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[Rest in Peace, you magnificent bastard.]

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VOICEOVER: Hello. My name is Trunks. And this... is my story.

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I mean, I was a baby during this part, so... the details are a little unclear.

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GOHAN [off-screen]: Mom, what happened?!

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CHI-CHI [o-s]: Your Dad is *dead*!
(Again?)

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CHI-CHI [o-s]: Your Dad is *dead*! *For good*!
(If there was only a way to undo that)

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GOHAN [o-s]: *Nooooooo*!

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BABY TRUNKS: Dad dead! Dad dead!
[Well, not yours...yet.]

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TRUNKS [vo]: I am told those were my first words.

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VEGETA: Son of a *bitch*!

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BABY TRUNKS: Son bitch!

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TRUNKS [vo]: And those were my second.
[and yet he still ends up a pansy.]

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GOHAN: But he just got back from his training!

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GOHAN: But he just got back from his training! After getting back from Namek!

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GOHAN: But he just got back from his training! After getting back from Namek! After *getting back* from his *training*!

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GOHAN: But he just got back from his training! After getting back from Namek! After *getting back* from his *training*! *After being DEAD*!

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GOKU'S GHOST: Byyyyye, soooon...!
(And then he became best friends with Ghost Nappa.)

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TRUNKS [vo]: And with the death of Goku, his family and friends were left to mourn...

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for approximately six months.
(More than enough time.)

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[The Z-Fighters get their asses handed to them]

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KRILLIN: Hey girl, how you—

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KRILLIN: Hey girl, how you—WAAH!! MY EYES!!
(Well that was... unnecessarily brutal.)

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TRUNKS [vo]: Leaving the fate of the Earth... with little hope.

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Over the next thirteen years, the Androids would destroy small town after small town, working their way up.
(What happened to Buu?)

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Maybe that's why we reacted the way we did.

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DJ 1 [Radio Broadcast]: ...aaand welcome back, folks to TJ—

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DJ 2 [RB]: —and the Wombat!

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[The word "wombat" echoes while slowing down, followed by a woman saying, "Me so horny".]

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TJ [RB]: Starting us off this hour with sports: The College Battleball Association has had to disband ENTIRELY.

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WOMBAT [RB]: As most of its players and associate colleges have been destroyed by the Cyborgs.
(That'll do it)

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AUDIO CLIP [RB]: Ahahahahahaha, WIPEOUT!
[Well, that's some dark humor.]

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TJ [RB]: Speaking of which! In Cyborg News...(Please don't make stupid jokes)

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[Audio clips of a child's laughter, gunshots, and a woman moaning]

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WOMBAT [RB]: As we currently speak,
Paprikaburg is under siege by the mechanical threat!

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TJ [RB]: But on the brighter side — ♪ Wombat's getting married! ♪ Ha ha ha!

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TJ [RB]: But on the brighter side — ♪ Wombat's getting married! ♪ Ha ha ha!
[Audio clips of cheering, wedding music, and a woman moaning]

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[Audio clips of cheering, wedding music, and a woman moaning]

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WOMBAT [RB]: That's right!
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancée resides in Paprikaburg...

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and is probably, most certainly dying as we speak.(How are you not dead yet?)

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[Audio clips of a collective "Aww" of disappointment,
funeral music, and a woman moaning]

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WOMBAT [RB]: But — silver lining — I'M SINGLE AGAIN!
(Finally single, ready to mingle)

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AUDIO CLIP [RB]: Oh, behave!

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[Cheerful music plays before Bulma
changes the channel to Daft Punk- Robot Rock]

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BULMA: (Sigh) I miss country...

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TRUNKS: Mom? Do you believe in destiny?

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BULMA: I'm a scientist; so, no.

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TRUNKS: Paprikaburg is only thirty miles from here.
If I hurry, I could save someone.

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BULMA: Or you could die like your father.

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TRUNKS: Why do you say that every time I want to go fight them?

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BULMA: Because YOU are 13, I'm 37, and I am all alone.

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TRUNKS [vo]: My mother had been 37 for ten years...
[LOL]

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BULMA: No means no.
End of discus—

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Oh! No! Just, just fly away! That's fine!
(Kids, am I right?)

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'*God*... bless him...'
(May Kami-Beerus-Kai-Guru-Oh be with him)

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[People screaming and running]

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CYBORG 17: Hey, 18! You keeping score?

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CYBORG 18: *Why* would I be doing that?

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17: (Scoffs) You said you would.

