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ANDROID 17 [off-screen]: "-Folks I'm Android 13, look at mah trucker hat!"

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GERO: I was going through a phase!

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ANDROID 18 [o-s]: Well, let's say we open them up and get to know our new friend?

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GERO: Don't you dare!

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I am your master and you will do what I say!

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17: I- I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

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I think the ear thing's back.

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GERO: I said, I am your master!

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And you will do what I-

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17: Sorry, doc...

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GERO: GUUAAGGH...!

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17: ...just following orders.

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GERO: So...

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...could one of you possibly spare one of those Senzu-

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KRILLIN [o-s]: So, does this mean they're on our side?

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TRUNKS [o-s]: YAAAAAGH!

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[Explosion in background]

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GERO: Well, guess it's a good thing I backed myself up into this supercomputer.

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Have to thank Wheelo for that.

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Now, what to do with the twins going rogue...

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How is progress with plan B?

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[weird noise]

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That's another seventeen years out at least.

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[sigh]

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Well, guess it's time for plan C...

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CHI-CHI: Touch those Thai silk curtains and I'll turn one of those hoop earrings into a septum ring!

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GOHAN: Wow. Mom sure is set on filling up Korin and Yajirobe's wedding registry.

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GOKU: But why do they need six crock pots?

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And why all these (delicious-looking) bath bombs?

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I don't even think they have a bathroom!

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Korin always just told me to go over the side.

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[Explosion and screams]

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???: Excuse me, pardon me, coming through, watch the suit.

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Man, everyone acting a fool...

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Like they've never seen a purple dwarf before.

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*static*

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???: I know, right?! Racist as shit.

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GOKU [mouth full]: Man, shopping makes me hungry!

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GOHAN [deadpan]: Really, shopping makes you hungry? Only shopping?

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GOKU: Mmhmm.

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Speaking of, how'd your search go, guys?

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KRILLIN: Not great. Turns out Master Roshi is banned from over five hundred Victoria's Secret locations.

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I don't get it, how are you not on some kind of a list?

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"MASTER ROSHI":You think "Master Roshi" is my real name?

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GOHAN: Doesn't Victoria's Secret specialize in *women's* underwear?

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Why would Korin and Yajirobe-

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-Oh...

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-Oh...ooooooh.

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But which one wears them?

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???: So whaddya think?

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*static*

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???: Nah.

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But we can.

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GOHAN: Hey, so, not to point out the obvious, but, the restaurant is shaking.

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GOKU: Huh? Ehh...

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GOHAN: Aww, crapbask-
KRILLIN: Aww, crapbask-
TRUNKS: Aww, crapbask-

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CHI-CHI: Why can't we go anywhere as a group without something blowing up?

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GOKU: Probably not my fault this time, maybe...

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Terrorists!

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Wait, I can't sense them...

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Androids!

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Androiderists!

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Terroroids!

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Guys, we got a bad case of terroroids!

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GOHAN: C'mon, Mom!

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CHI-CHI: No! One of the crock pots!

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GOKU: So, you guys aren't orgasmic...

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Who are you? Red Ribbon?

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I mean, you've got it on your red Red Ribbon ribbon...

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...but, you know what they say about assuming:

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It makes an ass out of you and ming.

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???: Scan complete.

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This guy's dumb as bricks.

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[Static]

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GOKU: Say wha..?

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???: Oh right, your unrefined meatbag ears probably don't understand him.

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He's introducing himself as Android 14.

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I am Android 15.

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And you...

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And you...are Goku.

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GOKU: AAAAAHHHH!

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ANDROID 15: And now you're dead!

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OK, *rude*!

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TRUNKS: Goku! Move!

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GOKU: Oh, right.

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TRUNKS: You know, maybe we shouldn't do this here.

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GOKU: OOH! OOH!

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I know a place!

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GOHAN: Krillin, we should go after them!

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KRILLIN: Should we?

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GOHAN: Yes!

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KRILLIN: Okay, but MUST we?

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GOHAN: Well, you can come with me,

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or, you can stay here with my Mom.

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CHI-CHI: AAAAAAAAAGH!

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KRILLIN: We must! We must!
CHI-CHI: AAAAAAAAAGH!

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GERO: Update complete.

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Now activating number 13...

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ANDROID 13 [in a Deep South accent]: Mighty kind o' you, Doctor.

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GERO: For crying out loud, we just finished patching that!

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13: Doc, you can't fix what ain't broke!

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Now...

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Now...where's

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Now...where's my

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Now...where's my trucker

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Now...where's my trucker hat?

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[Banjo Version of "Imperial March" plays]

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TRUNKS: No offense Goku, but...

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...why the Arctic?

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GOKU: What? You're fine, you've got a jacket.

