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It's...

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Well, where is he?

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Well, where is he?

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MAN:
Ooh.

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Ooh.
Oh, what is it, dear?

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Ooh.
Oh, what is it, dear?

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Ooh.
Oh, what is it, dear?

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Ooh.
Oh, what is it, dear?

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It's from the BBC.

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It's from the BBC.

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They want to know
if I want to be in a sketch on telly.

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They want to know
if I want to be in a sketch on telly.

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They want to know
if I want to be in a sketch on telly.

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They want to know
if I want to be in a sketch on telly.

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They want to know
if I want to be in a sketch on telly.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Well, it's acting, isn't it?
Yes.

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Well, it's acting, isn't it?
Yes.

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Well, it's acting, isn't it?
Yes.

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Well, it's acting, isn't it?
Yes.

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Well, I'm a plumber.
I can't act.

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Well, I'm a plumber.
I can't act.

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Well, I'm a plumber.
I can't act.

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Oh, you never know
till you try.

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Oh, you never know
till you try.

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Oh, you never know
till you try.

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Look at Mrs. Brando's son
next door.

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Look at Mrs. Brando's son
next door.

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Look at Mrs. Brando's son
next door.

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He was mending the fridge when they
came and asked him to be The Wild One.

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He was mending the fridge when they
came and asked him to be The Wild One.

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He was mending the fridge when they
came and asked him to be The Wild One.

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He was mending the fridge when they
came and asked him to be The Wild One.

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He was mending the fridge when they
came and asked him to be The Wild One.

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He was mending the fridge when they
came and asked him to be The Wild One.

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He was mending the fridge when they
came and asked him to be The Wild One.

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He was mending the fridge when they
came and asked him to be The Wild One.

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What do they want you to do?

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What do they want you to do?

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Well, they just want me
to stand at a counter,

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Well, they just want me
to stand at a counter,

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Well, they just want me
to stand at a counter,

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and when the sketch starts,
| go out.

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and when the sketch starts,
| go out.

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and when the sketch starts,
| go out.

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Oh, that sounds nice.
It's what they call a walk-on.

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Oh, that sounds nice.
It's what they call a walk-on.

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Oh, that sounds nice.
It's what they call a walk-on.

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Oh, that sounds nice.
It's what they call a walk-on.

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Oh, that sounds nice.
It's what they call a walk-on.

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Oh, that sounds nice.
It's what they call a walk-on.

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Walk-on? It's a walk-off,
that's what this is.

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Walk-on? It's a walk-off,
that's what this is.

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Walk-on? It's a walk-off,
that's what this is.

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Walk-on? It's a walk-off,
that's what this is.

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Walk-on? It's a walk-off,
that's what this is.

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Walk-on? It's a walk-off,
that's what this is.

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Walk-on? It's a walk-off,
that's what this is.

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Well, where is he, George?
I don't know.

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Well, where is he, George?
I don't know.

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He should have been here hours ago.
He bloody should have been.

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He should have been here hours ago.
He bloody should have been.

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He should have been here hours ago.
He bloody should have been.

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He should have been here hours ago.
He bloody should have been.

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He should have been here hours ago.
He bloody should have been.

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What else does it say?

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What else does it say?

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ltjust says, "We would like
you to be in a sketch.

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ltjust says, "We would like
you to be in a sketch.

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ltjust says, "We would like
you to be in a sketch.

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ltjust says, "We would like
you to be in a sketch.

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ltjust says, "We would like
you to be in a sketch.

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You are standing at a counter.
When the sketch starts, you go off.

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You are standing at a counter.
When the sketch starts, you go off.

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You are standing at a counter.
When the sketch starts, you go off.

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You are standing at a counter.
When the sketch starts, you go off.

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You are standing at a counter.
When the sketch starts, you go off.

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You are standing at a counter.
When the sketch starts, you go off.

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You are standing at a counter.
When the sketch starts, you go off.

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Yours faithfully, Lord Hill."

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Yours faithfully, Lord Hill."

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Oh, well, better be off, then.

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Oh, well, better be off, then.

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Oh, well, better be off, then.

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Oh, well, better be off, then.

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Well, what about the cat?
Oh, I'll look after the cat.

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Well, what about the cat?
Oh, I'll look after the cat.

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Well, what about the cat?
Oh, I'll look after the cat.

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Well, what about the cat?
Oh, I'll look after the cat.

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Well, what about the cat?
Oh, I'll look after the cat.

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Goodness me, Mrs. Newman's
eldest never worried about the cat

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Goodness me, Mrs. Newman's
eldest never worried about the cat

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Goodness me, Mrs. Newman's
eldest never worried about the cat

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Goodness me, Mrs. Newman's
eldest never worried about the cat

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Goodness me, Mrs. Newman's
eldest never worried about the cat

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Goodness me, Mrs. Newman's
eldest never worried about the cat

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when he went off to do
the Sweet Bird of Youth.

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when he went off to do
the Sweet Bird of Youth.

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when he went off to do
the Sweet Bird of Youth.

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when he went off to do
the Sweet Bird of Youth.

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All right then, all right.
Bye-bye, dear.

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All right then, all right.
Bye-bye, dear.

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Bye-bye, and mind you
don't get seduced.

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Bye-bye, and mind you
don't get seduced.

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Bye-bye, and mind you
don't get seduced.

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Bye-bye, and mind you
don't get seduced.

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Bye-bye, and mind you
don't get seduced.

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Well, it'll make a change
from plumbing.

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Well, it'll make a change
from plumbing.

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Well, it'll make a change
from plumbing.

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Well, it'll make a change
from plumbing.

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Well, it'll make a change
from plumbing.

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Dad, Frank's got a television part.

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Dad, Frank's got a television part.

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Dad, Frank's got a television part.

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Dad, Frank's got a television part.

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You missed him.

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You missed him.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Good morning,
lam a bank robber.

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Good morning,
lam a bank robber.

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Good morning,
lam a bank robber.

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Please don't panic,
just hand over all your money.

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Please don't panic,
just hand over all your money.

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Please don't panic,
just hand over all your money.

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Please don't panic,
just hand over all your money.

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This is a lingerie shop, sir.

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This is a lingerie shop, sir.

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Fine, fine, fine.

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Fine, fine, fine.

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Fine, fine, fine.

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Fine, fine, fine.

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Fine, fine, fine.

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Fine, fine, fine.

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Adopt, adapt and improve.

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Adopt, adapt and improve.

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Adopt, adapt and improve.

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Adopt, adapt and improve.

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Motto of the Round Table.
Well, um...

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Motto of the Round Table.
Well, um...

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Motto of the Round Table.
Well, um...

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Motto of the Round Table.
Well, um...

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Motto of the Round Table.
Well, um...

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What have you got?

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We've got corsets, stockings,
suspender belts, tights, bras,

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We've got corsets, stockings,
suspender belts, tights, bras,

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We've got corsets, stockings,
suspender belts, tights, bras,

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We've got corsets, stockings,
suspender belts, tights, bras,

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We've got corsets, stockings,
suspender belts, tights, bras,

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slips, petticoats, knickers,
socks and garters, sir.

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slips, petticoats, knickers,
socks and garters, sir.

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slips, petticoats, knickers,
socks and garters, sir.

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slips, petticoats, knickers,
socks and garters, sir.

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Fine, fine.

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Fine, fine.

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Fine, fine.

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Fine, fine. Um...

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Fine, fine. Um...

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Fine, fine. Um...

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Fine, fine. Um...

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No large piles of money in safes?

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No large piles of money in safes?

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No large piles of money in safes?

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No large piles of money in safes?

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No, sir.
No deposit accounts?

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No, sir.
No deposit accounts?

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No, sir.
No deposit accounts?

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No, sir.
No deposit accounts?

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No, sir.
No piles of cash

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No, sir.
No piles of cash

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No, sir.
No piles of cash

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in easy-to-carry bags?
None at all, sir.

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in easy-to-carry bags?
None at all, sir.

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in easy-to-carry bags?
None at all, sir.

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in easy-to-carry bags?
None at all, sir.

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in easy-to-carry bags?
None at all, sir.

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in easy-to-carry bags?
None at all, sir.

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No luncheon vouchers?
No, sir.

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No luncheon vouchers?
No, sir.

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Fine, fine.

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Fine, fine.

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Fine, fine.

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Well, um...

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Well, um...

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Well, um...

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Adopt, adapt and improve.

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Adopt, adapt and improve.

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Adopt, adapt and improve.

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Just a pair of knickers
then, please.

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Just a pair of knickers
then, please.

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Just a pair of knickers
then, please.

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[CHUCKLING]

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[CHUCKLING]

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[CHUCKLING]

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Well, that was a bit of fun,
wasn't it?

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Well, that was a bit of fun,
wasn't it?

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Well, that was a bit of fun,
wasn't it?

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Well, that was a bit of fun,
wasn't it?

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Well, that was a bit of fun,
wasn't it?

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And a special
good evening to you.

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And a special
good evening to you.

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And a special
good evening to you.

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And a special
good evening to you.

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And a special
good evening to you.

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Not just an ordinary good evening like
you get from all the other announcers,

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Not just an ordinary good evening like
you get from all the other announcers,

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Not just an ordinary good evening like
you get from all the other announcers,

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Not just an ordinary good evening like
you get from all the other announcers,

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Not just an ordinary good evening like
you get from all the other announcers,

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but a special
good evening from me...

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but a special
good evening from me...

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but a special
good evening from me...

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but a special
good evening from me...

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to you.

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to you.

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Well, what have we got next?
This is fun, isn't it?

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Well, what have we got next?
This is fun, isn't it?

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Well, what have we got next?
This is fun, isn't it?

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Well, what have we got next?
This is fun, isn't it?

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Well, what have we got next?
This is fun, isn't it?

