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NARRATOR: The South Galaxy.. .

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( And now it's gone)

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...has been painted over. (Freeza didn't do it)

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SOUTH KAI: HOLY SHIT!

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KING KAI: Okay, first of all, calm down.

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SOUTH KAI: I was in the bathroom for FIVE MINUTES!
And now it's all gone!

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*HOW*?! (How do you think asshole?) (he sounds like a constipated donkey)

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...*WHO*?! (Probably Beerus)

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KING KAI: Could've been Beerus. (Ha, called it)

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SOUTH KAI: Oh, you know that mother's still asleep!
[Oh, wait, nevermind.](To be honest if it was Beerus, that would have been a fucking kickass plotline

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This is my ex, man! (Vados?)

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She told me she would hurt me in a way I'd never see comin'!
[Pro-tip - never stick your dick in crazy. You *will* regret it.] (If you want an example just ask those crazy bitch mothers in divorce courts who try and take everything the man has)

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*WHY*, EAST KAI?! *WHY*?! ( TBH most people screamed *WHY* when Dragon Ball Evolution Was made)

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KING KAI: South Kai, listen.

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SOUTH KAI: I thought she may, like, steal my Blu-Ray player, man! (Yeah, because crazy ex-girlfriends steal blu-ray players as revenge.) [WRONG THEY WILL TAKE 3 THINGS, your dignity, your money and probably your house]

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North Kai KAI: South Kai! We are going... to figure... this out.

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SOUTH KAI: We need to get whoever did this, North Kai!

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KING (NORTH) KAI: Alright then, listen.

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I got a guy...(who knows a guy...who knows another guy?)

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SOUTH KAI: What's his name? (Saitama? All Might!?)

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CHI-CHI: Goku! I'm gonna show you! (Oh, close enough)

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The Guy: Show me what?

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Real Adult: How to act like an actual adult.
[Good luck with that XD]

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Man Child: But Chi-Chi, we're missing the wedding reception! (Aaaanddd Exhibit A)

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We sat through that boring talk about love and junk
for 40 minutes just waiting for the banquet! ( See what I mean?) ($20 it's a potluck)

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I learned how to count up to 40 because of that!
[His previous best was 15...]

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That's ten fours, by the way.  [And that's terrible.]

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Concerned Wife: And *that* is exactly why we're here.

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CHI-CHI: I don't want Gohan ending up the same,
barely functional man-child you are!

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GOKU: Uh...?
CHI-CHI: I don't want Gohan ending up the same,
barely functional man-child you are!

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GOKU: Eeeee!
CHI-CHI: I don't want Gohan ending up the same,
barely functional man-child you are!

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CHI-CHI: I don't want Gohan ending up the same,
barely functional man-child you are! ( Goku may be stupid but you married the most powerful mortal in universe 7, so in the words of Donald Trump, You knew what you signed up for)

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And I made sure to schedule this college interview on
the same day as the wedding, because as we both know,

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getting you into a suit is like trying to give a cat a bath.

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Man Kitten: But I like baths! ( Not a surprise similes don't work on him)

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[A terrible rendition of "Don't Stop Believin'"] ( WHAT IS THIS FUCKING EAR RAPE, EVEN NICKEL BACK DIDN'T SOUND THIS BAD IN COMPARISON) 
KRILLIN: ♫ Dooon't stop! Belieeevin'! ♫

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♫ Hold on to that feeeeeliiiii-iiiiin'! ♫ (Krillin For the Super Bowl)

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♫ Streetlights! ♫ [suggest you mute this part before your ears bleed] (Still better than the original)

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[suggest you mute this part before your ears bleed] (Still better than the original)

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[Good God, his voice is so bad it could be weaponized...]
♫ Peeeeopleee-aa-aa-aa-olhuuuull! ♫

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[Good God, his voice is so bad it could be weaponized...and then banned by international treaties]
KRILLIN: Aaaaaahaaaaa!

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Drunken Perv: Yeaaaaah, sing it girl! Ha haaa!
KRILLIN: Aaaaaahaaaaa!

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Perverted Pig: Are you drunk already? The reception just started.

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dirty old man: Pig, I am the pre-gaming master.

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Whiskers The Wonder Cat: Aw, sweetheart, I'm so sorry your
best man had to skip out on the reception.

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Bean Daddy: That's okay. I have my real best man right here.

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Whiskers The Wonder Cat: Daww, save it for the honeymoon.

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Bean Daddy: Hoho, that's not all I'm savin'... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Whiskers The Wonder Cat: Is it a turkey?

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Bean Daddy: You know me so well. [well that was a letdown]

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PISSED VEGETA: I came here for a banquet, and I find out it's a potluck, you CHEAP F**KS! ( FUCK YEAH $20 BITCHES PAY UP)

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GILF: Well, I'm surprised *you* came ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), sweetheart! (Yeah, at that age with a smoking addiction)

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An interspecies, homosexual marriage ( HOW CAN YOU SEE YOUR EYES ARE MORE SQUINTED THAN EVERY ASIAN STERYOTYPE )

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Racist Doctor: I just wanted to see what the gay agenda looked like in person!

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Frankly? Not impressed.(you haven't seen there "flagship" yet)

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Oh, great - and now *immigrants*!
Truly a liberal wonderland around here.(the wall broke...again)

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VEGETA: Do you fools have any idea whose planet this is? (This is Goku's planet)

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SOLDIERS: All hail Lord Vegeta!

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LORD VEGETA: Well, good! Glad we're clear on that. (oh goddammit)

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(Mystical alien prophet...?): It has been too many years, Prince Vegeta.

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Or should I say... (Don't say king don't say king don't say king)

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Or should I say... KING

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Or should I say... KING Vegeta. (GODDAMMIT...AGAIN)

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[You hear that? That's Vegeta's boner.]
KING

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[You hear that? That's Vegeta's boner.]
KINGKING

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[You hear that? That's Vegeta's boner.]
KINGKINGKING

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[You hear that? That's Vegeta's boner.]
KINGKINGKINGKING

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[You hear that? That's Vegeta's boner.]
KINGKINGKINGKINGKING

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[You hear that? That's Vegeta's boner.]
KINGKINGKINGKINGKINGKING

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[You hear that? That's Vegeta's boner.]
KINGKINGKINGKINGKINGKINGKING

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KING VEGETA II: Never in my life have I needed
something so much and never known until I received it. (Just wait until you turn Blue)

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INTERVIEWER: This is rather unorthodox. ( DOES THIS INTERVIEWER REMIND YOU ABOUT JIMMY FIRE CRACKER?)

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Your son is 11 years old and home-schooled,
but you say he's at a 12th grade level?

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Horrible Parent 1: I'm a teacher first, and a mother second!

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Also a wife.

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INTERVIEWER: I see. Uh, speaking of your husband, Mr...

