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[Disclaimer read by Desperate Journalist]

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[Welcome to community joke hell. Sit back, relax, and please realize none of this bonus commentary is official in any way. You're welcome.]

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JIMMY FIRECRACKER: Ladies and gentlemen at home...

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Mr. Satan... *our champion*...

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*IS DEAD*!!
[Oh wow, who saw that coming?]

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[Doesn't this make Videl a legit orphan like Cell said last episode ?]

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[Crime noises and scenes from King Piccolo saga]
[Well that escalated quickly]

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[OMG IS THAT PLANET THAILAND ?]

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[HOW DARE YOU BREAK PLANET THAILAND !!!]

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POLICEMAN [via loudspeaker]: Please go back
to your homes, and stay there peacefully!
[Ben has a voice that even Cell thinks is perfect]

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VEGETA [off-screen]: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[That's my new ringtone for my ex.]

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MR. SATAN: What happened...?
[Oh god, he's still alive..]

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Did I kill him...?
[HAHAHAHA, you wish.]

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Did my punch destroy the ring?!
[Not even if Dende blessed you to do so]

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...Is this MY blood?
[In literally every dream you have- yes]

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GOKU: Oh good, he's alive!
[WHAT PART OF THAT IS GOOD !!?]

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VEGETA: One thing... I wanted ONE THING today! [YOU, What about the rest of us.]

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PICCOLO: What about killing Cell?
[What 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 it?]

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VEGETA: Would you believe me if I said this was more important? [Don't we all want him to die?]

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TIEN: I'd be shocked otherwise.
[Literally every viewer]

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MR. SATAN: [Drooling like the dumbass that he is]

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JF: Mr. Satan...!
[Translation: Oh shit, he didn't die?]

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D-did you die?
[Yeah pretty sure his heart stopped . . . twice]

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If so, you have officially beaten Jesus' respawn time!
[A respawn time of about three days.]

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Can you tell us what happened out there!? [Give him a minute he has a "stomach ache"]

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MR. SATAN: Magnets...
[Maggy?]

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JF: How does that work? [It doesn't]

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MR. SATAN: They put magnets under the ring; the tiles, and uhh...
[Who the f*ck would buy this ?]

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when I went for my punch, I must've--they must've turned it on,
[Yeah no, no way anyone will buy into this]

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and I went flyin' cuz of all the iron in my blood, cuz I eat muh spinach.
[wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey] [Insert Popeye The Sailor Man quote here]

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[What kind of dumbass would take that at face-val--]

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BYSTANDER: That makes sense!
[oh, right. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 dumbass.]
[*CoughShutupGrantcough*]

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[♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫]

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♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫

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Comment #CellGames for a chance to meet cell.... 
𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔

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♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫
(With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)

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♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫
(Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~) 
[who writes these lyrics?]

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♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫

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MR. PERFECT CELL: Alright, now that the back
of my hand is all warmed up, who's first?
[Who do you *think*? Goku's hot asian wife?]

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GOKU: Guys, don't freak out.
[Bitch, the entire world just threw a hissy fit, a little too late for that!]

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Mr. Satan may have lost, but you've got
*another* World Champion right here!

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TIEN: Technically, we have two.
[Three, actually. Then again, the old geezer is...
well... just an old geezer these days.]

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GOKU: Yeah, but I beat you, so does it still count?
[Gonna rub that in some more?]

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TIEN: Of course it does!

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VEGETA: DOES it though, Triclops? [he kinda has a point...goku not vegeta]

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TRICLOPS: And how many tournaments have *you* won?[do arlean executions count.]

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VEGETA: I dunno; how many PLANETS have you blown up?

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TIEN: None. [yet...]

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How many Gokus have you beaten?
[Technically one, but the Prince doesn't count that pre-Freeza battle.]

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GOKU: Can I fight now?
[Itchin'?]

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VEGETA [o-s]: YES!
TIEN [o-s]: YES.

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MR. PER. CELL: Getting right down to it, are we?
[Just like Goku's hot Asian wife.]

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A bit out-of-character.
[Eh, we-- I mean-- he's been waiting a year and seven days.]

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Shan't you send in your entourage, one after the other,
so as I may leave *you* for our Grand Finale?

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GOKU: Well, I mean,  I already waited a week,
so I 𝒈𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒔 I could wait a couple more minutes--

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MR. PER. CELL: NO, NO NO, this is good!
[Cell scared?] [Awe , Cell can't wait to get his jaw line fisted by Goku.]

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Called my bluff.
[So you're perfect but you'd suck ass at poker ... noted]

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No, I'm more than happy to skip the hors-d'oeuvres
and dive straight into the main course!
[Where's that muffin button when you need it !?]

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GOKU: Now you're speaking my language.
[AKA Foodium]

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JF: Ladies and gentlemen! [and Piccolo (he's dickless and reproduces asexually)]

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This hillbilly orangutan has entered the ring! Set to take on Mr. Perfect Cell!

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MR. SATAN: I would advise all parents to
remove their children from the room immediately!
[As long as they changed the rating to TV-MA]
[Fighter discretion is advised- this mean's you Vegeta]

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And to tune back in when I, MR. SATAN,
[Didn't you lose? Like, you got ringed out..]
{Correct. Can't go back in now; that's not how the rules work, Jackass!}

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Get back in that ring, and show that trickster what-for!
[Where's Dende when ya' need him?]
{THAT'S NOT HOW THE RULES WORK, JACKASS...AND DON'T SAY YOU HAVE MONEY} (I mean we could ask whis to get you a rematch)

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Right after I shake off this concussion.
[And drink my HETAP]

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And also stretch.
[And drink my HETAP]

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Stretching is important, kids.
[So is HETAP]
{I'll kill you for that HETAP} (I'll fuck your hot asian wife)

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GHh-h...!

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MR. PER. CELL: *Holy crap*, Prince, do you feel that!?
[Krillin: I TASTE THAT]

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PRINCE: F**k off!

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MR. PER. CELL: And he didn't even have to
pump up, like some roiding, angsty child!

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ROIDING, ANGSTY CHILD: Hurrghh...!

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MR. PER. CELL: Well, Goku, now that you've shown me yours...

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let me show you mine( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) .
[Oh my~] [Shut up, Takei!]

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GOKU: Yeah, whip out your power, cell!
[Is that what they call it these days?]

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Let me feel it!
[OH MY~]

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MR. PER. CELL: Oohoooh! Now you're speaking MY language!
[AKA Inuendium]

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JF [o-s]: Mr. Satan, they are engulfed in FLAMES!
[So Saiyans blaze and vampires sparkle. Interesting.]

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DUMBASS IN DENIAL: Fire-retardant clothes, obviously!
[You mean the same retardant used in your head?]

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And their bodies are covered in a thin, protective gel!
[I pray he doesn't mean what I think he means...]

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Just like our stuntman, Morgan, from Skygina II.
[Yup, he meant what I thought and more.]

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God rest his soul!
[Pretty sure Beerus has no mercy.] {The Kai's probably already hate him to}

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JF [o-s]: What happened to him?!
[Lemme guess, HIV?]

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MR. SATAN [o-s]: AIDS.
[ . . . close enough. . .probably got it from Mr. Satan]

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JF [o-s]: Always wear a rubber, kids!

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MR. SATAN [o-s]: And don't share needles.
{And drink HETAP.}

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[Now I know! And knowing is half the battle!]

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MR. PER. CELL: So, you gonna take a swing?
[I mean, you both look like swingers to me #Dadjokes]

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Or you just gonna stand there, staring into my eyes?
[They are quite nice..]

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GOKU: Hrm? What was that?
[Did his hair grow?]

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I was busy staring into your eyes...
[King Kai is probably fighting with George Takei]

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MR. PER. CELL: Oh, you beautiful golden monkey, just fist me already!
[Mmm]

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[Cell gets more action with Goku in this
sequence than Chi-Chi does in a month.]

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[Goten's conception aside, anyway.]

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KRILLIN: By the way, Trunks, wasn't your hair, like, shorter yesterday?

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Yeah. I decided I liked it longer.
[They can grow it over a day?]

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KRILLIN: Neat.

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MR. PER. CELL: lyrics from barenaked ladies one week

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[I SEE DEAD PEOPLE]

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Wait, so the after-image can't move, h-how do you even-

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[I call hax!]

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YAMCHA: Guys, he ringed Cell out!

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[Good call, Yamcha. :P]

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Oh.

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KRILLIN: ...You just forgot we can fly, didn't you?
[Didn't Krillin do the exact same thing during his fight with Chiaoutzu?]

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YAMCHA: No, but... [Also Piccolo, but we don't bash on him.]

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I just have hope, okay?

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Is that so wrong?
[in THIS day and age...yes]

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TIEN: The fact that you have *any* hope left
in your life is your most admirable quality. [Vegeta : That's a lot coming from the triclops]

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YAMCHA: Huh... thanks, man.
[Kami dammit, Yamcha...]

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MR. PER. CELL: Yamcha, for the love of Kami, don't thank him!
[Yup, still butthurt about the Kikoho spamming...]
{That aside, still objectively treats Yamcha better than...hell, everyone.}

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And as for you...

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Clever little move there. [Did his face change ?]

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But would you *truly* have been satisfied with a ring-out?

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GOKU: Well yeah; it's how I beat Piccolo. [Kami & Nail : DAYUM]

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And Tenshinhan. [Is that Vegeta I hear laughing in the background ?]

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And my wife!
{Oh no.}

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JF: My God... [Firecracker looks like an animated Hitler in this frame]

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this hillbilly orangutan *beats* his wife!
[Quite the opposite when she's aroused.]

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WIFE-BEATER: It really wasn't much of a fight...
{Goku, stop.}

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One hit, and she just went down.
{Seriously? Just stop talking.}
[Actually, it was just a targeted shockwave.]

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Then we got married, I put a baby in her,
{GOKU}

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and now she just stays at home,
cooks my dinner, and raises our kid!
{...}

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CHI-CHI: Y'know... when he puts it that way...
[That's so true?]

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CROWD: (Jeering and booing)

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CROWD: (Jeering and booing)
BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! [Supressed Southerners in the background : HORSESHIT ! HORSESHIT !]

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GOHAN: Suddenly *really* happy I don't go to public school. [you will be soon. prepare thy anus]

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MR. PER. CELL: Fair enough, Goku - this is a test of skill as well as power.

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But if you're looking for a ring-out...

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you'll have to try a little bit *harder than that*
[Oh, myyyyyy.]

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GOKU: Oh, don't worry, Cell.

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I'll show you just how HARD I can get...!
[OH MY!~]

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MR. PER. CELL: Well, if we're going to get freaky,
then perhaps we can make this... [ Freaky as in Chi Chi freaky or as in a green giant bug man ?]

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A menage a moi?
[I.E. solo relief ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

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GOKU: G-Gohan, wha-what was that?

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GOHAN: It's French, Dad.

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Specifically, "My household".
But it's really, awkwardly--

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CELL 1: NNNEEEERD!
CELL 2: NNNEEEERD!
CELL 3: NNNEEEERD!
CELL 4: NNNEEEERD!
[I can see Gohan's Real Dad (Piccolo) in Cell now!]

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CELL 1: But speaking of academics,

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CELL 2: it's time to take you, Goku,

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CELL 3: to Perfect University.
[WHERE DO I ENROLL !?]

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CELL 4: We'd say, "Take you to school",

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but I think we're beyond the basics. [you definitely are. goku...is goku]

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GOKU: Doesn't that make it... P.U.?

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CELL 1: And we love that you got that.
CELL 2: And we love that you got that.
CELL 3: And we love that you got that.
CELL 4: And we love that you got that.

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[Cue "We are number one but its perfect (instrumental)"]

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[Fisting abound]

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[We are Perfect Cell!] (This song is less cancerous now that it's mixed with something amazing)

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[We are Perfect Cell!]

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[FINALLY A FIGHT SEQUENCE WORTH DANCING TO]

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[Who would've thought that something this awesome would be in the abrigded series?]

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[we are perfect cell]

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TIEN: This has got to be for shits and/or giggles.
[So like Yamcha's life ?]

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The Multi-Form technique basically
halves your power level with each copy.
[If Raditz used It, it would create two Yamchas!]

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GOHAN'S DAD: Yeah. But at least we can follow the action a little better now.
[Why are they sideways?]

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GOHAN: Wait, were you having trouble?
[Especially with just the two of them..]

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GOHAN'S DAD: Yeah...?

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GOHAN: Well then, you're gonna have a
*lot more* when they start getting serious.
[They're not now?]

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RACIST DOUCHEBAG: Wow. Saiyans; am I right?

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Erh... yeah?

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CONFEDERATE SKINHEAD: ...Aw shit, was that racist?
[Speciesist?] {In technical terms, yes.}

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JF: Mr. Satan,

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can you explain this malicious mutant's multiplication!?

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DUMBASS IN DENIAL (still) : Well, Jimmy... y'ever heard of mirrors?           [ maybe?! Can you define it? ]

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JF: I believe I have.

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MR. SATAN: Well there you go.[Bullshit answer is Bullshit]

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[Your bullshit stop telling people bullshit]

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[your bullshit stop telling people bullshit not like they could actually-]

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[same]BYSTANDER: That 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 makes sense! 
[OH COME ON] (End his stupidity.)
{When the Culling comes, he's first to go.}
[*COUGHShutUpGRANTCOUGH*]

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CELL 1: Pop quiz, Goku!

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Which attack is this?
[Instant Transmission?] {Finger cannons?}

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GOKU: Ooh! That's the... the-the beam thing!
[OH, the makankosappo...what do i win free hetap]

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Uh, jeez... ugh... ah, this is killing me.
[i want my hetap for winning dammit]

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I-I mean it *killed* me.
[GIVE ME MY HETAP]

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Piccolo, what's this thing called?
[NOWWWW!!!]

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PICCOLO: Oh, COME ON, Goku! It's the Makakas--

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[Mah cockas?]
{Ryuu waga teki wo kurau!}

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MA-KAN-A-KA...

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MADAK--

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NAIL: 'Makankosappo!'
KAMI: 'Makankosappo!'
[In two separate channels.]

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PICCOLO: THAT ONE!

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[Cluelessness justified, for once.]

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GOKU: ...What?
[Cluelessness justified, for once.]

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CELL 1: MA--
[MA]

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CELL 1: MA--
CELL 2: KANKO--
[MAKANKO]

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CELL 1: MA--
CELL 2: KANKO--
CELL 3: SA--
[MAKANKOSA]

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CELL 1: MA--
CELL 2: KANKO--
CELL 3: SA--
CELL 4: CANNON!
[MAKANKOSAPOLOPOLIS!]

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[Explosive re-entry]
[You're welcome Takahata.]

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GOKU: Alright. Time to do some math!
[That's not going to end good - It's Goku!]

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[POP QUIZ: What is 1+1+1+1?]

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[If you guessed 4? Then you're not as stupid as Goku. If you guessed something that isn't 4, then you should go back to PERFECT UNIVERSITY.]

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Hahaah! Looks like four divided by one is just one!
[Told ya...]

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GOHAN: NO, Dad, that's still four!

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PICCOLO: Gohan.

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SON OF A DUMBASS SON: I know; banging my head on a brick wall...

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MR. PER. CELL: Y'know, I was hoping you'd play along, maybe make four Goku's...

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but, if you're just gonna sink the showboat, I'm not going to bother.

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GOKU: Sorry, Cell. I'm here to win! 
[Are you? are you really here to win? or wait until gohan is tagged in?]

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And you're never gonna beat me with your stolen techniques!

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MR. PER. CELL: And what, are you gonna beat me with 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 stolen techniques?

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GOKU: What!? I don't steal techniques!

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PICCOLO: Actually, Goku...

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yeah, you do.
[Weren't they all taught to him?]

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GOKU: Whhaaaaaa?

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What about the Kamehameha?

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KRILLIN: Naw; that was Master Roshi!
{Now that I think about it,}

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GOKU: The Solar Flare?

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TIEN: That's mine, thanks.

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GOKU: The Spirit Bo--?

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KING KAI [telepathically]: Goku, I'm watching the
tournament; don't THINK you can pull that shit!
[But 𝐘𝐎𝐔 taught him it.]

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GOKU [t]: Oh hey, King Kai! Quick question:

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Did I learn the Kaioken on my own?

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KING KAI [t]: My f**king name is in it...!
[FREAKING WEEABOO]

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MR. PER. CELL: Kaaaaa-meeeee...

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GOKU [t]: That's Yamcha's move!
[Isn't it Master Yoshi?]

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King Kai, I gotta go.
[And Gohan.]

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MR. PER. CELL: HAAAA-MEEEEE...
[And Krillin. And Tienshenhan.]

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GOKU: Hey, Cell? Uh, pretty sure if you shoot that
this close to the ground, it'll blow up the--
[And Piccolo, that one time he tried it just to see if he—]

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MR. PER. CELL: HYEAAAAAAA!
[Even Vegeta can do it at this point.]

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[GOKU : Aww shit]

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GOKU: 'I should skidaddle.'

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JF: M-MR. SATAN! What do you--

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DUMBASS IN DENIAL: LASERS, JIMMY!
LASERS AND INDUSTRIAL FANS! [Seriously for the love of you beerus please KILL HIM!!!]

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JF [o-s]: SUCH INSIGHT...!

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[Into the infinite bullshit of his spotless mind]

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{POP} [look at you being smart for once...]

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[There goes THAT beam.]

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MR. PER. CELL: Wow... It's over.
[Are you sure?] {Also can't he sense energy?}

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After everything... I killed him with his own technique.
[Uh, no, the old pervert's still alive. ;)]

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Hmh... ain't that a kick in the he--

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OOOAAAAGH!
[Irony's a bitch. :P]
{CLASS DISMISSED}

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[♫ Closing theme (DBZ eyecatch) ♫]

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KRILLIN: Hey, what do you think happens to those
beams when they fire off into space like that?
[Y'know, Krillin, that is an excellent question.]
{Yeah, I'm always asking that one myself!}

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PROFESSOR GOHAN: Well, if it can sustain its form, it's all about
whether or not it comes into contact with anything...
[Ah, so like the conception of Goten]

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[1,000 Arlia(?)-years later]
KING MOAI XXVII: Good day to you, my faithful subjects!

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It has taken over a thousand years,

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but we have finally repopulated our new Arlia!
{Aww, that's awesome!}

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To celebrate this momentous occasion,

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I shall now make love to my

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I shall now make love to my HOT.

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I shall now make love to my HOT. BUG.

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{Oh.}
I shall now make love to my HOT. BUG. WIFE.

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Who is also my...

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SISTEEER!
[Whoa, what the FUCK?!]
{Oh-- OH FUCK, NO} (So we're in Alabama now ?)

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InnnSECSUAL!
[Even George ended the call..]
{NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.}

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[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
(Ugh... Let's get back to Goku & Cell "love", ok?)
{GLASS THE PLANET, GLASS THE PLANET, GLASS THE--}

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[The biggest demonstration of pest control was provided
by the most disgusting vermin of all. How ironic XD]

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KAISERNEKO: Hi there! It's your editor and
director, KaiserNeko of Team Four Star!

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Thanks for enjoying episode 58, and if you like, please go to
SharkRobot and check out our new T-Shirt: Perfect University.

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Link in the description!

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Also, if you wanna see more TFS goodness, go check out TFS Gaming.

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As well as our latest side-project, the Cell VS. series.
[Which have yet to be referenced in the show]

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Thanks for tuning in, and I'll see you next episode!
[These were the English (Canada) subtitles with Jokes.]