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Well, what have we got next?
This is fun, isn't it?

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Well, what have we got next?
This is fun, isn't it?

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything
that any of you may be doing at home,

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything
that any of you may be doing at home,

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything
that any of you may be doing at home,

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything
that any of you may be doing at home,

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything
that any of you may be doing at home,

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything
that any of you may be doing at home,

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything
that any of you may be doing at home,

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but I want you to think of me
as an old queen.

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but I want you to think of me
as an old queen.

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but I want you to think of me
as an old queen.

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but I want you to think of me
as an old queen.

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but I want you to think of me
as an old queen.

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but I want you to think of me
as an old queen.

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FHend.

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FHend.

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Well, let's see what we've got next.

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Well, let's see what we've got next.

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In a few moments, It'sA Tree.

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In a few moments, It'sA Tree.

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In a few moments, It'sA Tree.

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And in the chair,
as usual, is Arthur Tree.

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And in the chair,
as usual, is Arthur Tree.

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And in the chair,
as usual, is Arthur Tree.

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And in the chair,
as usual, is Arthur Tree.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And starring in the show will be a host
of star guests as his star guests.

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And then at 9:30,

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we've got another rollicking
half-hour of laughter-packed squalor

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we've got another rollicking
half-hour of laughter-packed squalor

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we've got another rollicking
half-hour of laughter-packed squalor

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we've got another rollicking
half-hour of laughter-packed squalor

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we've got another rollicking
half-hour of laughter-packed squalor

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we've got another rollicking
half-hour of laughter-packed squalor

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we've got another rollicking
half-hour of laughter-packed squalor

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we've got another rollicking
half-hour of laughter-packed squalor

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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with Yes, it's the Sewage
Farm Attendants.

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And this week,
Dan falls into a vat of human dung

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And this week,
Dan falls into a vat of human dung

291
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And this week,
Dan falls into a vat of human dung

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And this week,
Dan falls into a vat of human dung

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And this week,
Dan falls into a vat of human dung

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And this week,
Dan falls into a vat of human dung

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with hilarious consequences.

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with hilarious consequences.

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with hilarious consequences.

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with hilarious consequences.

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with hilarious consequences.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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But now it's the glittering world
of show business with Arthur Tree.

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[my

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[my

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[my

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[my

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Hello. Hello, people,
and welcome to It's A Tree.

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Hello. Hello, people,
and welcome to It's A Tree.

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Hello. Hello, people,
and welcome to It's A Tree.

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Hello. Hello, people,
and welcome to It's A Tree.

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Hello. Hello, people,
and welcome to It's A Tree.

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Hello. Hello, people,
and welcome to It's A Tree.

320
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Hello. Hello, people,
and welcome to It's A Tree.

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Hello. Hello, people,
and welcome to It's A Tree.

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We have some really exciting guests
for you this evening.

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We have some really exciting guests
for you this evening.

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We have some really exciting guests
for you this evening.

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We have some really exciting guests
for you this evening.

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We have some really exciting guests
for you this evening.

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A fabulous spruce,
back from a tour of Holland,

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A fabulous spruce,
back from a tour of Holland,

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A fabulous spruce,
back from a tour of Holland,

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A fabulous spruce,
back from a tour of Holland,

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A fabulous spruce,
back from a tour of Holland,

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A fabulous spruce,
back from a tour of Holland,

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three gum trees, making their first
appearance in this country,

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three gum trees, making their first
appearance in this country,

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three gum trees, making their first
appearance in this country,

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three gum trees, making their first
appearance in this country,

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three gum trees, making their first
appearance in this country,

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three gum trees, making their first
appearance in this country,

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three gum trees, making their first
appearance in this country,

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three gum trees, making their first
appearance in this country,

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Scot pine and the conifers,

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Scot pine and the conifers,

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Scot pine and the conifers,

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and Elm Tree Bole,
there you go, can't be bad,

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and Elm Tree Bole,
there you go, can't be bad,

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and Elm Tree Bole,
there you go, can't be bad,

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and Elm Tree Bole,
there you go, can't be bad,

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and Elm Tree Bole,
there you go, can't be bad,

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and Elm Tree Bole,
there you go, can't be bad,

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and Elm Tree Bole,
there you go, can't be bad,

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an exiting new American plank,

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an exiting new American plank,

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an exiting new American plank,

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an exiting new American plank,

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a rainforest
and a bucket of sawdust,

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a rainforest
and a bucket of sawdust,

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a rainforest
and a bucket of sawdust,

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a rainforest
and a bucket of sawdust,

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giving their views
on teenage violence,

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giving their views
on teenage violence,

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giving their views
on teenage violence,

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giving their views
on teenage violence,

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giving their views
on teenage violence,

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and an unusual guest
for this program,

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and an unusual guest
for this program,

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and an unusual guest
for this program,

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and an unusual guest
for this program,

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a piece of laminated plastic.

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a piece of laminated plastic.

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a piece of laminated plastic.

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a piece of laminated plastic.

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Hi there.

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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

375
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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

376
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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

377
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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

378
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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

379
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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

381
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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

383
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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

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But first, will you please,
please welcome a block of wood.

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[APPLAUSE]

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[APPLAUSE]

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[APPLAUSE]

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[APPLAUSE]

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Well, Block. Nice to have you
on the show again.

390
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Well, Block. Nice to have you
on the show again.

391
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Well, Block. Nice to have you
on the show again.

392
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Well, Block. Nice to have you
on the show again.

393
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Well, Block. Nice to have you
on the show again.

394
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Well, uh, thanks, Tree.
I've got to pay the rent.

395
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Well, uh, thanks, Tree.
I've got to pay the rent.

396
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Well, uh, thanks, Tree.
I've got to pay the rent.

397
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Well, uh, thanks, Tree.
I've got to pay the rent.

398
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Well, uh, thanks, Tree.
I've got to pay the rent.

399
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Well, uh, thanks, Tree.
I've got to pay the rent.

400
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Well, uh, thanks, Tree.
I've got to pay the rent.

401
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Well, uh, thanks, Tree.
I've got to pay the rent.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[LAUGHTER]

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[LAUGHTER]

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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

407
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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

408
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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

409
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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

410
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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

411
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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

412
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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

413
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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

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Super. Well, what have you
been doing, Block?

415
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Well, I've just been starring

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Well, I've just been starring

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Well, I've just been starring

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Well, I've just been starring

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in several major, multi-million-dollar
international films

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in several major, multi-million-dollar
international films

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in several major, multi-million-dollar
international films

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in several major, multi-million-dollar
international films

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in several major, multi-million-dollar
international films

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in several major, multi-million-dollar
international films

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in several major, multi-million-dollar
international films

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in several major, multi-million-dollar
international films

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and, during breaks on the set,

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and, during breaks on the set,

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and, during breaks on the set,

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and, during breaks on the set,

431
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and, during breaks on the set,

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I've been designing a cathedral,

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I've been designing a cathedral,

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I've been designing a cathedral,

435
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I've been designing a cathedral,

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I've been designing a cathedral,

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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

439
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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

441
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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

442
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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

443
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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

444
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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

445
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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

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doing wonderful,
unpublicized work for charity,

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finishing my history of the world,
of course,

448
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finishing my history of the world,
of course,

449
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finishing my history of the world,
of course,

450
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finishing my history of the world,
of course,

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pulling the birds...
Oh!

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pulling the birds...
Oh!

453
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pulling the birds...
Oh!

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Photographing royalty
on the loo,

455
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Photographing royalty
on the loo,

456
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Photographing royalty
on the loo,

457
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Photographing royalty
on the loo,

458
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Photographing royalty
on the loo,

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averting World War III,
can't be bad,

460
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averting World War III,
can't be bad,

461
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averting World War III,
can't be bad,

462
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averting World War III,
can't be bad,

463
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averting World War III,
can't be bad,

464
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averting World War III,
can't be bad,

465
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averting World War III,
can't be bad,

466
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averting World War III,
can't be bad,

467
00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:02,518
and learning to read.

468
00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:02,918
and learning to read.

469
00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,318
and learning to read.

470
00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:03,718
and learning to read.

471
00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,118
and learning to read.

472
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,235
and learning to read.

473
00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,278
The full Renaissance bit, really.

474
00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:06,678
The full Renaissance bit, really.

475
00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,079
The full Renaissance bit, really.

476
00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:08,638
BLOCK: Yeah, yeah.
Super, super.

477
00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:09,038
BLOCK: Yeah, yeah.
Super, super.

478
00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,393
BLOCK: Yeah, yeah.
Super, super.

479
00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:11,598
Well, I've got to stop you there,
Block, I'm afraid,

480
00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:11,998
Well, I've got to stop you there,
Block, I'm afraid,

481
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,398
Well, I've got to stop you there,
Block, I'm afraid,

482
00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,628
Well, I've got to stop you there,
Block, I'm afraid,

483
00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:14,238
because we've got someone who's
been doing cabaret in the new forest,

484
00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:14,638
because we've got someone who's
been doing cabaret in the new forest,

485
00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,038
because we've got someone who's
been doing cabaret in the new forest,

486
00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:15,438
because we've got someone who's
been doing cabaret in the new forest,

487
00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:15,838
because we've got someone who's
been doing cabaret in the new forest,

488
00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:16,238
because we've got someone who's
been doing cabaret in the new forest,

489
00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:16,638
because we've got someone who's
been doing cabaret in the new forest,

490
00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:17,755
because we've got someone who's
been doing cabaret in the new forest,

491
00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:18,318
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

492
00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:18,718
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

493
00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:19,118
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

494
00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:19,518
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

495
00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:19,918
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

496
00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:20,318
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

497
00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:20,718
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

498
00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:21,118
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

499
00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:21,518
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

500
00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:21,918
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

501
00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,239
from America, will you welcome
please, a Chippendale writing desk.

