1 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:16,140 SAUZA [off-screen]: Monsieur Cooler! It seems that your brother Freeza is destroying ze planet Vegeta! 2 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:19,220 COOLER: Very impressive, killing off a bunch of monkeys. 3 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:22,820 Any liquored-up hillbilly with a shotgun could've done that at the zoo. 4 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:25,440 SAUZA: Wait, sir! It seems he has missed one ship! 5 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:27,160 We are within range to intercep-- 6 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,960 COOLER [o-s]: No. Let it go. 7 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,740 SAUZA: But... why? 8 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:36,860 COOLER: Because if he's going to whine to our father for control over the entire system like a spoiled little brat... 9 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:39,300 ...then he's going to accept the responsibility. 10 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:42,020 If this comes back to bite him... 11 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,040 ...that's his fault. 12 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,560 SAUZA [o-s]: Monsieur Cooler! 13 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:57,260 COOLER: Hm? 14 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,620 SAUZA: Your brother, Lord Freeza... he has been... 15 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:02,340 ...le killed. 16 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,860 COOLER: Oh, is that right? And who, Sauza, killed him? 17 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,400 SAUZA: It was a... Saiyan. 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,280 COOLER: Well, I sure hope somebody picks up that phone. 19 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,180 SAUZA: Le wha--? 20 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:14,820 COOLER: Because I f*cking called it! 21 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,800 KRILLIN: I can't believe your mom's letting you go camping with us after that whole Namek thing. 22 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:33,900 GOHAN: Well, I had to make the excuse that I'm studying fauna. 23 00:01:33,980 --> 00:01:36,800 I have to chart down 12 different species of fern. 24 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,200 OOLONG: Wow, that smells fantastic! What's in there? 25 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,100 KRILLIN: Oh, you know, just some essentials. 26 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,580 Carrots, potatoes, pooor... 27 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,180 ...poise... 28 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,680 FISH: Halt, stalwart stranger! If you let me go, I shall grant you one wish. 29 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:58,400 GOKU: I wish for you to be my dinner! 30 00:01:58,620 --> 00:01:59,260 [Punching noises] FISH [o-s]: Help! 31 00:01:59,260 --> 00:01:59,840 [Punching noises] FISH [o-s]: Help! Help! 32 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,420 [Punching noises] FISH [o-s]: Help! Help! Help! 33 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,100 [Punching noises] FISH [o-s]: Help! Help! Help! Helllp! 34 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,060 GOHAN: Huh? [Punching noises] FISH [o-s]: Help! Help! Help! Helllp! Helllp! 35 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:03,060 KRILLIN: Whoa-ho! Sounds like Goku caught a big one this time! [Punching noises] FISH [o-s]: Help! Help! Help! Helllp! Helllp! Helllp! 36 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:04,940 KRILLIN: Whoa-ho! Sounds like Goku caught a big one this time! [Punching noises] 37 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:08,760 GOHAN: Actually, something feels... off... 38 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:10,480 KRILLIN: Gohan! Look out! It's the-- 39 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:11,680 halalalala... 40 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,100 GOHAN: Krilli-- augh, 'goodbye, muscle control...' 41 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:16,800 DOORE: 'Ey! Look wot I got roight 'ere! 42 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,540 Cute little thang, innit? 43 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:23,780 SAUZA: As a space Frenchman, I must say, I find zis food completely detestable! 44 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,620 Ze pork is completely overcooked! 45 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,100 OOLONG: Rot in hell, Krillin! I almost ate that! 46 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:28,820 GOKU: Hey! 47 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:33,780 You get away from my food, my friend, my two emergency foods, and my son! 48 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,180 In that order! 49 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:39,420 SAUZA: Well, well! I believe zat is ze monkey we are looking for! 50 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,580 GOKU: Wait, what did he just say? 51 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:43,460 DOORE: Oi! 'E said you're the monkey we're looking for! 52 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:44,560 GOKU: I... I don't-- 53 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,520 NEIZ: (Gibberish) 54 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,920 GOKU: Alright, just tell me who you are. 55 00:02:49,980 --> 00:02:53,160 ♫ NEIZ: (Gibberish) SAUZA: Cooler's Armored Squadron! DOORE: Cooler's Armored Squadron! 56 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,700 ♫ 57 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,380 GOKU: I am having the worst case of deja mustard right now. 58 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,440 SAUZA: Le suck it, bitch! 59 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:05,600 NEIZ: Ah! 60 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,000 (Roar) 61 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:09,500 (Squeal) 62 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:14,800 SAUZA: Monsieur Cooler! We have zis under control! 63 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,900 COOLER [o-s]: It took us three months to get here. I am not staying in the ship. 64 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:18,520 GOKU: (Gasp) 65 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,240 Freezer! 