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[PANTING]

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[PANTING]

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[PANTING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[SCREAMS]

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MAN [IN VOICEOVER]:
"It's. II

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MAN [IN VOICEOVER]:
"It's. II

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MAN [IN VOICEOVER]:
"It's. II

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"It's. II

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"It's. II

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"It's. II

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MEN:
“It's"!

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MEN:
“It's"!

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MEN:
“It's"!

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MAN:
No, no. It's.

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MAN:
No, no. It's.

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MAN:
No, no. It's.

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MAN:
No, no. It's.

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MAN:
No, no. It's.

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MAN:
No, no. It's.

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It's.

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It's.

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It's.

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It's.

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It's...

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[my

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Good evening. Tonight we're going
to take a hard, tough,

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Good evening. Tonight we're going
to take a hard, tough,

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Good evening. Tonight we're going
to take a hard, tough,

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Good evening. Tonight we're going
to take a hard, tough,

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Good evening. Tonight we're going
to take a hard, tough,

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Good evening. Tonight we're going
to take a hard, tough,

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abrasive look at camel spotting.

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abrasive look at camel spotting.

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abrasive look at camel spotting.

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Hello.
Hello, Peter.

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Now, tell me,
what exactly are you doing?

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Now, tell me,
what exactly are you doing?

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Now, tell me,
what exactly are you doing?

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Uh, well, I'm camel spotting.

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I'm spotting to see if there are
any camels that I can spot

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I'm spotting to see if there are
any camels that I can spot

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I'm spotting to see if there are
any camels that I can spot

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I'm spotting to see if there are
any camels that I can spot

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I'm spotting to see if there are
any camels that I can spot

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and put them down
in my camel-spotting book.

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and put them down
in my camel-spotting book.

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Good. And how many camels
have you spotted so far?

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Good. And how many camels
have you spotted so far?

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Good. And how many camels
have you spotted so far?

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Good. And how many camels
have you spotted so far?

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Good. And how many camels
have you spotted so far?

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Well, so far, Peter, up to the present
moment, I've spotted nearly-- Ooh.

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Nearly one.
Nearly one?

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Nearly one.
Nearly one?

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Nearly one.
Nearly one?

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Uh, call it none.
Fine.

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Uh, call it none.
Fine.

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Uh, call it none.
Fine.

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And how long have you been here?
Uh, three years.

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And how long have you been here?
Uh, three years.

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And how long have you been here?
Uh, three years.

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And how long have you been here?
Uh, three years.

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So in, uh, three years
you've spotted no camels?

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So in, uh, three years
you've spotted no camels?

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So in, uh, three years
you've spotted no camels?

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So in, uh, three years
you've spotted no camels?

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So in, uh, three years
you've spotted no camels?

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So in, uh, three years
you've spotted no camels?

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Yes, in only three years.
Uh--

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Yes, in only three years.
Uh--

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Yes, in only three years.
Uh--

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| tell a lie, four. Be fair, five.

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| tell a lie, four. Be fair, five.

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| tell a lie, four. Be fair, five.

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| tell a lie, four. Be fair, five.

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I've been camel spotting
forjust the seven years.

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I've been camel spotting
forjust the seven years.

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I've been camel spotting
forjust the seven years.

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I've been camel spotting
forjust the seven years.

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I've been camel spotting
forjust the seven years.

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Before that, of course,
I was a yeti spotter.

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Before that, of course,
I was a yeti spotter.

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Before that, of course,
I was a yeti spotter.

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A yeti spotter, that must
have been extremely interesting.

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A yeti spotter, that must
have been extremely interesting.

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A yeti spotter, that must
have been extremely interesting.

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A yeti spotter, that must
have been extremely interesting.

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Oh, it was extremely interesting.
Very, very, quite--

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Oh, it was extremely interesting.
Very, very, quite--

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Oh, it was extremely interesting.
Very, very, quite--

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Oh, it was extremely interesting.
Very, very, quite--

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Oh, it was extremely interesting.
Very, very, quite--

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Oh, it was extremely interesting.
Very, very, quite--

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Oh, it was extremely interesting.
Very, very, quite--

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It was dull.

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Dull, dull, dull,
oh, God, it was dull.

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Dull, dull, dull,
oh, God, it was dull.

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Dull, dull, dull,
oh, God, it was dull.

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Dull, dull, dull,
oh, God, it was dull.

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Dull, dull, dull,
oh, God, it was dull.

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Dull, dull, dull,
oh, God, it was dull.

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Dull, dull, dull,
oh, God, it was dull.

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Sitting in the Waterloo waiting room.

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Sitting in the Waterloo waiting room.

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Sitting in the Waterloo waiting room.

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Sitting in the Waterloo waiting room.

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Of course, once you've seen one yeti,
you've seen them all.

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Of course, once you've seen one yeti,
you've seen them all.

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Of course, once you've seen one yeti,
you've seen them all.

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And have you seen them all?
Well, I've seen one.

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And have you seen them all?
Well, I've seen one.

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And have you seen them all?
Well, I've seen one.

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And have you seen them all?
Well, I've seen one.

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Well, a little one. A picture of a little--
I've heard about them.

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Well, a little one. A picture of a little--
I've heard about them.

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Well, a little one. A picture of a little--
I've heard about them.

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Well, a little one. A picture of a little--
I've heard about them.

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Now, tell me, what do you do
when you spot a camel?

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Now, tell me, what do you do
when you spot a camel?

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Now, tell me, what do you do
when you spot a camel?

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Now, tell me, what do you do
when you spot a camel?

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Uh, I take its number.

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Uh, I take its number.

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Uh, I take its number.

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Uh, camels don't have numbers.

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Oh, well, you've got to know
where to look.

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Oh, well, you've got to know
where to look.

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Uh, they're on the side of the engine

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above the piston box.
What?

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above the piston box.
What?

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Uh, of course, you gotta make sure
it's not a dromedary,

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Uh, of course, you gotta make sure
it's not a dromedary,

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cause if it is a dromedary,
it goes in the dromedary book.

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cause if it is a dromedary,
it goes in the dromedary book.

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cause if it is a dromedary,
it goes in the dromedary book.

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Well, how do you tell
if it's a dromedary?

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Well, how do you tell
if it's a dromedary?

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Uh, well, a dromedary
has one hump

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Uh, well, a dromedary
has one hump

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and a camel has a refreshment car,
buffet and ticket collector.

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and a camel has a refreshment car,
buffet and ticket collector.

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and a camel has a refreshment car,
buffet and ticket collector.

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and a camel has a refreshment car,
buffet and ticket collector.

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and a camel has a refreshment car,
buffet and ticket collector.

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and a camel has a refreshment car,
buffet and ticket collector.

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and a camel has a refreshment car,
buffet and ticket collector.

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and a camel has a refreshment car,
buffet and ticket collector.

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and a camel has a refreshment car,
buffet and ticket collector.

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Mr. Sopwith,
aren't you in fact a train spotter?

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Mr. Sopwith,
aren't you in fact a train spotter?

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Mr. Sopwith,
aren't you in fact a train spotter?

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Mr. Sopwith,
aren't you in fact a train spotter?

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Mr. Sopwith,
aren't you in fact a train spotter?

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What?
Don't you in fact spot trains?

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What?
Don't you in fact spot trains?

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What?
Don't you in fact spot trains?

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What?
Don't you in fact spot trains?

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What?
Don't you in fact spot trains?

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What?
Don't you in fact spot trains?

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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MAN'S VOICE: Oh, no, Rasheed, we
can't go on meeting like this.

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MAN'S VOICE: Oh, no, Rasheed, we
can't go on meeting like this.

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MAN'S VOICE: Oh, no, Rasheed, we
can't go on meeting like this.

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MAN'S VOICE: Oh, no, Rasheed, we
can't go on meeting like this.

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MAN'S VOICE 2:
Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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MAN'S VOICE 2:
Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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MAN'S VOICE 2:
Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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MAN'S VOICE 2:
Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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MAN'S VOICE 2:
Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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MAN:
Thirty-nine, forty.

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MAN:
Thirty-nine, forty.

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MAN:
Thirty-nine, forty.

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MAN:
Thirty-nine, forty.

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All right, cut him down,
Mr. Fuller.

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All right, cut him down,
Mr. Fuller.

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All right, cut him down,
Mr. Fuller.

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All right, cut him down,
Mr. Fuller.

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All right, cut him down,
Mr. Fuller.

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All right, cut him down,
Mr. Fuller.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

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Now, look, if anybody else
pinches my phrase,

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Now, look, if anybody else
pinches my phrase,

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Now, look, if anybody else
pinches my phrase,

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Now, look, if anybody else
pinches my phrase,

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I'll throw them under a camel.

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I'll throw them under a camel.

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I'll throw them under a camel.

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If you can spot one.

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[LAUGHS]

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Aw.

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Lady Chairman, sir,
shareholders, ladies and gentlemen.

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Lady Chairman, sir,
shareholders, ladies and gentlemen.

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Lady Chairman, sir,
shareholders, ladies and gentlemen.

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Lady Chairman, sir,
shareholders, ladies and gentlemen.

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Lady Chairman, sir,
shareholders, ladies and gentlemen.

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Lady Chairman, sir,
shareholders, ladies and gentlemen.

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Lady Chairman, sir,
shareholders, ladies and gentlemen.

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Lady Chairman, sir,
shareholders, ladies and gentlemen.

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l have great pleasure
in announcing

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l have great pleasure
in announcing

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that owing to a cutback on surplus
expenditure of 12 million Canadian dollars,

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that owing to a cutback on surplus
expenditure of 12 million Canadian dollars,

232
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that owing to a cutback on surplus
expenditure of 12 million Canadian dollars,

233
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that owing to a cutback on surplus
expenditure of 12 million Canadian dollars,

234
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that owing to a cutback on surplus
expenditure of 12 million Canadian dollars,

235
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plus a refund of seven and a half million
Deutschmarks from the Swiss branch,

236
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plus a refund of seven and a half million
Deutschmarks from the Swiss branch,

237
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plus a refund of seven and a half million
Deutschmarks from the Swiss branch,

238
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plus a refund of seven and a half million
Deutschmarks from the Swiss branch,

239
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plus a refund of seven and a half million
Deutschmarks from the Swiss branch,

240
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plus a refund of seven and a half million
Deutschmarks from the Swiss branch,

241
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plus a refund of seven and a half million
Deutschmarks from the Swiss branch,

242
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and in addition, adding the debenture
preference stock of 3.75 million

243
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and in addition, adding the debenture
preference stock of 3.75 million

244
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and in addition, adding the debenture
preference stock of 3.75 million

245
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and in addition, adding the debenture
preference stock of 3.75 million

246
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and in addition, adding the debenture
preference stock of 3.75 million

247
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and in addition, adding the debenture
preference stock of 3.75 million

248
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to the director's reserve
currency account of 7.5 million,

249
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to the director's reserve
currency account of 7.5 million,

250
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to the director's reserve
currency account of 7.5 million,

251
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to the director's reserve
currency account of 7.5 million,

252
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to the director's reserve
currency account of 7.5 million,

253
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plus an upward expenditure margin
of 11,500 lira,

254
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plus an upward expenditure margin
of 11,500 lira,

255
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plus an upward expenditure margin
of 11,500 lira,

256
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plus an upward expenditure margin
of 11,500 lira,

257
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plus an upward expenditure margin
of 11,500 lira,

258
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due to a rise in capital investment
of 10 million pounds,

259
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due to a rise in capital investment
of 10 million pounds,

260
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due to a rise in capital investment
of 10 million pounds,

261
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due to a rise in capital investment
of 10 million pounds,

262
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due to a rise in capital investment
of 10 million pounds,

263
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this firm last year
made a complete profit of a shilling.

264
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this firm last year
made a complete profit of a shilling.

265
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this firm last year
made a complete profit of a shilling.

266
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this firm last year
made a complete profit of a shilling.

267
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this firm last year
made a complete profit of a shilling.

268
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A shilling, Wilkins?
Uh, roughly, yes, sir.

269
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A shilling, Wilkins?
Uh, roughly, yes, sir.

270
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A shilling, Wilkins?
Uh, roughly, yes, sir.

271
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A shilling, Wilkins?
Uh, roughly, yes, sir.

272
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A shilling, Wilkins?
Uh, roughly, yes, sir.

273
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Wilkins, I am the chairman of
a multimillion-pound corporation,

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Wilkins, I am the chairman of
a multimillion-pound corporation,

275
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Wilkins, I am the chairman of
a multimillion-pound corporation,

276
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Wilkins, I am the chairman of
a multimillion-pound corporation,

277
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Wilkins, I am the chairman of
a multimillion-pound corporation,

278
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Wilkins, I am the chairman of
a multimillion-pound corporation,

279
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and you are a very new
chartered accountant.

280
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and you are a very new
chartered accountant.

281
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and you are a very new
chartered accountant.

282
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and you are a very new
chartered accountant.

283
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and you are a very new
chartered accountant.

284
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Isn't it possible there may have been
some mistake?

285
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Isn't it possible there may have been
some mistake?

286
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Isn't it possible there may have been
some mistake?

287
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Isn't it possible there may have been
some mistake?

288
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Isn't it possible there may have been
some mistake?

289
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Well, that's very kind of you, sir, but I
don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet.

290
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Well, that's very kind of you, sir, but I
don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet.

291
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Well, that's very kind of you, sir, but I
don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet.

292
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Well, that's very kind of you, sir, but I
don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet.

293
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Well, that's very kind of you, sir, but I
don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet.

294
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Well, that's very kind of you, sir, but I
don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet.

295
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Wilkins. Wilkins,
this shilling, is it net or gross?

296
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Wilkins. Wilkins,
this shilling, is it net or gross?

297
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Wilkins. Wilkins,
this shilling, is it net or gross?

298
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Wilkins. Wilkins,
this shilling, is it net or gross?

299
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Wilkins. Wilkins,
this shilling, is it net or gross?

300
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It's British, sir.

301
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It's British, sir.

302
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Yes, has tax been paid on it?
Yes, this is after tax.

303
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Yes, has tax been paid on it?
Yes, this is after tax.

304
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Yes, has tax been paid on it?
Yes, this is after tax.

305
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Yes, has tax been paid on it?
Yes, this is after tax.

306
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Yes, has tax been paid on it?
Yes, this is after tax.

