1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 [Disclaimer read by Captain Ginyu] 2 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:15,720 GINYU!GOKU: What happened? I'm all purple...and horny! Chi-Chi's gonna hate this. 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,140 GOKU!GINYU: What's mine is yours and yours is mine, as they say. 4 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:20,480 GI!GOKU: Gi...give me back my body! 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:24,380 GO!GINYU: I'm sorry, you can't have your body anymore. It's mine now. 6 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:25,660 Jeice, shall we? 7 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:26,520 JEICE: Right, Cap'n! 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,440 GO!GINYU: Goodbye! Enjoy bleeding to death! 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,840 GI!GOKU: I won't! 10 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,480 Man... 11 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,100 ...I'm a jerk now. 12 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:38,000 [♪ "Sanjō!! Ginyū Tokusentai!!" opening sequence ♪] 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,340 ♪ Tokusentai! ♪ 14 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:44,860 ♪ Tokusentai! ♪ 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,320 ♪ Tokusentai! ♪ 16 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:50,400 GOHAN: The radar says we're getting close! 17 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,280 KRILLIN: Yeah! Would've thought Bulma would've been so compliant? 18 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,960 BULMA: Why?! Why will you leave me alone here?! 19 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,460 I don't know this place! Did you know there are giant crabs down there?! 20 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,320 I do! I *killed* one! 21 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,340 KRILLIN: OK Bulma, let's just calm down. Why are you upset? 22 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:06,180 BULMA: "Why"? 23 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:07,420 Because I, 24 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:08,980 Because I, am always alone! 25 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:12,420 KRILLIN: OK Bulma, if we were to stay here... 26 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,120 ...what would that accomplish? 27 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,020 BULMA: ...just take the f**king Radar. 28 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:19,180 KRILLIN: Thank you, Bulma! Say "thank you", Gohan! 29 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,140 GOHAN: Thank you, Bulma! 30 00:01:20,140 --> 00:01:21,380 BULMA: No problem, Gohan. 31 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:23,740 KRILLIN: Aaand "no probleeeem"- 32 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:24,280 BULMA: Shove it. 33 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,580 KRILLIN: I'll take it. Let's go! 34 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,600 Well if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of 35 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,160 Wink Wink 36 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:29,800 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge 37 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:30,340 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge [tongue clicking] 38 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:30,900 Wink Wink Nudge Nudge [tongue clicking] [whistling] 39 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:31,620 GOHAN: Still five. 40 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:32,260 KRILLIN: Right. 41 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:38,320 FREEZA MOOK: It's called the Wilhelm scream, man. It's like the one in Star Wars where the Stormtrooper falls. 42 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:42,780 ANOTHER FREEZA MOOK: Aah yeah, I love that scream; err, doesn't it sound like, "Eggghhh"? 43 00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:44,920 FM: Nah dude, it's more like, "Aaahaaaah!" 44 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,360 AFM: Nah, that wasn't it either- 45 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,100 {WILHELM SCREAM} 46 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,280 FM: Dude that was totally it! 47 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,480 {WILHELM SCREAM} 48 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,800 [Various Freeza mooks screaming and dying] 49 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,860 VEGETA [deadpan]: Weeeeeeee... 50 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:01,500 JEICE: How's the body, sir? 51 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:05,340 GO!GINYU: Fantastic! A little too pink and hairy in odd places, but I'll grow into it. 52 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:06,920 JEICE: So, what's the plan, Cap'n? 53 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,400 GO!GINYU: Well, first off, we have to touch on Freeza's Balls. 54 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:11,660 JEICE: ...uhhh, sir- 55 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:13,760 GO!GINYU: Yes yes, realized the moment I said it... 56 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:21,100 VEGETA: 'Alright, get your act together. 100x gravity? That's for pussies!' 57 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:26,840 'The only reason he took those jokers out was because I loosened them up for him - like a jar of space pickles.' 58 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,600 'Ugly, stupid space pickles.' 59 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:34,500 'I just gotta get those Dragon Balls, and if it's anything like that jockstrap incident,' 60 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,200 'Ginyu probably buried them somewhere around here.' 61 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,620 KRILLIN [outside]: Hey Gohan! I think they're buried somwehere around here! 62 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:43,120 VEGETA: 'Well...at least I'll have something to put back in the hole.' 63 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:45,420 KRILLIN: Dig like there's no tomorrow! 