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Disclaimer Read By Dumbass Hero

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(WARNING: These subs contain added awesomeness. If you want the clean subs, please go to the standard English. Ta-ta~)

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PER. CELL: Dear Lord in Gohan's dad, (Non Blood Related) FINALLY!

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And here I thought killing 16 was harder for me than it was for you.

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...I'm confused, though. Were you friends?
(Good Question)

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Did you talk about birds together...?

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Couple o' bird nerds?

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GOHAN: *Gives description of filicide.*

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MR. PERFECT CELL: Uh...

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*Gohan Takes Senzu Beans*

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PER. CELL: Wha...!?

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(Teleports ominously)
(POP)

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GOHAN: ...You wanted me to define filicide.
(Holy shit He's pissed)

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Jonathon: YAAAA! (You Might Not wanna do that)

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(See I Told You) [hoLYSHIT]

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(Ominous piano)
[I literally was breathless for a few seconds THAT WAS AWESOME]

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PER. CELL/The Entire Fanbase (Nervously aroused): ...Oh...

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VEGETA (Salty as all HFIL): Alright, would anyone care to explain...

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THE F*CK?!

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Jesus: I'm kind of afraid to, because I'm pretty sure that

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would involve giving Goku credit for this.
[That checks out.]
(And NOBODY, wants that)

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Dumbass Hero: The takeaway here is...

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...you're Welcome.
[no, no it's not]

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Jesus: THE ENDS DON'T JUSTIFY THE MEANS, GOKU!!! (Well, you captured Gohan to conquer Earth, not the best candidate for complaint)

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Fucking idiot: You're mean! >:C

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(ominous teleport)

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(HERE AT TEAM FOUR STAR, WE *DO NOT* CONDONE CHILD VIOLENCE...

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HOWEVER, EVERYONE FINDS IT AMUSING)

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(nervous growling)

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NORIO: Uh uh uhhh~ (bitch, Krillin dying is nothing)

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GOHAN (dumbfounded): ...Really? You're using Krillin as a hostage? (Even Gohan has no respect for Krillin)

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His death is a day trip for us (K.O.!) and a free ice cream sundae for him, go ahead.
[If it's the Super Dragon Balls, have fun finding those in a day]

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World's Strongest Human Technically: Actually, I'm lactose intolerant... [Of course he is]

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GOHAN: Nobody's lactose intolerant in Heaven, Krillin. (He is buddist tho)
{A *hungry* buddhist)

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That's why it's *Heaven*. 
(Hot damn, Gohan.)

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DALE : (becomes Genre Savvy)

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Nope! (Don't Run)

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Strongest 11 Year Old: Too little, too late.
(NOW YOU FUCKED UP!)

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(Michael Bay explosion)

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(another ominous teleport)

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NORIEL/NORIO: Hm? Huh?

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UNGODLY EDGELORD: Bitch move.
(Gohan a straight savage)

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NORI: (filicided)
[Yeah, that'll work] {das a pretty big oofer}
(Ain't that a kick in the head)

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(Cue romantic music!)
[he's eleven!] (Cell is six!)

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Aroused Per. Cell(With perfect voice): 🎶 'Suddenlyyyy...' 🎶
(GAAAAAAAAY)
(The original song is "Suddenly" by Billy Ocean, by the way)

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🎶 '*Life has* a new meaning' 🎶
(Stop Please)

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🎶 'To meeeeeeee...' 🎶 (Sing Your Music in HFIL!)

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🎶 'There's beauty up above...' 🎶
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

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🎶 '...and things we never take notice of..' 🎶
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}

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🎶 'You wake up and suddenly...' 🎶
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

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🎶 'you're in love...' 💕❤🎶 (Dude, Gohan is 11.) (It's Over Thank Dende) (But in all seriousness Great Job Taka!)

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JIMMY: Jimmy Firecracker here, reporting from this tree! (Why is the camera upside down?) (Better question. Why's he in a tree to begin with?)

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The young man has apparently undergone a harrowing transformation,(Where the hell is that tree?)

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and is currently DISMANTLING these demented delinquents (No he just Defined Fillicide)

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ONE AFTER THE--

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LARRY: Sir, that big explosion from earlier wrecked the camera. [rip]

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We're totally dark!

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(Awkward silence as Jimmy mourns the loss of his beloved camera) (was that tree always there?)

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JIMMY: ...Oh.

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(And the citizens of Satan City ain't too happy 'bout it) [Seriously, they gonna realize how bad Mr. Satan's name is anytime soon or what?]

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RANDOM CITIZEN: So, another riot?
[Should have called Gowasu to film the Cell Games]

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RANDOM CITIZEN 2: Sure! Why not?
[Hey guys, Where's your manners]

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RANDOM CITIZEN 3: Yeah! F*ck this city! 
(You're the first one to go, Grant.)
{that was an avatar reference}

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(bum rush)

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(badass toss)

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{Literally ow}

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(DALE DED)

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(Badass catch)

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(Badass regrab)

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(Badass standing)

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TRAVIS: Daaaad! [Ain't nobody gonna save you from Gohan's horrifying wrath]

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CHILD ABUSER(More like child neglector): I ain't no helicopter papa.

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Sink or swim, bitch.
(DAMN!)

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GOHAN: HYAAAAAH!

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(More Michael Bay explosions)

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(he told you sink or swim, bitches)

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GOHAN: You forgot your water wings. (And besides, no one escapes the sea of Gohan's rage alive)

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[Hadouken]

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(Gohan zooms by)

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CELL JRS.: (scared noises)

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(CURTIS DED)
[SUNK]

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GOHAN: (Angry sounds)

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DAMEON: NOOOO-

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{DAMEON DED} [At least he died without hesitation]
(Do you hear that crunch? Good Dende I could feel that)

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(Terrified shrieks from one of the last of Vegeta Jr Jr.)

