1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 FOURTH WALL BREAKING YAMCHA: The following is a... ouh, wait, uh, I-I did this last time, didn't I? What's going on? 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,320 I mean, heh... 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:07,480 Okay... *ahem* 4 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,520 [Yamcha reading the above] 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:18,100 [WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness. If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~] 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,680 I, uh... Why have I... Why have I got a bad feeling about this...? 7 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:26,540 CHI-CHI: Alright, I packed you all some lunches for your field trip. 8 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:28,000 GOKU: We're going to Urgay! 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,620 GOHAN: Uruguay. 10 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:30,940 CHI-CHI: Make sure you're safe now, okay? 11 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:33,340 GOKU: Well, I don't know how safe we can be... 12 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:35,240 We're gonna be fighting Androids. [Dammit, Goku.] 13 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:37,020 CHI-CHI: ...Uh, wha--? 14 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,620 IDIOT HERO: But make sure you don't tell Chi-Chi-- 15 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,320 DISAPPOINTED SON OF A SON: ...Three years, Dad. Three years. You almost had it... 16 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:46,920 GOKU: I'm taking Gohan, bye! 17 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:50,080 CHI-CHI [off-screen]: (Screaming) 18 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,520 (Intense screaming) 19 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,020 ♫ 20 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:56,120 ♫ Cha la! Head cha la! ♫ 21 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,300 ♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ 22 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:03,540 ♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai! ♫ 23 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,480 ♫ Sparking! ♫ 24 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:10,860 ♫ 25 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:20,300 PICCOLO: So what do you think? How ready are we to take on these Androids? 26 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,920 GOKU: On a scale of one to ten? 27 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,040 My chest hurts.. [Well, fuck.] 28 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:23,540 PICCOLO: Huh? 29 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,700 GOKU: Uh, seven or eight. 30 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:26,100 GOHAN: Hey look, it's Krillin! 31 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,540 Hey, Krillin! 32 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:28,860 KRILLIN: Oh, hey Gohan! 33 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:31,240 You've barely grown since the last time I saw you, huh? 34 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:33,680 GOKU: It's funny, I think that everytime I see you! 35 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,700 KRILLIN: Ha ha! Ha... 36 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,620 GOHAN: Hey, that must be the island! 37 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,580 KRILLIN: Holy crap! This city is huge! 38 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:45,840 GOHAN: And this island's so tiny! What do these people do here? 39 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,960 KRILLIN: Apparently, prostitution is legal. 40 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,480 GOKU: Ohhhh....! GOHAN: Ohhhh....! PICCOLO: Ohhhh....! 41 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,060 PICCOLO: So the prostitutes... 42 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,200 YAMCHA: Hey, guys! Down here! 43 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:57,900 KRILLIN: He-hey, Yamcha! Tenshinhan! Bulma! 44 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:01,160 Bulma's baby-- ba... Bulma has a baby... 45 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,300 BULMA: You're damn right! 46 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:05,320 WORTHLESS RUNT: Yeah, and you won't believe who the father is... 47 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,080 GOHAN: Vegeta. KRILLIN: Vegeta. 48 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:06,580 PICCOLO: Vegeta. 49 00:02:06,580 --> 00:02:07,160 GOKU: Vegeta. 50 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,420 REALLY WORTHLESS RUNT: Well, it could've been mine! 51 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,460 BULMA: It's Vegeta. 52 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:12,000 YAMCHA: I'm just gonna walk over here... 53 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,680 BULMA: He's my baby boy! His name is Trunks! 54 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,760 GOKU: Hahaha! That's a girl's name. 55 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,200 BABY TRUNKS: (Moaning) [Translation: Daddy dun like you.] 56 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,200 PICCOLO: So, then... where's daddy? 57 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,840 BULMA: Unfortunately, our last conversation was... 58 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,340 [Flashback] 59 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:25,740 You are such an unbelievable asshole! 60 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:29,440 VEGETA [o-s]: You know, you're being bitchier than usual today. And *not* in a hot way. 61 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,540 BULMA [o-s]: You got me pregnant, you *idiot*! 62 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:33,200 VEGETA [o-s]: How is that my fault?! 63 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,680 BULMA [o-s]: You SAID you were wearing *protection*! 64 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,060 VEGETA [o-s]: *I was wearing my armor*! [Indeed - and Saiyans don't wear headgear] 65 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:38,780 [Geddit? ;)] 66 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:40,220 BULMA [o-s]: Ugh, you're a moron... 