307
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Owing to the rigorous bite
of the income tax,

308
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Owing to the rigorous bite
of the income tax,

309
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five pence of a further sixpence was
swallowed up in tax.

310
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five pence of a further sixpence was
swallowed up in tax.

311
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five pence of a further sixpence was
swallowed up in tax.

312
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five pence of a further sixpence was
swallowed up in tax.

313
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five pence of a further sixpence was
swallowed up in tax.

314
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five pence of a further sixpence was
swallowed up in tax.

315
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five pence of a further sixpence was
swallowed up in tax.

316
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
Yes, sir.

317
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
Yes, sir.

318
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
Yes, sir.

319
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
Yes, sir.

320
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
Yes, sir.

321
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
That's right, sir.

322
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
That's right, sir.

323
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
That's right, sir.

324
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
That's right, sir.

325
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Five pence of a further sixpence?
That's right, sir.

326
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Then where is the other penny?

327
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Then where is the other penny?

328
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Then where is the other penny?

329
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Then where is the other penny?

330
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Then where is the other penny?

331
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Oh.

332
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That makes you a penny short,
Wilkins. Where is it?

333
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That makes you a penny short,
Wilkins. Where is it?

334
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That makes you a penny short,
Wilkins. Where is it?

335
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That makes you a penny short,
Wilkins. Where is it?

336
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That makes you a penny short,
Wilkins. Where is it?

337
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That makes you a penny short,
Wilkins. Where is it?

338
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Uh...
Wilkins?

339
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Uh...
Wilkins?

340
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Uh...
Wilkins?

341
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Uh...
Wilkins?

342
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Uh...
Wilkins?

343
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[SOBBING]
| embezzled it, sir.

344
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[SOBBING]
| embezzled it, sir.

345
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What? All of it?
Yes, all of it.

346
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What? All of it?
Yes, all of it.

347
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What? All of it?
Yes, all of it.

348
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What? All of it?
Yes, all of it.

349
00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,634
You naughty person.

350
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It's my first.
Please be gentle with me.

351
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It's my first.
Please be gentle with me.

352
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It's my first.
Please be gentle with me.

353
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It's my first.
Please be gentle with me.

354
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I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty
to inform you that you're fired.

355
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I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty
to inform you that you're fired.

356
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I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty
to inform you that you're fired.

357
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I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty
to inform you that you're fired.

358
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I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty
to inform you that you're fired.

359
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Oh, please, please.
No, out!

360
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Oh, please, please.
No, out!

361
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Oh, please, please.
No, out!

362
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Oh, please, please.
No, out!

363
00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,078
Yes, there's no place for sentiment
in big business.

364
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Yes, there's no place for sentiment
in big business.

365
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Yes, there's no place for sentiment
in big business.

366
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Yes, there's no place for sentiment
in big business.

367
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Yes, there's no place for sentiment
in big business.

368
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Oh, you're no fun anymore.

369
00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:04,838
I heard that. Who said that?

370
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I heard that. Who said that?

371
00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:06,638
He did! He did!
No, I didn't.

372
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He did! He did!
No, I didn't.

373
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He did! He did!
No, I didn't.

374
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ALL: Ooh!
Right.

375
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ALL: Ooh!
Right.

376
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ALL: Ooh!
Right.

377
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ALL: Ooh!
Right.

378
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[TRAIN WHISTLES, APPROACHES]

379
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[TRAIN WHISTLES, APPROACHES]

380
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[TRAIN WHISTLES, APPROACHES]

381
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MAN:
Here is the address to complain to.

382
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MAN:
Here is the address to complain to.

383
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MAN:
Here is the address to complain to.

384
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MAN:
Here is the address to complain to.

385
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The Royal Frog
Trampling Institute,

386
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The Royal Frog
Trampling Institute,

387
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16 Rayners Lane,
London, W. C. Fields.

388
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16 Rayners Lane,
London, W. C. Fields.

389
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16 Rayners Lane,
London, W. C. Fields.

390
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16 Rayners Lane,
London, W. C. Fields.

391
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16 Rayners Lane,
London, W. C. Fields.

392
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16 Rayners Lane,
London, W. C. Fields.

393
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16 Rayners Lane,
London, W. C. Fields.

394
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I'll just repeat that.

395
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

396
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

397
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

398
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

399
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

400
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

401
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

402
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

403
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

404
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Tristram and Isolde Phillips, 730
Covent Garden Saturday, near Sunday,

405
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and afterwards at
the Inigo Jones Fish Emporium.

406
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and afterwards at
the Inigo Jones Fish Emporium.

407
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and afterwards at
the Inigo Jones Fish Emporium.

408
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and afterwards at
the Inigo Jones Fish Emporium.

409
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and afterwards at
the Inigo Jones Fish Emporium.

410
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They want to put the licence fee up?

411
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They want to put the licence fee up?

412
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They want to put the licence fee up?

413
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They want to put the licence fee up?

414
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They want to put the licence fee up?

415
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They want to put the licence fee up?

416
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They want to put the licence fee up?

417
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

418
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

419
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

420
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

421
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

422
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

423
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

424
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

425
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

426
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

427
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And now here is a reminder about leaving
your radio on during the night.

428
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Leave your radio on
during the night.

429
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Leave your radio on
during the night.

430
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Leave your radio on
during the night.

431
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Leave your radio on
during the night.

432
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Leave your radio on
during the night.

433
00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:51,918
Leave your radio on
during the night.

434
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Leave your radio on
during the night.

435
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A little joke, a little jest.

436
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A little joke, a little jest.

437
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Nothing to worry about,
ladies and gentlemen.

438
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Nothing to worry about,
ladies and gentlemen.

439
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Nothing to worry about,
ladies and gentlemen.

440
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Now we've got some science fiction
for you, some sci-fi,

441
00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:00,518
Now we've got some science fiction
for you, some sci-fi,

442
00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:00,918
Now we've got some science fiction
for you, some sci-fi,

443
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:01,318
Now we've got some science fiction
for you, some sci-fi,

444
00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:01,718
Now we've got some science fiction
for you, some sci-fi,

445
00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,118
Now we've got some science fiction
for you, some sci-fi,

446
00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:02,518
Now we've got some science fiction
for you, some sci-fi,

447
00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,589
Now we've got some science fiction
for you, some sci-fi,

448
00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:04,158
something to send
the shivers up your spine,

449
00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:04,558
something to send
the shivers up your spine,

450
00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,879
something to send
the shivers up your spine,

451
00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:06,438
send the creepy crawlies
down your lager and limes.

452
00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:06,838
send the creepy crawlies
down your lager and limes.

453
00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:07,238
send the creepy crawlies
down your lager and limes.

454
00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:07,638
send the creepy crawlies
down your lager and limes.

455
00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,038
send the creepy crawlies
down your lager and limes.

456
00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,234
send the creepy crawlies
down your lager and limes.

457
00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:09,798
All the lads have contributed to it,
it's a little number entitled:

458
00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,198
All the lads have contributed to it,
it's a little number entitled:

459
00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:10,598
All the lads have contributed to it,
it's a little number entitled:

460
00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:10,998
All the lads have contributed to it,
it's a little number entitled:

461
00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:11,398
All the lads have contributed to it,
it's a little number entitled:

462
00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,719
All the lads have contributed to it,
it's a little number entitled:

463
00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,278
"Science-Fiction Sketch."

464
00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:13,678
"Science-Fiction Sketch."

465
00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,078
"Science-Fiction Sketch."

466
00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,229
"Science-Fiction Sketch."

467
00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:15,878
[CLAPS WEAKLY]

468
00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,278
[CLAPS WEAKLY]

469
00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,474
[CLAPS WEAKLY]

470
00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:18,278
NARRATOR [IN AMERICAN ACCENT]:
The universe consists

471
00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,599
NARRATOR [IN AMERICAN ACCENT]:
The universe consists

472
00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:19,998
of a billion, billion galaxies.

473
00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:20,398
of a billion, billion galaxies.

474
00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,719
of a billion, billion galaxies.

475
00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:22,158
Seventy-seven billion miles across.

476
00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:22,558
Seventy-seven billion miles across.

477
00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:22,958
Seventy-seven billion miles across.

478
00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,358
Seventy-seven billion miles across.

479
00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,713
Seventy-seven billion miles across.

480
00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,278
And every galaxy is made up
of a billion, zillion stars.

481
00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:25,678
And every galaxy is made up
of a billion, zillion stars.

482
00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:26,078
And every galaxy is made up
of a billion, zillion stars.

483
00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:26,478
And every galaxy is made up
of a billion, zillion stars.

484
00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:26,878
And every galaxy is made up
of a billion, zillion stars.

485
00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,278
And every galaxy is made up
of a billion, zillion stars.

486
00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:27,678
And every galaxy is made up
of a billion, zillion stars.

487
00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,078
And every galaxy is made up
of a billion, zillion stars.

488
00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,399
And every galaxy is made up
of a billion, zillion stars.

489
00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:29,958
And around these stars
circle a billion planets.

490
00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:30,358
And around these stars
circle a billion planets.

491
00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:30,758
And around these stars
circle a billion planets.

492
00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,158
And around these stars
circle a billion planets.

493
00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:31,558
And around these stars
circle a billion planets.

494
00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:31,958
And around these stars
circle a billion planets.

495
00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,359
And around these stars
circle a billion planets.

496
00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:33,918
And of all of these planets,
the greenest

497
00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:34,318
And of all of these planets,
the greenest

498
00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:34,718
And of all of these planets,
the greenest

499
00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,073
And of all of these planets,
the greenest

500
00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:36,638
and the pleasantest
is the planet Earth,

501
00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:37,038
and the pleasantest
is the planet Earth,

502
00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:37,438
and the pleasantest
is the planet Earth,

503
00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:37,838
and the pleasantest
is the planet Earth,

504
00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,238
and the pleasantest
is the planet Earth,

505
00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:38,638
and the pleasantest
is the planet Earth,

506
00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,914
and the pleasantest
is the planet Earth,

507
00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:40,478
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

508
00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:40,878
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

509
00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:41,278
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

510
00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:41,678
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

511
00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,078
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

512
00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:42,478
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

513
00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:42,878
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

514
00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:43,278
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

515
00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:43,678
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

516
00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,078
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

517
00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:44,478
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

518
00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,674
in the system of 80/, in the
galaxy known as the Milky Way.

519
00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,238
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

520
00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:46,638
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

521
00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,038
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

522
00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:47,438
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

523
00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:47,838
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

524
00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:48,238
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

525
00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:48,638
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

526
00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,038
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

527
00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:49,438
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

528
00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:49,838
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

529
00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,239
And it was to this world that
creatures of an alien planet came,

530
00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:51,798
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

531
00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,198
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

532
00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:52,598
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

533
00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:52,998
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

534
00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:53,398
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

535
00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:53,798
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

536
00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,198
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

537
00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:54,598
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

538
00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:54,998
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

539
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:55,398
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

540
00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:55,798
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

541
00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,198
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

542
00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,428
to conquer and destroy
the very heart of civilization.

543
00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:00,358
It was a day like many another,

544
00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,509
It was a day like many another,

545
00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:02,078
and Mr. and Mrs.
Samuel Brainsample

546
00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:02,478
and Mr. and Mrs.
Samuel Brainsample

547
00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,754
and Mr. and Mrs.
Samuel Brainsample

548
00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:04,318
were a perfectly ordinary couple,
leading perfectly ordinary lives.

549
00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:04,718
were a perfectly ordinary couple,
leading perfectly ordinary lives.

550
00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,118
were a perfectly ordinary couple,
leading perfectly ordinary lives.

551
00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:05,518
were a perfectly ordinary couple,
leading perfectly ordinary lives.

552
00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:05,918
were a perfectly ordinary couple,
leading perfectly ordinary lives.

553
00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,318
were a perfectly ordinary couple,
leading perfectly ordinary lives.

554
00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:06,718
were a perfectly ordinary couple,
leading perfectly ordinary lives.

555
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,948
were a perfectly ordinary couple,
leading perfectly ordinary lives.

556
00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:08,518
The sort of people to whom nothing
extraordinary ever happened,

557
00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:08,918
The sort of people to whom nothing
extraordinary ever happened,

558
00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:09,318
The sort of people to whom nothing
extraordinary ever happened,

559
00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:09,718
The sort of people to whom nothing
extraordinary ever happened,

560
00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,118
The sort of people to whom nothing
extraordinary ever happened,

561
00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:10,518
The sort of people to whom nothing
extraordinary ever happened,

562
00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:10,918
The sort of people to whom nothing
extraordinary ever happened,

563
00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,069
The sort of people to whom nothing
extraordinary ever happened,

564
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:12,638
and not the kind of people
to be the centre of

565
00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,038
and not the kind of people
to be the centre of

566
00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:13,438
and not the kind of people
to be the centre of

567
00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,634
and not the kind of people
to be the centre of

568
00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,238
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

569
00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:15,638
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

570
00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:16,038
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

571
00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:16,438
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

572
00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:16,838
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

573
00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:17,238
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

574
00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:17,638
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

575
00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,038
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

576
00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:18,438
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

577
00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:18,838
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

578
00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:19,238
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

579
00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,514
one of the most astounding
incidents in the history of mankind.

580
00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:21,398
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

581
00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:21,798
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

582
00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,198
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

583
00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:22,598
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

584
00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:22,998
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

585
00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,398
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

586
00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:23,798
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

587
00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,198
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

588
00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:24,598
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

589
00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,919
So let's forget about them and follow
instead the destiny of this man.

590
00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:26,478
Harold Potter, gardener
and tax official,

591
00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:26,878
Harold Potter, gardener
and tax official,

592
00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:27,278
Harold Potter, gardener
and tax official,

593
00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:27,678
Harold Potter, gardener
and tax official,

594
00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:28,078
Harold Potter, gardener
and tax official,

595
00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:28,478
Harold Potter, gardener
and tax official,

596
00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:28,878
Harold Potter, gardener
and tax official,

597
00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:29,278
Harold Potter, gardener
and tax official,

598
00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,508
Harold Potter, gardener
and tax official,

599
00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:31,078
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

600
00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:31,478
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

601
00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:31,878
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

602
00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:32,278
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

603
00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:32,678
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

604
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,078
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

605
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:33,478
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

606
00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:33,878
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

607
00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:34,278
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

608
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:34,678
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

609
00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,078
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

610
00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,308
first victim of creatures
from another planet.