66 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:26,120 SAUZA: Ha! You think zis is Freeza? 67 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:27,280 No... 68 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,120 He... 69 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:28,780 He... is 70 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:30,060 He... is Cooler... 71 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,640 GOKU: Cooler than Freezer? You must be ice cold! 72 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,440 COOLER: No, that would be my father. 73 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:37,800 GOHAN: Dad! We're coming to help! 74 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,240 COOLER: Oh, is that your son? 75 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,000 GOKU: Yeah... 76 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:40,960 COOLER: I'ma kill it! 77 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:41,840 GOKU: Don't you do it! 78 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,420 COOLER: I'ma do it! 79 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:43,300 GOKU: Don't you do it! 80 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:44,600 Dang it! 81 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:45,340 Agh! 82 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,100 COOLER: So... who thinks he's dead? 83 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:55,660 SAUZA: Dead. 84 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:56,180 NEIZ: (Gibberish) 85 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:57,580 DOORE: That boy's dead as mud! 86 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:00,980 COOLER: Well, too bad; I sign your paychecks. Search the forest. 87 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,760 SAUZA: <Qu'est-ce que f*ck>...? [<What is f*ck> (??)] 88 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,500 [Licking noises] 89 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,880 KRILLIN: Oh... yeah... [Licking noises] 90 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,560 Yeah, that's right, Maron... lower... [Licking noises] 91 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,320 Lower... 92 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,360 Ah! Icarus?! 93 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,700 I didn't say stop! 94 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:18,380 ICARUS: (Confused dragon noise) 95 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:24,160 GOHAN: Dad! Wake up! Please! 96 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,780 GOKU: Oh... hey, Gohan. 97 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,300 Do you have Icarus? 'Cause I'm staaarvin'. 98 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,340 GOHAN: Uhh... 99 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,740 GOKU: Where are we, anyway? 100 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:37,700 GOHAN: We're hidden in a cave. No one can find us, so we should be safe. 101 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:46,300 Aw, crap baskets... 102 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,900 SAUZA: And now, ze perfect place for a shopping mall! 103 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:57,080 It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, ze Napoleon Museum, and a movie theater only showing films starring Jean Reno! 104 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,160 Hon hon! I'm *French*! 105 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:03,120 COOLER: Ah, I see a bunch of idle hands just standing around! 106 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,780 So... (clears his throat) 107 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,420 Where's the body? 108 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:11,840 SAUZA: Well, Monsieur Cooler, he has most likely been vaporized; much like a good portion of ze forest. 109 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:12,820 COOLER: Really? 110 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:18,180 Because until I see a *body*, I believe my brother did a better job at killing him than you. 111 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:22,700 By the end of this, I'll have *someone's* corpse tied to the bumper of my ship. 112 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:28,640 KRILLIN: Move! 113 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:31,680 ICARUS: (Confused dragon noise) 114 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,780 (Dragon noises) 115 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:38,120 KRILLIN: Icarus, if this is another dead rabbit, I swear to God I'm gonna kill you. 116 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,680 OOLONG: He's saying they're trapped under the rocks. 117 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,920 KRILLIN: Gohan, Goku! Are you in there?! 118 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:47,380 GOHAN [o-s]: Krillin! We're trapped under the rocks! We're running out of air! Help us! 119 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:50,340 KRILLIN: Wait, why do you need my help; can't Goku bench press a planet? 120 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:51,960 GOHAN [o-s]: Krillin, move the damn rocks! 121 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,140 KRILLIN: Alright, Gohan, here's the plan: 122 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:57,160 Take Icarus to Korin's Tower so you don't alert their Scouters. 123 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,620 Pick up some Senzu Beans for Goku and hurry back. 124 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:00,820 GOHAN: Wait, why am I going? 125 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:06,500 KRILLIN: Because last time I hung out with him, I totally forgot what his name was and just kept calling him "Whiskers the Wonder Cat" the whole time. 126 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,100 ...It was really awkward. 127 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,800 GOKU [o-s]: Krillin? What smells like dragon's breath? 128 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:17,500 KRILLIN: Shame, Goku... Lots and lots of shame... 129 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:18,660 [Exhausted dragon noises] 130 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:20,840 GOHAN: Come on, Icarus, not much longer. [Exhausted dragon noises] 131 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,040 Ah! The tower! 