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[Disclaimer read by Giant Dildo on Steroids]

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[WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness.
If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~]

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[1:53 to Zero Time]
[Underwater explosion]

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[1:52 to Zero Time]
[Underwater explosion]

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[1:51 to Zero Time]
PORUNGA: (Roar)

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[1:50 to Zero Time]
PORUNGA: (Roar)

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GURU: Ah-haa...! Oh-- oh... right...

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I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there...
[A couple, huh?]

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Oh gawd... GLOBAL WARMING?!

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NAILLLLLLLLLLL--!!
[NAILLLLLLLL--!!]

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[Groaning]

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MOURI: Augh, why is my neck so stiff?
[You don't remember anything?]
[DBZ logic bro]

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VEGETA: (Muffled screams)

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(Gasping for air)

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When there's no more room in Hell,
Vegeta, SHALL WALK THE--

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...other Hell; what the hell?

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'Well, I have my clothes back, so at least that's a start.'

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Am I alive?

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[...Kidney punch!]

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Kra-ahh!

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YAY! I'm ALIVE!

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Rargh-hurhg!

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DENDE: (Groaning)

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[1 minute to Zero Time]
Uh-- wha--... I'm alive?!

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I'm ALIVE! And...

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and I have an idea...

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FREEZA: HIYAAAH!

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GOKU: UGHH, UGHH, UUH...!

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FREEZA: Well, now you're Super Saiyan soup!
High in Vitamin Dumbass!
[He's not entirely wrong...]

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Ahahahaa... uh?

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[0:39 to Zero Time]
Oh God, what's up with the sky?
This planet really *is* about to blow!

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[0:38 to Zero Time]
Oh God, what's up with the sky?
This planet really *is* about to blow!

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[0:37 to Zero Time]
Oh God, what's up with the sky?
This planet really *is* about to blow!

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[0:36 to Zero Time]
Oh God, what's up with the sky?
This planet really *is* about to blow!

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[0:36 to Zero Time]
I give it, like... two minutes, tops.
I better get to my ship and--

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[0:35 to Zero Time]
I give it, like... two minutes, tops.
I better get to my ship and--

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[Wait, what...?]
I give it, like... two minutes, tops.
I better get to my ship and--

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GHAAAH!
[Fuck it. 2:00 to Zero Time]

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[Fuck it. 1:59 to Zero Time]

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Stop that! Stop... not dying!

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You think you're better than me?!
You're nothing but an overgrown monkey!

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GOKU: And you're nothing but an overgrown
that-thing-Chi-chi-keeps-in-her-drawer!

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'Man, Freezer's stronger than ever at 100%!
I'll have to stratergize!'

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'I know; a distraction!'

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Hey look, Freezer! A GIANT DRAGON!

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GIANT DILDO: What?!
...Well, I'll be damned!

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Immortality-is-mine!

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GOKU: 'Ohhh, I am become error...'
[This dumbass...]

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FREEZA: AUGH!

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GOKU: HIYAH!

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FREEZA: Will. You. Just. Piss Off Already?!

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GOKU: I DON'T HAVE to use the bathroom!

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VEGETA: 'Alright, I know one of the Ginyu's
ships must be around here somewhe--'

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'...Yeah, I think I'ma stay away from that one...'

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'THAT, however...'

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'Mine-mine-mine-mine
mine-mine-mine-mine
MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE!'

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FREEZA: D'aaaugh...!

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GOKU: AH, MY GOTENS!

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FREEZA: Filthy wish-dragon!

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Grant me immortality, as so I may rid myself
these vile creatures, and secure myself as ruler...

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[1 minute to Zero Time]
Grant me immortality, as so I may rid myself
these vile creatures, and secure myself as ruler...

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Grant me immortality, as so I may rid myself
these vile creatures, and secure myself as ruler...

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...of all creation!!

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PORUNGA: [Speaking Klingon (Namekian)]

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[High pitch whine and bubble pops]

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FREEZA: What?!

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No! This isn't what I wished for!
WHAT'S GOING ON?!

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DENDE [off-screen]: Down here!

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FREEZA: *Yooou*...! No-ooo...! Noo-ooo, you didn't!
[YE-EAH! YEAH HE DID!]

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DENDE: So what if I did?! What are you
gonna do about it, huh?! Come at me, bro!
[Nobody f***s with the White Mage.]

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FREEZA: HIYAAH!

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Errrgh--!

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VEGETA: Hey, Freeza!
FREEZA: huh?!

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[30 seconds to Zero Time]

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VEGETA: Hope you're ready to party, because it's Vegeta clo--!

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{POP}

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[25 seconds to Zero Time]
{POP POP POP POP}

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[20 seconds to Zero Time]
FREEZA: No!

