Time Traveller: Reading Disclaimer [We're back! Aannnd it's not the Buu Saga Dende damn it]
[We're back! Aannnd it's not the Buu Saga. Dende damn it.]
MILF: Make sure to tell future me she raised you right.
TORANKSU: Oh, I've got a lot to tell you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GOHAN: I'm gonna miss you, Trunks.
DOC BROWN: Have a safe trip back the the future, McFly.
BIFF?: *middle finger* [MY BABY BOYYYYYY]
MARTY: *middle finger*
TRUNKS: Goodbye, everyone! I'll never forget you! [Sentimental bullshit, eh?]
MILF: See you in seventeen years, sweetie! [If Trunks is a one year old, this line has a second meaning ;)))]
LEGAL MILF: Hahaha! Suck on that wurst, Einstein!
Collapse that wave function all over your pasty german a- huh? [Thank, uh.. Kami? Dende? Thank Piccolo Trunks walked in.
Trunks! Oh, you're back! Thank goodness you're...
Thank goodness you're...
Eeeveerything go well? [He's gonna mention Vegeta, ain't-]
Future Trunks: Hey mom, ever meet dad? [-Of course.]
Okay, look, """love""" is complicated.
Seriously, how was I supposed to prepare you for a year alone with him? I never even got a week.
How was I supposed to prepare you for a year alone with him? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I Never even got a week [Yeah but Chi Chi and Goku did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
MCFLY: Mom, you didn't prepare me for a car ride to the grocery store with the screaming man baby. What did you see in him?!
hat did you see in him?
Future Bulma: A short stubborn whiny powerful man desperate for recognition,
As a female scientist in her early 30s, I...
Guess I identified with that.
TEA-RUNKS: *sigh* I just wish I could have.
Future Bulma: Well apparently you're his baby boy, [And it only needed you to die for him to recognize that]
so, he wasn't all bad, [And it only needed you to die for him to recognize that]
Right?
Future Trunks: A revelation that came at the cost of my literal life. [See, we all knew it.]
Then again, considering the dysfunction of that whole group,
maybe I'm not the worst off. [You can say that again] [Amen.]
{Then again, considering the dysfunction of that whole group, maybe I'm not the worst off]
BLOOMERS: Yeah, it's cause I raised you right. [I Didn't mean literally] [Still raised him better than Goku would've.]
Future Trunks: OH, uh about that
Before you found out I was your son,
in the past,
...you might have made a pass at me.
ade a pass at me.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Future Bulma: Well duh! [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Intensifies]
Future Trunks: MILF!! [Alabama intensifies.]
Future Bulma: Hey, it's not my fault your dad's genetics and mine go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
You're dad's genetics and mine got along like chocolate and peanut butter
Future Trunks: Is that why you used to call me your little peanut butter cup? [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] {First Subtitler NO!} [Press 'F' for Trunks, everyone.]
*radio noise*
WOMBAT: This is Alpha Leader Wombat, coming at you live from Parsley City!
We've got our special guest, the cyborgs, and they are..
Tearing.
I've already lost 5 men, I'm running out of ammo
and I'm holed up [George Takei: Ohhh my.~]
in the bank! [George Takei: Oh.] Looks like this will be ALW's last report!
Watch out TJ, I'M COMING HOME BROTHAA
[300 audio clip]: But tonight we dine in he- *radio cutoff*
LITTLE PEANUT BUTTER CUP: Perfect. Just saved me the effort of hunting them down.
M I L F x10: Be careful, I know you're stronger
but, I don't want history repeating itself
Don't worry mom, I'll be back before that tea gets cold.
Actually, It's probably going to take me a little while to get there so
M I L F x9.9: Right, so want me to put it in a thermos? Future Trunks: You can just uh, M I L F x9.8: Or make more when you get back?
Future Trunks: No, I'll just, I'll just finish it now
BOOOOOM [Demoman?!]
CYBORG 18: [repeating short shouts and ki blast noises]
CYBORG 17: Y'know, sis, they say catharsis is actually bad for your health...
C18: And so is calling me a – quote – "hoe-bot" – end quote! [Krillin likes it.]
C17: I'd've gone with "Ro-thot".