502
00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:24,834
Thank you, Mr. Tree.

503
00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:25,438
I'd now like to do a few impersonations
of some of my favourite Englishmen.

504
00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:25,838
I'd now like to do a few impersonations
of some of my favourite Englishmen.

505
00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:26,238
I'd now like to do a few impersonations
of some of my favourite Englishmen.

506
00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:26,638
I'd now like to do a few impersonations
of some of my favourite Englishmen.

507
00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,038
I'd now like to do a few impersonations
of some of my favourite Englishmen.

508
00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:27,438
I'd now like to do a few impersonations
of some of my favourite Englishmen.

509
00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:27,838
I'd now like to do a few impersonations
of some of my favourite Englishmen.

510
00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,034
I'd now like to do a few impersonations
of some of my favourite Englishmen.

511
00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:29,638
First off, Long John Sliver.

512
00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,038
First off, Long John Sliver.

513
00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:30,438
First off, Long John Sliver.

514
00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:30,838
First off, Long John Sliver.

515
00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:31,238
First off, Long John Sliver.

516
00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,559
First off, Long John Sliver.

517
00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:33,558
Arr, Jim Boy. Arr. Arr.

518
00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:33,958
Arr, Jim Boy. Arr. Arr.

519
00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,358
Arr, Jim Boy. Arr. Arr.

520
00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:34,758
Arr, Jim Boy. Arr. Arr.

521
00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,158
Arr, Jim Boy. Arr. Arr.

522
00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:35,558
Arr, Jim Boy. Arr. Arr.

523
00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:35,958
Arr, Jim Boy. Arr. Arr.

524
00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,109
Arr, Jim Boy. Arr. Arr.

525
00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:37,678
And now, Edward Heath.

526
00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:38,078
And now, Edward Heath.

527
00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:38,478
And now, Edward Heath.

528
00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:38,878
And now, Edward Heath.

529
00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:39,278
And now, Edward Heath.

530
00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,599
And now, Edward Heath.

531
00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,158
Hello, sailor.

532
00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:41,558
Hello, sailor.

533
00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,788
Hello, sailor.

534
00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:44,438
Now, a short scene
from a play by Harold Splinter.

535
00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:44,838
Now, a short scene
from a play by Harold Splinter.

536
00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:45,238
Now, a short scene
from a play by Harold Splinter.

537
00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:45,638
Now, a short scene
from a play by Harold Splinter.

538
00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:46,038
Now, a short scene
from a play by Harold Splinter.

539
00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:46,438
Now, a short scene
from a play by Harold Splinter.

540
00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,714
Now, a short scene
from a play by Harold Splinter.

541
00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:50,995
[MUSIC PLAYING]

542
00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:51,598
Wasn't that just great,
ladies and gentlemen?

543
00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:51,998
Wasn't that just great,
ladies and gentlemen?

544
00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:52,398
Wasn't that just great,
ladies and gentlemen?

545
00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,435
Wasn't that just great,
ladies and gentlemen?

546
00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:53,998
But wait a minute,
we've got something else

547
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,398
But wait a minute,
we've got something else

548
00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:54,798
But wait a minute,
we've got something else

549
00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,074
But wait a minute,
we've got something else

550
00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:56,638
I just know you're going to love.

551
00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,038
I just know you're going to love.

552
00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:57,438
I just know you're going to love.

553
00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,668
I just know you're going to love.

554
00:07:58,840 --> 00:07:59,238
[MUSIC PLAYING]

555
00:07:59,240 --> 00:07:59,638
[MUSIC PLAYING]

556
00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,038
[MUSIC PLAYING]

557
00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,268
[MUSIC PLAYING]

558
00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:15,678
Yes, sir, coming right up,

559
00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,078
Yes, sir, coming right up,

560
00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,149
Yes, sir, coming right up,

561
00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:17,718
the Vocational
Guidance Counsellor sketch.

562
00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:18,118
the Vocational
Guidance Counsellor sketch.

563
00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:18,518
the Vocational
Guidance Counsellor sketch.

564
00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:18,918
the Vocational
Guidance Counsellor sketch.

565
00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:19,318
the Vocational
Guidance Counsellor sketch.

566
00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:19,718
the Vocational
Guidance Counsellor sketch.

567
00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:20,789
the Vocational
Guidance Counsellor sketch.

568
00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:38,558
MAN 1 & 2 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

569
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:38,958
MAN 1 & 2 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

570
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:39,358
MAN 1 & 2 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

571
00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:39,758
MAN 1 & 2 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

572
00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,158
MAN 1 & 2 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

573
00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,229
MAN 1 & 2 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

574
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:41,798
MAN 3 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

575
00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:42,198
MAN 3 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

576
00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,519
MAN 3 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

577
00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:44,078
MAN 4 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

578
00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:44,478
MAN 4 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

579
00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:44,878
MAN 4 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

580
00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,108
MAN 4 [SINGING]:
Vocational guidance counsel/or

581
00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:46,678
[SIN GIN G]
Vocational guidance counsel/or

582
00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,078
[SIN GIN G]
Vocational guidance counsel/or

583
00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:47,478
[SIN GIN G]
Vocational guidance counsel/or

584
00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:47,878
[SIN GIN G]
Vocational guidance counsel/or

585
00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:48,278
[SIN GIN G]
Vocational guidance counsel/or

586
00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:48,678
[SIN GIN G]
Vocational guidance counsel/or

587
00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:49,078
[SIN GIN G]
Vocational guidance counsel/or

588
00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,229
[SIN GIN G]
Vocational guidance counsel/or

589
00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:56,518
[WHISTLING]

590
00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:56,918
[WHISTLING]

591
00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:57,318
[WHISTLING]

592
00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,435
[WHISTLING]

593
00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:58,998
Ah, Mr. Anchovy.
Do sit down.

594
00:08:59,000 --> 00:08:59,398
Ah, Mr. Anchovy.
Do sit down.

595
00:08:59,400 --> 00:08:59,798
Ah, Mr. Anchovy.
Do sit down.

596
00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,835
Ah, Mr. Anchovy.
Do sit down.

597
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:01,398
Thank you. Take the weight
off the feet, eh?

598
00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:01,798
Thank you. Take the weight
off the feet, eh?

599
00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,915
Thank you. Take the weight
off the feet, eh?

600
00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,069
Yes, yes.

601
00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:04,678
Lovely weather for the
time of year, I must say.

602
00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:05,078
Lovely weather for the
time of year, I must say.

603
00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,433
Lovely weather for the
time of year, I must say.

604
00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,038
Enough of this gay banter.
Now, Mr. Anchovy,

605
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:07,438
Enough of this gay banter.
Now, Mr. Anchovy,

606
00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,839
Enough of this gay banter.
Now, Mr. Anchovy,

607
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:09,398
you asked us to advise you which
job in life you were best suited for.

608
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:09,798
you asked us to advise you which
job in life you were best suited for.

609
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,198
you asked us to advise you which
job in life you were best suited for.

610
00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:10,598
you asked us to advise you which
job in life you were best suited for.

611
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:10,998
you asked us to advise you which
job in life you were best suited for.

612
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:11,398
you asked us to advise you which
job in life you were best suited for.

613
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:11,798
you asked us to advise you which
job in life you were best suited for.

614
00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,198
you asked us to advise you which
job in life you were best suited for.

615
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,519
you asked us to advise you which
job in life you were best suited for.

616
00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:14,715
That is correct, yes.

617
00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:15,278
Well, | now have the results
here of the interviews

618
00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,554
Well, | now have the results
here of the interviews

619
00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,118
and the aptitude tests
that you took last week,

620
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:17,518
and the aptitude tests
that you took last week,

621
00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,794
and the aptitude tests
that you took last week,

622
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:19,358
and from them we've built up a pretty clear
picture of the sort of person that you are.

623
00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:19,758
and from them we've built up a pretty clear
picture of the sort of person that you are.

624
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,158
and from them we've built up a pretty clear
picture of the sort of person that you are.

625
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:20,558
and from them we've built up a pretty clear
picture of the sort of person that you are.

626
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:20,958
and from them we've built up a pretty clear
picture of the sort of person that you are.

627
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,358
and from them we've built up a pretty clear
picture of the sort of person that you are.

628
00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,509
and from them we've built up a pretty clear
picture of the sort of person that you are.

629
00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:23,118
And I think I can say,
without fear of contradiction,

630
00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:23,518
And I think I can say,
without fear of contradiction,

631
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:23,918
And I think I can say,
without fear of contradiction,

632
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,319
And I think I can say,
without fear of contradiction,

633
00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:25,918
that the ideal job for you
is chartered accountancy.

634
00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:26,318
that the ideal job for you
is chartered accountancy.

635
00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:26,718
that the ideal job for you
is chartered accountancy.

636
00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:27,118
that the ideal job for you
is chartered accountancy.

637
00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:27,518
that the ideal job for you
is chartered accountancy.

638
00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,748
that the ideal job for you
is chartered accountancy.

639
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,198
But I am a chartered accountant.

640
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,599
But I am a chartered accountant.

641
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:33,318
Jolly good. Well, back
to the office with you then.

642
00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:33,718
Jolly good. Well, back
to the office with you then.

643
00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:34,118
Jolly good. Well, back
to the office with you then.

644
00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:34,518
Jolly good. Well, back
to the office with you then.

645
00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,555
Jolly good. Well, back
to the office with you then.

646
00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,118
No, no, no.
You don't understand.

647
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,439
No, no, no.
You don't understand.

648
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:37,998
I've been a chartered accountant
for the last 20 years. I want a newjob.

649
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,398
I've been a chartered accountant
for the last 20 years. I want a newjob.

650
00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:38,798
I've been a chartered accountant
for the last 20 years. I want a newjob.

