1 00:00:00,009 --> 00:00:01,929 [Old Android Geezer reading the above] 2 00:00:01,929 --> 00:00:13,049 [WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness. If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~] 3 00:00:19,569 --> 00:00:21,269 BABY TRUNKS: (Crying) 4 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,180 BULMA: Ugh... oh wow... pretty sure I was about to be a wish there.(The dragon won't be happy about 'dat) 5 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,760 OH GOD THE BABY!! 6 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,980 Uhh, there you are. 7 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:32,700 Aww, don't worry, Trunkie! It was just an explosion! 8 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,360 You'll get used to those. Those happen a lot around Mommy. 9 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:38,260 Can't Say: I could have sworn I saw somebody else in the car with you. 10 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:39,260 BULMA: Hmm? 11 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:41,560 YAJIROBE ("KORIN"): "Hey, Yajirobe!" 12 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,120 YAJIROBE: "What is it, Korin?" 13 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,460 '"KORIN": "Why don't you go help out the gang?" 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,900 YAJIROBE: "Oh sure, Korin. Why not? What's the worst that could happen?" 15 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,700 ...I got a rock up my butt. [Ew] 16 00:00:53,980 --> 00:00:55,720 ♫ 17 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,780 ♫ Cha la! Head cha la! ♫ 18 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:02,760 ♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ 19 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,160 ♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai! ♫ 20 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,020 ♫ Sparking! ♫ 21 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:13,260 ♫ 22 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:17,920 VEGETA: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me! He got away AGAIN!? 23 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:20,400 And not a nut, or bolt to be found! 24 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,740 NOT THAT YOU HAD ANY NUTS TO BEGIN WITH! [Actually, ep #36 says otherwise...] 25 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:23,320 NOT THAT YOU HAD ANY NUTS TO BEGIN WITH! TRUNKS: Hurrh! 26 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,620 Look. I don't mean to tell you how to be a father, but why didn't you try and save your wife and son? 27 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,080 VEGETA: My what and my son? 28 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,420 TRUNKS: Wait! You mean you two never got married? 29 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,040 VEGETA: What is that? Some kind of food? [I mean... Goku thought the same thing when he first met Chi Chi] 30 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,960 TRUNKS: No, just... listen. When two people love each other-- 31 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:41,980 VEGETA: Oh wow, I'm just f***ing with you. My God. Who doesn't know what marriage is? [Kid Goku, who thought it was some kind of food.] 32 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,160 Also - love each other? Making a lot of assumptions here. [Oh-ho, he has no idea... ;)] 33 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:46,120 TRUNKS: Grrrh...! 34 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,060 BULMA: Soo... I thought you guys were fighting Androids. 35 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:50,900 Why was Dr. Gero here? 36 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,520 [Le gasp, suspenseful music!] 37 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:54,480 KRILLIN: ...Who dat? 38 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:58,660 BULMA: Scientist, worked for the Red Ribbon Army... adequate with robotics. 39 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:00,160 KRILLIN: Ohhhh! 40 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:03,460 Hey, Mr. Can't Say! You may want to hear this! 41 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,280 DADDY DEAREST: *You f***ing failure*! 42 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,300 FAILURE: Hold on a second! I-- 43 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:09,680 VEGETA: You told us: Two Androids, 44 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,620 VEGETA: You told us: Two Androids, May 12th, 45 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:11,540 VEGETA: You told us: Two Androids, May 12th, 10:00 AM, 46 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:12,400 VEGETA: You told us: Two Androids, May 12th, 10:00 AM, South City! 47 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,860 TRUNKS: Well, nine miles off o-- 48 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:15,080 VEGETA: And what happens? 49 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,320 We waste our time on the WRONG F***ING ANDROIDS! 50 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,220 TRUNKS: Look! I was... uh, how old is that baby? 51 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,200 SINGLE MOM: 'Bout ten months. 52 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,780 TRUNKS: Ten months old at the time! 53 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:26,680 VEGETA: How 'bout next time you come back to give someone a heads-up, 54 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:28,940 YOU GIVE 'EM A GODDAMN PHOTO! 55 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,000 TRUNKS: Just listen! 