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[Welcome to English (Canada) - Still celebrating Christmas with jokes!]

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-Disclaimer because Toei-

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??: War...
[What is it good for?]

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[Awkward Silence]

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Greed...
[What does a pot of greed do?]

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[Insert catchy title here]

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Pollution.
[Oh at least someone is talking about it...]

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Destruction.
(Literally every year in DB for the past decade?)

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The world has been overcome by naughtiness.
(Well Trump did become President)

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It cannot be saved...
[Well then, you're not trying hard enough]

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*People dying all around*

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It can only be culled...
(Uhh... cold?)

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Christmas...

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Christmas... is ho...

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Christmas... is ho... ho...

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Christmas... is ho... ho... ho-ver
[This is gonna be filled with puns isn't it? Also, hover?]
(Gonna add a pun counter [1])

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[WOOO!! BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT YET!!]

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*PLAN TO ERADICATE FREEZA DAY*

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{POP}

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ORANGE HILLBILLY: Merry Christmas Eve, Bulma!

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GOHAN: And Happy Holidays, Dad!

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GOHAN'S REAL DAD: Y'know I actually do celebrate Christmas.
[Do you want us to go back to The Tree of Might?]
(You do?)

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GOHAN: Really?
[No]

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MR. PICCOLO: Yeah, if you think about it I'm basically the Son of God.
[Used to be the Son of God. Super Kami Dende is God now]

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GOD (telepathically): Oh, Freezus Icest...

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SON OF PREVIOUS DENDE (t): Kinda...

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HOLY SPIRIT (t): Wait, so does that make me the Holy Spirit?

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FATHER & SON (t): KINDA!
[Oh my, we got the Holy Trinity]

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THE ONLY SENSIBLE PERSON: Um, have any of you seen the news today?
[Only minor character humans do that]

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SON OF JESUS: The only thing my dad watches on Christmas is the Rankin-Bass Rudolph Movie on loop.
[To be honest, that movie was good.]

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BULMA: Well...
[Don't lie saying you never saw it]

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Asuna: May McStand here, live from West City:

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- Where a toxic miasma has the local towns-folk collapsing en-masse...
[Supreme Kai of Time probably cooked something again]

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GOHAN: Good thing we POPPED.

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-In unrelated news. Several machines have been descending from the skies via a dark ungodly orb in the outer atmosphere. 
[Oh good, we're not ignoring it]

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{Click}

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: I don't think that's unrelated..
[You'd be right]

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IDIOT HERO: Someone-or-someTHING is trying to ruin Christmas again...
[Why do I get the feeling he was hoping this would happen?]

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- And that's got me Christ-miffed.
[Ah, that's why. Puns]
(To be fair, thats a good one)
[Pun Counter: 2]

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SMARTASS SON: Solid pun dad.
[I would usually be pissed, but no... That's actually good this time]
[TOLD YA!]

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DUMBASS FATHER: Thanks, I've been waiting for someone to try and ruin Christmas again.
[Kinda feel like every movie is about saving Christmas]

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QUEEN BULMA:  Those machines are the ones expelling the gas.
[Did they eat too many Christmas beans?]

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It's some kind of, aerosolized coal particulates.
[*Cold, as in King Cold! :D]

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But, something's weird about it...

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: So what, is someone trying to kill the whole world with Miner's Lung?

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{GASP}

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GOKU: Be careful Gohan! You're a minor!
[Literally the most concerned we've ever seen him be?]

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MINOR: I'm, surprised you knew that-
[We all are]

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IDIOT HERO: And so is Piccolo,
[Kinda! What is he like 15?]

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and Bulma
[No, she's not.]

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MINOR CHARACTER: Oh, you meant character.
[Damn, what's with the shade?]

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GOKU: -AND VEGETA!
[Nothing about Trunks?]

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MINOR VEGETA: The f**k I am.
[I mean, he arguably is until Majin Vegeta.]

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MAJOR MORON: Oh, hey Geets! When'd you get here?
[He lives at Capsule Corporation]

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GEETS: I live here you dolt.

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UNSATISFIED WOMAN: Coulda fooled me.