67 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:41,220 [Smashed crockery] VEGETA [o-s]: Well, what do you expect me to do about it?! 68 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,080 VEGETA [o-s]: Well, what do you expect me to do about it?! 69 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:47,220 BULMA [o-s]: What you're *going* to do is go out, get a job, and help me raise our child! [YOU'RE RICH!] 70 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:49,400 [VEGETA: Yeahfuckthat] 71 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,060 [Imouttahere] 72 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:50,700 [Kbye] 73 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:52,900 [Flashback ends] 74 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,680 BULMA: That was a year and a half ago... 75 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:56,460 So, y'know, you tell me. 76 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:59,280 KRILLIN: Well, on the plus side, your boobs look amazing! [WHAAT?!] 77 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,940 BULMA: I...! You...! 78 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:03,460 Ugh... 'Just take the compliment.' 79 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,780 TIEN: If you guys are done acting out your favorite chick flick, we've got incoming. YAMCHA [on radio]: ♫ Cat loves food ye-yeah-yeah-yeah! ♫ 80 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:07,200 TIEN: If you guys are done acting out your favorite chick flick, we've got incoming. YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food yeah-yeah! ♫ [...] 81 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,120 YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food yeah-yeah! ♫ [What...] 82 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:08,840 YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food ye-yeah-yeah-yeah! ♫ [the fuck?] 83 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,520 YAMCHA: 'Oh God, not my song...' YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food ye-yeah-yeah-yeah! ♫ 84 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,860 YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food yeah-yeaaah! ♫ 85 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:17,020 GOKU: Oh, wow! Yajirobe, I can't believe it! 86 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,840 You came all this way to help us fight the-- 87 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,580 YAJIROBE: Yeah, no. 88 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,760 Korin sent me. 89 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,100 Take your beans. 90 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,720 Bean Daddy out. 91 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:24,720 GOKU: "Bean Daddy"? 92 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,880 BEAN DADDY: It's what I call my burrito shop. 93 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:30,060 Or at least I would, if Korin would let me *have* one! 94 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:32,240 YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food ye-yeah-yeah-yeah! ♫ 95 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,500 YAMCHA [or, fading]: ♫ Cat loves food yeah-yeah...! ♫ 96 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,060 KRILLIN: So that song... 97 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,720 YAMCHA: I was desperate and needed the money. 98 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,060 And no, it wasn't worth it... 99 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,700 GOKU: ♫ Cat loves food, ye-yeah-yeah-yeah... ♫ 100 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:44,440 {BOOM} 101 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,440 YAJIROBE: (Screaming) 102 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,480 GOKU: Oh, hey, we've never wished *him* back before! YAJIROBE: (Screaming) [Always looking on the bright side, aren't you Goku? >.>] 103 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,080 PICCOLO: Look! In the sky! 104 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:51,980 GOKU: Is it a bird?! 105 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,620 PICCOLO [o-s]: It's the Androids! 106 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,600 GOKU [o-s]: My second guess was plane... 107 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,620 TIEN: Damn, they flew into the city. 108 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:59,120 YAMCHA: I can't sense their energy...! 109 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,680 GOKU: Neither can I! And that's my specialty! 110 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,680 GOHAN: It must be because they're Androids! We only know how to sense life energy! 111 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,100 PICCOLO: Then we'll have to hunt them down the old fashioned way. 112 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,200 Search the city! 113 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:13,100 KRILLIN: Oh, I don't wanna go in the city! YAMCHA: What?! Oh come on, really! Do we have to?! I mean, I just wanna go home! 114 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,380 GOKU: Alright, gang! Split up and search for clues! 115 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,200 Gohan, go grab Yajirobe! 116 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,860 Bulma, hold the Senzu Beans; they'll only weigh us down! 117 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:20,660 BULMA: Hold on, what?! 118 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,160 GOKU: Break! 119 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:38,860 'Alright now...' 120 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,800 'If I were an Android, where would I be...?' 121 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:48,280 'Well, I guess I'd be right here because being an Android wouldn't really change *where* I am, just *what* I am.' 122 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:49,820 'If you think about it...' 123 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,840 KRILLIN: Alright, time to find me some Androids! 124 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,660 Hey you, have you seen any Androids? 125 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:01,500 STONER: I don't know; are *you* an android? 