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[Disclaimer read by Yamcha]

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[WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness.
If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~]

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[Cheering]

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GOKU: Wow, I can't believe you guys... are all still alive. [Kinda soon, innit?]

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I mean, I swore Freezer was gonna Yamcha at least one or two of you.
[Poor Yamcha]

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Speaking of which - hi Yamcha!

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YAMCHA (complete with voice crack): Hey...!

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GOKU: So, which one of you guys ex-nayed the old Freezer-fray?
[Nexed?]

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VEGETA: Well, Kakarot, while *you* were off bumming
around in space, I took charge of the situation!

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Gathering up your planet's measly excuse for fighters,
and spearheaded an assault on-- [Someone stop this man.]

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BULMA: Right over here! [Thank you.]

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VEGETA [off-screen]: I WAS GETTING TO THAT! [Believable.]

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GOKU: Oh, if it ain't you, you old so-and-so!

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It's been so long since I... uh...

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I... I mean youuu...? [Someone help this man.]

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(???): We've never met before. [Thank you.]

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GOKU: Oh, thank God!

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Or Kami... or King Kai...
[or Grand Kai... or Supreme Kai... or Beerus... or Zen-Oh]

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I dunno, that whole thing is screwy.

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(???): Actually, if it's okay with you, I'd like to talk to you in private.

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GOKU: Oh, okay. One minute guys!

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GOHAN: But Dad, it's been almost two years!

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GOKU: I know, but I gotta go talk to this purple stranger.

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RELATIONSHIP-DEPRIVED SON: But I--

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OBLIVIOUS FATHER: Yeah, cool.

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(???): 'Okay, Trunks, don't be nervous.
He's just a normal guy. Just introduce yourself.'

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So, you're Sun Wukong, right? [One job, damnit.]

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'DAMN IT!'

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SUN WUKONG*: I'm Son Goku, yes.
[* Legit name!]

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(???): 'Roll with it.'
I'm Trunks. Nice to meet you.

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GOKU: Trunks, huh? So you're the one who whomped Freezer.

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TRUNKS: Yes. I was actually wondering... how did he survive Namek?

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IDIOT HERO: Well... I kinda maybe sorta kept letting him go...

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Yeah, probably a bad call.
[You think?]

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TRUNKS: If I hadn't shown up, all your friends would be dead.

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GOKU: Hoo-boy! The Dragon wouldn't be happy about that one!
[Or alive, for that matter]

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TRUNKS: Also, I'm curious; when you fought Freeza,
you were a Super Saiyan, correct?

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GOKU: A super-duper Super Saiyan!

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TRUNKS: Well... can you show me?

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GOKU: I barely know you, but... I guess!

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Hehehehe! Still kinda tickles.

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TRUNKS: Yep. That's a Super Saiyan alright.

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So, now that you've shown me yours, I'll show you mine! [Takei was here]

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[Roshi laughing in the background]

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GOKU: Whoa!

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What happened to your hair?! It's *yellow*!

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TRUNKS (slightly concerned): So is yours...

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GOKU (very surprised): IT IS?!
[You cant see it?!]

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♫

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♫ Cha la! Head cha la! ♫

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♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫

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♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai!  ♫

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♫ Sparkling! ♫

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♫

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BULMA: Blonde spiky hair...

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GOHAN: Incredible aura...

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KRILLIN: Well, Vegeta, now that Goku's here to compare,
we can finally say for sure that that kid's a Super-- [Why do you say things?]

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VEGETA: Utter one more word, and no dragon alive
will be able to fix what I do to you! [Par for the course.]

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KRILLIN: ...So, Tien, have you been lifting?
'Cause you are *jacked*!

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TIEN: Yeah, who knows? Maybe *I'll* be the next Super Saiyan.

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NOT A SUPER SAIYAN: (Nettled Grumbling)

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GOKU: So, a Super Saiyan too, huh?
That's cool! Took Krillin dying for me to become one.

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Wait, did something happen to Krillin while I was gone?!

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TRUNKS: Aahh, hah...!

