1 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,100 TRUNKS: BLARGLAAAH!!!! [OOF just like Vegeta] 2 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,300 VEGETA: [Shook] [Vegeta's Mind: N-NANI?!] 3 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:19,520 DEAD AS MUD: aaagh... ah... [Princess Trunks NOOOOOOO] 4 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:22,000 BACK, BITCHES: Aww shiet that was meant Tien! [Dang still have that hate boner bro?] 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,160 That's my B! [You could have at least hit Yamcha! He's unimportant!] [He brought towels that's more than what Krillin did] [And Vegeta] 6 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,500 It's just so hard to parse your power levels anymore (Gohan's Going To Be Mad) 7 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,360 You're all SO weak! [Meanwhile in DBS.] 8 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,760 CPT. OBVIOUS: Guys? CELL'S BACK!!! (Canada:No Der.) 9 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,320 MR. P. CELL: Thanks Yamcha! [Did he go semi-deaf from all that lightning?] 10 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,080 MR. P. CELL: Thanks Yamcha! [DONT ENCOURAGE HIM!] 11 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,520 But I see those shocked expressions of yours- [Everyone just pissed their pants] 12 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,640 brains wracking over HOW I'm back... [How did u come back?] 13 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,380 aaand BETTER THAN EVER!!! 14 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:40,900 And it all lies within my body~ [VEGETA: HOW MANY PUSH UPS???!!!!] 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,640 A nucleus EVER so small [VEGETA: HOW MANY SIT UPS???!!!!] 16 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,700 but FRIGHTENINGLY ~powerful~ [VEGETA: WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK???!!!!]{For starter's, Ginger Town} 17 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,080 -and lucky me! 18 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,440 It survived my little "Kamikazé" [We didn't even f*cking see that when he got point blank kamehameha'd by Goku] 19 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,640 Although Goku did not >:3 [Press F to pay respects] 20 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:51,260 [Is this what Piccolo goes through to regenerate?!] 21 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,180 But the most important part is 22 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:53,020 [CELL CELL: [KILL MEEEEEEEE]] But the most important part is 23 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,060 my inherited Saiyan biology- 24 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:55,900 -Thanks Dads [awwww how sweet] 25 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:58,200 REGEN CELL: [EVERYTHING HURTS!!!!] Gave me a boost in my power! 26 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,060 Returning me not only to my Perfect form, 27 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,580 But a foooorm even 28 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:03,400 But a foooorm even GREATER THAN BEFORE!!! 29 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,560 Narrator P. Cell: GREATER THAN BEFORE!!! [Talk about jerking yourself off JEEZ you love yourself too much] 30 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,320 I... 31 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,020 ...AM NOW- 32 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:09,560 YAMCHA: [very shook] Perfecter™ Cell! [God fucking dammit Yamcha it's Super Perfect Cell a.k.a SPC] [I thought he was called More Than Perfect Cell?] 33 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:12,500 PERFECTER CELL™: -Okay Yamcha, accurate, but tone it down. [Welp guess Yamcha used up what little usefulness he had] 34 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,300 GREEDY: Hey Gohan if ya knock him in the gut again you think he'll pop out a second 18? [Not the time Krillin] 35 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,460 Asking for a friend... [and is his name Krillin?] 36 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:18,680 GOHAN: huuAAAAAAAHHH!!! [His name is Juan] 37 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:19,560 GOHAN: huuAAAAAAAHHH!!! EVERYONE: [SPOOP] 38 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,220 I'm not even mad you're still alive [Good for you] 39 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,680 I've got some SHIT to work through~ 40 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,020 MR. PERFECTER CELL™: Awww! Is the cat in the cradle? 41 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,100 Here...~ 42 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:30,120 Let me put you in a GRAVE. [And it shall read "Not Even Mad lies here"] 43 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,100 VEGETA: [Shock and disbelief] [Vegeta's thought: HOW?!] 44 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:32,100 VEGETA: [Now very VERY angry] [wow he's hitting the stages of grief FAST] [VT: HOW?!-] 45 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:33,000 SOMEHOW NOT ALREADY DEAD: ow... [VT: Nani?] 46 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:33,600 VEGETA: [GASP OF FEAR] 47 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,140 DYING PRINCESS TRUNKS: help... [not as durable: Check] 48 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,440 S-someone... [HOW ARE U STILL ALIVE THAT SHOULD HAVE HIT YOUR HEART] 49 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:36,940 S-someone...*Ach* [HOW ARE U STILL ALIVE THAT SHOULD HAVE HIT YOUR HEART] 50 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:38,560 S-someone...*Ach* ...help...me... [HOW ARE U STILL ALIVE THAT SHOULD HAVE HIT YOUR HEART] 51 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:39,340 ...I... [98% dead] 52 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:40,700 ...I...*BLAHUAH* [that's not very 'princess like' behavior] (Oh, hey. like daughter, like father.) [99% dead] 53 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,120 CONCERNED PARENTAL FIGURE: [EVEN MORE SHOCK] [VT: My baby....] 54 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,400 USELESS HUMAN: Trunks! Duh- don't worry buddy! I've been where you are! 55 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,880 We're going to get you a Senzu Bean and- [You no longer have those] 56 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,000 He's dead. [Even trying to save Trunks ya still fail at that.] [Trunks.exe has stopped working] 57 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:49,460 Heeee's dead VEGETA: [Reality slowly hitting him] 58 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:51,280 USELESS: Been there too, I guess. 59 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,540 VEGETA: [heavy anime breathing] USELESS: [low-pass filter] Although honestly the afterlife part isn't too bad. [Shit its just like Namek all over again!] [VT:M-my...] 60 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,800 The whole dying part of it is... [would someone for the love of Zeno please SHUT HIM UP] [VT: B-baby...] 61 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:56,960 haunting.... [Boy...] 62 00:01:57,740 --> 00:01:59,460 VEGETA: [You must construct additional pylons] USELESS: [low-pass] everything kinda just slows down and [please, Yamcha, JUST STOP] 63 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:02,380 [continued surprised anime grunt-gasping] 64 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:06,520 [He's getting mad] 65 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,000 ALSO USELESS: [low-pass] OH MY DENDE SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS! 66 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,280 *non ear ringing muffledness* YAMCHA: Is it any easier the second time? [I'd question the conversation but you all died and I havent] 67 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,020 KRILLIN, EXPERT AT DYING: Believe it or not it's worse! 68 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:12,920 KRILLIN, EXPERT AT DYING: Believe it or not it's worse! VEGETA: rrrRRR- 69 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:13,420 MY 70 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:14,080 MY BABY 71 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,200 MY BABY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY [Origin of "That's my Bulma"] 72 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,520 BABY BOY'S FATHER: RRYYAAAAAAAAA! 73 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,380 GOHAN: Vegeta no! [Vegeta yes!] 74 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:19,700 VEGETAYES.EXE: VEGETA! 75 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,300 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!! [Santa wasn't enough, huh?] 76 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:22,160 MR.PERFECTER™.CELL: [braces for impact] 77 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,160 [Vegeta WHEN will you ever learn those don't work!] 78 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,120 [Heh, 6 points for style] 79 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:31,560 MR.PERFECTER CELL™: Vegeta 80 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,060 MR.PERFECTER CELL™: Vegeta, NO. 81 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:33,040 VEGETA NO: [Bitch Slapped] AH! 82 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:34,940 Ahawww... [Your 30-day trial of vegetayes.exe has expired.] 83 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:35,580 [Remember kids, always Vegeta no] 84 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:36,600 ...uhugh...ah... 85 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,240 THOT SLAYER CELL™: Goodbye Thotgeta 86 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,780 and when you get to hell... 87 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,400 Tell them to make some room... [It is quite full after all the lives he SUCCed] [I would have thought he'd want Geets to tell Goku "Like a bitch"] 88 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:43,760 NO GUY: No! 89 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,820 [REALLY? OUT OF EVERYONE? YOU CHOSE VEGETA?!] 