126 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:02,540 KRILLIN: No... 127 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,280 STONER: Then no. 128 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:07,160 But I did see a flying dude! Landed right in front of me, man! [Y'know... that sounds an awful lot like--] 129 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,300 Looked a lot like you. 130 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:11,120 You holdin'? 131 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,800 TOM: Hey, Jerry! You see that guy explode? 132 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,200 JERRY: Yeah! I bet you it was a terrorist attack! 133 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,080 TOM: Jerry, you always think it's terrorism. 134 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,220 You think your house being TP'd is terrorism. 135 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,760 JERRY: You're what's wrong with this country. 136 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,060 What do you think, inconspicuous old man and mime? 137 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:29,880 Whoa whoa whoa, Marcel Marceau! If that's what you're looking for... 138 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,620 It's gonna be $30 an hour. $50 if you want it weird. 139 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:33,120 [Sentry lock-on] 140 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,400 [So... is that worth $50?] 141 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:37,880 {HONK HONK} 142 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:40,400 DRIVER: Hey, you old jackass, get out of the road! 143 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,760 You want to beat up prostitutes, do it on your own damn time! 144 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,620 Please put that back... 145 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:53,000 I kinda need that to flee from you... 146 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:57,620 SHOPPER: (Screaming) 147 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:58,120 YAMCHA: Huh?! SHOPPER: (Screaming) 148 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:58,660 SHOPPER: (Screaming) 149 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:00,620 YAMCHA: 'Oh man, that was close...' 150 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:02,340 'Surely, someone else heard it, right?!' 151 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:03,640 'I mean I don't *have* to--' 152 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,060 SHOPPER [o-s]: (Screaming) 153 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:07,720 YAMCHA: 'Aw, this isn't fair!' 154 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:10,320 Huh?! 155 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,120 'Oh God, oh man, oh jeez, oh crap!' 156 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,540 INCONSPICUOUS OLD MAN: Nineteen, identify. 157 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:26,780 MIME 19: Orange jumpsuit, black spiky hair, higher than average power level... 158 00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:29,220 Son Goku. 94%. 159 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:32,020 IOM: I don't remember him having a scar... 160 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,500 M19: 87%. 161 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:35,360 IOM: Close enough! 162 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,700 YAMCHA: I am totally in over my head here. 163 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,940 Maybe, maybe I should call for help. 164 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,620 N-n-no, no, no! That's exactly what they'd expect! 165 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,400 Isn't that right, inconspicuous old man and-- 166 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:48,020 YAMCHA [or]: ♫ ...loves food, ye-yeah-yeah-yeah! ♫ 167 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:48,760 [Ironic, eh?] YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food, yeah-yeah! ♫ 168 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,220 YAMCHA [muffled]: Oh, *come on*! YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food, yeah-yeah! ♫ 169 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,560 TRUCK DRIVER: Jesus CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--!! YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food, ye-yeah-yeah-yeah! ♫ 170 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,760 TRUCK DRIVER: Jesus CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--!! YAMCHA [or]: ♫ Cat loves food, ye-- ♫ [Careful Taka, your Nappa is showing.] 171 00:06:56,900 --> 00:07:02,940 GOKU: 'I mean, really... an Android is just a human with wires instead of veins and oil instead of blood.' 172 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,880 'I wonder if they dream of electric sheep...' 173 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,180 'Mmm, techno lamb--' 174 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:09,040 Huh? 175 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:10,560 TIEN: Whoa. 176 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:12,160 KRILLIN: Woohoo! Not me! 177 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:19,400 IOM: Now, Son Goku, I shall extract my long-awaited revenge, forthwith. 178 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,840 "SON GOKU" [muffled]: I am not Goku, I am not--! 179 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,580 IOM: FORTHWITH! 180 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,320 "SON GOKU": (Muffled squealing) 181 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,100 TIEN: Oh, come on! Really, man?! [You can just *feel* the camaraderie, can't you? XD] 182 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,400 You couldn't last, like, 30 seconds?! [You can just *feel* the camaraderie, can't you? XD] 183 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,800 CONSPICUOUS OLD MAN: Ah, we have company... 184 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,920 M19: Correction: New target identified as Son Goku. 100% match. 185 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,120 COM: Well, then - looks like I don't need this anymore. 186 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,340 GOKU: (Gasp) Oh no! Toriyama Yamcha'd the beta male! 187 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:48,760 Quick, Krillin! Give him a Senzu! 