ANDROID 16: Physical media is forever, buy Laserdisc. (These are joke subtitles, if you need accurate ones, go to the regular English one)
YAMCHA: I-I'm just saying, I know it was stolen but it was still good music, right? (Damn just 7 seconds in and shade has already been thrown)
BULMA: Yeah, because it was stolen from better artists.
KRILLIN: What about the dub score?
YAMCHA: Oh yeah, let's start *that* flame war.
VEGETA: FREEZA'S HERE!
KRILLIN: F*CK!
PICCOLO: OH MY KAMI!
GOHAN: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
MECHA FREEZA: That's right, assholes!
PROFANITY FILTER: That's right, B U T T H O L E S !
RESURRECTION F: This is my resurrection!
AND YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO GET F-
(A moment of silence for all the lost jokes here)
"Killing people vertically is like the funniest thing to me." -Kirran: February 16, 2016
BUTTHOLE: WOOOOO!!!
[Dragon Soul!] (Hey if you listen closely, you can hear the pop sound for instant transmission!)
KRILLIN: So, what's your deal?
VIOLENT SAVIOR: I'm here because we have no female fanbase.
ALABAMA: Well you do now~ (Always say no to incest kids, even if we are a product of it)
ERIC VALE: YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED.
IDIOT ALIEN: Hey guys!
I'm back and I'm off my meds! (Is that why he didn't take the heart medicine for three years?)
HERE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FEMALE FANBASE: Goku! (Seriously he should be dead if that were the case)
The Red Ribbon Army has returned and—
80% OF THE FANBASE: Only saw Z, who dat?
TRUNKS: Listen!
I'm from the future, (M. NIGHT SHAMALYAN: What a twist!)
GOKU: Woah!
FROM THE FUTURE: Bulma and Vegeta are my mom and dad, (M. NIGHT SHAMALAN: *twistgasm*
GOKU: 'Kay...
RACIST: and two "Androids" are going to show up to murder you all in three years!
GOKU: Woah! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
TRUNKS: Here's some heart medication. Don't not take it. (What?) [Do not not take it, is that clear?]
GOKU: But will I? [RON HOWARD: He didn't.] (...After not taking it for 3 years and almost dying)
TRUNKS: Alright, I'm out.
Bye, mom!
FUTURE MOM: What did he just- (How did she hear him?)
TRUNKS: Haha, just kidding, hah look at Vegeta's stupid shirt! (It is stupid)
ONLY SERIOUS CHARACTER: More like Saiyan pride *parade*. Am I right? (Thank Dende it's not June anymore Tien, you would have been eviscerated)
TOTALLY NOT GAY, TRUST ME: I'm now going to breed the nearest female just to prove you wrong. (Chaozu and Puar are spooked...wait what gender was Puar?) [Female] {<Ah shit I don't like where this is going}
NEAREST FEMALE: Oh, cool. (This makes more sense then the reason they got together in the show)
PICCOLO: Should we be worried about the androids? (Not the ones you'll see 1 timelapse later)
SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT THE ANDRIODS: Prolly.
SPONGEBOB NARRATOR: Three years later...
FANBASE: FILLER!
IDIOT: GUYS! It's *a* set of Androids!
GOKU: And Yamcha's here.
YAMCHA: I am? (sadly)
YAMCHA BUT WITH HOLE IN HIM: BLGGH
GOKU: Yamcha's yamcha'd!
DEAD: No, I'm not!
DR. GERO [ANDROID 20]: Come on, you-! Blasted ribs got caught on my sleeve...
NOT: *pitiful cry*
DUMBASS: Need some help? (Are you offering advice on how to penetrate people, or recover from being penetrated, 'cause you got experience in both.)
OLD DUDE: HOW DARE YOU!
Nineteen! Kill him! (Rude. All he did was offer to help)
*INSTANT TRANSMISSION* (Or what we call another TFS timelapse)
GOKU: Ah my heart! (But he hit you on the head...also when did all of you change location?)
Oblegh...
GOHAN: Dad's yamcha'd!
DEAD: No I'm not!
NOT: AAUGH! (Why do the only fat people in this show violently sit on people?)
DR. GERO: Either the heart attack is going to kill him, or my Android is!
Either way, victory for Gero-
ANDROID 19: Shit.
VEGETA: VEGETA...