56 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:36,740 I think travelling back in time may have caused a butterfly effect. The Androids that kill you in the future could still appear! 57 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:38,580 VEGETA: I don't give a shit about butterflies! 58 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:44,320 With all this time we've wasted, *Dr. Gero*~ has probably made it back to his lab already! 59 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,320 And God only knows where that is. 60 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,560 God: I know where that is. 61 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:48,320 VEGETA: You do? 62 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:48,960 TRUNKS: You do!? 63 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,520 Why didn't you tell me!? 64 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,320 BULMA: Because this never came up before! 65 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,720 TRUNKS: No, I meant... in the future-- 66 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:57,520 ...nevermind. How do you know? 67 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,800 BULMA: All scientists know where other scientist's labs are! 68 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,880 Dr. Frappe, Dr. Wheelo... 69 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:02,520 TRUNKS: Who? 70 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:03,420 BULMA: Long story. 71 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:06,480 Last time I checked, Gero had a secret lab right outside North City. 72 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:09,360 VEGETA: Well, then it's time for Round goddamn Two! 73 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:10,780 TRUNKS: Wait! 74 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:13,720 You can't just take off on your own! 75 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,500 VEGETA: *Are you giving me orders*? 76 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,300 TRUNKS: No. I'm trying to help you! 77 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,840 VEGETA: Oh-ho-ho-ho, well, I'm sorry, but... 78 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:22,840 *I don't listen to bastards*. [Damn, that's cold.] 79 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:29,360 PICCOLO: Gohan... 80 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,120 GOHAN: Yeah? 81 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:32,180 PICCOLO: ...You're a good kid. 82 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,500 GOHAN: Oh! Thanks...? [Thanks, Dad.] 83 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,960 TRUNKS: No! We have to stop him! 84 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,500 DAD! Wait! 85 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,020 BULMA: Wait, "Dad"?? 86 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:44,220 PICCOLO: Oh yeah, by the way, that kid's your son. 87 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:46,660 No harm telling you now; damage already done. 88 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,560 BULMA: Oh, wow! He grows up to be a cutie! And... 89 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,620 Oh my God, I solicited my son for sex... [Cue a dozen doujinshi on said "couple"...] 90 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,320 KRILLIN [off-screen]: Hu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [I haven't actually checked, but y'know I'm right] 91 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,260 WHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha-ha-ha! [I haven't actually checked, but y'know I'm right] 92 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,740 WHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha-ha-ha! BULMA: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!? 93 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,340 KRILLIN: Because it's hilarious! 94 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:00,020 PICCOLO: You *just* learned about it. 95 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,380 KRILLIN: And it, is hilarious! 96 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:06,320 PICCOLO: Anyway... Gohan, I think Bulma and the baby need to go home. 97 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:06,920 BULMA: We do? 98 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:07,760 PICCOLO: You do. 99 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:09,940 GOHAN: Well, it would be nice to check in on my Dad... 100 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:11,920 YAJIROBE: Actually, I kinda need a ride, too. 101 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,520 GOHAN: But, I-- 102 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,340 BULMA: ACTUALLY, I'd like you to take me home first. 103 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:16,020 GOHAN: But, you-- 104 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:18,920 PICCOLO: Stop worrying, Gohan. I'm sure Goku's fine. 105 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:23,080 [Holy shit - Goku *really* dislikes grape-flavored medicine...] 106 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:27,260 DR. GERO (ANDROID 20): 'Alright, made a miscalculation!' 107 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:29,860 '...A couple miscalculations.' 108 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:32,600 'Lost an Android, and a hand,' 109 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,060 'and I think my brain case is loose!' 110 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:39,180 'But, there's no way they can follow me, and none of them know where to find my lab--' 111 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:39,680 'huh?!' 112 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:46,600 'That's funny, they're all flying right toward my--' 113 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:49,220 (Says something about a back-door firewall breach.) 