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TRUNKS: Well yeah, but there are more deserts than we can count, and you chose the Arctic!

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GOKU: Uh, y-you got a jacket...

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15: My database says:

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15: My database says:
You's a bitch!

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TRUNKS: I doubt that's what it actually sa-

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TRUNKS: I doubt that's what it actually sa-AGH!

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[grunting]

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GOKU: Trunks!

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Your jacket is weighing you down!

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Huh? Wah!

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[grunts]

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TRUNKS: Hey Goku,

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if and when we make it out of this,

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please don't tell my father there were two more Androids.

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13 [o-s]: Uh, to be fair, you'd'a been wrong anyway...

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13 [o-s]: Uh, to be fair, you'd'a been wrong anyway...'cause there's three!

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TRUNKS: Aaaauugh!

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13: Howdy, there! I'm Android 13.

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Look at mah trucker hat.

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GOKU: Look-y Trunks! More 'roids.

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TRUNKS: You're kidding me!

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Are there any more of you that we don't know about?

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13: Nah, just us...

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...plus the green one in the sub-lab.

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TRUNKS: Enough!

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I have had it with these monkey-fighting Androids,

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In this Monday-to-Friday timeline!

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AAAUUGH!

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13: Well son, looks like thirteen is your unlucky number.

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GOKU: I don't believe in stuperstitions!

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13 [incredulous]: ...How in the blazes did Gero have so much trouble killing you?

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GOKU: I'm very stubborn.

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13: Hmm.

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GOKU: Oh hey, he's actually really strong.

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WAAAHHH!

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[Underwater] WAAAHHHHH

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13: Careful, son! You might catch a death of cold!

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GOKU: Catch *this* cold!

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13: My trucker hat!

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Ya plum done gone daggone did it now, son.

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GOKU: Who and the wha-

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AAAAAHHHH!

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(Ah.)

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(Hope Trunks is having better luck.)

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TRUNKS: HI-YAH!

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Aw, why did I even bring this?!

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(Wait, why DID I bring this?)

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(We were shopping before-)

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Augh!

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15: A'ight 14, give it back.

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TRUNKS: [Startled squeal]

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13: Hmm.

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YAH!

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Ya can't dodge my T.H. Deathbomb!

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GOKU: Does the "T.H." stand for-

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13: TRUCKER HAT, yes!

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GOKU: Not my first guess.

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WAUGH!

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GERO: Yes! YES!

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This is my moment!

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Oh, what now!?

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Wuh?

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AWAKENED EVIL: For thousands of years, I laid dormant!

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WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-

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GOKU: Hey, best buddy!

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VEGETA: Oh, it's you.

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Explain, idiot.

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TRUNKS: No no NO!

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GOKU: We found three more Androids.

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TRUNKS: Da-a-mmit!

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VEGETA: Three whole Androids, huh?

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Pretty sure that makes *eight*.

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Hmm, never letting the boy live this one down.

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13: Well, if it ain't the Prince!

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Good day, your Majesty!

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I'd tip my hat to ya,

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BUT I LOST IT!

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VEGETA: Look, I'm a little late to the game here, what's your deal?

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13: See here,

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The kind Dr. Gero deemed us, in his own words,

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"Defective."

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Leaving us on the proverbial shelf until, well...

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...he gone plum run outta options.

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GOKU: So, what's your detective?

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13: He could not quite tolerate my dulcet tones,

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13: He could not quite tolerate my dulcet tones, my choice in vernacular,

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13: He could not quite tolerate my dulcet tones, my choice in vernacular,
and my particular method of...

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13: He could not quite tolerate my dulcet tones, my choice in vernacular,
and my particular method of...ar-ti-cu-lation.

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GOKU: Also, you talk funny.

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What 'bout him?

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[Static]

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VEGETA: Alright, but what about the small one?

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Is it 'cause he's purple?

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13: Okay, racist, if ya must know;

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it's 'cause he's got a drinking problem.

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15 [o-s]: Hey, it's only a problem when I run out!

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13: We don't like to talk about it.

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Now!

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I believe we have some business to attend to!

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Id Est, layin' three corpses upon this here glacier.

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14!

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15!

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15: You got it, boss man!

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You forget you saw this.

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13: Round two, Fleshlights™!

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TRUNKS: [Grunts]

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KRILLIN: So, we just needed to be here didn't we?

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GOHAN: Yeah, OK...

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KRILLIN: Couldn't even stop for a jacket!

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Just had to *beeline* it for the Arctic.

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GOHAN: OK, Krillin, I get it! We're not helping.

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I just...

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...needed some space from my Mom.

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KRILLIN: Eh, it's all right.

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Wanna have a snowball fight?

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GOHAN: Probably not a good time...

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KRILLIN: No, no, you-you're right.

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VEGETA: AAAaaahhhh!