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Son Goku, was it? [or Son Wukong]

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Horrible Parent 1 #1: Uhhgh...
INTERVIEWER: Can you tell us anything interesting about yourself?

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INTERVIEWER: Can you tell us anything interesting about yourself? (other than the hair)

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Child Abuser: Oh, sure! Well, uh, I'm a monkey.

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Horrible Parent 1: Dumbass?

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INTERVIEWER[lying out of his ass]: 
 Oh, so you're a minority!
Because that *could* favor your child for enrollment!

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Horrible Parent #1: Oh...! Uh, yes! Definitely a minority.

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There are only two and a half more like him that are...

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Monkey: Huh?
KING KAI: Wukong! Are you there? : Oh, hey, King Kai! Long time no talk. How's Bubbles?

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: (Gasp)

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Horrible Parent #2: Eh, not much. Just a silly school thing.

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No, not for me; for Gohan.

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INTERVIEWER: Um, excuse me, uh, Mr. Son?
GOKU: Oh wow, an entire *galaxy*?

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Monkey : Hold on. Talkin' to God.

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Wait, there are other Kais?

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Horrible Parent #1: Uhh, he's very religious.
Monkey: Wait, there are other Kais?

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Horrible Parent #1: We both are!
Monkey : When were we gonna talk about this?

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BAD PARENT #1: Did you know my mother was Jewish?

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BAD PARENT #2: One sec. I-I gotta take this. ( WELL GOTTA GO, LATER)

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{POP}

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BAD PARENT #1: (Gasp!)

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INTERVIEWER [astonished]: Ma'am! Is--is your husband a magician?

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BAD PARENT #1: Oh--umm, *yes*!

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And for his next trick, he will convince you to enroll our son.

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INTERVIEWER: Well, if he's as "in touch with God"
as you say he is, perhaps he could work that miracle. (A simple lawsuit could fix that, or a visit from PoPo)

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BAD PARENT #1: (Worried moan)

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[People talking in the distance]

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KING VEGETA II: So you're telling me that you've acquired an entirely new Planet me to rule over?

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(prophet): That is... exactly what I said, yes.

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KING VEGETA II: Ah, well then, it's official.

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KING VEGETA II: Attention, everyone!
Your planet is a mudhole for entitled weaklings!

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BABY TRUNKS: (Cooing)
KING VEGETA II: And you're all worthless.

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KING VEGETA II: I'm going to claim my birthright. (Better not let Cell hear you, he might kill you and claim HIS birthright)

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TRUNKS: But, Dad - what about Cell??

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KING VEGETA II: F**k 'im. (Better not let Cell hear you, he might take you up on that)

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(Better not let Cell hear you, he might take you up on that)

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TRUNKS: Huh? Uhh?

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(prophet): Ah, so, you must be...

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TRUNKS: My name is Trunks.

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(gender blind prophet): Hello, Princess Trunks.

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: I'm not a--!

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KING VEGETA II: As my first decree, you shall ONLY call her Princess Trunks!

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SOLDIERS: All hail Princess Trunks!

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Nooooo!
KING VEGETA II: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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PERVERTED OLD MAN: Yeaaaah! Let's go find some space-strippers!

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OOLONG: This isn't part of the reception!

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KRILLIN: How is he this strong?! (The power of space boners)

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BULMA: Sure, just go back into space again.
At least I'm not pregnant this time.

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Shit, I hope. [ you should probably check ]

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: I'll drag him back by his non-existant tail if I have to!

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BULMA: (Sigh), don't try too hard...(speaking from experience)

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KING KAI: Wait, "take this" where?

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Goku?

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{POP}
Goku?!

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SUPREME KAI ALMIGHTY!

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What is up with that monkey suit you're wearing?

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Talking Movie Bubbles: That's highly offensive, sir.

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KING KAI: I'm a god, Bubbles; I don't see race,

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[sotto] you filthy macaque.

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TALKING MOVIE BUBBLES: Aww...

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Idiot Hero: (Grunt)

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Ah...

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Alright! Who do I gotta kill?

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KING KAI: That's what *you're* going to find out.

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Now, normally I don't involve myself in the matters of other galaxies,

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but South Kai bought me my car, so, I owe him a favor.

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Have you seen it? It's only got 63 miles on it! (there may have been foul play with the deal then)

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Idiot Hero: She's a Buick™.

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KING KAI: Chevrolet Bel-Air™, actually.

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Now! It's up to you to find out who destroyed South Galaxy.

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Idiot Hero: Okey-doke! I'll go look for clues!

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KING KAI: Uh-- wait, look where?

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{POP}

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{POP}

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GOKU: (Gasp!) S-s-so-ho-ho! I can't breathe in space, apparently! (No Shit Sherlock. Only batman can do that)
[But wait wasn't Bardock able to breathe in space when he was fighting Freezer? And what about when Vegeta blew that bug planet?]

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KING KAI: You're the salt of the Earth, Goku.

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(ass-kisser): And now, my Lord - behold!

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Your magnificent new kingdom.

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KING VEGETA II: Pretty sure when you rule over a planet,
the *planet* is your kingdom.

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(ass-kisser): How wise you are, my Lord.

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How about we take a tour of your beautiful new palace? ($40 bucks the throne is made of wood)

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ROSHI: Somebody get me a raw egg, two shots of Tabasco, salt, pepper,

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and a gun to shoot myself!

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OOLONG: You know what they say:
"Liquor before beer, you're in the clear."

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"Liquor before intergalactic travel... feel your insides unravel."

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ROSHI: BLEHHHH--!!!

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[Elavator Muzak]

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{POP}

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Salt of the Earth: Cell~...!

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Mr. Perfect CELL: Hm?

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Salt of the Earth: Did you destroy South Galaxy?

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MR. PERFECT CELL: There's a South Galaxy? (*was)

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Salt of the Earth: Forget you heard that.

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MR. PERFECT CELL: No.

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{POP}

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Nice CELL: Our talks are nice.
[Then again, he would probably would kick Broly's ass anyway]

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KING VEGETA II: You call THIS a palace worthy of KING Vegeta?

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* First of all, I demand more towers.

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* First of all, I demand more towers.
* Second, I demand more towels!

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* First of all, I demand more towers.
* Second, I demand more towels!
* And third, I demand more trowels.

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The brick-work on this place is a shit-show.

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And who's this scrawny puke?

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TALL SCRAWNY PUKE: I'm a foot and a half taller than you, but, whatever...

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SHORT KING VEGETA II: What was that?!

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SCRAWNY PUKE: I said I can't hear you from down there...

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KING VEGETA II: Speak up, boy! I can't hear you from up there! [you're just digging your own grave geets clean the hair out of your ears]

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(ass-kisser): Uhm, that is my son, Broly, my liege.

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Forgive him; he's a very... passive boy.

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KING VEGETA II: Beta male. Got it.

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But, for the sake of the Saiyan race...

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he has my blessings to bed Princess Trunks. (awww)

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: *Excuse you*?!

