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[Disclaimer read by Turtle]
[This is your special JOKE HELL!]

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[this sh*t so not canon it' hurts]
(who takes so long to do all of these subtitles?)

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OLD MAN: No! Please! Leave us alone! We were
just renting this house! We never meant to--
[shutit...]

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FAMILY: AAAAGH!!
[Yeah they died]

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EVIL MASTERMIND: 'Yes!'
[OMG NEW FREEZA!]

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'Though this rain may wash *these* fools away,
the blood that soon shall flow, no storm shall meet the task!'
[Yeah I think the blood will flow away you blue Krillin]

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'I will cover this world in a darkness so thick and chilly,
the only rival shall be the hell in which I have spent all those years.'
[Hello Darkness, my old friend.]

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'Brace your brittle selves, you worms!'
[Yeah, is Gohan gonna get drunk again?]

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'For I, Garlic Jr., shall soon rule you all!'
[The creator of the GARLIC GUN!]

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[♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫]

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♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫

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♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫
(With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)
[Oh My Kai Popo's Pot is powerful-just look at them]

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♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫
(With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)

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♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫
(Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~)

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♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫

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♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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DOCUMENTARY NARRATOR: In the Great Lakes near Mount Paozu,
there was a breed of Paozu tuna clinging at life in its salt water habitat.

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Fished near to extinction by the inhabitants, they are
slowly making headway back to a sustainable population.

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Oh sweet, salty Christ, no.
[Get Rekt Bro]

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KRILLIN [off-screen]: H-hey, Gohan! Goin' fishin'?

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GOHAN: Yup! With Dad gone, I'm the breadwinner now!
[I see no ducks]

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[Smooth music]
What's with the weird clothes, Krillin?

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KRILLIN: Uh, uh, uh! My name is no longer Krillin!
[It's Meat Shield]

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My new name... is Juan Sanchez!
[Yeah, that's what I-- wait, what?]

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GOHAN: I'm compelled to ask, "why?"

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"JUAN": Well, before we left for Namek, I took out a HUGE
life insurance policy on myself, and left it all to my twin brother!

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GOHAN: But you don't have a twi--

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...wait, your last name's "Sanchez"?

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"JUAN": And it paid off in triple because I died off-planet!

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They said, "Don't worry, there's no way you're gonna die out in space."

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SHOWED THEM!

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GOHAN: Well, I'm still going to call you Krillin.
[BURNED BRAH]

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"JUAN" [o-s]: So, whaddya think of my new ride?

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GOHAN: Eh, it's a nice car, I guess...

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"JUAN" [o-s]: Not what I was referring to...

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GOLD DIGGER: Juaaaaan~! I broke a nail!
Can I have a thousand dollars?

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WHIPPED BITCH: You can have TWO!
[This bitch got a Bulma-level wife!]

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Gohan, I am an excellent doormat!

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GOHAN: Krillin, how did you meet this woman?

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"JUAN": We met at the bank.

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I was there picking up my life insurance money,
and she was there depositing her money from her night job!

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I think she's a waitress or something because
she was depositing a lot of fives and ones.

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GOLD DIGGER: And me and my dear SWEETY LITTLE
Chestnut

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GOLD DIGGER: And me and my dear SWEETY LITTLE
Chestnut fell deeply,

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GOLD DIGGER: And me and my dear SWEETY LITTLE
Chestnut fell deeply, TRULY in love.

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"JUAN": She says I have a "very rich personality"!

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GOLD DIGGER: And a WEALTH of knowledge!
[Save me from these puns]

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"JUAN": And her boobs are as big as my HEAD!
[Can Garlic Jr. Kill you now?]

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GOHAN: I have made the comparison...

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"JUAN": So! You going to the party tonight?

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GOHAN: Well, I don't know. Mom wasn't a
huge fan of that Walking Dead theme party.

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WALKING ZED NARRATOR: Previously on TFS' The Walking Zed...

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{CHOMP}

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PICCOLO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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GOHAN: But I think I can make it!

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"JUAN": See ya later, Gohan!

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GOLD DIGGER: Goodbye, Gonad! See you at Master Hoshi's!
[Jesus, that accent kills me]

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["Gold Digger" is playing in the car]

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GOHAN: Eh, say what you want. They're a good couple.
[Nah, it's like Frieza and Bulma]

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[It makes no fuckin' sense...]