132 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,640 I wonder how Yajirobe and Korin are doing. 133 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,920 YAJIROBE: I told you to use the brush before you got in the shower! 134 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,560 Your hair clogs up the drain! 135 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,840 KORIN: And I told you to stay out of my kitty treats! 136 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:37,460 Seriously, they're for CATS! Why do you eat them?! 137 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:40,820 YAJIROBE [o-s]: I swear, the only reason I live here is because it's rent-free! 138 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:44,660 KORIN [o-s]: The only reason I *let* you live here is because you give the best belly rubs for a hundred miles! 139 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:45,340 GOHAN: Uhh... 140 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:47,540 YAJIROBE: Don't say that in front of the kid! 141 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:50,820 KORIN: What? You should be proud, you know how to rub this pussy real good. 142 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:53,080 GOHAN: Can... I have my Senzu Beans? 143 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,560 YAJIROBE [o-s]: Sure, fine, here. 144 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,020 KORIN: Hey! Those are *my* Senzu Beans! You can't just-- 145 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:58,400 YAJIROBE: Hey, here's another one. 146 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,320 KORIN: You prick! 147 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,700 That's it, I'm done! Grab your stuff and get off my tower! 148 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,740 GOHAN: 'Just keep moving, Gohan...' 149 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:06,780 KORIN: D'ah-- agh, you scared him off! 150 00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:08,860 YAJIROBE: You were the one screaming your head off. 151 00:07:09,940 --> 00:07:10,740 KORIN: I want one. 152 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:12,740 YAJIROBE [o-s]: I told you - I'm not ready for kids! 153 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:14,080 KORIN [o-s]: Well, when *will* you be ready?! 154 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,540 YAJIROBE [o-s]: I don't know, okay?! 155 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:17,140 KRILLIN: Ugh... Huh?! 156 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,260 It's morning?! 157 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:19,260 Goku! Are you-- 158 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:21,740 GOKU: Aw, yeah... That's right, Chi-Chi... 159 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:23,860 Pour that maple syrup... 160 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:26,320 All over my breakfast... 161 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,440 You beautiful lady who lives in my house... 162 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:37,020 GOHAN: You know, Icarus, I know you like flying fast, but maybe we should be more careful now just to-- 163 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,580 SAUZA: Well, hello, Diddy. 164 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,440 Where's Donkey? 165 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,040 [Icarus wails] 166 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,440 GOHAN: Icarus! 167 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,500 DOORE: 'Ey boys! Remember when I said I once popped a man's skull with me bare 'ands? 168 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:52,100 GOHAN: (Groaning in pain) DOORE: 'Ey boys! Remember when I said I once popped a man's skull with me bare 'ands? 169 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,120 GOHAN: (Groaning in pain) DOORE: Check this 'at! 170 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,400 D'aagh! 171 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:56,720 Bloody 'ell?! 172 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,920 PICCOLO: Okay, I think I got this one: 173 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,820 Pretty one; stupid one; one with weird powers. 174 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:06,420 DOORE: Oi! 175 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,280 I appreciate that! 176 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:10,500 But I'd say I'm more handsome than pretty. 177 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,600 SAUZA: And my powers are not zat weird! 178 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,880 NEIZ: (Roar) 179 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:18,680 PICCOLO: Okay, I take it back; you're all stupid. 180 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,840 DOORE: Someone check the clock, because I believe it's go time! 181 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:24,740 Hiyaaaaaaaagh! 182 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,480 PICCOLO: Olé! 183 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:28,460 DOORE: Yaaaaaaaagh...! 184 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:30,020 PICCOLO: Gohan! You know what to do! 185 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:31,660 GOHAN: Yes, sir, Mr. Piccolo! 186 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,500 DOORE: I got the little bugger! 187 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,920 PICCOLO: I meant back me up! 188 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,740 NEIZ: Ha ha! 189 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:42,500 SAUZA: You babbling fool! He was aiming for Doore! 190 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,000 NEIZ: Gah! 191 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,500 DOORE: Huh? 192 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:44,540 Oh no... 193 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:45,880 No, no no no...! 194 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:46,880 No no no! 195 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,060 No, no, no no no! 196 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,060 No, no, n-n-n-n-- 197 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:51,560 NOOOOOOOO...! 