1 00:00:00,260 --> 00:00:02,240 [Disclaimer read by Gohan] 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:11,460 [WARNING: These subtitles contain added awesomeness. If you want the clean captions, please select the English option. Ta-ta~] 3 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:20,300 GOKU: Alrighty Gohan, I hope you got plenty of sleep, 'cause today, we're gonna do some *special* training! 4 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:25,460 GOHAN: This is going to be utterly terrifying or completely silly, isn't it? There is no in-between with you. [Could be both.] 5 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:32,300 GOKU: Naaaw, we're just gonna focus on a little bit of basic combat training that Piccolo told me you've been struggling with. [This isn't gonna end well.] 6 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:33,680 GOHAN: No, you aren't...! [Yes, he is...] 7 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,740 GOKU: Today, I'ma teach you... 8 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:36,900 HOW TO DODGE! 9 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,500 GOHAN: I *really* don't think you-- 10 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,360 GOKU: YAAAAAAAAAHH!! [Why didn't you DOOOODGE?!] 11 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:39,920 GOHAN: HUEH! [Why didn't you DOOOODGE?!] 12 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:44,060 GOKU: NOW, this is gonna be a Super Saiyan blast! 13 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:48,620 As a non-Super Saiyan, you have no option but TO DODGE IT! 14 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:50,100 GOHAN: Dad, you really need to listen--! 15 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:55,580 GOKU: Because if you don't dodge this, you'll almost certainly, probably, definitely die! [Father of the Year, this one.] 16 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:56,980 GOHAN [terrified]: DAD, I'M SERIOUS!! 17 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:59,960 Father of the year: Reaaady? Aaaaaaaand...! 18 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,180 PAVLOV'S BITCH: 'Damn you, Pavlov...' 19 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:03,620 GOKU: HAAAAAAAAAAAH! 20 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:04,120 GOHAN: Huuh... 21 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:07,780 ...huh... ggh... uhh... 22 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:09,360 ...hugggh...! 23 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,180 [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 24 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:11,760 'Mr. Piccolo!' [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 25 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,080 'Krillin!' [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] [Why would you want *his* help?] 26 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,160 'Anyone?!' [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 27 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:16,320 'No...' 28 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,500 '...nobody is here to save me this time...' 29 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,520 '...to save me like always...' [A character moment in an abridged series? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!] 30 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,280 [A character moment in an abridged series? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!] 31 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,780 '...I can't run from this...' 32 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:28,800 '...I can't dodge this...' [♫can't dodge this turururu turu turu can't dodge this♫] 33 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,760 '...but if I can't dodge...' 34 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,620 '...IF I CAN'T DODGE...' 35 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:38,280 '...THEN...!' 36 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,860 UUUUGGHAAAAAAAAAAHH!! 37 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:42,860 GOKU: Whoa! 38 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:45,940 {BOOOM} 39 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,580 EEEEEEE!! 40 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:52,820 [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 41 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:58,120 Well, look at you! And for a moment there, I thought you were *actually* gonna dodge. [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 42 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,020 Good thing that was only half strength, or... [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 43 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,700 [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 44 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:05,520 Yeah, the first time is pretty intense... [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 45 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,980 *My* first time was with Freezer, and *boy*, was that rough! [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] [HELP YOUR SON, YOU IDIOT!] 46 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:12,560 [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 47 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,140 ...So who wants a haircut~? [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] [THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY HELP!] 48 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:15,760 [Gohan continues to grunt in exertion] 49 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,680 [♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫] 50 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,680 ♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫ 51 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,820 ♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ (With a smile that’s Ultra-Z) 52 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:28,160 ♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫ (Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~) 53 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,160 ♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫ 54 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,360 [Refreshing sound after drinking HETAP] 55 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:45,880 TRUNKS: (Gasp) 56 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:47,180 VEGETA: (Grunt of approval) 57 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:49,520 KRILLIN: (Holding back tears and urine angrily) 58 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,820 [necessary crotch shot] 59 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,440 PERFECT CELL: So, who's first? 60 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:56,720 KRILLIN: GIVE HER BACK! 61 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,280 [Holy crap, Krillin actually used a Kie--] 62 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,480 [ehhh, never mind...] 63 00:02:59,480 --> 00:02:59,980 (Gasp) [You are soo f**ked] 64 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,340 [Ominous music] 65 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:01,840 Uh! 66 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,820 PER. CELL: Ah... 67 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:06,020 a volunteer. 