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GOKU: No, but seriously, how's Krillin?! [He's right there; go ask him]

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TRUNKS: It's just like my Mom said. You're absolutely amazing, Goku. Now I know that I can reveal to you my secret. [Choice words indeed]

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GOKU: A secret?! I love secrets!

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I'm awful at keeping them though. Like *the* worst!

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TRUNKS: Uhm...

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GOKU: Oh, but don't worry! I'll *totally* keep this one, though!

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I promise on Krillin's life.

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TRUNKS: Uhm...! [Yeah, let's rethink that one.]

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GOKU: Ah, okay, you're right. I promise on Bulma's life!

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TRUNKS: You promise on my mother's life?

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GOKU: BULMA'S YOUR MOM?!

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TRUNKS: 'DAMN IT!' [ONE JOB!]

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GOKU: I can't believe it! I was only gone for a year and a half.

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And already a Super Saiyan. Kids grow up so fast these days.
[You think she gave birth to a 5' baby?]

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TRUNKS: No, wait, you don't understand--

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GOKU: And what? Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Vegeta's your daddy?

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TRUNKS: Ummmmm...

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GOKU: Oh my Gami-Kai.
[Gami-Kairus-Oh]

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PICCOLO [o-s]: HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA!

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VEGETA [o-s]: What's so funny?!

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PICCOLO [o-s]: Your shirt!

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VEGETA [o-s]: Rarrrrgh! [It IS a funny shirt]

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GOKU: Man, good for them! I'm gonna go
over there right now and congratulate 'em--

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TRUNKS: I'm from the future!

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GOKU: ...For realsies?

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TRUNKS: For "realsies"...

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GOKU: Whoa.

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TRUNKS: Listen. Three years from now, on the 12th of May at
approximately 10 AM, on an island nine miles off of South City...

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...two creatures will appear. A pair of man-made
monstrosities; half-human, half-machine...

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...crafted by a mad scientist from the now defunct Red Ribbon Army.

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GOKU: (gasp) Androids?! [100% robot]

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TRUNKS: Actually, the technical term is cyborgs-- [50% robot]

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GOKU: Androids! [okay then :l]

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TRUNKS: Look, my point is, they're dangerous.

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Each of them, on their own, dwarf even Freeza with their power!

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GOKU: And...?

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TRUNKS: And they kill *everyone*.

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TRUNKS: And they kill *everyone*.
As in Vegeta,

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TRUNKS: And they kill *everyone*.
As in Vegeta, Krillin,

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TRUNKS: And they kill *everyone*.
As in Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo,

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TRUNKS: And they kill *everyone*.
As in Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo, Tenshinhan,

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TRUNKS: And they kill *everyone*.
As in Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Chiaotzu...!

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The only ones that survive are myself,

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The only ones that survive are myself, my mother

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The only ones that survive are myself, my mother, and Gohan. [Not even that lasts too long]

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GOKU: Oh, wow (!)

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Wait, you didn't mention Yamcha.

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TRUNKS: Oh... uhm... I mean, he dies, but...

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See, after he found out that my mother was
pregnant with Vegeta's child, he sort of...

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[Well, that's morbid.]

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GOKU: Dark. [Goku? Nah, he shows up later]

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Wait, what about me?!

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TRUNKS: I don't know how to tell you this, but...

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You don't make it to the battle either; you die of heart failure the year before.

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GOKU: What?! Why?! How?!

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TRUNKS: High cholesterol.

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GOKU: From what?!

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TRUNKS: According to the coroner, too much bacon.

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GOKU: You take that back. [Oh right, Bacon Button.]

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TRUNKS: But listen!

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In the future, my mother has developed
medication that will help level your cholesterol.

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GOKU: Is it grape-flavored?

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TRUNKS: I don't know, yes?

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GOKU: 'Cause I don't like grape.

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TRUNKS: Then it's bacon-flavored!

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GOKU: Yay...!

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TRUNKS: Well, now that we have all that settled, I better get back to the future.

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It was... interesting to meet my Mom and Dad.
[Interesting is... one word to describe that.]

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As I said before, I really need you to keep that a secret!
One little slip-up, and I suddenly may not exist.

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GOKU: Wait, but if you don't exist, then you don't come back in time...