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: What's up, Dad?

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You're looking, uncharacteristically wistful.

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WISTFUL MAN: Well, it's just~

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Every Christmas Eve.
[Wait Planet Vegeta had Christmas?]

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Every Christmas Eve
Before it was replaced by Freeza Day-
[Screw Rusev Day! ♫IT'S FREEZA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY♫]

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-I'd sit out on my porch, and fire into the night sky

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Hoping to kill Santa~
[Vegeta is every kid who believes in Santa and did not get the present they wanted]

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DOLT: {Gasp} Oh No! You never hit him did you?!
[Please say yes! I never got that wienie whistle...]

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PRINCE WISTFUL: I thought I did once, but it was actually just a pod carrying my brother, Tarble.
[Wait, you had a brother?]
[Watch Yo! Son Goku and His Friends Return for context.]

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They never found it...

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They never found it... or the body...
[Huh, is he actually sad?]

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What I'm saying is:
It's Christmas Eve and something needs to die.
[Sentiment shared by everyone during a family christmas gathering]

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So I'm feeling a little nostalgic.

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NIECE TRUNKS: I have an uncle?
[Who knew?] [I did]

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DIRTY BROTHER KILLER AKA Caïn: You HAD an uncle.

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(Flying Noises)

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GOKU: There it is...

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One of the machines that's ruining Christmas.

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*First, we blow 'em all up..
[Woah, hold up!! That was Vegeta's line!]

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*First, we blow 'em all up...
*Then we find the Grinch that made them...

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*First, we blow 'em all up...
*Then we find the Grinch that made them...
*And send that Grimacing Green Monster straight to HFIL.

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GRIMACING GREEN MONSTER-JESUS: Um...

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GRIMACING GREEN MONSTER'S SON: Not you Dad.

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TRIGGER-HAPPY GOKU: Who wants to blow it up?
[Do it now or Vegeta will]

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1-2-3~

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TRIGGER-HAPPY VEGETA: MINE!
[Been awhile since we heard that] 
(Called it!)

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UPSET DOLT [o-s]: Aw, dangit..

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TRIGGER-ITCHING VEGETA: Hahaha, and that's how Vegeta saved- aaaaaarap...

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DOLT: Want I should take a swing at it?
(Rip english-Canadian subtitles)

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DUM CUMPSTER [o-s]: Go to hell Kakarot!
[Don't you mean HIFL?]

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?? [o-s]: Oh please, do go to hell.
[That voice sounds familiar...]

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{Gaaaaaaaaaaasp}

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It's wonderful this time of year!
[Oh, shit]

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I should know....
[He's really getting into that flower field vibe.]

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GOD'S GRANDSON: FREEZA
[Today is Freeza Day Eve]

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LORD FREEZA: That's right, Monkeys!

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We have returned for our revenge!
[Wait, we?]

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MONKEY: Is that like the Royal "We"? -Or?

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LITTLE PINK PRINCESS: Yes.

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LITTLE PINK PRINCESS: Yes. Also no.

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Come forth! The Villains of the DBZA movies!

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Dick Kicker: Brother, we agreed on Villains of CHRISTMAS past.
[I feel family akwardness coming]

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VEGETA: Cooler!
[Dick-kickings slowly flooding back]

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Green Slug Man with an awesome scar: K, so I like showed up in like July, I-I'm just here for revenge, y'know more or less.

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Piccolo CHRIST: SLUUUUUUUG!
[Nail: Why are you yelling?]
[Kami: Why are you yelling?]

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Original Black Goku: And I'm MORE than happy to take another crack at this nut.
[Wait, who are you referring to?]

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Idiot: Dark me!
[nay, that one's cooler... :3]
[Does he see the future with Black?]

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DARK GOKU: Dark Y-{baffled} You remember me right?
[He doesn't]

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LIGHT GOKU: Of course [Not]

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Every time I look in the mirror.
(At night)

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NEGA GOKU: No, I'm-

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VEGETA: Turles, right?
[Wait, how does he know him?]

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UKOG: Yes!