198 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,860 NEIZ: (Angry gibberish) 199 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,000 PICCOLO: (Yelling in pain) 200 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,240 PICCOLO: (Yelling in pain) SAUZA: Zat is right, I forgot you can do zat! <Trés bien>. [<Very good>] 201 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:08,240 PICCOLO: (Yelling in pain) SAUZA: I'm going to go get zat child. You finish him off and bring ze body back to Cooler. 202 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,420 PICCOLO: (Yelling in pain) SAUZA: You know how he likes zat! 203 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:10,720 PICCOLO: (Yelling in pain) NEIZ: (Snickering) 204 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,780 PICCOLO: (Yelling in pain) NEIZ: (Gibberish) 205 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:13,540 PICCOLO: Gotcha, bitch! 206 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:14,040 NEIZ: Hah? 207 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,080 (More gibberish) 208 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:19,260 SAUZA: Huh?! 209 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,980 Ha! <Bon, mon ami>, but not *bon* enough! [<Good, my friend>] 210 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:24,980 <Merde!> [<Shit!>] 211 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:27,440 [♫ "The Forest Battle" ♫] 212 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,940 NAIL: 'Hey, know what this reminds me of?' 213 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:30,440 'That scene from Return of the Jedi!' 214 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,420 PICCOLO [o-s]: 'Not now, Nail!' 215 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:36,440 SAUZA: Huh?! 216 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,220 NAIL: 'Oh, I didn't know we could do that!' 217 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:42,980 PICCOLO: 'Yeah, I forget about them sometimes, too.' 218 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:44,480 [Lightsaber noise] 219 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,380 NAIL: 'Oh man - speaking of Star Wars, check that out! Lightsaber!' 220 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:48,360 [Lightsaber slash] 221 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,600 PICCOLO: 'Lightsabers don't stick out of people's arms!' 222 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,460 NAIL: 'It's *totally* making the same sound; you can't make that up!' 223 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,980 SAUZA: If you strike me down, I'll only become stro-- 224 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:55,480 ugh...! 225 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,800 NAIL: 'And it's gooood!' 226 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,080 SAUZA: You insolent slug! 227 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:03,740 You may have killed our men, but he won't let you get away with zis! 228 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,580 PICCOLO: Oh, really? And who's he? 229 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:08,200 COOLER [o-s]: That's "He" with a capital H, by the way. 230 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,540 PICCOLO: AUGH...! 231 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,200 KRILLIN: Goku! You okay?! 232 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:14,760 GOKU: I've got... a fever... 233 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,740 KRILLIN: Oh no, what should I-- 234 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,380 GOKU: And the only prescription... 235 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:19,220 ...is Icarus. 236 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,260 KRILLIN: Wha-- 237 00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:22,680 GOKU: ♫ Dragon meat is yummy... ♫ 238 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,800 ♫ And I really want it in my tummy... ♫ 239 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,900 GOHAN: Dad, I'm back! 240 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,140 KRILLIN: What took you so long? 241 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,040 GOHAN: I... lost Icarus halfway here. 242 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,920 But I have these Senzu Beans! 243 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,340 GOKU: Aw, but those are bland and tasteless! 244 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:37,440 GOHAN: Ugh...! 245 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:41,840 You know, in my experience, cooking actually makes them worse. 246 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,340 SAUZA: Oh, I'm sorry. 247 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,880 I saw you risking your life for those and I thought, 248 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,640 "Wow, those must be important!" 249 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,140 Please tell me zey were important. 250 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:52,020 KRILLIN: Those were our only hope, you *bastard*! 251 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,000 GOHAN: Krillin, no! 252 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:56,080 [Sauza pummels Krillin in the background] I probably should've mentioned I still have this one. 253 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:57,800 Here, Dad - eat up! 254 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,740 GOKU: Why does this one smell weird? 255 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:00,780 KRILLIN: GAH-HAH! 256 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:03,900 GOHAN: Krillin! 257 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:06,680 Don't worry, Dad! You take Cooler; I'll take the small fry-- 258 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,520 Dad, help! 259 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:12,080 SAUZA: And now to lay ze coup de grâce to ze King of Kongs! 260 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,920 [Scouter beeps for an extended period of time] 261 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:14,880 What?! [Scouter beeps for an extended period of time] 262 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,520 Whose power level is zat?! 263 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,100 It's going off ze scale! 264 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,280 But ze only one in zere was the dying monkey and ze pig! 265 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,300 Sacrébleu...! 