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18: No, you said, "Hey, check this shit out!", then jumped in a car.

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17: Aw, come on, sis! Is this about the shop earlier?

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18: Oh, man, you wouldn't *believe* this haul!

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This is why I love these little inner-city shops;
they always have the best brands.

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[17 destroys the inner-city shop]

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What the hell?! Why did you blow it up?!
They were giving me free clothes!

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17: Didn't give me nothin'.

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18: It was a woman's clothing store.

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17: Hey, I'm perfectly secure.
[Good to know.]

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18: Is that why you dye your hair?
[What's his natural hair color then?]

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17: Tch, don't hate.

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TRUNKS [vo]: I wasn't sure if I'd be able to do anything at all...
but I had to at least try to stop their chaos.

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Unfortunately... I was too late.

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YOUNG TRUNKS: Damn it! I'm too late!

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TRUNKS [vo]: But... as I walked the ruins of that demolished city...

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a hero appeared, eh!

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The hero of my time: Gohan!
[Not as good as the Hero OF Time.]

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And face-to-face with him, all I could say was...

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YOUNG CRYBABY TRUNKS: Gohan They Keep Destroyun' Cities

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'nd I donnohowdasto-opthe-em
(And I don't know how to stop them)

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Aanehvrybuddy's de-he-head
(And everybody's dead)

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TRUNKS [vo]: I believe it was profound.

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YOUNG TRUNKS: You remember a time before this, Gohan...

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What was it like?

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GOHAN: Well...
(Space Napole-Hitler did make aliens suffer)

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When I was a toddler, my Uncle showed up,
kidnapped me, and then Mr. Piccolo killed him and my Dad.

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Then *Mr. Piccolo* kidnapped me, the Saiyans showed up,
killed a bunch of people — including Mr. Piccolo...

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then we went to Namek, a bunch more people died,
we came back, then my Dad died *again*,

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then all my friends died, and now everyone else is dying.
(But somehow you survived all along)

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YOUNG TRUNKS: But it was better, right?

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GOHAN: ...No.

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YOUNG TRUNKS: Well, I can help!
I'm half-Saiyan, just like you!

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GOHAN: I've got one, Mr. Piccolo...

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THE HALF-SAIYAN TRUNKS: What?

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GOHAN: I said from now on, you shall be my pupil...
and you will call me Mr. Gohan!

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YOUNG TRUNKS: Oh! OK. Would you like to stay for dinner, Mr. Gohan?

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MR. GOHAN: Mr. Gohan would!

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BULMA: Trunks, are you home?

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Or should I change my dating profile from "Single Mother" to just "Single"?
Because one gets more hits—

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oh... Gohan!
Long time no see!

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MR. GOHAN: Bulma.

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SINGLE MOTHER: *So*... *Gohan*... you staying the night?
[......]

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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We got plenty of room here but, you know... no extra beds, so...
[....really Bulma?]

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we'll have to share...
[At least she's not flirting with her son.]

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[Awkward silence]
(Well, he is an adult now)

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MR. GOHAN: ...I'm good.

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BULMA: Well, worth a shot. Who's hungry?

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You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get produce nowadays.
Luckily, we have our own greenhouses.

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Don't ask me where I get the protein from, though.
(Ooookay....)

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MR. GOHAN: Can't talk; eating!

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[Sounds of Mr. Gohan ̶h̶o̶o̶v̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ eating]

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BULMA: Oh, you are *just* like your father...
[Sounds of Mr. Gohan ̶h̶o̶o̶v̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ eating]

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MR. GOHAN [mouth full]: In what regard?

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BULMA: Well, you're strong, and brave, and look at you in that gi.
[He also has a tardis for a stomach.]

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MR. GOHAN: It was the only thing he left me.
(Not even Nimbus, huh?)
[or the Power Pole?]

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BULMA: Aww, that's sweet.

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TRUNKS [vo]: Over the next few weeks, Gohan would begin
training me, focusing on making me a Super Saiyan like him.

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His methods were...

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dodgy.
(Terrible)

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MR. GOHAN: DODGE!

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YOUNG TRUNKS: Aah-haa!

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{SPLASH}

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Help me, Mr. Gohan!

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MR. GOHAN: FLY UP!

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YOUNG TRUNKS: The whirlpool's too strong! I can't swim!

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MR. GOHAN: *I said*, "FLY UP!"

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YOUNG TRUNKS: Maybe... I can build a raft!(Did he forget he could fly?)