114 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:53,280 'No. There's no way they could have secured the location of my secret lab.' 115 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:58,020 'Unless they know a scientist. Like Wheelo, or Frappe. Or any of the Brief--' 116 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,500 *S💩H💩I💩T*!! 117 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:01,500 [Flashforward (alternate timeline)] 118 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:04,860 BULMA: Oh! Your... father, h-uh? 119 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:07,800 TRUNKS: Yeah! You never talk about Dad! What was he like? 120 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:11,320 BULMA: H-he was... a loner? 121 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,520 Had a lot of trouble making friends, very abrasive... 122 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:16,280 TRUNKS: Am I a lot like him? 123 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:19,740 BULMA: ...You have his gender. [Translation: ...No. Thank fuck.] 124 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:20,700 [Flashforward ends] 125 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:27,280 VEGETA: Y'know, if you really wanted to help out, you could stop following me around, and start searching these mountains. 126 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:31,120 TRUNKS: I'm trying to save your life! If you'd just stop and listen to me-- 127 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,520 VEGETA: The hell do you care? 128 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,780 TRUNKS: Oh, come on! We both know I'm your son! 129 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:36,800 VEGETA: And are you as disappointed as I am? 130 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:37,760 [Ouch.] TRUNKS: Grrrh! 131 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,140 PICCOLO: Alright, we've got a lot of ground to cover. 132 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:46,960 KRILLIN: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say... 133 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,000 PICCOLO: We should probably-- 134 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,100 KRILLIN: Here it comes... 135 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,820 PICCOLO: --stick together for safety. 136 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,580 KRILLIN: Oh! Thank our green God on the Lookout--! 137 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:55,980 TIEN: I dunno... probably cover more ground if we split up. 138 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,680 KRILLIN: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! 139 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,240 PICCOLO: Nah, he's got a good point. 140 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,860 KRILLIN: Agh, green goddammit... 141 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,840 Why am I so scared anyway? 142 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:07,920 There's like a sextillion mountains around here. 143 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,520 Chances of me running into him are-- 144 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,320 (Scream) 145 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:10,820 [CARNAGE!] [275 points] 146 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:11,640 [ATOMIC!] [807 points] 147 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,860 [SMOKIN' SICK STYLE!!!] [1896 points] 148 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:17,780 DR. NERO: Five hundred forty thousand to one! Lucky you! 149 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,300 Ta-ta~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 150 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,760 KRILLIN: (Squealing) 151 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,400 [Correction: 32 →] KRILLIN: (Squealing) 152 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,900 DR. GERO: 'Ahh, there's no place like home.' 153 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,660 'And the only person who even got close is currently incapacitat--' 154 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,940 KRILLIN: Hey, guys! I found Dr. Gero! 155 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,280 And his lab! 156 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,180 I found Dr. Gero's lab!! 157 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:41,640 DR. GERO: INCONCEIVABLE! How are you al-- 158 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,500 KRILLIN: Senzu bean. 159 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,400 DR. GERO: ...I don't know what I was expecting. 160 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,820 Please - if you wouldn't mind waiting for a moment, uhh... 161 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:49,820 Tien... 162 00:06:49,820 --> 00:06:51,820 I have something I'd like to show you! 163 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:52,700 KRILLIN: Okay! 164 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:56,000 (Blissful humming before realizing he dun goofed) 165 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,700 Ahh crap, it's the Androids. 166 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,680 DR. GERO: 'I literally can't believe that worked.' 167 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,720 'I also can't believe I may have to resort to Seventeen and Eighteen.' 