611
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:05,638
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

612
00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:06,038
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

613
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,234
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

614
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:11,798
MAN: Read all about it! Read all about it!
Man turns into Scotsman!

615
00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,198
MAN: Read all about it! Read all about it!
Man turns into Scotsman!

616
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:12,598
MAN: Read all about it! Read all about it!
Man turns into Scotsman!

617
00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,794
MAN: Read all about it! Read all about it!
Man turns into Scotsman!

618
00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:15,838
Mrs. Potter, you knew Mr.
Potter quite well, I believe?

619
00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:16,238
Mrs. Potter, you knew Mr.
Potter quite well, I believe?

620
00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,593
Mrs. Potter, you knew Mr.
Potter quite well, I believe?

621
00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:18,158
Oh, yes, quite well.
He was me husband.

622
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:18,558
Oh, yes, quite well.
He was me husband.

623
00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,709
Oh, yes, quite well.
He was me husband.

624
00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:20,278
And, uh, he never showed
any inclination towards

625
00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:20,678
And, uh, he never showed
any inclination towards

626
00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:21,078
And, uh, he never showed
any inclination towards

627
00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,115
And, uh, he never showed
any inclination towards

628
00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:22,678
being a Scotsman
before this happened?

629
00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:23,078
being a Scotsman
before this happened?

630
00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,115
being a Scotsman
before this happened?

631
00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:24,678
No, no. Not at all.
He was not that sort of person.

632
00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:25,078
No, no. Not at all.
He was not that sort of person.

633
00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,229
No, no. Not at all.
He was not that sort of person.

634
00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:26,838
He didn't, uh, wear a kilt
or play the bagpipes?

635
00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:27,238
He didn't, uh, wear a kilt
or play the bagpipes?

636
00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,275
He didn't, uh, wear a kilt
or play the bagpipes?

637
00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:28,838
No, no, no.
He never got drunk at night

638
00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,193
No, no, no.
He never got drunk at night

639
00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:30,758
or brought home black puddings?
No, no. Not at all.

640
00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:31,158
or brought home black puddings?
No, no. Not at all.

641
00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:31,558
or brought home black puddings?
No, no. Not at all.

642
00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,959
or brought home black puddings?
No, no. Not at all.

643
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:33,558
He didn't have an inadequate
brain capacity?

644
00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:33,958
He didn't have an inadequate
brain capacity?

645
00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,279
He didn't have an inadequate
brain capacity?

646
00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:35,838
No, no. Not at all.
| see.

647
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,239
No, no. Not at all.
| see.

648
00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:37,838
So by your account, Harold Potter
was a perfectly ordinary Englishman

649
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:38,238
So by your account, Harold Potter
was a perfectly ordinary Englishman

650
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:38,638
So by your account, Harold Potter
was a perfectly ordinary Englishman

651
00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:39,038
So by your account, Harold Potter
was a perfectly ordinary Englishman

652
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:39,438
So by your account, Harold Potter
was a perfectly ordinary Englishman

653
00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:39,838
So by your account, Harold Potter
was a perfectly ordinary Englishman

654
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,034
So by your account, Harold Potter
was a perfectly ordinary Englishman

655
00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:41,638
without any tendency towards
being a Scotsman whatsoever?

656
00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,038
without any tendency towards
being a Scotsman whatsoever?

657
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:42,438
without any tendency towards
being a Scotsman whatsoever?

658
00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:42,838
without any tendency towards
being a Scotsman whatsoever?

659
00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,193
without any tendency towards
being a Scotsman whatsoever?

660
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:44,758
Absolutely, yes.

661
00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,875
Absolutely, yes.

662
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:46,438
Mind you, he did always watch
Doctor Finlay on the television.

663
00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:46,838
Mind you, he did always watch
Doctor Finlay on the television.

664
00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,238
Mind you, he did always watch
Doctor Finlay on the television.

665
00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:47,638
Mind you, he did always watch
Doctor Finlay on the television.

666
00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,038
Mind you, he did always watch
Doctor Finlay on the television.

667
00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,189
Mind you, he did always watch
Doctor Finlay on the television.

668
00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,029
Aha!

669
00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:51,638
Well, that's it, you see.
That's how it starts.

670
00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,038
Well, that's it, you see.
That's how it starts.

671
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:52,438
Well, that's it, you see.
That's how it starts.

672
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,589
Well, that's it, you see.
That's how it starts.

673
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,158
I beg your pardon?
Well, you see,

674
00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,479
I beg your pardon?
Well, you see,

675
00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:56,038
"Scottishness" starts with
little things like that and works up.

676
00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:56,438
"Scottishness" starts with
little things like that and works up.

677
00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:56,838
"Scottishness" starts with
little things like that and works up.

678
00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:57,238
"Scottishness" starts with
little things like that and works up.

679
00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:57,638
"Scottishness" starts with
little things like that and works up.

680
00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,038
"Scottishness" starts with
little things like that and works up.

681
00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,359
"Scottishness" starts with
little things like that and works up.

682
00:09:59,520 --> 00:09:59,918
You see, people don'tjust turn into
a Scotsman for no reason at all.

683
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:00,318
You see, people don'tjust turn into
a Scotsman for no reason at all.

684
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:00,718
You see, people don'tjust turn into
a Scotsman for no reason at all.

685
00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:01,118
You see, people don'tjust turn into
a Scotsman for no reason at all.

686
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:01,518
You see, people don'tjust turn into
a Scotsman for no reason at all.

687
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:01,918
You see, people don'tjust turn into
a Scotsman for no reason at all.

688
00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,273
You see, people don'tjust turn into
a Scotsman for no reason at all.

689
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:04,838
[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]
No further questions!

690
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,034
[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]
No further questions!

691
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:06,598
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

692
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:06,998
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

693
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,194
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

694
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,669
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

695
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:20,678
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

696
00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,078
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

697
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,274
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

698
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:28,518
[PLAYS JAZZ M USIC]

699
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:28,918
[PLAYS JAZZ M USIC]

700
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,114
[PLAYS JAZZ M USIC]

701
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,118
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

702
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,235
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

703
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,038
Halt!

704
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,314
Halt!

705
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:34,878
Left tu rn!

706
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,278
Left tu rn!

707
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:35,678
Left tu rn!

708
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:36,078
Left tu rn!

709
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,195
Left tu rn!

710
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,038
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

711
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:40,438
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

712
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,634
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

713
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:51,878
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

714
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:52,278
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

715
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,474
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

716
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:58,598
Charles?
Darling.

717
00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,874
Charles?
Darling.

718
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:00,998
Charles?
Darling, darling.

719
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:01,398
Charles?
Darling, darling.

720
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:01,798
Charles?
Darling, darling.

721
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,869
Charles?
Darling, darling.

722
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:03,478
Charles, there's something
I've got to tell you.

723
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:03,878
Charles, there's something
I've got to tell you.

724
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:04,278
Charles, there's something
I've got to tell you.

725
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,349
Charles, there's something
I've got to tell you.

726
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:05,918
What is it, darling?
It's Daddy,

727
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,318
What is it, darling?
It's Daddy,

728
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:06,718
What is it, darling?
It's Daddy,

729
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,869
What is it, darling?
It's Daddy,

730
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:08,478
he's turned into a Scotsman.

731
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:08,878
he's turned into a Scotsman.

732
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,029
he's turned into a Scotsman.

733
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:10,598
What? Mr. Llewellyn?

734
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:10,998
What? Mr. Llewellyn?

735
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:11,398
What? Mr. Llewellyn?

736
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,515
What? Mr. Llewellyn?

737
00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,078
Yes, Charles.
Help me, please help me.

738
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:13,478
Yes, Charles.
Help me, please help me.

739
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:13,878
Yes, Charles.
Help me, please help me.

740
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,278
Yes, Charles.
Help me, please help me.

741
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:14,678
Yes, Charles.
Help me, please help me.

742
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:15,715
Yes, Charles.
Help me, please help me.

743
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,199
But what can I do?

744
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:17,758
Surely, Charles,
you're the chief scientist

745
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,158
Surely, Charles,
you're the chief scientist

746
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:18,558
Surely, Charles,
you're the chief scientist

747
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:18,958
Surely, Charles,
you're the chief scientist

748
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:19,358
Surely, Charles,
you're the chief scientist

749
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,395
Surely, Charles,
you're the chief scientist

750
00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:20,958
at the Anthropological
Research Institute at Butley Down.

751
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:21,358
at the Anthropological
Research Institute at Butley Down.

752
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:21,758
at the Anthropological
Research Institute at Butley Down.

753
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,158
at the Anthropological
Research Institute at Butley Down.

754
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:22,558
at the Anthropological
Research Institute at Butley Down.

755
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:22,958
at the Anthropological
Research Institute at Butley Down.

756
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:23,358
at the Anthropological
Research Institute at Butley Down.

757
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:23,758
at the Anthropological
Research Institute at Butley Down.

758
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,909
at the Anthropological
Research Institute at Butley Down.

759
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:25,478
An expert in what makes people change
from one nationality to another.

760
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:25,878
An expert in what makes people change
from one nationality to another.

761
00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:26,278
An expert in what makes people change
from one nationality to another.

762
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:26,678
An expert in what makes people change
from one nationality to another.

763
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,078
An expert in what makes people change
from one nationality to another.

764
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:27,478
An expert in what makes people change
from one nationality to another.

765
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,629
An expert in what makes people change
from one nationality to another.

766
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:29,238
So lam.

767
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:29,638
So lam.

768
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,675
So lam.

769
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:31,478
This is right up my street.

770
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,595
This is right up my street.

771
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:33,238
Oh, good.

772
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,389
Oh, good.

773
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:34,958
Now, first of all, why would anyone
turn into a Scotsman?

774
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:35,358
Now, first of all, why would anyone
turn into a Scotsman?

775
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:35,758
Now, first of all, why would anyone
turn into a Scotsman?

776
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,158
Now, first of all, why would anyone
turn into a Scotsman?

777
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:36,558
Now, first of all, why would anyone
turn into a Scotsman?

778
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:37,709
Now, first of all, why would anyone
turn into a Scotsman?

779
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:38,278
Um... For-- For business reasons?
No, no.

780
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:38,678
Um... For-- For business reasons?
No, no.

781
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,078
Um... For-- For business reasons?
No, no.

782
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,479
Um... For-- For business reasons?
No, no.

783
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,038
Only because he has no control
over his own destiny.

784
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:41,438
Only because he has no control
over his own destiny.

785
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:41,838
Only because he has no control
over his own destiny.

786
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,068
Only because he has no control
over his own destiny.

787
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,559
Look, I'll show you.

788
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,633
WOMAN: | see.
CHARLES: Yes.

789
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,238
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

790
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:50,638
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

791
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,038
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

792
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:51,438
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

793
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:51,838
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

794
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,238
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

795
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:52,638
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

796
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,038
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

797
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:53,438
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

798
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,509
So this means that some person
or persons unknown

799
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,078
is turning all these people
into Scotsmen.

800
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:55,478
is turning all these people
into Scotsmen.

801
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,879
is turning all these people
into Scotsmen.

802
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:57,478
Oh, what kind of heartless fiend
could do that to a man?

803
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:57,878
Oh, what kind of heartless fiend
could do that to a man?

804
00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:58,278
Oh, what kind of heartless fiend
could do that to a man?

805
00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:58,678
Oh, what kind of heartless fiend
could do that to a man?

806
00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,078
Oh, what kind of heartless fiend
could do that to a man?

807
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,149
Oh, what kind of heartless fiend
could do that to a man?

808
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:00,718
I don't know.

809
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,755
I don't know.

810
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:02,318
I don't know.

811
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,514
I don't know.

812
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,078
All I know is that these people are
streaming north of the border

813
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:04,478
All I know is that these people are
streaming north of the border

814
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:04,878
All I know is that these people are
streaming north of the border

815
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,278
All I know is that these people are
streaming north of the border

816
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,508
All I know is that these people are
streaming north of the border

817
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,078
at the rate of thousands every hour.
If we don't act fast,

818
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:07,478
at the rate of thousands every hour.
If we don't act fast,

819
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:07,878
at the rate of thousands every hour.
If we don't act fast,

820
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:08,278
at the rate of thousands every hour.
If we don't act fast,

821
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,474
at the rate of thousands every hour.
If we don't act fast,

822
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,038
Scotland will be choked
with Scotsmen.

823
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:10,438
Scotland will be choked
with Scotsmen.

824
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,589
Scotland will be choked
with Scotsmen.

825
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:13,478
Ooh!

826
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,799
Ooh!

827
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:15,518
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYING]

828
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:15,918
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYING]

829
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,114
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYING]

830
00:12:59,200 --> 00:12:59,598
NARRATOR: Soon Scotland
was full of Scotsmen.

831
00:12:59,600 --> 00:12:59,998
NARRATOR: Soon Scotland
was full of Scotsmen.

832
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,228
NARRATOR: Soon Scotland
was full of Scotsmen.

833
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,238
The overcrowding was pitiful.

834
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:02,638
The overcrowding was pitiful.

835
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,038
The overcrowding was pitiful.

836
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:03,438
The overcrowding was pitiful.

837
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:03,838
The overcrowding was pitiful.

838
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,068
The overcrowding was pitiful.

839
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,118
Three men to a caber.

840
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:06,518
Three men to a caber.

841
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:06,918
Three men to a caber.

842
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,318
Three men to a caber.

843
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,469
Three men to a caber.

844
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:15,318
[CHATTERING]

845
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:15,718
[CHATTERING]

846
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:16,914
[CHATTERING]

847
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,238
[CHATTERING ENDS]

848
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:19,638
[CHATTERING ENDS]

849
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,675
[CHATTERING ENDS]

850
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:21,238
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

851
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:21,638
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

852
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,834
[BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS]

853
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:26,838
[DOGS BARKING]

854
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,238
[DOGS BARKING]

855
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,434
[DOGS BARKING]

856
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:39,998
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

857
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:40,398
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

858
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:40,798
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

859
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,198
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

860
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:41,598
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

861
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:41,998
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

862
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,398
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

863
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:42,798
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

864
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,198
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

865
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,519
NARRATOR: For the few who remained,
life was increasingly difficult.

866
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:07,758
[RATTLING]

867
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,158
[RATTLING]

868
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,354
[RATTLING]

869
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:11,718
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

870
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,948
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

871
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,119
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

872
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,789
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

873
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,274
Charles!