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MR. GOHAN: (Frustrated groan)
(Now he knows how Piccolo feel)

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[Trunks coughing]

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[LOL]
ORPHEUS JR. (a crab): Bumba!

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MR. GOHAN: Here. Clean yourself up.

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You know, if you think I'm rough, you should have trained with Mr. Piccolo.

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YOUNG TRUNKS: You really looked up to him, didn't you?

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MR. GOHAN: Yeah. He was like the father I never had.

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YOUNG TRUNKS: You know, speaking of dads...
Mom never talks about mine...

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You knew him, right? What was he like?

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VEGETA: So what!? You think having a dad who's
a Super Saiyan makes you better than me!?

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VEGETA: So what!? You think having a dad who's
a Super Saiyan makes you better than me!?
VEGETA'S PUNCHING BAG: Ugh!

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VEGETA: So what!? You think having a dad who's
a Super Saiyan makes you better than me!?
VEGETA'S PUNCHING BAG: Ugh! Ugh!

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VEGETA: So what!? You think having a dad who's
a Super Saiyan makes you better than me!?
VEGETA'S PUNCHING BAG: Ugh! Ugh! Aah!

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VEGETA: So what!? You think having a dad who's
a Super Saiyan makes you better than me!?
VEGETA'S PUNCHING BAG: Ugh! Ugh! Aah! Uuh!

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VEGETA: So what!? You think having a dad who's
a Super Saiyan makes you better than me!?
VEGETA'S PUNCHING BAG: Ugh! Ugh! Aah! Uuh! Ugh!

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VEGETA'S PUNCHING BAG: No-ho-ho...!

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VEGETA: WRONG ANSWER!
VEGETA'S PUNCHING BAG: Uuh! Aah! Uuh!
(So it does?)

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MR. GOHAN: ...he had a lot to prove.
[That's one way of saying "he kept fucking us over"]

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TRUNKS [vo]: Gohan would never talk much about his family.
Apparently, his mother and grandfather lived alone in the woods.

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OX KING: I'm home!

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And I've got groceries! H-how are you doing, sweetheart?

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CHI-CHI: I should be a grandmother, you know.

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OX KING: Ohhh...

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GRANDMA CHI-CHI: I should be a grandmother, with a
Nobel Prize-winning son. But what am I?

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A widow... with a son who never talks to me and is possibly dead.(He's not dead...yet) (But he never gonna win a Nobel prize)

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(Good news is, there will be no more Nobel prize)

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OX KING: You... y-y-you, uh...

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GRANDMA CHI-CHI: So I'm just gonna sit here, and knit this baby sweater.

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OX KING: So, uh... is dinner happening?

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GRANDMA CHI-CHI: Will dinner bring my husband back!?

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OX KING: Maybe...?
[It probably would.]

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TRUNKS [vo]: Gohan would continue pushing me harder
and harder, day and night, to become a Super Saiyan.
[All I wanna do is to see you turn into a Super Saiyan]

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[Trunks yelling in the background]
MR. GOHAN: That's it. Look at him, Mr. Piccolo — he's almost ready.(Who's he talking to?)

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What do you think?

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MR. PICCOLO: 'I think the only real training you'll
ever get in this world... is on the battlefield.'
[Welp, Gohan's gone nutty.]

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MR. GOHAN: You're *right*!
[And you'll be all *right* too in some minutes]

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TRUNKS [vo]: The next day, the Cyborgs would attack Super World, eh.(Why not Super Mario World?)

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WAGE SLAVE [loudspeaker]: Hello, and welcome to
Super World! "Slogan pending!"

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Please stay behind the line!

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GUARD: Huh? E-e-e-excuse me, you two! Y-y-you can't cut the line!

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18: Do... you not know who we are?
[That's a very valid question.]

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GUARD: If you'd like to get on the rides faster,
we do have a Fast Pass system that's only 7900 zen--

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uuh-hu-huh...!

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18: This is why I hate theme parks.

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[DED]

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[Upbeat music]
[17 and 18 enjoy the rides]
{Who's running it?}

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[Upbeat music]
[People flee the park, screaming in terror]

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[Upbeat music]
[17 and 18 enjoy the rides]

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Yeah, you know, when you can fly, these rides don't really seem that fun.

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MR. GOHAN: Well, if you're already bored,
why not try taking a ride on my fist?
[Oh, My...]

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[.....]

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17: ...*Wow*. You, uh, want a minute to rephrase that there, chief?
[Probably not when addressing it to 18.]

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MR. GOHAN: Nope! I'd rather take that minute to kick your ass!