64 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:51,700 VEGETA: 'OK - the second they summon the Dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck!' 65 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:54,920 'Totally gonna yell "Team Three Star" when I do it too!' 66 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,900 'Oh, I can see it now...' 67 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,460 [Vegeta's imagination] TEAM THREE STAAAR! 68 00:02:58,460 --> 00:02:58,960 [Vegeta's imagination] {DUM} 69 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,080 [Vegeta's imagination] KRILLIN: AAGGHAAGGHOOHOOH 70 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,880 VEGETA: 'Amazing...!' 71 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,880 GOHAN: We found them! Krillin, we really did it! 72 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:09,060 KRILLIN: Finally! Now let's hurry up and wish back Piccolo, Tenshinhan and Chiaotzu! 73 00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:10,120 GOHAN: What about Yamcha? 74 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,480 KRILLIN: What *about* Yamcha? 75 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,740 VEGETA: 'I don't know what this Yamcha is, [LOL] but it sounds just like Raditz.' 76 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:22,020 KRILLIN: Eternal Dragon! Rise up, and grant our wish! 77 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:22,820 VEGETA: Ergh! 78 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:31,580 GOHAN: ...it's not working. Is that what you're supposed to say? 79 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:33,680 KRILLIN: Honestly, that's always been pretty vague. 80 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,800 Usually you just gather 'em together and then out pops the Magic Dragon. 81 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,640 GOHAN: Maybe there's something special about Namekian Dragon Balls. 82 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:40,820 KRILLIN: Huh... 83 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,000 KRILLIN: Huh...maybe if I sing to it... 84 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,080 ♪ I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves ♪ 85 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,840 GOHAN: Actually, Krillin, I was thinking something else. 86 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,360 Maybe the only way to summon it is to call in its native language. 87 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,820 KRILLIN: I don't speak German! 88 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:58,440 And the only person I know who does was the toilet! And it's dead...God rest his seat. 89 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:02,060 VEGETA: 'Ugh...what? Oh, you can't be serious...!' 90 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:07,700 GOHAN: Huh? Hey Krillin, I feel two power levels coming this way. You don't think my Dad failed, do you? 91 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:12,500 KRILLIN: No way, Gohan, your Dad's the best! Buut, on the off-chance HIDE YOURSELF! 92 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:18,540 JEICE: Oooy, Cap'n! Someone's dug up the Balls! 93 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:21,300 GO!GINYU: Well then, someone's in for the beating of their life. 94 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:24,260 KRILLIN: Hehey, Goku! Check it out - we dug up the Dragon Balls! 95 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:28,700 How you doin'? Dyou win that fight against that Ginyu guy? Why's that Space New Zealand guy here? 96 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:29,340 JEICE: Oh what the fu- 97 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:32,280 KRILLIN: What's up with the Scouter? And do you happen to know anybody who speaks German- 98 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:35,760 {SMACK} KRILLIN: -NAH HAH! Aah! Now what was that about?! 99 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,300 GOHAN: Krillin, that's not my Dad! 100 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,720 KRILLIN: Gohan, of course it's your Dad. Goku, what's your favorite food? 101 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,720 GO!GINYU: Waldorf salad. 102 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:43,960 KRILLIN: See? Double Baconator- 103 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:44,960 KRILLIN: See? Double Baconator-oh s**t. 104 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,740 GO!GINYU: You see, I've acquired the body of your former associate...Goku, was it? 105 00:04:48,740 --> 00:04:53,100 And with that, I've gained his power level of 180,000! 106 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,120 KRILLIN: That's...that's horrible! 107 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,860 GO!GINYU: Quite. I'm sure you understand now the situation you're in- 108 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:01,580 KRILLIN: That is *identity* theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you! 109 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,160 GO!GINYU: You can't sue me if I kill you! 110 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,520 KRILLIN: No - then you'll get put on trial for murder. HA! 111 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,720 GAAH! GOHAN: AAH! 112 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:12,300 [Scouter beeps] JEICE: Huh? Uh Cap'n, yer here! 113 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:17,720 GO!GINYU: The devil are you - hoh. Well, look what the Space Cat regurgitated. 