874
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:45,838
Thank goodness I've found you.
It's Mummy.

875
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,238
Thank goodness I've found you.
It's Mummy.

876
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,275
Thank goodness I've found you.
It's Mummy.

877
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,668
Hello, mummy.

878
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:49,238
No, no. Mummy's turned
into a Scotsman.

879
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:49,638
No, no. Mummy's turned
into a Scotsman.

880
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,038
No, no. Mummy's turned
into a Scotsman.

881
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:50,438
No, no. Mummy's turned
into a Scotsman.

882
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,634
No, no. Mummy's turned
into a Scotsman.

883
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,238
Oh, how horrible.

884
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,593
Oh, how horrible.

885
00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,078
Will they stop at nothing?

886
00:14:59,080 --> 00:14:59,478
Will they stop at nothing?

887
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,549
Will they stop at nothing?

888
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,118
I don't know,
do you think they will?

889
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,314
I don't know,
do you think they will?

890
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:02,878
I meant that rhetorically.
What does "rhetorically" mean?

891
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:03,278
I meant that rhetorically.
What does "rhetorically" mean?

892
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:03,678
I meant that rhetorically.
What does "rhetorically" mean?

893
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,078
I meant that rhetorically.
What does "rhetorically" mean?

894
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:04,478
I meant that rhetorically.
What does "rhetorically" mean?

895
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:04,878
I meant that rhetorically.
What does "rhetorically" mean?

896
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,915
I meant that rhetorically.
What does "rhetorically" mean?

897
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:06,478
It means I didn't expect an answer.
Oh, I see.

898
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:06,878
It means I didn't expect an answer.
Oh, I see.

899
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:07,278
It means I didn't expect an answer.
Oh, I see.

900
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,474
It means I didn't expect an answer.
Oh, I see.

901
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,038
Oh, you're so clever, Charles.

902
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:09,438
Oh, you're so clever, Charles.

903
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:09,838
Oh, you're so clever, Charles.

904
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:10,875
Oh, you're so clever, Charles.

905
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:11,438
Did mummy say anything
as she changed?

906
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:11,838
Did mummy say anything
as she changed?

907
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,238
Did mummy say anything
as she changed?

908
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:12,638
Did mummy say anything
as she changed?

909
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,038
Did mummy say anything
as she changed?

910
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:13,438
Did mummy say anything
as she changed?

911
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,714
Did mummy say anything
as she changed?

912
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,278
Yes. She did,
now you come to mention it.

913
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:15,678
Yes. She did,
now you come to mention it.

914
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,078
Yes. She did,
now you come to mention it.

915
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:16,478
Yes. She did,
now you come to mention it.

916
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:16,878
Yes. She did,
now you come to mention it.

917
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,278
Yes. She did,
now you come to mention it.

918
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,633
Yes. She did,
now you come to mention it.

919
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,719
[GRUNTS]

920
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:27,438
Well, what was it?
Oh, she said:

921
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:27,838
Well, what was it?
Oh, she said:

922
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,238
Well, what was it?
Oh, she said:

923
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,593
Well, what was it?
Oh, she said:

924
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,949
"Them."

925
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,109
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

926
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,914
IS that someone at the door?

927
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:35,478
No, it's just the incidental
music for this scene.

928
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:35,878
No, it's just the incidental
music for this scene.

929
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,108
No, it's just the incidental
music for this scene.

930
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:37,678
Oh, I see.

931
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,078
Oh, I see.

932
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,274
Oh, I see.

933
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:39,958
"Them." Wait a minute.

934
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,358
"Them." Wait a minute.

935
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,429
"Them." Wait a minute.

936
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:42,518
A whole minute?

937
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,589
A whole minute?

938
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,158
No, I meant that metaphorically.

939
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:44,558
No, I meant that metaphorically.

940
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,879
No, I meant that metaphorically.

941
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:46,438
Them, them. She was obviously
referring to the people

942
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:46,838
Them, them. She was obviously
referring to the people

943
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:47,238
Them, them. She was obviously
referring to the people

944
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:47,638
Them, them. She was obviously
referring to the people

945
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,038
Them, them. She was obviously
referring to the people

946
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,075
Them, them. She was obviously
referring to the people

947
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:49,638
who turned her into a Scotsman.

948
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,038
who turned her into a Scotsman.

949
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,109
who turned her into a Scotsman.

950
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:51,678
If only we knew who they were

951
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,078
If only we knew who they were

952
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:52,478
If only we knew who they were

953
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:52,878
If only we knew who they were

954
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,915
If only we knew who they were

955
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:54,478
and why they were doing it.

956
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:54,878
and why they were doing it.

957
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,278
and why they were doing it.

958
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:55,678
and why they were doing it.

959
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,078
and why they were doing it.

960
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:56,478
and why they were doing it.

961
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,708
and why they were doing it.

962
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:00,878
Who are "them"?

963
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,278
Who are "them"?

964
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:01,678
Who are "them"?

965
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,078
Who are "them"?

966
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,479
Who are "them"?

967
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,038
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

968
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:04,438
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

969
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:04,838
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

970
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,238
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

971
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:05,638
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

972
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,038
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

973
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:06,438
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

974
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:06,838
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

975
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,238
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

976
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,275
NARRATOR: Then suddenly a
clue turned up in Scotland.

977
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:08,878
Mr. Angus Podgorny,
owner of a Dunbar menswear shop,

978
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:09,278
Mr. Angus Podgorny,
owner of a Dunbar menswear shop,

979
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:09,678
Mr. Angus Podgorny,
owner of a Dunbar menswear shop,

980
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,078
Mr. Angus Podgorny,
owner of a Dunbar menswear shop,

981
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:10,478
Mr. Angus Podgorny,
owner of a Dunbar menswear shop,

982
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:10,878
Mr. Angus Podgorny,
owner of a Dunbar menswear shop,

983
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,278
Mr. Angus Podgorny,
owner of a Dunbar menswear shop,

984
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,315
Mr. Angus Podgorny,
owner of a Dunbar menswear shop,

985
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:12,878
received an order
for 48 million kilts

986
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,278
received an order
for 48 million kilts

987
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:13,678
received an order
for 48 million kilts

988
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,078
received an order
for 48 million kilts

989
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:14,478
received an order
for 48 million kilts

990
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:14,878
received an order
for 48 million kilts

991
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,029
received an order
for 48 million kilts

992
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:16,598
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

993
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:16,998
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

994
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:17,398
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

995
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:17,798
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

996
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,198
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

997
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:18,598
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

998
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:18,998
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

999
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,398
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1000
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:19,798
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1001
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,198
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1002
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,269
from the planet Skyron
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1003
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:21,838
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1004
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,238
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1005
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:22,638
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1006
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,038
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1007
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:23,438
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1008
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:23,838
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1009
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:24,238
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1010
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:24,638
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1011
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,038
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1012
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,234
Angus, how are you going to
get 48 million kilts into the van?

1013
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:26,838
I'll have to do it in two goes.

1014
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,193
I'll have to do it in two goes.

1015
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:28,758
Do you not ken that
the galaxy of Andromeda

1016
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,158
Do you not ken that
the galaxy of Andromeda

1017
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:29,558
Do you not ken that
the galaxy of Andromeda

1018
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:29,958
Do you not ken that
the galaxy of Andromeda

1019
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,358
Do you not ken that
the galaxy of Andromeda

1020
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,509
Do you not ken that
the galaxy of Andromeda

1021
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,078
is 2,200,000 light years away?
Is that so?

1022
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:32,478
is 2,200,000 light years away?
Is that so?

1023
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:32,878
is 2,200,000 light years away?
Is that so?

1024
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,278
is 2,200,000 light years away?
Is that so?

1025
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:33,678
is 2,200,000 light years away?
Is that so?

1026
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,078
is 2,200,000 light years away?
Is that so?

1027
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:34,478
is 2,200,000 light years away?
Is that so?

1028
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:34,878
is 2,200,000 light years away?
Is that so?

1029
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,154
is 2,200,000 light years away?
Is that so?

1030
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:36,718
Aye, and you've never been
further than BenNick-on-Tweed.

1031
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,118
Aye, and you've never been
further than BenNick-on-Tweed.

1032
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:37,518
Aye, and you've never been
further than BenNick-on-Tweed.

1033
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,839
Aye, and you've never been
further than BenNick-on-Tweed.

1034
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:39,438
Aye, but think of the money, dear.

1035
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:39,838
Aye, but think of the money, dear.

1036
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:40,238
Aye, but think of the money, dear.

1037
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:40,638
Aye, but think of the money, dear.

1038
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,038
Aye, but think of the money, dear.

1039
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:41,438
Aye, but think of the money, dear.

1040
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,589
Aye, but think of the money, dear.

1041
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,198
£18.10 a kilt. That's

1042
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:43,598
£18.10 a kilt. That's

1043
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:43,998
£18.10 a kilt. That's

1044
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,399
£18.10 a kilt. That's

1045
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:49,078
£900,000,000,
and that's without sporrans.

1046
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:49,478
£900,000,000,
and that's without sporrans.

1047
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:49,878
£900,000,000,
and that's without sporrans.

1048
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:50,278
£900,000,000,
and that's without sporrans.

1049
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:50,678
£900,000,000,
and that's without sporrans.

1050
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,078
£900,000,000,
and that's without sporrans.

1051
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,149
£900,000,000,
and that's without sporrans.

1052
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:52,718
Eh-- I think you ought
not to go, Angus.

1053
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,994
Eh-- I think you ought
not to go, Angus.

1054
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:54,558
Ah, we would be able to afford
writing paper with our names on it.

1055
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:54,958
Ah, we would be able to afford
writing paper with our names on it.

1056
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:55,358
Ah, we would be able to afford
writing paper with our names on it.

1057
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:55,758
Ah, we would be able to afford
writing paper with our names on it.

1058
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,158
Ah, we would be able to afford
writing paper with our names on it.

1059
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,479
Ah, we would be able to afford
writing paper with our names on it.

1060
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,038
We would be able to buy
that extension to the toilet.

1061
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:58,438
We would be able to buy
that extension to the toilet.

1062
00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:58,838
We would be able to buy
that extension to the toilet.

1063
00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,989
We would be able to buy
that extension to the toilet.

1064
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:00,558
Yeah, but he hasn't Signed
the order yet, has he?

1065
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:00,958
Yeah, but he hasn't Signed
the order yet, has he?

1066
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,358
Yeah, but he hasn't Signed
the order yet, has he?

1067
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,588
Yeah, but he hasn't Signed
the order yet, has he?

1068
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,198
Who?
Ah, the man from Andromeda.

1069
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:03,598
Who?
Ah, the man from Andromeda.

1070
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:03,998
Who?
Ah, the man from Andromeda.

1071
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,398
Who?
Ah, the man from Andromeda.

1072
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:04,798
Who?
Ah, the man from Andromeda.

1073
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,198
Who?
Ah, the man from Andromeda.

1074
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,349
Who?
Ah, the man from Andromeda.

1075
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:07,158
Oh, well...

1076
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:07,558
Oh, well...

1077
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,959
Oh, well...

1078
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,358
Well, he wasn't really a man,
do you ken?

1079
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:10,758
Well, he wasn't really a man,
do you ken?

1080
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,158
Well, he wasn't really a man,
do you ken?

1081
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:11,558
Well, he wasn't really a man,
do you ken?

1082
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:11,958
Well, he wasn't really a man,
do you ken?

1083
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,313
Well, he wasn't really a man,
do you ken?

1084
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:13,878
Not really a man?

1085
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:14,278
Not really a man?

1086
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:14,678
Not really a man?

1087
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:15,078
Not really a man?

1088
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,354
Not really a man?

1089
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:16,918
He was as strange a thing
as ever I saw,

1090
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,318
He was as strange a thing
as ever I saw,

1091
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:17,718
He was as strange a thing
as ever I saw,

1092
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,118
He was as strange a thing
as ever I saw,

1093
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:18,518
He was as strange a thing
as ever I saw,

1094
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,873
He was as strange a thing
as ever I saw,

1095
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,438
or ever I to hope to see, God willing.

1096
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:20,838
or ever I to hope to see, God willing.

1097
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,238
or ever I to hope to see, God willing.

1098
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,434
or ever I to hope to see, God willing.

1099
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:22,998
He was a strange,
unearthly creature.

1100
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,398
He was a strange,
unearthly creature.

1101
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:23,798
He was a strange,
unearthly creature.

1102
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,198
He was a strange,
unearthly creature.

1103
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:24,598
He was a strange,
unearthly creature.

1104
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,874
He was a strange,
unearthly creature.

1105
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:26,438
A quivering, glistening mass.

1106
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:26,838
A quivering, glistening mass.

1107
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:27,238
A quivering, glistening mass.

1108
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:27,638
A quivering, glistening mass.

1109
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,038
A quivering, glistening mass.

1110
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,314
A quivering, glistening mass.

1111
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:29,878
Angus Podgorny,
what do you mean?

1112
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,278
Angus Podgorny,
what do you mean?

1113
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:30,678
Angus Podgorny,
what do you mean?

1114
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,078
Angus Podgorny,
what do you mean?

1115
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:31,478
Angus Podgorny,
what do you mean?

1116
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:31,878
Angus Podgorny,
what do you mean?

1117
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:32,278
Angus Podgorny,
what do you mean?

1118
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,474
Angus Podgorny,
what do you mean?

1119
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,038
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1120
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:34,438
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1121
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:34,838
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1122
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,238
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1123
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:35,638
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1124
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,038
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1125
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:36,438
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1126
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:36,838
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1127
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,238
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1128
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,468
He wasn't so much a man
as a blancmange.

1129
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,358
A blancmange, eh?
Yes, that's right.

1130
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:42,758
A blancmange, eh?
Yes, that's right.

1131
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,158
A blancmange, eh?
Yes, that's right.

1132
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,309
A blancmange, eh?
Yes, that's right.

1133
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:44,878
Uh, | wasjust having
a game of doubles

1134
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,949
Uh, | wasjust having
a game of doubles

1135
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:46,518
with Sandra and Jocasta,
Alec and David--

1136
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:46,918
with Sandra and Jocasta,
Alec and David--

1137
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,035
with Sandra and Jocasta,
Alec and David--

1138
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:48,638
Hang on.
What?

1139
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,038
Hang on.
What?