90 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,160 PICCOLO: MY BABY BOOOOOOOYYY!!!!!! 91 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,500 MR™PERFECTER™ CELL™: For Vegeta...? 92 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,080 MR.P(ER).C.: For Vegeta...? Really? [Just thought the same thing.] (Hey, better die for Vegeta then for Yamcha!) 93 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,520 HATE-BONER TRICLOPS: Yeah, really?! 94 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:02,920 HELICOPTER DAD: REALLY?! [ALUCARD:(IN ANOTHER DIMENSION):REALLY?!] 95 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:10,140 [Gohan grunting 'cause HE PROTECTED VEGETA] 96 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,440 POOR DECISION-MAKER: As long as I'm still breathing, 97 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,380 POOR DECISION-MAKER: As long as I'm still breathing, you won't kill anyone else. 98 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:24,140 SPC™: No prob', I can free up five minutes... 99 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:27,160 ...or however long it takes to charge *this.* (Is he using the spirit bomb???) 100 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:28,540 GOHAN: *GASP!* 101 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,660 PANICKING FATHER: Krillin, senzu now! 102 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:33,100 BEANDADDY JR: Uh, you know how we only had eight beans, right? [They aren't unlimited?] 103 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:33,900 REASONABLE ONE: And? 104 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:35,260 BEANDADDY: And how many people are here? 105 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:37,680 BIG-BROW ALIEN DUDE: ssso we're out of 106 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:38,180 BIG-BROW ALIEN DUDE: ssso we're out of FORMER BEANDADDY: WE'RE 107 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:39,360 BIG-BROW ALIEN DUDE: ssso we're out of FORMER BEANDADDY: WE'RE OUT OF SENZU BEANS! 108 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,660 SPC™: I want you to know 109 00:03:40,660 --> 00:03:42,320 SPC™: I want you to know this blast isn't just meant for you, 110 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,040 SPC: I want you to know this blast isn't just meant for you, Gohan. 111 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,420 It goes out to the entire world! 112 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:47,860 My Swan Song to this planet. 113 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:50,860 [Swan Song Commences] 114 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:51,480 WOULD BE EXCELLENT AT CINEMASINS: Vegeta, 115 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,560 WOULD BE EXCELLENT AT CINEMASINS: Vegeta, you brain-dead 116 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,460 WOULD BE EXCELLENT AT CINEMASINS: Vegeta, you brain-dead IDIOT. 117 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:54,760 Trunks could've been brought back, 118 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,860 Trunks could've been brought back, no problem! [Gohan really needs to work on enunciation] 119 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:56,520 WOULD BE EXCELLENT AT CINEMASINS: Vegeta, you brain-dead IDIOT. Trunks could've been brought back, no problem. But no, 120 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,460 But no, you pick NOW to be a parent?! 121 00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,800 Oh, well look at me. 122 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:00,980 I'm no better. [CELL YOU'VE GOT HIM MONOLOGUING] 123 00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:02,740 Could've just let YOU BITE IT! 124 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:05,800 Now I'm monoplegic and Cell's gonna kill us all! 125 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:06,660 BRAIN-DEAD IDIOT: I'm... 126 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:07,160 MONOPLEGIC: [anime gasp-grunt] LIL' VEGGIE: I'm... 127 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,060 LIL' VEGGIE: I'm... 128 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:08,940 BRAIN-DEAD IDIOT: I'm... ...sorry... [What?] 129 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,540 GOHAN: :O 130 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,100 MONOPLEGIC: Oh wow, we ARE FUCKED [Oh wow, they didn't do the shitty 900Hz bleep] 131 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:15,900 THIRSTY: Well, if this is it, then... 132 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:16,780 THIRSTY: Well, if this is it, then... ᴵ ᶫᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ 133 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,660 USELESS BICLOPS: Hey Tien? 134 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:19,760 USELESS BICLOPS: Hey Tien? ...since this is the end, 135 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,560 USELESS TRICLOPS: If you're about to say 136 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,280 USELESS TRICLOPS: If you're about to say "I love you," 137 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:22,420 USELESS TRICLOPS: If you're about to say "I love you," I swear to Whatever Gohan Likes... 138 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:23,400 USELESS BICLOPS: Actually... 139 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,240 USELESS BICLOPS: Actually... ...I was gonna say 140 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,660 USELESS BICLOPS: Actually... ...I was gonna say you're the biggest asshole I know. (#TruthBomb) 141 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:26,160 BIGGEST ASSHOLE HE KNOWS: [wotm8] 142 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,500 BIGGEST ASSHOLE HE KNOWS: oh 143 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,700 USELESS BICLOPS: ...you're also my best friend. 144 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:30,940 USELESS BICLOPS' ASSHOLE BEST FRIEND: ...so're you, man. (Since Chiaotzu isn't here, GAY!) 145 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,420 SPC™: Honestly, Gohan, 146 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:35,280 SPC™: Honestly, Gohan, the maraschino cherry on top of all of this [THOSE ARE NOT REAL CHERRIES] 147 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,720 SPC™: Honestly, Gohan, the maraschino cherry on top of all of this (besides rending you from existence) 148 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,720 SPC™: Honestly, Gohan, the maraschino cherry on top of all of this (besides rending you from existence) is that, because I am not burdened 149 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,180 SPC™: Honestly, Gohan, the maraschino cherry on top of all of this (besides rending you from existence) is that, because I am not burdened by the evolutionary failure of aging, 150 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:42,840 . . İ͖͉̞̱͚̗̀̀̏͋́͒͌̇̚ ̸̟̱̞̭͚̋̈́̑̀͠ 151 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:43,340 Ï̧̨̪̗̫̻͂̊̍͆̉̐̍͢ ͈͚̭̬̗̣͋͒̈́̓͆͒̑W̢̟̰͉̫̬̦̻̫͑́͛̃̉̅̍͝͝͝ I̵̧̦̦͈̹̜̪̔͒͆̂̾͠ L̷̩̬̺͔̥͇͇͔̀͗̎͐́̊̑̾͜͜͞ Ĺ̤͙̅̓̑̏̒̚͘͠͞ 152 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:43,840 . . Ï̧̨̪̗̫̻͂̊̍͆̉̐̍͢ ͈͚̭̬̗̣͋͒̈́̓͆͒̑W̢̟̰͉̫̬̦̻̫͑́͛̃̉̅̍͝͝͝ I̵̧̦̦͈̹̜̪̔͒͆̂̾͠ L̷̩̬̺͔̥͇͇͔̀͗̎͐́̊̑̾͜͜͞ Ĺ̴̤͙͕̺̦̬͓͔̻̅̓̑̏̒̚͘͠͞ ̶̡͎̗̩̱̲͆̈̽̋̄́͘L̴̞͙̣̪̥͇͉̀̎̌͗̽ Ị̴̜̘̥̌̈̔̈́͜͝ V̶̨͔̱̳̦̙̝͚̝͖̉̔̾̃̌͘̕̕͞ Ȩ̨̯̦̜͓͗̀̈̋̕̕͟͠͝ 153 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:44,340 . . Ï̧̨̪̗̫̻͂̊̍͆̉̐̍͢ ͈͚̭̬̗̣͋͒̈́̓͆͒̑W̢̟̰͉̫̬̦̻̫͑́͛̃̉̅̍͝͝͝ I̵̧̦̦͈̹̜̪̔͒͆̂̾͠ L̷̩̬̺͔̥͇͇͔̀͗̎͐́̊̑̾͜͜͞ Ĺ̴̤͙͕̺̦̬͓͔̻̅̓̑̏̒̚͘͠͞ ̶̡͎̗̩̱̲͆̈̽̋̄́͘L̴̞͙̣̪̥͇͉̀̎̌͗̽ Ị̴̜̘̥̌̈̔̈́͜͝ V̶̨͔̱̳̦̙̝͚̝͖̉̔̾̃̌͘̕̕͞ Ȩ̨̯̦̜͓͗̀̈̋̕̕͟͠͝ ̛̯̫̘͇̰̠̯͔͂͛͑̅͘͘͝͝͝F̷̗̤̱̠͗̿̔́͋͝ͅ Ơ̵̡̨̺̳̻͋́̓͂̂̅̕̚͞ͅ R̳̰̞͎̤̈́͑͑͑̌́̿͂̔͟͞ 154 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:45,180 . . Ï̧̨̪̗̫̻͂̊̍͆̉̐̍͢ ͈͚̭̬̗̣͋͒̈́̓͆͒̑W̢̟̰͉̫̬̦̻̫͑́͛̃̉̅̍͝͝͝ I̵̧̦̦͈̹̜̪̔͒͆̂̾͠ L̷̩̬̺͔̥͇͇͔̀͗̎͐́̊̑̾͜͜͞ Ĺ̴̤͙͕̺̦̬͓͔̻̅̓̑̏̒̚͘͠͞ ̶̡͎̗̩̱̲͆̈̽̋̄́͘L̴̞͙̣̪̥͇͉̀̎̌͗̽ Ị̴̜̘̥̌̈̔̈́͜͝ V̶̨͔̱̳̦̙̝͚̝͖̉̔̾̃̌͘̕̕͞ Ȩ̨̯̦̜͓͗̀̈̋̕̕͟͠͝ ̛̯̫̘͇̰̠̯͔͂͛͑̅͘͘͝͝͝F̷̗̤̱̠͗̿̔́͋͝ͅ Ơ̵̡̨̺̳̻͋́̓͂̂̅̕̚͞ͅ R̳̰̞͎̤̈́͑͑͑̌́̿͂̔͟͞ Ę̧̩͔̺̭̅̓̾̎̓̌̐͂̇́ V̶͓̗̙̰̬̥̲͉̳͆̈̑͐̕ Ư̵̤͎͈͙͋̋̒̌̇͌͆͘̕͜͟ H̸̨̜͙̭͎̪̲̘͓̀̎̃͋̄̈̌͆͡ 155 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:48,220 Free to roam the stars. [From here to the stars, With my candy bars, Rides a bug With a knack For perfection.] 156 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:49,520 Gonna have to pick up a hobby, 157 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,360 Gonna have to pick up a hobby, though. 158 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,320 Gonna have to pick up a hobby, though. I'm thinking 159 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,640 [less sinister than I expected] Gonna have to pick up a hobby, though. I'm thinking craft brewing. (I was thinking more of a singer) 160 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,380 PRESENT GOHAN: So this is how I die. 161 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:55,060 Down an arm 162 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:57,120 and killed by an android. [more like a bio-android] 163 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,120 ...why does this feel oddly familiar? [HAH] 164 00:04:59,120 --> 00:04:59,940 REAL DAD: GOHAN! 165 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:00,980 SNAP OUT OF IT! 166 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,260 YOUR FATHER WOULDN'T SIT THERE AND TAKE IT 167 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:02,760 [you sure he wouldn't?] YOUR FATHER WOULDN'T SIT THERE AND TAKE IT 168 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,320 AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU! 169 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,420 SITTING THERE AND TAKING IT: Mister Piccolo... 170 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,240 NO LONGER DIRTY/SWEATY: You wanna do right by Goku? 171 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,660 Then DON'T LET THAT BASTARD SCARE YOU! [why is Then not in caps?] 172 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:10,900 BASTARD: He's right, brat! 173 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:13,000 It's just like ya told me. 174 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,500 There's no point in being afraid of the inevitable 175 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:18,680 BRAT: Yeah. 176 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:19,680 I guess you're right. 