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REAL ONE: Only saw Dragon Ball, who dis? (That is strangely accurate)
Lives: BEHOLDMEPOWAH!
UNDER PREPARED FOR THIS: I feel like I under prepared for this.
VEGETA: DO YOU AFRAID!?
AFRAID: KIND OF!?
SHELDON COOPER: BAZINGAAAA
VEGETA: BAZINGATTAAAAAKUH!
ANDROID 19: Fuck. (April fools is over TFS why!!)
FATASS PINOCCHIO: Fra-A-ther, I wish to be a real boy...
VEGETA: And now to put the old man in home:
A funeral home! I-ah, ah shit.
Damn, he runs fast for an old guy. (Anybody notice Vegeta's hair changes every frame?)
MASTERED INSTANT TRANSMISSION: Don't worry!
I found his lab!
OLD GUY WHO'S LAB WAS FOUND: F*ck! They found my lab!
But luckily I have two more androids.
The original androids that were always a part of this story. (They really doing mah 🅱oi Android 8 like that)
Yes, from the very beginning! (Hooray for editors!)
And now, I shall awaken them!
Behold my second greatest creations! (Who's his first greatest creation? Cell? 16? 21? That one Android with the trucker hat?)
SECOND GREATEST CREATION: F*ck's that mean?
OTHER SECOND GREATEST CREATION: I dunno. Maybe he's referring to this?
DR GERO: No! Don't wake him up for some reason! (What WAS the reason, again?) [Canon wise or abridged wise?] {Canon: He gave Android 16 great power, but didn't want him destroyed so he gave him a gentle personality resulting in a failure. Abridged: He's not properly programed}
ANDROID 18: *SPITS* I'm gonna.
KID WITH A BRAIN: NYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
17: Duuuude! Caaaalm down! (I guess that blast killed Gero)
DUUUUDE: No!
16: Hello I am Android 16.
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
I am hilarious and you will ḅ̷̝̹̈i̶͖̻̚r̶̛̦̈́͝d̶͚̗̦͛s̶̺̙͇̈-̵̳̞͉̑B̶̡̺̄͗̕i̷̳͔͒r̶̠̲̎̌ḋ̴͕͈̈́̎͜s̶̢̱̙̓̓̅ ̴̞̟̕q̶̨̮͓͒o̵̜͇͈͑u̴̻͛̃͝ẗ̷͕̈́e̸͙̣̔͠͝ ̴̥́̿ẹ̸̠̮̀̂́v̵̧̜͋̅̇ë̸̳̘̻́̏̔ŕ̸͎͖y̵̩͔̤̚͝t̵͖̤͉̾̀h̵̺̣̫̿̅i̴̙̚ǹ̵̛̬̓g̴͍͌͠ ̵̟̎I̸̜̬̱̋̂͘ ̵̖̹͈͂s̶̭͐͛̿ä̸̦́̐͒ẏ̷̱͓̈͝ ̵̖̬̈́͒͜
HILARIOUS: I am hilarious and you will birds-Birds-BIRDS-Goku! (I like him)
17: Hm. I like him!
VEGETA: Hey c*nt!
MRA ACTIVIST: Hey c*nt! (C*nt count: 1)
TRUNKS: Woah dad!
DAD: What? She's a c*nt. (completely unphased that he just revealed that he's his son)
DAD: What? She's a c*nt. (completely unphased that he just revealed that he's his son) [C*nt counter: 2]
A c*nty c*nt!
[C*nt counter: 3]
A c*nty c*nt! [C*nt counter: 4]
Whatchu gonna do about it you big ol' c*nt?
(C*nt counter: 5)
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
(C*nt counter: 6)
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
(C*nt counter: 7)
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
(C*nt counter: 8)
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your.
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your..
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your...V A G I N A?
Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face and your c*nty boots and your...vagina? (C*nt counter: NANI!?)
(8 whole times Vegeta said c*nt in this episode and with a runtime of 5 minutes and 13.8 seconds that gives us a c*nt on average every 39.225 seconds. However if you want to stop at the exact moment he said, "c*nty", that gives us a runtime of 10.8 seconds with a c*nt on average every 1.35 seconds! I'm (not) James A. Janisse, this has been the c*nt count.)
C*NTY C*NT: *sharply inhaling through her c*nty face*
AA
(And theres a dead meme, quality at it's finest)
AH!
AH! AH!
AH! AH! AHH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHH! AAAAAHHH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHH! AAAAAHHH! AH!
AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAHH! AAAAAHHH! AH! AAAAAAAUUUUGGH!!! (Lani's beautiful throat everyone, such a magnificent bastard!)
KRILLIN: I feel like we under prepared for this! (Do I see a unintentional short joke?) (You did)
17: Hey don't bang my sister. (Well 17 hate to spoil it for you...)
UNDER PREPARED FOR THIS: Oh.
HIS SISTER: *kiss* He might~
LUCKY BASTARD: Oh!
COCK BLOCKER: But don't.
SOON TO BE BROTHER-IN-LAW: Oh...
WANTS GOKU: He wants pussy like I want Goku. (Are you really that desperate)
17: That sounds a little gay dude.
LITTLE GAY DUDE: It is a little gay dude.
PICCOLO: You know who could use some character development?
TRUNKS: Gohan.
TENSHINHAN: Gohan.
WANTS PUSSY: Gohan.
TRUNKS: Gohan. TENSHINHAN: Gohan. WANTS PUSSY(Can't blame him): Gohan. VEGETA: Kakarot's brat.
THE: Gohan. ENTIRE: Gohan. DRAGON BALL: Gohan. COMMUNITY: Kakarot's brat.
DRAGON BALL HEROES: MEEEEE!!!
PICCOLO: Kami! We have to kill some teenagers. Also we cool now.
DID DRUGS THIS SCENE: I did drugs this scene! (Don't you always do drugs?)
TEENAGER KILLER: You had me at killing teenagers. (Said every old man ever)
(Local 306-year-old green man forcibly inserts himself into a 14-year-old)
14-YEAR-OLD WITH 2 MEN INSIDE HIM: I'm three guys now! (Wait how old is Nail then?)
2 OF 3 GUYS: Sup.
KAMI: Do you think this joke will get old?
THREE GUYS NOW: Nah, it's not Ghost Nappa. (Pretty sure Cell is going to kill it though)
KAMI: Where's Goku anyway?
DEKUROT: I'M GONNA BE THE GREENEST GOKU EVER! (Damn it Goku)
BAKUGETA: F*CK YOU, DEKUROT. KILL YOURSELF!
(Ungodly vampire screeching) [tfw Patrick Seitz never wry'd yet Lanipator did just for this one-off joke]
DEKUROT: God, you're such a DEEP character! (I beg to differ)
BAKUGETA: FANFIC ME! (This is pretty good animation ngl)
Goku: I wish I was All Might. (I don't see the difference, you both have blond hair, fight, and are buff. WAIT if this was a dream why didn't you dream about being All Might?)
KAKAROT'S BRAT: I wish Piccolo was All Might.
(I mean that's kind of true. A father-like figure kidnaps and trains a young boy to fight impending threats to the planet and teaches them their techniques. Not to mention Justin Briner voiced Adult Gohan in Super Android 13.)
BRAT'S DAD: Look, I'm not saying it was "the best" music,
but American kids grew up with it, you know?
KAMI: That doesn't make it "good", it just makes it nostalgic. (What if you didn't grow up with it though?)
PICCOLO: Wait...what is that? (How do you not know what All Star is?)
*whistling All Star* (How is Cell whistling if he has no lips?) [That's a good question]
(Did he just instant transmissioned to the other side?)
(Shouldn't this hurt Piccolo a lot?)
(Ah shit here we go again.)
SHREK: Who-
SOME: SOME-
(BODY ONCE- wait) [Eh they'll probably continue the song immediately as the next episode starts]
NAPPALL-MIGHT: And remember! (Guys look! Nappa is a Super Saiyan!)
When you say "Plus Ultra"
You really gotta say it like a Japanese dude.
あなたはそれがプラスウルトラだろうと思ったが、 JAPANESE DUDE: PLORASUU
それは私、Google翻訳でした！ ULTORAAAAAA
Got it? (no)
Good!
Cuz I gotta go bang Dekurrot's mom! (Sorry, what?)
Pokemon Professor: Straight up Professor Oak-ing that bitch! (Wonder if she does deep thrOAK)
(BTW that Japanese over there roughly translates into, "You thought it would be Plus Ultra, but it was me, GoogleTranslate!") [Subscribe to ImagineBricks which did a rough draft of all-star for Part Two.]