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GOHAN: Don't. (Don't what? Try to run?) [yep]

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VEGETA JR JR.: (Tries to run)

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(You're too slow!)
[That was Nori's bit, tho.] {This bitch is ded}

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(scream)

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b o o m
(VEGETA JR. JR., NOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

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(Hm. Smells like toasted F.A.G. baby)

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(SUPER DED)

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(Now Gohan Kill Cell Please)

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PER. VEGETA(Channeling Cell): Gimme.

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Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!

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GOHAN: Trunks.

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TRUNKS: Huh?

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Oh, uh, sure. On it.

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GOHAN: Try to forget you're half Vegeta and don't f*ck it up.

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GOHAN: Try to forget you're half Vegeta and don't f*ck it up. [Vegeta Owned Count: 1]

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VEGETA (Extra salty): F*CKIN'! (Shut up Vegeta) (He's right ya know)

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TRUNKS: Hey, Krillin! Krillin!

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(SENZU BEAN!!)

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TRUNKS (Imitating Krillin): Senzu Bean! (It sounds so much less funny when you say it)

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(Krillin whimper-gurgles pathetically) (I feel your pain) [I'd say 'poor krillin' but this is normal for us so...]

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TRUNKS: Eh, okay. Now let's just...
{yeah just give the poor dwarf-buddhist a bean you monkey}

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Hey, Yamcha! (Like he'll be any use later on! XD)

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I "Senzu" need some help? 
(My God, that was awful)
(Please kill me)

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(Yamcha groans due to Trunks' bad joke)
(No wonder Vegeta considers him a disappointment. untill next episode)

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TRUNKS (quietly): Ah, Trunks, just stop. (Please do)

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KRILLIN: Whew. Am I glad I'm not allergic to *those*. (You'd be dying every episode if you were)

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TRUNKS: Alright. Let's get you up. (I like how Yamcha and Krillin had jokes, but the serious Tien does not xD)

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IRRELEVANT 1: Great. Now I can watch us become irrelevant vertically instead of horizontally.  
[Great, someone gets it]
(Oh, if only you knew... ;_; )

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What are we even doing here anymore? (Meat bags perhaps? Just be thankful this isn't GT) [Man those 2 letters make me shudder]

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TOWEL BOY: I brought towels...

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...anyone want a towel? (So you can be irrelevant and comfortable?)

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IRRELEVANT 2: I'll take one. Today is a *scorcher*. ('Cause this episode is straight fire, you get me?) [HAHAHAHA- no]

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GOKU: 🎶Senzu Beans are gonna heal ya.🎶

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So what're we gonna call this? (Super Saiyan 2?) [How bout Super Saiyan Grade V?]

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Because it's WAY stronger than Super Saiyan! (Super Saiyan 2!) [Super Saiyan Grade V boi]

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PICCOLO: Well, if it's a level beyond Super Saiyan, then...  [No, Super Saiyan Grade V]

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GOKU: ... then he must be a Super
(Please don't do it goku)

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DUPER SAIYAN! (Original transformation. Do not steal. I actually like that name)

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PICCOLO/Not Impressed: Hm.

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VEGETA: "If he's a Super Duper Saiyan, (You actually got Vegeta to say super duper)

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then I shall find a way to become a

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SUPER D-TWOPER SAIYAN!" (I'll assume that's TFS for Super Saiyan 3)

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Bean Son: Bean, Dad?

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Salty As Fuck:Y eeeeeessss...

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PER. CELL: Look at YOU! 
(That's just the most pathetic looking small drawing ever) (Agreed)

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I'm gonna call you "Whooping Cough"...

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...because you just DEVASTATED my children! (And you fell in love with him for it)

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And for a second there, I thought that yarn you were spinning

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was going to turn up short. (like our patience waiting for this episode)

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But HERE YOU ARE! (URGH! Don't give me that face you murderer!) [Cell, less talking more fighting. Stop being Vegeta.]

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(Creepy chuckling)

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Per. Cell(Vegeta showing): My *final challen-

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(Gohan punches Cell in the gut as he's tired of hearing this giant bug talk.) [Told you to shut the fuck up Cell]

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(Cell groans strangely)

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WHOOPING COUGH: Careful, Cell. Your Vegeta is showing.[Vegeta Owned Counter: 2]
*Vegeta is deemed a failure by Gohan: Son of Piccolo.*

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(and so, the whole of the DBZA fanbase satisfaction-orgasms after many years of pain) (agreed) (OH YESSSSSSSSS!!!!~) {OH THIS IS DELICIOUS MMMM!!!~}

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PER.CELL SHOWING INNER VEGGIE: Y-Y'know, you're not wrong. (Indeed he isn't)

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(Falls down like the fucking idiot he is)

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PER.CELL SHOWING INNER VEGGIE: Ooh, boy. Nothing like a concussion to really get the blood flowing--(!)

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(Vomits)

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EDGELORD WHOOPING COUGH: Cell. You don't get it.

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I *HATE* this.

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The vibrations through my fists on contact... (ew) 
{I dont like where this is going P:}

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The taste of *blood* in my mouth... (EW)
{I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING}

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The sound of my heart in my ears... ( E W )
{I. DONT. LIKE. WHERE. THIS. IS. GOING.}

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I *hate* it.
(I! D O N T! L I K E! W H E R E! T H I S! I S! G O I N G!!!)
[You could say you hate it? ;)]

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I always have.

