VEGETA: This is a parody official release support Akira Toriyama!
FARMER: You're an alien!
ALIEN: I'm an alien.
PICCOLO: Am I an alien?
RADITZ: Probably!
Where's my brother?
OTHER ALIEN: I don't know.
RADITZ: Then you're useless to me!
♪ Dragon Soul! ♪
ALIEN TOO: I have a kid!
GOHAN: I'm socially awkward.
KRILLIN: He's adorable!
D'AHHH!!
{DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING}
{BOOM}
RADITZ: I'm here for my brother.
GOKU: Am I your brother?
RADITZ: Yes!
⊙▂⊙ ⊙▂⊙ ⊙▂⊙
⊙▂⊙ ⊙▂⊙ >:)
(° ͜ʖ °)
I'm taking your son.
GOKU: No you're not!
{SLAM} UNGH!
Ahh! He took my son!
PICCOLO: I'm here to help you.
GOKU: Aren't we enemies?
PICCOLO: Nobody watched DragonBall.
Let's go!
GOKU: Are you a Yoshi?
YOSHI: Hells yeah!
GOKU: Gimme back my son!
[Unzipping noise]
...Gross.
PHIL SEBBEN: Hahaa!
GOKU: Ugh! PICCOLO: Urgh!
[Lots of fighting]
GOKU: Piccolo! Get him!
PICCOLO: Mekanzapalapagah!
GOKU: Ungh!
[🐣 Piccolo got a DOUBLE KILL!]
[DED]
And now I am the dead!
Bleh.
KRILLIN: Oh no, Goku's dead!
VEGETA: Hey Nappa, let's go to Earth.
NAPPA: Ballin'.
KRILLIN: Oh no, more Saiyans!
PICCOLO: I'm taking Gohan!
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Hi, maggots.
I'm training you.
I'm terrifying and a potential rapist!
But I'll never say it flat out.
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): BUH! KRILLIN: AHH!
PICCOLO: Dodge! GOHAN: D'aa-haa!
BOJACK: Yarr!
GOKU: Who are you?
KING KAI: I'm King Kai. You now know the Kaio-ken and the Spirit Bomb.
F**k off. Shut up, Bojack.
PICCOLO: Twelve months have passed! Let's go fight Saiyans.
KRILLIN: Oh god, it's the Saiyans!
VEGETA: Hi.
KRILLIN: Yamcha's here!
[DED]
Yamcha's dead!
VEGETA: Nappa, get 'em!
NAPPA: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
KRILLIN: Tien, get 'em!
TIEN: I am the only serious character in this show. That's the joke.
{BOOM}
[DED]
KRILLIN: Oh God, everyone's dead!
NAPPA: Hilariously derailing one liner.
GOKU: Goku's here!
KRILLIN: Goku's here!
VEGETA: It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
NAPPA: AAAAAAAAAA--
VEGETA: --AAAAAAAAA--
NAPPA: --AAAAAAA--
[You get the idea]
{BOOM}
NAPPA: Vegeta, WHY?!
VEGETA: Because I'm a monkey!
OOZARU VEGETA: (Roars)
GOKU: Kaio-ken!
OOZARU VEGETA: Kaio-wha--?
AH!
VEGETA: Oh no! I'm not a monkey!
OH NO! THE KID'S A MONKEY!
Destructo Disc!
KRILLIN: The f**k?!
VEGETA: Yay!
No!
[FUCKED]
Leaving now...
GOKU: And we'll never see him again!
VEGETA: They'll see me next episode.
{DING}
GHOST NAPPA: And I'm a ghost!
Or am I...?
[DUNDUNDUN]
[BWOOUGH]
♪ Dragon Soul! ♪
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