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Ooophh!

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HEY!

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WANNA SEE SOMETHING COOL?!

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15: Yeah, OK.

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VEGETA: YEEAAAAAAUUUUGHH....

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...YAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

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TRUNKS: (Oh right.)

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(Super Saiyan.)

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AAAAAAUUUUUGH!

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GOKU: Oh, right...

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Super Saiyan.

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GAAAAAUUGH!

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GERO: Oh shit...

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GERO: Oh shit...Super Saiyan.

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GAAAAAAAHHH!

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GOHAN: Uh, why did it take them so long to do that?

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KRILLIN: You know, I stopped asking that question a long time ago.

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VEGETA: So, are you ready to die, Android?

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Are-

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Are you-

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Does that even do anything for you?

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15: Not anymore...

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Oh, God!

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KRILLIN: That's right Goku, send him back to Arkansas!

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13 [o-s]: It's pronounced "Ar-kansas", ya idjit.

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GOHAN: And consider my pet peeved!

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GOHAN: Piccolo, help!

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Holy cow, that worked!

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2ND AWAKENED EVIL: For thousands of years, I laid dormant!

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Who has disturbed my-

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PICCOLO: Oh hey, Goku, what's up?

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GOKU: Androids.

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PICCOLO: Neat! Mind if I take a spin?

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13: Ah Ah AH HOO HOOOOO!

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GOKU: Ah, 'cause you spun him around.

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13 [o-s]: Ow!

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GOKU: Clever.

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PICCOLO: Thanks, I was practicing that one under the ice for the last half-

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You know what, never mind.

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13: Now, I don't mean to make this about your color or your race,

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but you'd better hightail it out of here before you get hurt, BOY.

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PICCOLO: You know, it feels like it's about *both* those things when you end it with the word "boy".

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15: C'mon short-stack. That the best you got?

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Ha haa! Super Saiyan or not, you're still just a-

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Bitch!

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Did you just throw a mothaf***in DO-

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[static]

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VEGETA: Looks like the countdown's just about over you redneck... uhhh...

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TRUNKS: Hey guys! I did that thing again where I slice my opponent in two and they don't react until-

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VEGETA: I did it first, you're not special!

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TRUNKS [o-s]: B-but you don't even have a sword...

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13: 14 and 15 have been destroyed?!

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Goooood!

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PICCOLO: I feel like we should be stopping this.

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GOKU: Nah, I want a good fight!

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KRILLIN: He's 'roiding out!

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GERO [o-s]: Excellent.

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Android 13 has reached his ultimate, final, pinnacle form!

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Unstoppable!

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Blue!

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And completely taciturn.

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SUPER ANDROID 13: Hurrrgh!

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GERO [o-s]: Perfect!

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GOKU: Vegeta, he stole your 'do!

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VEGETA: I'll kill him!

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Ah!

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Oh no...

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[screaming]

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TRUNKS: I got you fath-AAHH!

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VEGETA: Hahahahahahaha.

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[grunt]

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Idiot.

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Someone stupid get in my way!

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KRILLIN: What the--?

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KAMI AND NAIL: BOOM-CHIKA-AH

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BOOM-CHICKA-AH

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BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM

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GREEN D-

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PICCOLO: (What are you doing?)

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KAMI: (We're trying to amp you up!)

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PICCOLO: (Well, it's distracting!)

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ALL: (Oh shit mothaf*cka!)

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GOKU: My turn!

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GERO: Weakness... identified!

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13: Hurrgh!

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GOKU: Hey, what are ya-

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-AGH!! [fading echo]

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[Several years later...]

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GOHAN: All right, Goten,

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it's your job to chuck these as hard as you can

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so I can be all trained up to face off against Dad in the tournament!

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Now stand behind that line and-

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Goten?

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(What was I doing here?)

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[...back to the present]

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GOKU: AAAAAAAAUGH-

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[faint screeching]

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[high pitched] He punched me in the dick!

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Why?!

328
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Why did he punch me in the dick?!

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VEGETA [snarky]: Not so funny now, is it, Kakarot?

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KRILLIN: Is Goku gonna be okay?

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VEGETA: Get the f*** off me!

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GOKU: N-now I know what you're thinki-

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AUUUGH!

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[grunting]

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And the answer may surpri-

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(Aw man...)

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EEEEEEE!

338
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GOHAN: Hey! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

339
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Ehhh... well, clearly not me.

340
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(Welp, if you can't beat 'em...)

341
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(Bomb 'em.)

342
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Eh, maybe one of those battleball players?

343
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I mean, not that I watch sports, I have
better things to do with my life.

344
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I feel like this is a one-sided conversation.

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[growling]

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GERO [o-s]: 13, if you'd kindly turn around ,and eliminate Son Goku...