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Though, right now, in this moment,

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(Cell growls as Gohan speaks)
the only thing I hate more than *it*...
{Is it Cell?}

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is ＹＯＵ. {Call the Fire Department Cause this shit is going to get fired up in here}

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THE THING GOHAN HATES MORE THAN WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW: Ugh, put that on a valentine... (There goes the bromance. Sorry, fanfic writers)

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GOHAN: ...Because you were right about me. (Oh, so right.)

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I was a coward. (To your last whimper.)

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Scared of what would happen if I snapped. (Fearing for your life.) (More like fearing that he would go do genocide)

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Afraid that...

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If I lost it this time, I'd never come back. (Doesn't that happen in the Buu Saga??)

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That I'd finally... KILL someone. 
{WELCOME TO THE KILL COUNT, WHERE WE TALLY UP THE VICTIMS FROM ALL YOUR FAVOURITE SHOUNEN MANGA}

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Now I'm not scared anymore, Cell...
(Mostly because you're doing most of the scaring here.)

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SCARED AS A PERFECT FUCK: Well, glad I could-- (and it was at this moment he knew... HE FUCKED UP)

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GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
 (Another justice kick) [Cell's getting the shit rekt out of him]

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...because there's no point in being afraid of the inevitable. 
(He's definitely crazy)

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(Cell groans and gets up)

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PER. CELL (Channeling Krillin): Oh, f*ck this.

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(Aaaand his Vegeta's showing again)
[Isn't this more of a Freezer move?]
{yes?}

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(Already ominous music proceeds to get more ominous)

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(Isn't Perfect Cell a Sperm?)
[W H A T]

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*Yeah?* [ye] {Yeah in Dr.Gero's lab, Or he was a egg.}

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[you put the lime in the coconut and you shake them both up]

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[you put the lime in the coconut and you shake them both up]
(you put the lime in the coconut and you shake them both up)
{what the fuck is going on}

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[you put the lime in the coconut and you shake them both up]
(you put the lime in the coconut and you shake them both up)
{you put the lime in the coconut and you shake them both up}
*Guys stop, fucking HFIL*

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[GOHAN-Absolutely done with this crap]

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PER. CELL: KA...(Is he going for a Solar Flare?

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ME... (What's wrong Cell, is your Vegeta showing?) (I say its more freezer than Vegeta)

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HA..... (You seriously think doing a Goku is going to help you?) [Bitch, this is a Super Duper Saiyan you're dealing with here.]

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Filisting champ of the year: So, is this more of a Vegeta move or a Freezer move? 
(Good question) [I'd say Vegeta] [Meh, Freeza, but it could go both ways]

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MEEEEEE.... (Oh my Kami HE'S SERIOUS.)

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(JESUS FUCKING CHRIST) [OH SHIT] {YEAH THAT'S A FUCKING FREEZA MOVE}
|somebody better pick up the phone because i fucking CALLED IT|

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SHERLOCK: Speaking of move, we should, probably!
(PROBABLY?!?!?)

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SORE LOSER (genuinely pissed): I could have just done this from the beginning!

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INSTEAD, I thought I'd have some fun, 
(That's what you get for being part Goku)

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throw a tournament, BUT

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F*CK YOU!

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SUCK MY PERFECT DICK!!!
*It's retractable right?*
[Does he even have one or is he like Piccolo?]

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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(Everyone puts on "we're screwed" faces) [THAT'S BECAUSE WE ARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA] {OH SHIT!!!}

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GOHAN: Ka... 
(He is f***ed) [Oh boy]
{HE BOUTA DO IT}

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GOHAN: Ka... Me... 
(He is really f***ed) [Oh boy oh boy]

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GOHAN: Ka... Me... Haaa... 
(Gohan is gonna f*** him) [OH SHIT YOU'RE F*CKED CELL]

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GOHAN: Ka... Me... Haaa... Meeeee.... 
(Cell is gonna be f***ed so hard his perfect dick will be gone) [Here comes one of Gohan's most badass moments and one of the most awesome Kamehamehas in DB History]

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{Perfect Cell: MY DICK FELL OFF}

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA {OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-} (GOD BLESS MASAKO'S VOCAL CORDS!) [Y E E E E S S S S S]

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(GG)

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(Geez, that's a sandstorm if I ever seen one)(What's the song name?)

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(Bye, Satan.)

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(Bye, Jimmy.)

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PER. CELL: (Groaning) [CRAPBASKETS]

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(Groaning turns to screaming as Gohan's blast rockets into space)
[RIPd Perfect Cell's Perfect Dick...OFF] {Cell just got f*cked in the ass by a Kamehameha}

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(Well, have fun on New Arlia Cell! You'd fit right in!)
[that will be New New Arlia]

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VEGETA: (Grunting) (From where did they get all this sand?) [I don't like it. It's coarse an rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.]

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(Everyone else groans as they dig themselves up)

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KRILLIN: Anyone else got sand in their--

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EVERYONE: YES! [Y'see?]

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: EVERYWHERE!

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GOHAN'S DAD: Uh, guys?

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SPIDER-MAN: Holy *SHIT*!

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PER. CELL: HEY, KID!

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(are you FUCKING K I D D I N G  M  E  )

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(demented growling)

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(Woah! You might wanna get that looked at...)