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POWER CRAZED DESPOT: Shut up, girl, think of the bloodline.

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Do you even know what you're doing?! (repopulating the Saiyan race?)

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POWER CRAZED DESPOT: I don't need to. I'm King.

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Huh?!
BROLY: Your hair looks like lavender, but smells like strawberries...

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BETA MALE: Your hair looks like lavender, but smells like strawberries...

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Daaad~!

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GOHAN: Something seems really fishy.

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KRILLIN: Yeah. Trunks doesn't even have a womb. (You checked?)

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GOHAN: I say we investigate.

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KRILLIN: Ha! Not that curious! (Stop denying it krillin)

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GOHAN: The *planet*.

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KRILLIN: Yeah, yeah, I know...

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CYBORG TAO: (Screaming)

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CYBORG TAO: (Still screaming...)
Idiot Hero: I just wanna make sure... if it was you who destroyed South Galaxy.

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Idiot Hero: Stop screaming if it was.
CYBORG TAO: (Still screaming...)

204
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CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:10)

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CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:11)

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CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:12)

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Idiot Hero: Okay...
CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:12)

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Idiot Hero: Okay...
CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:13)

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Idiot Hero: I'ma let you go then...
CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:13)

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Idiot Hero: I'ma let you go then...
CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:14)

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Idiot Hero: I'ma let you go then...
CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:15)

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Idiot Hero: Good luck with your ass-assing!
CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:15)

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Idiot Hero: Good luck with your ass-assing!
CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:16)

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Idiot Hero: Good luck with your ass-assing!
CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:17)

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{POP}
CYBORG TAO: (Scream time elapsed - 0:17)

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[18 seconds. :O]

217
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Idiot Hero: Man, King Kai, I'm stumped!

218
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I asked Cell,

219
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I asked Cell, Mercenary Tao,

220
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I asked Cell, Mercenary Tao, Piccolo,

221
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I asked Cell, Mercenary Tao, Piccolo, Tenshinhan,

222
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I asked Cell, Mercenary Tao, Piccolo, Tenshinhan,
and that *monster*, Pilaf!

223
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And none of them destroyed South Galaxy!

224
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KING KAI: *Goku*... I've been trying to tell you for the last two hours!

225
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GO TO NEW VEGETA!

226
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Vegeta's Best Friend: (Gasp!)

227
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There's *another Vegeta*?!

228
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I wonder if he's stronger than normal Vegeta...

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Eeeeee...!

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{POP}

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KING KAI: ...That man is going to be the death of me.
[⚠ EPIC FORESHADOWING ⚠]

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KRILLIN: This place looked a lot better as a skyline. (everything does...even detroit)

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: What happened here? (probably republicans)

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GOHAN: And why does it look like
"The Day After Tomorrow" was yesterday? (definitely republicans)

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KRILLIN: Hey, over there!

236
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Maybe we can ask one of these abused alien slaves What's going on?

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Aw, crapbaskets...

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CONDI: (Coughing in pain)

239
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SHAMO: Grandfather!

240
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CONDI: Worry not, podling... I just inhaled a little bit of rust...

241
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(Coughing)

242
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SHAMO: No, please!

243
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If you are angry, use your whip on me.

244
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I can take it...

245
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GOHAN: No, don't worry; we're not with them.
We won't hurt you.

246
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SHAMO: Oh. (great, masochists vegeta's favorite to bad he isn't here)

247
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Whatever. (great, masochists vegeta's favorite to bad he isn't here)

248
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GOHAN: So, uh...
CONDI: (Coughing)

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GOHAN: You guys slaves, or...

250
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SHAMO: Oh, yeah! A couple of Saiyans landed on our planet
a few months ago, and transported us here against our will.

251
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And if we step out of line, well...

252
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AUGH-UGH...!

253
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MASKED SADIST: Surprise, you worthless runt!

254
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It's time for your hourly beating!

255
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HORNY FREAK: Ooh, oh god, *daddy*!

256
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KRILLIN: *Whoa*!

257
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MASKED SADIST: Uh, no! No, no, no, no. That's my name.

258
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It's actually pronounced:

259
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"Dah-Di".

260
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HORNY FREAK: Huaa! Harder, daddy! (works better if you choke them)

261
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DAH-DI (MASKED SADIST): Now, that one was what you thought it was.

262
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HORNY FREAK: Ungh, yeaaah...

263
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Ughh!

264
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CONDI: Please, I beg you! He is but a boy!

265
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Let me take it!

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It's MY TURN. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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DAH-DI: Only after you lick my boot! (he'll lick your dick if ya pay him enough ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

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HORNY OLD FREAK: Oh, you monster~!

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GOHAN: Stop that! (Come on, we were getting to the good part)

270
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DAH-DI: Huagh!

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GOHAN: Leave these... odd people alone.

272
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MAH-STEHR: Ha ha ha... We've been beating up children all day long.

273
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What makes you any different?

274
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KRILLIN: Because he's with me! (Uh-oh, better run away while you still can)

275
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Hii ya!

276
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Ha! Hua!

277
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Whacha-cha!

278
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MAH-STEHR: Okay, *kinky* we can handle, but we're not being paid for crazy.

279
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We're out. (must be ex Chippendales)

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KRILLIN: Wawawawawawa!

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KRILLIN: WATAAH!
Dumbass: ...eeee--

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Dumbass: aaaagaaghhh!

283
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Oh... agh.... And I just bit the inside of my cheek earlier! Augh...

284
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KRILLIN: Dumbass?! What the heck are you doing here?!

285
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Also, sorry.

286
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Dumbass: Oh, just looking for the New Vegeta.

287
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I followed Old Vegeta's energy here and I found you guys!

288
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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Uh, Goku? New Vegeta is actually just a planet. '

289
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Dumbass: Aw, NOW you tell me! (King Kai
kinda did) Who names their planet after themselves?

290
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KING VEGETA II: A goddamn idiot! (Your Words not mine)

291
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GOKU: Huh?
KING VEGETA II: A goddamn idiot!(Your Words not mine)

292
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KING VEGETA II: That's what I am for buying into this garbage heap.

293
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desperate ass kisser: Please, my liege!

294
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KING VEGETA II: I'm not your "liege", you brown-nosing toady!

295
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You promised me a kingdom. But I have no subjects,
no infrastructure, and a throne made of wood! (FUCKING CALLED IT AGAIN THAT'S $50 BUCKS NOW)
[Sounds like the soviet bloc]

296
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What am I, the Space Pope?!

297
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BROWN-NOSING TOADY: I beg of you, King Vegeta! Please stay!

298
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For roughly... three--... maybe three and a half hours?

299
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Space Pope: And continue wasting my time?!

300
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Oh, and tell your creepy brat to stop following me!

301
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CREEPY BRAT: What's your power level?