651
00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,198
I've been a chartered accountant
for the last 20 years. I want a newjob.

652
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:39,598
I've been a chartered accountant
for the last 20 years. I want a newjob.

653
00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,919
I've been a chartered accountant
for the last 20 years. I want a newjob.

654
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:41,478
Something exciting
that will let me live.

655
00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:41,878
Something exciting
that will let me live.

656
00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,199
Something exciting
that will let me live.

657
00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:43,758
Well, chartered accountancy
is rather exciting, isn't it?

658
00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:44,158
Well, chartered accountancy
is rather exciting, isn't it?

659
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:44,558
Well, chartered accountancy
is rather exciting, isn't it?

660
00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,879
Well, chartered accountancy
is rather exciting, isn't it?

661
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:46,478
Exciting? No, it's not.

662
00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:46,878
Exciting? No, it's not.

663
00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,278
Exciting? No, it's not.

664
00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,599
Exciting? No, it's not.

665
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:49,158
It's dull. Dull, dull.

666
00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:49,558
It's dull. Dull, dull.

667
00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:49,958
It's dull. Dull, dull.

668
00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,358
It's dull. Dull, dull.

669
00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,475
It's dull. Dull, dull.

670
00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,038
My God, it's dull,
it's so desperately dull

671
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:52,438
My God, it's dull,
it's so desperately dull

672
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:52,838
My God, it's dull,
it's so desperately dull

673
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:53,238
My God, it's dull,
it's so desperately dull

674
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:53,638
My God, it's dull,
it's so desperately dull

675
00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:54,038
My God, it's dull,
it's so desperately dull

676
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:54,438
My God, it's dull,
it's so desperately dull

677
00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,668
My God, it's dull,
it's so desperately dull

678
00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:56,238
and tedious
and stuffy and boring

679
00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:56,638
and tedious
and stuffy and boring

680
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,038
and tedious
and stuffy and boring

681
00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:57,438
and tedious
and stuffy and boring

682
00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:57,838
and tedious
and stuffy and boring

683
00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:58,238
and tedious
and stuffy and boring

684
00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,514
and tedious
and stuffy and boring

685
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,078
and desperately dull.

686
00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:00,478
and desperately dull.

687
00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,674
and desperately dull.

688
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:02,238
Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, your report here

689
00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:02,638
Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, your report here

690
00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,038
Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, your report here

691
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:03,438
Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, your report here

692
00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:03,838
Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, your report here

693
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:04,238
Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, your report here

694
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,639
Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, your report here

695
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,198
says that you are
an extremely dull person.

696
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:06,598
says that you are
an extremely dull person.

697
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:06,998
says that you are
an extremely dull person.

698
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,398
says that you are
an extremely dull person.

699
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:07,798
says that you are
an extremely dull person.

700
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,915
says that you are
an extremely dull person.

701
00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:09,518
You see, our experts describe you
as an appallingly dull fellow.

702
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:09,918
You see, our experts describe you
as an appallingly dull fellow.

703
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:10,318
You see, our experts describe you
as an appallingly dull fellow.

704
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:10,718
You see, our experts describe you
as an appallingly dull fellow.

705
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,118
You see, our experts describe you
as an appallingly dull fellow.

706
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:11,518
You see, our experts describe you
as an appallingly dull fellow.

707
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:11,918
You see, our experts describe you
as an appallingly dull fellow.

708
00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,989
You see, our experts describe you
as an appallingly dull fellow.

709
00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:13,558
"Unimaginative, timid,
lacking in initiative, spineless,

710
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:13,958
"Unimaginative, timid,
lacking in initiative, spineless,

711
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:14,358
"Unimaginative, timid,
lacking in initiative, spineless,

712
00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:14,758
"Unimaginative, timid,
lacking in initiative, spineless,

713
00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,158
"Unimaginative, timid,
lacking in initiative, spineless,

714
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:15,558
"Unimaginative, timid,
lacking in initiative, spineless,

715
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,913
"Unimaginative, timid,
lacking in initiative, spineless,

716
00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:17,478
easily dominated,
no sense of humour,

717
00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:17,878
easily dominated,
no sense of humour,

718
00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,278
easily dominated,
no sense of humour,

719
00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,554
easily dominated,
no sense of humour,

720
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,118
tedious company
and irrepressibly drab and awful."

721
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:20,518
tedious company
and irrepressibly drab and awful."

722
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:20,918
tedious company
and irrepressibly drab and awful."

723
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:21,318
tedious company
and irrepressibly drab and awful."

724
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:21,718
tedious company
and irrepressibly drab and awful."

725
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,118
tedious company
and irrepressibly drab and awful."

726
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,348
tedious company
and irrepressibly drab and awful."

727
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:23,918
And whereas in most professions

728
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,318
And whereas in most professions

729
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:24,718
And whereas in most professions

730
00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,835
And whereas in most professions

731
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:26,398
these would be
considerable drawbacks,

732
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:26,798
these would be
considerable drawbacks,

733
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,198
these would be
considerable drawbacks,

734
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,269
these would be
considerable drawbacks,

735
00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:28,838
in chartered accountancy
they're a positive boon.

736
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:29,238
in chartered accountancy
they're a positive boon.

737
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:29,638
in chartered accountancy
they're a positive boon.

738
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,038
in chartered accountancy
they're a positive boon.

739
00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,359
in chartered accountancy
they're a positive boon.

740
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:31,918
But don't you see,
I came here to find a new job.

741
00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:32,318
But don't you see,
I came here to find a new job.

742
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:32,718
But don't you see,
I came here to find a new job.

743
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:33,118
But don't you see,
I came here to find a new job.

744
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,155
But don't you see,
I came here to find a new job.

745
00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:34,718
A new life.
A new meaning to my existence.

746
00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:35,118
A new life.
A new meaning to my existence.

747
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:35,518
A new life.
A new meaning to my existence.

748
00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:35,918
A new life.
A new meaning to my existence.

749
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,148
A new life.
A new meaning to my existence.

750
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,679
Can't you help me?
Well,

751
00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:39,238
do you have any idea
of what you want to do?

752
00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:39,638
do you have any idea
of what you want to do?

753
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,039
do you have any idea
of what you want to do?

754
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:41,598
Yes. Yes, I have.
What?

755
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:41,998
Yes. Yes, I have.
What?

756
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,398
Yes. Yes, I have.
What?

757
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,435
Yes. Yes, I have.
What?

758
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,038
Lion-taming.

759
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:44,438
Lion-taming.

760
00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:45,555
Lion-taming.

761
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,074
Yes, yes.

762
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:50,638
Of course,
it's a bit of a jump, isn't it?

763
00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:51,038
Of course,
it's a bit of a jump, isn't it?

764
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,075
Of course,
it's a bit of a jump, isn't it?

765
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:52,638
I mean, chartered accountancy
to lion-taming in one go.

766
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,038
I mean, chartered accountancy
to lion-taming in one go.

767
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:53,438
I mean, chartered accountancy
to lion-taming in one go.

768
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:53,838
I mean, chartered accountancy
to lion-taming in one go.

769
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:54,238
I mean, chartered accountancy
to lion-taming in one go.

770
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,434
I mean, chartered accountancy
to lion-taming in one go.

771
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,038
You don't think it might be better if you worked
your way towards lion-taming, say, via banking?

772
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:56,438
You don't think it might be better if you worked
your way towards lion-taming, say, via banking?

773
00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:56,838
You don't think it might be better if you worked
your way towards lion-taming, say, via banking?

774
00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:57,238
You don't think it might be better if you worked
your way towards lion-taming, say, via banking?

775
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:57,638
You don't think it might be better if you worked
your way towards lion-taming, say, via banking?

776
00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:58,038
You don't think it might be better if you worked
your way towards lion-taming, say, via banking?

777
00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:58,438
You don't think it might be better if you worked
your way towards lion-taming, say, via banking?

778
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:58,838
You don't think it might be better if you worked
your way towards lion-taming, say, via banking?

779
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,114
You don't think it might be better if you worked
your way towards lion-taming, say, via banking?

780
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,315
No. No, no, no.

781
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:01,878
I don't want to wait.
At 9:00 tomorrow,

782
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:02,278
I don't want to wait.
At 9:00 tomorrow,

783
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:02,678
I don't want to wait.
At 9:00 tomorrow,

784
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,033
I don't want to wait.
At 9:00 tomorrow,

785
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:04,598
I want to be in there, taming.
Fine, fine.

786
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:04,998
I want to be in there, taming.
Fine, fine.

787
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,274
I want to be in there, taming.
Fine, fine.

788
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:06,838
But do you--? Do you
have any qualifications?

789
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,238
But do you--? Do you
have any qualifications?

790
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:07,638
But do you--? Do you
have any qualifications?

791
00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,038
But do you--? Do you
have any qualifications?

792
00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:08,438
But do you--? Do you
have any qualifications?

793
00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,634
But do you--? Do you
have any qualifications?

794
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,198
Yes, I've got a hat.

795
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,474
Yes, I've got a hat.

796
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:12,318
A hat?
Yes, a hat. A lion-taming hat.

797
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:12,718
A hat?
Yes, a hat. A lion-taming hat.

798
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,118
A hat?
Yes, a hat. A lion-taming hat.

799
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,235
A hat?
Yes, a hat. A lion-taming hat.

800
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:14,838
A hat, with "lion-tamer" on it.
I got it at Harrods.

801
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,238
A hat, with "lion-tamer" on it.
I got it at Harrods.

802
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:15,638
A hat, with "lion-tamer" on it.
I got it at Harrods.

803
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,834
A hat, with "lion-tamer" on it.
I got it at Harrods.