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Y̛̟̘͇͉͎̬̝̣̪̪̠̟̐̈̽ͣ̐̈́ͪͭ̿͘̕ͅͅ ̷̧͂ͭ̔̓̀̄̇͌ͨ̔҉̴͍̥̗̣̠̲͇̳̫̹̥͉͙̲O̷̢̗̝̲̍͛ͪ͐̓͛̆̓̈ͦͭ̽ͬ̚͟͢ ͓͖̬̦̼̭̺̣̄̎̏̃͠Ṵ̥̥̲̻͚̻̱̲̟̺̦̣̹̬̮͛̏͐̏ͤ͛ͦ͘͢͢ ́ͨ̿͊ͣͪ̆̽̑ͣ͆́̚҉̡̯̭̼̺̼͍̫͖̞̫͢͠͞M̨̛̩͚̟̣̹̤͚͎̱̩̉̎ͮͣ̊̈̾̉̇ͧͤ̀̀ ͍͇̬̺̰͉͕̟͚͙̬͕͓͇̤̣͛ͥ͆͛̊ͩ̒̓̑ͥ̇̑ͥͤ͋͢ͅI̸̸̥͇̼̘̲̘͉͍̞̠̳͚͍̭̋̂ͬ͊̍̇ͨ͆͜͢ͅ ̧͇̙͎̞̩͖̗̰̦̋̇͊̈͂̓̂̔͐͟͝S͉̭͙̬̙̺̳͖͔̩̙̯̺̺͖ͦͦ̓ͧ̾ͦ͐̿̂͂ͧ͒̇ͫ̐̉̚͜͞ ̖̤͔̯͚͎̻̮̺͓̻̘̖̟̈̓ͬ̍ͥ̋ͤ̆ͮ̽̋͂̄ͮͭ̈́̓͢S̽̏̔̉̅ͩ́͌͛͑̓ͧ̾͗ͣ̓͌̈͏̵̡̧̮̪̙̪̘̦͚͎͘ ̛̓͒̂ͥͮ҉̩̖̥̦̫̙̪̙̰̙̮̦̰͡ͅͅĘ̶̛̰̳̖̱̟̥̩̬͙̹̬͖͌͂ͤ̓̒̀ͣ͐ͪͤ̔ͮ͋̔̿ ̵̧̧͈̹̺̻̬͙͙̻̻̝͔̽̔̅ͧ̒̂̍ͩͫ̎̒̇̿͗̈́̏̋́͘D́̍̏͐̍ͧ̋͗̿̾ͬ͒͂ͪ̆҉̷̡̗̘͇̮̜͎̳͟ ̸ͣ͑ͫͮ̒͑̈́͐̎́͏̛̝̥͔͎̠̩͎͕̹͈̟͚̫̞͖̝͎͉̘Aͨͧ̑̈́ͣ̚҉̪̖̫̝͚̰̜͈̱͖͔̲̯̀ͅ ̟̘̜̰͊̎̾͗̾ͨͣ̎͂̋̄̈́ͧ̚͟͢͡S̷̴̡͖͍̳̭̭̭̠̣̞̺̲̫̼͙̥̭̻̋͒ͣ̿̈́ͥͤ̋ͧ̊̃ͯ͘̕ͅ ̶̸̧̧͙̤̙̘̹̪̯͉̦̟̳̝̜̉̑͑̈ͧ̄̾̽ͨ͒͗̌̕P̸̵̶͇̩̙͈̙̻̭̝̹̊̐̀ͬ͒̓͊͑͂̾͞͞ ̡̢̢̯̩͕̜̼̦͎͔̫̹̻̠̠̝̭͈̳ͣ̐̊̏̀͢O͋̆ͦ̈͆̕͘͟҉̦͚̭͇̰̝ ̸̢̨̩̤̤̳ͨͨ̐͐̀ͩ͛̀̚T̉̐͌̐̾ͪ̿̐̓͋̀͞͏̡̝̖̩̫̳̹͈̲̞͓̮

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(RIP-ed Perfect Cell's Perfect Dick...OFF)

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[Dark Side Points +1]
{Does he get the sadism from Chi-Chi?}
(probably)

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GOKU: Alright, Gohan! I think it's time you brought 'er home!

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KYLO GOHAN: Hold on. I'm not done ripping the wings off this butterfly.
 [Uhh... Should we be worried about this?]
[YES!] (VERY WORRIED!!) {IMMENSELY.}

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PICCOLO: Red flag! (Definitely)

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GOKU: Uh... kiddo? I understand you're angry, but--

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SPEAKING THE TRUTH: But what? Are you gonna give me advice now?
[He bouta diss the hell outta Goku]

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Let me guess...

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I should let him go so we can have an even better fight later! 
(Be thankful Vegeta's a good guy now) 
(If it wasnt for Vegeta you be dead in namek) [Goku Owned Counter: 1]

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Or maybe I should let him power up to 100% so I can teach him humility! 
(Freezer is incapable of such a thing) [Goku Owned Counter: 2]

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(salty as the Dead Sea) Wait- I know.

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I should throw him a GODDAMN SENZU BEAN,

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AND LET YOU FIGHT HIM! 
(To be fair Gohan, you should've just cooperated and NOT be a coward) [True but this is still badass] {Goku Owned Counter: OVER 9000!}

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GOHAN'S BITCH: Huh. I see what you're getting at, Gohan...

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DARTH GOHAN: Then shut up and put on your poncho. (Oh... that shade)

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You're in the Splash Zone.
{o h  g o d}
(He's kidding right?)

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GOKU: Is that also a red flag...?
(If that isn't, nothing is...)

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PICCOLO: *CRIMSON*. {I would say The Darkest shade of red}

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PER. CELL: (Groaning as he regrows his lost limbs)

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PER. CELL: "Alright, Cell, we saw what losing your cool got you.

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So tone down the Freeza and chill the hell--"
(IT *WAS* A FREEZA MOVE)

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Edgy: Y'done getting your shit together up there?
[man, Gohan owning EVERYTHING today]

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'Cause I'm starting to get bored.
*He's pulling a Goku from Episode 30. Like Father Like Son Gohan.*

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(T R I G G E R E D.)