302
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KING VEGETA II: *And stop asking that*!
NO ONE CARES ANYMORE! (Not even Toryiama...the man not the bird)

303
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CREEPY BRAT: Mine's pretty big... (OOOOOH MYYYYYYY) [for god sakes takei STOP STALIKING KING KAI]

304
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Dumbass: Hey, 'Geets~!

305
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BROWN NOSING TOADY: Oh, shit, it's Kaka--

306
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BROLY: (mild trigger)!

307
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BROWN NOSING TOADY: KUU!

308
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Goku! Hello, Goku. (How does he know that name?)

309
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Have you come to join the rest of your marvelous race?

310
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KING GEETS: Or did you just come to see my new palace?
It has six towers! LIKE A PEASANT!

311
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BROLY: Hello. What is your power level?

312
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Dumbass: Uh, dunno. Pretty big, though.

313
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BROLY: Mine too...

314
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BIG POWER LEVEL: Cool! (You like that, don't you?)

315
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So, 'Geets, I'm actually looking for the person who blew up a galaxy.

316
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OBVIOUS ACCOMPLICE: But who would blow up South Galaxy?!
[How do you know which galaxy?]

317
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GUY WHO DID IT: Probably someone with a really big power level...

318
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Clueless Idiot: That's a good point! You've got a good point.

319
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What's your name?

320
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BROLY: Broly.

321
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Still Clueless (What else is new tho?): Good point, Broly! (Why Can't We Be Friends?)

322
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BROLY: Mmm... (Why Can't We Be Friends?)

323
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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Father! It's all a lie!

324
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KING VEGETA II: I know; a queen-sized bed?!
Paragus, you squalid f**k.

325
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PRINCESS TRUNKS: No. Paragus has been fabricating this entire planet.
[Finally! We know his name now!]

326
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From its palace to its people!

327
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SQUALID F*CK: Princess Trunks, hrn-- perhaps...

328
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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Okay, I'm putting a moratorium on that right now. (Sorry Princess Trunks, you can't overrule a king's first decree)

329
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Father, this psychopath has been enslaving
races from other planets to build your kingdom.

330
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Even the greenery is manufactured!

331
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KING VEGETA II: Paragus...

332
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is this true?

333
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PARAGUS: My liege...

334
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Yes, it is.

335
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KING VEGETA II: *My God*...

336
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You're not the shitstain of a Saiyan I thought you were!

337
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PARAGUS: Thank you, my liege!

338
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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Oh, goddammit, Dad. (The fuck did you expect he's evil)

339
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KING VEGETA II: You are now my Royal Grand Vizier! (better pick than last time)

340
00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:46,020
GRAND VIZIER PARAGUS: Ah! Big shoes to fill... (Well, Nappa did have some massive Size 16s...)

341
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PRINCESS TRUNKS: Father! What this guy has done...

342
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It's inhuman!

343
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KING VEGETA II: Yes, but it's not in*saiyan*. (MC WidowsPeak drops mic, exits stage left)

344
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SHAMO: Actually, we much enjoy the slavery!

345
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GOHAN: Say wha...?

346
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MASOCHIST: Yes. Being enslaved and exploited by another...
stronger, *strapping* race, fulfills us completely.

347
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,440
KRILLIN: You know, I... actually kinda get it. (of course you would)

348
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SHAMO: Although, it is kind of strange he would
force us to build a kingdom on a doomed planet.

349
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GRAND VIZIER PARAGUS: 'Oh, goddammit.'  (how's it feel jackass)

350
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KING VEGETA II (AKA MC WidowsPeak): Explain, shitstain.

351
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EX-GRAND VIZIER SHITSTAIN: To hell with this,
I'll leave the boot-licking to the Shamoshians. (You shoulda done that in the first place)

352
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Well, then!

353
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:22,620
You have finally unravelled my plan, King Vegeta!

354
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:23,740
KING VEGETA II: (confused) Okay...?

355
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PARAGUS: This whole wretched planet will soon be
encompassed by the cataclysmic comet, Camori...

356
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:33,460
...wiping it, and you, out with it.

357
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KING VEGETA II: I'm confused. Am I being pranked?
'Cause I don't do jokes.

358
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PARAGUS: This is no joke!

359
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This... is my revenge! (some revenge plan. he can literally just leave now. you ruined it)

360
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,300
GOHAN: But, *why*?

361
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PARAGUS: Because that *bastard* Vegeta left us both to die.

362
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BASTARD KING VEGETA II: Sounds like me, but that doesn't sound familiar. [Way to own up to your dad's accomplishments.]

363
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PARAGUS: Not you, you self absorbed blue-blooded snot! (these days he's a Self Absorbed blue HAIRED Snot)

364
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Your father.

365
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The true king.

366
00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:58,720
Mere days after my son was born, [Incoming baby wiener.]

367
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they realized his immense power level:

368
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A whopping 10,000!

369
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:08,840
blatant lair : Pff, yeah, well I was like, 20,000 as like a sperm, so, y'know. (wait so it went DOWN when you worked for freeza...makes sense)

370
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PARAGUS: And so, threatened by the magnificence of my progeny,

371
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the king ordered for him to be executed.

372
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YOUNG PARAGUS: This is insane!

373
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,020
Freeza's got us paying rent under his boot-heel,

374
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and you're just going to murder a Saiyan baby with a power level of 10,000?!

375
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,720
He's like a trump card, if the card literally flipped the table over,

376
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,260
He's like a trump card, if the card literally flipped the table over,
and shot the other player!

377
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,760
He would be of great use to Vegeta!

378
00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,560
KING VEGETA I: My son, the planet, or me?

379
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,540
Smartass: *YES*!

380
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(OG King Vegeta does not like smartasses) HUAAAAAAAAAAGH

381
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,700
(OG King Vegeta does not like smartasses) GAHBHOOHUAAHYEAB HYUNNOBHUHA

382
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[Crash]

383
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KING VEGETA I: Grand Vizier Nappa! [Oh, shit, not again.]

384
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,000
I require your "treasured" guidance once more.

385
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,800
GRAND VIZIER NAPPA: Stab the baby. [God... Dammit... Nappa]

386
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:51,840
KING VEGETA I: Are... you sure?

387
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,920
GUY WITH MIND SET: Look, we've got a meeting with Freeza in one hour,

388
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,740
so either stab the baby, or we have to cancel your six 'o' clock.
(That solidifies it, Nappy is a spy for Freeza)

389
00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,860
PARAGUS: He then saw to my son's execution himself.

390
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,560
With, well, less than success. (of course)

391
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:07,400
BABY BROLY: Ahh!

392
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,240
KING VEGETA I: Son of an Arlian whore...!

393
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,860
SOMEONE FETCH ME A BETTER DAGGER
SO I MAY PROPERLY STAB THIS BABY!

394
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:14,880
BABY BROLY: (Crying)

395
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,080
BABY BROLY: (Crying)
KING VEGETA I: Oh, good, now it's crying. To hell with this!