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[20 seconds to Zero Time]
FREEZA: No! No!

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[20 seconds to Zero Time]
FREEZA: No! No! No!

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FREEZA: No! No! No! Nonono!

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FREEZA: No! No! No! Nonono!
NonononoNOOOOOOOO...!

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[15 seconds to Zero Time]
FREEZA: No! No! No! Nonono!
NonononoNOOOOOOOO...!

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[15 seconds to Zero Time]
What just happened...?!
Where did they all go?!

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What just happened...?!
Where did they all go?!

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GOKU: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie; I'm actually just as lost as you.

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[10 seconds to Zero Time]
GOKU: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie; I'm actually just as lost as you.

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[9 seconds to Zero Time]
GOKU: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie; I'm actually just as lost as you.

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[Meanwhile, on Earth...]
[Sounds of birds chirping and people chatting]

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BULMA: 'Huh...? Are we...?'
Huh?!

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GOHAN: Bulma!

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BULMA: Gohan!

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What do you think happened?
[Nothing. Just a mild case of PLANETARY EXPLOSION]

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GOHAN: I don't know! We just disappeared all of a sudden...

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DENDE: 'Ahhhhh~... it's good to be the king...'
[Damn right!]

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KING KAI [telepathically]: Hello?! Who am I speaking to right now?!

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DENDE [t]: My name is Dende.

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KING KAI [t]: Dende??
Are you the one who made the wish on the Dragon?!
[At least the Kai said it right...]

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DENDE [t]: I am.

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KING KAI [t]: How the hell did you know my plan?!

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DENDE [t]: What plan?
I just wanted to screw over Freeza. 😊

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[Back on Namek...]

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[8 seconds to Zero Time]
GOKU: You know, if it makes you feel any better,
I'm not immortal either... and I'm OK with that.

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[7 seconds to Zero Time]
GOKU: You know, if it makes you feel any better,
I'm not immortal either... and I'm OK with that.

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[6 seconds to Zero Time]
GOKU: You know, if it makes you feel any better,
I'm not immortal either... and I'm OK with that.

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[5 seconds to Zero Time]
GOKU: You know, if it makes you feel any better,
I'm not immortal either... and I'm OK with that.

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[4 seconds to Zero Time]
GOKU: You know, if it makes you feel any better,
I'm not immortal either... and I'm OK with that.

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[3 seconds to Zero Time]
FREEZA [gritted teeth]: Grrrh, hish, gih-gih, urrrgh...!

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[2 seconds to Zero Time]
FREEZA [gritted teeth]: Grrrh, hish, gih-gih, urrrgh...!

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[1 second to Zero Time]
GOKU: Are you just mad 'cause I'ma outlive you now?

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[Brace yourselves, fuckers!]
GOKU: Are you just mad 'cause I'ma outlive you now?

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[Brace yourselves, fuckers!]
FREEZA [gritted teeth]: GRRRH!

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{THUMP}
GOKU: AAH--!

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FREEZA: HAAAAH!
[High pitch whine]

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Bigger!
{FWOMPH}

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Bigger! *Bigger*!
{FWOMPH FWOMPH}

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Bigger! *Bigger*! *BIGGER*!
{FWOMPH FWOMPH FWOMPH}

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'Perfect!'

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{SPLASH}
[MR. PERFECT CELL: No, I'm not in the series just yet, kiddos!]

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[MR. PERFECT CELL: No, I'm not in the series just yet, kiddos!]

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GOKU: HAAAAH-IYAHH!

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[Chirping]

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{BOOOOOOOM}
[Wrong planet, fool!]

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GOKU [triumphant]: Nice try!
But you won't be destroying any more planets!

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GOKU [sheepish]: ...Umm, except... you know... *that* one...
[Meh, 5 minutes really means 9 DBZ episodes anyway...]

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Hmm...

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FREEZA: BRYEH!

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{SQUEAK}
GOKU: Ahh! Bad touch!

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Kidney shot!

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{THUMP}
FREEZA: Ugh-hgh-hgh!

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GOKU: Kidney shot! Kidney shot! Kidney shot!
{THUMP THUMP THUMP}
FREEZA: Hgh-hgh! Hgh! HUU...!

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GOKU: And pause...!

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FREEZA [weakly]: Euh, euh...!

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GOKU: ...*Stomach punch*!
[Critical hit!]
[DAAAMN!]

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FREEZA: HAAAGH!! Haa, houugh...!
[It was super effective!]

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FREEZA [weakly]: Gonna whiz red...

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[High pitch/frequency pulse]

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PICCOLO: Wha...?

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Wha?

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DENDE: Welcome back, Nail.

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PICCOLO [confused]: Where... am I?

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DENDE: May I hug you?

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PICCOLO: NO!

