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A familiar scene plays before you

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A lone renegade

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stands at the precipice of

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global annihilation.

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The grim punctuation to

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his warrior race.

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You know

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the funny thing is,

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Bardock,

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even if you had seen this coming

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There's nothing you could 
have done about it

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- You don't...

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You have no god damned idea.

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- And even if you told

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every single saiyan

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none of them would have

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even believed you

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- Just...

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please stop talking.

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- And you never even 
got a chance

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to say goodbye to your son.

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- [inner thought]
I have one of those?

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[inner]
Oh god, I have two of those!

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- Consider this downsizing

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on a global scale!

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You can pickup your unemployment checks
wherever you end up.

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- Go to hell!

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- See, that was my first guess.

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- Ah.. crap baskets

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- And so, with a macabre flash of blinding light

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The howling laughter of a
blood-parched tyrant

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echoing through his mind

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So ends the tragic fate of

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Bardock

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Or so you'd think

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If you didn't know a thing about

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merchandising!

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Hit it!

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Ah!

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[inner]
- Am I in a bed?

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[inner]
Does Hell have beds?

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[inner]
You'd think they'd have beds
of spikes?

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[inner]
Or spiders?

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[inner]
Or spiky spiders?

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[inner]
Spikers.

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[inner]
Wait.. this looks like Planet Vegeta

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[inner]
only..

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[inner]
even shittier.

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[inner]
Which isn't isn't weird
considering the last time I saw it,

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[inner]
it was blowing up.

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- Hi-ho
- Ahh

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-We found you unconscious 
and near-death

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in a valley not too far from here.

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We helped bring you back to health

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with our magical, healing spooge.

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- Ugh

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- Super polymorphic unleashing gel.

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We brought you to our town 
in our pleasant, serene, little planet

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My name is Dre,

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and this is my child, Tupac.

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Say Hi-ho Tupac.

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- Hi-Ho

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-Ugh

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- Where are you from?

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- There is nothing about this whole scenario
that doesn't make me so disgusted

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I want to violently vomit
out my own internal organs

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I despise you both so intensely,

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that I can't tell if my vision is blurry
from my near-death experience

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or from my unforgiving rage.

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If allowed,

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once I am back to full health

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I will gut you with an honest to god
smile on my face

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and then proceed to paint the home
I built with your bodies

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with your very blood.

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- You hear that Tupac?

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You made a friend.

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- YAAAAAAAAAAA

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-That came from my village!

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[screaming]

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- Hello there, inhabitants
of Planet Plant!

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We are here on a diplomatic mission

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on behalf of your new emperor,
Lord Chilled

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Pamphlets will be passed around to introduce
you to your new, exciting lives

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as slaves to his almighty horniness.

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- Really?

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This is how you intimidate a village?

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Blow up a house or two?

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I don't think you even killed anyone
 with those peashooters.

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Speaking of which,

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what models are those?
They look ancient.

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- Hey...

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we were gonna kill one of the sick ones
if they didn't comply.

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- Oh

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kill one of the sick ones

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What are you gonna do next?

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Waterboard the elderly?

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- Look buddy,

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We didn't come here 
to be judged by you.

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- Holy...

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- Pffff

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Amateurs

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- Hooray!

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Everyone give praise to our new violent savoir!

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Dah Who Doraze

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Dah Who Doraze

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-No!

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None of that!

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Shame on you!

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Who needs villagers with their soft beds

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and spooge?

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Rocks are soft enough to sleep on

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right?

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I've made a terrible mistake.

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- Lord Chilled!

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The vital sensors in the blasters 
of the two scouts you just sent

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- ShhShhhShhhShhShhhhShhh

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Continue.

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- Have ceased transmission.

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We believe they're dead.

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- [gasp]

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♪ OUTRAGEOUS! ♪

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In honor of their deaths

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my men shall now, and forevermore,
be given the names of fruits!

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Pineapple!

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Bring us to Planet Plant!

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- So.. am I Pineapple?

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- ♪ YES! ♫

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- Alright,

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I think I might've figured this out.

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This looks like a younger Planet Vegeta

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Those two guys were using older models

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Maybe..

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This is the...

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- Hi-ho

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- Annnd, I lost my train of thought.

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- Hello Violent Savior

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I have brought you
bread and fruit

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- I don't want your bread

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or your fruit!

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But leave the basket!

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- But, Violent Savior..

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- LEAVE THE BASKET!

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- [crying]

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- I swear to god I'm gonna
eat his entire race

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Damn it! I filled up on bread

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- Here you are Violent Savior

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I have brought you more food that you detest

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- Seriously kid

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if you don't start bringing me meat

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I am literally gonna shit bricks.

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THAT IS A ROCK!

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- Thank you Dr. Dre

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Your spooge has cured my syphilis

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- You are welcome Rza

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- Well back to what I was doing before.

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-  Oh you are just encourageable

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- Hello. We are the space police.

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- Man, f*** da police

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- Not now Ice Cube

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- We are here to catch evil space criminals

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and various other ne'er-do-wells.

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- I can assure you that
we have already exiled

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Chris of the clan Brown
from our planet.