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18: OK, now see, that's better.

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MR. GOHAN: Now, Trunks, I want you to just sit back and spectate!

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Unless they team up on me, in which case — jump in.

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YOUNG TRUNKS: I can't help but feel like I'm woefully unprepared for this.
[Just like Gohan in his youth.]

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MR. GOHAN: And that's *exactly* what we prepared for!

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TRUNKS [vo]: This would be my first real battle.
And I'd never seen anyone fight so fiercely!

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Gohan had always told his stories about the fights in the past...

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but those had a lot more screaming and posturing, eh.
[This fight doesn't due to not needing to power up.]

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But, as soon as Gohan gained the upper hand...

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17: Damn, he's pissed today!

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18: You think it's his time of the month?

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17: Ha! Ah, it's funny 'cause you're a chick!

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YOUNG TRUNKS: Gohan!
[Mr. Gohan to you]

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[When you walk into the wrong neighborhood in Pokemon Go]

195
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Stop it!

196
00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,800
18: I can't believe you brought a kid to a battle!

197
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,460
Super irresponsible.
[Learned from Goku]

198
00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,700
TRUNKS [vo]: She wasn't wrong...

199
00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:02,660
YOUNG TRUNKS: I'm not afraid of you! I can take care of you myself!

200
00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:03,860
TRUNKS [vo]: I, however, was.

201
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,020
18: Now what do you think?

202
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,240
YOUNG TRUNKS [strained]: You hit like a girl!

203
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,220
18: (Sigh)... Well... you're not wrong.

204
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:13,800
MR. GOHAN: TRUNKS!

205
00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,220
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!

206
00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:17,480
18: Oh no, you don't!

207
00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:20,480
[Explosions aplenty]

208
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,540
17: Well, shit. Think he got away?

209
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,860
18: I don't know; we can't sense life energy.

210
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:33,160
17: Seriously, what was the point of not giving us that ability?

211
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,340
Seems like an intentional design flaw if you ask me.

212
00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,460
18: Oh well. Scorched Earth?

213
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,600
17 [o-s]: Scorched Earth.

214
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,720
MR. GOHAN: 'Ah, crapbaskets!'

215
00:10:58,260 --> 00:10:59,620
Oww! Pain!

216
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:04,300
Oh, everything's in pain.
Ugh, everything but my left ar--

217
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,000
[._.]

218
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,820
...aw, man!

219
00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:13,720
Ugh, aagh, too bad I'm not a Namekian.
Be reeaally handy right about now...
[HANDY!]

220
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:18,660
'But I'll just settle on the next best thing and use the Senzu Beans!'

221
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,860
'Bean... singular.'
["Exactly what we prepared for!"]

222
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,800
Ah, well, that's disappointing...

223
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,340
[Typing]
SINGLE MOTHER: Looking for... male...

224
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,740
[Typing]
mid-to-late thirties...

225
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,880
[Typing]
black spiky hair...

226
00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:36,500
[Typing]
not too tall...
[Daaw, she misses Vegeta.]

227
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,180
[Typing]
loves to work out.
[Daaw, she misses Vegeta.]

228
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:39,980
TRUNKS: Hey, Mom?

229
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,400
BULMA: (Sigh) What is it, Trun—

230
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,080
BULMA: (Sigh) What is it, Trun—OH, MY GOD!

231
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,340
YOUNG TRUNKS: What do you know about reattaching arms?

232
00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,600
...That I can't find?
(Can't she build a robotic one?]

233
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,200
BULMA: Oh, sweetie.
[-_-']

234
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,360
So... have you learned anything today?

235
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,200
YOUNG TRUNKS: The only good Cyborg is a dead Cyborg?

236
00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:07,300
BULMA: (Sigh)... You really are your father's son...

237
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:13,460
TRUNKS [vo]: Now stronger and more motivated than ever,
I was back to training as soon as Gohan was able again.

238
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:17,200
Though I think he was still a little... sore.

239
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:22,260
MR. GOHAN: Come on, Trunks!
Just imagine losing someone or something close to you!

240
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,540
Like your arm! 'Cause trust me...

241
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,820
THAT REALLY FRIGGIN' SUCKS!
[Not powerful enough to turn SSJ 2, eh?]

242
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,640
[Trunks vomits]
{Mom's spaghetti}

243
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,120
Alright, take five.

244
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,940
TRUNKS [vo]: Unfortunately... I wouldn't transform in time.

245
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:42,600
YOUNG TRUNKS: So, Gohan — do you usually hang out in wastelands?