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DENDE: Oh...

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PICCOLO: Gohan!

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GOHAN: Aaaahhh? Mr. Piccolo!

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...And Dende...?
But, I thought that--

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DENDE: Turns out that we're all alive!

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[Snicker] Except for Krillin! 😆
How (un)fortunate...

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GURU: Naiiilll!

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Naaiiiilll!

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NAAAAIIIIIIILLL!!

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PICCOLO: 'I think he's looking for you.'

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NAIL: 'Do NOT tell him I'm here!'

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GURU: Nail! I can sense YOOOUUUUU!
[Well, so much for that.]

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NAIL: 'Do NOT make eye-contact!'
[Eye contact made]

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GOHAN: You know, looking around, it seems like the only people
who were brought back were those killed by Freeza and his men...

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PICCOLO: Huh... well, that's convenient.

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NAMEKIAN 1: Sir, we cannot find the Tagrok tribe.

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NAMEKIAN 2: Wait - you mean that one guy
who really liked showing off his Dragon Ball?

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NAMEKIAN 1: Yeah. THAT dumbass.
[And look where that got him]

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BULMA: Huh?
VEGETA: Oh! I wonder what sort of dashing, handsome rogue

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DENDE: Ahh!
VEGETA: Oh! I wonder what sort of dashing, handsome rogue

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NAMEKIANS: (Gasp)
VEGETA: Oh! I wonder what sort of dashing, handsome rogue

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could have been responsible for their deaths?

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Oh, wait! It was me!

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GURU: HA! Nice!

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NAMEKIAN 3: He massacred an entire village!

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GURU: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you...
I don't really like any of you...

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except him. (Namekian in blue)

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{SPLAT}

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HA! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Ha-- (Gagging)

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Oh, God...!
Actually dying this time!

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[Namekians gasp]
NAMEKIAN 4: Lord Guru! You can't leave us!

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GURU: I'm sorry, my children...

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[Namekians cry en-masse]
but I must leave you now. My time is at an end...

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but before I leave, I must confess my sins...

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NAMEKIAN 4: What do you mean?

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GURU: Do you remember the great drought that befell our planet?

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MOURI: The one that nearly wiped out our race?

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GURU [o-s]: Yeah...

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NAMEKIAN 5: The one caused by those filthy albinos?!

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GURU: Yeahhhh...!

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NAMEKIAN 3: The ones we purged as per your instruction?!

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GURU: YEAAHH, SEEEE...
I might have shifted the blame on that one...

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[Wait, what?]

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MOURI: ...You *what*?

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GURU: Remember when I said THEY were the ones responsible
for the disappearance of our precious water?!

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NAMEKIAN 4: We slaughtered thousands!
[But not enough, apparently.]

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GURU: It was ME.
[CALLED IT!]
[So did Freeza]

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NAMEKIAN 5: How?!

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GURU: I drank it!

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NAMEKIAN 3: Whaa--?!

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GURU: How do you think I got so FAAAT?!

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[Namekians shocked into silence]

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And now, I can die with a clear conscience...
[But not a clear bladder.]

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(Groaning)

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Uhhh...

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(Frantic groaning)

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Uh-oh...

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MOURI: KILL HIM!

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[Angry mob charge at Guru]
GURU: Noooo! NAILLLLLLLL!!!

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[Angry mob hack Guru to pieces]
GURU [gurgling and fading]: Choke on them...!
O_O

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[Angry mob hack Guru to pieces]
GURU [gurgling and fading]: Choke on them...! Choke on them...!
O_O

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[Angry mob hack Guru to pieces]
GURU [gurgling and fading]: Choke on them...! Choke on them...! Choke on them...!
O_O

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[Time-out in 5...]

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FREEZA: HIYAAH!
[Time-out in 5... 4...]

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GOKU: HIYAGH!
[Time-out in 5... 4... 3...]

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FREEZA: AAGH!
[Time-out in 5... 4... 3...]

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[Time-out in 5... 4... 3... 2...]

212
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[Time-out in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...]

213
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'Hrrrr! Dirty monkey--!'

214
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Da-uh?! Where--?

215
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...Oh my God, you could grind meat on th--
[GEORGE TAKEI: Oh myyyy~]

216
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BAAH!

217
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GOKU: I'm done.

218
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FREEZA: What?

219
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GOKU: I'm done fighting you. I'm bored. You're boring me.

220
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FREEZA: Wha--?!

221
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...Oh-ho, I get it! You're *scared*, aren't you?!

222
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Afraid knowing that this planet only
has one minute left before it explodes!
[Are we seriously doing this again?]