1140
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,155
Hang on.
What?

1141
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:50,718
There's five.
What?

1142
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,789
There's five.
What?

1143
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,358
Five people. How do you play
doubles with five people?

1144
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:52,758
Five people. How do you play
doubles with five people?

1145
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,158
Five people. How do you play
doubles with five people?

1146
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:53,558
Five people. How do you play
doubles with five people?

1147
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:53,958
Five people. How do you play
doubles with five people?

1148
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,358
Five people. How do you play
doubles with five people?

1149
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,634
Five people. How do you play
doubles with five people?

1150
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:56,238
Ah, well, we were--
Sounds a bit funny, if you ask me,

1151
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:56,638
Ah, well, we were--
Sounds a bit funny, if you ask me,

1152
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,038
Ah, well, we were--
Sounds a bit funny, if you ask me,

1153
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,438
Ah, well, we were--
Sounds a bit funny, if you ask me,

1154
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,589
Ah, well, we were--
Sounds a bit funny, if you ask me,

1155
00:17:58,760 --> 00:17:59,158
playing doubles with five people.

1156
00:17:59,160 --> 00:17:59,558
playing doubles with five people.

1157
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,959
playing doubles with five people.

1158
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:01,518
Well, we often play like that. Jocasta
plays on the side receiving service.

1159
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:01,918
Well, we often play like that. Jocasta
plays on the side receiving service.

1160
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,318
Well, we often play like that. Jocasta
plays on the side receiving service.

1161
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:02,718
Well, we often play like that. Jocasta
plays on the side receiving service.

1162
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,118
Well, we often play like that. Jocasta
plays on the side receiving service.

1163
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:03,518
Well, we often play like that. Jocasta
plays on the side receiving service.

1164
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,589
Well, we often play like that. Jocasta
plays on the side receiving service.

1165
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,158
Ah, yes?
Yes. It helps to speed the game up

1166
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:05,558
Ah, yes?
Yes. It helps to speed the game up

1167
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:06,834
Ah, yes?
Yes. It helps to speed the game up

1168
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,398
and make it a lot faster
and it means Jocasta isn't left out.

1169
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:07,798
and make it a lot faster
and it means Jocasta isn't left out.

1170
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:08,198
and make it a lot faster
and it means Jocasta isn't left out.

1171
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,474
and make it a lot faster
and it means Jocasta isn't left out.

1172
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,038
Look, are you asking me
to believe

1173
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:10,438
Look, are you asking me
to believe

1174
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:10,838
Look, are you asking me
to believe

1175
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,068
Look, are you asking me
to believe

1176
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:12,638
that the five of you
was playing doubles

1177
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,038
that the five of you
was playing doubles

1178
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,439
that the five of you
was playing doubles

1179
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:14,998
when on the very next court there
was a blancmange playing by itself?

1180
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:15,398
when on the very next court there
was a blancmange playing by itself?

1181
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:15,798
when on the very next court there
was a blancmange playing by itself?

1182
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,198
when on the very next court there
was a blancmange playing by itself?

1183
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:16,598
when on the very next court there
was a blancmange playing by itself?

1184
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:16,998
when on the very next court there
was a blancmange playing by itself?

1185
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,398
when on the very next court there
was a blancmange playing by itself?

1186
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:17,798
when on the very next court there
was a blancmange playing by itself?

1187
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,119
when on the very next court there
was a blancmange playing by itself?

1188
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:19,678
That's right, yes.
Well, answer me this then,

1189
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,078
That's right, yes.
Well, answer me this then,

1190
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:20,478
That's right, yes.
Well, answer me this then,

1191
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,674
That's right, yes.
Well, answer me this then,

1192
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,318
why didn't Jocasta
play the blancmange at singles

1193
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:22,718
why didn't Jocasta
play the blancmange at singles

1194
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,118
why didn't Jocasta
play the blancmange at singles

1195
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:23,518
why didn't Jocasta
play the blancmange at singles

1196
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:23,918
why didn't Jocasta
play the blancmange at singles

1197
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,114
why didn't Jocasta
play the blancmange at singles

1198
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:25,678
while you and Sandra
and Alec and David

1199
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,078
while you and Sandra
and Alec and David

1200
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:26,478
while you and Sandra
and Alec and David

1201
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,595
while you and Sandra
and Alec and David

1202
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,158
had a proper game of
doubles with four people?

1203
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:28,558
had a proper game of
doubles with four people?

1204
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:28,958
had a proper game of
doubles with four people?

1205
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,188
had a proper game of
doubles with four people?

1206
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:30,758
Because Jocasta
always plays with us.

1207
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,158
Because Jocasta
always plays with us.

1208
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,229
Because Jocasta
always plays with us.

1209
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,435
She's a friend of ours.

1210
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,919
Call that friendship?

1211
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:35,478
Messing up a perfectly good game
of doubles?

1212
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:35,878
Messing up a perfectly good game
of doubles?

1213
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,233
Messing up a perfectly good game
of doubles?

1214
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:37,838
It's not messing it up, officer,
we like to play with five.

1215
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,238
It's not messing it up, officer,
we like to play with five.

1216
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:38,638
It's not messing it up, officer,
we like to play with five.

1217
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,038
It's not messing it up, officer,
we like to play with five.

1218
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:39,438
It's not messing it up, officer,
we like to play with five.

1219
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,589
It's not messing it up, officer,
we like to play with five.

1220
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,158
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1221
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:41,558
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1222
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:41,958
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1223
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,358
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1224
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:42,758
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1225
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,158
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1226
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:43,558
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1227
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:43,958
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1228
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,358
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1229
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,395
Look, it's your affair if you want
to p|-- Play with five people,

1230
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:45,958
but don't go calling it doubles.

1231
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:46,358
but don't go calling it doubles.

1232
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:46,758
but don't go calling it doubles.

1233
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,034
but don't go calling it doubles.

1234
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:48,598
Well, no-—
Look at Wimbledon, right?

1235
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:48,998
Well, no-—
Look at Wimbledon, right?

1236
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,398
Well, no-—
Look at Wimbledon, right?

1237
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:49,798
Well, no-—
Look at Wimbledon, right?

1238
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,835
Well, no-—
Look at Wimbledon, right?

1239
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:51,438
If Fred Stolle and Tony Roche
played Charlie Pasarell

1240
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:51,838
If Fred Stolle and Tony Roche
played Charlie Pasarell

1241
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:52,238
If Fred Stolle and Tony Roche
played Charlie Pasarell

1242
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:52,638
If Fred Stolle and Tony Roche
played Charlie Pasarell

1243
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,038
If Fred Stolle and Tony Roche
played Charlie Pasarell

1244
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,189
If Fred Stolle and Tony Roche
played Charlie Pasarell

1245
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:54,758
and Cliff Drysdale
and Peaches Bartkowicz,

1246
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,158
and Cliff Drysdale
and Peaches Bartkowicz,

1247
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:55,558
and Cliff Drysdale
and Peaches Bartkowicz,

1248
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:55,958
and Cliff Drysdale
and Peaches Bartkowicz,

1249
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,358
and Cliff Drysdale
and Peaches Bartkowicz,

1250
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:56,758
and Cliff Drysdale
and Peaches Bartkowicz,

1251
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,954
and Cliff Drysdale
and Peaches Bartkowicz,

1252
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:58,518
they wouldn't go calling it doubles.

1253
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:58,918
they wouldn't go calling it doubles.

1254
00:18:58,920 --> 00:18:59,318
they wouldn't go calling it doubles.

1255
00:18:59,320 --> 00:18:59,718
they wouldn't go calling it doubles.

1256
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,755
they wouldn't go calling it doubles.

1257
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:01,989
But what about the blancmange?

1258
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:02,558
That could play Ann Haydon Jones
and her husband Pip.

1259
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:02,958
That could play Ann Haydon Jones
and her husband Pip.

1260
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,358
That could play Ann Haydon Jones
and her husband Pip.

1261
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:03,758
That could play Ann Haydon Jones
and her husband Pip.

1262
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,158
That could play Ann Haydon Jones
and her husband Pip.

1263
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:04,558
That could play Ann Haydon Jones
and her husband Pip.

1264
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:04,958
That could play Ann Haydon Jones
and her husband Pip.

1265
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,029
That could play Ann Haydon Jones
and her husband Pip.

1266
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:07,638
Oh. A blancmange gave you an order
for 48 million kilts?

1267
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,038
Oh. A blancmange gave you an order
for 48 million kilts?

1268
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:08,438
Oh. A blancmange gave you an order
for 48 million kilts?

1269
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:08,838
Oh. A blancmange gave you an order
for 48 million kilts?

1270
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,238
Oh. A blancmange gave you an order
for 48 million kilts?

1271
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:09,638
Oh. A blancmange gave you an order
for 48 million kilts?

1272
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,039
Oh. A blancmange gave you an order
for 48 million kilts?

1273
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:11,598
Aye.
And you believed it?

1274
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:11,998
Aye.
And you believed it?

1275
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,398
Aye.
And you believed it?

1276
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,549
Aye.
And you believed it?

1277
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,755
Aye, I did.

1278
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,318
Oh, you're a stupid man,
Angus Podgorny.

1279
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:15,718
Oh, you're a stupid man,
Angus Podgorny.

1280
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,789
Oh, you're a stupid man,
Angus Podgorny.

1281
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:17,358
Oh, look, woman, how many kilts
did we sell last year?

1282
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:17,758
Oh, look, woman, how many kilts
did we sell last year?

1283
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:18,158
Oh, look, woman, how many kilts
did we sell last year?

1284
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:18,558
Oh, look, woman, how many kilts
did we sell last year?

1285
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:18,958
Oh, look, woman, how many kilts
did we sell last year?

1286
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,029
Oh, look, woman, how many kilts
did we sell last year?

1287
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:20,598
Nine and a half, that's all.

1288
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,919
Nine and a half, that's all.

1289
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:22,478
So when | get an order for 48 million,
I believe it.

1290
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:22,878
So when | get an order for 48 million,
I believe it.

1291
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:23,278
So when | get an order for 48 million,
I believe it.

1292
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:23,678
So when | get an order for 48 million,
I believe it.

1293
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,078
So when | get an order for 48 million,
I believe it.

1294
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,149
So when | get an order for 48 million,
I believe it.

1295
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,594
You bet I believe it.

1296
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,875
Even if it's from
a blancmange?

1297
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:28,438
Oh, woman, if a blancmange
is prepared to come

1298
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:28,838
Oh, woman, if a blancmange
is prepared to come

1299
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,068
Oh, woman, if a blancmange
is prepared to come

1300
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:30,638
2,200,000 light years
to purchase a kilt,

1301
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,038
2,200,000 light years
to purchase a kilt,

1302
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:31,438
2,200,000 light years
to purchase a kilt,

1303
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:31,838
2,200,000 light years
to purchase a kilt,

1304
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,238
2,200,000 light years
to purchase a kilt,

1305
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,593
2,200,000 light years
to purchase a kilt,

1306
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,158
they must be fairly keen on kilts.

1307
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:34,558
they must be fairly keen on kilts.

1308
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:34,958
they must be fairly keen on kilts.

1309
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,279
they must be fairly keen on kilts.

1310
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:36,838
So cease your prattling, woman,
and get sewing.

1311
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,238
So cease your prattling, woman,
and get sewing.

1312
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,593
So cease your prattling, woman,
and get sewing.

1313
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,198
This could be the biggest
breakthrough in kilts

1314
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:39,598
This could be the biggest
breakthrough in kilts

1315
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:39,998
This could be the biggest
breakthrough in kilts

1316
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,035
This could be the biggest
breakthrough in kilts

1317
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:41,638
since the provost of Edinburgh
sat on a spike.

1318
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,038
since the provost of Edinburgh
sat on a spike.

1319
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,439
since the provost of Edinburgh
sat on a spike.

1320
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:43,998
Mary, we'll be rich. We'll be rich.

1321
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:44,398
Mary, we'll be rich. We'll be rich.

1322
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:44,798
Mary, we'll be rich. We'll be rich.

1323
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,028
Mary, we'll be rich. We'll be rich.

1324
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:46,638
Oh, but Angus, he hasn't given you
an earnest of his good faith.

1325
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,038
Oh, but Angus, he hasn't given you
an earnest of his good faith.

1326
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:47,438
Oh, but Angus, he hasn't given you
an earnest of his good faith.

1327
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:47,838
Oh, but Angus, he hasn't given you
an earnest of his good faith.

1328
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,238
Oh, but Angus, he hasn't given you
an earnest of his good faith.

1329
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:48,638
Oh, but Angus, he hasn't given you
an earnest of his good faith.

1330
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:49,038
Oh, but Angus, he hasn't given you
an earnest of his good faith.

1331
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,393
Oh, but Angus, he hasn't given you
an earnest of his good faith.

1332
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:50,958
Ah, maybe not,
but he has give me this.

1333
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,358
Ah, maybe not,
but he has give me this.

1334
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:51,758
Ah, maybe not,
but he has give me this.

1335
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,158
Ah, maybe not,
but he has give me this.

1336
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,479
Ah, maybe not,
but he has give me this.

1337
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,038
Oh, what is it now?

1338
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,314
Oh, what is it now?

1339
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:55,878
An entry form for the British Open
Tennis Championships at Wimbledon town,

1340
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,278
An entry form for the British Open
Tennis Championships at Wimbledon town,

1341
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:56,678
An entry form for the British Open
Tennis Championships at Wimbledon town,

1342
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,078
An entry form for the British Open
Tennis Championships at Wimbledon town,

1343
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:57,478
An entry form for the British Open
Tennis Championships at Wimbledon town,

1344
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:57,878
An entry form for the British Open
Tennis Championships at Wimbledon town,

1345
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,995
An entry form for the British Open
Tennis Championships at Wimbledon town,

1346
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,388
Signed and seconded.

1347
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:00,958
Oh. But Angus, you ken full well

1348
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,358
Oh. But Angus, you ken full well

1349
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:01,758
Oh. But Angus, you ken full well

1350
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,034
Oh. But Angus, you ken full well

1351
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:03,638
that Scots folk don't know how
to play the tennis to save their lives.

1352
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,038
that Scots folk don't know how
to play the tennis to save their lives.

1353
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:04,438
that Scots folk don't know how
to play the tennis to save their lives.

1354
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:04,838
that Scots folk don't know how
to play the tennis to save their lives.