804
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:17,438
And it lights up, saying, "lion-tamer"
in great big neon letters

805
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:17,838
And it lights up, saying, "lion-tamer"
in great big neon letters

806
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:18,238
And it lights up, saying, "lion-tamer"
in great big neon letters

807
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:18,638
And it lights up, saying, "lion-tamer"
in great big neon letters

808
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,038
And it lights up, saying, "lion-tamer"
in great big neon letters

809
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,359
And it lights up, saying, "lion-tamer"
in great big neon letters

810
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:20,918
so you can tame them after dark,
when they're less stroppy.

811
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:21,318
so you can tame them after dark,
when they're less stroppy.

812
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,639
so you can tame them after dark,
when they're less stroppy.

813
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:23,915
lsee,lsee.

814
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:24,478
You can claim reasonable wear and tear. Switch it off
during the daytime, claim reasonable wear and tear

815
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:24,878
You can claim reasonable wear and tear. Switch it off
during the daytime, claim reasonable wear and tear

816
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,278
You can claim reasonable wear and tear. Switch it off
during the daytime, claim reasonable wear and tear

817
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:25,678
You can claim reasonable wear and tear. Switch it off
during the daytime, claim reasonable wear and tear

818
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,033
You can claim reasonable wear and tear. Switch it off
during the daytime, claim reasonable wear and tear

819
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:27,598
as allowable, professional
expenses under paragraph--

820
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:27,998
as allowable, professional
expenses under paragraph--

821
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:28,398
as allowable, professional
expenses under paragraph--

822
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,549
as allowable, professional
expenses under paragraph--

823
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:30,158
Yes, yes, I do follow, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, the snag is,

824
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:30,558
Yes, yes, I do follow, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, the snag is,

825
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:30,958
Yes, yes, I do follow, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, the snag is,

826
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:31,358
Yes, yes, I do follow, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, the snag is,

827
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:31,758
Yes, yes, I do follow, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, the snag is,

828
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,158
Yes, yes, I do follow, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, the snag is,

829
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,479
Yes, yes, I do follow, Mr. Anchovy,
but you see, the snag is,

830
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,078
if I now call Mr. Chipperfield
and say to him,

831
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:34,478
if I now call Mr. Chipperfield
and say to him,

832
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:34,878
if I now call Mr. Chipperfield
and say to him,

833
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,278
if I now call Mr. Chipperfield
and say to him,

834
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:35,678
if I now call Mr. Chipperfield
and say to him,

835
00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,078
if I now call Mr. Chipperfield
and say to him,

836
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,229
if I now call Mr. Chipperfield
and say to him,

837
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:37,838
"Look here, I've got a 45-year-old
chartered accountant with me

838
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:38,238
"Look here, I've got a 45-year-old
chartered accountant with me

839
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:38,638
"Look here, I've got a 45-year-old
chartered accountant with me

840
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,038
"Look here, I've got a 45-year-old
chartered accountant with me

841
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:39,438
"Look here, I've got a 45-year-old
chartered accountant with me

842
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:39,838
"Look here, I've got a 45-year-old
chartered accountant with me

843
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,068
"Look here, I've got a 45-year-old
chartered accountant with me

844
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:41,638
who wants
to become a lion-tamer,"

845
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,959
who wants
to become a lion-tamer,"

846
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,518
his first question is not going to be,
"Does he have his own hat?"

847
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:43,918
his first question is not going to be,
"Does he have his own hat?"

848
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,318
his first question is not going to be,
"Does he have his own hat?"

849
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:44,718
his first question is not going to be,
"Does he have his own hat?"

850
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,118
his first question is not going to be,
"Does he have his own hat?"

851
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:45,518
his first question is not going to be,
"Does he have his own hat?"

852
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:45,918
his first question is not going to be,
"Does he have his own hat?"

853
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,239
his first question is not going to be,
"Does he have his own hat?"

854
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:47,838
He's going to ask what sort of
experience you've had with lions.

855
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,238
He's going to ask what sort of
experience you've had with lions.

856
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:48,638
He's going to ask what sort of
experience you've had with lions.

857
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,038
He's going to ask what sort of
experience you've had with lions.

858
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:49,438
He's going to ask what sort of
experience you've had with lions.

859
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,509
He's going to ask what sort of
experience you've had with lions.

860
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:51,238
Well, |-- I've seen them at the zoo.

861
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:51,638
Well, |-- I've seen them at the zoo.

862
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,868
Well, |-- I've seen them at the zoo.

863
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:53,678
Good, good, good.
Yes, little brown furry things

864
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,078
Good, good, good.
Yes, little brown furry things

865
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:54,478
Good, good, good.
Yes, little brown furry things

866
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,674
Good, good, good.
Yes, little brown furry things

867
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,278
with short stumpy legs
and great long noses.

868
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:56,678
with short stumpy legs
and great long noses.

869
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,078
with short stumpy legs
and great long noses.

870
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,479
with short stumpy legs
and great long noses.

871
00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,078
I don't know what all the fuss is
about, I could tame one of those.

872
00:11:59,080 --> 00:11:59,478
I don't know what all the fuss is
about, I could tame one of those.

873
00:11:59,480 --> 00:11:59,878
I don't know what all the fuss is
about, I could tame one of those.

874
00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,233
I don't know what all the fuss is
about, I could tame one of those.

875
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:01,798
They look pretty tame to start with.

876
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,198
They look pretty tame to start with.

877
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,519
They look pretty tame to start with.

878
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,278
And these-—
These lions, how high are they?

879
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:04,678
And these-—
These lions, how high are they?

880
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,078
And these-—
These lions, how high are they?

881
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,229
And these-—
These lions, how high are they?

882
00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:07,678
Well, they're about so high, you know.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.

883
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,078
Well, they're about so high, you know.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.

884
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,308
Well, they're about so high, you know.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.

885
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:09,878
They don't frighten me at all.
Really?

886
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,278
They don't frighten me at all.
Really?

887
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:10,678
They don't frighten me at all.
Really?

888
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,829
They don't frighten me at all.
Really?

889
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,398
And do these lions eat ants?
Yes, that's right.

890
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:12,798
And do these lions eat ants?
Yes, that's right.

891
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:13,198
And do these lions eat ants?
Yes, that's right.

892
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:13,598
And do these lions eat ants?
Yes, that's right.

893
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:13,998
And do these lions eat ants?
Yes, that's right.

894
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,399
And do these lions eat ants?
Yes, that's right.

895
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,919
Mm-hm.

896
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:17,478
Well, Mr. Anchovy, I'm afraid

897
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,799
Well, Mr. Anchovy, I'm afraid

898
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:19,358
what you've got hold of there
is an anteater.

899
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:19,758
what you've got hold of there
is an anteater.

900
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,158
what you've got hold of there
is an anteater.

901
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,434
what you've got hold of there
is an anteater.

902
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:22,638
A what?
An anteater. Not a lion.

903
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,038
A what?
An anteater. Not a lion.

904
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:23,438
A what?
An anteater. Not a lion.

905
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:23,838
A what?
An anteater. Not a lion.

906
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:24,955
A what?
An anteater. Not a lion.

907
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:25,558
You see, a lion
is a huge savage beast

908
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:25,958
You see, a lion
is a huge savage beast

909
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:26,358
You see, a lion
is a huge savage beast

910
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,429
You see, a lion
is a huge savage beast

911
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:27,998
about 5 feet high, 10 feet long,
weighing about 400 pounds,

912
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:28,398
about 5 feet high, 10 feet long,
weighing about 400 pounds,

913
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:28,798
about 5 feet high, 10 feet long,
weighing about 400 pounds,

914
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,198
about 5 feet high, 10 feet long,
weighing about 400 pounds,

915
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:29,598
about 5 feet high, 10 feet long,
weighing about 400 pounds,

916
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:29,998
about 5 feet high, 10 feet long,
weighing about 400 pounds,

917
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,398
about 5 feet high, 10 feet long,
weighing about 400 pounds,

918
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,628
about 5 feet high, 10 feet long,
weighing about 400 pounds,

919
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,198
running 40 miles an hour,
with masses of sharp pointed teeth

920
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:32,598
running 40 miles an hour,
with masses of sharp pointed teeth

921
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:32,998
running 40 miles an hour,
with masses of sharp pointed teeth

922
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:33,398
running 40 miles an hour,
with masses of sharp pointed teeth

923
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:33,798
running 40 miles an hour,
with masses of sharp pointed teeth

924
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,198
running 40 miles an hour,
with masses of sharp pointed teeth

925
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,519
running 40 miles an hour,
with masses of sharp pointed teeth

926
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,078
and nasty, long, razor-sharp claws
that could rip your belly open

927
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:36,478
and nasty, long, razor-sharp claws
that could rip your belly open

928
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:36,878
and nasty, long, razor-sharp claws
that could rip your belly open

929
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,278
and nasty, long, razor-sharp claws
that could rip your belly open

930
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:37,678
and nasty, long, razor-sharp claws
that could rip your belly open

931
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:38,078
and nasty, long, razor-sharp claws
that could rip your belly open

932
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:38,478
and nasty, long, razor-sharp claws
that could rip your belly open

933
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,708
and nasty, long, razor-sharp claws
that could rip your belly open

934
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:40,318
before you could say Eric Robinson,
and they look like this.

935
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:40,718
before you could say Eric Robinson,
and they look like this.

936
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,118
before you could say Eric Robinson,
and they look like this.

937
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:41,518
before you could say Eric Robinson,
and they look like this.

938
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:41,918
before you could say Eric Robinson,
and they look like this.

939
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,273
before you could say Eric Robinson,
and they look like this.

940
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:43,998
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS]

941
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:44,398
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS]

942
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:44,798
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS]

943
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,994
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS]

944
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:48,878
Time enough, I think,
for a piece of wood.

945
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,278
Time enough, I think,
for a piece of wood.

946
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:49,678
Time enough, I think,
for a piece of wood.