177 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,620 [Badass final power-up with orchestral doomsday] 178 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:22,200 SPC: OwO 179 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:24,140 GOHAN: KA... 180 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:26,020 GOHAN: KA-ME... 181 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:26,520 [still annoys me] GOHAN: KA-ME... 182 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,520 FLOPPY ANTENNAE: With one arm? 183 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,640 HA... 184 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:35,500 FIGHTBONER: MAGNIFICENT! One last stand against me! 185 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,860 A climactic showdown! 186 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:41,940 ME... 187 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:45,820 FIGHTBONER: GIMME WHAT YOUR DADDY COULDN'T BEFORE I SEND YA HOME TO HIM! (uh, Piccolo doesn't have a home) [shh dont ruin it] 188 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,840 HAAAAAAAA!! 189 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:52,500 MAGNIFICENT: HAAAAAAAAA!!!! 190 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,400 KRILLIN: Grab your bodies, and move!! 191 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,720 PAPALLO: Kill 'im, runt. [He's suddenly sweaty and scratched again] 192 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,620 RUNT: (struggling) 193 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,900 PERFECTER™ CELL: (horny cackling) 194 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:32,480 [the physics of those are quite undefined] CINEMASINS: 'ts a reeeal good thing beams don't just explode on impact with each other 195 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:35,880 [Fair warning, this is where thing's are gonna get epileptic.] 196 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,140 SPF|P(er™)CELL: TELL ME WHEN THAT ARM STARTS FEELING NUMB BRAT! 197 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,720 THEN I'LL START TRYING! 198 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,160 WORST CASE SCENARIO: [MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!] 199 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,160 YOU DIE AND GET STRONGER 200 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:48,300 IT DID WONDERS FOR MEEE!!!! 201 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,640 BRAT: IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU JUST SHUT UP AND FIGHT?! 202 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:58,720 CELL: WHAT'S THAT, BRAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TRY SIGN LANGUAGE! 203 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:04,580 THE ONE WHO ASKS THE REAL QUESTIONS: If someone with one arm speaks with sign language, is that a speech impediment or an accent? [NOW'S NOT THE TIME ,KRILLIN!] 204 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:10,420 ANGRY 1 ARM WORKING KID: (D-dammit... my legs feel like they're about to give out... I can't feel my arm... AND NOBODY'S SHUTTING THE HFIL UP!) 205 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:12,920 UNHELPFUL GHOST FATHER: Oh, sorry. I-I-I'll come back later. 206 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:13,680 ORPHAN: DAD?! 207 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,340 DAD: Hey, Son! Sorry it took me so long to call. 208 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:21,520 King Yemma's line was the WORST. I literally thought I skipped it and went straight to HFIL! [is the monkey seriously picking its nose?] 209 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,060 WEIRD PHONE: YOU SHOULD GO TO HFIL! 210 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,200 PLANET DESTROYER: Also the phone won't stop yelling at me. 211 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,480 DISARMED: (DAD, I, 212 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,780 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS! 213 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:32,380 HE'S SO MUCH STRONGER, AND- AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!) [Soft Piano Version of "Gohan's Anger" plays] 214 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:33,680 IT WAS MY COWARDICE, 215 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,020 AND MY HUBRIS, 216 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:36,780 AND NOW MY WEAKNESS 217 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:37,560 WE'RE ALL GONNA- 218 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:45,460 SON GOKU: Gohan, I wanna tell you that if you don't do this, Your dad is gonna die. Your mom's gonna die. 219 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:48,480 EVERYONE is gonna die. 220 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:54,200 But before all that, if you don't do this, YOU'RE gonna die. 221 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:59,600 And you're better than that. You're better than him! You're better than ME! [We are all aware of that one Goku] 222 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,820 Per™ CELL: WOAH, NELLY! 223 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:05,100 BECOMING IRRELEV-WAHAHAHAHAH!!: See? I'm not even CLOSE to that strong! 224 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,120 ʸᵉᵗ 225 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:10,860 You're MORE than just Piccolo's son. YOU are SON GOHAN! 226 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:15,300 Now plant your feet, grit your teeth, and 227 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:16,080 E A T 228 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:16,720 E A T T H A T 229 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,340 E A T T H A T A S S ! ! 230 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,760 HUNGRY HUNGRY SAIYAN: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!! 231 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:26,060 PERFECTER™ HORSE: So what's this, brat? Your second wind or your dying gasp? 232 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:32,560 Either way, it doesn't mattah. Behold the power OF TWO HANDS! (apparently Revy is Cell's favorite Black Lagoon character) 233 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:34,640 FATHER: GOHAN! 234 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,320 DADDY: No. 235 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:37,700 DURACELL: Take solace, Gohan! 236 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,640 Though you have fought alone, 237 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,340 you will not DIE alone. 238 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:44,940 That is my last gift to you! 239 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:45,440 A 240 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,040 P̵̡̧̨̨̢̢̢̡̧̢̨̢̧̧̢̡̧̧̢̡̢̧̡̨̢̢̛̛̛̛͕̩̙͎͖̱̩̺̺̝͈͎͉̩͍̬̮̲͖̙̞̞͓̬̪̠͖̼̟̮͓̟̖͉̰͈̪̤̬͖̙̬̩͍̰̥̣̬̗͙̺̯͓̙̝̯͓̹̳͙̞͖̯͖̻͙̫̬͍̩̘͍̦̠͕̝̖͔̜̤̳͇̯̠̬̫̖͓͓̗͈͖̖̙͙͕͈̻͉̮̩͙͔̥̗̝̠͔͇̹̳̥͚̩͍̟̳͓̥͖͎̹̰̮̭͎̝͔̫̘͖̥̳͙̖̜̥̲̺̜̯͕̫̦͎͕͔̩͙̘̯͙̱͔̜̙͎͔͍͕̭͓̜͓̞͕̯̪͉͉̩̯̳̦̹̭̻̯̠͇̟̣͇͉͈͉͕̠̣̭̯̦͎̟͓͔̘͕͈̖̝͖̩̘͖̱̲̰͚̳̹̮̱̖̜̪͎̮͚͕̩̙̯̣̣̔͑̒̄̀̌̇͐̽̄̓͗́́̔̍̔͐͗̍͋̂̋̑̒̃̀̆͌̒͊̂͛̋̈́̂̑̅̒̀͋̋́͊̊̽̓͆̈̔̓̀͂̂̎͒̊͂̀͒̉̎̽̓̒͋̉̋̀̂͋̋͌̓͐́͌̔̓̈́͆̋͒̀͂̈́͛͊́̅̈́͐̓̓̄͛̏̎͆̈́̂̾̈͆̈́͆̋̀͒̓̈́̄̑́̇̐̽̔̌̿̉̔̓̌̓̒͋̅̒̎͊̌͛̋͊̊̄̎̄́͗̀͌̍̏̐̌͒̂͋̍̒̎̉̀̓̐́̐́̽͋̈͒̔̇̔̊͛̊̃̒́̽̂͐̄̀́̾̀̏͛̌́̉͋̔̂̒̍̚̕̕͘̕̕̕͘̚͘̚̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 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241 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:46,780 D E A T H 242 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:48,780 [battle of Stalingrad] 243 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,400 GROWN UP MAN: {THAZ WAZ FO MA BABY BOY} 244 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:53,480 BABY BOY KILLER: Oh... Shit 245 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,660 GHOST FATHER: DO IT NOW! (Clench your asshole tight and yell from the bottom of your heart!) 246 00:08:55,660 --> 00:09:00,100 ░̫ͪ̃▒̆̿̀▓̛̻̞ͫ̐́█̟̥̳̖̥͌͋►͓̼̘̺̣̙͗̅͞ ̬̈́̄͒̀̑̚Ả̏͌͐͟ ͈͚͚̊ͯͦ̈̀̓͘A̸͈̺̗̯̺̾ͦͪ̊ ͚̮̩̬͎̲ͧ̿A̞̳͚̣̰̦ͫͤ̏ͣ̓ A̹͗ ̵̭͔̜̦̝̞A̸̝̥̫̬ͮ̊ͮ̌̔ ͇̙̰̯͍͚͑ͣ͡A͊҉ ̘̆̒A̝̟̰̐ͦ̅͛͌ ̼̊̓̕A̱̳̼̤͈̺̓ ̠̫̗̰̩̣̮̈ͨ̾͐Ả̰ͥͫ̌ ̫͚̥̤͇̙̊́̽̉͟A̮̹̘͓̣͈ͯ̌ͫ̚͠ ̬ͫͬ̑͑̎!͚̙̞̣̩̮͑ ̢̳̔̍̐̅͒̌!̶̟̦͕ͮ̆́̓ ̧̻̗͔̩͓̋̅͒͛ͥ̽̊!̫̲ͥ̽̿̾̿͢ ̰̺̭̲̎̒̿̃̚!̸̮ ҉̟̼̬̰ͅ!̷̱͇̳̫̜͔̎ͪ͛ ͆◄͉ͥͩͬͮ█̇̓͏▓̼̼▒̏҉͉░̱̠ͨͮ̎ 247 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:00,740 GUY WHO F*CKED UP: OH (Crap 248 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:01,440 SHIT! (Crap Baskeeeeets!) 249 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:07,580 [and now, one of the best songs to ever exist] 250 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,660 PERFECTER CELL™: And now, 251 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:12,240 the end is near 252 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:15,500 And so I face 253 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:19,000 The final curtain 254 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 My friend, 255 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:23,660 I'll say it clear 256 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,220 I'll state my case, 257 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,100 of which I'm certain 258 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,320 I've lived 259 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,700 a life that's full 260 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,660 I traveled each 261 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:42,280 and every highway 262 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,460 But more, 263 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,000 much more than this, 264 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:54,240 I did it my way 265 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,240 Regrets, 266 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:00,000 I've had a few 267 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,380 But then again, 268 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:05,920 too few to mention 269 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,320 I did 270 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:08,900 [oh my there] what I had to do 271 