1355
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:05,238
that Scots folk don't know how
to play the tennis to save their lives.

1356
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:05,638
that Scots folk don't know how
to play the tennis to save their lives.

1357
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,038
that Scots folk don't know how
to play the tennis to save their lives.

1358
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,189
that Scots folk don't know how
to play the tennis to save their lives.

1359
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:07,758
Aye, but I must go though dear,
I didn't want to seem ungrateful.

1360
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,158
Aye, but I must go though dear,
I didn't want to seem ungrateful.

1361
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:08,558
Aye, but I must go though dear,
I didn't want to seem ungrateful.

1362
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:08,958
Aye, but I must go though dear,
I didn't want to seem ungrateful.

1363
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,358
Aye, but I must go though dear,
I didn't want to seem ungrateful.

1364
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,713
Aye, but I must go though dear,
I didn't want to seem ungrateful.

1365
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,278
Oh, Angus, I will not let you
make a fool of yourself.

1366
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:11,678
Oh, Angus, I will not let you
make a fool of yourself.

1367
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,078
Oh, Angus, I will not let you
make a fool of yourself.

1368
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:12,478
Oh, Angus, I will not let you
make a fool of yourself.

1369
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,754
Oh, Angus, I will not let you
make a fool of yourself.

1370
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,318
But I must.
Oh. No, you'll not.

1371
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:14,718
But I must.
Oh. No, you'll not.

1372
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,118
But I must.
Oh. No, you'll not.

1373
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,269
But I must.
Oh. No, you'll not.

1374
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,714
Oh, Mary, Mary--

1375
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,278
[LOUD CREAKING]

1376
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:18,678
[LOUD CREAKING]

1377
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,874
[LOUD CREAKING]

1378
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,669
[BOTH GASP]

1379
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,278
Oh, Mary, look out. Look out!

1380
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:23,678
Oh, Mary, look out. Look out!

1381
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,874
Oh, Mary, look out. Look out!

1382
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,269
[SCREAMING]

1383
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:26,878
It's the blancmange!

1384
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,278
It's the blancmange!

1385
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:27,678
It's the blancmange!

1386
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,749
It's the blancmange!

1387
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,318
[SLURPING, CHOMPING]

1388
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:29,718
[SLURPING, CHOMPING]

1389
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,914
[SLURPING, CHOMPING]

1390
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,948
Oh.

1391
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:43,518
Uh, now this is where Mr. Podgorny
could have saved his wife's life.

1392
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:43,918
Uh, now this is where Mr. Podgorny
could have saved his wife's life.

1393
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,318
Uh, now this is where Mr. Podgorny
could have saved his wife's life.

1394
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:44,718
Uh, now this is where Mr. Podgorny
could have saved his wife's life.

1395
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,118
Uh, now this is where Mr. Podgorny
could have saved his wife's life.

1396
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:45,518
Uh, now this is where Mr. Podgorny
could have saved his wife's life.

1397
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,919
Uh, now this is where Mr. Podgorny
could have saved his wife's life.

1398
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:47,478
If he'd gone to the police and
told them that he'd been approached

1399
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:47,878
If he'd gone to the police and
told them that he'd been approached

1400
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,278
If he'd gone to the police and
told them that he'd been approached

1401
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:48,678
If he'd gone to the police and
told them that he'd been approached

1402
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,908
If he'd gone to the police and
told them that he'd been approached

1403
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:50,478
by unearthly beings
from the galaxy of Andromeda,

1404
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:50,878
by unearthly beings
from the galaxy of Andromeda,

1405
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,278
by unearthly beings
from the galaxy of Andromeda,

1406
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,554
by unearthly beings
from the galaxy of Andromeda,

1407
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,118
we'd have sent a man round
to investigate.

1408
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:53,518
we'd have sent a man round
to investigate.

1409
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,873
we'd have sent a man round
to investigate.

1410
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:55,438
AS it was,
he did a deal with a blancmange,

1411
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:55,838
AS it was,
he did a deal with a blancmange,

1412
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,238
AS it was,
he did a deal with a blancmange,

1413
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,593
AS it was,
he did a deal with a blancmange,

1414
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,198
and the blancmange ate his wife.

1415
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:58,598
and the blancmange ate his wife.

1416
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,828
and the blancmange ate his wife.

1417
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:00,438
So if you're going out,
or going on holiday,

1418
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:00,838
So if you're going out,
or going on holiday,

1419
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,238
So if you're going out,
or going on holiday,

1420
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:01,638
So if you're going out,
or going on holiday,

1421
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,038
So if you're going out,
or going on holiday,

1422
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:02,438
So if you're going out,
or going on holiday,

1423
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,714
So if you're going out,
or going on holiday,

1424
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,278
or anything strange happens
involving other galaxies,

1425
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:04,678
or anything strange happens
involving other galaxies,

1426
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,078
or anything strange happens
involving other galaxies,

1427
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,433
or anything strange happens
involving other galaxies,

1428
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:06,998
just nip round to your
local police station,

1429
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,398
just nip round to your
local police station,

1430
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,799
just nip round to your
local police station,

1431
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,358
and tell the sergeant on duty,
or his wife, of your suspicions.

1432
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:09,758
and tell the sergeant on duty,
or his wife, of your suspicions.

1433
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,158
and tell the sergeant on duty,
or his wife, of your suspicions.

1434
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:10,558
and tell the sergeant on duty,
or his wife, of your suspicions.

1435
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:10,958
and tell the sergeant on duty,
or his wife, of your suspicions.

1436
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,358
and tell the sergeant on duty,
or his wife, of your suspicions.

1437
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:11,758
and tell the sergeant on duty,
or his wife, of your suspicions.

1438
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,158
and tell the sergeant on duty,
or his wife, of your suspicions.

1439
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,559
and tell the sergeant on duty,
or his wife, of your suspicions.

1440
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,118
And the same goes for dogs.

1441
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:14,518
And the same goes for dogs.

1442
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:14,918
And the same goes for dogs.

1443
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,035
And the same goes for dogs.

1444
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:16,598
So I'm sorry to have interrupted
your exciting science-fiction story,

1445
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:16,998
So I'm sorry to have interrupted
your exciting science-fiction story,

1446
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,398
So I'm sorry to have interrupted
your exciting science-fiction story,

1447
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:17,798
So I'm sorry to have interrupted
your exciting science-fiction story,

1448
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,198
So I'm sorry to have interrupted
your exciting science-fiction story,

1449
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:18,598
So I'm sorry to have interrupted
your exciting science-fiction story,

1450
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:18,998
So I'm sorry to have interrupted
your exciting science-fiction story,

1451
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,398
So I'm sorry to have interrupted
your exciting science-fiction story,

1452
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,594
So I'm sorry to have interrupted
your exciting science-fiction story,

1453
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,198
but then,
crime's our business, you know.

1454
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:21,598
but then,
crime's our business, you know.

1455
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,999
but then,
crime's our business, you know.

1456
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:23,558
So carry on viewing,
and my thanks to the BBC

1457
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:23,958
So carry on viewing,
and my thanks to the BBC

1458
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,358
So carry on viewing,
and my thanks to the BBC

1459
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:24,758
So carry on viewing,
and my thanks to the BBC

1460
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:25,158
So carry on viewing,
and my thanks to the BBC

1461
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:25,558
So carry on viewing,
and my thanks to the BBC

1462
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,754
So carry on viewing,
and my thanks to the BBC

1463
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,318
for allowing me to have
this little chat with you. Good night.

1464
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:27,718
for allowing me to have
this little chat with you. Good night.

1465
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,118
for allowing me to have
this little chat with you. Good night.

1466
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:28,518
for allowing me to have
this little chat with you. Good night.

1467
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,555
for allowing me to have
this little chat with you. Good night.

1468
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,118
God bless. Look after yourselves.

1469
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:30,518
God bless. Look after yourselves.

1470
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:30,918
God bless. Look after yourselves.

1471
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,318
God bless. Look after yourselves.

1472
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,548
God bless. Look after yourselves.

1473
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,238
Do sit down, Mr. Podgorny. |--

1474
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:34,638
Do sit down, Mr. Podgorny. |--

1475
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,039
Do sit down, Mr. Podgorny. |--

1476
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:36,598
I think what's happened is
terribly, terribly funny--

1477
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:36,998
I think what's happened is
terribly, terribly funny--

1478
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:37,398
I think what's happened is
terribly, terribly funny--

1479
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:37,798
I think what's happened is
terribly, terribly funny--

1480
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,198
I think what's happened is
terribly, terribly funny--

1481
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:38,598
I think what's happened is
terribly, terribly funny--

1482
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,635
I think what's happened is
terribly, terribly funny--

1483
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,238
Tragic.

1484
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,309
Tragic.

1485
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:41,878
You must understand that we have to
catch the creature that ate your wife

1486
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,278
You must understand that we have to
catch the creature that ate your wife

1487
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:42,678
You must understand that we have to
catch the creature that ate your wife

1488
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,078
You must understand that we have to
catch the creature that ate your wife

1489
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:43,478
You must understand that we have to
catch the creature that ate your wife

1490
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:43,878
You must understand that we have to
catch the creature that ate your wife

1491
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,154
You must understand that we have to
catch the creature that ate your wife

1492
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:45,718
and if you could help us
answer a few questions,

1493
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,118
and if you could help us
answer a few questions,

1494
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:46,518
and if you could help us
answer a few questions,

1495
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:46,918
and if you could help us
answer a few questions,

1496
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:47,955
and if you could help us
answer a few questions,

1497
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:48,518
we may be able to help
save a few lives.

1498
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:48,918
we may be able to help
save a few lives.

1499
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:49,318
we may be able to help
save a few lives.

1500
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,435
we may be able to help
save a few lives.

1501
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:50,998
I know this is the way your wife
would have wanted it.

1502
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:51,398
I know this is the way your wife
would have wanted it.

1503
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:51,798
I know this is the way your wife
would have wanted it.

1504
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,198
I know this is the way your wife
would have wanted it.

1505
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,394
I know this is the way your wife
would have wanted it.

1506
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:54,638
Aye, I'll do my best, sergeant.

1507
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,038
Aye, I'll do my best, sergeant.

1508
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:55,438
Aye, I'll do my best, sergeant.

1509
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,759
Aye, I'll do my best, sergeant.

1510
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,398
"Detective inspector."

1511
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:57,798
"Detective inspector."

1512
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:58,198
"Detective inspector."

1513
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,394
"Detective inspector."

1514
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,948
Detective inspector.

1515
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:02,518
Now, then, the facts are these:

1516
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:02,918
Now, then, the facts are these:

1517
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:03,955
Now, then, the facts are these:

1518
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:04,518
You received an order
for 48 million kilts

1519
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:04,918
You received an order
for 48 million kilts

1520
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:05,318
You received an order
for 48 million kilts

1521
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,355
You received an order
for 48 million kilts

1522
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:06,918
from a blancmange from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1523
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:07,318
from a blancmange from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1524
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:07,718
from a blancmange from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1525
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,914
from a blancmange from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1526
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:09,518
You'd just shown your wife an entry
form for Wimbledon which you filled in

1527
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:09,918
You'd just shown your wife an entry
form for Wimbledon which you filled in

1528
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,318
You'd just shown your wife an entry
form for Wimbledon which you filled in

1529
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,673
You'd just shown your wife an entry
form for Wimbledon which you filled in

1530
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,278
when you turned round and saw her
legs disappearing into a blancmange.

1531
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:12,678
when you turned round and saw her
legs disappearing into a blancmange.

1532
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,078
when you turned round and saw her
legs disappearing into a blancmange.

1533
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:13,478
when you turned round and saw her
legs disappearing into a blancmange.

1534
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:13,878
when you turned round and saw her
legs disappearing into a blancmange.

1535
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,995
when you turned round and saw her
legs disappearing into a blancmange.

1536
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:15,558
Is that correct?
Yes, sir.

1537
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:15,958
Is that correct?
Yes, sir.

1538
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,995
Is that correct?
Yes, sir.

1539
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:17,558
Are you mad?
No, sir.

1540
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,913
Are you mad?
No, sir.

1541
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:19,518
Well, that's a relief,
because if you were,

1542
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:19,918
Well, that's a relief,
because if you were,

1543
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,114
Well, that's a relief,
because if you were,

1544
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:21,678
your story would be
less plausible.

1545
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,078
your story would be
less plausible.

1546
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:22,478
your story would be
less plausible.

1547
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,879
your story would be
less plausible.

1548
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:24,438
Now, then,
do you recognize this?

1549
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:24,838
Now, then,
do you recognize this?

1550
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:25,875
Now, then,
do you recognize this?

1551
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:26,438
Oh, yes.
That's the one that ate my Mary.

1552
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:26,838
Oh, yes.
That's the one that ate my Mary.

1553
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,238
Oh, yes.
That's the one that ate my Mary.

1554
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:27,638
Oh, yes.
That's the one that ate my Mary.

1555
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,038
Oh, yes.
That's the one that ate my Mary.

1556
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,439
Oh, yes.
That's the one that ate my Mary.

1557
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,629
[SOBBING]

1558
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,198
Good. His name's Riley,
Jack Riley.

1559
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:31,598
Good. His name's Riley,
Jack Riley.

1560
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:31,998
Good. His name's Riley,
Jack Riley.

1561
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,398
Good. His name's Riley,
Jack Riley.

1562
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:32,798
Good. His name's Riley,
Jack Riley.

1563
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,198
Good. His name's Riley,
Jack Riley.

1564
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,235
Good. His name's Riley,
Jack Riley.

1565
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:34,798
He's that most rare of criminals,

1566
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,028
He's that most rare of criminals,

1567
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:36,598
a blancmange impersonator
and cannibal.

1568
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:36,998
a blancmange impersonator
and cannibal.

1569
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:37,398
a blancmange impersonator
and cannibal.

1570
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,753
a blancmange impersonator
and cannibal.

1571
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,318
But what about the 48 million kilts
and the galaxy of Andromeda?

1572
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:39,718
But what about the 48 million kilts
and the galaxy of Andromeda?

1573
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,118
But what about the 48 million kilts
and the galaxy of Andromeda?

1574
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:40,518
But what about the 48 million kilts
and the galaxy of Andromeda?

1575
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:40,918
But what about the 48 million kilts
and the galaxy of Andromeda?

1576
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,114
But what about the 48 million kilts
and the galaxy of Andromeda?