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NAIL: 'You ever think about buying a house?'

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PICCOLO: 'Oho yeah! Let me get right on that with all that money I don't have.'

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NAIL: 'Well, you ever thought about getting a job?'

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PICCOLO: 'I'm a green slug-man.
No amount of affirmative action is going to get me a job.'

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NAIL: 'If you say so...'

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'By the way, that old guy's been standing there for, like, fifteen minutes;
maybe you should say something.'

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PICCOLO: 'Ugh, fine.'

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What do you want, Kami?
[God, you got caught! Geddit?]

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KAMI: Mr. Popo's kicked me off the Lookout for the night.
Apparently, he has a...

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"booty call"...
[Let those butts rain!]

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[Squeaking mattress]
POPO'S BITCH: Jynx!

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[Squeaking mattress]
POPO'S BITCH: Jynx! Jynx!

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[Squeaking mattress]
POPO'S BITCH: Jynx! Jynx! JYNX!

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[Squeaking mattress]
MR. POPO: Shut up, bitch, you love it!

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KAMI: Last time he did this, I found five corpses.

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He laughed when I said "five".

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PICCOLO: Well, what do you want from me?

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KAMI: I was hoping I could stay at your house.

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PICCOLO: I DON'T HAVE A HOUSE!

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NAIL: 'See? What I'd tell you?'
[Nailed Piccolo]

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PICCOLO: Shut up, Nail.

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KAMI: Is someone in there?

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NAIL: 'Hellooo Kami!'

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PICCOLO: He can't hear you.

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KAMI: Actually, I can!

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KAMI [telepathically]: Hello there! Who are you?

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NAIL [t]: I'm Nail! I'm a Namekian Piccolo fused with on Namek.

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KAMI: You do know that technique is forbidden, Piccolo?

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PICCOLO: Your *face* is forbidden!
[JESUS CHRIST BRO]

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NAIL: '...Sadly that WAS the best one up here.'

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PICCOLO: SHUT IT, NAIL!

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["American Woman" plays on the radio]

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BULMA: Soo~, nice of you to bring your new girlfriend here, "Juan".

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YAMCHA: Yeah, not gonna lie; at first we
kind of thought you brought home a hooker.

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BULMA: *Yamcha*!

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YAMCHA: Well, we did!

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"JUAN": I can assure you that my darling, beautiful Maron is no hooker.

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MARON: Well, that depends.

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Sometimes I take extra cash in the back room,
but those were always under the table so I don't think they count...?

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YAMCHA: How much extra?

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MARON: How much ya got?

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YAMCHA: Well I AM a professional Baseball player--

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AH!
BULMA: Okay.

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First off:

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First off: No one screws Yamcha but life.

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First off: No one screws Yamcha but life.
Second of all:

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First off: No one screws Yamcha but life.
Second of all: Blue hair? Real original.

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First off: No one screws Yamcha but life.
Second of all: Blue hair? Real original.
Third:

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First off: No one screws Yamcha but life.
Second of all: Blue hair? Real original.
Third: "Juan", don't you have any *other* friends you can take Maron to meet?

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"JUAN": Well, we saw Gohan earlier, but he was busy pounding the tuna.
[Oh My]

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What!? With Goku gone, Chi-Chi needs someone to do it!
[OOOOHHHHHH MMMMYYYY]

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[He's not wrong. ;)]

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ROSHI [o-s]: Eh

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ROSHI [o-s]: Eh heeh

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ROSHI [o-s]: Eh heeh heeah

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ROSHI [o-s]: Eh heeh heeah heeeah

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ROSHI [o-s]: Eh heeh heeah heeeah heh

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ROSHI [o-s]: Eh heeh heeah heeeah heh heeeeah...!

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"JUAN": We also stopped by Korin and Yajirobe's, buuuuut...

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[Flashback]

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This brunch *is delicious*, Yajirobe!

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YAJIROBE: Thank you! I cooked everything myself!

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MARON: So, if you two had babies,
would they be little fat men? Or kitties?
[Man, Maron can burn GOOOOOD]

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[LOL]
"JUAN": AND WE ARE LEAVING!

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KORIN: Probably fat kitties.