114 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,040 GI!GOKU: Hey Gohan, hey Krillin, hey Goku! 115 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,320 GOHAN: D-Dad? 116 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,400 GO!GINYU: I'm surprised you're still kicking. How's that wound treating you? 117 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:28,180 GI!GOKU: This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest. 118 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:31,720 It's gonna take, like, a million Mommy kisses to make it better. 119 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:35,820 KRILLIN: Gohan, we may have a chance now! But you'll have to give it your all. 120 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:40,740 Remember - he may look like your Dad, but you can absolutely not hold ba- 121 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,200 GOHAN: YAAAAAH! 122 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,440 Abandon me for a year with Piccolo, 123 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,980 send me off into space, 124 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:47,580 and the next time I get to see you, 125 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,360 and the next time I get to see you, you lost your damn body?! 126 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,700 YOU'RE NOT EVEN YOU ANYMORE! 127 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,620 GI!GOKU: I don't know where he gets that from (!) 128 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,900 GO!GINYU: URGH! This is absurd! His power level was a league above my own when we fought! 129 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,460 What the blazes is going on?! 130 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,200 GI!GOKU: Haha! You don't know any of my techniques! 131 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,520 GO!GINYU: What techniques? Tell me! 132 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,860 GI!GOKU: I'm not gonna tell you how to use the Kaio-ken! 133 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:06,380 GO!GINYU: Kaio-wha- 134 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:08,400 -Urgh-Uhh! Jeice! 135 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,220 JEICE: Huh? GO!GINYU: If you're not too busy standing there like a 136 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,120 GO!GINYU: If you're not too busy standing there like a 137 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,600 slack-jawed idiot, I could use your help! 138 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:17,520 GI!GOKU: Wait...if I'm Ginyu now, does that mean you have to listen to me? 139 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,180 JEICE: No. 140 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,980 GI!GOKU: Oh...well then, what about him? 141 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:24,820 VEGETA: G'day...*mate*. [Jeice whimpers] 142 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,760 FREEZA: So... 143 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,220 ...we've been flying for about twenty minutes now. 144 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:34,940 Got any family? 145 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,200 Because if so, I probably killed them. 146 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,860 Really? Nothing to that? 147 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,160 You're no fun. 148 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:51,620 VEGETA: Hey, Jeice. I've killed every single one of Freeza's flunkies I've gone up against so far - six in total. 149 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,200 How would you like to be number seven? 150 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,180 JEICE: Piss off ya bloody monkey! 151 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:59,540 VEGETA: Thank you, sir. May I have another? 152 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:04,120 JEICE: What the hell happened to *you*? You were not this strong when you fought Recoome! 153 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,780 VEGETA: Looks like *you* have some required reading to do. 154 00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:08,520 JEICE: Alright, let's see here... 155 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:13,820 JEICE: Alright, let's see here...OK, "Full Moon", "Lose Your Tail", "Stronger Every Time You-"... 156 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:15,120 ...oh... 157 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,360 ...oh...well I'm right f**ked aren't I? 158 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,700 VEGETA: Right in the Down Under. 159 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,120 JEICE: AAAGH! 160 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:19,940 ORRAAAGH! 161 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:22,780 Clever girl...! 162 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:29,380 GO!GINYU: NO! JEICE! 163 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:31,940 All of my men...I'm the only one left. 164 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:38,040 Please...all of you...just...just allow me a customary moment of silence... 165 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,200 VEGETA: *Mine**Mine**Mine**Mine* 166 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,320 MINEMINEMINEMINE 167 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,620 MINEMINEMINEMINEMIIINE!! 168 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:42,120 GO!GINYU: UUUH! 169 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:46,020 VEGETA: Hahaha - the best part about *this*? 170 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:49,760 VEGETA: Hahaha - the best part about *this*? I get to kill both Ginyu *and* Kakarot at the same time! 171 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,840 GOKU!GINYU: Wait, who's Kakarot? 172 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,000 VEGETA: *You're* Kakarot. 173 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,420 KAKAROT!GINYU: I thought his name was Goku. 174 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:54,600 KRILLIN: His name *is* Goku. 175 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,040 VEGETA: *No*, it's *Kakarot*. 