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VEGETA: This is a parody official release support Akira Toriyama!

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FARMER: You're an alien!

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ALIEN: I'm an alien.

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PICCOLO: Am I an alien?

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RADITZ: Probably!

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Where's my brother?

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OTHER ALIEN: I don't know.

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RADITZ: Then you're useless to me!

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♪ Dragon Soul! ♪

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ALIEN TOO: I have a kid!

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GOHAN: I'm socially awkward.

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KRILLIN: He's adorable!

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D'AHHH!!

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{DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING}

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{BOOM}

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RADITZ: I'm here for my brother.

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GOKU: Am I your brother?

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RADITZ: Yes!

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⊙▂⊙ ⊙▂⊙ ⊙▂⊙

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⊙▂⊙ ⊙▂⊙ >:)

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(° ͜ʖ °)

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I'm taking your son.

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GOKU: No you're not!

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{SLAM}
UNGH!

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Ahh! He took my son!

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PICCOLO: I'm here to help you.

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GOKU: Aren't we enemies?

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PICCOLO: Nobody watched DragonBall.

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Let's go!

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GOKU: Are you a Yoshi?

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YOSHI: Hells yeah!

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GOKU: Gimme back my son!

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[Unzipping noise]

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...Gross.

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PHIL SEBBEN: Hahaa!

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GOKU: Ugh!
PICCOLO: Urgh!

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[Lots of fighting]

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GOKU: Piccolo! Get him!

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PICCOLO: Mekanzapalapagah!

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GOKU: Ungh!

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[🐣 Piccolo got a DOUBLE KILL!]

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[DED]

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[DED]
[DED]

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And now I am the dead!

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Bleh.

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KRILLIN: Oh no, Goku's dead!

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VEGETA: Hey Nappa, let's go to Earth.

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NAPPA: Ballin'.

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KRILLIN: Oh no, more Saiyans!

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PICCOLO: I'm taking Gohan!

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(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Hi, maggots.

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I'm training you.

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I'm terrifying and a potential rapist!

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But I'll never say it flat out.

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(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): BUH!
KRILLIN: AHH!

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PICCOLO: Dodge!
GOHAN: D'aa-haa!

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BOJACK: Yarr!

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GOKU: Who are you?

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KING KAI: I'm King Kai. You now know the Kaio-ken and the Spirit Bomb.

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F**k off. Shut up, Bojack.

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PICCOLO: Twelve months have passed! Let's go fight Saiyans.

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KRILLIN: Oh god, it's the Saiyans!

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VEGETA: Hi.

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KRILLIN: Yamcha's here!

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[DED]

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Yamcha's dead!

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VEGETA: Nappa, get 'em!

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NAPPA: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.

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KRILLIN: Tien, get 'em!

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TIEN: I am the only serious character in this show. That's the joke.

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{BOOM}

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[DED]

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[DED]
[DED]

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KRILLIN: Oh God, everyone's dead!

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NAPPA: Hilariously derailing one liner.

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GOKU: Goku's here!

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KRILLIN: Goku's here!

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VEGETA: It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

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NAPPA: AAAAAAAAAA--

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VEGETA: --AAAAAAAAA--

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NAPPA: --AAAAAAA--

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[You get the idea]

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{BOOM}

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NAPPA: Vegeta, WHY?!

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VEGETA: Because I'm a monkey!

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OOZARU VEGETA: (Roars)

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GOKU: Kaio-ken!

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OOZARU VEGETA: Kaio-wha--?

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AH!

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VEGETA: Oh no! I'm not a monkey!

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OH NO! THE KID'S A MONKEY!

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Destructo Disc!

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KRILLIN: The f**k?!

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VEGETA: Yay!

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No!

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[FUCKED]

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Leaving now...

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GOKU: And we'll never see him again!

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VEGETA: They'll see me next episode.

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{DING}

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GHOST NAPPA: And I'm a ghost!

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Or am I...?

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[DUNDUNDUN]

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[BWOOUGH]

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♪ Dragon Soul! ♪

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YUGI: This has how many subscribers?