246
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,960
MR. GOHAN: What do you mean? This is where I live.

247
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:45,700
YOUNG TRUNKS: Oh...

248
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,260
...it's nice.

249
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:53,080
MR. GOHAN: I think you're really close, you know.
You just need something to push you over the edge...

250
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:53,580
 

251
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,740
YOUNG TRUNKS: Well, you always tell me to use the pain of loss.

252
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,720
But... I've never really lost anyone.

253
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,520
MR. GOHAN: For me, it's my greatest source of anger.

254
00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,500
I just think about losing Krillin or Mr. Piccolo--

255
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,200
YOUNG TRUNKS: Or your dad?
[Or Yamcha?]

256
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,280
MR. GOHAN: Uh, yeah, sure.

257
00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:12,500
And then it just builds up inside until finally... it explodes.

258
00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,520
[Something explodes XD]

259
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,640
Yeah. Like that, only metaphorically.

260
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,000
YOUNG TRUNKS: The Cyborgs! Mr. Gohan, we have to go!

261
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,340
MR. GOHAN: No, Trunks! You stay here this time.
We both know you're not ready.

262
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:29,660
YOUNG TRUNKS: Mr. Gohan, you only have one arm!
What can you do with one arm?!
[The destructo disk?]

263
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:35,120
MR. GOHAN: You know what? You're right.
What can I do with only one arm?

264
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,480
YOUNG TRUNKS: Thank you, Mr. Gohan! I will not let you dow—

265
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:38,980
[Life-like karate chop action]

266
00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:39,860
[Gohan gently lets Trunks down]

267
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,520
MR. GOHAN: *That*. I can do that with one arm.

268
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:47,200
'Now... what can I do to the *Cyborgs* with one arm...?'

269
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,340
MR. PICCOLO: 'Use the Makankōsappō!'

270
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:50,460
MR. GOHAN: 'You never taught me that.'

271
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:53,820
MR. PICCOLO: 'Uuuuse iiiiiit!'

272
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,300
["Man of Steel"-type property damage]

273
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,740
17: You know what? I'm bored.

274
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,700
18: Well, we could find another city.

275
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:07,460
17: No, I mean, like... bored of this whole
"Great Destroyer" shtick, you know?

276
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,060
Destroying things, killing people... it's just boring.

277
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:11,820
[Someone dies]
Destroying things, killing people... it's just boring.

278
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:13,540
Destroying things, killing people... it's just boring.

279
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,560
18: Yeah, it's kinda lost its luster.

280
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:19,280
After you wipe an entire genre of music off the face of the Earth, what's left?

281
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:23,640
17: You know what I always wanted to do?
Like, since before all this?

282
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:25,660
Be a Park Ranger. 
(TFS can see the futuuure)

283
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:27,340
18: You want to range a park?

284
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,940
[Oh, he ded.]

285
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:33,580
17: Hell yeah! Livin' outdoors, communicatin'
with nature, shootin' poachers...

286
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,620
Yeah. I think I'ma do tha—

287
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:37,240
[Foot to the face]
UUH!

288
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:37,740
GUH!

289
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:39,960
YOU GODDAMN CHEAP SON OF A BITCH!

290
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,140
[18 laughs]

291
00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:44,820
18: He slapped your shit!

292
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:49,780
17: OK! You know what? That's it!
I'm killing every human! 
(Goku Black would do it anyway)

293
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:50,860
Every.

294
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:51,660
One!

295
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,880
Then I'm gonna range the shit out of that park!
[Wouldn't there be no parks with no people?

296
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:59,140
MR. GOHAN: Neither of you are leaving here alive!
I'm stronger than I was before!

297
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,720
18: Yeah; also lighter. Looks like you
dropped some weight since last time.

298
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,880
Five, ten pounds? I don't know; how much does an arm weigh?
[~9 lbs (4 kg)]

299
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,620
[An arm weighs around 5% of total body weight] [NERDDD!]
17: Gotta hand it to you, though.
[HAND! XD]

300
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,800
Pretty ballsy coming after us all asymmetrical like that.

301
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,460
But four hands are better than one.

302
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,420
Long story short:

303
00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:17,800
You're gonna die.

304
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:21,000
MR. GOHAN: No! This isn't where my story ends!

305
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,700
TRUNKS [vo]: This is where Gohan's story ends.

306
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:24,480
MR. GOHAN: D'ugh-egh!

307
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,160
D'YAAAGH!