68 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:07,520 KRILLIN: UGHH! [Called it] 69 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,600 {DING} 70 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,680 TRUNKS: Krillin! Are you OK?! 71 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,520 KRILLIN: (High pitch wheezing) [I think that means no.] 72 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:16,260 TRUNKS: Do you need a Senzu bean?! 73 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:18,520 KRILLIN: (Continues wheezing) [...I think that means he wants a booty call?] 74 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,360 TRUNKS: You're right; that is a stupid question. 75 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:26,420 PER. CELL: Hey! 76 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:27,620 ANDROID 16: Hello. 77 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,220 PER. CELL: So, are we cool? 78 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:30,780 16: You ate my family! 79 00:03:30,780 --> 00:03:34,080 PER. CELL: Hey, don't lose your head! They were my family too. [Incest?] [Why would you foreshadow that?!} 80 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:40,000 VEGETA: So ya broke the bald one's neck. BRAAA-VO! I hope you're not *too* proud of yourself. 81 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:45,360 PER. CELL: Oh, Prince. I am proud. Not of that, no... but of you. 82 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:50,800 It takes a big man - not necessarily a tall one - to do what you did. 83 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,320 Sticking to your guns and just *throwing* everyone's lives away! 84 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:57,200 And for that, I tip my... 85 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:01,260 Huh... what *is* that on my head? Would you call it a crown? [Horns?] 86 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:02,780 Sixteen, would you call this a crown? 87 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:03,900 16: I hate you. 88 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,140 PER. CELL: We'll call it a crown. 89 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,660 KRILLIN: (Gasping for breath) 90 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,580 TRUNKS: Oh good, the Senzu worked. KRILLIN: (Gasping for breath) 91 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:11,240 TRUNKS: You know, it's too bad you don't have Saiyan biology; KRILLIN: (Gasping for breath) 92 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,420 TRUNKS: at this point you'd probably be unstoppable. KRILLIN: (Panting) 93 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,580 KRILLIN: I know, right?! Also, Vegeta's gonna die. 94 00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:17,960 TRUNKS: What? How do you-- 95 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:23,400 KRILLIN: Trunks, do you have *any* idea how many times I've been hit by someone stronger than me since I became an adult? 96 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,480 TRUNKS: How would I know that? 97 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:29,820 KRILLIN: Every time! Barring your mother and Chi-Chi, literally. Every. Time! 98 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:30,780 TRUNKS: And? 99 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:34,020 KRILLIN: And I know when someone's holding back... 100 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,000 KRILLIN: And I know when someone's holding back... *Trunks*. 101 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,880 TRUNKS: OK, I can explain. 102 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,180 KRILLIN: I don't think you can. 103 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:41,120 VEGETA: All right, "Perfect" Cell... 104 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,940 PER. CELL: Mmh, love the ring to that... [Eh...] 105 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:46,560 VEGETA: I'm going to enjoy wearing down the knuckles on these gloves. 106 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,700 PER. CELL: OK, I know that wasn't supposed to sound sexual, but-- [He should hear their dialogues more often.] 107 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:54,900 VEGETA: Now if you don't mind, it's time to turn your little coming out party into a funeral. 108 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:56,220 PER. CELL: Aaand time's up. 109 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:57,380 Prine: Uh...? PER. CELL: Prince, while there's absolutely nothing I'd rather do than stand here 110 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,700 PER. CELL: Prince, while there's absolutely nothing I'd rather do than stand here 111 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,800 PER. CELL: and listen to you bluster at me 'til the heat death of the universe... 112 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,860 VEGETA [annoyed]: Hmmmummm! PER. CELL: and listen to you bluster at me 'til the heat death of the universe... 113 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:07,320 I literally have a million better things to do. So here's the deal: 114 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,440 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 115 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,440 VEGETA: Oh, is that righ-- 116 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,020 PER. CELL: Now hold on, you might have misheard me. 117 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,120 VEGETA: Hmph. PER. CELL: Not "half as hard", not some arbitrary percentage... 118 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,900 PER. CELL: Not "half as hard", not some arbitrary percentage... 119 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,740 I want you. 120 00:05:18,740 --> 00:05:20,240 I want you. To hit me. 121 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,720 I want you. To hit me. As hard. 122 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:22,340 I want you. To hit me. As hard. As. 123 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:22,900 I want you. To hit me. As hard. As. You. 124 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:23,820 I want you. To hit me. As hard. As. You. Can! 125 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:25,440 VEGETA: And if I don't play along? 126 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,300 TROLL: Well, then I guess your father was right about you-- 127 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:28,240 TROLLED: RAAAAAARGH! 128 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,360 VEGETA: Ugh! Uhh! PER. CELL: Ooooo, consider that nerve *touched*! 129 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,160 PER. CELL: Ooooo, consider that nerve *touched*! 130 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,060 VEGETA: Wha--?! 