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FREEZA?: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU HAPLESS LITTLE *SHIT*?!?!
[Gohan pushing all the buttons today]

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TOTALLY NOT GOKU: I said I'm bored.

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You're boring me. [Well at least we know he inherited SOME Goku]

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PER. CELL: (MEGA-ANGRY NOISES)

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(And another dirty shot to the gut) [And it was at this moment that Cell became absolutely 100% F*CKED]

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KRILLIN: Hot *DAMN*! Anyone else feel that?! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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TRUNKS: Pretty sure my pity well has bottomed out.

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PER. CELL: (gargles marbles)

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(Gross bodily noises) [Always chew your food, kids.]

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GOKU: Oh, no...

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Guys, uh...

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Starting to think he wasn't kidding about the Splash Zone!
(Me too.)

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{Food Poison kids}

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KRILLIN: WOW!

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On the Edge: It's a girl.
(YO! CELL HAS THE POWER TO PUKE CHICKS!)

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Mazal Tov.

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(Cell vomits again)
(Morning sickness, am I right?)

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KRILLIN: ANDROID 18!!! (So that's what you felt)

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PICCOLO: Later!

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18 FANBOY: But my Baeteen... 
(Don't ever say that again) [Aw cmon Krillin just wants love] (He deserves it)

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PICCOLO: I WILL GET A HOSE!
(I don't get it.)

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(Krillin groans)

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SAILOR MOUTH CELL: Ｆ*****************!!!!
*Good thing the camera's Totaled. He'd probably lose his Hetap sponsorship saying this.*

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Ｆ***! {Youtube is gonna call in about this shit}

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Ｆ***! Ｆ***!  {Youtube is gonna call in about this shit}

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Ｆ***! Ｆ***! Ｆ***! Ｆ***!{Youtube is gonna call in about this shit}

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Ｆ***! Ｆ***! Ｆ***! Ｆ**! Ｆ***! Ｆ***! {Youtube is gonna call in about this shit}

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ＮＯ ＮＯ ＮＯ!

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Ｆ***!!! Ｆ***!!! Ｆ***!!! Ｆ***!!! Ｆ***!!! [Thats a lot of F bombs.]

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TOWEL BOY: Wait, so if he doesn't have 18 anymore, does that mean... (Cell swearing in the background)
(YAMCHA'S ACTUALLY NOT AN IDIOT...Ah, who am I kidding? He really is.)

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(Cell groans angrily as he devolves into an old racial stereotype)

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(DRAMATIC REVEAL)

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SEMI-PERFECT CELL: (Heavy panting)

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PICCOLO: Is that what he turned into after he beat me?

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I'm Kind of offended by his lips. Am I *allowed* to be offended by his lips?
 [Don't ask us, we're just typing out captions]

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KRILLIN: Are you offended by Mr. Popo's lips?
[Pecking Order Krillin] (Krillin expect your Front door opening by midnight.)
{Welp Krillin's fucked}

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OFFENDED: Wait, can we *talk* about that?! (I doubt that)
[not if you aren't suicidal]

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(Seething with rage, fear, and sexual frustration)

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HOMELESS BUG MAN: So, uh...

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Gonna eat that?
(Don't say anything Krillin)

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DARTH GOHAN: No.
[You gonna punch the 17 out of him, too?]

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SEMI-PER. CELL: Then, uh, can I- 
[Damn I like this throwback to Cell vs Kenshiro]

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DARTH GOHAN: *No*. (He's gonna kick you again, isn't he?)

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SEMI-PER. CELL: (getting the shit literally kicked out of him)

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JIMMY CHRISTMASCRACKER: Mr. Satan...

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I'm gonna be straight with you.

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WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!

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MR. SATAN: That camera's broken, right?

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LARRY: FUBAR, sir.

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MR. SPEAKING THE TRUTH: I've no f*ckin' idea.
 (About goddamn time)

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DAD IN A RUSH: Gohan! Do it now!

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End this!
[Goku saying somehing smart for the first time in this tournament]

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DARTH GOHAN: Fine.

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(under breath) Christ, if you want him to die so bad, kill him yourself. {WAIT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH GOHAN IS SPITTING FACTS RIGHT NOW}

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Pretty sure anyone with blonde hair over there could. (There's a huge difference between *could* & *would*)

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SEMI-PER. CELL: "Kill me?

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No, no, no, no, no, NO! 
[Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!]

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I can't die to this... [You can and WILL die to this]

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He's a middle-schooler throwing a tantrum....
[and you are a 6 year old bug man about to get squashed]

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AND I AM THE PERFECT BEING!
(Actually you're only Semi-Perfect now)
[But you're either perfect...or you're not Gohan]

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...I was.

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Then HE TOOK IT AWAY...
*KICK it away*

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HE TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME!"
{And he's about to take your damn life and fucking get rid of it} (What? You gonna blow yourself up over it?)

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S O I ' L L T A K E E V E R Y T H I N G A W A Y F R O M Y O U !(!)
*Your actually  f u c k I n g. KIDDING.* (Wait wha-)

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(SP Cell screaming)
(I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!)

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(Inflate himself just like a balloon, this crazy bug might blow up the moon!) [Gohan should really be stopping this]

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GOKU: Wait! I've seen this before.
(On Deviantart?)

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Krillin, when he turns blue, you gotta go sing a song!
(Only you, Goku...Dumbass)

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OOMPA-LOOMPA: For the last time, I am NOT KRILLIN! (LUL)

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JIMMY JERKCRACKER: He-hey, Larry, look!

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It's your mother!

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Fat Mama's Son's: She's diabetic, dude.

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FAT SHAMER: Yeah, 'cause she's fat!

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LARRY: She lost a foot!

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JACKASS: And now she's 50 pounds lighter. (Roasted 100%)

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DARTH GOHAN: So what was the plan here?

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Become so grotesque I wouldn't wanna touch you?

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Because I'll be honest: it's working.
(Gohan is spitting fire)

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LARRY'S DIABETIC MOM: OH, MY DEAR BOY...

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I THINK I FINALLY REALIZED WHAT I INHERITED FROM Y O U (Intelligence?) (Not being a little bitch?)

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DARTH GOHAN: Not my BMI, obviously.
{Ouch}

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BLOW UP-BUG: (Laughs)

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NO, GOHAN

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IT WAS YOUR 
E̖͓̝̭̥̱̼̬ͯ͐ͧ̍ͭ̌ͨ͌̒͑͌ͩ͋́̕͢ Ẍ̸̴̢̻͔̙̝́ͮ̄̀̆̍ͮ͐̔ͦ̀ͪͣ̄̋̓̚͘͡ P̽̾ͬ͐̋͘͜͠͏̩̙̗͍͖ L̷̷̘͉̦̥͙̝̦͍͓̫̺͙͖͍ͬ̾̄̈́̍ͥ̓ͧ́͆́ Ơͯ̆̾ͮ̽ͮ̅͠͏̨͚̹̺̪̟̫̪͖̭̫̺͕̜̖̫̤͡ S̵̵̢͓͎͓̟͕̠̺̩ͨ́ͥͯ͞ͅ Ī̡̼͎͍̯̩͈̪̖̗̠̪̜̘̖̙̮́̅̉͋ͪͥ͜ V̵̧̡̮̱͕͍̠̖̬̪̜̘̳͕̮͇̪̒ͦ̌̐ͬ̑̋̇͑̎̀͞ Ė̘͚͚̰͙͇͉̬̟͈̜̟̣̹͉̲̯̯̓͋͒̈́̌̓ͬ̍̌̕̕͞ TEMPER. [oh no]

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PICCOLO: Oh, no.

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DARTH GOHAN: Oh NO!

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KOOL-AID HETAP BUG MAN: OH YEEEAAAAH

328
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YOU SEE, IN 5 FRIEZA MINUTES FROM NOW, I'M GOING TO B U R S T 
{We're doing this shit again, huh? Welp, better bring out the old stopwatch.} 00:00

329
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YOU SEE, IN 5 FRIEZA MINUTES FROM NOW, I'M GOING TO B U R S T 
{We're doing this shit again, huh? Welp, better bring out the old stopwatch.} 00:01

330
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YOU SEE, IN 5 FRIEZA MINUTES FROM NOW, I'M GOING TO B U R S T 
{We're doing this shit again, huh? Welp, better bring out the old stopwatch.} 00:02

331
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YOU SEE, IN 5 FRIEZA MINUTES FROM NOW, I'M GOING TO B U R S T 
{We're doing this shit again, huh? Welp, better bring out the old stopwatch.} 00:03

332
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YOU SEE, IN 5 FRIEZA MINUTES FROM NOW, I'M GOING TO B U R S T 
{We're doing this shit again, huh? Welp, better bring out the old stopwatch.} 00:04

333
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YOU SEE, IN 5 FRIEZA MINUTES FROM NOW, I'M GOING TO B U R S T 
{We're doing this shit again, huh? Welp, better bring out the old stopwatch.} 00:05

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AND TAKE YOU 
00:05

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AND TAKE YOU 
00:06

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ＡＮＤ ＴＨＩＳ ＷＨＯＬＥ ＷＲＥＴＣＨＥＤ ＷＯＲＬＤ ＷＩＴＨ ＭＥ!!!
00:07
*Eh, Give it another Saga.*

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ＡＮＤ ＴＨＩＳ ＷＨＯＬＥ ＷＲＥＴＣＨＥＤ ＷＯＲＬＤ ＷＩＴＨ ＭＥ!!!
00:08
*Eh, Give it another Saga.*

338
00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:32,940
ＡＮＤ ＴＨＩＳ ＷＨＯＬＥ ＷＲＥＴＣＨＥＤ ＷＯＲＬＤ ＷＩＴＨ ＭＥ!!!
00:09
*Eh, Give it another Saga.*

339
00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:33,520
ＡＮＤ ＴＨＩＳ ＷＨＯＬＥ ＷＲＥＴＣＨＥＤ ＷＯＲＬＤ ＷＩＴＨ ＭＥ!!!
00:10
*Eh, Give it another Saga.*

340
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,020
DARTH GOHAN: So what you're saying is I have less than a minute to kill you.
0:10

341
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:34,940
DARTH GOHAN: So what you're saying is I have less than a minute to kill you.
0:11

342
00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:35,900
DARTH GOHAN: So what you're saying is I have less than a minute to kill you.
0:12

343
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,960
LARRY'S MOM: AH AH AH
0:13

344
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:37,500
LARRY'S MOM: AH AH AH
0:14

345
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,000
ANY ATTACK COULD SET ME OFF
0:15

346
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,940
ANY ATTACK COULD SET ME OFF
0:16

347
00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:40,020
ANY ATTACK COULD SET ME OFF
0:17

348
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,020
A PUNCH,
0:18

349
00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:41,520
A KICK,
0:19

350
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,020
A LEAF OF THIN MINT!
0:20
{That's oddly specific}
*What about a Hakai?*

351
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:42,940
A LEAF OF THIN MINT!
0:21
{That's oddly specific}
*What about a Hakai?*

352
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:43,720
A LEAF OF THIN MINT!
0:22 {Screw this I'll just post reminders}
{That's oddly specific}
*What about a Hakai?*

353
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,900
SO, HOW ABOUT YOU SAVOR THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT

354
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,560
BEFORE I GO POP! (Pop u say?) (pop goes the weasel)

355
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,600
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CELL GAMES!
(sponsored by HeTap)

356
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,700
BYE EVERYBODY! GOOOOOOO F*CK YOURSELVES
[I wonder if Saitama is still willing to come in at the last minute?]

357
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,500
(Sudden realization: like Saiyan, like father, like Son Gohan)

358
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,000
GOHAN:  I did exactly what my dad and Vegeta do...
{Light Side points +1}

359
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,940
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! GENETIC?!
(Saiyans, am I right?)

360
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,360
(Cell's maniacal laughter)

361
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:11,320
(Heroically ominous trumpet)

362
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:11,920
HEROIC IDIOT: Well...

363
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,100
{10 Seconds until the  b o o m}

364
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,000
I guess I should go clean up my mess, huh?
{9 Seconds until the  b o o m} 
(prepare the feels train, we are going full steam ahead)

365
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
I guess I should go clean up my mess, huh?
{8 Seconds until the  b o o m} 
(prepare the feels train, we are going full steam ahead)

366
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:16,940
PICCOLO: Goku...?
{7 Seconds until the  b o o m}

367
00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:17,940
{6 Seconds until the  b o o m}

368
00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,040
{5 Seconds until the  b o o m}

369
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,000
GOKU: All of you... Take it easy.
{4 Seconds until the  b o o m}

370
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,960
GOKU: All of you... Take it easy.
{3 Seconds until the  b o o m}

371
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,980
GOKU: All of you... Take it easy.
{2 Seconds until the  b o o m}

372
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:22,580
VEGETA: Wait-
{1 Seconds until the  b o o m}

373
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:23,080
KRILLIN: Are you...
{1 Seconds until the  b o o m}

374
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:23,580
{ka-pop}

375
00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:25,740
GOKUUUUUUUU!!!
{Holy shit that sounds like the funimation dub Krillin's Goku screech} [The more you know "{}"]

376
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:27,240
(pop)

377
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:27,940
SOON TO BE FATHERLESS CHILD (again): Huh?

378
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:28,500
EXTRA THICC (SORRY NOT SORRY): Huh?!
(This is your final warning to ready your eyes)

379
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:31,900
ACTUALLY BEING A GOOD FATHER FOR ONCE: Hey, son.

380
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:32,520
GOHAN: Dad...?

381
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,840
Wh-what are you-

382
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,120
AN IDIOT NO LONGER: I-I'm sorry.

383
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:40,620
Fighting is... what makes me happy.
(Its the BIG one thing that makes you happy)

384
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,820
And I just thought it would make you happy, too.
(well murdering the Cell Jrs. and humiliating Cell probably made him happy.) [He did seem pretty enthusiastic about it all]

385
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,840
And I want you to know...
SP CELL: :0

386
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,320
...that that year we spent in the Time Chamber...
[You know Goku's serious when he said Time Chamber right!]

387
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,960
...was the best year of my life.
[that day we spent in the time chamber was the best year of my life]

388
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,520
Take care of your mom.

389
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,660
ABOUT-TO-BE-FATHERLESS-CHILD-FOR-THE-THIRD-TIME: Hold on- are you-?

390
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:57,100
GOOD FATHER FOR ONCE: I'm proud of you, Gohan.

391
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,460
Goku's Family Motto: "Bye, son."

392
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,820
(Bigger than usual Pop)(So he DID go pop!)

393
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:04,280
GOHAN: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

394
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:05,640
(NO)

395
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,200
SOON TO BE HOMELESS GOD: Goku...

396
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,900
...for the sake of your friends,

397
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:11,120
your family,

398
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:11,880
your planet,

399
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,160
you gave yourself.

400
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,320
I'll see you soon, my friend.
[Maybe sooner than he thinks.]

401
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,820
ORANGE IDIOTIC HILLBILLY: Hey King Kai, what should I do with Cell? 
(You said something about Goku being a friend?) (OH SH-T!!!!!!) [Didn't we predict this back in Broly's movie? 10$ says we did] {THE IDIOT IS BACC}

402
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,820
(King Kai and friends screaming)

403
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:23,280
[WHAT THE FU-] (He said Goku would be the death of him and totally called it) [Called it! Pay up, Bitches!]

404
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:30,300
(mortem sine vestigium)
BOJACK: YARGH, I'M FREE!(Give it a movie)
[King Kai was right, Goku did end up being the death of him]

405
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,200
(Well shit.)

406
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,460
[meanwhile, back on Earth]

407
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,360
GOHAN: (Crying)

408
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,540
(Anguished cry)

409
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,260
GOHAN'S OFFICIAL DAD: Is it a bad time to point out Goku just stole that win? (Pretty much is)

410
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,160
GOHAN (driven to tears): Stupid, selfish, impulsive *hypocrite*!

411
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,400
You had one job:
[ONE JOB]

412
00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:02,760
GET ANGRY, AND KILL CELL!!
(Wait, dont they have Dragon Balls?)

413
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:03,720
KRILLIN: Hey now, Gohan-

414
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,140
STUPID SELFISH IMPULSIVE HYPOCRITE (self-loathing): BUT NO!

415
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,320
You didn't just take a PAGE from Vegeta!

416
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,340
YOU WROTE A SEQUEL TO HIS FRICKIN' BOOK! (The Official Sayian Manual Sequel?)
[Wait can we talk about that?]