188 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:49,320 PICCOLO: Goku. 189 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,240 GOKU: Oh, right. Quick, Krillin! Take him to Bulma! 190 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:54,280 THE OTHER BETA MALE: Ha! Looks like there's two kinds of fisting in this city now. 191 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,400 BETA MALE: ... 192 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,880 PICCOLO: Pretty sure he's bleeding out... 193 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,140 KRILLIN: Alright, fine. 194 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,300 Bulma'll get it. 195 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:06,660 GOKU: Man, seeing that hole in his chest kinda makes *my* chest hurt... 196 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:07,900 Like a lot... 197 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,420 Anybody else...? 198 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,240 PICCOLO: So, then... 199 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,760 You two must be the Androids. 200 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,000 COM: What?! Impossible! [There's *no way* they're Androi--] 201 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 How did you know we were Androids?! [oh, wait, nevermind.] 202 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:18,600 ANDROID 19: Scanning probabilities... 203 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,160 [Beeping] 19: Scanning probabilities... 204 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,300 [Beeping] 19: Scanning probabilities... Scanning... 205 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,540 [Beeping] 19: Scanning probabilities... Scanning... Scanning... 206 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:22,860 PICCOLO: Could not tell you off the top of my head. [Beeping] 19: Scanning probabilities... Scanning... Scanning... Analyzing... 207 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:23,540 PICCOLO: Could not tell you off the top of my head. [Beeping] 19: Scanning probabilities... Scanning... Scanning... Analyzing... Processing... 208 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:26,540 19: Processing complete. They are psychic. [Well, considering they all seem to have telepathy...] 209 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,640 92.4%. 210 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,920 THEY CAN SEE THE FUTURE! 211 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,060 OLD ANDROID GEEZER: Psychic, eh? 212 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:35,000 Well, then... Bet you won't expect THIS! 213 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:39,500 GOKU: STOP IT! 214 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,200 OAG: Never! 215 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:54,280 Ah, I see you have discovered that the off switch to my ocular vapo-beams is in my cheek. 216 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:59,060 But you are too late! The entire population of the city has been reduced to ash. 217 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:02,160 Now no one shall interfere with my revenge! 218 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,580 GOKU [o-s]: Actually, I'm pretty sure you only-- 219 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:07,820 PICCOLO: *Yes*! The *entire* population! [Phew. The Idiot Hero almost screwed up, there...] 220 00:09:07,820 --> 00:09:10,460 GOKU: Oh, right. You are most unkind! 221 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:12,360 TIEN: We really should move this, though. 222 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,820 Hey, Piccolo. Know any good wastelands around here? 223 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,340 PICCOLO: Why are you asking me? 224 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:17,620 TIEN: *You know why*. 225 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,060 [If Namekian warriors could blush...] 226 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:23,080 PICCOLO: ...(Sigh) North-west, about a hundred miles. It's actually kinda nice. 227 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,220 GOKU: Then it's a date! 228 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:25,700 PICCOLO: I can think of worse places. 229 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,320 Nice rock formations, neat cacti... 230 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,000 Oh, fine! 231 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:34,040 KRILLIN: Hey, look! Goku and the others are leaving with the Androids! 232 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,940 YAMCHA: Oh no! We have to warn them! 233 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:39,560 When the old man was holding me, I could feel my life force draining! 234 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,120 KRILLIN: You were losing a lot of blood... 235 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,800 YAMCHA: No, it was coming out of my mouth! 236 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:44,020 KRILLIN: Gross... 237 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:46,220 YAMCHA: I'm telling you, they can absorb energy! 238 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,780 GOHAN: Then we have to go now! 239 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,140 YAMCHA: You know... I might just sit this one out... 240 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:55,960 KRILLIN: Oh yeah, I getcha! I never have any energy after I get a handjob either. 241 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,420 ♫ Badap-bap-badapbye! ♫ 242 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:01,280 BULMA: Well, fine, if you're not going anywhere, I need help with the baby. 243 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,700 How are you with diapers? 244 00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:05,120 YAMCHA: Hold on, Krillin! I'm coming! 245 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:06,580 KRILLIN [o-s]: Ha ha! 246 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,780 BULMA: So how you feelin'? 