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[growling]

348
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13: RRRAUGH!

349
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GOHAN: Dad, no!

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BBLUUAUUGH!

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GOKU: Good job, son!

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GERO [o-s]: Hmm, unexpected, but not altogether unpleasant.

353
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Let's try again shall w-?

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GOKU: Ow!

355
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VEGETA: Nobody is killing that idiot but me!

356
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GOKU [o-s]: Aw, you *do* care.

357
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GERO [o-s]: Agh, fine, finish off Vegeta,

358
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Then Son Goku.

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[Squeak]

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[Vegeta screaming]

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NARRATOR: And that's when the Prince realized that when you grab a bull by the horns,

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sometimes, he'll take you for a ride.

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{THWACK}
[Vegeta screaming]

364
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GOKU: Keep it up guys! You're doing great!

365
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[Vegeta screaming]

366
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GERO [o-s]: Yes, good, now hurry up and get back to So-

367
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Oh my non-existent God!

368
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TRUNKS: Hey! You big blue bastard!

369
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I'm a time traveler from 17 years in the future.

370
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And you don't exist there. You know why?

371
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Well, besides multiverse theory, it's because you die, right here, by my sword!

372
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NARRATOR: And that's when the Time Traveler realized that his sword was about as useless...

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...as a screen door on a submarine.

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[Trunks screaming]

375
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[whistling Mahna Mahna]

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GERO [o-s]: Good! Great! Now stop playing around with the rabble and focus your efforts on killing So-

377
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,040
GERO [o-s]: Good! Great! Now stop playing around with the rabble and focus your efforts on killing So--n of a whore!

378
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NARRATOR: And that's when the Green Man realized that when you suplex a robot,

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you better...

380
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Oh, what the hell am I doing?

381
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*footsteps receding*

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SUPER ANDROID 13: BWUU YOO YOO YOO YOO YOO YOO YOO YOO RAWHARAA! (Credit goes to yushnizzo)

383
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KRILLIN: Oh right.. Spirit Saiyan...

384
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What?

385
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:22,169
GERO [o-s]: Kill Son Goku! Kill Son Goku!

386
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:25,429
Kill Son Goku before it's too late!

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[Goku screaming]

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[Goku screaming]

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GERO [o-s]: Oh, this bodes poorly...

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Jesus Christ!!!!!!!

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NARRATOR: And that's when the robot realized that he was as dead as a...

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Robot.

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Because robots are technically not alive by the traditional definition of-

394
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D'these people even give a damn anymore?

395
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[scoffs]

396
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I swear they stopped tryin' after Season 2.

397
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[Goku screaming]

398
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[Super Android 13 screaming]

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[explosion]

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MASTER ROSHI: Heeellloooo nurse!

401
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,640
KRILLIN: Man, catching Vegeta really f***ed my shit up!

402
00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:40,300
How about you, Goku?

403
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,070
You seem fine.

404
00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:43,670
GOKU: Yup! Senzu beans healed my nuts up good!

405
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CHI-CHI: Thank God.

406
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,400
KRILLIN: Hey hey, that's great! So, you got any to share?

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GOKU: I kinda needed a few...

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TRUNKS: I'm glad you're all fine, but it does concern me that there are apparently more Androids out there.

409
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,840
KRILLIN: Actually, I had a thought about that.

410
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GERO: Well, that was a total bust.

411
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I suppose I'll just continue nursing plan B.

412
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:10,310
What's another 17 years? I'm not going anywhere.

413
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:10,910
[Krillin talking in distance]

414
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,970
Wait, what is that noi-

415
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,400
KRILLIN: Wow! Danger Will Robinson.

416
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GERO [o-s]: Oh, *no*...!

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*Violin outtro*

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*Now with banjo*

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PICCOLO: Is it over?

420
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VEGETA: Not 'til the fish jumps.

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[Piccolo clears his throat]

422
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[Vegeta clears his throat]

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PICCOLO: Soo...

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...what were you doing in the Arctic?

425
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VEGETA: What were YOU doing in the Arctic?

426
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PICCOLO: I don't have a place to live, what's your excuse?

427
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:46,960
VEGETA: Look Green Man, if you must know, I was just trying to find a place where I can be alone for a little
bit and have some "me time."

428
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,200
Turns out, the Arctic wasn't the best solution.

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00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,340
PICCOLO: Yeah, it would, uh, seem that way.

430
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,340
VEGETA: Yeah, yeah, it would.

431
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PICCOLO: So what do you do for fu-?

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FISH: FIN!

433
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PICCOLO: Oh, I get it.

434
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,780
VEGETA: It's 'cause he's a fish.

435
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:08,179
13: Well now, that sure was a doozy of a movie.

436
00:22:08,179 --> 00:22:09,929
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440
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443
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:41,730
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