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[Disclaimer read by Guldo]
[*Throw dog treat*]

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[WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness.
If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~]

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[♫ Red Ribbon Army theme ♫]

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CAPTAIN GINYU: Men, introductions!

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Ginyu!

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Jeice!

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Burter!

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Guldo!

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Recoome!

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CPT. GINYU: And together, we are:

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[♫ "Sanjō!! Ginyū Tokusentai!!" ♫]

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Eriito Senshi - Ginyū Tokusentai!

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♫ Tokusentai! ♫

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♫ Tokusentai! ♫

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♫ Tokusentai! ♫

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[Tumbleweed sounds]

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FREEZA: 'Sure is Zarbon in here.'

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CPT. GINYU: Lord Freeza, thank
you for this chance to serve you.

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RECOOME: AND BUST SOME HEADS!

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CPT. GINYU: Quite. But before
we get down to business... Jeice!

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JEICE: Yes sir, Cap'n.
Here you go, Lord Freeza - the new up to date Scouters.

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FREEZA: Good. And they have the ringtone I wanted?

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CPT. GINYU: Yes, sir.

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[♫ "F" by Maximum the Hormone ♫]

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FREEZA: Glorious!
[♫ "F" by Maximum the Hormone ♫]

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Now, as you have been informed, Vegeta and
a few other pests have taken my Dragon Balls.

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RECOOME: Whoa, whoa, whoa - Vegeta?

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BURTER: Little Veggie?

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GULDO: What's a Dragon Ball?

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RECOOME: Recoome can't believe he had it in him!

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BURTER: I know, right?!

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GULDO: What's a Dragon Ball?!

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FREEZA: Yes, it turns out Zarbon and Dodoria weren't enough.
I've called you five here to get them back.

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CPT. GINYU: Easy enough.
Would you rather them dead, or alive?

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FREEZA: Either/or.

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CPT. GINYU: Dead it is.

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[♫ Red Ribbon Army theme ♫]
Ginyu Force, assemble!

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BURTER: Speed of light and strength of all

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RECOOME: The Ginyu Force shall make them fall

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JEICE: Lord King Cold's army's strongest force

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GULDO: We'll beat them all, secure the course
[Yeah, I'd be making that face too.]

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CPT. GINYU: If trouble meets us as we pass

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GINYU FORCE: We'll shove our fists right up their ass!

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CPT. GINYU: Ginyu Force!

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GINYU FORCE: MOVE OUT!

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♫ Frieza! Frieza! Frieza! Frie-za! ♫
[This song still rules.]

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VEGETA: We're dead!

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VEGETA: We're dead! We. Are. Dead!

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VEGETA: We're dead! We. Are. Dead! All dead!

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VEGETA: We're dead! We. Are. Dead! All dead!
All gonna die!

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VEGETA: We're dead! We. Are. Dead! All dead!
All gonna die! Dead Men Be We!

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A cornucopia of pain and despair is coming
our way to ensure our demise!

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We are so going to die-e-e!

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VEGETA [off-screen]: Why-y-y-y?!

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GURU: Naaail. Slap him.

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{SMACK}
KRILLIN [o-s]: Ow! (Why me? Vegeta's the one freaking out!)
[Nail knows.]

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GURU [o-s]: Thank you.

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VEGETA: Every fiber of my being wants
to puke at once when I say this...

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but I need your heeeh...

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but I need your heeeh...
I need your heeeheeeeeh...

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GOHAN: You need our help?

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VEGETA: That, yes.

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KRILLIN: Alright, but if we're
gonna be a team, we need a name.

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VEGETA: No, we don't.

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KRILLIN: Ooh, I know!
How about "Team Three Star"?
[Lame.]

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VEGETA: ...What?

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KRILLIN: * Well, we're a team

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KRILLIN: * Well, we're a team
* And there's three of us

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KRILLIN: * Well, we're a team
* And there's three of us
* And the Dragon Balls have stars on them.

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Team Three Star!
[Still Lame.]

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VEGETA: That just makes me want to kill you even more,

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and you're *still* the second most annoying bald
person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
[Just wait till he meets Tien.]

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SECOND MOST ANNOYING BALD GUY: Team Three Star, move out!

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VEGETA: I swear to God...!

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[Calm, soothing music]

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BULMA: AAAAAH!

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[Sinister music]

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VEGETA: Hello, Earth woman.

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BULMA: Whaa... aaah...

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BULMA: aaaah... aah...
VEGETA: You know what I want.

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Now give it to me.

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BULMA: But, the Dragon Ball's right there!

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VEGETA: Oh... I'm not here for the Dragon Ball. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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BULMA: Whaa... what?

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VEGETA: Spread 'em.
[Trunks is coming early.]

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BULMA: Ah... AAAAAHHH!
[Trunks is coming early.]

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[Bulma wakes up]
BULMA: Ah... AAAAAHHH!

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KRILLIN: Takin' the Dragon Ball! Bitch at me later!

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VEGETA: Your hair looks stupid!
(I'll still impregnate you though.)

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GOHAN: Sorry, Bulma...

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BULMA: ALL OF MY HATE!!

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GOHAN: Vegeta, if you don't mind me asking...
what are we in for?

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VEGETA: You ever watch Power Rangers?
[Super Sentai.]

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GOHAN: No.

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VEGETA: Ninja Turtles?
[Heroes in a half shell]

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GOHAN: No.

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VEGETA: Sailor Moon?
[Pretty Soldier]

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GOHAN: No.

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VEGETA: Beetleborgs?
[Juukou B-Fighter]

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GOHAN: No.

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VEGETA: VR Troopers?
[Superhuman-Machine Metalder]

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GOHAN: No.

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VEGETA: Samurai Syber-Squad?
[Gridman the Hyper Agent]

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GOHAN: No.

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VEGETA: ...Tattooed Teenage Alien
Fighters From Beverly Hills?
[And this IS a real show]
[It's a guilty pleasure.]

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GOHAN: Oh yeah!

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VEGETA: Goddammit!

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Yes! We made it here before the Ginyus!
Come on, let's get this over with and...

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What the hell are you two doing?

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KRILLIN: We don't think we can trust you.
You still haven't pledged your allegiance to Team Three Star!

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VEGETA: What are you, dense?! The Ginyu Force
could be here any second and then we're--

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CPT. GINYU: Hi, Vegeta.

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VEGETA: Hi, Ginyu. And then we're--

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[Dramatic metallic sound effects]

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Son of a c{BLEEP}-g{BLEEP} f{BLEEP}-beast!

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Why the f{BLEEP} does all this f{BLEEP}
s{BLEEP} happen to me?!

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VEGETA [o-s]: As far as I care, these miserable
CPT. GINYU: Jeice, please.

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VEGETA [off-screen]: c{BLEEP} can have a f{BLEEP} s{BLEEP}
JEICE: Sorry, Cap'n. Me scouter's acting a bit shonky.

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VEGETA: with a goddamn pig!!
[*With* the censors, this line makes no sense]

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CPT. GINYU: Are you done?

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[Panting]

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VEGETA: ...Yeah.

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CPT. GINYU: Very good. Now to cut straight to the point,
I want those two Dragon Balls you have there.

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GULDO [o-s]: Oh, so *that's* a Dragon Ball.

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CPT. GINYU: Supposedly, there are seven in total
if my report is correct, and the other five are...

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KRILLIN: Right behind you!

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VEGETA: My *God*, man, you just *cannot*--

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KRILLIN: Shut up when I'm scared I know.

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I once had a crush on a little Indian
boy that I thought was a girl.
[TMI.]

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VEGETA: Please kill him. Seriously, he won't be missed.
[He's right, you know]

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CPT. GINYU: Well, I do believe
that accounts for everything.

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Before I take these Dragon Balls and
leave my associates here to clean up,

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is there anything you'd like to say to me, Vegeta?

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VEGETA: As a matter of fact, there is.

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Look at your men,

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Look at your men, now back to me,

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Look at your men, now back to me,
now look back at your men,

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Look at your men, now back to me,
now look back at your men, back to me.

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I am not your men,

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I am not your men, I'm flipping you off,
[Rude.]

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I am not your men, I'm flipping you off,
now look at the ground,

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I am not your men, I'm flipping you off,
now look at the ground, back to me.

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Where's the Dragon Ball?

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Where's the Dragon Ball? It's gone!

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Where's the Dragon Ball? It's gone! I threw it!

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AND THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN--!

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BURTER: Here you go, Boss.

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CPT. GINYU: Thank you, Burter.

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BURTER: S'what I do.

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VEGETA: But, but I chucked that
son of a bitch as hard as I could!

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BURTER: Oh, you can't beat my speed.
I'm the fastest in the universe!

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KRILLIN [o-s]: That's what she said!

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VEGETA: We're all going to die anyway, so...

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Baldie! Break the ball!

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BALDIE: What-the-I--

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VEGETA: Punch the damn thing!

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KRILLIN: RRRAAAHHH!

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{DUN}
KRILLIN: OW, my hand!

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VEGETA: Hit it harder!

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KRILLIN: But I--
VEGETA: HARDER!

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KRILLIN: YAAAAAH!

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[Krillin repeats to no avail under Vegeta's orders]

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RECOOME: Uh, Guldo, don't you think you should...
[Krillin repeats to no avail under Vegeta's orders]

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GULDO: Oh-oh right, that thing I do... stopping time, yeah.
(Err... Whis? Beerus? He's breaking your laws...)
[Krillin repeats to no avail under Vegeta's orders]

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GULDO: Oh-oh right, that thing I do... stopping time, yeah. 
(Err... Whis? Beerus? He's breaking your laws...)
VEGETA [o-s]: Break it or I'll break you!

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GULDO: One sec...
[Krillin repeats to no avail under Vegeta's orders]

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KRILLIN: WAAAHHH--!

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What-I...?

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VEGETA: What? Where did it go?!

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GULDO: See this, Vegeta?
This is for all the time you used to embarrass me!

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[Flashback]

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GULDO: Hey Vegeta, how's it going?

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VEGETA: Aw, look, it's Guldo!

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You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?!

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GULDO: Do you think I'm a dog?
[Aren't you?!]

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VEGETA: Have a biscuit!

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[Growling]

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[Flashback ends]

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GULDO: And now, it'll be *you*
who rolls over and plays dea--

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[Growling]

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CPT. GINYU: Alright, everyone settle down.
Before I take these Dragon Balls to Lord Freeza,

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it's time for everyone's favorite game!

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[© November 2, 2010]

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Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple.

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One of my men will spin the wheel,
and whoever it lands on - he kills!

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VEGETA: What the...?
When did you have time to set this up?

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And... is that a camera?(!)

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VEGETA [on GalacTV]: What kind of
sadistic retard watches this crap?!

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SADISTIC RETARD: Love this show.

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CPT. GINYU: Alright - first contestant.

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GULDO: Come on, Vegeta!
Come ooon, Vegeta!

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Aaarrrgggh! Re-spin! Re-spin! Re-spin!

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RECOOME: Lucky little bastard got two of 'em.

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BURTER: Alright, let's give this sucker a spin!

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CPT. GINYU: *Congratulations* - you've just won
a free all-expense-paid trip to Space Australia!

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BURTER: Oh, you've got to be freaking kidding me.

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JEICE: Oh hey, Space Oz! That's me home planet!

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KRILLIN: Wait, hold on... you're from Australia?

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JEICE: *Space* Australia.
Or more specifially, Space Brisbane.

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Go Space Broncos!

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KRILLIN: So... it's, like, Australia--

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JEICE: In space!
[Does that mean it used to be a space jail?]

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Gotta be careful though, Burter.
Space Dingo will eat yer space baby...

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like me sister... poor Sheila--

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VEGETA: Can we *please* get on with this?

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JEICE: Oh, right. Let's have a go, then.

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Oh, *piss off*, you great bloomin' pinwheel!

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BURTER: Oh, great. That means Vegeta goes to--

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RECOOME: Yes! [To Guldo] In your face!
[To Vegeta] Vegeta, your time is coming.

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Soon - you will face the End-All,

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Soon - you will face the End-All, the Be-All,

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Soon - you will face the End-All, the Be-All, the Plead-All:

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REEEEEEEEEE

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REEEEEEEEEECOOOOOME

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REEEEEEEEEECOOOOOMEuhh!!

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GOHAN: I swear I don't even
know what's going on anymore.
[Join the club.]

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CPT. GINYU: Alright gang, it's time for me to head off.
Try not to mess up your uniforms and be back by 0500!

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REST OF THE GF: Yes, Captain!

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CPT. GINYU: Ciao!

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KRILLIN: So, uh... I guess we're fighting
the little green guy over there?

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VEGETA: Yeah, that's Guldo. Have fun with him.

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KRILLIN: Any strategies?

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VEGETA: Throw dog treats at him.

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KRILLIN: How will that help?

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VEGETA: I'll find it *hilarious*.

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KRILLIN: Well come on, Gohan. We're strong
enough to take this guy. Just keep your guard up.

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PAT: That's right - keep on your guard. Don't drop it...

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PAT: That's right - keep on your guard. Don't drop it...
not even for an *instant*!

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GUL-DIO: ZA
<You won't be crushed by a steamroller!>

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GUL-DIO: ZA WARUDO!!
<You won't be crushed by a steamroller!>

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KRILLIN: What are you--

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[Crazy Talk Activates]

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going on about--?

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[Crazy Talk makes Pat a liar]

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GUL-DIO: You see that?
That was just a taste of my power!

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Huh?

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KRILLIN: Yahoow! What, the, hell was that?!

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GUL-DIO: That... was supposed to crush you.

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KRILLIN: Gohan! Did you see it?
His power... he can--

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GOHAN: Bend reality to make his statements lies?

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KRILLIN: Summon steamrollers!

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GOHAN: ...Y... you sure about that?

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KRILLIN: Positive! Go for him!

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PAT: You fools!
<YOU'LL COMPLETE YOUR ATTACK!>

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KRILLIN: EEEEERGH!

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GOHAN: UHHHH!

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[Guldo laughs]

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PAT: My psychic powers are unrivaled in all the galaxy!

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You stood there and *mocked* me...
the whole *world* stood there and mocked me!

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But now, you find yourselves slaves to my whim!
Feel the earth fall out from under you, your world *shatter*!

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AS I...
[Crazy Talk Activates]

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AS I... AM...
[Crazy Talk Activates]

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AS I... AM... YOUR--
[Crazy Talk Activates]

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...Why can't I feel my everything?

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Oh...

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'This is the end of the road...'

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'This is the end of the road... the end for me...'

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'This is the end of the road... the end for me...
I...'

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'This is the end of the road... the end for me...
I... I wonder...'

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'This is the end of the road... the end for me...
I... I wonder... will I dream?'

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I f**king hate you.

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VEGETA: I know.

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♫ Tokusentai! ♫

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[So, what *did* Vegeta say?]
'Uncensored'
(Uncensored) ;)

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Son of a gum-chewing funk-monster!
(Son of a cum-guzzling fuck-beast!)

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Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?!
(Why the fuck does all this fucking shit happen to me?!)

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Forget my life!
(Fuck my life!)

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Always surrounded by miserable failing clods!
(Always surrounded by miserable fucking cunts!)

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Like this whole world
(Like this whole world)

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just likes to *bend* me over
(just likes to *bend* me over)

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and FIND ME IN THE ALPS!
(and FUCK ME IN THE ASS!)

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Like I'm some sort of shlock receptacle!
(Like I'm some sort of cum dumpster!)

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Well as far as I care,
(Well as far as I care,)

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these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue
(these miserable cunts can have a fucking shitorgy (?))

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with a goddamn pig!!
(with a goddamn pig!!)