RO-THOT: I'm not even an android!
C17: Duh, since you're a girl, you'd obviously be a guynoid, which is funny considering "guy" is in the...
*gunshot, ricocheting noise*
C17: Mother..
Old Guy: *FUCK FUCK FUCK*
BAD SHOT: Not a bad shot, pops.
BAD SHOT: Must be popular down the shooting range.
Old Guy: *SHIT SHIT SHIT*
SHIT AIM: I, on the other hand, have terrible aim
I gotta get up real close. See?
Cyborg 17: So d̴o̴ m̸͓͂ė̵ͅ à̶̞͒ f̷̼̹̆͌a̷̜̥̽v̷̥̘̘̰͑̎̇́̔ọ̶̬̰̾͐͆͗͝r̴̳͖̔.
s̷̥͊́̈̀͊̏̉̕̚Í̸̧̲̙͈̪̟̬̽͗̌̈͐͝͝͝T̴̞͇̝͈̫̈͊̋̀̐̚͜͝ ̴̛̬̐̄̈́́̕S̴͓͎̓̾T̵̨̫̥̟̱̗̮̹͆̍̿̅̀̆̒͌́͘I̴̭̲̎Ḷ̶̯̼̫͍̩͉̮̻̀̃̐̍̾͒͊͑͜͠͝Ḽ̵̖͙͉̂͐̇̏͘͠͝͝.̵̢̱̘̹̠̫̫̩̉̅̈́̌̏̊͛͆̍͂
Old Guy: If you're readin' this [CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE OUR 1,000,000th CUSTOMER AND YOU JUST WON YOURSELF A MILLION ZENI AND A NOSE!]
IDIOT: Oh right, gy-noid!
like gynecology.
It's obvious when I think about it.
Future Trunks: GET AWAY FROM HIM! [Trunks, c'mon, you're too late, you can sense ki, right?!]
I hope you guys got everything out of your wretched lives you wanted because they end today!
Nobody else is going to...
Oh..
Probably could've microwaved that tea
C17: Well well well, hey there, Lilac! It's been a few weeks.
Surprised you're on your feet already! Also breathing.
C18: C17? [C 17? Eh, eh??? See means C? Get it?!!]
This is what you get if you don't double-tap.
Also, does he look different to you?
C17: Yeah, ditched the sword, lost the jacket, plus you got *jacked*.
You must be crushing that 5-by-5.
Also, did you get a little taller? [hEy I'm PeRfEcTlY sEcUre]
Ho-bot: Dende's Son, swipe right already!
C17: Pretty sure he's more your type.
Cyborg 18: No thanks, I'm into shorter men [Krillin likes this] [KRILLIN: Bring me back! Bringme back! bringmeback!]
Cyborg 17: Sis, watch out!
C18: Now, it's too bad you left that sword at home.
'Cause now I'm going to have to do what comes next with my bare hands! [George Takei: Ohhhhhhh my~..]
C17: Is this a bad time to point out his specific choice in shirt?
TRUNKS: You know, it's funny and a little bit sad.
You two androids didn't have to turn out like this.
The ones I met in the--
Offended 17: Hold up, did you just call us Androids?
That's offensive.
Offended 18: Again with this shit?
Racistrunks: Oh right, they called you androids in the past.
Offended Android 17: The past? What did you time travel?
Racist Trunks: Uh Yeah
Offended Android 18: Wait when was that? Shouldn't we remember you?
Racist Princess Trunks: How about this if I don't kill you in the next minute [Multiverse theory's a bitch.]
I'll give you an explanation
Android 17: Trust me wife beater
by the time we're done with you, we won't need one
Android 18: Wait a second, that's what you meant by his choice in shirt? Dende dude
Android 17: What are you kidding?
I put a bullet in some dudes graymatter not 2 minutes ago
and that's whats got you offended
C18: Wait...
Android 17: Any chance I could talk you out of this? [You done fucked, Cyborg 17.]
Pissed Roidy Trunks: What was my masters name?
Android 17: Huh?
Pissed Roidy Lilac: The man who taught me, The man whose arm you took
The man *you* killed. What was his name?
what was his name
Android 17: Goooooo.... kuuuuu ...Junior? [Flashforward to about 90 years after?]