947
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,829
Time enough, I think,
for a piece of wood.

948
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:53,558
NARRATOR:
The larch.

949
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:53,958
NARRATOR:
The larch.

950
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,358
NARRATOR:
The larch.

951
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,634
NARRATOR:
The larch.

952
00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,318
Now, shall I call Mr. Chipperfield?
No. No, no, no.

953
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:58,718
Now, shall I call Mr. Chipperfield?
No. No, no, no.

954
00:12:58,720 --> 00:12:59,118
Now, shall I call Mr. Chipperfield?
No. No, no, no.

955
00:12:59,120 --> 00:12:59,518
Now, shall I call Mr. Chipperfield?
No. No, no, no.

956
00:12:59,520 --> 00:12:59,918
Now, shall I call Mr. Chipperfield?
No. No, no, no.

957
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:00,989
Now, shall I call Mr. Chipperfield?
No. No, no, no.

958
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:01,558
I think your idea of making
the transition to lion-taming

959
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:01,958
I think your idea of making
the transition to lion-taming

960
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:02,358
I think your idea of making
the transition to lion-taming

961
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:02,758
I think your idea of making
the transition to lion-taming

962
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,875
I think your idea of making
the transition to lion-taming

963
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:04,438
via easy stages,
say via insurance or...

964
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:04,838
via easy stages,
say via insurance or...

965
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,238
via easy stages,
say via insurance or...

966
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:05,638
via easy stages,
say via insurance or...

967
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,038
via easy stages,
say via insurance or...

968
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,393
via easy stages,
say via insurance or...

969
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:07,958
Or banking. Banking.
Or banking. Banking, yes.

970
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,358
Or banking. Banking.
Or banking. Banking, yes.

971
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,759
Or banking. Banking.
Or banking. Banking, yes.

972
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:10,358
Yes, banking.
That's a man's life, isn't it?

973
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:10,758
Yes, banking.
That's a man's life, isn't it?

974
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:11,909
Yes, banking.
That's a man's life, isn't it?

975
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:12,478
Banking. Travel, excitement,
adventure, thrills.

976
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:12,878
Banking. Travel, excitement,
adventure, thrills.

977
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,278
Banking. Travel, excitement,
adventure, thrills.

978
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:13,678
Banking. Travel, excitement,
adventure, thrills.

979
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:14,078
Banking. Travel, excitement,
adventure, thrills.

980
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:14,478
Banking. Travel, excitement,
adventure, thrills.

981
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,629
Banking. Travel, excitement,
adventure, thrills.

982
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,198
Decisions affecting people's lives.
Jolly good, well,

983
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:16,598
Decisions affecting people's lives.
Jolly good, well,

984
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:16,998
Decisions affecting people's lives.
Jolly good, well,

985
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:17,398
Decisions affecting people's lives.
Jolly good, well,

986
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:17,798
Decisions affecting people's lives.
Jolly good, well,

987
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,074
Decisions affecting people's lives.
Jolly good, well,

988
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:19,638
shall I put you in touch with a bank?
Yes.

989
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,038
shall I put you in touch with a bank?
Yes.

990
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,393
shall I put you in touch with a bank?
Yes.

991
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:21,998
Fine.
No, no, no.

992
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,353
Fine.
No, no, no.

993
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:23,918
Look, it's a big decision, I'd like just
a couple of weeks to think about it.

994
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,318
Look, it's a big decision, I'd like just
a couple of weeks to think about it.

995
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:24,718
Look, it's a big decision, I'd like just
a couple of weeks to think about it.

996
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,118
Look, it's a big decision, I'd like just
a couple of weeks to think about it.

997
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:25,518
Look, it's a big decision, I'd like just
a couple of weeks to think about it.

998
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:25,918
Look, it's a big decision, I'd like just
a couple of weeks to think about it.

999
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,955
Look, it's a big decision, I'd like just
a couple of weeks to think about it.

1000
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:27,518
You know, don't want to
jump into it too quickly.

1001
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:27,918
You know, don't want to
jump into it too quickly.

1002
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,239
You know, don't want to
jump into it too quickly.

1003
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:29,798
Maybe three weeks. I could let you know definitely
then. ljust don't want to make this decision...

1004
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,198
Maybe three weeks. I could let you know definitely
then. ljust don't want to make this decision...

1005
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:30,598
Maybe three weeks. I could let you know definitely
then. ljust don't want to make this decision...

1006
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:30,998
Maybe three weeks. I could let you know definitely
then. ljust don't want to make this decision...

1007
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:31,398
Maybe three weeks. I could let you know definitely
then. ljust don't want to make this decision...

1008
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,799
Maybe three weeks. I could let you know definitely
then. ljust don't want to make this decision...

1009
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,358
Well, this is just one of the

1010
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:33,758
Well, this is just one of the

1011
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,158
Well, this is just one of the

1012
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,559
Well, this is just one of the

1013
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,118
all too many cases on our books
of chartered accountancy.

1014
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:36,518
all too many cases on our books
of chartered accountancy.

1015
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:36,918
all too many cases on our books
of chartered accountancy.

1016
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:37,318
all too many cases on our books
of chartered accountancy.

1017
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,673
all too many cases on our books
of chartered accountancy.

1018
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,193
[ANCHOVY MUTTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

1019
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:40,758
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease

1020
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:41,158
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease

1021
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:41,558
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease

1022
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:41,958
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease

1023
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,358
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease

1024
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:42,758
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease

1025
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,158
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease

1026
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:43,558
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease

1027
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,879
The only way that we can fight this
terrible, debilitating social disease

1028
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:45,438
is by informing the general public
of its consequences.

1029
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:45,838
is by informing the general public
of its consequences.

1030
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,238
is by informing the general public
of its consequences.

1031
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:46,638
is by informing the general public
of its consequences.

1032
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,038
is by informing the general public
of its consequences.

1033
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,189
is by informing the general public
of its consequences.

1034
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:48,758
By showing young people...

1035
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,158
By showing young people...

1036
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:49,558
By showing young people...

1037
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:49,958
By showing young people...

1038
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,075
By showing young people...

1039
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:51,678
For a bit--
Just for a bit--

1040
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,033
For a bit--
Just for a bit--

1041
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,038
that it's just not worth it.

1042
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:54,438
that it's just not worth it.

1043
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,634
that it's just not worth it.

1044
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:56,238
So please give generously
to this address:

1045
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:56,638
So please give generously
to this address:

1046
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,038
So please give generously
to this address:

1047
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:57,438
So please give generously
to this address:

1048
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:57,838
So please give generously
to this address:

1049
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,238
So please give generously
to this address:

1050
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,389
So please give generously
to this address:

1051
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:00,598
[COUNSELLOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1052
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:00,998
[COUNSELLOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1053
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,398
[COUNSELLOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1054
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:01,798
[COUNSELLOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1055
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,994
[COUNSELLOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1056
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:03,558
[m]

1057
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:03,958
[m]

1058
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,234
[m]

1059
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:17,558
Oh!

1060
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,595
Oh!

1061
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,158
[CHUCKLING]

1062
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,388
[CHUCKLING]

1063
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:20,958
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't, you fairy.

1064
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,358
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't, you fairy.

1065
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:21,758
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't, you fairy.

1066
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,158
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't, you fairy.

1067
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:22,558
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't, you fairy.

1068
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,754
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't, you fairy.

1069
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:24,918
Oh, hello, sailor.

1070
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,318
Oh, hello, sailor.

1071
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,389
Oh, hello, sailor.

1072
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:26,998
No, you wouldn't have got
on one of our voyages.

1073
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,398
No, you wouldn't have got
on one of our voyages.

1074
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:27,798
No, you wouldn't have got
on one of our voyages.

1075
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,835
No, you wouldn't have got
on one of our voyages.

1076
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:29,398
They were all dead butch.
Mm. That's not what I've heard.

1077
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:29,798
They were all dead butch.
Mm. That's not what I've heard.

1078
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,198
They were all dead butch.
Mm. That's not what I've heard.

1079
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:30,598
They were all dead butch.
Mm. That's not what I've heard.

1080
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:30,998
They were all dead butch.
Mm. That's not what I've heard.

1081
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,398
They were all dead butch.
Mm. That's not what I've heard.

1082
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,753
They were all dead butch.
Mm. That's not what I've heard.

1083
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:33,358
[m]

1084
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:33,758
[m]

1085
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,158
[m]

1086
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,229
[m]

1087
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,078
NARRATOR: There is an
epic quality about the sea,

1088
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:40,478
NARRATOR: There is an
epic quality about the sea,

1089
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,754
NARRATOR: There is an
epic quality about the sea,

1090
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,318
which has, throughout history,
stirred the hearts and minds

1091
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:42,718
which has, throughout history,
stirred the hearts and minds

1092
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,118
which has, throughout history,
stirred the hearts and minds

1093
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:43,518
which has, throughout history,
stirred the hearts and minds

1094
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:43,918
which has, throughout history,
stirred the hearts and minds

1095
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,194
which has, throughout history,
stirred the hearts and minds

1096
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:45,758
of Englishmen of all nations.

1097
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,158
of Englishmen of all nations.

1098
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,275
of Englishmen of all nations.

1099
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:47,838
Sir Francis Drake, Captain Webb,

1100
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,238
Sir Francis Drake, Captain Webb,

1101
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:48,638
Sir Francis Drake, Captain Webb,

1102
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,959
Sir Francis Drake, Captain Webb,

1103
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:50,518
Nelson of Trafalgar
and Scott of the Antarctic

1104
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:50,918
Nelson of Trafalgar
and Scott of the Antarctic

1105
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:51,318
Nelson of Trafalgar
and Scott of the Antarctic

1106
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:51,718
Nelson of Trafalgar
and Scott of the Antarctic

1107
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,119
Nelson of Trafalgar
and Scott of the Antarctic

1108
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:53,678
all rose to the challenge
of the mighty ocean.