168 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,980 'I should measure my choices. I can't be too careful with thi--' 169 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,400 KRILLIN [o-s]: Piccolo! Over here! I found Gero's lab! 170 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,240 PICCOLO [o-s]: Rrrragh!! 171 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:13,740 [Thud] 172 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:15,080 AAUGH, MY WRIST!! 173 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,440 DR. GERO: 'Caution to the wind, then!' 174 00:07:30,940 --> 00:07:34,020 "ANDROID" 17 (robotic voice): Hello, Dr. Gero. How are you today? 175 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:36,660 DR. GERO: Well that's... new. I-- 176 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:39,440 17 (natural voice): I'm just messin' with ya, man. What's up, doc? 177 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,960 DR. GERO: Oh, there it is... 178 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,340 Good morning, Android 17. 179 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:47,700 17: Man! According to my database, it's been a while since you last turned us off. 180 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:50,300 DR. GERO: You mean since you tried to destroy me. 181 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:53,360 17: Yeah, doc. And I'm real broken up about that. 182 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:57,840 It's just, every time you talked, all I heard was, "Kill me! Kill me! Kill me!" 183 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,960 Something with my auditory. Think it's gone now, though. 184 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:04,940 DR. GERO: Well, suppose you just needed to be turned off and on again. 185 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,120 17: Hmm. How 'bout that. 186 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:09,060 You gonna wake my sister up, too? 187 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,460 DR. GERO: Indeed. I require both of your assistance. 188 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,780 17: Wow. Must've gotten yourself in some shit~ 189 00:08:15,940 --> 00:08:17,460 TIEN [o-s]: Here. Let me get in on this. 190 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,080 [Thud] 191 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,920 AGH! Now *my* wrist! 192 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:25,540 (a few bars to the CYBERMAN theme) 193 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,560 "ANDROID" 18 (robotic voice): Hello, Dr. Gero. How are-- 194 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:30,640 17: I already did it. 195 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,540 18 (natural voice): Ugh. You dick! We were supposed to do that together! 196 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:35,720 17: I know. But, I couldn't help myself. 197 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,800 18: Whatever. [To Dr. Gero] What do you want? 198 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:42,400 DR. GERO: Well, Son Goku's comrades are *currently knocking at our door*!! 199 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:42,960 [Thud] 200 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,300 PICCOLO [o-s]: AUGH, MY OTHER WRIST! 201 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:46,080 KRILLIN [o-s]: JESUS! Use your shoulder! 202 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:52,060 DR. GERO: After a bit of an... *incident* earlier today, I lost Android 19. And my ar-- 203 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,660 18: Wait a sec... you built another Android? 204 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:59,100 17: Waitwaitwait... was it that *fat clown* thing? I thought that was a joke! 205 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,280 18: Well, clearly it was. It's dead. 206 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,160 DR. GERO: And so are we if you don't-- 207 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,260 17: Whoa, slow down. Are YOU an Android? 208 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,820 Holy shit, you're an Android! How did you even DO that? 209 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,140 DR. GERO: I took my brain out and put it into this body. 210 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,340 18: ...How? [SCIENCE!] 211 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,480 DR. GERO: I-- ...huh. 212 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,900 How DID I do that? ("ANDROID"21 might've had a hand in that.) 213 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,780 TIEN: Agh! Now my shoulder! [Anime logic: These guys can destroy entire cities, yet they can't take care of a door...] 214 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:22,760 KRILLIN: I think it's made of some kind of metal! [Anime logic: These guys can destroy entire cities, yet they can't take care of a door...] 215 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,240 VEGETA [o-s]: So. We havin' a party? 216 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,320 PICCOLO: Must be. 'Cause you're late. 217 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,900 VEGETA: Only because of this brat's constant backchat! 218 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,900 TRUNKS: Because YOU flew 200 miles past North City! 219 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:35,240 VEGETA [o-s]: And I'm about to put my hand 200 miles upside your head! 220 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,840 TRUNKS [o-s]: That doesn't make any sense!! 