396
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:17,740
{SPLAT}

397
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,680
KING VEGETA I: Just dump him in a hole with his father...

398
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:26,120
PARAGUS: Luckily, the king was as half-assed at murdering us as he was at raising you, Vegeta.

399
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:32,360
And with Broly's magnificent power, we survived the extinction of our race.

400
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,280
FUCKING MORON: Wait, wait, wait, wait.

401
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,500
So does this have *anything* to do with South Galaxy?

402
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,740
Cause that's kinda why I'm here.

403
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,180
PARAGUS: Actually, yes.

404
00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:44,860
You see, one night while I was discussing The Son of Bardock™... (which one)

405
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:45,880
KING VEGETA II: The scientist?

406
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,080
PARAGUS: The very same. [I think you mean the low-class warrior, but whatever.]

407
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:51,660
That night, I uttered a single word that triggered Broly.

408
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,380
And he suddenly went wild!

409
00:15:54,680 --> 00:16:00,220
In his furious rage, he painted over  the South Galaxy *in its entirety*.

410
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,280
THE SON OF BARDOCK™: What was the word?
[Android 16: Bird is the word]

411
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:03,420
PARAGUS: I...

412
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:04,720
Why would I--?

413
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,800
THE SON OF BARDOCK™: Was it "non-fat"?

414
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,640
PARAGUS: No! Why would it be--

415
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,420
THE SON OF BARDOCK™: "Diet"?

416
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:11,700
PARAGUS: This is ridiculous. Stop trying to trigger my son!  [New Vegeta is a Safe Space.]

417
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,300
THE SON OF BARDOCK™: Freezer with an "i".

418
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,120
PARAGUS: *For God's sake*... (don't bother he has a skull denser than dark matter)

419
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,240
KING VEGETA II: First of all, Paragus, your seed couldn't compare to my own.

420
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,760
And he's a filthy half-ling.

421
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:20,760
PRINCESS LAVENDER Halfling: Hate you too, Dad.

422
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:25,400
KING VEGETA II: And second, I couldn't care *less*
about any South Galaxies, or lack thereof.

423
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,540
So, if you're done wasting everyone's time...

424
00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:29,700
Grab your friends,

425
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,580
Grab your friends, grab your shit,

426
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:31,520
Grab your friends, grab your shit, AND GO HOME,

427
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,260
Grab your friends, grab your shit, AND GO HOME, KAKAROT! [You done fucked up, Geets.]

428
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:32,960
Broly: (TRIGGERED)

429
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,260
PARAGUS: Please do not say that again.

430
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,060
KAKAROT: It was "friends", wasn't it!

431
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,520
KING VEGETA II: I said *shut it*, Kakarot!

432
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,100
BROLY: (TRIGGERED)

433
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,160
PARAGUS: Please! Stop saying that name!

434
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,080
PRINCESS TRUNKS: Father, just call him "Goku"!

435
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,440
KING VEGETA II: And disrespect MY heritage?!

436
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:48,440
I will address him with the name
given to him by the glorious Saiyan race! [This actually makes a lot of sense.]

437
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,180
KAKAROT,

438
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:49,820
KAKAROT, KAKAROT,

439
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:53,600
TRIGGERED PASSIVE BOY: KAKAROOOOOOOOOT~!!

440
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,220
KING VEGETA II: See, he's slow, and he gets it.

441
00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:56,340
PARAGUS: I suggest we all run.

442
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,000
TRIGGERED LESS PASSIVE BOY: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

443
00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:13,280
[beerus' madness...appropriate]

444
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,260
KING VEGETA II: This power... Wha... What is he?!

445
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,800
PARAGUS: He...

446
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,940
is The Legendary Super Saiyan™.

447
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,800
BROLY'S #1 FANBOI: OH, THAT'S SO COOL.

448
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,280
KAKAROT: But why is it kinda... *green*...?

449
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,460
PARAGUS: Because it's *legendary*.

450
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,860
BROLY'S #1 FANBOI [blowing his load]: AAAAAHHHHH!

451
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,480
SS TRIGGERED BROLY: Hey, Kakarot.

452
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:34,180
You said your power level was pretty *big*, right?

453
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,700
KAKAROT: Yuh-huh...

454
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,320
...Why?

455
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:38,800
SS TRIGGERED BROLY: Because *my* power.

456
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,420
SS TRIGGERED BROLY: Because *my* power. IS!

457
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,100
SS TRIGGERED BROLY(Somehow more triggered): Because *my* power. IS! MAXIMUM!

458
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,000
KAKAROT: Prove it. [prepare to get fisted]

459
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,320
SS TRIGGERED BROLY: HUUUAAGH!!!!

460
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:44,960
GOHAN: Why-hy?!

461
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,300
PRINCESS TRUNKS: When I woke up this morning for a gay wedding...

462
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,280
PRINCESS TRUNKS: I did not expect this.

463
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:53,300
VEGETA: H-- how... how is he this strong?

464
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,060
* How many pushups did he do?!

465
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,560
* How many pushups did he do?!(>9000)
* How many situps?!(>9000)  *WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK?! (powerthirst)

466
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:01,280
PARAGUS: This is not the result of *paltry training*...

467
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,000
THIS... IS PLOT CONTRIVANCE.

468
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:07,480
For you see, PRINCE Vegeta…

469
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:12,580
You're not dealing with the *average* Saiyan warrior anymore. [Freeza: how's it feel now, bitch]

470
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,280
F̶r̶e̶e̶z̶a̶ PRINCE VEGETA: Nooooo…
(Yes, drink in the irony, my sweet Prince)

471
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,440
KAKAROT: Gohan! Princess Trunks!

472
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,780
Haaaaa!

473
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:19,720
GOHAN: Hu!

474
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,100
BROLY'S WIFE: Huuuu ahhh!

475
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,880
Wha…?! Aw, dammit, my jacket!
I only had the one!

476
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,600
Augh, Mom is gonna kill me! (Right you are) (unless your husband does it first)

477
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,220
BROLY: OUUUAAAAGHHHH!

478
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:29,720
GOKU: Hurrngh!

479
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:30,320
AGHA!

480
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,240
GOHAN: Ahhhh!
PRINCESS TRUNKS: Ha!

481
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:31,740
AUGH!

482
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,540
GOKU: Listen, Broly...

483
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:40,180
I don't wanna tell you how to be the The Legendary Super Saiyan™, but...

484
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,740
You're not supposed to start *all-out*…

485
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:46,320
You're supposed to start small and then work up to it!

486
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,240
THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN™: I am starting small.

487
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,160
GOKU: Oh! (you guys are fucked so hard...in more ways than one)

488
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,440
Good for you! (you guys are fucked so hard… in more ways than one)

489
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,220
*Holy crap*… (you guys are fucked so hard… in more ways than one)

490
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,460
KRILLIN: Hey, Goku! I brought the masochists!

