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[Disclaimer read by Recoome]

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[WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness.
If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~]

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GOHAN: You really saved us, Vegeta.

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KRILLIN: Yeah! You totally pulled our butts out of the fire there!
Really showed that Team Three Star spirit!

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VEGETA: They'll never find your body.

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GOHAN: I feel a little sorry for those guys.
They just lost their teammate... they must be devastated.

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JEICE: So, when was the last time you had to... you know...
[Yes Gohan, they're *totally* devastated...]

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RECOOME: 3 weeks.

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JEICE: Bloody hell, 3 *weeks*?!

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BURTER: And I did it on the trip here.

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RECOOME: Recoome didn't even have enough room in his pod.

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JEICE: Oi... oi, is that Guldo over there? Is he dead?

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RECOOME: How tragic.

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BURTER: Not telling the Captain 123 not it.

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RECOOME: Not it.

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JEICE: Not it-- ahh, wankers.

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[♫ Sweet, swaggy Ginyu Force theme ♫]

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Eriito Senshi - Ginyū Tokusentai!

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♫ Tokusentai! ♫

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♫ Tokusentai! ♫

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♫ Tokusentai! ♫

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VEGETA: So are we gonna do this or wha--?

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RECOOME: HIT *RECOOME'S* MUSIC!

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[♫ Doom Theme (1993) ♫]

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Vegeta!

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You think that just because you're the Prince of Allll
Saiyans you're the best there is at what you do.

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But let Recoome tell ya somethin', brother:

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You ain't no Wolverine...

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You ain't no Wolverine... and you ain't got what it takes...

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You ain't no Wolverine... and you ain't got what it takes...
to STEP UP...

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You ain't no Wolverine... and you ain't got what it takes...
to STEP UP... to a

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You ain't no Wolverine... and you ain't got what it takes...
to STEP UP... to a FIVE

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You ain't no Wolverine... and you ain't got what it takes...
to STEP UP... to a FIVE-TIME

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You ain't no Wolverine... and you ain't got what it takes...
to STEP UP... to a FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!

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VEGETA: Champion of *what*?

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JEICE: This fight right here's gonna
be a bloomin' slobber knocker it is!

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BURTER: You can just feel the intensity.

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VEGETA: Who are you talking to?!

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BURTER: The audience.

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JEICE: We're doin' commentary, mate.

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RECOOME: You see, Vegeta...

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You sit there and brag about how the Saiyans
are the mightiest warriors in allll the Universe...

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how they're the most ruthless.

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Well, look at where they are now:

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DEAD!
[K.O.!]

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Yooou talk about your legends,

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Yooou talk about your legends,
*and* your warrior race,

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Yooou talk about your legends,
*and* your warrior race,
*and* your pride...

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but that doesn't mean a DAAAAMN thing to this man!

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Because the name's

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Because the name's RECOOME!

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And it rhymes

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And it rhymes WITH DOOM!

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And YOOOU'RE gonna be hurtin'!

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And YOOOU'RE gonna be hurtin'! ALL!

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And YOOOU'RE gonna be hurtin'! ALL! TOO!

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And YOOOU'RE gonna be hurtin'! ALL! TOO! SOOOOOON

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And YOOOU'RE gonna be hurtin'! ALL! TOO! SOOOOOONuhh!

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VEGETA: ...Wrestling's fake.

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[Audience boo and jeer]

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SPECTATOR: You suck-diddly-uck!
[Audience boo and jeer]

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VEGETA: Oh, go to Hell, all of you!

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And if it means getting this damn thing over with,
then I'm just going to have to KILL your ass!

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Now hit MY music!

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[LOL]
[♫ "Step Into the Grand Tour" - theme of Dragon Ball GT (FUNimation dub) ♫]

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Oh, the f*ck with this!
[♫ "Step Into the Grand Tour" - theme of Dragon Ball GT (FUNimation dub) ♫]

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[Nothing like shit music to piss him off, eh?]