221 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,180 18: Jesus, they're loud... 222 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:40,100 DR. GERO: Great. And now Vegeta's here! 223 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:44,720 Seventeen! Eighteen! You two are charged with eliminating them! 224 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:49,040 17: Y'know, I'll get right on that. But first, we gotta talk about these trust issues, 225 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:53,680 because I get this strange feeling that after we kill them, you're just gonna turn us off again. 226 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,740 And I don't even know how. 227 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:58,280 DR. GERO: Why... with this remote, of course! 228 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,500 17: Oh...! You mean *this* remote? 229 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:06,180 DR. GERO: Gha! But... y-you see, that's just the decoy remote! [Obvious bullshit is obvious] 230 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:08,940 I wouldn't show you the real thing, hah! 231 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,960 But, uh... I do need that remote back. It was my mother's. [OMG did his arm grow back!!!] 232 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:16,680 17: Oh, don't you worry. I'ma hold onto it *real* tight. 233 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,220 Whoops! 234 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,060 18 [o-s]: Did your hand just malfunction, bro? 235 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,360 17: Think it did, sis! 236 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,580 VEGETA: Enough of this. I'm sick of standing around! 237 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:27,800 TRUNKS: NO! We can't do this without Goku! 238 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,020 VEGETA: WHY? It's a goddamn door! 239 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,100 TRUNKS: That's not what I-- 240 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,320 VEGETA: GAAARGH! 241 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:50,340 ...Alright, so where are the "real" Androids? 242 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:51,400 TRUNKS: That's them... 243 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:57,320 DISAPPOINTED FATHER OF A BASTARD: Wow. You are just the Grand Central Station of disappointment, aren't you? 244 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,400 TRUNKS: How are these people friends with you!? 245 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,140 TIEN: Makin' a lot of assumptions right now. 246 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:05,840 18: Wow. You got a whole hot mess of these guys over here. 247 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,280 DR. GERO: And you NEED TO GET RID OF THEM! 248 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,700 18: I dunno, we might need some help. 249 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,800 Oh, what's this? Your "secret project"? 250 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,000 DR. GERO: No, he's in the base-- 251 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,880 I mean, YES! Very secret! DON'T TOUCH!! 252 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,620 18: Wait a second... did you build a ginger Android? 253 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,620 Man. There's a soul-less machine joke there, but that's beneath me. 254 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:27,660 TRUNKS: Wait, what!? 255 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,980 VEGETA: So, I'm pretty sure that's *three* Androids you've missed? Do I hear four? 256 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:33,020 TRUNKS: 'No, no no no no!' 257 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:37,360 DR. GERO: Do not activate Android 16! He's not properly programmed! 258 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,980 17: Oh, and how many of us are? 259 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,740 "Howdy, folks, I'm Android 13! Look at ma trucker hat!" 260 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:44,420 DR. GERO: I was going through a phase! 261 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:48,120 18: Well, let's say we open him up and get to know our new friend. 262 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:53,500 DR. GERO: Don't you *dare*! I am your master! And you will do what I say! 263 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:58,800 17: I... I'm sorry. Could you repeat that? I think the ear thing's back. 264 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:04,440 DR. GERO: I said - I am your *master*! AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I-- 265 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,500 (Choking / gurgling) 266 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,720 17: Sorry, doc. 267 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,720 DR. GERO: GURAAUGH...! 268 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:11,600 17: Just following orders. 269 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:14,940 KRILLIN: (Whimpering) SENILE OLD GEEZER: So... 270 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:18,240 ...could one of you possibly spare one of those Senzu be--? 271 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,460 ♫ 272 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:28,620 GOHAN: Bulma? Are you sure it's safe to hold the baby like that while we're flying? 273 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,480 BULMA: Well, what do you expect me to do? 274 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,020 GOHAN: Give him to Yajirobe? 275 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,820 BULMA: I'm afraid he'll either drop him, or eat him out of spite. 276 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:38,920 YAJIROBE: I am pissed and hungry. She is right to fear me.