,860 Promise me that under no circumstance will you go anywhere near Freeza! 185 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:53,320 [Goku, t] But, King Kai, I-- 186 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,060 [King Kai, t] PROMISE ME! 187 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:55,960 [Goku, t] Aw, alright. 188 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,980 I promise I will absolutely not-- 189 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:01,240 Click! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... 190 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:01,920 [King Kai, t] What the-- [Goku, t] rrrrrrrr-- 191 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:02,820 (Inhale) 192 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:03,960 rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... 193 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:04,780 [King Kai, t] He-- [Goku, t] rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... {how stupid do you have to be to be fooled by *Goku*} 194 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:05,940 [King Kai, t] He hung up on me! [Goku, t] rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... {how stupid do you have to be to be fooled by *Goku*} 195 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:06,440 [Goku, t] rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... 196 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,240 [King Kai, t] How the hell did he even do that?! [Goku, t] rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-- 197 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:08,740 {Call ended} 198 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:09,960 [King Kai, t] Dammit, I'll call him back! 199 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:10,460 {Key depressed} 200 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:11,840 {Phone ringing} 201 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:13,360 {Phone ringing} 202 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:13,860 {Click} 203 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:17,540 Goku, I swear to God! I will ride your *ass* on this one! 204 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:19,140 [George Takei, t] Oh, myyy~ [that poor Verizon guy ass] 205 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:20,420 [King Kai, t] DAMMIT, TAKEI! 206 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,900 VEGETA: (Gasping for air) 207 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,040 Alright... 208 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:26,940 They should be here somewhere. 209 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,220 Aha! They're here! 210 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:30,580 They're all here. 211 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:35,560 Perfect. Now, I have six, counting the one I have hidden near the village. 212 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:40,100 All I have to do now is stay under the radar and not fly around like a jackass, saying 213 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,840 JACKASS: I've got a Dragon Ball! 214 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,120 VEGETA: I was gonna say, "Come and get me, Freeza" 215 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,460 But that works, too! 216 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:51,000 ZARBON: This is useless! I'm never going to find him like this! 217 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,120 I might as well hide under a rock! 218 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:58,040 Maybe Lord Freeza won't find me if I just lay low and don't fly around like a jackass, saying 219 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,080 VEGETA: Come to papa, ya bald bastard! [Vegeta doesn't even go with his own plan.] 220 00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:02,520 ZARBON: I was going to say "Come and get me, Freeza" 221 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,040 But that works, too! 222 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:10,560 {Bulma humming "I'll Give You Romance" (original DB ending theme)} 223 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,520 BULMA: Son of a bitch! 224 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:12,440 KRILLIN: Huh. 225 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,060 I thought you'd be back in the cave. 226 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:16,500 BULMA: Well, I WOULD, if I didn't keep finding puddles of-- 227 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,140 KRILLIN: Yeah, yeah, I know, in the cave. 228 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:18,860 Get over it. 229 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,280 Besides! I brought us a Dragon Ball! 230 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,320 BULMA: Oh, wow! 231 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,100 They're much bigger than the ones on Earth. 232 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:27,040 KRILLIN: Yeah, Gohan and I were pretty surprised, too when we... 233 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:28,120 Wait... 234 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,580 Where is Gohan? 235 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:31,420 BULMA: Oh. He took the Dragon Radar. 236 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:33,380 We found a Dragon Ball that was all on it's own. 237 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,240 KRILLIN: Wait, what?! 238 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,140 GOHAN: I've got a Dragon Ball! 239 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,820 KRILLIN: You let Gohan go out on his own?! 240 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:40,720 BULMA: Yeah. 241 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:41,880 What's the big deal? 242 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,400 KRILLIN: Do you have ANY idea what Chi-Chi will do to me if he gets hurt?! 243 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,760 I like my penis where it is, thank you. 244 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,840 BULMA: I still don't see how this is my problem. 245 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:50,660 KRILLIN: Aw. 246 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,840 Well, we'll just have to wait for him here, then. 247 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,440 At least we have a Dragon Ball! 248 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,320 VEGETA: Hi, there! I'm taking your Dragon Ball. 249 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:57,940 KRILLIN: Uh... 250 00:08:58,340 --> 00:08:59,640 Care to trade for one of yours? 