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...but then you could never tell me, which means
I'd never know, you'd still be born, and--

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Why does everything smell like copper? [Better question is what made Goku's brain suddenly function?]

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TRUNKS: I tentatively leave this in your hands, Goku.
Train well! Until we meet again!

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GOKU: Oh, okay! Goodbye, Trunks!

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What a nice young lady.
Now, to get my story straight...

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KRILLIN: Goku! What was *that* all about?!

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GOKU: You guys! Androids!

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KRILLIN: Yeah...? And...?

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GOKU: Uhm... [Oil and water. Numbers and Goku.]

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On... Mar-- [Oh no]

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PICCOLO: May.

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GOKU: May!

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Twenty--

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PICCOLO: Twelfth.

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GOKU: May 12th!

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At 10... PM--

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PICCOLO: AM.

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GOKU: AM!

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Nine miles?

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PICCOLO: Nine miles.

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GOKU: Nine miles off of...

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North--

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PICCOLO: Souuuth...

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GOKU: South City!

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Two Androids will appear on May 12th at 10 AM nine miles off of South City!

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PICCOLO: In three years; I heard everything. [THANK YOU BASED PICCOLO.]

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GOKU: Please don't tell everybody!

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PICCOLO (very amused): Oh-ho-ho, I won't!

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NAIL: 'I will.'

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PICCOLO: Shut up, Nail.

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GOKU: 'Kay.

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PICCOLO: According to the kid, we all die to these Androids in the future.
We have three years to train before they arrive.

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VEGETA: Well maybe they'll kill all of *you*,
but I'm not afraid of any over touted washing machines.

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By the time they show up, I'll crush them without a thought! And then we'll see--

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GOKU: Oh, hey Vegeta! Nice shirt!

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VEGETA: I...! You--!

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GOKU: Pink is a good color on you!

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PRETTY PINK PRINCE: 'Just take the compliment...'

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GOHAN: Ah!

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YAMCHA: Hey! There he is!

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TRUNKS: Well, it's time for me to leave.

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I'll see you all again in three years your time.
But hopefully, you won't need me.

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Father, I hope to get to know you a little better next time. [Well, at least he has that.]

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Mother...

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[LOL]
Mother... I hope to get to know you a little less.

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VEGETA: Get the hell out of here!

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[Tardis sound effects]

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GOKU: By the way, I can teleport.

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KRILLIN: What?

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GOKU: Yup!

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Check it!

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KRILLIN: But... aren't those...?

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MASTER ROSHI [o-s]: Goku just done stole mah glasses!
["Sex Bomb" plays in the background]

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["Sex Bomb" plays in the background]

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YAMCHA: Master Roshi's on the whole other side of the *world*!

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GOKU: Yup, yup! I just got to imagine him and "poof" - there I go!

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I learned it out in space.

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KRILLIN: Oh yeah, sort of forgot the obvious question there but

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KRILLIN: Oh yeah, sort of forgot the obvious question there but
HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!

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GOKU: Mmmmm-Muffin Bu-- [OMGMK]

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GOHAN: Don't say Muffin Button!

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GOKU: But it *was*! There's science 'n' stuff!

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[Flashback]
See, while I was on Freezer's ship...

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*There*!

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YES!!

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Yaaaaaaay--

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{BOOOOOM}

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But when the planet exploded, the muffins actually formed a seal around me;
both protecting me, and feeding me...

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[Flashback pauses]
...all the way to Yardrat!

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GOHAN: And that is...?

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GOKU: The place where I crashed.

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[Flashback resumes]

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The Yardies were awfully nice.

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[Yardrats are gaggling]

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They nursed me back to health, and even
made a ship for me to come home in!

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[Flashback ends]
They also kept feeding me their sick. So now, I can teleport! [Well, first it was Freeza's legs, so par for the course, I guess?]

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YAMCHA: So, i-if you can teleport, and you knew Freeza was coming...

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why didn't you teleport to Freeza's ship and stop him?!

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GOKU: Well, I kinda wanted to give you guys a chance!

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PICCOLO: *Please* don't make a habit of that.

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GOKU: No promises.
[Foreshadowing]

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TIEN: Looks like we'll have to put ourselves through the training
of our lives if we hope to stand a chance against these Androids.