1109
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,078
all rose to the challenge
of the mighty ocean.

1110
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:54,478
all rose to the challenge
of the mighty ocean.

1111
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:54,878
all rose to the challenge
of the mighty ocean.

1112
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:55,278
all rose to the challenge
of the mighty ocean.

1113
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,429
all rose to the challenge
of the mighty ocean.

1114
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,038
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1115
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:57,438
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1116
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:57,838
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1117
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,238
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1118
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:58,638
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1119
00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,038
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1120
00:14:59,040 --> 00:14:59,438
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1121
00:14:59,440 --> 00:14:59,838
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1122
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,238
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1123
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:00,638
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1124
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,038
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1125
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,075
And today, another Englishman may add
his name to the golden roll of history.

1126
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:02,638
Mr. Ron Obvious of Neaps End.

1127
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,038
Mr. Ron Obvious of Neaps End.

1128
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:03,438
Mr. Ron Obvious of Neaps End.

1129
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:03,838
Mr. Ron Obvious of Neaps End.

1130
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,238
Mr. Ron Obvious of Neaps End.

1131
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,514
Mr. Ron Obvious of Neaps End.

1132
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,118
For today, Ron Obvious
hopes to be the first man

1133
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:06,518
For today, Ron Obvious
hopes to be the first man

1134
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:06,918
For today, Ron Obvious
hopes to be the first man

1135
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,318
For today, Ron Obvious
hopes to be the first man

1136
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:07,718
For today, Ron Obvious
hopes to be the first man

1137
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,118
For today, Ron Obvious
hopes to be the first man

1138
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:08,518
For today, Ron Obvious
hopes to be the first man

1139
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,555
For today, Ron Obvious
hopes to be the first man

1140
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,118
to jump the channel.

1141
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:10,518
to jump the channel.

1142
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:10,918
to jump the channel.

1143
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,318
to jump the channel.

1144
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,673
to jump the channel.

1145
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:16,478
Ron, now let's just
get this quite clear.

1146
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:16,878
Ron, now let's just
get this quite clear.

1147
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,278
Ron, now let's just
get this quite clear.

1148
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:17,678
Ron, now let's just
get this quite clear.

1149
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,795
Ron, now let's just
get this quite clear.

1150
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:19,358
You're intending to jump
across the English Channel?

1151
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:19,758
You're intending to jump
across the English Channel?

1152
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,158
You're intending to jump
across the English Channel?

1153
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:20,558
You're intending to jump
across the English Channel?

1154
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:20,958
You're intending to jump
across the English Channel?

1155
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,359
You're intending to jump
across the English Channel?

1156
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:22,918
Oh, yes, that is correct, yes.

1157
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:23,318
Oh, yes, that is correct, yes.

1158
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,389
Oh, yes, that is correct, yes.

1159
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:24,958
And just how far is that?

1160
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,358
And just how far is that?

1161
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,475
And just how far is that?

1162
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,038
Oh, well, it's 26 miles
from here to Calais.

1163
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:27,438
Oh, well, it's 26 miles
from here to Calais.

1164
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:27,838
Oh, well, it's 26 miles
from here to Calais.

1165
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,238
Oh, well, it's 26 miles
from here to Calais.

1166
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:28,638
Oh, well, it's 26 miles
from here to Calais.

1167
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,709
Oh, well, it's 26 miles
from here to Calais.

1168
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,148
That's to the beach
at Calais?

1169
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:31,718
Well, no, no, provided
I get a good lift off

1170
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,118
Well, no, no, provided
I get a good lift off

1171
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,473
Well, no, no, provided
I get a good lift off

1172
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,038
and maybe a gust of breeze
over the French coast,

1173
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:34,438
and maybe a gust of breeze
over the French coast,

1174
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:34,838
and maybe a gust of breeze
over the French coast,

1175
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,238
and maybe a gust of breeze
over the French coast,

1176
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,355
and maybe a gust of breeze
over the French coast,

1177
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:36,918
I shall be jumping into the
centre of Calais itself.

1178
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:37,318
I shall be jumping into the
centre of Calais itself.

1179
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:37,718
I shall be jumping into the
centre of Calais itself.

1180
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,118
I shall be jumping into the
centre of Calais itself.

1181
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:38,518
I shall be jumping into the
centre of Calais itself.

1182
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,714
I shall be jumping into the
centre of Calais itself.

1183
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:42,078
Ron, are you using
any special techniques

1184
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:42,478
Ron, are you using
any special techniques

1185
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:42,878
Ron, are you using
any special techniques

1186
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:43,278
Ron, are you using
any special techniques

1187
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,315
Ron, are you using
any special techniques

1188
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:44,878
to jump this
great distance?

1189
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,949
to jump this
great distance?

1190
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:46,518
Oh, no, no. I shall be using
an ordinary two-footed jump

1191
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:46,918
Oh, no, no. I shall be using
an ordinary two-footed jump

1192
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,318
Oh, no, no. I shall be using
an ordinary two-footed jump

1193
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:47,718
Oh, no, no. I shall be using
an ordinary two-footed jump

1194
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,118
Oh, no, no. I shall be using
an ordinary two-footed jump

1195
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,348
Oh, no, no. I shall be using
an ordinary two-footed jump

1196
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:49,918
straight up in the air
and across the channel.

1197
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:50,318
straight up in the air
and across the channel.

1198
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,673
straight up in the air
and across the channel.

1199
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,238
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1200
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:52,638
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1201
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,038
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1202
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:53,438
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1203
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:53,838
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1204
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,238
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1205
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:54,638
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1206
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,038
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1207
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:55,438
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1208
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:55,838
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1209
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,238
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1210
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,309
| see. Ron, what is the furthest
distance that you've jumped so far?

1211
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:57,878
Oh, 11 foot6 inches
at Motspur Park on July the 22nd.

1212
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,278
Oh, 11 foot6 inches
at Motspur Park on July the 22nd.

1213
00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:58,678
Oh, 11 foot6 inches
at Motspur Park on July the 22nd.

1214
00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,078
Oh, 11 foot6 inches
at Motspur Park on July the 22nd.

1215
00:15:59,080 --> 00:15:59,478
Oh, 11 foot6 inches
at Motspur Park on July the 22nd.

1216
00:15:59,480 --> 00:15:59,878
Oh, 11 foot6 inches
at Motspur Park on July the 22nd.

1217
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,278
Oh, 11 foot6 inches
at Motspur Park on July the 22nd.

1218
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:00,678
Oh, 11 foot6 inches
at Motspur Park on July the 22nd.

1219
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,874
Oh, 11 foot6 inches
at Motspur Park on July the 22nd.

1220
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:02,718
But I have done
nearly 12 feet, unofficially.

1221
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,118
But I have done
nearly 12 feet, unofficially.

1222
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,519
But I have done
nearly 12 feet, unofficially.

1223
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,118
I see. Ron, Ron. Ron,

1224
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:05,518
I see. Ron, Ron. Ron,

1225
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:05,918
I see. Ron, Ron. Ron,

1226
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,114
I see. Ron, Ron. Ron,

1227
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:07,678
aren't you worried, Ron--?
Aren't you worried,

1228
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,078
aren't you worried, Ron--?
Aren't you worried,

1229
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:08,478
aren't you worried, Ron--?
Aren't you worried,

1230
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:08,878
aren't you worried, Ron--?
Aren't you worried,

1231
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,279
aren't you worried, Ron--?
Aren't you worried,

1232
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:10,838
jumping 26 miles
across the sea?

1233
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,238
jumping 26 miles
across the sea?

1234
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:11,638
jumping 26 miles
across the sea?

1235
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,038
jumping 26 miles
across the sea?

1236
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:12,438
jumping 26 miles
across the sea?

1237
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:12,838
jumping 26 miles
across the sea?

1238
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,238
jumping 26 miles
across the sea?

1239
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:13,638
jumping 26 miles
across the sea?

1240
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,834
jumping 26 miles
across the sea?

1241
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,474
Oh, oh, no, no, no.

1242
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,078
It is, in fact, easier to jump
over sea than over dry land.

1243
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:17,478
It is, in fact, easier to jump
over sea than over dry land.

1244
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:17,878
It is, in fact, easier to jump
over sea than over dry land.

1245
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:18,278
It is, in fact, easier to jump
over sea than over dry land.

1246
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:18,678
It is, in fact, easier to jump
over sea than over dry land.

1247
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,829
It is, in fact, easier to jump
over sea than over dry land.

1248
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,398
Well, how is that?
Well, my manager explained it to me.

1249
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:20,798
Well, how is that?
Well, my manager explained it to me.

1250
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,198
Well, how is that?
Well, my manager explained it to me.

1251
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:21,598
Well, how is that?
Well, my manager explained it to me.

1252
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:21,998
Well, how is that?
Well, my manager explained it to me.

1253
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,319
Well, how is that?
Well, my manager explained it to me.

1254
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:23,878
You see, if you're five miles out
overthe English Channel,

1255
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,278
You see, if you're five miles out
overthe English Channel,

1256
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:24,678
You see, if you're five miles out
overthe English Channel,

1257
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:25,078
You see, if you're five miles out
overthe English Channel,

1258
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:25,478
You see, if you're five miles out
overthe English Channel,

1259
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:25,878
You see, if you're five miles out
overthe English Channel,

1260
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,949
You see, if you're five miles out
overthe English Channel,

1261
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:27,518
with nothing but sea
underneath you,

1262
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,919
with nothing but sea
underneath you,

1263
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:29,518
there is a very great impetus
to stay in the air.

1264
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:29,918
there is a very great impetus
to stay in the air.

1265
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:30,318
there is a very great impetus
to stay in the air.