1577
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:42,678
I'm afraid that's just
one of his stories.

1578
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,078
I'm afraid that's just
one of his stories.

1579
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:43,478
I'm afraid that's just
one of his stories.

1580
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,549
I'm afraid that's just
one of his stories.

1581
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,118
You must understand that a
blancmange impersonator and cannibal

1582
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:45,518
You must understand that a
blancmange impersonator and cannibal

1583
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:45,918
You must understand that a
blancmange impersonator and cannibal

1584
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,318
You must understand that a
blancmange impersonator and cannibal

1585
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,469
You must understand that a
blancmange impersonator and cannibal

1586
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,038
has to use some pretty clever
stories to allay suspicion.

1587
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:48,438
has to use some pretty clever
stories to allay suspicion.

1588
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:48,838
has to use some pretty clever
stories to allay suspicion.

1589
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,238
has to use some pretty clever
stories to allay suspicion.

1590
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,355
has to use some pretty clever
stories to allay suspicion.

1591
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,748
Then you mean--
Yes.

1592
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:52,318
But-- Yes-- Not--
How? Well... I'm afraid so.

1593
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:52,718
But-- Yes-- Not--
How? Well... I'm afraid so.

1594
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,119
But-- Yes-- Not--
How? Well... I'm afraid so.

1595
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:54,678
Why? You think-? But--
Who knows. Could be. I know.

1596
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,078
Why? You think-? But--
Who knows. Could be. I know.

1597
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:55,478
Why? You think-? But--
Who knows. Could be. I know.

1598
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,595
Why? You think-? But--
Who knows. Could be. I know.

1599
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,158
She was--
Yes.

1600
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,195
She was--
Yes.

1601
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,349
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

1602
00:22:59,520 --> 00:22:59,918
Good Lord, what's that?

1603
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,318
Good Lord, what's that?

1604
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:00,718
Good Lord, what's that?

1605
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,869
Good Lord, what's that?

1606
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:02,438
Ah. Riley.

1607
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:02,838
Ah. Riley.

1608
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,989
Ah. Riley.

1609
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:04,558
Come to give yourself up,
have you, Riley?

1610
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,709
Come to give yourself up,
have you, Riley?

1611
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,029
[CHOMPING]

1612
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,394
Eh, Riley?

1613
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:08,958
Riley. Riley.

1614
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,313
Riley. Riley.

1615
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,714
DETECTIVE INSPECTOR:
It's not Riley.

1616
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,318
It's an extraterrestrial being!

1617
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,548
It's an extraterrestrial being!

1618
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,118
[SCREAMING]

1619
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:14,518
[SCREAMING]

1620
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,714
[SCREAMING]

1621
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:26,878
So everyone in England
is being turned into Scotsmen, right?

1622
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,278
So everyone in England
is being turned into Scotsmen, right?

1623
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:27,678
So everyone in England
is being turned into Scotsmen, right?

1624
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,078
So everyone in England
is being turned into Scotsmen, right?

1625
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:28,478
So everyone in England
is being turned into Scotsmen, right?

1626
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:28,878
So everyone in England
is being turned into Scotsmen, right?

1627
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,278
So everyone in England
is being turned into Scotsmen, right?

1628
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:29,678
So everyone in England
is being turned into Scotsmen, right?

1629
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,908
So everyone in England
is being turned into Scotsmen, right?

1630
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:31,478
Yes.

1631
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,674
Yes.

1632
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,318
Now, which is the worst
tennis-playing nation in the world?

1633
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:33,718
Now, which is the worst
tennis-playing nation in the world?

1634
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,118
Now, which is the worst
tennis-playing nation in the world?

1635
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:34,518
Now, which is the worst
tennis-playing nation in the world?

1636
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:34,918
Now, which is the worst
tennis-playing nation in the world?

1637
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,989
Now, which is the worst
tennis-playing nation in the world?

1638
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,118
Um, Australia.
No. Try again.

1639
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:37,518
Um, Australia.
No. Try again.

1640
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,794
Um, Australia.
No. Try again.

1641
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,358
Australia?

1642
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,429
Australia?

1643
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:40,998
No, try again
but say a different place.

1644
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,069
No, try again
but say a different place.

1645
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:42,678
[CH UCKLES]
I thought you meant I said it badly.

1646
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,078
[CH UCKLES]
I thought you meant I said it badly.

1647
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:43,478
[CH UCKLES]
I thought you meant I said it badly.

1648
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,515
[CH UCKLES]
I thought you meant I said it badly.

1649
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,078
No, of course you didn't say it badly.
Now, hurry.

1650
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:45,478
No, of course you didn't say it badly.
Now, hurry.

1651
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:45,878
No, of course you didn't say it badly.
Now, hurry.

1652
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,029
No, of course you didn't say it badly.
Now, hurry.

1653
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:47,598
Ah, Czechoslovakia.
No, Scotland.

1654
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:47,998
Ah, Czechoslovakia.
No, Scotland.

1655
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,398
Ah, Czechoslovakia.
No, Scotland.

1656
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,549
Ah, Czechoslovakia.
No, Scotland.

1657
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,118
Of course.
Now...

1658
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:50,518
Of course.
Now...

1659
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,748
Of course.
Now...

1660
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:52,638
Now, these blancmanges,

1661
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,038
Now, these blancmanges,

1662
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,075
Now, these blancmanges,

1663
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:54,678
apart from the one
that killed Mrs. Podgorny,

1664
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,078
apart from the one
that killed Mrs. Podgorny,

1665
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:55,478
apart from the one
that killed Mrs. Podgorny,

1666
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:55,878
apart from the one
that killed Mrs. Podgorny,

1667
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,279
apart from the one
that killed Mrs. Podgorny,

1668
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:57,878
have all appeared
in which London suburb?

1669
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,278
have all appeared
in which London suburb?

1670
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:58,678
have all appeared
in which London suburb?

1671
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,078
have all appeared
in which London suburb?

1672
00:23:59,080 --> 00:23:59,478
have all appeared
in which London suburb?

1673
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,879
have all appeared
in which London suburb?

1674
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,274
Finchley.

1675
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:02,878
No, Wimbledon.

1676
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:03,278
No, Wimbledon.

1677
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,429
No, Wimbledon.

1678
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:04,998
Now do you begin to see
the pattern?

1679
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:05,398
Now do you begin to see
the pattern?

1680
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,435
Now do you begin to see
the pattern?

1681
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:06,998
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1682
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:07,398
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1683
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:07,798
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1684
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,198
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1685
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:08,598
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1686
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:08,998
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1687
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,398
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1688
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,719
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1689
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:11,278
NARRATOR:
For viewers at home,

1690
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,633
NARRATOR:
For viewers at home,

1691
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,198
the answer is coming up
on your screenS,.

1692
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:13,598
the answer is coming up
on your screenS,.

1693
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:13,998
the answer is coming up
on your screenS,.

1694
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,398
the answer is coming up
on your screenS,.

1695
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,719
the answer is coming up
on your screenS,.

1696
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,278
Those of you who wish to play it
the hard way,

1697
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,678
Those of you who wish to play it
the hard way,

1698
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,078
Those of you who wish to play it
the hard way,

1699
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,479
Those of you who wish to play it
the hard way,

1700
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,038
stand upside down with your head
in a bucket of piranha fish.

1701
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:19,438
stand upside down with your head
in a bucket of piranha fish.

1702
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:19,838
stand upside down with your head
in a bucket of piranha fish.

1703
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:20,238
stand upside down with your head
in a bucket of piranha fish.

1704
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:20,638
stand upside down with your head
in a bucket of piranha fish.

1705
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,038
stand upside down with your head
in a bucket of piranha fish.

1706
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,359
stand upside down with your head
in a bucket of piranha fish.

1707
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:22,918
Here is the question once again.

1708
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,318
Here is the question once again.

1709
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:23,718
Here is the question once again.

1710
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,869
Here is the question once again.

1711
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:25,438
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1712
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:25,838
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1713
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:26,238
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1714
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:26,638
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1715
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,038
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1716
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:27,438
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1717
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:27,838
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1718
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,034
With what sport is Wimbledon
commonly associated?

1719
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:31,478
Cricket.
No.

1720
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:31,878
Cricket.
No.

1721
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,995
Cricket.
No.

1722
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:33,558
Pelote?
No.

1723
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:33,958
Pelote?
No.

1724
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,029
Pelote?
No.

1725
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:35,598
Wimbledon is most commonly
associated with tennis.

1726
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:35,998
Wimbledon is most commonly
associated with tennis.

1727
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,398
Wimbledon is most commonly
associated with tennis.

1728
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:36,798
Wimbledon is most commonly
associated with tennis.

1729
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,198
Wimbledon is most commonly
associated with tennis.

1730
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,394
Wimbledon is most commonly
associated with tennis.

1731
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:38,958
Of course. Now | see.

1732
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,358
Of course. Now | see.

1733
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:39,758
Of course. Now | see.

1734
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:40,909
Of course. Now | see.

1735
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:41,478
Yes, it all falls into place.

1736
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:41,878
Yes, it all falls into place.

1737
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,279
Yes, it all falls into place.

1738
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:44,678
The blancmanges
are really Australians

1739
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,078
The blancmanges
are really Australians

1740
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:45,478
The blancmanges
are really Australians

1741
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:45,878
The blancmanges
are really Australians

1742
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,915
The blancmanges
are really Australians

1743
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:47,478
trying to get the rights
of the pelote rules

1744
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:47,878
trying to get the rights
of the pelote rules

1745
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,278
trying to get the rights
of the pelote rules

1746
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:48,678
trying to get the rights
of the pelote rules

1747
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,033
trying to get the rights
of the pelote rules

1748
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:50,598
from the Czech publishers!

1749
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,999
from the Czech publishers!

1750
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:52,998
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1751
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,398
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1752
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:53,798
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1753
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,198
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1754
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:54,598
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1755
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:54,998
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1756
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:55,398
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1757
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:55,798
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1758
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,198
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1759
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,474
No, not quite.
But, uh, just look in here.

1760
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,398
Yes. So these blancmanges...

1761
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:04,798
Yes. So these blancmanges...

1762
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,198
Yes. So these blancmanges...

1763
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:05,598
Yes. So these blancmanges...

1764
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:05,998
Yes. So these blancmanges...

1765
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,398
Yes. So these blancmanges...

1766
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:06,798
Yes. So these blancmanges...

1767
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,994
Yes. So these blancmanges...

1768
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:08,558
Blancmange-shaped creatures come
from the planet Skyron

1769
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:08,958
Blancmange-shaped creatures come
from the planet Skyron

1770
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,358
Blancmange-shaped creatures come
from the planet Skyron

1771
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:09,758
Blancmange-shaped creatures come
from the planet Skyron

1772
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,158
Blancmange-shaped creatures come
from the planet Skyron

1773
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,354
Blancmange-shaped creatures come
from the planet Skyron

1774
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:11,918
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1775
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:12,318
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1776
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,435
in the galaxy of Andromeda.

1777
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:13,998
They order 48 million kilts
from a Scottish menswear shop,

1778
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:14,398
They order 48 million kilts
from a Scottish menswear shop,

1779
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:14,798
They order 48 million kilts
from a Scottish menswear shop,

1780
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,198
They order 48 million kilts
from a Scottish menswear shop,

1781
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:15,598
They order 48 million kilts
from a Scottish menswear shop,

1782
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:15,998
They order 48 million kilts
from a Scottish menswear shop,

1783
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,194
They order 48 million kilts
from a Scottish menswear shop,

1784
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:17,758
turn the population of England
into Scotsmen,

1785
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,158
turn the population of England
into Scotsmen,

1786
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,559
turn the population of England
into Scotsmen,

1787
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,118
well-known as the worst
tennis-playing nation on Earth,

1788
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:20,518
well-known as the worst
tennis-playing nation on Earth,

1789
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:20,918
well-known as the worst
tennis-playing nation on Earth,

1790
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,318
well-known as the worst
tennis-playing nation on Earth,

1791
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,548
well-known as the worst
tennis-playing nation on Earth,

1792
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,118
thus leaving England empty during
Wimbledon fortnight.

1793
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:23,518
thus leaving England empty during
Wimbledon fortnight.

1794
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:23,918
thus leaving England empty during
Wimbledon fortnight.

1795
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,318
thus leaving England empty during
Wimbledon fortnight.

1796
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:24,718
thus leaving England empty during
Wimbledon fortnight.

1797
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:25,118
thus leaving England empty during
Wimbledon fortnight.

1798
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:25,518
thus leaving England empty during
Wimbledon fortnight.

1799
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,919
thus leaving England empty during
Wimbledon fortnight.

1800
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:27,478
Empty during
Wimbledon fortnight...

1801
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:27,878
Empty during
Wimbledon fortnight...

1802
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:28,278
Empty during
Wimbledon fortnight...

1803
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:28,678
Empty during
Wimbledon fortnight...

1804
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,078
Empty during
Wimbledon fortnight...

1805
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,274
Empty during
Wimbledon fortnight...

1806
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:30,838
What's more, the papers
are full of reports of blancmanges

1807
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,238
What's more, the papers
are full of reports of blancmanges

1808
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:31,638
What's more, the papers
are full of reports of blancmanges

1809
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,038
What's more, the papers
are full of reports of blancmanges

1810
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,189
What's more, the papers
are full of reports of blancmanges

1811
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:33,758
appearing on tennis courts
up and down the country practicing.

1812
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,158
appearing on tennis courts
up and down the country practicing.

1813
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:34,558
appearing on tennis courts
up and down the country practicing.

1814
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:34,958
appearing on tennis courts
up and down the country practicing.

1815
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:35,358
appearing on tennis courts
up and down the country practicing.

1816
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:35,758
appearing on tennis courts
up and down the country practicing.

1817
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:36,954
appearing on tennis courts
up and down the country practicing.

1818
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:37,798
This can only mean one thing.

1819
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,198
This can only mean one thing.

1820
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,428
This can only mean one thing.

1821
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:39,998
NARRATOR:
They mean to win Wimbledon.

1822
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,398
NARRATOR:
They mean to win Wimbledon.

1823
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,628
NARRATOR:
They mean to win Wimbledon.

1824
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:43,518
They mean to win Wimbledon!

1825
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:43,918
They mean to win Wimbledon!

1826
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:44,318
They mean to win Wimbledon!