223
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Afraid knowing that this planet only
has one minute left before it explodes!
[Zero Time 1:00]

224
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Afraid knowing that this planet only
has one minute left before it explodes!
[Zero Time 0:59]

225
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Afraid knowing that this planet only
has one minute left before it explodes!
[Zero Time 0:58]

226
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GOKU: Question.

227
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FREEZA: Huh?

228
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GOKU: Do you have a watch?

229
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FREEZA: No-oooo; why?

230
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GOKU: Do you know what a minute is?

231
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FREEZA: What...? Of course I do!
[Zero Time 0:50]

232
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FREEZA: What...? Of course I do!
[Zero Time Cancelled]

233
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GOKU: I don't think you do.
[See? Even *Goku* calls bullshit!]

234
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FREEZA: Uh--... but... er...

235
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GOKU: Anyway, I'ma leave now. (Sigh)

236
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FREEZA: Augh, ugh...
GOKU: Try not to blow up anymore planets... else I'ma hafta kill ya.

237
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GOKU: Try not to blow up anymore planets... else I'ma hafta kill ya.

238
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FREEZA: You can't just...!

239
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FREEZA: You can't just... We're not...!

240
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FREEZA: You can't just... We're not...! *You little*...!

241
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Hraaaghh...! Hey, monkey!

242
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You forgot your *pizza*!
[But there's no stuffed crust!]

243
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GOKU: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me--

244
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...That's not a pizza...!

245
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That's not a pizza at ALL!

246
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FREEZA: Now, to end this!

247
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I... uh-huh? Oh, come on now, I... d'agh! This blasted thing!
[Space RC!]

248
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CONFUSED AS FUCK: What are you doing down there??

249
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You trying to swat a bee?
'Cause I don't like bees.
[Don't *bee* mean. :P]

250
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FREEZA: No, don't worry, I'm just... d'ugh! What is going *on*?!
What are these; inverted controls?! Who even uses--

251
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D'ah! Got it!
[Took ya long enough]

252
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Damn it!
[Did YOU think it'd work?]

253
00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,340
GOKU: So are you just stealing Krillin's attacks now?

254
00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:00,700
Or should I watch out for the Tri-Beam? [Tien's]

255
00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,640
Or should I watch out for the Tri-Beam? [Tien's]
Or the Garlic Gun? [Vegeta's]

256
00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,220
Or should I watch out for the Tri-Beam?  [Tien's]
Or the Garlic Gun? [Vegeta's]
Or the Makakapotamus? [No fuckin' idea]

257
00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:04,800
FREEZA: HIYAH!

258
00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:05,540
{ZCHNNG}

259
00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:06,600
GOTCHA, BITCH!! >:D

260
00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:07,520
Huh? [Not quite]

261
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,100
Iyerrgh!

262
00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:13,480
GOKU: Don't feel bad. Krillin never hits
anyone with it either. [Krillin owned counter?]
Anyway, you done?

263
00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:17,440
FREEZA: Oh, far from it.
I just remembered - I promised you TWO PIZZAS!

264
00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,440
[Still no stuffed crust, though.]

265
00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,440
[What the heck, Freeza?]

266
00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:27,120
Really?! You seriously think that
pathetic million-year-old trick is going to--

267
00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:28,120
[Yes]

268
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,520
'Clever Dick!'

269
00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,960
Where'd that flying monkey go?

270
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,700
GOKU: Ah-HIYAH!

271
00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:35,120
{THUMP}
FREEZA: DOWAAAGH!!

272
00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,480
GOKU: Now say you're sorry!

273
00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,620
[Sit back and enjoy... :D]
[1]

274
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,120
[2, 3, 4]

275
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:38,860
[5, 6, 7]

276
00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:39,640
[8, 9, 10]

277
00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,220
[11, 12, 13]

278
00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:40,880
[14]

279
00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:41,540
[15]

280
00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,220
[16]

281
00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:42,820
[17]

282
00:09:42,820 --> 00:09:43,700
[18, 19, 20]

283
00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:44,760
Are you fucking sorry?!
[That's how to play 20 Questions against Freeza. ;)]

284
00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,220
FREEZA: 'I think I peed a little (!)'
[That's how to play 20 Questions against Freeza. ;)]

285
00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,020
GOKU: HYAH!
FREEZA: UGH!

286
00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:47,760
Hirh!

287
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,500
I am DONE.

288
00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:52,680
GOKU: Freezer, look out behind you!

289
00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,340
FREEZA: I already told you, that trick won't work!

290
00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,940
GOKU: No, serious, get *down*!

291
00:09:56,940 --> 00:10:01,260
FREEZA: Oh haha, keep going you stupid, *inbred*, *MONKEY*--

292
00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:03,260
[I don't think he *saw* that one coming.]

293
00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:06,300
Daddy, I don't want to be on Namek any more...

294
00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:07,660
[Juicy splat]