266 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,560 Could it be... 267 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,120 ...ze legendary Super Swine?! 268 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:28,420 Agh! 269 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,460 Ze hell?! 270 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,000 (Gasp) 271 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,900 GOKU: So, I really don't think I appreciate you beating on my friends and family. 272 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,180 COOLER: So, wait - which one does this constitute? Friend or family? 273 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:43,820 I'm going to guess friend, considering... 274 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,160 GOKU: Piccolo! You give him here! 275 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:49,100 COOLER: Oh, I wouldn't go anywhere near him if I were you... 276 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:53,800 He seems to have come down with a terrible case of explosions... 277 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,520 GOKU: Wha? 278 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,340 (Gasp) 279 00:11:58,580 --> 00:11:59,840 Is that contagious?! 280 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,440 SAUZA: (Snickering) 281 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,800 GOKU: Seriously, I don't want to catch that. 282 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,460 COOLER: Unfortunately, after I kill you... 283 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:10,480 ...I'm going to give the whole planet a terrible case of explosions. 284 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,240 So, basically I'm going to blow up the planet. 285 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,640 GOKU: Goku - Attack Mode Activate! 286 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,060 SAUZA: [Unintelligible] 287 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,080 COOLER: D'uwahg! 288 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,020 D'aagh! 289 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,100 GOKU: Iyahh! 290 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,020 COOLER: I see how you handled my little shit brother so easily! 291 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:36,460 And that is the history of my family. 292 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,480 GOKU: Wow, I'm... sorry about your dad... 293 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,500 COOLER: Oh, don't even get me started again... 294 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:45,500 GOKU: Well, I assure you - if I ever have a son, I'll treat him better! 295 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,300 COOLER: Really, it's my brother's fault. 296 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,420 Pissing and moaning if he didn't own every galaxy. 297 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:52,580 And didn't he just rabble on... 298 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,600 "Dirty monkey, this! Dirty monkey, that!" 299 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:59,640 GOKU: Oh, that is just him! That is exactly him! To a P! 300 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,460 COOLER: See, though... 301 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,120 ...that's the difference between him and I. 302 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,040 He liked to talk... 303 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,840 I... on the other hand... 304 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,140 RAARRGHH! 305 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,240 URAAARRRGGHH...! 306 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,260 COOLER (now with a deeper voice): Tonight I dine on monkey soup! 307 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,640 GOKU: Wughh...! 308 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,860 Why do I let people do that--?! 309 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:25,440 AUGH! 310 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:32,720 Uu-ha-hah, ah-hagh...! 311 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,020 COOLER: I'ma plant me a dumbass tree! 312 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,500 That all you got, monkey? 313 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:48,700 GOKU: HAAAAIIIII... 314 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,320 COOLER: Oh, this is gonna be great...! GOKU: HAAAAIIIII... 315 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,620 GOKU: YAAAAAAAAAAAH! 316 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,640 COOLER: Avon Calling! 317 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:57,020 GOKU: Agh-hu! 318 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,500 GUAGH-agh! Ugh...! 319 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:01,700 Ugh... 320 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,360 COOLER: Look at you... 321 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,900 ...wasted and gasping for air. 322 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,860 But you don't get to go yet. 323 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,740 When your planet is in ashes... 324 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,980 ...then, you have my permission to die. 325 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,380 [Yelping] 326 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,060 [Chirping] 327 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,340 GOKU: Oh... hello, birdie... 328 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,420 I'm gonna call you... 329 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,200 ...Toriyama. 330 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,200 Toriyama, no...! 331 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:31,600 You were taken before your time! 332 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,380 No... no...! 333 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,260 NOOOOOO...! 334 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,120 NOOOOOO...! COOLER: The devil?! 335 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,920 GOKU: Go, Toriyama... 336 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:45,280 ...and teach a dinosaur to ride a ball! 337 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,100 'Hm!' 338 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:59,200 COOLER: I see! This must be the power you used to kill my brother. 