131 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,200 Ugh? How?! 132 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:40,080 PER. CELL: Because, Prince... like a soon-to-be-broken man once said: [But which will break first? His spirit... or his body?] 133 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,440 VEGETA: Haaahhaahh...! PER. CELL: "You're either perfect, 134 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:43,160 PER. CELL: "or you're *not me*." 135 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:44,200 VEGETA: Ugh! 136 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,320 VEGETA: Ugh! WAAAAAAUGH! 137 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,360 VEGETA: Ugh! WAAAAAAUGH! UGHH! 138 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,120 VEGETA: Ugh! WAAAAAAUGH! UGHH! AUGH! 139 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,560 VEGETA: Ugh! WAAAAAAUGH! UGHH! AUGH! ERGH! ERGH! AAGH! 140 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,280 Grr-urh...! 141 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,320 I'm OK...! 142 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,820 I'm OK...! I'ma... 143 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,520 I'm OK...! I'ma... I'mmaah... 144 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,840 I'm OK...! I'ma... I'mmaah... ffuuuuuuuu-- [Looks like body first] 145 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,240 {SPLASH} 146 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,020 KRILLIN: You've been holding back this entire time! 147 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:01,560 TRUNKS: OK, you're right! 148 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:05,320 When I was training in the Time Chamber, I found a way to surpass my father. 149 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,720 But he doesn't know! And if he found out... 150 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:13,580 KRILLIN: Then he'd be *mad* at you?! Listen, I like the guy, but his default emotion is "angry"! [Only because you guys make it so.] 151 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:17,100 TRUNKS: It's more than anger, it's pride! It would shatter him! 152 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,480 KRILLIN: And because of that, Eighteen HAD TO DIE?! 153 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,300 TRUNKS: What does it matter?! That was your plan the entire... 154 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:24,740 ...oh. 155 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:26,680 Shit. 156 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,740 Wait, where is my father? 157 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:34,360 VEGETA: (Gasp), Haaaah, haah... (Pant) 158 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,240 PER. CELL: See, Prince, that's what you get for not listening. 159 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:40,960 Prince: (Panting) PER. CELL: But, since I know you have trouble following directions, 160 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,520 VEGETA: (Panting) PER. CELL: I'm gonna give you one last chance. 161 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,020 You. 162 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:46,120 You. Me. 163 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:46,960 You. Me. Hard as you can. 164 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:48,760 Are we clear? 165 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:50,720 VEGETA: *Crystal*. 166 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:55,980 KRILLIN: Maybe you should tell him before he does something completely reckless. [Too late.] 167 00:06:55,980 --> 00:07:01,340 TRUNKS: There is literally nothing left that he could do to make this situation worse. Save blowing up the *planet*. [Did no one tell him Vegeta already tried that once?] 168 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:04,880 VEGETA: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 169 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,760 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! 170 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:09,540 TRUNKS: He is going to blow up the planet (!) [Big fucking surprise.] 171 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:10,620 KRILLIN: BUT I LIVE HERE! [Nobody cares krillin] 172 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:13,380 [Dramatic music; Vegeta straining] 173 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:29,320 PER. CELL: Hoho, that's much better! I can actually *feel* that. 174 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:33,580 VEGETA: In mere moments, all you'll be feeling... IS OBLIVION!! 175 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:38,360 PER. CELL: That, or disappointment. Go ahead... flip that coin. 176 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:39,860 VEGETA: Raarrgh! 177 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:44,420 TRUNKS: FATHER! Your pride isn't worth destroying the *planet*! Come on! [You realize who you're trying to talk down, right?] 178 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,620 KRILLIN: Waayy past the bargaining stage here... 179 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,340 VEGETA: FINAALL FLAAAASH!!! 180 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,380 PER. CELL: Aw, how cute, he named it-- 181 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:55,400 PER. CELL: Aw, how cute, he named it--OH SHIT! 182 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,400 {BOOOM} [Inspirational music] 183 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:08,400 [And then that beam blows up the Big Gete Star.] 184 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:10,920 [Rumbling] 185 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,480 KRILLIN: Ah, cool. He missed the planet. 186 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:19,280 TRUNKS: Thank God, he's not completely insane. "Completely" being the operative word. 187 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,920 VEGETA: Hahh... hahh... *hard enough for you*? 188 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:30,000 PER. CELL: (Gasping and groaning) 189 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,720 KRILLIN: Bonus! It actually did something. 190 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:36,560 TRUNKS: See? Everything worked out. I mean, he's not dead but, it's a start. 191 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:37,660 PER. CELL: (Gasping and groaning) 192 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:39,600 VEGETA: (Malicious laughter) 193 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,900 PER. CELL: You... you think this is funny? VEGETA: (Malicious laughter) 194 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,700 VEGETA: (Signature evil laughter) 195 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,680 PER. CELL: You think this is funnyyyyy?!? VEGETA: (Signature evil laughter) 196 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,360 VEGETA: (Signature evil laughter) 197 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,580 PER. CELL: It's not.. as funny... VEGETA: (Signature evil laughter) 198 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:53,020 PER. CELL: ...as your face. VEGETA: (Signature evil laughter) 199 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:53,520 VEGETA: (Stops laughing) 200 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:54,240 {SPLORCH} 201 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,000 Huwoh...! 