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Oh my Kami, Prince Vegeta?
[Is it Kami or Dende?]
(Since Dende's the new Dende the word Dende is now replaced with Dende)

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KING VEGETA: How's the Tree doing?
[You knew about the Tree?]

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NOKU: ...Destroyed.

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UPPER CLASS: And THIS is why we don't let the lower class have nice things.

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APOLITIC GOHAN: And here we go with the politics...
[Thats what you get for electing a dog as King!]

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RACIST Princess: So, monkeys...

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MONKEY: DUDE!

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SOCIAL JUSTICE SAIYAN [o-s]: -and the racism.
[What a holiday!]
[Have a wonderful year!!]

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DADDY'S PRINCESS: We're here to make this your last Freeza-Day on Earth...

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COOLER FREEZA: Seriously, it's always got to be about you, doesn't it?
[Aaaannndd the family drama...]

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DADDY'S PRINCESS [o-s]: Well, that is what father said.

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LEFT OUT SON [o-s]: He also said he loved us both equally.

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SPACE NAPOLHITLER [o-s]: Well, you know how fond father was of jokes!

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FIRSTBORN NUT KICKER [o-s]- And that's why he had you SECOND, punchline!

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PRINCESS TRUNKS: This is really uncomfortable...

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GOHAN: Yup, that's Christmas.
[So you better get used to it]

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GOKU: ALRIGHT GUYS!

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{Power Up}

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Let's jingle these bells!
[Again with the puns]
[Pun Count: 3]

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VE-SCROOGE: I refuse to fight for that.
[And he never did.]

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[Oh yes, fighting at the 5 minute mark... Perfect]
[Cue awesome music]

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[Well, this is supposed to mimic Dragon Ball, so 1/3 of the way through for fighting is par for the course.]

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[Uninterrupted fight scene.]

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[Woah, Trunks just annihilated Freeeza single-handed...]
(Villain Dead:1)

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[Without his sword, too. And that boy loves his swords.]

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(Villain Dead:2)

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[Wonder what their plan was against the people who killed them and now powered up?]
(Villain Dead:3)

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(Villain Dea- WTF )

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(HIM TOO?!)

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(Even Freeza?!)

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(Fuck this i'm out they can't die)

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GOKU: Killing them isn't working!
[Have you tried hitting them really hard]

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GENIUS-IN-TRAINING: It's something in the air dad!
[Oh, so that's it.]

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{Cough}

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COOLER: That's right fools! Lets just say you're getting a little more than coal for Christmas.

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PUNCHLINE: Freeza-Day!

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TRIGGERED BROTHER: F**K
[Uh-oh, he pushed the Freeza button]

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TRIGGERED BROTHER: F**K OFF!
[Ya shouldn'tve did that.]
[Cooler: Representing Older Brothers Everywhere]

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HOPEFUL GOKU: Y'know Christmas is a time where we should all come together...

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[Group comes together]

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So let's all come together~
[Oh yeah, rip out your sweet juicy power-ooze]

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So you can all DIE together!

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FREEZA THE PUNCHLINE: Kami-rest ye Monkey Gentlemen.

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[Enter Bulma Ex Machina]

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VOFDP:
WOAH
HOLY
WHAT THE JUICE?
PICCOLO

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THE ONLY USEFUL PERSON: Hey everyone!

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I ran a bunch of tests on the gas, and I discovered that it's not just coal.

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But pure concentrated naughtiness!
[From Vegeta?]

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So I took some of baby Trunks' blood.
[Oh yeah, forgot about that... WHERE IS CELL?]

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and synthesized enough niceness to destroy the-

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SON WUKONG: Magic baby blood, cool.
[Only in DBZ Abridged will you hear the phrase "Magic Baby Blood" talked about positively.]

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BULMA: Right?! Now I'm off to go destroy the other machines.
[Vegeta: TAKE ME WITH YOU!]

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Also visit some African war-lords.
[Vegeta: Nevermind.]

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PUNCHLINE: Did...

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PUNCHLINE: Did... Did nobody shoot her?

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"KING PICCOLO": Why didn't you?
[Oh great, pass the blame]

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THE BOSS: BECAUSE I HAVE YOU FOOLS.

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PRICK: I'm sorry dear Brother, but I though it was all about YOU.

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DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS: Oh stop being a prick...
[Don't let you little brother talk to you like that!]
[Do you guys not see the King right in front of you?]

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VEGETA: HEYAH!

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[Various screams of the dying VOFDP]

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GOKU: TEYAH!

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JESUS: Cathartic as that was, I don't this this is over.

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SON OF JESUS: That did feel more of a symptom than a cause.

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GOKU: Hold on, lemme check with the big-guy upstairs.
[There's stairs?]

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*Hey King-Kai!*

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BIG GUY UPSTAIRS (t): Oh, hey, Goku! Merry Christmas!

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GOKU (t): Merry Christmas King Kai, quick question:

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Do you know if anyone is attacking the earth right now?
[Did you not just fight four of your worst enemies ever?]
(Come on Turles doesn't rank in the first 10)

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KK (t): Oh yeah, real suspicious looking mini-moon sitting around in your upper atmosphere.

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I was going to tell you tomorrow, since; Y'know, it's Christmas.
[Wait, you all just saw this on TV!]

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GOKU (t): But it's Christmas Eve though...
[Come on, King Kai. That's how DAYS work.]

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BIG GUY (t): Not in this timezone..
[There's timezones in heaven?]

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Anyway:

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That thing is overflowing with naughty energy.
[From Vegeta?]

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So whatever you do...

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Be careful...
[It's Goku. Do you really think he can be careful?]

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Or don't. Whatever, I'm like, five eggnogs in.

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SECRET BOSS: I see...

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You have failed me, my dark ornaments.

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But,

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But, it is of no concern.
[That's a lot of Dark Dragon Balls over here]

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Soon...

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The whole world will know the true meaning of Christmas.
[Destroying everything?]

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CHAMPION OF CHRISTMAS [o-s]: Not on our watch!

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THE BOSS LEVEL: Oh good!

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You're right on time.

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Welcome to my Workshop.
[Workshop of Horror]

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The star of DEATHLEHAM!
(Admittedly, thats a good one too)
[Pun Count: 4]

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JESUS: Wait, workshop?

201
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Like,

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Like, Santa's workshop?

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THE LEGIT BOSS: Yes,

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THE LEGIT BOSS: Yes, MY workshop.
[Oh, don't tell me...]

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{Gaaaaaaaa

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{Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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{Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp}

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GIDDY GOKU: SANTA!

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GOHAN: Dad, he's the one trying to destroy Christmas.
[Who wouldn't after dealing with so many children?]

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CONFUSED SANTA FANBOY: Huh?
[Didn't you meet him in the last Christmas movie?]

211
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But, that would make him...
[Didn't you meet him in the last Christmas movie?]

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Evil...
[No shit]

213
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EVIL SANTA: I'm the one with the list here.

214
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I decide Good and Evil.

215
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And you're all, at the top of my Naughty List
[Wait, but what about you?]

216
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Jesus...

217
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You tried to subjugate the entire planet.
[Like 20 years ago] 
[There's a prescription now, no?]

218
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JESUS: Pfft, sins of the Father much?

219
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SANTA: Princess Trunks

220
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You've completely destabilized the space-time continuum with your reckless time travel.
[Insert Xenoverse]
(Zamasu couldn't agree more)

221
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PRINCESS TIME TRAVELER: That's absurd!

222
00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:41,900
80's PRINCESS TRUNKS: I have no idea what you're talking about, the space-time continuum is fine..

223
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SATANTA: And you Vegeta;
[Oho boy, were do we start?]

224
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Piccolo, I... I mean, just... Wow.

225
00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:50,000
There's not enough time in the day,

226
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But how about we start with the HOLE you put in my sleigh?
[So he did hit Santa]

227
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VEGETA THE TRUE SCROOGE: HA! I did hit him!
[Then what happened to Tarble?]
[We may never know.]
[Or care] 
[Or maybe Vegeta's brother is Santa!!]

228
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SATANTA: Aaaand, yyyooouuu (Son Wukog).

229
00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:58,060
GOKU: Um...

230
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SATANTA: Your ceaseless lust for battle has endangered not only your Family,

231
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but your ENTIRE planet
[He saved it multiple times tho]
[and Christmas twice, so a little bit more of respect plz]

232
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Time, and time again! (The Earth has only been in danger like 12 times)

233
00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:07,300
[But like, the world would be worse off without Goku's existence. Pilaf?]

234
00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:10,800
You are a danger to the entire Universe!
[and somehows manage to save it]
(debatably)

235
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DANGEROUS MAN: What? That's crazy!
(3...)

236
00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,460
How could *I* ever endanger the whole Universe?
(2...)

237
00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,120
How could *I* ever endanger the whole Universe?
(1...)

238
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,900
[Watch the Universe Survival Saga for context]
[10/10 would watch again]

239
00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:20,720
SON OF JESUS: Wait but, what about me?

240
00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,740
SATANTA: You're actually on the nice list.
[Of course, he's the strongest fighter]

241
00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:25,340
M-heh-erry Christmas, Gohan!

242
00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,980
NICE BOY: Oh wow! Thank you so much Santa!

243
00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:31,460
I wonder what it; oh, it's Moby Dick.

244
00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:32,700
In French!
[NEEEEERRRRRRD]

245
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Merci beaucoup, Père Noël!

246
00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,240
[IN ENGLISH: Be my daddy, Santa ;)]

247
00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,940
Père Noël: But for the rest of you,

248
00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,900
and this unsalvageable planet!
[wait but what about Baby Princess Trunks!?]

249
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,400
The only present I have is-

250
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WISTFUL VEGETA: FINAL

251
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FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!
[Since when was it blue?]
[Since now]

252
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THE TRUE SCROOGE: GOT HIM!!!!

253
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR VEGETA!!!

254
00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,000
UPSET FANBOY: Vegeta noo!
[Mindy: Daddy no!]

255
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,840
THE VEGETA WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS: VEGETA YES!
[Plankton: DADDY YES!]

256
00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,960
JESUS: Okay, so did we just...

257
00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,940
Save Christmas?

258
00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:00,640
Again?
[Yes]

259
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,560
UPSET 5-YEAR OLD MAN: No,
[Yes*]

260
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,160
its ruined...
[YOU GUYS LITERALLY SAVED THE EARTH FROM HIM!!]

261
00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:07,300
WE KILLED SANTAHAHAHA
[You have Dragon Balls-- I-I mean Crystal Balls! Gotta watch out for those copyright strikes]

262
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,180
SATANTA [o-s]: YOU FOOLS!

263
00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:11,840
You cannot kill Santa!
[Wanna bet?]

264
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,220
HAPPY FANDOLT: I KNEW IT!!!!

265
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,320
*Transformation Noise*

266
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:18,900
[Whoooshshshshsosshshshsoshshshs]

267
00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,380
True Final Boss: Prince of the Saiyan,
[It's actually King of the Saiyans]

268
00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:26,700
Yule regret your actions against the Mighty Clause!
[Pun Count: 5]

269
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,560
KING OF THE SAIYANS: Ah, Yule; Like the log right-

270
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,540
O'HOLY NIGHT!!!

271
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,600
[DUDE! WHERE'S YOUR BODY?!?]

272
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:37,060
THE MIGHTY CLAUSE!: What you destroyed was merely a leftover shell from my,

273
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,480
Christmas Eve-olution.
[ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS!!!!]
{NO!}
{Pun Count: 6}

274
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,860
You see Saiyans;

275
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:47,100
You're not dealing with the average Father Christmas anymore.
[What... the hell... I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS]

276
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,420
AVERAGE SAIYAN: Oh my Dende he's gone SUPER SATANTA!

277
00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:53,800
SUPER SATANTA: And I'm a right grumpy old elf...

278
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:59,240
[Queue everyone being beaten..]
[But why Gohan?]

279
00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,160
KING VEGETA: EAT YOUR MILK AND COOKIES IN HELL!

280
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,160
YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

281
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,500
(Look! I can see their parachutes, they're okay!)

282
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,980
JOHN McCLANE: Yippie-ki-yae MOTHERFUCKER!

283
00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,560
[Wait, so they censored "fuck" earlier, but not now? Eh, whatever. Lanipator cursing is always funny]

284
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,940
SUPER SATANTA: You better watch out...
[I like this song! Especially the new version]

285
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,300
CONFUSED KING: Umm....

286
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,200
SUPER SATANTA: You better not cry...
[You better not lose]

287
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,520
GOKU: {Aw this is my JAM!}

288
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,560
SUPER SATANTA: You better not pout...
[You better not die]

289
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,020
But you're gonna die...
[Cause I'm telling you why]

290
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,660
GOKU: {I don't like this version..}
[Yeah, I also prefer the Futurama vesion]

291
00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:31,480
SATAN [NOT THE REAL ONE]: Santa Claus is taking you DOWN.
[Santa Claus is dying tonight~]

292
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,418
GALICK GUN...
[Is he pulling a Goku/Cell and stealing a move?]

293
00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:33,340
GALICK GUN...
(actually, everyone steals moves, except roshi and vegeta)

294
00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,220
V3G374: U W0T M8?

295
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:35,880
SUPER SATANTA: FIIIRE
[Run?] (They're floating they can't run) (They can FLY AWAY!)

296
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:36,520
SKROO-GETA (o-s): SHIT!

297
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,520
(Big Fucking Explosion)

298
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:42,100
PRINCESS OF ALL SAIYANS: Why'd you just stand there?

299
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,060
DUMB KING: Hehe,

300
00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:45,500
It's the last thing he'd expect...

301
00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,080
DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION: Merry Christmas, Dad...
[You know he wanted to say that forever]

302
00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:50,720
GOKU: I got you so-augh!

303
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,300
(At least you tried)

304
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:55,820
EVIL JOSH GROBAN: What child is this? Who lay to rest, on Santa's lap is bleeding!

305
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,100
[Second time the attack is used.]

306
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,740
SAVIOR: Not really feeling the goodwill towards men up in here...
(Where have you been?)

307
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,560
SUPER SATANTA: I'm all out of goodwill,

308
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:14,140
but here's a stocking stuffer for you!
[Attack 3]

309
00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:18,120
JESUS: Starting to get really sick of these Christmas-- bwawawaw!!!
[Can none of y'all just dodge?????]

310
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,460
SON OF JESUS: DAD!

311
00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:21,780
I'LL PUNCH YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS OU-W

312
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:25,140
[Gohan and Trunks getting their Christmas lights punched out]

313
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:30,640
GOKU: {Aw man, this is bad! They're getting pa rum pum pum pummeled up there!}
(WAH-HYYY??!!!)
[Pun Count: 7]

314
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,020
{Think Goku!}

315
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,580
{How do we save Christmas?}

316
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,600
{Wait, that's it!}

317
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,220
{I see now!}

318
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,540
Guys!

319
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,680
I've figured out his weakness..
[Punching him really, really hard?]

320
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,840
SUPER SATANTA: HO HO H-Oh?

321
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:51,960
[So he does try to hit him really really hard' hmmm that does work a-lot]

322
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:56,500
CHRISTMAS CHAMP: You see Santa, Christmas isn't about the Presents,
[Is it about figgy pudding?]

323
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,460
[Attack 4]

324
00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,820
it's not about the figgy pudding,
[...Clearly Goku got hit really hard...] 
[What about the pretty lights?]

325
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,220
[Attack 5]

326
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,580
Or the pretty lights,
[What about the obnoxiously catchy music?]

327
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,160
or the obnoxiously catchy music.
[Santa at least?]

328
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,960
And most of all;

329
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,860
It's not about YOU.
[ooh]
[It's about Piccolo being brought back to life by the Dragon Balls.]

330
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,640
KA...

331
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,780
SUPER SATANTA: Fools! I'll crush your Christmas Spirits!
[Attack 6]
{ME...}

332
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:28,780
And then I'll send this naughty world INTO OBLIVION!!!
[That was a good game.]
[That's funny, I just bought Oblivion for Christmas.]

333
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:33,180
JESUS: Goku's right! Christmas is about the bonds that bring us together!
[Pls don't say "it's about friends"]
{HA...}

334
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,920
PRINCESS TRUNKS: It's about friends!
[Ok then don't say "and about family"]

335
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,140
SON OF JESUS: And Family!
{ME...}

336
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,800
SCROOGE: (most importantly) AND KILLING SANTA!

337
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,380
GOKU: And that's the true meaning of Christmas!

338
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:41,900
(Cue oversized energy wave)

339
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,540
[Various yelling]

340
00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,040
[Various yelling]
{HAAAAA!!!}

341
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:49,200
[Various yelling]
(Since when was every technique blue?)

342
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:53,880
SATANTA: HO HO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[So basically just blasting Santa is how to save Christmas. That makes sense.]

343
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,620
SATANTA SHELL: AHhhhh...!!

344
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,460
[The same attack 6 TIMES. About as original as Xenoverse 2's writing.]

345
00:13:58,460 --> 00:13:59,680
[There goes the Mini-moon]

346
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,400
GOKU: And now, he's Feliz Navi-dead!
[I'm about to stop watching this]

347
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,120
SON OF JESUS: And that's the last Christmas pun!
[THANK YOU PICCOLO!!]
{8 is Enough}

348
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:06,920
{POP}

349
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:16,080
(BFE)
[How does this not affect the Earth? Its right next to it.]

350
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:22,700
{POP}

351
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,340
GOKU: Woah! Hey guys!

352
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:24,900
KRILLIN: H-hey!
[Why is he alone with his best friends wife?]

353
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,040
Champion of Christmas! Son of Jesus! Scrooge! Jesus, and Princess Trunks!
[Nervous ass]

354
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,420
HOT-ASIAN MOM: Gohan, where have you two been?

355
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,560
SON OF JESUS: We, went to go see Santa...
[He's not technically wrong]

356
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,800
CHI-CHI: Aww~
[Wait for it...]

357
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,980
SCROOGE: AND WE KILLED HIM!
[There ya go]

358
00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:35,320
CHI-CHI: Oh.....
[Not his role-model, thankfully.]

359
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,320
KRILLIN: Heh, guess you had to be there?

360
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,980
Anyway! Who wants Eggnog?
[ME ME!]

361
00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:39,980
DOLT: OOH! ME!

362
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,080
PRINCESS TRUNKS: Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
[I Wonder why...]

363
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,000
KING OF ALL THE SAIYANS: Damn right, a proper Saiyan Christmas!

364
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,460
BUZZKILL JESUS: Y'know a lot of people probably died in that smoke.

365
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,140
DOLT: Oh...

366
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,180
Well we can wish 'em all back...

367
00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:53,360
TOMORROW!

368
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,820
V3G374: YES! BOXING DAY!

369
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:55,440
{Punch}

370
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,760
PUNCHING BAG: GAH MY 'NOG!
[Owned Count, where R U?!]

371
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,980
CHAMPION OF CHRISTMAS: Merry Christmas to all!

372
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,340
CHAMPION OF CHRISTMAS: Merry Christmas to all!
And to all a good Fight!

373
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,420
[I'll let that one slide]
{Pun Count: 9}

374
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:09,340
[Rest in Peace]
[For those of you who don't know, Hiromi Tsuru was the Japanese voice of Bulma since the first episode of Dragon Ball]

375
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,700
[These were your Canadian English subtitles, have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!]

376
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,340
KaiserNeko: Hey folks! Hope you enjoyed "Plan to Eradicate Christmas"

377
00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:25,500
If you did, how about you take a sleigh right over to our Discord to chat up other fans about it.

378
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,780
And all the other projects we have going on.

379
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:31,820
You can also ask us questions in the #tfs-qna channel, post and view fan art and more.

380
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,900
Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays and lots of love from Team Four Star!

381
00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:37,440
PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE!
[BUY THE F***ING SHOW!]

382
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,040
[HAPPY HANNUKAH]
[חנוכה שמח]