308
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:32,200
'Ahhh, well... this is it, Mr. Piccolo...'

309
00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:36,740
'But at least we still have Trunks.
I trained him just like you wanted.'

310
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,660
MR. PICCOLO [vo]: 'You know I'm not actually here, right?'

311
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,780
MR. GOHAN: 'Ah...'

312
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,400
MR. GOHAN: 'Ah... crapbaskets...'

313
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,900
"-and then he died, too."

314
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,020
YOUNG TRUNKS: —down! Huh?

315
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:51,420
Oh no...

316
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,660
[Ominous music]

317
00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:08,620
[Shocked gasp]

318
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,100
[Music becomes sorrowful]

319
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,140
[he ded]

320
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:33,960
[Fusion!]

321
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:48,100
[Quiet whimpering and sobbing]

322
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:03,800
Gohan...

323
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,060
Gohan!
[WHY DIDN'T YOU DOOOOODGE]

324
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,640
GOHAAAAAAN!
[WHY DIDN'T YOU DOOOODGE]

325
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:14,340
[Angry screaming]

326
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:24,540
[More angry screaming]

327
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,680
[And boom goes the dynamite]

328
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:32,820
[Yet more angry screaming]

329
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,440
[Bravo, TFS.]

330
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,280
[Waiting for Ep. 60]

331
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,360
SLIGHTLY OLDER TRUNKS: Alright, Mom.
I got the rest of the supplies for the Time Machine.

332
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,120
It's too bad Grandpa isn't here to help you build it.

333
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:51,150
BULMA: Yeah. Unfortunately, he's still off
searching the cosmos for New Namek.

334
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,920
DR. BRIEF [o-s]: By *God*! Is that it?!

335
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,260
After all these—

336
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:59,080
GOD DAMMIT ALL!

337
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,700
BULMA: So until your Grandpa returns — just me.

338
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:06,500
RADIO: (Static) Hello! This is an emergency broadcast from Cuminopolis!
[Why are all these cities named after spices?]

339
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,660
The Cyborgs are attacking! And they are sparing no one!

340
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,500
No one is saf—!

341
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,440
[Radio broadcast terminated]

342
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,320
TRUNKS: That's close to here.

343
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,920
BULMA: Trunks, I know what you're thinking,
but let me just finish the Time Machine—

344
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,520
TRUNKS: We don't have *time* for that!

345
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,720
BULMA: That's what the *Machine* is for!

346
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,820
TRUNKS: Listen! I'm stronger now! I'm a Super Saiyan!
[Vegeta yelling from another planet... and timeline]
[It *could* be the same timeline. Same events could've happened till Goku's death.]

347
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,240
BULMA: So was Gohan, and look how that turned out!
[Vegeta yelling from another planet... and timeline]
[It *could* be the same timeline. Same events could've happened till Goku's death.]

348
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,060
TRUNKS: Oh, so now you're just replacing Dad with *Gohan*?
[Vegeta yelling from another planet... and timeline]
[It *could* be the same timeline. Same events could've happened till Goku's death.]

349
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,500
BULMA: Trust me, I *tried*!
[Vegeta yelling from another planet... and timeline]
[It *could* be the same timeline. Same events could've happened till Goku's death.]

350
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:34,040
[Disturbed silence, except for Vegeta's yelling (which fades out)]

351
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,000
TRUNKS: ...I'm going now.

352
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,040
BULMA: Be safe.

353
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:43,000
TRUNKS [vo]: And so, armed with the sword given to me by Tapion...
which is a whole... other story...
[Which doesn't even *begin* to make sense in this timeline.]

354
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,900
I raced off to fight the Cyborgs... one last time.

355
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,900
[Odd choice for a city location.]

356
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:52,800
[Olympics 2036]

357
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,000
[10] [10] [10]

358
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,560
18: We all wrapped up, then?

359
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:58,900
17: Yep! Looks like we're out of people to kill here.

360
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,360
TRUNKS: Why don't you try me?

361
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,100
17: Wait, did you just *ask* us to kill you?
[Suicide rate must be at 0 if this is the first time they encountered someone asking for death.]

362
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,220
TRUNKS: N-no; a-as in "fight me", eh!

363
00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:08,980
18: I'm sorry, do we know you?

364
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,860
TRUNKS: YES! You murdered my maste—

365
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:11,780
18: Oh wait, hold on...

366
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,180
I don't care.
[At least she's honest.]

367
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:19,400
TRUNKS [vo]: To this day, I'm still not sure why I did what I did.
[Blame Vegeta's genes.]

