[Whiskers the Wonder Cat reading the above]
[WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness. If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~]
OL' ONE ARM: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
KRILLIN: Holy crap...! Okay, things are looking a bit dicey, but-- OL' ONE ARM: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
TRUNKS: FATHER!
KRILLIN: Okay! Okay, Trunks can handle this! I mean, that sword cut Freeza in ha--
[Nope. They're fucked.]
...*Ohhh no*...!
"ANDROID" 17: Hey, bright eyes!
BRIGHT EYES: Huh?!
F'AAGH! G'WAGH!
KRILLIN: Okay, we need a plan. We need to--
PICCOLO: Raaargh...! TIEN: Raaargh...!
KRILLIN: RUN AWAY! Oh, my God!
17: What did I tell them...?
PICCOLO: D'aargh!
17: So if you can explain to me in one sentence why you thought this was a good idea, I might just let you go.
TIEN: (Choking)
17: Yeah, see, I don't get it either.
HUBRIS GALORE: If you think breaking my arm was enough to defeat me, Android... I'll show you how wrong yo--
GAH! GODdammit, woman, would you let me finish a goddamn senten--
uwah--!
TRUNKS: (Pained grunts) VEGETA: (Pained grunts)
[A.K.A. Royal Super Saiyan bonding]
KRILLIN: See? This shit right here? This is why we don't group up.
I'm just gonna do what we usually do and wait for Goku.
AH-UUH!
I... uh...
Quack...?
[Did you know that string of numbers at the bottom actually means something?]
[It's binary for, "KILL SON GOKU. FEED BIRDS."]
ANDROID 16: Hmm...
(???): (Chirping)
16: Hello, bird. What is your name?
(???): (Chirping) [Toriyama]
16: Toriyama?
TORIYAMA: (Chirping) [I have a pet dinosaur]
16: I would love to see your dinosaur!
TORIYAMA: (Chirping) [I taught it to ride a ball!]
16: It does *what*!?
♫
♫ Cha la! Head cha la! ♫
♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫
♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai! ♫
♫ Sparking! ♫
♫
PICCOLO: Urh, urrgh...
NAIL: 'Hey, uhhh, you okay down there?'
PICCOLO: 'Uh, yeah, what did I miss?'
NAIL: 'Well, both the Saiyans are down,'
NAIL: 'Well, both the Saiyans are down, one of the bald guys is getting choked out'
NAIL: 'Well, both the Saiyans are down, one of the bald guys is getting choked out and the other one is quacking.'
SPACE DUCK [off-screen]: Quack!
PICCOLO: 'Alright. I've got this!'
NAIL: 'Whoa-oh! No you *don't*!'
PICCOLO: 'You wanna bet!?'
NAIL: 'Not really!'
PICCOLO: Raaargh!
PICCOLO: UWRARGH!
PICCOLO [choking]: AAGH...!
NAIL: 'Alright, so what do I win?'
[Nothing; didn't take the bet. :P]
'Hello...?'
VEGETA: Hurrgh...
hurr--ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!
B'aryegh...!
Ughhhh, why do I yell things...?
"ANDROID" 18: 'Ey, so, who's got two broken arms, and is a total bitch?
VEGETA: You stupid bint... you only broke one of my ar--
[As they say, timing is everything. XD] {CRUNCH}
[As they say, timing is everything. XD] TOTAL BITCH: (Squealing)
18: This guy~! TOTAL BITCH: (Squealing)
17: Huh. That's cool; he can turn off the blond.
18: Yeah! And unlike you, he doesn't need a bottle.
17: You're just mad 'cause I wore it better.
18: If, by "wore it better", you mean people kept mistaking you for me.
17 [o-s]: I'm sorry, does that make me girlish, or you manish?
18: Hah, that's hilarious. You talk like he fights.
KRILLIN: Uhm.
'Why do I do things...?'
Okay, now listen. I believe, that if we were to come to blows, I would, uh...
...come up short.
No pun intended.
18: Heh, he's funny.
17: Roll it back, pint sized, we're not gonna fight you. You're about as threatening as a Cocker Spaniel. (Huh. I always pegged being more like a Yorkie.)