1827
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:44,718
They mean to win Wimbledon!

1828
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,073
They mean to win Wimbledon!

1829
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,158
Well, here at Wimbledon, it's been
a most extraordinary week's tennis.

1830
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,558
Well, here at Wimbledon, it's been
a most extraordinary week's tennis.

1831
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:48,958
Well, here at Wimbledon, it's been
a most extraordinary week's tennis.

1832
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:49,358
Well, here at Wimbledon, it's been
a most extraordinary week's tennis.

1833
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:49,758
Well, here at Wimbledon, it's been
a most extraordinary week's tennis.

1834
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,034
Well, here at Wimbledon, it's been
a most extraordinary week's tennis.

1835
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:51,598
The blancmanges have swept
the board, winning match after match.

1836
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:51,998
The blancmanges have swept
the board, winning match after match.

1837
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,398
The blancmanges have swept
the board, winning match after match.

1838
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:52,798
The blancmanges have swept
the board, winning match after match.

1839
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,119
The blancmanges have swept
the board, winning match after match.

1840
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,633
Here are just a few of the results:

1841
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,238
Billie Jean King
eaten in straight sets,

1842
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:56,638
Billie Jean King
eaten in straight sets,

1843
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,038
Billie Jean King
eaten in straight sets,

1844
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,314
Billie Jean King
eaten in straight sets,

1845
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:58,878
Laver smothered whole
after winning the first set,

1846
00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,278
Laver smothered whole
after winning the first set,

1847
00:25:59,280 --> 00:25:59,678
Laver smothered whole
after winning the first set,

1848
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,078
Laver smothered whole
after winning the first set,

1849
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,274
Laver smothered whole
after winning the first set,

1850
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:01,838
and Pancho Gonzalez, serving
as well as I've ever seen him,

1851
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,238
and Pancho Gonzalez, serving
as well as I've ever seen him,

1852
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:02,638
and Pancho Gonzalez, serving
as well as I've ever seen him,

1853
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,038
and Pancho Gonzalez, serving
as well as I've ever seen him,

1854
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,314
and Pancho Gonzalez, serving
as well as I've ever seen him,

1855
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:04,878
with some superb volleys and decisive
return volleys off the backhand,

1856
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,278
with some superb volleys and decisive
return volleys off the backhand,

1857
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:05,678
with some superb volleys and decisive
return volleys off the backhand,

1858
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,078
with some superb volleys and decisive
return volleys off the backhand,

1859
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:06,478
with some superb volleys and decisive
return volleys off the backhand,

1860
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,549
with some superb volleys and decisive
return volleys off the backhand,

1861
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,118
was sucked through the net
at match point

1862
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,314
was sucked through the net
at match point

1863
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:09,878
and swallowed whole
in just under two minutes.

1864
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,278
and swallowed whole
in just under two minutes.

1865
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,315
and swallowed whole
in just under two minutes.

1866
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:11,878
And so here on the final day,

1867
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,279
And so here on the final day,

1868
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:13,838
there seems to be no players left
to challenge the blancmanges

1869
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,238
there seems to be no players left
to challenge the blancmanges

1870
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:14,638
there seems to be no players left
to challenge the blancmanges

1871
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,038
there seems to be no players left
to challenge the blancmanges

1872
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:15,438
there seems to be no players left
to challenge the blancmanges

1873
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,475
there seems to be no players left
to challenge the blancmanges

1874
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,038
and this could be
their undoing, Dan,

1875
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,438
and this could be
their undoing, Dan,

1876
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,475
and this could be
their undoing, Dan,

1877
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,038
as the rules of Wimbledon
state quite clearly that

1878
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:19,438
as the rules of Wimbledon
state quite clearly that

1879
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:19,838
as the rules of Wimbledon
state quite clearly that

1880
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,159
as the rules of Wimbledon
state quite clearly that

1881
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:21,718
there must be at least one
human being concerned in the final.

1882
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,118
there must be at least one
human being concerned in the final.

1883
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:22,518
there must be at least one
human being concerned in the final.

1884
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:22,918
there must be at least one
human being concerned in the final.

1885
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,318
there must be at least one
human being concerned in the final.

1886
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,469
there must be at least one
human being concerned in the final.

1887
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,038
Well, the blancmange is coming out
onto the pitch now and--

1888
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:25,438
Well, the blancmange is coming out
onto the pitch now and--

1889
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:25,838
Well, the blancmange is coming out
onto the pitch now and--

1890
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,875
Well, the blancmange is coming out
onto the pitch now and--

1891
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,189
[GROWLING]

1892
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:28,758
ANNOUNCER: There is a human with it!
It's Angus Podgorny,

1893
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,158
ANNOUNCER: There is a human with it!
It's Angus Podgorny,

1894
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,479
ANNOUNCER: There is a human with it!
It's Angus Podgorny,

1895
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,038
the plucky little Scottish tailor
upon whom everything depends.

1896
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,438
the plucky little Scottish tailor
upon whom everything depends.

1897
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:31,838
the plucky little Scottish tailor
upon whom everything depends.

1898
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,238
the plucky little Scottish tailor
upon whom everything depends.

1899
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:32,638
the plucky little Scottish tailor
upon whom everything depends.

1900
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,709
the plucky little Scottish tailor
upon whom everything depends.

1901
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,278
And so it's Podgorny
versus blancmange,

1902
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:34,678
And so it's Podgorny
versus blancmange,

1903
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,078
And so it's Podgorny
versus blancmange,

1904
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:35,478
And so it's Podgorny
versus blancmange,

1905
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,879
And so it's Podgorny
versus blancmange,

1906
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:37,438
in this first ever
Intergalactic Wimbledon.

1907
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:37,838
in this first ever
Intergalactic Wimbledon.

1908
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,238
in this first ever
Intergalactic Wimbledon.

1909
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,275
in this first ever
Intergalactic Wimbledon.

1910
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,238
And it's blancmange to serve,

1911
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:40,638
And it's blancmange to serve,

1912
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,789
And it's blancmange to serve,

1913
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,398
and it's a good one!

1914
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,628
and it's a good one!

1915
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,474
15 - Love.

1916
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:13,558
And Podgorn y fails
to even hit the ball,

1917
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:13,958
And Podgorn y fails
to even hit the ball,

1918
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,279
And Podgorn y fails
to even hit the ball,

1919
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,838
but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit
the bail once throughout this match.

1920
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,238
but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit
the bail once throughout this match.

1921
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:16,638
but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit
the bail once throughout this match.

1922
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,038
but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit
the bail once throughout this match.

1923
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:17,438
but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit
the bail once throughout this match.

1924
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:17,838
but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit
the bail once throughout this match.

1925
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,909
but this is no surprise as he hasn't hit
the bail once throughout this match.

1926
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:19,478
So it's 72 match points
to the blancmange now.

1927
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:19,878
So it's 72 match points
to the blancmange now.

1928
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,278
So it's 72 match points
to the blancmange now.

1929
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:20,678
So it's 72 match points
to the blancmange now.

1930
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,078
So it's 72 match points
to the blancmange now.

1931
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,479
So it's 72 match points
to the blancmange now.

1932
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,038
Podgorny prepares to serve again.

1933
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:23,438
Podgorny prepares to serve again.

1934
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:23,838
Podgorny prepares to serve again.

1935
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,238
Podgorny prepares to serve again.

1936
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:24,638
Podgorny prepares to serve again.

1937
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,038
Podgorny prepares to serve again.

1938
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,155
Podgorny prepares to serve again.

1939
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:33,598
[GROWLING CONTINUES]

1940
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:33,998
[GROWLING CONTINUES]

1941
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,194
[GROWLING CONTINUES]

1942
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:40,958
This is indeed a grim day
for the human race, Dan.

1943
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:41,358
This is indeed a grim day
for the human race, Dan.

1944
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:41,758
This is indeed a grim day
for the human race, Dan.

1945
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,158
This is indeed a grim day
for the human race, Dan.

1946
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,558
This is indeed a grim day
for the human race, Dan.

1947
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:42,958
This is indeed a grim day
for the human race, Dan.

1948
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,075
This is indeed a grim day
for the human race, Dan.

1949
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:45,318
NARRATOR: But what's this? Two
Spectators have rushed onto the pitch

1950
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:45,718
NARRATOR: But what's this? Two
Spectators have rushed onto the pitch

1951
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,118
NARRATOR: But what's this? Two
Spectators have rushed onto the pitch

1952
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:46,518
NARRATOR: But what's this? Two
Spectators have rushed onto the pitch

1953
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,635
NARRATOR: But what's this? Two
Spectators have rushed onto the pitch

1954
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,198
with spoons and forks.
What are they going to do?

1955
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:48,598
with spoons and forks.
What are they going to do?

1956
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:48,998
with spoons and forks.
What are they going to do?

1957
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:49,398
with spoons and forks.
What are they going to do?

1958
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:49,798
with spoons and forks.
What are they going to do?

1959
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,949
with spoons and forks.
What are they going to do?

1960
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:51,518
They mean to eat the blancmange.

1961
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:51,918
They mean to eat the blancmange.

1962
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,318
They mean to eat the blancmange.

1963
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:52,718
They mean to eat the blancmange.

1964
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,118
They mean to eat the blancmange.

1965
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:53,518
They mean to eat the blancmange.

1966
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:53,918
They mean to eat the blancmange.

1967
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,114
They mean to eat the blancmange.

1968
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,879
[GROANS]

1969
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,398
[GROWLING]

1970
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:58,798
[GROWLING]

1971
00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,994
[GROWLING]

1972
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:02,598
[WOMAN GRUNTS]

1973
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,635
[WOMAN GRUNTS]

1974
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:06,878
And they're eating the blancmange.

1975
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,074
And they're eating the blancmange.

1976
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:08,638
Yes. The blancmange
is leaving the court.

1977
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,038
Yes. The blancmange
is leaving the court.

1978
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,075
Yes. The blancmange
is leaving the court.

1979
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:10,638
It's abandoning the game.
This is fantastic!

1980
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,038
It's abandoning the game.
This is fantastic!

1981
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:11,438
It's abandoning the game.
This is fantastic!

1982
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:11,838
It's abandoning the game.
This is fantastic!

1983
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,238
It's abandoning the game.
This is fantastic!

1984
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:12,638
It's abandoning the game.
This is fantastic!

1985
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,039
It's abandoning the game.
This is fantastic!

1986
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:18,518
Mmm.

1987
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,794
Mmm.

1988
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,109
[GROWLING STOPS]

1989
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:21,878
[SOUND OF WATER DRIPPING]

1990
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,278
[SOUND OF WATER DRIPPING]

1991
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,315
[SOUND OF WATER DRIPPING]

1992
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:23,878
NARRATOR: Yes, it was Mr. and Mrs.
Samuel Brainsample,

1993
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,278
NARRATOR: Yes, it was Mr. and Mrs.
Samuel Brainsample,

1994
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:24,678
NARRATOR: Yes, it was Mr. and Mrs.
Samuel Brainsample,

1995
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,078
NARRATOR: Yes, it was Mr. and Mrs.
Samuel Brainsample,

1996
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:25,478
NARRATOR: Yes, it was Mr. and Mrs.
Samuel Brainsample,

1997
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,674
NARRATOR: Yes, it was Mr. and Mrs.
Samuel Brainsample,

1998
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,278
who, after only a brief
and misleading appearance

1999
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:27,678
who, after only a brief
and misleading appearance

2000
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,078
who, after only a brief
and misleading appearance

2001
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,479
who, after only a brief
and misleading appearance

2002
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,078
in the early part of the film,
returned to save the Earth.

2003
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:30,478
in the early part of the film,
returned to save the Earth.

2004
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:30,878
in the early part of the film,
returned to save the Earth.

2005
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,278
in the early part of the film,
returned to save the Earth.

2006
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:31,678
in the early part of the film,
returned to save the Earth.

2007
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,078
in the early part of the film,
returned to save the Earth.

2008
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:32,478
in the early part of the film,
returned to save the Earth.

2009
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,674
in the early part of the film,
returned to save the Earth.

2010
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,278
But why?

2011
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,349
But why?

2012
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:35,918
Oh, well you see,
we love blancmanges.

2013
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,273
Oh, well you see,
we love blancmanges.

2014
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:37,838
Uh, my wife makes them.

2015
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,875
Uh, my wife makes them.

2016
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:39,438
NARRATOR:
She makes blancmanges that Size?

2017
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:39,838
NARRATOR:
She makes blancmanges that Size?

2018
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,238
NARRATOR:
She makes blancmanges that Size?

2019
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,434
NARRATOR:
She makes blancmanges that Size?

2020
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:41,998
Oh, yes, you see, we're from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda,

2021
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,398
Oh, yes, you see, we're from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda,

2022
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:42,798
Oh, yes, you see, we're from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda,

2023
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,198
Oh, yes, you see, we're from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda,

2024
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:43,598
Oh, yes, you see, we're from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda,

2025
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,828
Oh, yes, you see, we're from the planet
Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda,

2026
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:45,398
and they're all that size there.

2027
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,549
and they're all that size there.

2028
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,118
We tried to tell you at the beginning
of the film but you just panned off us.

2029
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:47,518
We tried to tell you at the beginning
of the film but you just panned off us.

2030
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:47,918
We tried to tell you at the beginning
of the film but you just panned off us.

2031
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,318
We tried to tell you at the beginning
of the film but you just panned off us.

2032
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:48,718
We tried to tell you at the beginning
of the film but you just panned off us.

2033
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,118
We tried to tell you at the beginning
of the film but you just panned off us.

2034
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:49,518
We tried to tell you at the beginning
of the film but you just panned off us.

2035
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,839
We tried to tell you at the beginning
of the film but you just panned off us.

2036
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:53,678
NARRATOR:
So the world was saved.

2037
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,078
NARRATOR:
So the world was saved.

2038
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NARRATOR:
So the world was saved.

2039
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And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2040
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And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2041
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:56,758
And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2042
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,158
And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2043
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:57,558
And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2044
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:57,958
And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2045
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,358
And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2046
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:58,758
And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2047
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,158
And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2048
00:28:59,160 --> 00:28:59,558
And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2049
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,788
And Angus Podgorny became the
first Scotsman to win Wimbledon,

2050
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fifteen years later.

2051
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fifteen years later.

2052
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fifteen years later.

2053
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:02,558
fifteen years later.

2054
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fifteen years later.