Pissed Roidy Princess TRUNKS: Wrong answer.
Princess Trunk's Mom: You really think he's going to take the bait
Master Baiter Trunks: I'm pretty sure I have a corpse in another timeline that says yes he will
now stick to the script mom
The Masterbaiters Mom: Jeez morbid
*cough*
alright son, time to take this time machine
back to the past
where there are two living cyborgs for you
to help Goku defeat
Trunks: Thanks mom, I can't wait to save all those juicy fat people in the past
from those cyborgs with this time machine
Bulma: Make sure to write
Trunks and Bulma: Awkward laughter [It's killing me] {I mean it killed me} [My ghost's typing rn]
Bulma: Oh shit is that him
y'know you never told me he was green
but i imagined he was green
Masterbaiter Trunks: Mom
The Masterbaiter's Mom: He's looking right at us
does he, does he know I can see him?
Is his vision based on movement?
Masterbaiter: Mom, script.
The Masterbaiter's Mom: Alright son Im going to make dinner
It'll be done by the time you get back
Masterbaiter: Alright tall dark and bugly, I know you're there [HA YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD]
Tall Dark and Bugly: No you dont this is an ambush
Masterbaiter: I also know you're here to kill me and take my time machine
so let's skip the monologue
also you killing me
Tall Dark and Bugly: Aww but that's the fun part
and unfortunately, I seem to be missing two, vital pieces
so I'm going to need that time machine
so i can
Akinator: Go back in the past and absorb the cyborgs
Tall Dark and Bugly: to achieve my
Akinator: Perfect form
Tall Dark and Bugly: Ok, you suck, you are sucking all the fun
fun out of this I'm the only one who sucks here boy
that came out wrong
Trunks: Nah sounds right to me
Peeping Bulma: Seriously whose DNA made him look like he stepped
in a teleporter with Jeff Goldblum
Tall Dark and Bugly: how, how do you know all this
Mr. Know it All: Because as someone once told me
multiverse theory is a bitch
Tall Dark and Bugly: Ok I feel like you're referencing something and I don't get it
and that's not fair
So I'm really going to need that time machine now
so I can just go back and redo this whole conversation
Mr. Know It All: Sorry Cell, but you already got your way once
Wait Cell: Wait cell? is that my name? Oh man that's way better than the name I came up with
I was thinking "Jiren"
Yeah, see I thought it was boring too
Mr End The Fun Too Soon: I hope you're prepared to meet your maker, in hell
because I'm pretty sure that's where Dr. Gero is
Jiren: Oh ho ho, You think you're cute
V̶e̶g̶e̶t̶a̶ Trunks: Bitch
I'm adorable
J̶i̶r̶e̶n̶ Cell: Boy howdy kids, looks like your old friend Cell
is in the quite the sticky wicket, whatever should he do
Canada: "Use the 20x Kaio Ken Spirit Bomb
Cell: Use the Kamehameha?
Canada: NO!
Cell: Good Idea!
Cell: LET ME FINISH
Angry Roidy Princess Trunks: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING TIMELINE
♫And now♫
♫The end is near♫
BAH GOD DAMNIT SHIIII---
Trunks: It's over
after everything
this feels [Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
this feels
anticlima--
M I L F x9.8: So truth be told
I never got to know your father that well [M I L F x9.8]
he and I shared one night of passion and he got back to Earth [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] [M I L F x10]
Uncomfortable Trunks: Mom you
M I L F x12.4: and unfortunately he didn't know what protection meant
Uncomfortable Trunks: I really don't need to know this [Yes you do] {Ew shut up subtitler 1}
M I L F x18.7: And after that first time I just though, well in for a penny
In for a pounding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [M I L F x25!!]
Very uncomfortable Trunks: AAAAAAHHHHH
And I really was~. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [M I L F x 314420360696969]
[M I L F x 314420360696970]
[M I L F x 314420360696971]
[M I L F x 314420360696972]
[M I L F x 314420360696973]
[MILF Counter: Overload!]
It was great subtitling this Canada, see you guys in 12 months for the prologue of the Buu Saga. **12 years.