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BULMA: Wait! We don't have to do any of that!
Hear me out...

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We just have to gather the Dragon Balls, have the Dragon tell us
where to find the guy who's making the Androids, find him,

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then murder that son of a bitch in cold blood! [The Smart and Easy Way]

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VEGETA: As much as I love the phrasing of that, I'm gonna have to say no.
And by no, I mean hell no! [The Dumbass Hardass Badass Way]

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BULMA: Are you kidding me?! You heard Piccolo; none of you survive!
[Ooh, it's a lovers' spat!]

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VEGETA: And I, as a Super Saiyan, *relish* the challenge!

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GOKU: (Gasp)...You're a Super Saiyan, Vegeta?! Show me!

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VEGETA: I... well... yeah, I just... I--

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TIEN: Don't tell me, you're not in the mood. [Oh, he'll be in the mood. Not for you though. Never for you.

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VEGETA (turned off): What, does that third eye make you psychic?

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TIEN: No, but it does help me see bullshit.
[K.O.!]

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VEGETA: Hey, y'know what...?!

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F*ck you.

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GOKU: You know, to be fair, I'm with Vegeta on this one! I wanna fight me some Androids!
I haven't had a good fight since Freezer!

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GOHAN: Wait, so, the first thing we do after you get back,
after being gone for a *year and a half*...

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is train.

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UTTERLY OBLIVIOUS FATHER: I know; I'm excited too!

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UTTERLY DEJECTED SON: Yeah, okay...

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KRILLIN: Welp, guess that settles that!
I'm off to go fire Kamehamehas at the ocean over and over!

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TIEN: See you all in three years.
Good to have you back, Goku.

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CHIAOTZU: We're gonna go get McDonald's! [Get those Cinnamelts® freshly melted or not at all]

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YAMCHA: Suppose we'll get movin' on, too! Come on, Bul--

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GOKU: Wait, Yamcha?

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YAMCHA: Yeah?

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GOKU: You're my friend. [Hey, that's rather nice actually.]

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YAMCHA: Oh, uh... heh... thank you, man. [Ofc he gets no shortage of both sides of the coin]

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GOKU: So~...

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wanna go drive cars?

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PICCOLO: Bitchin'!

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♫

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GOKU: ♫ I'm on a highway to HFIL! ♫

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♫

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♫ On a highway to HFIL! ♫

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♫

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NARRATOR: And thus, they went their separate
ways to prepare for the upcoming threat!

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However, a few of them would find... roadblocks. [What kind of roadblocks we talkin' here, Kuriboh?]

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CHI-CHI: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!! [What the space fu-]

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GOKU: Oh, come on, Chi-Chi!

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CHI-CHI: Don't you "Come on Chi-Chi" me!

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[Goku laughs nervously]
You're gone off in God knows where space,

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You're gone off in God knows where space,
refuse to let the Dragon take you home,

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You're gone off in God knows where space,
refuse to let the Dragon take you home,
and the first thing you ask for when you get back:

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"Oh hey, Chi-Chi. Mind if I take our baby boy
to go train to FIGHT SOME MONSTER ROBOTS"?!

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GOKU: Androids. And the first thing I asked about was dinner.

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CHI-CHI: THE ANSWER IS NO!

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GOKU: No to dinner, or no to Gohan?

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CHI-CHI: BOOOOTH!!

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GOKU: Aw, but Chi-Chi~! Don't be like that!
Be a pal!

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CHI-CHI: (Screaming)

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[Welp, that's a concussion.]{Horrible repercussions await him in the future.}

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GOKU: Oh my gosh!

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GOHAN: Dad, run!

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GOKU: What?!

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GOHAN: The worst she can do is ground me, now RUN!

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NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Vegeta found ways to innovate his training.

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DR. BRIEF: 500 times Earth's gravity?! That's insane!
You'd be crapping out your own spine!

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VEGETA: I know; the challenge excites me.

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[Easy there, tiger XD]
Look at my nipples.

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[Easy there, tiger XD]
Look at my nipples. LOOK AT THEM!

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DR. BRIEF: Fine, I'll build you your ship.
What's the worst that could happen anyway? [Nothing good has EVER come out of usage of that line.]