491
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:55,620
GOKU: *Why*?

492
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,880
SHAMO: There's no way we're going to miss sadism like this!

493
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,380
GOHAN:  Dad, what is sadism?

494
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,200
GOKU: Ask your mother. [Always consult an expert.]

495
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:03,220
THE LEGENDARY SUPER SADIST™: Yeah, you know your place.

496
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:05,480
Under your master's feet!

497
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,060
SHAMO: Oh, God, yes!
[HORNY x3.5]

498
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,320
THE LEGENDARY SUPER SADIST™: You want the ultimate punishment?!

499
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,060
HORNY MIDGET: Mmm, yeah!
[HORNY x10]

500
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:13,380
THE LEGENDARY SUPER SADIST™: Then I'll just blow up your planet!

501
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,060
WORRIED MIDGET: …Guys? What's our safeword?
[HORNY x0]

502
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,700
SLAVE #1: Uhh, I think it was "banana"?

503
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,820
SLAVE #2: No; "pineapple"!

504
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,480
SLAVE #3: It wasn't a fruit; it was a vegetable!

505
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,520
SLAVE #2: "Brussels sprouts"? [Don't ever say that again]

506
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,260
CONDI: "Broccoli"! It was "brocco"—! (lol)

507
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,800
[Big Fuckin' Explosion]

508
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:30,860
SHAMO: Why did we not know our own safeword…?!

509
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:33,120
CONDI: It was lost to time…
(meaning: we'd never think we'd need to use it)

510
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,980
BROLY: Princess Trunks~… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

511
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,040
PRINCESS TRUNKS: Please, no. (oh yes)

512
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,680
BROLY: You lied to me.

513
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,160
BROLY'S SOON TO BE BITCH: I did no such thing!

514
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,120
BROLY: You dirty boy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (here comes the Fuck train)

515
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:44,940
BROLY'S BITCH: (knowing what is coming) …Goku, get me off
this planet right now.

516
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:45,440
BROLY'S BITCH (knowing what is coming): ...Goku get me off
this planet right now. I'm serious!

517
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,720
BROLY'S BITCH: (knowing what is coming) …Goku get me off
this planet right now. I'm serious! *Instant Transmission*--! (wrong safeword)

518
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,220
AGH!

519
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:48,380
GAH!

520
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,600
ordinary regular super sayian: Okay, Gohan...

521
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,380
I was gonna save this for Cell,

522
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,320
but I'm gonna need you to let go, and—.

523
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,480
COWARD: Got it. Leaving. [Damn, that was easy.]

524
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,120
GOKU: Gohan? Where'd you go, Han? (Ha, good one)

525
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,040
HUAAAA—!

526
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:05,420
GOHAN: 'It's okay, Gohan. Just find that ship
we came here on, grab everyone else, and—'

527
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,060
BROLY: THE FUCK TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES, BITCH!!!

528
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:08,200
BROLY'S OTHER BITCH: 'I should apologize to Mom if I get home.'

529
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:08,980
Aggh!

530
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,340
Gaaah ahhhhh!

531
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,080
Aghh!

532
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,460
COWARD'S PARENT: Gohan!

533
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,540
BROLY: RAAAGH!
GOKU: Huaaoouu!

534
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:15,080
BROLY: RRUAGH!

535
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,820
KAKAROT: Ahhhhh!

536
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:18,640
(Pained grunts)

537
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,760
BROLY: What's wrong, Kakarot?!

538
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,340
Don't you care if I kill your son?!

539
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,060
KAKAROT: Ugh… I'd rather you *not*?

540
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,820
We have Dragon Balls, but, that's like a *whole day*.

541
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,680
Oh! But he's never met King Kai.

542
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,600
UNCONCERNED PARRENT: Hey, Gohan! You're gonna meet King Kai!

543
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,140
Eeeeeeeeeee!
(Honestly, Gohan would be better off with this Moron gone, Papa Piccolo is all he needs)

544
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:44,680
PARAGUS: You are probably wondering where this unfettered hatred for Kakarot stems from.

545
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,280
PRINCE VEGETA: Not… really…?

546
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,280
Hating Kakarot kinda gives me life, so—
(Awwwe, look at him, still on a post-coital high)

547
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,600
PARAGUS: It all began…
BABY CARROT: (crying)

548
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,780
PARAGUS: It all began…
VEGETA: Oh, I'm being ignored. (big surprise there…)

549
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:53,280
PARAGUS: when they were but newborn babes.

550
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:57,180
Their cribs in the maternity ward were right beside each other.

551
00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,240
And Kakarot cried…

552
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,640
TERRORIZING MY SON.

553
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,080
VEGETA: And… then…?

554
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,020
PARAGUS: That's it.

555
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,540
PRINCE VEGETA: Didn't my father stab him?

556
00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,640
PARAGUS: Indeed.

557
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,860
PRINCE VEGETA: Then why doesn't he hate *me*?

558
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,160
PARAGUS: Oh! No, *I* hate you.

559
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,560
...Well, I hated your father, and therefore, you. (logic 101)

560
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,100
*Broly* hates Kakarot.

561
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,240
Because he cried.
(Literally the actual reason, look it up on the wiki)

562
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,040
A lot. (Literally the actual reason, look it up on the wiki)

563
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:23,960
For, like, *three hours*. (Literally the actual reason, look it up on the wiki)

564
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,040
DISSILUSSIONED FAN-BOI: But… that's really dumb. (Kind of like tyrannosaurs in f-14's)

565
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,840
B-but he's so cool! (Kind of like tyrannosaurs in f-14's)

566
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,740
BUT THAT'S SO DUMB! (Kind of like tyrannosaurs in f-14's)

567
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,260
BROLY: My power…

568
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,680
My power is…

569
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,720
(OVER TRIGGERED) MAXIMUMER!!
(Shouldn't you have exploded by now then?)

570
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:41,840
'TEEN' GOHAN: Dad…

571
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:42,960
'ADULT' GOKU: Yeah, son?

572
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,920
BEATEN TO A PULP GOHAN: Holy f**k, he's strong.

573
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,600
BEATEN TO A PULP GOKU: Yeah… and to make things worse…

574
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,480
I think we blew your college submission…
(Holy Shit he actually cares! I'm so proud of my moron)

575
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,840
GOHAN: Man, this just isn't my day.

576
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,400
GOKU: Eh, don't worry. I think it's your movie next. (It is) [WEN BOJACK??]

577
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,380
BROLY: BUT NOW IS BROLY...

578
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,760
…NAO BROLI!!!

579
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,600
GOHAN: Piccolo, help!
(EVERYBODY: PICCOLO, HELP)

580
00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:07,900
GOHAN'S DAD: Gohan, are you okay?!

581
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:08,920
Do you need some juice?!

582
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,400
Did you get into that school you wanted?!

583
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,600
GOHAN: Doesn't look like it.

584
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,820
GOHAN'S DAD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

585
00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:16,120
GOHAN: How did you get here?

