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[[TRAFFIC NOISES]]
[[HOSPITAL NOISES. They skipped the Clorox treatment!!]]
KRILLIN: Let's go to space!
[[WSHHHH]]
Dragon SOUL!
[[SHMMM]]
KRILLIN: Goin' to Namek?
GOHAN: Is that Namek? [[BZZ-BZ-BZ-BZZZ]] (Never trust signs)
KRILLIN: No! [[SHWOOP]]
GOHAN: Is THAT Namek? [[FWEE-FWEE-FWEE]] (Wasn't this filler?)
KRILLIN: NO! [[SHWOOP]]
GOHAN: Is that Namek?
KRILLIN: Booyah! [SHMM] (When have you ever said that?)
KRILLIN: This place is boring... [not for long]
GOHAN: Is that a Saiyan pod? [[FWEEEEEEE]] (No sh*t , Sherlock.)
KRILLIN: We're all gonna die! [nah, just you]
VEGETA: I'm on Namek now! (Notice the space duck sounds)
Kiwi: Hey, Vegeta!
VEGETA: Hi, Cui
Kiwi:GOOWARGH! [[BOOM]] (Cui gets Yamcha'd)
Bye Cui. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
[[SHWOOP]] SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Hello, I'm Space Napolehitler.
Give me the thing.
MOORI: No.
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Give me the thing...
MOORI: No!
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Kill his kid...
A woman: BLURGH!!! [Wilhelm!]
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Give me the thing.
MOORI: Here.
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Good...
Kill him!
MOORI: BUT THE THING-
(Lovely sound of a neck being snapped)
[[SHWAK]]
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Other kid...
GOHAN: Nooooo!
[[KLOK]] A woman:BWUHH!!! (Internaly: Did i just get hit by a bull cut?)
MAJESTIC SPACE DUCK: QUACK!
[[PEW-WHHSShhhhh]]
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: What the space fu-
KRILLIN: Think we're in the clear! [[SHMM]]
DODORIA: AOOOURRAAAH!!!
KRILLIN: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
GOHAN: Use your Solar Flare! (Why he doesn't use that more often is a mystery) (not realy he is just stupid)
KRILLIN: Oh, I do know that...
SOLFLAH! [NOW'S YOUR CHANCE USE YOUR KIENZAN] (but he didn't)
[[FOO-WEEEEEEEEW]]
DODORIA: UGH! BITCH!!!
[[BWAK]] UGH!!! DOUBLE BITCH!
VEGETA: Sup, Chubs McKenzey.
Any last words before I kill you?
CHUBS MCKENZEY: I have a...
THICK....
Meeeeaty...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) VAGINA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (The lenny faces were unnecessary)
[[RRRRRMMMBLE]] (Vegeta gets scarred for life)
[Blast] UGHHH.
VEGETA:[suppressing urge to projectile vomit] HHhuUUr--HeErk--!
[[SHWOOP]] GOHAN: We're alive!
KRILLIN: But they have the thing!
GOHAN: We have a thing.
A THING: My name is-
KRILLIN: LITTLE GREEN! (No he is the white mage)
LITTLE GREEN: My parents are dead! [But only one ever existed]
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Dodoria's dead?!
Pomelo in Japanese: Mmmm...
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Vegeta?! [[SHWAP]] Get him!
Bisexual: MMMMM!!~
[[SHWOOP]] KRILLIN: We're staying here!
KRILLIN: Gohan, look after Little Green!
LITTLE GREEN: Hey.
KRILLIN: Bulma!
KRILLIN: Do not do anything...
For this entire trip.
*Bulma nods head obediently*
KRILLIN: Good! [[SHWOOP]]
VEGETA: Found me a thing!
[[SPLOOSHHHhhh]]
Time to get more things! [[POO-WSHHH]]
[[FASH]]
VEGETA: Hey, it's the gay one.
THE GAY ONE: Maybe I'm gay; Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit...