368
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,640
Maybe it was grief.

369
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,460
Maybe it was puberty.

370
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,780
Maybe, I just had something to prove.
[Maybe you are just an idiot]

371
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,740
A young half-blood Super Saiyan, armed with nothing but a sword and his guts.

372
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,860
Unfortunately... half-human and half-Saiyan...

373
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:42,320
might just be analogous to half-brave, and half-stupid.
[Oh, just wait until Xenoverse 2.]

374
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:45,520
TRUNKS: I...

375
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,040
I did it!

376
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:52,540
18 [o-s]: Hey! Doesn't he kinda remind you of you-know-who?

377
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:56,140
17 [o-s]: Now that you mention it, I do see the resemblance...

378
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:59,520
but unlike good ol' Righty, he's still got both arms.

379
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,840
18 [o-s]: Yeah... but not for long.

380
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,780
TRUNKS: 'Oh...'

381
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:04,740
TRUNKS: 'Oh... crapbaske—'

382
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:05,300
[Backfist to the future]
GAH!

383
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,060
18: You lost, little boy?

384
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,040
TRUNKS [o-s]: Ohhh...

385
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:15,080
[Pained yells]

386
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,560
17: Hey, Sunshine. Cough if you're still alive.

387
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,580
[Violent coughing]

388
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,540
18: Good boy!

389
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:28,000
TRUNKS [strained]: Why? Why are you doing this?

390
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,120
17: The question isn't "Why?", kid.
It's "Why not?"

391
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,580
18: I mean... who's going to stop us?
[Hercule?]

392
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,260
17: Not those guys seventeen years ago.
[BTW, since it's been 17 years, how has Beerus not shown up yet to find the Super Sayain God?]

393
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:38,520
18: Not ol' One-Arm.
[BTW, since it's been 17 years, how has Beerus not shown up yet to find the Super Sayain God?]

394
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,600
17: And certainly not you.
[BTW, since it's been 17 years, how has Beerus not shown up yet to find the Super Sayain God?]

395
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:41,860
TRUNKS: You...

396
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:43,200
TRUNKS: You...!

397
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,300
TRUNKS: You evil bunch of jerks, I'll kick your God damn...

398
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,340
17: Hu-ha-ha!
TRUNKS: You evil bunch of jerks, I'll kick your God damn...

399
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:49,820
17: This is hilarious!
TRUNKS: ...you killed my master...

400
00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:50,320
TRUNKS: ...you killed my master...

401
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:50,960
18: Yeah! 
TRUNKS: ...you killed all those people...

402
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,660
TRUNKS: ...you killed all those people...

403
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,400
18: Although now it's kind of annoying.
TRUNKS: ...you killed all those people...

404
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,260
18: Although now it's kind of annoying.
TRUNKS: WHY?

405
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:53,980
TRUNKS: WHY? WHY?

406
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:54,500
18: Now it's sad.
TRUNKS: WHY? WHY? WHY?

407
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,100
18: Now it's sad.
TRUNKS: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

408
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:55,680
TRUNKS: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

409
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,600
18: And now it's annoying again.
TRUNKS: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

410
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,280
TRUNKS: Gah-huu--!

411
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:01,100
[More pain]

412
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,300
17: Wait a sec... this kid look familiar to you, sis?

413
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,960
18: Yeah...! He was at the amusement park with Stumpy!

414
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:15,380
17 [condescending]: Aww, who's a little survivor?
You are! Yes, you are!

415
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:17,940
Let's fix that, shall we?

416
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,160
18: Dibs!

417
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:21,840
17 [o-s]: SIS! GET OUT OF THE—

418
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,100
[Boosh]

419
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,780
18 [o-s]: Did you just friggin' *blast* me?!

420
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,880
17 [o-s]: You stepped in *front* of it! What is *wrong* with you?!

421
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,600
17 [o-s]: You stepped in *front* of it! What is *wrong* with you?!
18 [o-s]: NO-NO-TH-THAT'S IT! We're leaving!

422
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,999
18 [o-s]: NO-NO-TH-THAT'S IT! We're leaving!

423
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,840
17 [o-s]: Oh come on, *sis*! ...Sis, get back here!

424
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,100
TRUNKS [vo]: I still have *no idea* how I survived...
17 [o-s]: Oh come on, *Sis*! ...Sis, get back here!

425
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,960
BULMA: Trunks, sweetie? You waking up?

426
00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,980
TRUNKS: Mom? Am I alive?

427
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,450
How long was I out?