586
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,180
GOHAN'S DAD: I came when I heard you call.

587
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,540
GOHAN: …How? (paternal instincts, son)

588
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:20,960
LOVEABLE COWARD: Thanks for the ship, Piccolo!

589
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,480
ROSHI: We're taking this bitch to Space Vegas!

590
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,540
OOLONG: Yeaaaaaah!
KRILLIN: Wooooooo!
DRUNK ROSHI: He he he he haa!

591
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,120
BROLY: You! Green man!

592
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,940
You're new.

593
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,600
What is *your* power level?

594
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,720
GREEN MAN: I dunno, give me a minute.

595
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,420
BROLY: BROLY DOES NOT LIKE TO WAIT!

596
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,540
GREEN MAN: Goku, can we beat this guy?

597
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,040
GOKU: Uh!

598
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:41,260
I dunno! I'm sure I'll pull something out my butt. (Most likely Broly's fist)

599
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,860
BROLY: AND IT WILL BE BROLY'S *FIST*! (Man I'm good at this!)

600
00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:45,140
PRINCESS TRUNKS: Probably… (But you just got it out of yours)

601
00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:48,640
PICCOLO: Let's see how *you* fare when it's four-on-one, monster!

602
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,680
BROLY: "Monster"?

603
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,240
Broly is not a monster.

604
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:53,780
Broly is…

605
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,080
Durh…

606
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,080
SS GOHAN: A genuine demon?

607
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,120
SS GOKU: A true freak?

608
00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,860
SS TRIGGERED BROLY: THE DEVIL!

609
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,180
BROLY'S #1 FANBOI [blowing his load again]: OH MY GOD,

610
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,000
BROLY'S #1 FANBOI [blowing his load again]: OH MY GOD, HE'S SO

611
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:01,560
BROLY'S #1 FANBOI [blowing his load again]: OH MY GOD, HE'S SO GOD

612
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,140
BROLY'S #1 FANBOI [blowing his load again]: OH MY GOD, HE'S SO GOD DAMN

613
00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:02,920
BROLY'S #1 FANBOI [blowing his load again]: OH MY GOD, HE'S SO GOD DAMN *COOL*!

614
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,440
GOKU: Haaaaaa!

615
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,980
PICCOLO: Raaaaaa!
GOKU: Haaaaaa!

616
00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:14,780
PICCOLO: (Grunting)
GOKU: (Grunting)
[Vegeta fapping to Broly]

617
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:15,780
THE DEVIL: Ruuaaaahhh!

618
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,160
GOHAN: Masenko! (Suck my Toe?)
PRINCESS TRUNKS: Masenko! (Suck my toe?)

619
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,220
PICCOLO: HUUUUUUUAAARRR—!

620
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:21,980
*pain*

621
00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:23,560
*more pain*

622
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,080
GOHAN: Waghh!

623
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,440
GOHAN: Ahhh uaagh!
PRINCESS TRUNKS: Ahhh uaagh!

624
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:29,640
*even more pain*

625
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,420
AAAAAAAHHHH…!!!

626
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:34,320
*still more pain*

627
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,260
PICCOLO: URRRGHH OOUHH…

628
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,500
What… the f**k are you *doing* back here?! (spanking the monkey?)

629
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,420
DISTRESSED FANBOI: I don't know what's going on anymore.

630
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:45,360
He's so cool but he's so… goddamn dumb!

631
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,840
PICCOLO: Okay, Vegeta…

632
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,180
While you're here having this "crisis",

633
00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:51,720
WE'RE OUT THERE GETTING BEATEN INTO A BLOODY PASTE.

634
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,120
VEGETA: But you don't understand!
The Legendary Super Saiyan™

635
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,440
is motivated by a *crying infant*!

636
00:23:57,660 --> 00:24:00,260
HE IS A LITERAL GIANT F**KING BABY!

637
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,600
PICCOLO: So, kind of what you're being right now?
NAIL: (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
KAMI: (Damn!)
(THANK YOU)

638
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,980
Giant Baby 2: You're just mad you're not The Legendary Super Namekian™.
(NAIL: SHOTS FIRED!)

639
00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:06,620
ORDINARY NOT-SUPER NAMEKIAN: Alright; bye, Vegeta.

640
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:08,040
VEGETA: Byeeeeeeeeee…

641
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,300
GOKU: Hey, Broly!

642
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,640
KA…

643
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,540
KA… ME…—

644
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,400
Ah! Oh wah!

645
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,960
LITERAL GIANT F*CKING BABY: You were SAYIAN'?

646
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,440
GOKU [muffled]: I am Saiyan!

647
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,640
Hu hu hu—!

648
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,340
Ah aughh…

649
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,680
BROLY: This all you got, Kakarot?

650
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,760
Broly is disappointed.

651
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:31,060
Kakarot killed Freeza.

652
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,080
Kakarot supposed to be strongest.

653
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,600
But now Broly strongest.

654
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,740
And now YOU…

655
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:39,560
DIE!

656
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,240
VEGETA: *Excuse you*.

657
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,320
BROLY: Excuse BROLY?

658
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:46,240
VEGETA: You've been ignoring someone this entire time.

659
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,200
BROLY: Broly's Bitch?

660
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,020
BROLY'S BITCH: Well, technically, I was the one who killed Freeza.

661
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,300
BROLY: THAT'S HOT.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

662
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:55,620
KING VEGETA II: No, you mouthbreather!
You have been ignoring your *King*!

663
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,200
MOUTH-BREATHER: What is a King to a God?
(Well technically he is a god.... in the future at least)

664
00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,940
NONBELIEVER: And what is a God...

665
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:01,700
TO A NONBELIEVER?!

666
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,720
HEAAAAAAAAAAA--!

667
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,420
MMMFF!!

668
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:07,580
GOD: DO YOU BELIEVE NOW?

669
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,940
BELIEVER [muffled]: Uh-huh.

670
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,940
So cool…

671
00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:13,120
BROLY: Now, Kakarot…

672
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,080
KAKAROT!

673
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,040
KAKARRROOOOT!

674
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,800
PARAGUS: He has devolved into saying only a single word. (so like a pokemon)

675
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,080
'Time to hit the ol' cosmic trail…'

676
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:26,960
BROLY: KAKAROT?

677
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,460
NOT LOVABLE COWARD: Oh.

678
00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:29,060
Hi, son.

679
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,240
BROLY: KAKAROT.

680
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,200
WORRIED FATHER: N-no, i-it's your father.

681
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,440
I was just prepping this pod for us to leave, before the comet hits.

682
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,720
BROLY: KAKAROT.

683
00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:41,960
REALLY WORRIED PARENT: Yes, true… it's a pod meant for one person, but—

684
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,360
BROLY: KAKAROT!

685
00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:47,760
PARAGUS: Broly! Be a good boy and show
your Daddy the love he has shown you. (he's doing a good job then)

686
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,340
BROLY: HUG.