417
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,680
KRILLIN: Gohan, listen to me.

418
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,000
GOHAN: 'Chapter 1: Kill Your Own Goddamn Dad!' (Broly approves!)

419
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:15,620
KRILLIN: *Gohan*!

420
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,800
GOHAN: WHAT?!

421
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,820
ETERNAL BRO: D r a g o n B a l l s. [Oh yeah they do have those] (Specifically Namekian)
*We don't talk about the ones with the Black Stars.*

422
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:19,880
GOHAN: Oh.
(did Gohan forget what show he's in?)

423
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:20,880
KRILLIN: Yeah.

424
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:22,720
GOHAN: Huh.

425
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,480
I mean I... still screwed up, though.
(guess that was his B too.)

426
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,540
KRILLIN: And now you're one of us!
[Just wait until the Buu Saga...]

427
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:28,800
JIMMY: Um...

428
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,240
It seems that Cell has... disappeared?

429
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:34,860
Along with the orange hillbilly. I,

430
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:37,420
frankly, am lost for words.

431
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:38,860
Hero of the Bunch: Either of you want a Little Green? (This can only go downhill from here)

432
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:39,780
MR. SATAN AND JIMMY: YES! (oh no)

433
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,140
KRILLIN: Well...

434
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,320
...guess this gives a new meaning to "picking up chicks." (confound you, puns!)

435
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,220
VEGETA: What are you doing with that?
(Don't worry everyone, she's 18.) (He's gonna fuck her unconscious body isn't he?)

436
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,480
KRILLIN: I'm taking her to a... doctor?
[Not quite...] (I think I saw this movie?)

437
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,860
Mechanic?
[...getting warmer...]

438
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,800
A Bulma- I'm taking her to a Bulma.
[Yeah, one of those.]

439
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,920
VEGETA: You put that RealDoll down this instant!

440
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,320
Owner of Two Magnificently Shaved Balls: Yeah, how 'bout no?

441
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,180
VEGETA: I can rip! You! IN! HALF!

442
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:01,640
Owner of Two Magnificently Shaved Balls: I know you can. (Alright Krillin!!) [Damn, since when did he have this kind of bravery?]

443
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,860
VEGETA: When did you get the balls...?
[From watching Tien.]

444
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:08,100
BALLS THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD: If I said I didn't have anything to do with holding a beautiful woman in my arms, I'd be a liar!
(What a man will do for a woman is amazing...Or plain stupid)

445
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,100
[Aw crapbaskets!]

446
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,100
[AAAWWWWWW C!R!A!P! B!A!S!K!E!T!S!]

447
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:20,440
P̵̢̲̱͔̬͔͍͔͍͓̼͔͔͎͓̣̃͗͂̇ͣ̐ͧͯ͂̆̇ͬ̎͑̑̌́͠: [Singing ⬇] ♪ "P" is for "Priceless", the look upon your faces... ♪ (Ohhh no...)

448
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:26,660
♪ 
P̵̵̢̣͎̥͓͖͍̯͔͓̭̻̰̤͈̼̠̝̮̜̃ͤͥ̾͋ͤ̓̎ͭ̏͐͑͆̉ͪ͌̊̅͋Ȩ͓̘̜̜̖͓̳̘̹̮͛̉ͣ͌ͨ̈̈̃ͨ̈ͭͭͩ́̔ͩ̀:"E" is for "Extinction", all your puny races... ♪ (Oh god no...)

449
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:32,000
P̢̪̤͖͕͖̹̼͕̫͈̮͍̖̦͎̒̊̿̃ͫ̀̽̊̂̎ͩͨ͒̍̌́͜͞E̶̵͙͙̝̺͙̻͔̒̈ͦ͆ͣ͛ͬ͌̋̈͡ͅŖ̀ͭ͋̓̽̆́҉҉҉̵̳͉̫̼̭̱̻̮̖̫̲:♪ "R" for "Revolution", which has been televised... ♪  
(This motherfucker doesn't give up) *I blame the Freeza Cells.*

450
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,560
P̨̻̭̳̳͕̦͔̜̫̺͉̜ͤͯͤͩͦ̐̔̕͘͝E̸̥̤͉͈̻͖̫̹̲̜͚͔̥̥͕̪͚̺͒̄̌͂ͭ̓̀ͦ̑ͫ̔ͩͤ̒ͮ̔̐̊Ṙ̮̳̺̭͚̳͓͚̩͕̰͚̖͚̲̠͖̋ͤͯ̅̊̄̈́͆̾̓̉̆̑̿͡͞F̑̓͌̽͂ͯ̀ͮ͏̶̡̱̭̖͓̗̺̙́͟:♪ F is for how F***ed you are! ♪ (So fucked right now)

451
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,400
♪ Now allow me to repriiiise... ♪ (OH FU-) (HOW IS HE EVEN PERFECT RN?) [They'll probaby explain the next episo--]

452
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,560
TRUNKS: GAHHHH!!!! (TRUNKS NOOOOOO!!)
["Hey, there's a hole in my Trunks"] {"BULMA GET THE SEWING MACHINE! THERE'S A HOLE IN OUR TRUNKS!"}
(HOLY SHI-) *SON OF A BI-* (GOD DAMN IT GUYS!!)

453
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,840
{...eep}

454
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,240
~Thank you for choosing Canada for you subbed experience, we hope you enjoyed your visit...

455
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,240
...and hope you will continue to view with us for episodes to come~

456
00:16:55,480 --> 00:17:08,560
(See you all this Friday for the finale!) {the good part is I will be waiting with a raging boner} (subscribe for baeteen)