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DR. BRIEF: Hm?
SCRATCH: Meow?

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[EPIC FAIL]
VEGETA [o-s]: AH! MY NIPPLES!

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[*sounds of studying*]{Did you know that the average human reaction time is about 1/4 of a second?}

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[*gutkick to facepunch combo*]{There's about a 1/4 of a second between the last two subtitles. If you noticed the blank space, congrats! You're faster than a Gohan!}

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GOKU: *Wow*, he *really* needs to learn how to do--
[Looked like he was doing fine for a minute there.]

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PICCOLO: Yeah, I know, still working on that.
By the way, how'd you convince your wife to let him train with you?

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GOKU: We're on a field trip to the... Ozarks...
[In fairness, fighting could be considered a science lesson.]

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Please never tell her we were here.

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PICCOLO: What are you talking about? We're just studying.
[Told ya. ;)]

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GOKU: Ohhhhhh...!

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GOKU: Ohhhhhh...!
PICCOLO: Ohhhhhh...!

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PICCOLO: Let's go drive cars again.

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GOKU: Yaaaay!

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[Q: How is this training?]
[A: Mid-air rotations in 400G are no joke...]

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BULMA: Are you f*cking insane?!

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VEGETA: No, but you're upside-down.

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Now you're not.

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BULMA: You know, it would be easier to count the
amount of your ribs that *aren't* broken!

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VEGETA: Work through the pain...! [Crushed, palpitating organs pain?]

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BULMA: And exactly how are you going to work when your body collapses?
[Eat a senzu.]

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VEGETA: Please, the Prince Of All Saiyans does not colla--

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aaapse IRGH-ir...!

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BULMA: Oh, look at that! The prince of all *two* Saiyans on the ground!

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VEGETA: Three and a hal-- tch! Shut up!
[4 and a half if you count Nappa.]

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BULMA: Oh no! The prince is getting all huffy!

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What are you gonna do? Try to blow up Earth again?
Because I have Goku on speed dial.

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VEGETA: You must be as stupid as he is if you think he knows how to work a phone! [Or that he actually takes it with him wherever he goes]

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BULMA: Don't you call me stupid!

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VEGETA: Okay, then how about "bitch"?!

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BITCH: Arrogant dick!

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ARROGANT DICK: Spoiled sow!

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SPOILED SOW: F*ck you!

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ARROGANT DICK: F*ck you!

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SPOILED SOW: F*ck you!

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ARROGANT DICK: F*CK YOU!

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HORNY SPOILED SOW: My room, ten minutes.

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[No amount of punctured livers could keep me away from that either.]

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VEGETA: [Repetitive grunts]
BULMA: Oh yeah,

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VEGETA: [Repetitive grunts]
BULMA: Oh yeah, that's it,

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VEGETA: [Repetitive grunts]
BULMA: Oh yeah, that's it, keep going,

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VEGETA: [Repetitive grunts]
BULMA: Oh yeah, that's it, keep going, right there,

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VEGETA: [Repetitive grunts]
BULMA: Oh yeah, that's it, keep going, right there, right there~,

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VEGETA: [Repetitive grunts]
BULMA: Oh yeah, that's it, keep going, right there, right there~, yes,

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VEGETA: *Galick*...
BULMA: yes...

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VEGETA: *Galick*... *Gun*...
BULMA: yes... *yes*...

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VEGETA: *Galick*... *Gun*... *FIRE*~!!!
BULMA: yes... *yes*... *YES*~!!!

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BULMA: Oh...

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VEGETA: Haaa...
BULMA: *wow*...

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VEGETA: yup...!
BULMA: whew!

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BULMA: Gotta admit... even with the broken ribs, you really...

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BULMA: wait...

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VEGETA: What?

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BULMA: Where's your condom?!

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VEGETA: The *fuck's* a condom?!
[I honestly buy this as canon for the real show.]

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♫

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PICCOLO: ♫ Dodge, bitch! ♫

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♫ Get out the way ♫

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♫ Get out the way, bitch ♫

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♫ Get out the way ♫

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ABUSED CHILD: (Exhausted moaning) [Why are you still here?]