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[Flashback ends]
"JUAN": I don't think I'll be taking her back there again.
[good idea]

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EVERYONE: Happy Birthday!

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{CLINK}

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SWEATING TURTLE: Thank you!

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Thank you all so much for remembering my 1,000th birthday!

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And for this marvelous cake!
[Gonna roast some marshmallows, maybe some turtle--]

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ROSHI: Isn't that thing kind of a fire hazard?

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GOHAN: Well of course, Turtle!
You're our very best friend!

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OOLONG: My birthday was last week and I didn't get a party.
[You shape shift into underwear, do that!]

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YAMCHA: You've been there for us from the very beginning!

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OOLONG: Anyone remember when I saved the world from Pilaf?

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CHI-CHI: Like a member of the family, I say!

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OOLONG: Seriously, I live upstairs.

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MARON: Oh my gosh!
Someone got whoever's birthday it is, a turtle!

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Can I have a turtle?

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WHIPPED BITCH: Sure!

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MARON: Oh! Can it be THIS turtle?

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WHIPPED BITCH: Of course!

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TURTLE: Wait, what?

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DESPERATE TO GET LAID: Turtle, be my wingman on this one!
If I get some, I swear to God I will send you pictures!

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TURTLE: Deal!

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ROSHI: Seriously, maybe we wanna blow
this out before something catches on--

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{FWOOSH}

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AH!

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AH! MY BEARD!

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AH! MY BEARD! MY GLORIOUS BEARD!

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AH! MY BEARD! MY GLORIOUS BEARD! NOOOO~!
[Are you younger without that beard?]

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[Slow, reflective music]

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[Waves lapping across the shore]

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TURTLE [o-s]: Hey, Krillin!

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Whaddya doin' out here?

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Why aren't you upstairs sleepin' with your girlfriend like everyone else?
[⬆ Turtles can do stealth insults too ;)]

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KRILLIN: Oh, hey, Turtle. I'm just up thinking to myself.

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TURTLE: What'cha thinkin' about?

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KRILLIN: It's just... I'm not sure if Maron loves me for who I really am.
[O Yes she likes Juan]

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It's all presents, and travelling, and caviar, an--

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TURTLE: Beluga?

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KRILLIN: No; Paozu tuna.

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TURTLE: Wow, that's rare!
[I catch em everyday down in Antarctica]

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KRILLIN: And it's just...
I just don't know if she loves Juan, or Juan's money.

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TURTLE: How much money DO you have?

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KRILLIN: Ehh, about 5.7 million.

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TURTLE: Didn't you get me a gift card from the Gap?

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KRILLIN: Not what we're talking about!

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TURTLE: Okay, look - if she really does love you
for who you are, then you have to tell her the truth.

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Open up to her; it's the only way.

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KRILLIN: Are you sure that'll work?

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TURTLE: Well, if it doesn't, you could always get her a giant pearl.

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[Music cuts-off]

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What?
Bitch is a gold-digger.

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MARON: Okay, first we're going to go by Lush because
all their soaps look like cakes and I wanna eat them!

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Oh, and I hope you remembered to make those reservations for L' Anus Serré at 7:30!

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I hear they're VERY uptight.
[Heh.]

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"JUAN": 'Man, can I really go through with this?'
[DO IT BRO OR YA GOING BANKRUPT]

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'She seems sooo happyyy...'

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'No! No, Krillin!
Stop focusing on that perfect, heart-shaped, pillow of an ass!'

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'Tonight, you will tell her!'

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'And then you will tap that!'

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'Pleaaaaaaaaaase tap that...'

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[Slow music]
MARON: Oh my God, I just love nice walks on the beaches!
[Cue Master Roshi nosebleed]

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Oh! D'you think if I swim out far enough I'd reach Australia?

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(Gasp)

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Oh my gooood~! Can we go on a Sandals vacation?

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"JUAN": Listen, Maron...

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I need to talk to you.

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MARON: Oh don't worry, Juan-ton!

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I made the reservations for you, so you don't have to worry about it!

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JUAN-TON: Actually, I... need to come clean...

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See, my name isn't actually "Juan Sanchez"; it's...

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See, my name isn't actually "Juan Sanchez"; it's... Krillin.

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MARON: That is a silly name!

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(Gasp!)

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I'll call you Krilly-Billy!