COCKER SPANIEL: You bring up a fantastic point! So I shall continue to stand here and do nothing!
18: Sounds good! We're gonna go kill Goku.
KRILLIN: I...! Gh...! Mmrm...!
Rrragh-- dammit, you can't kill Goku!
17: Yeah... Pretty sure we can.
KRILLIN: Okay, but you shouldn't!
16: He makes a fair point.
But I insist we still kill Son Goku, on the grounds that I want to.
17: Well, you heard the man-droid! Hands are tied.
KRILLIN: If... that's your answer, then I... will...
...be forced to stop you!
18: Hehe, that's cute.
You're cute.
Have fun living to *not* fight another day!
INFATUATED AS FUCK: Ahhh... ahhh... 17 [o-s]: The hell was that? You got a thing for dwarves now?
18: What if I do? Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway.
17 [o-s]: Look, if this is about pissing off Mom 'n' Dad, you could just date a black guy.
18: Oh, my God.
17: Oh. Right. They're dead.
18: Oh, my God!
KRILLIN: Wow.
'Oh man, I gotta tell everybody! But first; Dr. Senzu Bean!'
Huh? The hell happened? I had, like, fifteen of these! Oh well, should be enough.
Man, they are NOT gonna believe this!
TIEN: I *don't* believe you.
TRUNKS: I *can't* believe you.
PICCOLO: I don't care.
KRILLIN: Dang it. What about you, Vegeta?
VEGETA: RAGHHHHHH!!!
KRILLIN: See? He believes me...
...and he's *jealous*!
TRUNKS: Damn it, not again!
PICCOLO: Trunks.
TRUNKS: Huh?
PICCOLO: Just give it up.
TRUNKS: Ugh...
Mom said that he was stubborn, but this is just asinine.
PICCOLO: Yeah, but, at least he's not trying to kill us all again.
TRUNKS: He tried to what!?
KRILLIN: Jesus, Future Bulma, what the shit?
TIEN: Not to belabor a point, but we just got crushed. They were way stronger than any of us could've prepared for.
TRUNKS: Yeah. And somehow...
They're even stronger than in my time!
PICCOLO: What!? :o TIEN: Are you kidding?! :o
KRILLIN: Jesus, Future Trunks, what the shit!?
PICCOLO: Fantastic! So even with *two* Super Saiyans...
TIEN: We're all just the north side of useless.
KRILLIN: Well, if Super Saiyans won't cut it...
Then maybe what we need...
...is a Super *Namekian*?
Eh?!
Too bad those don't exist, eh?
Hey, Piccolo... right?
SUPER Namekian!
PISSED: Ghr! Oh my Other Me, shut up!
You can all kiss the greenest part of my ass!
TIEN: There are *greener* parts of his ass? [Why would you ask that?]
TRUNKS: Wait, where is he going?
KRILLIN: Eh, looks like he's flying up to Kami's. Or, whatever else is in that direction; could be a lot of things.
TRUNKS: Wait, so, I'm confused. Is it Kame House, or Kami House?
KRILLIN: No, no, no, listen.
Ka*me* House is the place with the turtle.
NAIL: 'So, uh... gonna tell me what *that* was all about?'
PICCOLO: 'Look, just...'
'...you might be getting a new roommate.'
NAIL: 'Do I have to move the pool table?'
PICCOLO: 'When did you get a--'
'...I almost fell for that.'
[Billard balls cracking]
NAIL: 'Fell for what?'
PICCOLO: 'Ghrrr...'
GILF: (Humming)
Ah?
BULMA: Hi, Mom!
GILF: Oh, Bulma!
If it isn't my beautiful daughter, and my even more beautiful grandson!
Oh, and Gohan!
Long time no see!
And...
Uhm...
I'm not sure I'm familiar.
YAJIROBE: I am Yajirobe, and I am here for your pantry.
GILF: I see!
Honey! We have a food stamper!
DR. BRIEFS [o-s]: Tell him I have a gun because I pay *taxes*!
YAJIROBE: Challenge accepted!
GILF: So, Gohan! Would you like to come in for some cake and tea?
And those little hard candies no one ever actually eats?
GOHAN: No, I kinda have to go make sure my Dad's not dead.