251 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:00,560 VEGETA: How 'bout "no"? 252 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:02,980 KRILLIN: You drive a hard bargain. 253 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,000 ZARBON: Who drives it hard, now? 254 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:06,300 Hmm-hmm... 255 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,680 VEGETA: Oh, I thought I smelled body glitter... 256 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,760 BODY GLITTER PRINCESS: You. The short one over there. 257 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,200 Give me the Dragon Ball. 258 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:12,700 KRILLIN: Ummm... 259 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:15,520 VEGETA: Not so fast! He's handing the Ball over to me! 260 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:16,920 Right, baldy? 261 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:17,500 KRILLIN: Uhhh... 262 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,380 Bulma? Little help here? 263 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:21,640 BULMA: Oh my God, he's so hot! 264 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,420 I just wanna grab him and-- 265 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:24,640 GOKU: sixty-nine... 266 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:26,080 seventy... 267 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:27,320 seventy-- 268 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,520 VEGETA: One time, you've defeated me, Zarbon. 269 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,640 And that's one time too many. 270 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:33,520 ZARBON: Nothing's changed, Vegeta. 271 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:37,760 The last time we fought, you were barely alive when I retrieved your body. 272 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,720 VEGETA: That... reminds me... 273 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:42,660 Did you DO anything to me while I was unconscious? 274 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:43,360 ZARBON: Did-- 275 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,740 Did I *what*? 276 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,820 VEGETA: Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious? 277 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:48,480 ZARBON: What?! 278 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,240 No! GOD no! 279 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,780 VEGETA: Oh, thank GOD, I ju-- 280 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:53,400 Wait, what do you mean by that? 281 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,040 Am I not good enough for you?! [Why would you ask that?] 282 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:58,480 ZARBON: Alright, Vegeta - I'm gonna be totally honest with you. 283 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,920 This is sounding really gay. [and that comming from the F.A.G] 284 00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:01,680 VEGETA: Wha-I-- 285 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:02,460 What are you-- 286 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,440 ZARBON: Not that there's anything wrong with that! [no there is not] 287 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:06,160 VEGETA: Just-- 288 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,240 Just- transform, damn you. 289 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,040 BULMA: We're going to have a penthouse suite, 290 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,380 and he'll drive a Corvette, 291 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,340 and we'll make love every single-- 292 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,300 KILL IT WITH FIRE! [i don't think it would be enough] 293 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,320 [Zarbon, deep beastly voice] You've made a huge mistake, Vegeta. [What happened to his armor?] 294 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,460 Now prepare to die! 295 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,080 ROOAARRGH! 296 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,000 RRAGH...! 297 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,220 UUGH...! 298 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:27,320 VEGETA: What was that? I couldn't hear you over that hole I made in your 299 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:27,920 STOMACH. 300 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:28,740 ZARBON: But... 301 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:30,080 Vegeta... 302 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,020 Please... 303 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:33,780 Just ... give me a chance. 304 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,580 We ... could ... work ...... 305 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:36,740 together-- 306 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,520 VEGETA: Yeah, yeah, I've heard that bit already. 307 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,940 Now, let me put this in a way you'll understand. 308 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:45,060 I'm about to blow my load all over your insides. [OH MY] 309 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,020 ZARBON: ...WHAT, THE-- 310 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:47,720 VEGETA: No homo. 311 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:51,760 ZARBON: AAAAAAAARRaaaaaaaugh...! 312 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,460 VEGETA: ...Freaky Alien Genotype... 313 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,500 [♫ Closing theme (DBZ intermission) ♫] 314 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:07,260 DENDE: Guru, sir. 315 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:08,700 I have a question. 316 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,520 SUPER KAMI GURU: Ask away. 317 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,360 DENDE: You've been around for so long. 318 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,020 Just how old are you? 319 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,020 GURU: I am this many. 320 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,680 DENDE: ...You didn't raise your hand. 321 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,980 SUPER KAMI GURU: That's how OLD I AAAAAAAMMMMM! 322 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:25,680 BULMA: KILL IT WITH FIRE!