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,840 what I had to do 272 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,040 and saw it through 273 00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:17,680 without exemption 274 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,620 I planned 275 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,540 each charted course 276 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,880 each careful step 277 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,960 [legends say that the tile is still green to this day] 278 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:29,500 along the bi-way 279 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,500 And more 280 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,500 Much more than this 281 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:40,380 I did it my way 282 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:43,840 Yes, there were times 283 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,380 I'm sure you knew 284 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:49,360 When I bit off 285 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,940 more than I could chew 286 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,780 But through it all 287 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,340 when there was doubt 288 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,680 I ate it up 289 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,840 AND SPIT IT OUT 290 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,700 THE RECORD SHOWS 291 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,960 I TOOK THE BLOWS 292 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,000 AND 293 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,140 AND DID 294 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,020 AND DID IIIIT 295 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:18,500 MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 296 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:23,440 WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 297 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,440 ayyyyyyyyyyyyy (fades out) 298 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,840 [The Perfect Sendoff to the Perfect Asshole. /(-_-\)] 299 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:47,380 [So is space if black, dark, and cold, does that mean space is really just Mr. Popo?] 300 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:57,840 [lol] 301 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,680 GOHAN: HORSE: 302 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,760 GOHAN: HORSE: EATEN 303 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,040 [ONCE TOLD ME] HORSE EATER: somebody 304 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:10,720 HORSE EATER: somebody catch 305 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,220 HORSE EATER: somebody catch me 306 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:11,720 HORSE EATER: somebody catch mee 307 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,220 HORSE EATER: somebody catch meee 308 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:12,880 HORSE EATER: somebody catch meeee 309 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,380 PICCOLO: He's... HORSE EATER: somebody catch meeeee 310 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:13,880 PICCOLO: He's... HORSE EATER: somebody catch meeeeee 311 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:14,540 PICCOLO: He's... dead... HORSE EATER: somebody catch meeeeeee 312 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:15,700 [nobody catches him] [press F to pay respects] 313 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,320 IRRESPONSIBLE: Cell is dead! 314 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,040 USELESS BICLOPS: Nobody's gonna hold it against me if I start crying, are they? [I will] 315 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,020 USELESS TRICLOPS: Better now than five minutes ago [gayyyyyyyyyyyyy] 316 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,380 KRILLIN: SO, BUDDY! 317 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,080 Ya beat your first bad guy! [what're you gonna do now?] [I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD oh wait it's flooded probably] 318 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,540 How's it feel? 319 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:28,040 [afterglow face] 320 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:28,640 ...Gohan? 321 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,380 PURPLE HILLBILLY: If anybody's there, 322 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:35,760 my autonomic nervous system shut down all non-critical bodily functions. [NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD] 323 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,860 I cannot move, 324 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:37,500 I cannot move, hear, 325 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,280 I cannot move, hear, or see. 326 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:38,960 [but you can still talk somehow which probably counts as moving] I cannot move, hear, or see. 327 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,760 On a related note, 328 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,620 I really 329 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,120 I really, really 330 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,780 I really, really need to use the bathroom. 331 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:44,280 [and you can still somehow hold your piss in] 332 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,840 FINALLY USEFUL BICLOPS: Yeah let's get you to the lookout, little buddy 333 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,840 LITTLE BUDDY: Is that Tienshinhan? 334 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,460 You have very soft hands. 335 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:54,780 "TIEN": So, is there any food on the lookout? 'Cause I'm starving. 336 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,380 PTSD: FOURTH RULE OF POPO'S TRAINING: 337 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:58,620 "TIEN": Yeah, yeah, don't eat his stuff. 338 00:12:58,620 --> 00:12:59,600 Hey, Piccolo! 339 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,600 We're gonna stop for snacks on the way! 340 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,200 HARDASS: Y'know, Vegeta, 341 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,200 I'm surprised you're not taking credit for the win. 342 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,800 VEGETA: I'M surprised you're not thanking me for saving your worthless lives. 343 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,880 UNSURPRISED: Heh. 344 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,040 Well don't worry. 345 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,520 We'll go revive "your baby boy" 346 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,560 THE TSUNDERE OF PARENTING: F[900Hz]kin' better. (THERE IT IS!) 347 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,020 AFRO HOGAN: We're- 348 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:32,660 W-we're alive! 349 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:35,420 After all that... 350 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,340 I need to rethink my life. 351 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,020 JAMES ROMANCANDLE: MISTER SATAN! 352 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:38,520 [jumpscared] 353 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,880 JIMOTHY CHERRYBOMB: MISTER SATAN! 354 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,960 WE FOUND SOME WORKING EQUIPMENT IN THE VAN! 355 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:45,120 WE'VE ONLY GOT AUDIO, BUT THE PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU! {convenient} 356 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,180 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL THE WORLD WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 357 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:50,600 SEÑOR LUCIFER: I-I don't, um, I'm not really 358 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,820 JIMBO BOTTLEROCKET: Mister Satan. 359 00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:53,540 Would you like to tell the world, 360 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:54,240 including 361 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,540 including your millions of scared 362 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:56,040 including your millions of scared, confused 363 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,660 including your millions of scared, confused, aND APPARENTLY RIOTING fans 364 00:13:58,660 --> 00:13:59,700 WHAT 365 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,220 WHAT H A P P E N E D ? 366 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,680 MONSIEUR BEELZEBUB: Well, 367 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,500 Jimmy, 368 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,500 and all you at home, 369 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,800 I won't lie to you: 370 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,860 I won't lie to you: [incoming lie in 3] 371 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:09,800 Cell is dead. [incoming lie in 2] 372 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,800 Cell is dead. [incoming lie in 1] 373 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,300 Cell is dead. [incoming lie in 0] 374 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,940 And I AM THE ONE WHO 375 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:13,740 And I AM THE ONE WHO TOOK 376 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:14,700 And I AM THE ONE WHO TOOK H I M 377 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,960 And I AM THE ONE WHO TOOK H I M D O W N 378 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,860 [no but like why do these people still buy his shit] 379 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,760 JIM PYROTECHNICS: Is there a body, Mister Satan? 380 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,860 MR. "HYPOCRITE" SATAN™: [oshit] NO! 381 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:22,460 ŊAH-I MEAN, 382 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:23,740 ŊAH-I MEAN, OF COURSE NOT! 383 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,380 HE EXPLODED WITHOUT A TRACE ON IMPACT, JIMMY. 384 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:29,920 THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED "MR. SATAN'S MEGATON PUNCH!™®©" (well, he's certainly right on Cell exploding without a trace) 385 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,900 BUT IF HE WEREN'T SUCH A CHUMP, 386 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:35,660 ID'VE GIVEN HIM A PUNCH FOR ALL MY WONDERFUL SATANISTS OUT THERE 387 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,600 MINDLESS CROWD: HAIL SATAN! 388 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,940 MINDLESS CROWD: HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! 389 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:39,360 MINDLESS CROWD: HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! FAT FANBOY: Whadda we do now? 390 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,240 MINDLESS CROWD: HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAT FANBOY: ...orgy? 391 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,220 MINDLESS CROWD: HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! FAT FANBOY: ORGY! 392 00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:41,840 MINDLESS CROWD: HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! OFFSCREEN FANBOY: YEAH! 393 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,320 MINDLESS CROWD: HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! OFFSCREEN FANBOY: YEAH! F[900Hz] THIS CITY! (oh shut up Grant!) 394 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:49,220 SOME CAPTAIN GUY: Well, King Furry, it seems that we were victorious today. 395 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:49,800 KING FURRY: Boof. [You don't REALLY thik that HE did it, don't you?] 396 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,020 CAN SOMEHOW UNDERSTAND HIM: Yes, sir, I, too, believe it was the son of that... 397 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,300 "Goku" fellow. 398 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,820 Unfortunately... 399 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:58,400 the world may never know the truth. 400 00:14:58,620 --> 00:14:59,240 KING OWO: Birff. [I need some fresh air] 401 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,900 WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING: We'll go for walkies later, sir. 402 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,780 The orgy has begun. 403 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:05,780 KING YIFF: [whines] (Bunch of idiots...) 404 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,000 LITTLE GREEN: Gohan! 405 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,700 What did you idiots do?! 406 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,840 IDIOT: Nothing! We just let him fight Cell. 407 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,800 SUPER KAMI PANICKING BOYFRIEND: ALONE?! 408 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,040 IDIOT: Well yeah, that's just 409 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,280 IDIOT: Well yeah, that's just ᵏᶦᶰᵈᵃ ʰᵒʷ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍˢ 410 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,560 GAY GOD: Just give him to me, you mook! (his first day isn't up and he's already done with everybody.) 411 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:22,960 [as the healing is visibly working] I don't think the healing is working! 412 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,580 I need to give him mouth-to-mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (or maybe get the first aid kit!) 413 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,240 NON-CONSENTING: edvuvuh? 414 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,240 [pronounce it correctly you fuck] Dende? 415 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,300 LITTLE GREEN BONER: Gohan! 416 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:28,820 Can you breathe? 417 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:29,320 [if it can breathe, it can succ] Can you breathe? 418 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,940 GOHAN: Better than usual, actually. 419 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,240 DISAPPOINTED: No, ok- okay. 420 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:33,360 [for real, what even is that third eye? it never blinks and it looks like a sticker] TRICLOPS: Hey... Sorry about your dad, kid. 421 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,160 {What if all along it was just a tattoo} TRICLOPS: Hey... Sorry about your dad, kid. 422 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,620 YAMCHA: Yeah, that's rough. 423 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,220 KID: You guys, it's fine! 424 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,900 He's dead! (And there's another red flag) 425 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,900 RED FLAG DETECTOR #3: There's a lot to unpack there. 426 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,300 PROUD BIG GREEN DAD: You did a good job out there, kid. 427 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,600 Without you, we'd all be dead. 428 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,160 SOUNDING LIKE HIS FATHER: Yup! (I think he's finally internalized that death is the same as being uncapacitated for a year at most in this universe) 429 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,180 PICCOLO: D-I, 430 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,380 PICCOLO: D-I, I just wanted you to know that. (b-baka!) 431 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,000 KID: I know. 432 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,600 RED FLAG DETECTOR #1: Nuh, d-okay. 433 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,960 Long as we're clear. 434 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,860 NOT INTERESTED IN FEMALES: Okay so why did you bring two dead chicks to my lookout? 435 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:57,540 SOMEHOW ALIVE AND NOT PARTIALLY DIGESTED: Huh? 436 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,020 THIRSTY HO: Good morning, sunshine! 437 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,140 [Kami/Dende's Lookout] DEAD CHICK #1: 1. Where am I? 438 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:00,700 [Gohan punched Cell (who puked you up) and then killed him] DEAD CHICK #1: 1. Where am I? 2. What happened? 439 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,320 [all over the place] DEAD CHICK #1: 1. Where am I? 2. What happened? 3. Where's Cell? 440 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,200 GOOGOLO: 1. On the Lookout 441 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,440 GOOGOLO: 1. On the Lookout 2. Gohan killed Cell 442 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,700 GOOGOLO: 1. On the Lookout 2. Gohan killed Cell and... 443 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,140 GOOGOLO: 1. On the Lookout 2. Gohan killed Cell 3. Gohan killed Cell 444 00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,480 ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS: 4. What's the Lookout? 445 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,580 BINGIN: 4. It's where God lives. 446 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,860 GOD: Whaddup. 447 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:10,400 PEOPLE BEING TOLD THE PLOT OF ANY ANIME: Okay wow 448 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,700 [accurate reaction to being told that 1. a god exists 2. said god is standing right over there 3. said god is a little green alien dude] PEOPLE BEING TOLD THE PLOT OF ANY ANIME: Okay wow you're throwing a lot at me here 449 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,220 AD THAT POPS UP IN THE SEARCH RESULTS: Also I'm in love with you. 450 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,720 USER WHO DIDN'T INSTALL UBLOCK ORIGIN: And that's my limit! 451 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,800 Thank you. Bye. [closes window] 452 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,300 THIRSTY AD COMPANY: NO-WAIT- 453 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:16,940 THIRSTY AD COMPANY: NO-WAIT-ŊO 454 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,820 E-I'm bad at this. 455 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,500 NOT INTERESTED(yet): We both are! 456 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:23,060 TRICLOPS: Suddenly, I'm elated that Trunks is dead. 457 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:23,760 REASONABLE REACTION: Dude! 458 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,420 TRICLOPS: What? 459 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:26,080 So he didn't have to see THAT. 460 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,920 SENSITIVE: Still, dude! 461 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,580 GREENBOI: Okay, Shenron, 462 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:30,920 wakey-wakey, eggs and 463 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,920 wakey-wakey, eggs and dead people. [you know, the usual!] 464 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,600 RAYQUAZA THE GENIE: I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON. 465 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,240 STATE YOUR WISHES, 466 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:49,980 AND I 467 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:50,640 AND I SHALL 468 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,460 AND I SHALL GRANT THEM. 469 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,240 GOHAN: He seems 470 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:54,740 GOHAN: He seems... 471 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,300 GOHAN: He seems... less moody than usual. 472 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,060 GREENBOI: 'Sup, Shenron? 473 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:57,580 LESS MOODY: 'Sup, 474 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,900 LESS MOODY: 'Sup, Big Green? {Wait. He's alright with being called that?} 475 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,200 YAMCHA: Eternal Dragon! 476 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,660 Our first wish is to bring back everyone *on Earth* killed by Cell! [did you mean "Bring back to life everyone who was killed by Cell" or "Have Cell kill everyone on Earth and then bring them back here, having been killed by Cell"?] 477 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:04,220 BIG SNEK: A 478 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,460 BIG SNEK: A SIMPLE 479 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:06,860 BIG SNEK: A SIMPLE MATTER 480 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,520 [MUH] DEAD CHICK #2: I get it, 481 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,420 [MUH-HOGANY] DEAD CHICK #2: I get it, it's a beautiful desk! 482 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,420 DEAD CHICK #2: I get it, it's a beautiful desk! Can I just go to heave- 483 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:13,440 DEAD CHICK #2: I get it, it's a beautiful desk! Can I just go to heave- 484 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,100 Where am I? 485 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:14,900 DUCKDUCKGOHAN: You're on the lookout! 486 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,900 ON THE LOOKOUT: Oh, good. 487 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,340 Got my clothes back. 488 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,340 PUNY GOD: Alright, since you resurrected more than one person, 489 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,240 you only have one wish left. 490 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,280 [doesn't actively care if they make it count] Make it count. 491 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,060 TRICLOPS: Something doesn't seem right. 492 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,840 BICLOPS: Yeah, shouldn't Goku be back now? 493 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,720 BIG GREEN: You wanna tell them, or should I? 494 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,080 BIG B[blocked by YouTube guidelines]: Oh, please, I insist. 495 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,780 BIG GREEN: I WAS going to save this for AFTER Krillin died, 496 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:35,280 but since you apparently did the impossible... 497 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,520 You still can't bring back somebody who's already died before. 498 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,080 DIDN'T READ THE T&C: What?! 499 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,040 OWNED COUNTER GUY: HOOO bullet dodged! 500 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,460 LOREMASTER: Don't freak out. Porunga can still bring back people who've already died. 501 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,920 YAMCHA: Good thinking, Piccolo! 502 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,540 We'll just use the remaining wish to go to Namek! 503 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,140 GHOSTKU: You wanna tell 'em, or should I? 504 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,480 POLTERKAIST: Don't talk to me! 505 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:50,980 GHOST SON GOKU'S NOT-GHOST SON, GOHAN: Dad? 506 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:51,800 KRILLIN: Goku? 507 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:52,760 GHOSTKU: Hey, guys! 508 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,520 I'm in heaven, with King Kai! 509 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,040 POLTERKAIST: Yeah, thanks for specifying 510 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:56,640 POLTERKAIST: Yeah, thanks for specifying "on Earth" 511 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,740 POLTERKAIST: Yeah, thanks for specifying "on Earth", by the way 512 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,820 YAMCHA! 513 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,660 YAMCHA! YOU ASSHOLE! 514 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:01,460 KRILLIN: Okay, Goku! 515 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,640 KRILLIN: Okay, Goku! We're gonna go to Namek and wish you back, so just sit tight, buddy! 516 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:05,480 BUDDY: Yeah, 517 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,780 BUDDY: Yeah, about that... 518 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,780 NEGLECTED SON: (Oh, here it comes...) 519 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:09,660 BUDDY: I gave it some thought, 520 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,160 [did it hurt?] BUDDY: I gave it some thought, 521 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,000 BUDDY: I gave it some thought, and... 522 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,180 BUDDY: I gave it some thought, and... well... 523 00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:13,180 BUDDY: Raditz and Vegeta [and also Nappa] 524 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,440 BUDDY: Raditz and Vegeta came to Earth because of me [and also Nappa] 525 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,280 BUDDY: Raditz and Vegeta came to Earth because of me, right? [but who really cares about Nappa] 526 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,520 BUDDY: And then Friezer came to Earth 527 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,820 BUDDY: And then Friezer came to Earth because of me, 528 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:19,080 BUDDY: and the androids were made 529 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,540 BUDDY: and the androids were made because of me... 530 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:21,640 It just feels like... 531 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,720 every time the earth's in danger, 532 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,720 I'm the common dominator. 533 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,880 And frankly, 534 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,280 And frankly, I'm tired of dominating. 535 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:28,780 ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) And frankly, I'm tired of dominating. 536 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,940 [Dende's inner voice: ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)] It's your turn to dominate, Gohan. (goku he's 11) 537 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,000 GOHAN: Everything you just said was technically correct. 538 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:33,500 GOHAN: Everything you just said was technically correct. (The best kind of correct) 539 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:37,720 GOKU: I'm just thinking, maybe it would be better 540 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,400 GOKU: if I just stayed dead. (feels like this is becoming a metaphor.) 541 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,800 FANS: But, you've been apart of our lives for so long.. 542 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,900 FANS: It can't just end like this! Right? 543 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:49,360 TFS: I know it's hard guys, but I think it's for the best. 544 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,480 And this doesn't have to be goodbye forever! 545 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,100 Maybe one day 546 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,640 Maybe one day (when the time is right), 547 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,220 I'll come back to see you again. 548 00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:00,180 But, it is goodbye! 549 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,920 But, it is goodbye! For now at least. 550 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,260 Gohan, I know I- 551 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,060 GOHAN: Dad 552 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,360 GOHAN: Dad, don't. 553 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,720 It's okay 554 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,200 Because you were right about one thing 555 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,760 I can take care of us. 556 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,100 Just... 557 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,080 Just... Promise you'll call every once in a while 558 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,320 GOKU: Of course! 559 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,080 KAIPHONE X: I am NOT your cellphone! 560 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:19,600 GOKU: Oops! I gotta go here, 561 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,880 getting some interference. 562 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,040 GOKU: Take care, Gohan! 563 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,100 And say 'Hi' to your little brother for me 564 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,020 IGNORED CHILD: Wait- mon's pregnant!? 565 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,520 ABSENT PARENT OF 2: Bye, sons! 566 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:27,600 uh... 567 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,180 now? 568 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,360 Where's the off button 569 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,580 SAMSUNG KAILAXY: Get your hands off me! 570 00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:31,800 GOKU: Boop! SAMSUNG KAILAXY: Aw! My off button! 571 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,800 (Hang up tone) 572 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,380 NEW HEAD OF THE FAMILY: See you later dad. 573 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,500 YAMCHA: So... If uh you guys don't have any wishes... 574 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,960 I've never really gotten the chance to- 575 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,920 SELFLESS MIDGET: Can you turn 17 and 18 back into normal humans? 576 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:45,420 TRUNKS: Wha? 577 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,160 NO RESPECT: Oh no. it's cool. Next time though? [He doesn't deserve it anyways] 578 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:50,660 ANDROID HATER: Oh, I get it. Turn them back into humans and make them weaker. 579 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,260 ANDROID LOVER: Wha- no! 580 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:55,020 Dr. Gero stole their lives away from them. 581 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,220 I just think they deserve a better life. 582 00:19:57,220 --> 00:20:00,900 PROVISOS: That wish is beyond my power. 583 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:01,780 ANNOYED: 🅱ULLSHIT! 584 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,600 DRAGON WITH LIMITS: Look, I don't make the rules. 585 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,120 COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT: Then who does? 586 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:05,760 MAKER OF RULES: Hi. 587 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,200 KNOWS HIS PLACE: Because they are incredibly fair and balanced. [Never argue with Popo] 588 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,300 YAMCHA: Honestly man, 589 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,760 I don't see the downside to being an anrdoid. 590 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,400 Y'know, except walking around with a nuke in your chest. 591 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,580 SECOND OPTION: Wait. Shenron! 592 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,360 Can you take the bombs out of them? 593 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,880 BOMB REMOVAL SERVICE: I can. 594 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,700 SATISFIED CUSTOMER: That please. 595 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:28,500 BIGGER GREEN: Your wishes have been granted. 596 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,660 Farewell! 597 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,420 BIGGER 598 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:33,400 BIGGER GREEN 599 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,480 BIGGER GREEN OUT! 600 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,820 {So now even he has a nickname...} 601 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:46,960 PRINCESS TRUNKS: For the record, 602 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,420 I agree with the results of your wish, 603 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,500 but NOT the motive. 604 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,760 MOTIVATED BY LOVE: I just... 605 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,640 wanna do the right thing. Okay? 606 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,120 GOHAN: I think it's sweet. 607 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,260 You're a good guy, Krillin. 608 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:57,880 GOOD GUY: Thanks. Too bad Android 18 will never know. 609 00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,480 I wish I had one more chance to talk to her. 610 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,180 {Oh. well speak of Dabura} 18: Okay. What the hell was that? 611 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,380 SMITTEN: Thank you, Shenron. 612 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:05,380 BAFFLED BY SELFLESSNESS: You could have wish for a billion zeni, 613 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:06,980 or a nose. (120% reasonable but ain't gonna happen tho) 614 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:11,580 but instead you use a magical wish-granting dragon... 615 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:12,540 but instead you use a magical wish granting dragon... for us. 616 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,960 WOULD HAVE WISHED THEM DEAD: Asking the real questions here. 617 00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:15,280 NOSELESS LOVESTRUCK MIDGET: It just... 618 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,380 made sense. 619 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,040 SECRETLY MOVED: Okay, look. 620 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,800 I've gotta go find my brother. 621 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,400 I can only imagine what's going through his head right now. 622 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,820 SURPRISED TO BE ALIVE: Uh? 623 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,220 I never did get that boat. {That's your concern?} 624 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:33,040 SISTER OF A BOAT LOVER: I actually bet it's inane. 625 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:35,040 but.. 626 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,700 Let's talk later. 627 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,620 DESPERATE: Wait! Wait! 628 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:40,280 W-w-what's your number? 629 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,280 18: My name! 630 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,540 KRILLIN: heh... 631 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:45,680 Guess I flew into that one. {yes you did} 632 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,320 KNOWS NOTHING OF LOVE: I'm not sure what just happened. 633 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,100 KAMI: Krillin's got a girlfriend. NAIL: Krillin's got a girlfriend. {Krillin's got a girlfriend.} 634 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,440 DICKLESS: gross. 635 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,200 TRICLOPS: Well, I better get home. 636 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,940 I told Chiaotzu if I wasn't dead by the end of the day, 637 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:57,600 that we'd eat out. 638 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,460 YAMCHA: Ha! 639 00:21:58,460 --> 00:21:59,300 Gay! 640 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,220 GAY: I'll miss you too, Yamcha. 641 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,340 GOHAN: Thank you for all your help, Mr. Tenshinhan. 642 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:05,620 MR. TENSHINHAN: You're the one who pick up our slack kid. 643 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,620 Now keep that bright head in the clouds, 644 00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,520 and strong feet on the ground. 645 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,060 and Trunks. 646 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:10,960 and Trunks. PRINCESS TRUNKS: Huh? 647 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,640 Go reck their shit. 648 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,260 READY TO RECK SHIT: That's the idea. 649 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:15,940 KIKOGOING: Until we meet again. 650 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:19,400 Which will probably be when the world's in danger so just... 651 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,400 Keep a close eye on Vegeta {Hate boner is still strong in this one} 652 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,460 PRINCESS TRUNKS: Can any of you get a read on that guy? 653 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:27,820 GOHAN: Not even close. 654 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:29,560 KRILLIN: We should probably follow his lead. 655 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,560 Namek has shorter days than this has been. {wait... isn't it always day there?} 656 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,340 GOHAN: Are you going to stay here on the lookout, Mr. Piccolo? 657 00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:34,960 PICCOLO: I mean, 658 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,140 That's up to Dende. 659 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,660 SUPER KAMI DENDE: Are you gonna visit us Gohan? 660 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:38,860 GOHAN: All the time! {Don't make promises you can't keep} 661 00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:40,860 PLEASED GOD: Then yes. We have a room for you, Nail. 662 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,780 PICCOLO: I've never had a room before. 663 00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:43,760 AMUSED GOD: That's depressing. 664 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,900 And hilarious. 665 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,740 MR. POPO: I call it 'Deprarious'! 666 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,020 PRINCESS TRUNKS: If you guys wouldn't mind, 667 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:51,440 I'd like if you could come by capsule corp tomorrow before I leave. 668 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,220 Before I met you guys... 669 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:54,660 Before I met you guys... All I had was stories. 670 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,660 Now that I've fought alongside you all, I'm... 671 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,320 I'm gonna miss you. 672 00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,600 KRILLIN: Aw shuck, buddy! We're gonna- 673 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,600 GOHAN'S DISCIPLE: Specifically you, Gohan. 674 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:03,240 DENIED LOVE: Was that necessary? 675 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,240 GOHAN: We'll be there with bells on. 676 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,080 And I'll see you later, Dende. 677 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,080 EAGER GOD: Visit soon, Gohan. We'll have a slumber party. 678 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,280 We can play spin the bottle. 679 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,280 Heheh. 1v1 me, bro! 680 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,700 NEW LEADER: Alright then, guys! Ready? 681 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:18,060 Let's go home! 682 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:29,100 YAJIROBE: Hey! 683 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,980 GOHAN: Good job, everybody! 684 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:34,100 See you at Capsule Corp! 685 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,440 PRINCESS TRUNKS: No, sorry. 686 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,440 There's only room in the time machine for one person. {You might want to install extra seats in the future} 687 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,720 DESPERATE FOR LOVE: Can't you like... 688 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,240 Put me in a capsule? {Can you even put living thing in capsules?} 689 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,340 HONEST QUESTION: Why would you want to ggo back to me post-apocolyptic future? 690 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:52,340 YAMCHA:(Must think of a good lie) 691 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:54,400 READER OF POKER FACE: Is it because my mom is single? 692 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,540 QUICK TO BAIL: Oh hey! My apartment's this way. 693 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:57,540 QUICK TO BAIL: Oh hey! My apartment's this way. Later, Trunks! {I'd say Trunks was right on the money} 694 00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,420 {oh boy... somebody's upset...} 695 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:09,140 WIDOW: Your father would rather be dead than live with his wife and children. 696 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,660 NEW HEAD OF THE FAMILY: Mom, no. 697 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:11,940 Dad might be... 698 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,780 well, IS one of the 699 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:14,340 well, IS one of the dumbest, 700 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:15,080 well, IS one of the dumbest, most selfish 701 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,620 well, IS one of the dumbest, most selfish, most irresponsible people we know... 702 00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:20,280 But, 703 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,340 before he died... 704 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:23,960 before he died... he mentioned us. 705 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,240 ALL of us. 706 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,260 BIG GRANDDAD: Even me? 707 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:27,700 GOHAN: Granddad? Srsly? 708 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,640 Could you not? 709 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,380 Right now? 710 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,540 WIDOW:My... 711 00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:33,080 WIDOW: My... My Goku. {Aw... She does care} 712 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,080 DEAD GOD: You're sure about this, Goku? 713 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,960 DEAD DAD: 'Bout as sure as I can be. 714 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,160 DEAD GOD: Most men would die all over again just to get back what you had. 715 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:41,520 a loving wife, 716 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,400 a loving wife, two sons, 717 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,960 UNEARTHLY powers... {Doesn't he still have that even in death?} 718 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,180 OPTIMIST: Yeah, but those aren't going anywhere. 719 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,400 and if they do... 720 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,240 and if they do... It'll prolly just be back to me. 721 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,220 it's a win-win. 722 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,640 KING KAI: You're a strange creature, Goku. 723 00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:54,120 STRANGE CREATURE: I'm just... 724 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,120 Not afraid of change I guess. 725 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,060 I've never been. 726 00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:59,740 When it comes down to it... 727 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:01,740 I know they're gonna be alright. 728 00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:04,840 Because if I've learned anything since landing of Earth.... 729 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,020 WISE KAI: Big IF there. 730 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,080 MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: It's that everyone is strong than they think they are. 731 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:07,940 PRINCE GEETS: Love ya, Boi. MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: It's that everyone is strong than they think they are. 732 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,260 MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: It's that everyone is strong than they think they are. 733 00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:09,860 PRINCESS TRUNKS: Love ya too, Pops. 734 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:10,360 PRINCESS TRUNKS: Love ya too, Pops. MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: I've left behind the BEST people in the world. 735 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,780 PRINCE GEETS: Proud of ya. MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: I've left behind the BEST people in the world. 736 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:12,480 MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: I've left behind the BEST people in the world. 737 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,080 And I'm happy about that. 738 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,080 Things changed, 739 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,580 MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: and the're gonna keep changing. 740 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:18,380 BACK TO THE FUTURE: Bye, everyone! MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: and the're gonna keep changing. 741 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,080 BACK TO THE FUTURE: I'll never forget you! MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: There ain't no stopping that. 742 00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:22,180 MOTHER OF A TIME TRAVELLER: See you in 17 years sweetie! (or sooner) MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: The most important part... 743 00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:22,860 MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: Now, 744 00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:24,860 MORON WHO LEARNED SOMETHING: Now, they can live their own lives. 745 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:26,860 and make their own futures. 746 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,480 And I can't wait to see the kind of future they make. 747 00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:43,660 CONFUSED: What? 748 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,040 {I can't believe that's it!} 749 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,040 {After all that...} 750 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,040 {We had a wonderful trip this season.} 751 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,600 KRILLIN: I'm surprised you'd knew I'd be here. 752 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,600 18: Seemed like the obvious pick. 753 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,120 KRILLIN: True... 754 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,120 so... um... 755 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,520 What can I do ya for? 756 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,560 SEX MODE ACTIVATED: I made a promise to myself, and I'm here to keep it. 757 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,600 DOESN'T GET THE HINT: You wanna see a movie or- 758 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,400 READY TO ROCK: Dude! 759 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,740 READY TO ROCK: Dude! Drop your pants. 760 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:10,160 SURPRISED BY REQUEST: Oh. 761 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,740 O-okay, but umm... 762 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:13,740 Just a heads up. I'm a grower. 763 00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:14,680 o_o 764 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,440 O_O 765 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:16,780 SHOCKED BY SIZE: OH 766 00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:17,480 SHOCKED BY SIZE: OH MY 767 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,560 SHOCKED BY SIZE: OH MY GOD! 768 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,200 WORRIED: What? 769 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,220 DETERMINED: Get on the bed! 770 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:22,220 GETTING LAID TONIGHT: YES MA'AM! 771 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:24,360 *gnid* 772 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,700 {Wow. They've been at it for a while...} 773 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,000 CLIMAX: SCATTER 774 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:17,960 CLIMAX: SCATTER BULLET! 775 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,680 SCORE 39 FOR THE KRILL DOG!!! 776 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,080 HAHA! 777 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,080 ROCKED OUT: Uh... wow. 778 00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:33,500 {OMG! The abridged adventures are gonna continue!} 779 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:38,240 {We'll see ya'll in the next season!} 780 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,240 {And Bojack Abridged} 781 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,580 {And the epilogue} 782 00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:43,380 {and the other world tournament} 783 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,380 {Oh yeah. Also, DBZ Kai Abridged episode 3}