176 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:56,720 KAKAROT!GINYU: But he just said Goku. 177 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:57,340 GOKU!GINYU: But he just said Goku. 178 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:57,880 SOME SHORT GUY: Yeah, I did. 179 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,560 PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS: I know what he said, but he- 180 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,260 GOKAROT!GINYU: So what is it? Kakarot or Goku? 181 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:00,880 KAKAROT!GINYU: So what is it? Kakarot or Goku? 182 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:01,380 GOKU!GINYU: So what is it? Kakarot or Goku? 183 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:02,520 MC WIDOW'S PEAK: It's *Kakarot*! BARBER'S DREAM: It's *Goku*! 184 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,660 VEGETA: *No*, *no*, *no*! Just- 185 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:09,580 -look, his Saiyan name is Kakarot, but he changed it when he landed on Earth as a baby, 186 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:11,480 so they kept calling him by his Earth name, 187 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,740 and I am calling him by his *real* name! 188 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,160 GINYU!GOKAROT/GINYU(??): ...so does that make *me* Ginyu? 189 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,400 VEGETA: RAAAAAAAAAA 190 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:22,720 GOKAROT!GINYU: 'Yes, yes! *Perfect*!' 191 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:24,720 Change NOW! 192 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:27,020 VEGETA: Ugh! 193 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:29,800 GINYU!GOKAROT: No! I'll save you, Goku! 194 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,540 BOWL-CUT: What just happened? 195 00:08:34,540 --> 00:08:35,540 KRILLIN: I don't know. 196 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:38,000 GOKAROT: Yaay, I'm me again! 197 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,200 KRILLIN: Wait-Goku! 198 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,060 What is your favorite food? 199 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:42,560 GOKU: Favorite? 200 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,980 GOKU: Favorite? KRILLIN: He's him again! 201 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:48,640 HORNY DUDE: This is ridiculous! But at least I'm not trapped in some useless body. 202 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,120 VEGETA: Gimme a minute. 203 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:50,620 CAPTAIN GINYU: UGH! 204 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:51,120 BUHH! 205 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,120 [etc...] 206 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,820 GOHAN: So, I'm confused. 207 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:58,760 Ginyu took my Dad's body, but then he tried to take Vegeta's body, 208 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:02,660 and now he's back in his own body, my Dad's back in his own body, 209 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:03,740 and Vegeta's- 210 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:04,700 KRILLIN: Still a prick, yeah. 211 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:07,680 VEGETA: Now, to switch your body to a *corpse*! 212 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,480 CPT. GINYU: Change... 213 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,560 VEGETA: 'Ah, crap! Kinda walked into this one.' 214 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,920 CPT. GINYU: ...NOOOOW! 215 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:20,820 {RIBBIT} 216 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:24,200 GOKU: Ewww, a frog! 217 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:26,380 {RIBBIT} 218 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:27,960 {RIBBIT} 219 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,000 {RIBBIT} 220 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:34,200 GINYU!FROG: Ribbit! 221 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:35,600 Ribbit! 222 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:37,220 Croak! 223 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,180 VEGETA: The hell just happened? 224 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:43,020 GOKU: A frog got on my hand. It was gross. So I threw it. 225 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:47,200 GOHAN: So then...is it over? Are they all gone now? 226 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,920 VEGETA: They will be in a second! 227 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:52,200 GOKU: Vegeta, no! He can't hurt anyone anymore! Stop! 228 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,040 VEGETA: Oh, alright! Fine! 229 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,600 GOKU: See? He really can be a nice guy! 230 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,360 VEGETA: Psych! Eight for eight! 231 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:57,860 {SPLAT} 232 00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:58,900 GOKU: Awwwww! KRILLIN: Awwwww! GOHAN: Awwwww! 233 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,020 [The normal titles are now back] 234 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:08,620 FREEZA: Oh, I know! How about a good old-fashioned joke? 235 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:13,460 How many Namekians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 236 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:15,000 How many Namekians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race! 237 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,720 One to screw in the lightbulb, 238 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,480 One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to *die*! 239 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,200 And then the other too dies too. 240 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,360 Stop ignoring me.