202 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,740 [Welp... he's fucked.] 203 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:57,660 Hu-ohh...! 204 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,000 TRUNKS: HOLY... 205 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 KRILLIN: ...SHIT! 206 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:04,100 PER. CELL: You know, it might sound weird, but I kinda liked the old arm better. 207 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,740 Oh well. I'll just have to brrreak it in! 208 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,100 VEGETA: (Screaming) 209 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:13,880 WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!? 210 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,440 PER. CELL: Prince... has this *ever* worked? 211 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:16,940 VEGETA: (Shocked grunt) 212 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:18,540 Waaagh-waah-ck! 213 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:20,820 PER. CELL: Don't need to answer that. 214 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,660 KRILLIN: OK Trunks, you're out of excuses now. He's gonna kill your Dad. 215 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:27,980 TRUNKS: Y-you don't know that... he could just knock him unconscious, and then I'll-- 216 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,980 KRILLIN: WE DON'T HAVE DRAGON BALLS, TRUNKS! 217 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,680 PER. CELL: Some advice, Prince... for the future: 218 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,980 Next time, why don't you remember your place like the rest of them... 219 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,240 And wait for Goku? [Perfect Cell uses "Goku Button"] 220 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:43,260 [Its Perfect effective] 221 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,520 {CRUNCH} VEGETA [echo]: DORRAAGH!! [Cell follows the Bane school of breaking people.] 222 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,080 VEGETA [echo]: DORRAAGH!! [Cell follows the Bane school of breaking people.] 223 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,620 [Cell follows the Bane school of breaking people.] 224 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,600 {BOOM} 225 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,560 PER. CELL: K.O.! 226 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,080 I win~ 227 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,380 Perfect. 228 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:02,720 Hm? 229 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,520 TRUNKS [distant]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...! 230 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,500 PER. CELL: Oh. TRUNKS [distant]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...! 231 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,520 TRUNKS [distant]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...! 232 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,020 PER. CELL: Here comes a new challenger... TRUNKS [distant]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...! 233 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:10,980 TRUNKS [distant]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...! 234 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,920 [♫ Closing theme (DBZ intermission) ♫] 235 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:19,800 GOKU: ♪ I like food 'cause it is yummy ♪ 236 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,580 ♪ I will put this in my tummy... ♪ 237 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,320 GOHAN: Huh? GOKU: Gohan! 238 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,140 GOKU: Grub's up! 239 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:34,360 Now I mighta gotten a liittle ahead of myself and already finished. 240 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,280 But, I made sure to save you this. 241 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,920 So cook 'er up, son! 242 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:39,840 GOHAN: Hii-yah! 243 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:46,740 GOKU: Mmm, *yeah*! Charred meat with no seasoning. Just how Grandpa used to mak-- 244 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:47,700 {FWOOOM} 245 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:53,680 Gohan~, what did I tell you about controlling your power level? 246 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:56,820 GOHAN: Well I'm sorry Dad, I'm just not used to my new strength yet. 247 00:10:56,820 --> 00:11:04,440 GOKU: No excuses Gohan. You have to eat. And just because the fridge *magically* restocks, doesn't mean we can waste valuable food. 248 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,800 GOHAN: Uh, Dad? I think your hair is on fir-- 249 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,880 GOKU: Don't change the subject, Gohan. 250 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,240 {FWOOM} 251 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,000 (Sniff sniff)... Who's cooking pork? [Who wants Barbecued monkey?] 252 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:17,020 WAAAAAH! GOHAN: Dad, hold still! 253 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:20,160 [Goku continues to wail] Uh, geez, uh... listen, I gotta make this quick. 254 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:27,440 If you enjoyed this episode, please like and subscribe. And if you wanna see other content from Team Four Star, check out their gaming channel. 255 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,580 GOKU: THE FIRE'S SPREAD TO MY GLOVES! 256 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,720 GOHAN: Oh no... uh... eh, 257 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:42,980 check out TFS plays Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 4, and uh, oh and Guns of Icarus, where TFS and the Super Best Friends go up against Normal Boots, including JonTron. 258 00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:44,920 GOKU: WHY DID I BLOW UP THE TUB?! 259 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,040 GOHAN: STOP, DROP AND ROLL DAD! 260 00:11:47,340 --> 00:12:00,240 Oh, they have a patreon too! Donate there to support the team! And, um, uh Shark Robot! Uh, shirts! I helped make a shirt commercial once ya know. I'm, ah-ha, kind of a voice actor... 261 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,480 GOKU: OK, good news Gohan, I put out the fire... 262 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,880 GOHAN: Oh, thank goodness. 263 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,600 GOKU: Bad news is, I set the door on fire. 264 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,860 GOHAN: Dad, NO!