687
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,560
PARAGUS: Oh, nononononono!
BROLY: HUUUUUUUG!

688
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,460
BROLY: HEAAAAUNGH!!

689
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,240
BROLY: …Kakarot.

690
00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:01,180
GOKU: Okay, guys…

691
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:02,400
Be real with me…

692
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,980
Is this the worst, or what?

693
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,440
PICCOLO: Frankly, at this point…

694
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,540
I wish we could open up The Dead Zone™ and bring back Garlic Jr. (popo has seen to that. so too bad)

695
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,140
PRINCESS TRUNKS: Can't believe I'm saying it, but…
I'll take some more Androids, please. (one is coming)

696
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,400
VEGETA: And I'd rather get kicked in the dick…

697
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,460
a *thousand* more times, (kinky)

698
00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:20,140
than hear that idiot scream Kakarot's name again.

699
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:20,900
THAT IDIOT: KAKAROT!

700
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:22,200
VEGETA: ARRRGHH…

701
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,680
GOHAN: I'd even take Turles.

702
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,940
And he was just an evil version of my Dad.

703
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,340
VEGETA: Wait, that guy with the tree? Is he alive?

704
00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:29,380
GOOD TURLES: Not anymore.

705
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,060
Also, that Wheelo guy. He was nice…

706
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:32,900
GOHAN: Oh, yeah…

707
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,900
Too bad he died of brain cancer... (a moment of silence)

708
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,640
GOKU: Cool… then I'll cut to the chaste…

709
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:39,300
Give me all of your energy.

710
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:40,640
Right now.

711
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,920
I'll end it in One Punch, Man™.
(ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNCH!)

712
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,420
PICCOLO: Done.

713
00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:43,920
PRINCESS TRUNKS: Doing it.

714
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,640
GOHAN: Please make it end.

715
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,720
SAITAMA: Now, Vegeta… I know you're probably not going to—

716
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,460
VEGETA: F**k it, you have it, just go.

717
00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:50,740
(HYPERCHARGED) GOKU: Thanks, best buddy!

718
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:51,300
GOKU'S BEST BUDDY: No.

719
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:56,040
BROLY: HUUUAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!

720
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,380
BROLY: HUURRRAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!

721
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,720
(HYPERCHARGED) GOKU: Hey!

722
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,460
BROLY!

723
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:07,440
SAY MY NAME!

724
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,680
[Fisting broly's meatgrinder chest]

725
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:10,840
BROLY: HUUNGH?!?!

726
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:17,780
[Crying]

727
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,220
GOKU: HUUUNGH!

728
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,560
BROLY: KA

729
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,940
BROLY: KAKAA

730
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:24,180
BROLY: KAKAAROOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!

731
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,060
(You're Goddamn right!)

732
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,220
BROLY: KAKAAROOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!
KAKAROT: Victory for Go—!

733
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:27,240
[EXPLOSION]
Huaaaaa!

734
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:41,460
{POP} (WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK)

735
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,960
KRILLIN: HOLY SHIT!

736
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,500
SHAMO: OHH, IT'S SO *TIGHT*!

737
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,240
PICCOLO: Okay, just gonna drop this one out there,

738
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,040
but, earlier, nobody brought up Slug and I feel that's kind of racist. (You're the one who started mentioning Garlic Jr., Piccolo)

739
00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:55,000
OOLONG: What are these things and why is one GRINDING ON ME?

740
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,920
SHAMO: STEP ON MY GENITALS!!
(Thanks TFS, you owe me a keyboard.)

741
00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:59,260
KING KAI: There you go, South Kai.

742
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,020
Your galaxy has been avenged.

743
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:06,120
SOUTH KAI: …But it's still gone.

744
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,780
KING KAI: Sorry, but ain't no Dragon Balls that'll bring that back!

745
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:09,900
...I think. (The Super Dragon Balls??)

746
00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:11,900
SOUTH KAI: But what about the Otherworld Tournament coming up?

747
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,880
KING KAI: Well, now you have a lot more options. (Damn that's cold)

748
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,260
SOUTH KAI: …That's f**ked up, man.

749
00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:24,460
[♫ "Broly Chronicles" ♫]

750
00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:31,020
♫ Broly's legend first began in 1993 ♫

751
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,200
♫ With biceps bigger than Goku's head ♫

752
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,720
♫ And a heart that longed to be free ♫

753
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,060
♫ Broly, Broly, Broly ♫

754
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:46,360
♫ Why are you so strong ♫

755
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,880
♫ Your power level is twice as high ♫

756
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,820
♫ As your Saiyan hair is long ♫

757
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,660
♫ Broly was a motherf**ker ♫

758
00:29:00,860 --> 00:29:03,340
♫ Stronger than that robot trucker ♫

759
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,640
♫ Broly's enemies are done!! ♫

760
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,200
Yeah!

761
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,560
That's it, everybody!

762
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,400
That's Broly!

763
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,760
WEN BROLI, BROLI DUN!

764
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:21,760
DON'T EVEN

765
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,100
DON'T EVEN ASK ANYMORE!

766
00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:24,940
Y'SHOULD JUST SUBSCRIBE AND ENJOY!

767
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:25,740
AND I'M OUT!

768
00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:33,120
{POP}

769
00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:37,000
BAD FATHER [whispering]: Alright… let's see if
we can just sneak into the house… and—

770
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,960
THE REAL DOM: ROOM! NOW!

771
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,540
GOHAN: Okay!

772
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,140
BAD FATHER: Oh, hey, Chi-Chi!

773
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,860
Did Gohan not make it in?

774
00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:43,380
THE REAL DOM: Oh, no, he made it in!

775
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,920
After a sizeable donation from my father!

776
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,880
GOKU: Good! Man, I'm glad we come from money!

777
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,640
CHI-CHI OF MONEY: *I* come from money, Goku!

778
00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,740
You come from a race of idiots!

779
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:54,500
GOKU OF IDIOTS: I sure do, Chi-Chi!

780
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:56,500
I sure do!

781
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,820
♫ Listen Up, Listen Up... ♫

782
00:29:58,820 --> 00:29:59,840
THE REAL PISSED OFF DOM: I want a divorce.

783
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,480
BAD, IDIOTIC FATHER: Me too, I'm starving!

784
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,800
LANIPATOR: Hey, everyone, Lanipator here.

785
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,840
Thanks for watching!

786
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,520
If you're new to the channel, and enjoy what you saw, make sure you subscribe and stay up to date!

787
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,660
And if you're in the mood for some more anime violence,

788
00:30:10,660 --> 00:30:12,660
why not check out Hellsing Ultimate™ Abridged?

789
00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:14,580
Also, if you're catching this on release day,

790
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:20,120
join us at 6 Central Time for a post-release stream over on twitch.tv/streamfourstar

791
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,700
Love ya, and catch you later.