339 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,720 Well, don't think that I'll-- 340 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,240 Yah! 341 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,340 GOKU: Not going anywhere for a while? 342 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:04,500 COOLER: (Focused grunts) 343 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,180 D'huh?! 344 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,560 GOKU: Grab a Snickers. 345 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:10,800 COOLER: I... can't help but feel we're both missing some context, here... 346 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,860 D'augh! My gas pocket! 347 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,700 GOKU: Now *get off my planet*! 348 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,620 COOLER: Well, alright, if you insist... 349 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:18,340 HA! 350 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:24,040 Technically, I can't be on a planet... 351 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:24,540 ...*if there is no planet*! 352 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,920 GOKU: Now you're just arguing semetics! 353 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:30,300 COOLER: By the way, before I throw this thing... 354 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,100 ...did my brother do this? 355 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,540 GOKU: Yeah, but his was smaller. 356 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,860 COOLER: Knew it! Ha! 357 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,680 GOKU: (Yelling) 358 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:43,480 (Strained grunting) 359 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,300 [Strained grunting continues in the background] COOLER: See, this is the difference... 360 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:48,820 My brother would've stood around postulating and claiming his victory... 361 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:51,280 ...like some haughty, green-horned child. 362 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,520 I know what it takes to get the job done. 363 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,740 Which is why Father should have--! 364 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:55,400 GOKU: KA... 365 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,080 COOLER: ?! GOKU: KA... 366 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,340 GOKU: ME... 367 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,360 GOKU: HA... 368 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,180 GOKU: ME... COOLER: Oh-ho, that's fine. 369 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:02,760 Go ahead, lift it up. 370 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,140 I'll just make another one and-- 371 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:06,140 GOKU: HAAAAAAAAAA! 372 00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,460 GOKU: HAAAAAAAAAA! COOLER: Ah, that's getting really clooOO-- 373 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:08,980 D'AAGH! 374 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:20,660 I know there's some kind of hubristic irony to consider here, but I'm far too distracted by the coldness of space! 375 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,180 Wait... no, now it's actually getting sorta toasty... 376 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,640 Oh shit, now it's REALLY getting toasty! 377 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:32,600 GRAAAARRGH, EVERYTHING IS BURRNINNG!! 378 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,980 I really am just like my brother...! 379 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:42,040 Because if he's going to whine to our father for control over the entire system like a spoiled little brat... 380 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,560 ...then he's going to accept the responsibility. 381 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,600 If this comes back to bite him... 382 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,680 ...that's his fault. 383 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,800 'But at least I know...' 384 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:54,520 'I'm... still... Cooler...' 385 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:58,900 (Roaring in excruciating agony) 386 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:12,600 MR. POPO [o-s]: Ohp! Hold on a second. 387 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,640 GOKU: Sun... 388 00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:22,540 ...you grow my food... 389 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,540 ...you kill my enemies. 390 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:27,460 You're totally worth the skin cancer. 391 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,160 KRILLIN: Goku! You're okay! 392 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:31,160 GOHAN: You won! 393 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,160 GOKU: Yup! And we all pitched in! 394 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,500 Except Icarus. 395 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,420 C'mere! Goku's hungry! 396 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,420 GOHAN: Wait, what are you-- 397 00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:38,740 GOKU: I wanna eat your dragon! 398 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:44,240 ♫ 399 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,660 SAUZA: Hold ze f*cking frog legs! 400 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:49,280 Hahahahaha! 401 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,980 You may have defeated Monsieur Cooler... 402 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:55,620 ...but now you face ze wrath of Sauza! 403 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,160 WAAGH...! 404 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,120 [Choking] 'I will see you in Space Hell... cousin Jeice.' 405 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,780 'I will see you in Space Hell... cousin Jeice.' 406 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,340 GOKU: Seriously, gimme your dragon. 407 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,740 [♫ "There's Always Someone Cooler" ♫]