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- We are looking for the man who assassinated

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two emissaries from the Frost planet.

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- You mean the Violent Savior?

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- All hail the Violent Savior!

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[all]
Dah Who Doraze!

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- NO!

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None of that!

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Shame on you!

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I wish to meet this man

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so that I may reward him!

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- I thought you said you
wanted to arrest him?

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- I CHANGE MY MIND A LOT!

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Execute them

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[villagers screaming]

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- Sweet! Back to 100%

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I can go out and eat that whole
village right now

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if I hadn't already filled up on rocks.

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- Violent Savior

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my village needs you

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- Ah, Space Christ. What now?

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- Our people are under assault

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by a village from another planet

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- Why is this place so popular?

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- You don't understand

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this could be the extinction of the entire

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Saiyan race!

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- What?

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- My people, the Saiyans

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- Oh no

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but if you're Saiyans

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and those old ass looking blasters

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and this looks like Planet Vegeta!

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DAMN IT!

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THERE IT GOES AGAIN!

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Hell with this.

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- I am now bearing your child.

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- YAAAAAAAA!

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- That's right,

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continue to blow up the houses

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We will avenge my men

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and take control of this planet!

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Also, we want your healing medicine.

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- How did you hear about our spooge?

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- Because of Raisins!

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Raisin is my intel guy

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- Now give us your spooge

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or we'll beat it out of ya

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- And I'll record the whole thing!

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- Now, I'm sorry I had to step in

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but that was just getting obscene.

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- So, you must be the one who
killed my men.

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- Freiza?

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Freiza?!

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FREIZA!

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- You wish to wrestle with the great

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Lord Chilled!?

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Yet you have not brought your
own leotard?

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Worthless whelp!

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You make a mockery

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of Wrestle Wednesdays!

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You see

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they both start with Ws

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It's alliteration

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- [muffled] Freiza

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[more muffled] 
Freiza

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[muffled yelling]

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- I don't know who this Freiza is

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but he sounds like a

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classy lady.

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- Release our Violent Savi..

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OH GOD!

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- These people seem to have a

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sincere affection for you.

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What is your secret?

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-[muffled]
Maybe because I don't look like a
giant purple and orange tampon

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- I have lost interest!

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And now

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♪♫ YOOOUU DIIIIIIIIIEEE ♫♪

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- I must protect the father of my unborn child!

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- Congratulations

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It's a corpse!

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- Ow

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Oww!

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OW!

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ow

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oowww

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- No! Tupac!

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Damn you

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big

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small guy!

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- And now to finish off the

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Saiyan race!

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- [inner] Wait hold on..

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now I remember what I was thinking about..

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They call themselves Saiyans..

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And the friggin' blasters..

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And Planet Vegeta..

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And his name is Chilled...

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And...

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ANND..

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[aloud] HEY!

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You!

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What year is it?

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- 2222

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- B.C.or A.D.?

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The hell are those?

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- I'm in the f***ng past.

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Of all the stupid!

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Asinine!

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SHARK JUMPING BULLSHIT!

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[Power-up yell]

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- What the?!
[Power-up yell]

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[Power-up yell]

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- Oh, I'm sorry

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I only fight natural blondes

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- I..

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am the Legendary Super Saiyan

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- Yay!

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We're all Super Saiyans!

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- I will eat you!

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-[sing-y yell]

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And that

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Ladies, Gentlemen

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and those of unspecified gender

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is how you split a bana...

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[yelling]

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Please don't break my butt.

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- Okay.

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-Truly?

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- No.

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[classical music]

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- You petulant,

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impudent,

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contemptuous,

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whore!

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- You mad bro?

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- A little!
Thank you for asking!

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- Then maybe you should chill!

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- I'm always chilled!

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Ohhh

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I get it

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Nooooo! [trails off]

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Before I die..

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I have one..

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One more decree..

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All of our most..

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Elite Warriors..

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Must..

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learn..

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dance..

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choreography..

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Got to style..

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all over..

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our opponents

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- Well, call it Blueberry.

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- Do I still have to call myself Blueberry?

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- Well I'm gonna keep calling you Blueberry

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- Shut up Raisin!

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- And so

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with the evil Chilled put to rest

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the unlikely hero made his way.

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And that

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is the story

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[voice changing to Goku's]
of how your grandpa Bardock

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became the Legendary Super Saiyan

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- Okay. A couple questions.

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-Sure

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- Why did Freiza's death ball send him back in time?

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- I dunno

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- And, what happened to his psychic powers?

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- I dunno

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- And why did all the little Saiyans sound the same?

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- I couldn't remember which was which, honestly

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so I just went with it

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- Well, I'm sorry, it's just

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none of this makes any sense

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- Well of course it doesn't

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none of this is actually happening

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- Huh?

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- None of this is real

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- What are you talking abou-

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- Go back to sleep Gohan.

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- Seriously, you want to learn
how to traumatize a village?

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Okay

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See that kid over there?

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Hear that mother?

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That

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is distraught.

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- You should write a book

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You're like a brilliant scientist

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- Well, I am working on this fake moon thing.