MMMMM!!~
PUSSY! (What?)
VEGETA: OH NO!--[[THWAK]]
[[CLONG-CLONG-CLONG-CLONG-]][Wonder what Zarbon did to Vegeta] (dicked him over.)(Pun very much intended)
KRILLIN: So who are you?
GURU: I am Guru.
KRILLIN: Oh, ok, well-
SUPER MEGA ULTRA ALPHA OMEGA HYPER ETC GURU: But you can call me Super Mega Ultra Alpha Omega Hyper......
NAIL: Just take the thing; he'll be at this for a while... (Guru continuing in the background)
KRILLIN: Whoohoo!
[[SHWOOP]]
[[CLONG-CLONG-CLONG...]]
ZARBON: Mmmm~. [[SLAM]]
[[FOO-WEESHHH--]]
[[--BAM!!]] mmMMM!?
VEGETA: Grab all the things!
[[SHOOM--SHE-OOM-SHEE-OOM-etc.]] Hahahahahahaha...
KRILLIN: I got a thing. Where's Gohan?
VEGETA: ...hahahahahahaha... [Krillin screams]
ZARBON: Mmmm...~ [Krillin still screaming, Vegeta still laughing]
MMMM!!~ [Krillin still screaming, Vegeta still laughing]
[[KLAM]] [Krillin still screaming, Vegeta still laughing]
ZARBON: URGH! [[PEWSHH]] [[KER-SPLOOSH]] [Krillin still screaming, Vegeta still laughing]
[Krillin still screaming, Vegeta still laughing]
KRILLN: [Good lord, the lungs on that boy!] No, seriously, where's Gohan.
GOHAN: Oh hi Veget-
[[THWOGG]] [CUP CHECK] (that was unnecessary to)
VEGETA: Ahahahahahahahahaha... [[PEW-WSHHHhh]]
GOHAN: Still got his thing...
VEGETA: Ahahahahaha- [[SPLOOSH]]
[TURN VOLUME TO MAX NOW] (don't do it)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
[ded.exe]
[[rrRMMBLE]]...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...[[WOOOSHH]]
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Zarbon's dead!?
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER GOON: Zarbon's dead.
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: F*CK!
Call the Ginyus.
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER GOON: K
[[SLAM]]
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: Seriously, though, what IS today...? [[SHWOOP]] (possibly Christmas)
...BIGGER LONGER AND UNCUT GURU: ...Bigger Longer and Uncut Guru. (how long has hat been happening)
GURU: Oh, hello.
GOHAN: Why am I here?
Orphan: Why am *I* here?
GURU: POWER UP! [[STUP]]
[[WSSHHHH]]
GOHAN: Will this acually matter?
GURU: Pro'ly not. [it won't]
VEGETA: Hey, guys! You remind me of some ASSHOLES I'm gonna kill! (who)
TF2 MEDIC: AHH!
JACKASS: [[THWOK]] But there's no time for that - because the Ginyus are coming!
KRILLIN: Ok, what?
RIGHT now! (huh)
Horny: Ginyu!
Space Australian (heh) : Jeice!
Fast: Burter!
Ginyu's Yamcha: Guldo!
WWE: Recoome!
Horny: And together we are...
Ginyu Force: TOGETHER WE ARE [[..sshhHHHMMM-]]
[DED] [[-BWAAAAM-]]
Gohan's [Clearly Drunk] Mother Husband: Hey, guys, I made it(!) (but how tho)
KRILLIN: Goku's ship killed the Ginyus! [[FWSSSHHHHHH]]
Aaand he's out of commission. What are the odds? [3,720 to 1.] (how did you do the maff though)
VEGETA: Put him in...
THE POD!
[DRAMATIC STING OF DRAMA]
[[CLONG-CLONG-etc.]]
GOKU: I wonder if this will become a trend... [it won't] (true)
KRILLIN: Where's Freeza? [fighting Nail]
[[PLLLUCK]]
NAIL: AAHHHHHH!!!!!!! [[SPLATT-SPLOTT]]
KRILLIN: TEAM THREE STAR !
VEGETA: It's not funny! [true]
It's NEVER been funny! [truer]
IT'S NEVER GONNA BE FUNNY! [truest]
VEGETA: Put on these clothes. I'mma nap. [[SHWOOP]] (good job)
KRILLIN: Hey, Gohan, I found the things. Wanna do the thing?
GOHAN: Sure, but when did Dende get here?
DENDE: Hey.
GOHAN: So what are we...
KRILLIN: Bring Piccolo back-
PICCOLO: YEAH!
KRILLIN: Now bring him to Namek!
PICCOLO: NOOO--
[POOF]
--OOOO!
NAIL: Oh, hi.
PICCOLO: Sup?
NAIL: Wanna see something cool?
PICCOLO: Yeah, why not?
WOOOHHHHHH! [I feel incredible! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!] [LSD TRIP]
KRILLIN: And for our last wish--
VEGETA: You'll give me immortality...
Or I'll MURDER HIS PARENTS!!
DENDE: Joke's on you...
[He's dead, Jim]
[rip namekian balls]
VEGETA: ...Wait, am I Immortal? [no]
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: I don't know...
LET'S SEE! [he is not, go have fun]
KRILLIN: hoohooHOO! He's pissed!
VEGETA: Ha! I'm not afraid of you!
(MARIO SOUND)
DAN GREEN: How about now?
PHIL KEN SEBBEN: Ha! Horny! (he is going to die 10 times for that)
(STAB)
[EPILEPSY WARNING!]
EX-VIRGIN: BLARGARGARGH (STAR POWER!)
wheeeeee
THE BIRD: Alright who's nex-
[[BWAK]]
NAILCOLO: I'm TWO GUYS NOW!
NAIL: Sup?
GOHAN: Krillin, NO...
KRILLIN: I'm okay!
GOHAN: What? How?
WHITE MAGE: Hey!
[[FOO-WEE--BOM!]] [rip Little Green]
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: And this is my fourth and final form.
Krillin: What happened to the third form? [Ridley Scott sued us]
VEGETA: I don't care what happened! Because I'M A SUPER SAIY-
[[BWAK]]YAAHG-[[BWOK]]BAAGH!!
NO, FREEZA-DONO, YAMETE! [[TUP]]
FREEZA-DONO: I'm sorry. What were you on about before?
SUPER SAiye: I'mma Supuh Saiy-
[[SHOOP]]UHHH-[[SHWAP]]AAGH
FREEZA-DONO: Apologies, still can't make it out...
supe seye: hAAhmuh zzzupuh saa...
[[FOO-WEE--GLOK--STUP]] [K.O.]
SPACE NAPOLEHITLER: And now to finish the-
THE IDIOT HERO: Hey! Let that Vegeta alone!
FREEZA: And what the hell is he?
That Vageta: He'sathupersa-
[[FOO-WEEE]]
[[THWAK-
-THWOMP]] [DED] (not yet)
THUPERsa: Oh no! You-
VEGETA: PLAAAH [ded for real]
GOKU: You killed Vegeta!
[[FWOOP]] You are SO decked!
[[Foo-wshHHHH-!]]
[Meanwhile...]
JOBRONI: Hey, King Kai, can you teach us the-
Mister Miyagi: NO!
[[FWANG-FWO-POOOM]]
GOKU: Dang it! Nothing's worked...
Better use that thing that always works! [accept against Vegeta, and now]
FREEZA: Stop it.
GOKU: No.
FREEZA: STOP IT.
GOKU: NNNOH.
FREEZA: STOP. IT.
GOKU: ppbht >:P
FREEZA: [[FOO-WSSH]] THAT'S IT. STOPPING IT MYSELF.
GOKU: Rah!
FREEZA: What the...?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: DOMINATING! [[SHHHMMM]]
FREEZA: Eep...!
[[KA-POOMF]] [rip Namek's atmosphere]
[[SHWOOP]]
GOHAN: You won, dad!
DAD: And we didn't even lose Krill-
KRILLIN: LARGH-![[DOOM]] [FUCKED]
GOKU: Ah, swizzlesticks!
FREEZA: JK not dead LOL111 ;) XD :P
[[POO--PEW
-WA-WA-WA-WAA]]
PICCOLo: Ow, right in my TIT.
[[THWAK]]
GOHAN: P-Piccolo...!
[[SHTUP]]
Why...
Didn't...
You...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!
GOKU: This ruffles my jammies
HHNNNRRRRAA--
[ Squeak sound :3 ] [so his ribs crushed his lungs?]
[[FWSH-WSH-WSH-WSH-WSH...]]
Blondie: Take Piccolo and leave.
GOHAN: K.
FREEZA: OK, so what's going on here?
[[THWOM]] SUPER SANDWICH: I JUST NUT MY IN MY PANTS!
FREEZA: [[THWAK]] AAH!
PRICK!! [Leave Cooler out of this!]
[[FOO-WSHHHH]]
[[FOO-WSHHHH]] GOKU: Uh-oh, Spaghetti--
[[BOOM]]
KING KAI: Welp. Goku's dead.
TENSHINHAN: Really? [no]
KING KAI: Pro'ly not.
Gohan's future 1/3 father: King Kai, we have the things.
Varrick: Do the thing! [just watch Legend of Korra]
[[SHWOOP]] FREEZA: Well, that didn't quite work like I-[[SHEWEWEWEWEW...]]
Wait is that a dragon? [[RRMMM...]]
GOKU: Yeah.
FREEZA: Bye! [[SHOOM]]
GOKU: Wait! [[SHE-OOM]]
FREEZA: MAKE ME IMMORTAL!
a Dragon: [BACKWARDS FOR "Your wish has been granted!"]
[Cue popcorn]
VEGETA: AND I'M HERE TOO-- [aaaaand its gone]
FREEZA: What the god-damn-SHIT just happened!? [[SHEWEWEWEWEW...]]
DENDE: Hey.
[[BOM]][Death DENIED]
FREEZA: You F*BARK*CKED me. You F*SQAWK*CKED me, you monkey F*SCREECH*CK! (Dude how did you not know you were immortal?)
MONKEY's UNCLE: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!
THE F*CKED ONE: HRRR!!! [[CLAMP]]
GOKU: No, Freeza-dono! Yamete! [[CRRRREAK]]
[[SHWOOP]]
PICCOLO: Welp, I'm confused.
GOHAN: It looks like the dragon brought every person on Namek to Earth.
MA JUNIOR: ALLUVH THUM!?
SKG: Hey guys. Dying.
NAMEKIAN: Do you have any last words, sir?
HILARIOUS: I am hilarious, and you will quote everything
I
saaaaaaay.... [yeah we will]
NAMEKIAN: Hah! He'll be missed. [no he won't, no one remembers him]
[[THWAK]] FREEZA-DONO: ARGH!! [[BOOM]]
Bored: ...and bored.
See ya. [POO-WSSSHHhhhh...]
FREEZA-DONO: WHAT!?
FREEZA: Get BACK here!
[[FWOO-WEWEWEWEWEW]] Kien-structo disc! [KRILLIN: THE FUCK?]
[[SPLORT]] [EPIC FAIL] [well this is the first time it did anything]
How?... (BRUH YOU ARE IMMORTAL!)[SPLATTER]
[[POW-ONK]]
[SHEWEWEWEWEW...]
GOKU: So... which way is your ship?
[[KA-SPLORT]]
FREEZA: That way...
[THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP...][maniacal muffin induced laughter]
[POP] [NAMEK LOOKS YUMMY]
HUhuhuhyahahahay~
[muffin kersplode]
♪ Dragon Soul! ♪
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