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[Le Zoom]

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RECOOME: OOOOMPH!

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[And there goes the Space Mountain. Disney won't be happy.]

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[And there goes the Space Mountain. Disney won't be happy.]

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VEGETA: SUCK IT, JABRONI!

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[HUGE EXPLOSION]

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[Explosions TAS]

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Well... everything went better than expecte--

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RECOOME: You talking more smack, Vegeta?
[This Muscle Tower won't break so easily]

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VEGETA: What?! How could you possibly get up after a hit like that?!

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RECOOME: Silly Vegeta. The only thing Recoome sells...

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RECOOME: Silly Vegeta. The only thing Recoome sells... is merchandise!

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[Various pieces of merchandise pop up... don't ask what the last one is.]

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[Good Vibrations ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

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JEICE: Oi, Burter - bet ya Recoome don't even leave a body.

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BURTER: Please, you already owe me a Space Soda from our LAST bet!

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JEICE: Well, you still owe me a Space Burger from the one BEFORE that!

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[Commercial music]
COMMERCIAL: And where can you
find all this spectacular space food?

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At Spacey’s.

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Now with our new Raditz Menu.

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[Spacey's: Better than Kentucky Fucked Chicken.]

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CAPTAIN GINYU: ...and one more makes seven.

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FREEZA: Ahhh Ginyu, I should've called you from the beginning!

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CPT. GINYU: Thank you, sir.
Now in celebration, I shall commence:

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The Dance Of Joy!

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FREEZA: Oh, no no, that won't be necessary.

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CPT. GINYU: It is entirely necessary.

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FREEZA: Uh, n-no, really, y-you don’t have to--

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CPT. GINYU: Actually, I do. I'm contractually obligated under your
father to dance The Dance of Joy post every successful mission.

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FREEZA [resigned]: Erghhh... proceed.
[If he wasn't a heartless bastard, I'd feel sorry for him.]

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CPT. GINYU: (Humming)

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[Rock/metal music]

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[NAMEKIMANIA 2011 BABY WOO!!!!]

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JEICE: And we're back, mates!

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BURTER: While you were gone, Recoome caught
Vegeta off-guard with his patented Recoome Knee.

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JEICE: It was absolutely devastating, Burter!
And now he’s back on the offensive...

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but he can’t seem to land a single 'it!

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RECOOME: Recoome ELBOW!

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VEGETA: GAAAH--!

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JEICE: Ohh, and Recoome follows up with a *vicious* Recoome Elbow!

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BURTER: It looks like Recoome is just too fast for Vegeta,
and that's coming from the fastest guy in the Universe.

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JEICE: *Not* really relevant, Burter...

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[After half an hour]
CPT. GINYU: (Still humming)

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And that ends The Dance of Joy.

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FREEZA: Ughhh, thank *God*.
Now, let's wish me some immortality--

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CPT. GINYU: Not quite yet, Lord Freeza.
Lastly, I must complete The Daddy's Little Princess Dance.

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DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS: My father would command no such thing!

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CPT. GINYU: You are correct, Lord Freeza.

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FREEZA: Very well--

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CPT. GINYU: It was your brother.

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WISHES HE WAS AN ONLY CHILD: Aggghhhhhh!

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[NAMEKIMANIA 2011 WOOO!!]

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JEICE: And we're back with the fight.
[Audience cheering]

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BURTER: Here's what you missed.

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[You missed sweet FA.]

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JEICE: Boy, did we time that commercial right or what?

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VEGETA: Gah!
RECOOME: (Groaning)

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BURTER: Oh, sneak attack from Vegeta!
RECOOME: (Groaning)

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JEICE: But it looks like it didn't do jack s***!

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BURTER: Wait! He’s letting up the--!

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JEICE: PILE DRIVER!

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VEGETA: WAAAAAAAAHH--!!!
JEICE: PI-LE DRI-VER!!!

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RECOOME [chuckling]: Heh heh heh.
[Yeah, that IS funny. XD]

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KRILLIN: Hey! Hey Gohan, look!
He picked *Vegeta*... like a--!

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GOHAN: Like a vegetable, yes.

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KRILLIN [off-screen]: HAH!

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RECOOME: Ya see, Vegeta... you don't seem
to comprehend where you stand right here.

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RECOOME: Be-cause the name's

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RECOOME: Be-cause the name's RECOOME--!

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VEGETA: HAH!
RECOOME: Be-cause the name's RECOOME--!

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RECOOME: OOHMPH!

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[Crowd booing]

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BURTER: Oh, look at that!

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JEICE: He mighta just taken Recoome's bleedin' 'ead off!

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This would be a *huge* loss for sport entertainment!

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[Where's Zarbon?]

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RECOOME: As Recoome... was *sayin'*...
[P.S. That wasn't a pun ;)]

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[Crowd cheering]
THE NAME’S

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[Crowd cheering]
THE NAME’S RECOOME!

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[Crowd cheering]
IT RHYMES

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[Crowd cheering]
IT RHYMES WITH DOOM!

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AND YOUUUUU’RE GONNA BE HURTIN'!

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ALL!

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ALL! TOO!

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[Crowd cheering]
ALL! TOO! SOOOON!

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BURTER: He’s setting up for the Recoome Eraser Gun!

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JEICE: This is *vintage* Recoome right here.

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RECOOME: RECOOOOOME...

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RECOOME: RECOOOOOME... ERASER...

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BURTER: THIS COULD BE THE END!

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RECOOME: ...GUNNNNN!

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DOOMPHH!
[That'll clean his nostrils]

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GOHAN: VEGETA!

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JEICE: Oh, last-second interference from Team Three Star!

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VEGETA: You *idiot*; I'm already one foot in the grave.

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You should've attacked Recoome!

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KRILLIN: Come on, Vegeta! We couldn't lose one
of our most valuable Team Three Star members!

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You CARRY this stable!

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VEGETA: If there is any solace to all of this,
it’s that you will die along with me.

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RECOOME: Could Recoome get a mirror?
He feels like he might have chipped a tooth.

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KRILLIN [o-s]: Dear *God*, what happened to your face?!

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BURTER: According to the rules 'n reg,
he's allowed to take on both of these new challengers!

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RECOOME: Sounds good to Recoome!

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RECOOOOME...

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KRILLIN: Does every move you have start with--?

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RECOOME: ...KICK!!

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{DING}
KRILLIN: AGHHHHHhhhh...!!!

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KRILLIN: AGHHHHHhhhh...!!!

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[Crowd cheering]
KRILLIN: AGHHHHHhhhh...!!!

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GOHAN: Krillin!

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JEICE: Oh, and a *devastating* Recoome Kick there!

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Let's see that again - in slow motion!

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Brought to you by Space Four X!

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Space Four X: Because Space VB is piss!

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[Slow motion sounds]

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JEICE: What a ripper!

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GOHAN: KRILLIN!

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KRILLIN [voice cracking]: HELLO GOHAN have you done your
homework, cause if you don't Chi Chi will KICK my ass!!

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GOHAN: Are you OK?!

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KRILLIN: Yeah! Seems he threw my nervous system
out of whack there! Can't quite feel the pain!

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...There it is!

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Owwwwwwww--

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GURU: Naaaaaaaiillll!

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Our visitors from Earth require your
assistance. You must go help them.

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NAIL: Lord Guru, that would leave you totally unguarded.

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GURU: No... I would have Dende--

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DENDE: Please don't leave me alone with him.

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GURU: He is the third strongest of our kiiind.

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NAIL: Lord Guru, there are... only three of us left.

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GURU: Dende... how does it feel to be the bronze medal?

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DENDE: Like everyone I know and love is dead.

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GURU: ♪ Every party needs a pooper ♪

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♪ That's why they invited youuuu ♪

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♪ Party pooper ♪

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♪ Party pooperrrr ♪

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NAIL: Lord Guru--

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GURU: Why are you STILL HEREEE--!!??