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KRILLY-BILLY: That's... not... everything.

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You see...

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all this money I own is actually from my own life insurance policy.
[Who got the money first?]

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For when I died...

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on another planet...

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blown up by an evil space emperor,

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but was then brought back to life by a magical dragon.

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MARON: Uhhhh huh...

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KRILLIN: But what I really want to ask, Maron, is:

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Do you love me for me?
Or do you just love me for my money?

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MARON: Ohh, Krilly-Billy!
Of course I don't just love you for your money!

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KRILLY-BILLY: Y...you really mean that?

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[Music cuts-off]
MARON: I never loved you at all!

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[Reality deals fatal damage to Krillin's ego]

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[Reality deals fatal damage to Krillin's ego]
KRILLIN: Awwwwwwwww...

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Well can we at least still try the "sex stuff"?

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MARON: Noo, Krillin! You don't understand!

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I was never really your girlfriend.

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"MARON": See, I'm with the States' Fraud Bureau, and you
just confessed to *a lot* of insurance fraud. Which I recorded.

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[fucked.avi]

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KRILLIN [o-s]: Wait, you have a recorder on you? Where!?

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"MARON": In my boobs!

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KRILLIN: Curses! The one place I couldn't reach!
[As if you could actually reach there]

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...I'm going to prison, aren't I? [Why would you even worry about prison? Can't you blow up a mini solar system?]

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"MARON": Well, normally you would, but do you
have any idea what they do to guys like you?
[What, get pummeled like the Orin Temple senpai-tachi?]

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No; you'll just have to pay back everything you owe.
[She clearly didn't watch Dragon Ball.]

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KRILLIN: Wait, what about all the money I spent on you?

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"MARON": You'll just have to pay that out of pocket!

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KRILLIN: BUT I DROPPED OVER FIVE-HUNDRED GRAND ON YOU!

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"MARON": Honey, I work for the Government!
I never claimed to be a good person...
[What is the government ACTUALLY good for?!]

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[Owned. *Again*. XD]

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KRILLIN [o-s]: And that's why I need a place to stay.

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ROSHI: I'll go blow up the air mattress...

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KRILLIN: I do have to admit though, it's nice being a free man again.

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No women nipping at my heels...
[You were saying?]

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know what I mean?

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CHI-CHI: ALRIGHT!

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I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO HAS BEEN SPREADING
RUMORS THAT I HAVE BEEN FORCING GOHAN TO

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- and I quote -

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"POUND MY TUNA"!

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KRILLIN: Look, Chi-Chi, if it really upsets you,
we'll *all* take turns pounding your tuna, okay?
[No... Just No]

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BUT... only if we get to eat it together.
[FLY Krillin, FLY AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN]

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ROSHI [o-s]: ...Heh,

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ROSHI [o-s]: ...Heh, heh heh,

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ROSHI [o-s]: ...Heh, heh heh, hah ha!

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ROSHI [o-s]: ...Heh, heh heh, hah ha! AAAAAAAH HA!

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ROSHI [o-s]: ...Heh, heh heh, hah ha! AAAAAAAH HA! AAAH--!

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[Closing theme]

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MR. POPO: (Humming)

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GARLIC JR.: (Laughing) The view hasn't changed a bit!
[You didn't make Popo cry! Garlic is a lie!]

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MR. POPO: Clean that up.

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GARLIC JR.: I beg your pardon?
Have you any inkling in that simple little head of yours who you're speaking to?

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MR. POPO: Oh please, do go on!

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GARLIC JR.: I am the usurper of this once proud throne
your worthless guardian* holds so dear.
[* He who lives in Piccolo's "House"]

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I am Garlic Jr., returned from the wretched abyss known as the "Dead Zone",
and I have come for what's rightfully mine!

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What's going on? I don't remember releasing the Black Water Mist just ye--

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OH GOD!

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NO!

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NO-- GET IT OFF OF ME!

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(Screaming)

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KAMI: Mr. Popo, I'm back and I--

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oh my me, what happened to the Lookout?

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MR. POPO: Oh don't mind this, Kami;
I just farted after having Italian for dinner.

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KAMI: What does that have to do with--

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TRUE EVIL MASTERMIND ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 'Cause it was nothin' but Garlic! [Jr.]