GILF: Okay, well you have fun!
BULMA: Hey Mom, why do you never seem to age?
GILF: Ahaha! Oh, your father won't let me! [What's his secret?!]
KORIN: Hey, Piccolo, have you seen Yajirobe? He hasn't called or TEX-teeed!
Oh, ah, dammit!
PICCOLO: Hey, Mr. Popo.
MR. POPO: Hello, young Kami!
KAMI: Ah, hello, Piccolo. Good to see you again.
PICCOLO: Cut the crap, Kami! You know what I'm here for!
KAMI: Well, that didn't last long...
MR. POPO: All these squares make a circle...
[#2] All these squares make a circle...
[#3] All these squares make a circle...
PICCOLO: Okay, what's up with him?
[#4] All these squares make a circle... KAMI: Don't mind him; he just got through dropping a gallon of LSD.
[#5] All these squares make a circle... KAMI: Don't mind him; he just got through dropping a gallon of LSD.
[#5] All these squares make a circle... PICCOLO: A gallon?! :o
[#6] All these squares make a circle... PICCOLO: A gallon?! :o
[#6] All these squares make a circle... KAMI: A literal *gallon*.
[#7] All these squares make a circle... Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from.
[#8] All these squares make a circle... Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from.
[#8] All these squares make a circle... He never leaves the--
MR. POPO: Kami! I need you to tell me... that I can leave the Lookout if I want to!
KAMI: Mr. Popo, you may leave the Lookout if yo--
MR. POPO: BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
All these squares make a circle...
[#2] All these squares make a circle... KAMI: Quite. As you were saying?
[#3] All these squares make a circle... PICCOLO: I'm here for your body.
[#3] All these squares make a circle... NAIL: 'Heh, could at least take 'im out to dinner first!'
[#4] All these squares make a circle... NAIL: 'Heh, could at least take 'im out to dinner first!'
[#5] All these squares make a circle... PICCOLO: 'First; we don't eat. Second; shut up.'
[#6] All these squares make a circle... KAMI: And what makes you think that I'm just going to give it up that easy?
[#7] All these squares make a circle... KAMI: And what makes you think that I'm just going to give it up that easy?
[#7] All these squares make a circle... PICCOLO: Because if you were half the guardian of this dirt ball that you should be,
[#8] All these squares make a circle... PICCOLO: Because if you were half the guardian of this dirt ball that you should be,
[#9] All these squares make a circle... PICCOLO: Because if you were half the guardian of this dirt ball that you should be,
[#9] All these squares make a circle... then you'd know that we don't have any time to waste!
KAMI: It is true.
A great evil has risen.
Unlike anything this planet has ever seen before...
PICCOLO: Then you know what I'm talking about! You know exactly how dangerous these Androids are!
NAIL: 'Am I the only one who just noticed a huge tone shift here...?' [Yep.]
KAMI: The Androids are a threat, yes...
But they are paltry to what I fear comes next.
♫
[Eerie, distorted laughter]
MR. POPO: Well, that's f*cking ominous!
♫
[Phone ringing]
KORIN: Hello?
YAJIROBE: Hey, Korin.
KORIN: Oh, my God!
Where are you!? Where have you been!? Why haven't you called!?
YAJIROBE: I'm at Bulma's place!
And I haven't called because my cell phone has been destroyed.
KORIN: What happened to your cell phone!?
YAJIROBE: It was blown up with the car.
KORIN: What happened to the Pussy Wagon!?
YAJIROBE: It was BLOWN UP!
KORIN: BY WHO!?
YAJIROBE: BY DR. GERO!
KORIN: WHO THE HELL IS DOCTOR GERO!?
YAJIROBE: I dunno, some scientist!?
KORIN: Well, did you get his information?
YAJIROBE: Well, he didn't exactly hit me with a car, okay?
KORIN: Jesus CHRIST!
Look, alright, just come home!
YAJIROBE: You're mad.
KORIN: I'm not mad, I'm just concerned.
Now come home!
YAJIROBE: Yeah, I need ya to pick me up.
KORIN: (Exasperated sigh)
I'll see what I can do...
YAJIROBE: I love you.
KORIN: I love you too.