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JEICE: And welcome back to the fight, ladies and gents.

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BURTER: Last we left, we had two new contenders!

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JEICE: We now have one.

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GOHAN: I'm not going to back down!

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* I might be younger than you

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* I might be younger than you
* Smaller than you

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* I might be younger than you
* Smaller than you
* Weaker than you

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* I might be younger than you
* Smaller than you
* Weaker than you
* And *much* less experienced

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But I learned more about peach farming than you—

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I think this was a horrible decision...

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RECOOME: Recoome agrees.

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GOHAN: AAH!

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JEICE: This fight is turning into a regular piss-kicker!

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BURTER: Poor kid doesn't stand a chance.

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JEICE: How old is he? Like five?

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BURTER: Six, five and a half...?

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JEICE: But the real question is:
What do the fans think?

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[They want more child abuse...]

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GOHAN: You... you talk about who you are all the time...

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"Recoome" this, "Recoome" that...

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but... you're nothing... compared to my *Dad*.

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RECOOME [chuckling]: Ha ha ha.
GOHAN: but... you're nothing... compared to my *Dad*.

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but... you're nothing... compared to my *Dad*.

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I...

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I... am the son of...

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I... am the son of... Son Goku...

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I... am the son of... Son Goku...
the man who will come...

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I... am the son of... Son Goku...
the man who will come... and *kick your*--!

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{CRUNCH}

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[The silence is real]

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JEICE: *My God*.

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[Crowd cheering]

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BURTER: THAT was INCREDIBLE!

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This seems like the end, folks.
Recoome looks like he’s got this one in the bag!

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JEICE: It doesn't look like there's
*anyone* left who can stop Recoome!

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Wait! Who's that?

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[Distant explosion]

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[♫ "Real American" (Hulk Hogan's theme) ♫]

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♫ When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside ♫

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♫ You gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide ♫

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♫ If you hurt my friends, then you hurt my pride ♫

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♫ I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide... ♫

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[Fade-out; HULKMANIA BROTHER]
♫ I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide... ♫

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[♫ "Sanjō!! Ginyū Tokusentai!!" ♫]
♫ Tokusentai! ♫

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[After 3 hours, he's *still* dancing--]
CPT. GINYU: (Still humming)

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[oh wait, he's finished]

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All done.

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FREEZA: Alright - so, you're done with all your dances?

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CPT. GINYU: Yes, sir!

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FREEZA: We can wish for my immortality now?

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CPT. GINYU: Of course.

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FREEZA [relieved]: Fantastic.

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♫

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Now, Dragon Balls - grant my wish!

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MAKE ME,

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MAKE ME, LORD FREEZA,

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MAKE ME, LORD FREEZA, *IMMORTAL*!!!!

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[Music cuts-off]

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[Is it Freeza or Freiza?]

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[Freeza or Frieza, though TFS prefer the first option.
Either way, he's still a ginormous prick. :P]

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CPT. GINYU: ...Umm... I don't think it worked...

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FREEZA: But...

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but why *not*?

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Those village elders *explicitly* told me there were only seven balls
and that I need merely to bring them together to grant my wish!

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So what THE HELL?

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CPT. GINYU: Perhaps there's a password.

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FREEZA: A password...?!

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FREEZA: A password...?! But... I... killed them *all*!

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FREEZA: A password...?! But... I... killed them *all*!
There's no one left to tell me!

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I'VE LOST MY WISH!!

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CPT. GINYU: Might I suggest the Dance of Cheering You Up?

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FREEZA [resigned]: Ugghhhh... proceed.

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JEICE: G'day! Jeice of the Ginyu Force
here with a Public Service Announcement.

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We've got no worries up in Space Brisbane right now,
but your Brisbane's been hit hard by floods.

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So, if you'd like to donate to the relief effort, follow the
link in the description to the Queensland Government's website.

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Cheers, mates. Every donation would be appreciated.