247 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,560 YAJIROBE: My car got blowed up. 248 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,580 Well, to be more specific, it was Korin's car. 249 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,520 Pussy Wagon ain't no more. 250 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,480 BULMA: Well then, are you gonna fly after them? 251 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,160 YAJIROBE: No. 252 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,200 BULMA: Is it because you're fat? 253 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:21,700 YAJIROBE: Ye. 254 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,780 PICCOLO: Alright, now that we're away from the city, we can-- 255 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:31,660 GOKU: (Heavy breathing) 256 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:33,660 Does it feel hot out here to you guys? 257 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,800 (Heavy breathing) 258 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,760 'Cause it's *hot*... 259 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,480 PICCOLO: As I was saying... 260 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,760 We can finally get this underway. 261 00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:44,000 But first, who are you? And what do you want? 262 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,980 OAG: You don't need to know why. Just know that I despise every one of you. 263 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:51,520 *Especially him~*! 264 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,240 GOKU: Hey... Does anyone have any bacon...? 265 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,620 I sort of ate all of my pocket bacon on the way here... 266 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,260 OAG: But allow me to shed a little light for you. 267 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:05,380 For the last 14 years, ever since the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament... 268 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,940 GOKU: Ooh! I remember that one! 269 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:08,500 I got hit by a car! 270 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,700 OAG: Indeed... 271 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:16,060 At the time, my insectoid nano-borg had analyzed your battles and calculated their duration in episodes... 272 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:19,060 back when 5 minutes didn't take 5 fucking months. 273 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,640 TIEN: Out of curiosity, how was ours? 274 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,260 19: Calculated: 5 episodes. 275 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:25,520 TIEN: That's fair, I guess. 276 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,180 PICCOLO: How 'bout mine? 277 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:27,800 19: 6 episodes. 278 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:28,820 PICCOLO [o-s]: Ha ha! 279 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:33,000 OAG: I have utilized this information to calibrate ourselves appropriately. 280 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:39,940 We are now powerful enough to kill Son Goku, and take revenge for what he did to myself and the Red Ribbon Army! 281 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:42,780 PICCOLO: Wow. So you even followed him all the way to Namek, huh? 282 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:44,240 OAG: Of course I did! 283 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,120 Nineteen, what is Namek? 284 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,700 19: Data not found. 285 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,160 OAG: What do you mean, "data not found"?! 286 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,740 19: Insectoid nano-borg destroyed during Saiyan attack. 287 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:53,820 OAG: Bugger all! 288 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:57,120 PICCOLO: So, I guess you've never seen a Super Saiyan then... 289 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:57,980 OAG: Nineteen? 290 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,640 19: Data not found. 291 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,400 OAG: Then no. 292 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,260 PICCOLO [o-s]: Goku. 293 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:02,120 GOKU: Oh, yeah, okay. 294 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,200 19: Power output exceeds projected parameters. 295 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:21,080 OAG: I don't care if you're Super Saiyan, or a soup or side! 296 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:24,340 Nineteen, kill him! Kill him proper! 297 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,300 19: Executing "Murder.exe". 298 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,840 Loading... 299 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,340 Loading... 10%... 300 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:30,900 Loading... 10%... 20%... 301 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,320 Loading... 10%... 20%... 40%... 302 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,100 Loading... 10%... 20%... 40%... 70%... 303 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,220 Loading... 10%... 20%... 40%... 70%... 65%... 304 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,060 OAG: Wait, what? 305 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:36,700 [Fucking Microsoft...] 306 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:41,260 19: A fatal error has occured. This program will now shutdown. Would you like to send a report? 307 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,940 OAG: No, don't send a report! 308 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:43,800 19: Sending report... 309 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,220 OAG: *Son of a whore*! 310 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:49,440 Now to wait five minutes to do absolutely nothing! 311 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,440 [How d'ya like them Apples, huh?!] 312 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,680 Oh, bollocks. 313 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,060 ♫ 314 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,340 YAMCHA: ♫ Cat loves food, ye-yeah-yeah-yeah! ♫ 315 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,740 ♫ Cat loves food yeah-yeah! ♫ 316 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,040 ♫ Cat loves food, ye-yeah-yeah-yeah! ♫ 317 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,620 ♫ Cat loves food yeah-yeaaah...! ♫