428
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:50,360
BULMA: Well, I finished the Time Machine.

429
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,900
TRUNKS: Oh... is that long?

430
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,360
BULMA: Yeeeaah, which means you got two options:

431
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,220
You take another swing at the Cyborgs...

432
00:21:58,220 --> 00:21:59,320
TRUNKS: [Groans in pain]

433
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,540
BULMA: Or you use the Time Machine to go save Goku.

434
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,700
TRUNKS [mumbling]: I wanna save Goku...

435
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,500
BULMA: *Trunks*...

436
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,120
TRUNKS [louder]: I want to save Idiot Hero, eh!

437
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,360
BULMA: Good boy!

438
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,220
TRUNKS [vo]: After recovering a few months, I was finally ready.

439
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:16,500
BULMA: Aww! My jacket looks so good on you.
All the girls in the past are just gonna love it.
[Including her.][In the past, she's also a girl, too...]

440
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:17,220
TRUNKS: Thanks, Mom.

441
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:22,300
So this is it!
I can't believe I finally get to meet history's stupidest hero!

442
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:28,780
BULMA: Yeah... Goku might not be exactly how you think,
so do temper your expectations.

443
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,040
TRUNKS: And Dad! I finally get to meet Dad!

444
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,760
BULMA: Oh shit, you do.

445
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,300
[LOL]
TRUNKS: Huh?

446
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:37,280
BULMA: I mean, just be yourself, sweetie, and everything will turn out okay!
[Seriously? You think that will work?]

447
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,080
TRUNKS: Alright, Mom. I'm off.

448
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:44,920
Next time you see me... this'll be a Cyborg-free world!

449
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:45,780
BULMA: Yup!

450
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,400
...Unless this actually operates on Multiverse Theory, in which case—

451
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,340
[Tardis sound effects]
TRUNKS: Can't hear you, Mom; Time Machine!

452
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:52,890
[Tardis sound effects]
BULMA: Bye, sweetie!

453
00:22:52,890 --> 00:22:57,160
[Tardis sound effects fade out]

454
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,060
...Aaand Multiverse Theory it is.

455
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,000
Shit!

456
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:02,760
[Cue Back To The Future Theme]

457
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,800
[♫ "Doctor Chala" ♫]

458
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,300
[If you don't know what show this tune is based on,
you should be ashamed of yourselves. ;)]

459
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,800
[If you don't know what show this tune is based on,
you should be ashamed of yourselves. ;)] (Doctor Who, for those of you who aren't NERDS.)

460
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,800
[Just kidding.]

461
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,800
[Or are we?]

462
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,800
[...We are.]

463
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,800
[It's a great mash-up though, isn't it?]

464
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,180
[Flames]

465
00:23:54,320 --> 00:24:00,820
[You gotta wonder if Trunks is sick from that Time Machine spinning around so much]

466
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,300
[How do you think that hole in the glass was made in the duplicate machine?]

467
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,420
[Static]

468
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,960
OOLONG [o-s]: Alright, they haven't been back in two days.

469
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,040
MASTER ROSHI [o-s]: I can't believe they took my house...

470
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:16,660
[I can't believe you're still alive...]

471
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:21,200
OOLONG: I'm going in for a food run.
All that's left is the Spam and the pork rinds...

472
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:23,560
PUAR: We both knew this day would come, Oolong!

473
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,580
OOLONG: I have long since made peace with this.
I'm just glad we're still alive.

474
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,100
MAS. ROSHI: All thanks to my submarine:
The "U.S.S. M'Dick"!

475
00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:33,300
Speaking of which...

476
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,240
OOLONG: Oh no...

477
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,000
MAS. ROSHI: I've been meaning to ask...!

478
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,240
OOLONG: Knew it, I friggin' knew it!

479
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,500
MAS. ROSHI: HOW DOES IT FEEL RIDING M'DICK!?!
[Didn't see that comin' did ya?]

480
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:43,760
OOLONG: *Seventeen years*!
Seventeen years you've been holding on to that one!
[Oh, who am I kidding?]

481
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,060
MAS. ROSHI: You don't know the patience I have...

482
00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:48,140
Didn't answer my question either.

483
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:50,120
OOLONG: It's tight and damp...

484
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:54,420
[The old pervert cackles (XD)]

485
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,900
PUAR [o-s]: We're gonna die in here...
[The old pervert cackles (XD)]

486
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,020
[The old pervert cackles (XD)]

487
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:09,000
[♫ Video game variant of "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫]