Who is this superhero?
Sarge?
No.
Rosemary, the telephone operator?
No.
Henry, the mild mannered janitor?
Could be.
Hong Kong Pooey.
Number one super guy.
Hong Kong Pooey.
Quicker than the human eye.
He's got style, a groovy smile, and a mouth that just won't stop.
When the door gets rough, he's super tough, with a Hong Kong Pooey chop.
Hong Kong Pooey.
Number one super guy.
Hong Kong Pooey.
Quicker than the human eye.
Ticky chong, ticky chong, ticky chocky, ticky chong, ticky bop, chock, chobby, nubah, wah, wah.
Hong Kong Pooey.
Panrific.
My thing!
My diamonds!
My emeralds!
Stop! Thief!
Yes? May I help you, sir?
This is a stick-up.
Hand over all your money.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
This has been a recorded announcement.
Announcement.
Oh, oh, the slightest miscalculation, and there!
My model ship is finished. Perfect in every detail.
Hey, that sure is some pretty boat, Sergeant.
It should be. I made it out of 32,000 toothpicks.
Shoo, Fly. Scram. Beat it.
Just stand back, Sergeant. I'll take care of him.
Penry! No! Stop! Don't!
You're right, Sergeant. I just wasn't thinking. I might have ruined my brand-new broom.
Now buzz off, Fly. And that goes for you, too, Penry.
Yes, sir, Sergeant Flint, sir.
Don't feel bad, Penry. Sergeant Flint is always a little touchy when he's building toothpick models.
Now ain't that strange.
Wait, you can't do that. You're not brought in.
Oh, no. Whoa! How do you stop one of these things?
Well, that's one way.
Oh, oh, my ship. It's gonna look like it was hit by a hurricane.
Golly, Sergeant. You know, we got into my little old vacuum.
I'll tell you what got into your little old vacuum.
My model. Three solid weeks of hard work ruined.
Hello, hello. Police headquarters. Rosemary, the cuddly cop with the curly top speaking.
What's that? Your laundromat is being robbed by one of the washing machines?
Why, that's ridiculous.
It is, eh? Well, these washers are going wacko, I tell you.
Stop! Hey, come back with my cash register!
Imagine. Me, the owner of a laundry, being taken to the cleaners.
And you say your sun lamp keeps raining on you? Well, just stay cool, sir. We're working on it.
Another one of them electrical appliances gone berserk?
Yes, that's the 47th one so far. Oh, I wish I knew who was behind all this.
You want to know who's behind it? I'll tell you who's behind it.
Him, this supercharged cheater, this electrified evildoer.
It's the voltage villain.
The voltage villain. I'll bet my stripes on it.
This gadget he invented gives it control over every electrical appliance within a five mile radius.
And he's been using it to commit his acts of crime.
Gosh, if only Hong Kong Fooey were here to help us out.
Hmm, you know, that's just what I was thinking.
Quick, Rosemary, put out an APB on his MO.
A-OK, I'll do it PDQ.
And while she does, I'll sneak off on the QT.
Now to change from weak-kneed sweeper floors to a strong-kneed fighter crime.
Say, that model building with toothpicks seems to be catching.
Sorry I can't join you, Spot, but I've got justice to meet out.
I'm stuck again.
Gee.
Hee-yah!
Come along, faithful friend.
I'm gonna let you watch your favorite superhero in action.
Up we go!
Now, Spot, we gotta pick up the trail of that voltage villain.
I wonder where he is right now.
An armored car.
And what is usually found inside an armored car?
Beautiful money.
What a pity not to spread some of that beauty around.
Now, my pet, let us show them the power of the voltage villain.
Splendid, my pet, splendid.
Splendid.
And this is just the beginning, just the beginning.
So far, not a trace of that voltage villain.
But never you fear, Spot, we're bound to pick up a clue soon.
Third National Bank.
Keep your eye on it, Spot. Here we go.
Hey there, you better pull over.
Oh, it's the legendary Hong Kong Fooey.
Now I'm in for it.
Here you are, mister. You dropped it back there a way.
This is certainly thoughtful of you.
May I offer you, gentlemen, a reward?
I couldn't accept. It's against the superhero's code.
Oh, I didn't mean money.
I was thinking of a soft drink from this built-in machine.
Shucks. I guess that couldn't do any harm.
Oh, no. Guess again.
What you doing? Hey, what you doing?
So long, bottleneck.
Spot, I think that must have been the voltage villain.
Why I'm so mad I could pop my car.
See what I mean?
Now to head for my secret hideout and plan my next caper.
Oh, no. It's that bothersome Hong Kong Fooey again.
Well, he's in for a few shocks.
Hang on, Spot.
He's gonna get us a bird's eye view of the situation.
So, he's using his famous Fooey plane, eh?
Well, I'll soon put a stop to that.
There.
Uh-oh.
Spot, a good superhero never breaks the law.
Especially the law of gravity.
Yes, my pets. With Hong Kong Fooey out of the way, the city is ours.
You as my troops and I as your general, we shall prove invincible.
And now, my soldiers, it's time to practice your maneuvers.
Hit it, maestro.
Infantry, forward march.
And now for my shock troops.
Air Force, pass the review.
Artillery.
Soon I will have the entire country in my power.
Electric power, that is.
Cheer up, faithful friend. Remember tomorrow is always another day.
Also, remember the first rule of being a crime fighter is never look back.
Spot, how do you expect to learn if you keep on interrupting me?
Now, like I was saying, in this line of work, you could never look back,
because you might see that.
Welcome to my hideout, friends.
It's the Voltage Villain. No one of the Fooeymobile was drawn here.
Yes, it must be my magnetic personality.
Voltage Villain, your criminal days are over.
As soon as I look up how in my Hong Kong book of kung fu,
I hear something, the flying dragon lich nut leap.
We'll see about that.
I'm in circle, also stuck.
This calls for some kung fu concentration.
Ching chong, bing bong.
And now for the finishing touches.
Floor-Waqser, attack.
My electro-activator, it is going bananas.
Uh, kung fu, but my shoe.
Floor-Waqser, attack.
But my shoe.
Floor-Waqser, what are you doing?
I'm your master.
Stop it, heckler.
Is there an electrician in the house?
Bung-da-dong, oh boy, I'm strong.
Why, it worked.
The power of kung fu just never systemized me.
Rosemary, once again Hong Kong Fu here saved the day.
He's the only one who could have single-handedly captured the voltage villain.
Don't you mean the high voltage villain?
Now let's see.
We turn the knob like this and...
You know something, Rosemary?
With a little gadget like this, he nearly took over the entire city.
Let me see that, sojourn.
Say, this show is a clever thing-a-ma-jig.
Uh-oh.
Henry, I've built another toothpick bottle for occasions just like this.
Henry, you're a nitwit.
Guests, your attention, please.
For your after-dinner entertainment,
I've invited that world-famous comedian, the hilarious Don Nutz.
Ah!
Ta-da!
Really?
Oh, I would have been here sooner, but the light...
Just a moment. You're not nuts.
Oh, no, but you are for hiring me.
Chives, how did this person get in here?
I've no idea, Mom. Really, sir, your behaviour is most shocking.
Wrong, Chives. It's outrageous. This is shocking.
What was that?
Just a toy buzzer. Nothing to get all shook up about.
Chives, eject this imposter immediately.
Very good, Mom.
This isn't a mum. It's a daisy.
Why, there's still a little dew on it.
I must insist that you leave this instant.
All right, but I'm warning you, I always leave them laughing.
Shhh!
Yes, even if I have to use laughing gas to do it.
Oh, this has been a ball.
Next time you throw a party, be sure to invite me.
I'll be a million laughs.
The Gic... Gicler!
Oh, hi, Penry. How come the feather duster?
Well, last time I used the vacuum cleaner,
it got me into peck of trouble with Sergeant Flint.
That's right. Those toothpick models of his are so delicate.
You bet, and I ain't taking any chances on messing up this one too.
Yes, ho!
Oh, oh, my Eiffel Tower.
Eiffel Tower? That's a pretty awful tower, if you ask me, Sergeant.
I'll give you awful.
Sergeant? Sergeant?
Oh, you must do something.
Why, it's Mrs. Manskyler, the wealthy society matron.
A thief just crashed one of my exclusive parties
and stole all the ming-stalls.
Did he leave any clues, ma'am?
Just his calling card.
Hmm, the Gicler.
Oh, oh!
Grrr!
I've heard of the Gicler, it's a very good thing.
Sorry to the Gicler.
Isn't he the one who sprays his victims with laughing gas
to render them helpless?
That's him, all right.
A third-rate comic who turned into a life of crime.
Hmm, this is just a sort of case for you-know-who
to solve you-know-what.
Well, furry, but faithful friend, once again duty beckons.
Ah!
Don't worry, little fella, I'm gonna leave you behind.
If there's one thing I can't stand,
it's a crying kitty-cat.
Now, hang on.
Funny, when we started, I was the pilot.
Now, I'm the passenger.
89 fur coats already.
Ah!
Being a practical joker is gonna make me practically a millionaire.
Ah!
Oh, this fur coat racket is really fur out.
Fur out.
Ah!
Okay, Gicler, hold over.
Peaceable life.
Hong Kong fooey, huh?
This should be good for a few laughs.
And here's one of them.
Ah!
Ha-ha-ha!
That was easy as pie.
Pie.
Spot, I guess we need a little de-frosting.
Police work sometimes gets a bit sticky.
Oh, Spot.
Now, to really put the skids on him.
Oh, just think.
Now I can say I once went around with the great Hong Kong fooey.
Oh, I guess those bananas gave him the slip.
Ha-ha-ha!
He'd never find me in this secret hideout.
Ha-ha-ha!
Ah!
Hmm, Spot.
It would appear the Gigglers disappeared.
I just have to locate him through my powers of kung fu concentration.
Now, quit pestering me, Spot.
You'll ruin my concentration.
Uh, may the power of kung fu take me to you.
See, Spot?
Right to the Giggler's door.
The powers of kung fu never fail.
Ha-ha-ha!
But hold on.
How do we know for sure it's his place?
That's how we know.
Okay, Spot.
Time to change the fooeymobile into a fooey tank.
How about that, Spot?
The place is empty.
Something with that box over there.
You might as well just give up, Giggler.
I know you're in there.
Ha-ha-ha!
He sure got a lot of this guy, just Spot.
Ha-ha-ha!
Looks like you got the wrong dummy, dummy.
Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, my dummy!
For you, sir, the jig is up.
Surely you mean down.
Ha-ha-ha!
Uh-oh!
Ah!
Now get a load of this jig.
Ah!
Ha-ha-ha!
Looks like the yolk's on you.
Ha-ha-ha!
That does it, Giggler.
This time you've egged me all too far.
Yah!
Go!
Ha!
Eee!
Huh?
Hey!
Ha!
Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, what have you done?
Hey, let me out of here!
This isn't funny!
Spot, some people just got no sense of humor.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Finished at last, Rosemary.
The Golden Gate Bridge.
Perfect at night.
Perfect at every detail.
Oh, that's your best model yet, Sergeant.
Kind of proud of it myself.
Special delivery for Sergeant Flint from Hong Kong Fooey.
From Hong Kong Fooey?
Well, don't just stand there, you dimwit.
Let's see what's inside.
Oh, oh, my model, my masterpiece, ruined.
Penry, you nincompoop!
I got a good mind to...
Ha-ha-ha!
To grab you...
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
I've never even seen the Sergeant smile before, but look at him now.
The giggler must have had some laughing gas left in his lapel, Daisy.
Just as long as it keeps the Sergeant leaving and laughing.
Long enough for me to put his bridge back together.
Huh?
Call the Police ou t.