1266
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:30,718
there is a very great impetus
to stay in the air.

1267
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,914
there is a very great impetus
to stay in the air.

1268
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:32,478
| see. Well, thank you very much,
Ron, and the very best of luck.

1269
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:32,878
| see. Well, thank you very much,
Ron, and the very best of luck.

1270
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,278
| see. Well, thank you very much,
Ron, and the very best of luck.

1271
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:33,678
| see. Well, thank you very much,
Ron, and the very best of luck.

1272
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,078
| see. Well, thank you very much,
Ron, and the very best of luck.

1273
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:34,478
| see. Well, thank you very much,
Ron, and the very best of luck.

1274
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:34,878
| see. Well, thank you very much,
Ron, and the very best of luck.

1275
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,108
| see. Well, thank you very much,
Ron, and the very best of luck.

1276
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,673
Thank you. Thank you.

1277
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,278
The man behind
Ron's cross-channel jump

1278
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:38,678
The man behind
Ron's cross-channel jump

1279
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,078
The man behind
Ron's cross-channel jump

1280
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:39,478
The man behind
Ron's cross-channel jump

1281
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:39,878
The man behind
Ron's cross-channel jump

1282
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,233
The man behind
Ron's cross-channel jump

1283
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:41,798
is his manager Mr. Luigi Vercotti.

1284
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,198
is his manager Mr. Luigi Vercotti.

1285
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:42,598
is his manager Mr. Luigi Vercotti.

1286
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:42,998
is his manager Mr. Luigi Vercotti.

1287
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,069
is his manager Mr. Luigi Vercotti.

1288
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:44,638
Mr. Vercotti.

1289
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,709
Mr. Vercotti.

1290
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:46,838
Mr. Vercotti.

1291
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,159
Mr. Vercotti.

1292
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:48,758
Mr. Vercotti. Mr. Vercotti.
What?

1293
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,158
Mr. Vercotti. Mr. Vercotti.
What?

1294
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:49,558
Mr. Vercotti. Mr. Vercotti.
What?

1295
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:49,958
Mr. Vercotti. Mr. Vercotti.
What?

1296
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,109
Mr. Vercotti. Mr. Vercotti.
What?

1297
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:51,678
I've never been-- I don't know
what you're talking about.

1298
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,078
I've never been-- I don't know
what you're talking about.

1299
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:52,478
I've never been-- I don't know
what you're talking about.

1300
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,799
I've never been-- I don't know
what you're talking about.

1301
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:54,358
No, we're from the BBC,
Mr. Vercotti.

1302
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,759
No, we're from the BBC,
Mr. Vercotti.

1303
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,358
Who?
The BBC.

1304
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:56,758
Who?
The BBC.

1305
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,875
Who?
The BBC.

1306
00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:58,558
Oh. Oh, I see. Ithought--
I thought you were the...

1307
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:58,958
Oh. Oh, I see. Ithought--
I thought you were the...

1308
00:16:58,960 --> 00:16:59,358
Oh. Oh, I see. Ithought--
I thought you were the...

1309
00:16:59,360 --> 00:16:59,758
Oh. Oh, I see. Ithought--
I thought you were the...

1310
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,158
Oh. Oh, I see. Ithought--
I thought you were the...

1311
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:00,558
Oh. Oh, I see. Ithought--
I thought you were the...

1312
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:00,958
Oh. Oh, I see. Ithought--
I thought you were the...

1313
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,358
Oh. Oh, I see. Ithought--
I thought you were the...

1314
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,679
Oh. Oh, I see. Ithought--
I thought you were the...

1315
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:03,598
I like the police a lot,
I've got a lot of time for them.

1316
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:03,998
I like the police a lot,
I've got a lot of time for them.

1317
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,398
I like the police a lot,
I've got a lot of time for them.

1318
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,435
I like the police a lot,
I've got a lot of time for them.

1319
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:05,998
Yes, Mr. Vercotti, what is your
chief task as Ron's manager?

1320
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,398
Yes, Mr. Vercotti, what is your
chief task as Ron's manager?

1321
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:06,798
Yes, Mr. Vercotti, what is your
chief task as Ron's manager?

1322
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,198
Yes, Mr. Vercotti, what is your
chief task as Ron's manager?

1323
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:07,598
Yes, Mr. Vercotti, what is your
chief task as Ron's manager?

1324
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:07,998
Yes, Mr. Vercotti, what is your
chief task as Ron's manager?

1325
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,398
Yes, Mr. Vercotti, what is your
chief task as Ron's manager?

1326
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,799
Yes, Mr. Vercotti, what is your
chief task as Ron's manager?

1327
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,358
Well, my main task is
to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

1328
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:10,758
Well, my main task is
to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

1329
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,158
Well, my main task is
to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

1330
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:11,558
Well, my main task is
to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

1331
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:11,958
Well, my main task is
to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

1332
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,358
Well, my main task is
to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

1333
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:12,758
Well, my main task is
to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

1334
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,875
Well, my main task is
to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

1335
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:14,438
And who is the sponsor?
The Chippenham Brick Company.

1336
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:14,838
And who is the sponsor?
The Chippenham Brick Company.

1337
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:15,238
And who is the sponsor?
The Chippenham Brick Company.

1338
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:15,638
And who is the sponsor?
The Chippenham Brick Company.

1339
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,789
And who is the sponsor?
The Chippenham Brick Company.

1340
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:17,398
They pay all the bills,

1341
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:17,798
They pay all the bills,

1342
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,199
They pay all the bills,

1343
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:19,798
in return for which Ron
will be carrying

1344
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,198
in return for which Ron
will be carrying

1345
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,394
in return for which Ron
will be carrying

1346
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:21,958
half a hundredweight of their
bricks. That was my idea.

1347
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:22,358
half a hundredweight of their
bricks. That was my idea.

1348
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:22,758
half a hundredweight of their
bricks. That was my idea.

1349
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,158
half a hundredweight of their
bricks. That was my idea.

1350
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:23,558
half a hundredweight of their
bricks. That was my idea.

1351
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:23,958
half a hundredweight of their
bricks. That was my idea.

1352
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,279
half a hundredweight of their
bricks. That was my idea.

1353
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:25,878
| see. Well, it looks as if
Ron is ready now.

1354
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,278
| see. Well, it looks as if
Ron is ready now.

1355
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:26,678
| see. Well, it looks as if
Ron is ready now.

1356
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,078
| see. Well, it looks as if
Ron is ready now.

1357
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:27,478
| see. Well, it looks as if
Ron is ready now.

1358
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:27,878
| see. Well, it looks as if
Ron is ready now.

1359
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,074
| see. Well, it looks as if
Ron is ready now.

1360
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,639
He's got the bricks.

1361
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,238
He's had his passport checked
and he's all set to go.

1362
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:31,638
He's had his passport checked
and he's all set to go.

1363
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,038
He's had his passport checked
and he's all set to go.

1364
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:32,438
He's had his passport checked
and he's all set to go.

1365
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:32,838
He's had his passport checked
and he's all set to go.

1366
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,238
He's had his passport checked
and he's all set to go.

1367
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:33,638
He's had his passport checked
and he's all set to go.

1368
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,868
He's had his passport checked
and he's all set to go.

1369
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:44,438
And he's off, on the first ever
cross-channel jump.

1370
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:44,838
And he's off, on the first ever
cross-channel jump.

1371
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:45,238
And he's off, on the first ever
cross-channel jump.

1372
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:45,638
And he's off, on the first ever
cross-channel jump.

1373
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,038
And he's off, on the first ever
cross-channel jump.

1374
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:46,438
And he's off, on the first ever
cross-channel jump.

1375
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:46,838
And he's off, on the first ever
cross-channel jump.

1376
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,034
And he's off, on the first ever
cross-channel jump.

1377
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:52,998
Will Ron be trying the
cross-channel jump again soon?

1378
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,398
Will Ron be trying the
cross-channel jump again soon?

1379
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:53,798
Will Ron be trying the
cross-channel jump again soon?

1380
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,198
Will Ron be trying the
cross-channel jump again soon?

1381
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,315
Will Ron be trying the
cross-channel jump again soon?

1382
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:55,878
No. No, I'm taking him
off thejumps.

1383
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,278
No. No, I'm taking him
off thejumps.

1384
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:56,678
No. No, I'm taking him
off thejumps.

1385
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:57,829
No. No, I'm taking him
off thejumps.

1386
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,398
Because I've got something
lined up for Ron next week

1387
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,719
Because I've got something
lined up for Ron next week

1388
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,278
that I think is very much
more up his street.

1389
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:00,678
that I think is very much
more up his street.

1390
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,954
that I think is very much
more up his street.

1391
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:02,518
What's that?
Ron is going to eat

1392
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:02,918
What's that?
Ron is going to eat

1393
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,318
What's that?
Ron is going to eat

1394
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,514
What's that?
Ron is going to eat

1395
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,908
Chichester Cathedral.

1396
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,078
[BELLS CHIMING]

1397
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,274
[BELLS CHIMING]

1398
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:09,838
Well, there he goes,
Ron Obvious of Neaps End,

1399
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,238
Well, there he goes,
Ron Obvious of Neaps End,

1400
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:10,638
Well, there he goes,
Ron Obvious of Neaps End,

1401
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,038
Well, there he goes,
Ron Obvious of Neaps End,

1402
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,393
Well, there he goes,
Ron Obvious of Neaps End,

1403
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:12,958
in an attempt which could
make him the first man ever

1404
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:13,358
in an attempt which could
make him the first man ever

1405
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:13,758
in an attempt which could
make him the first man ever

1406
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,159
in an attempt which could
make him the first man ever

1407
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:15,718
to eat an entire
Anglican cathedral.

1408
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,118
to eat an entire
Anglican cathedral.

1409
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:16,518
to eat an entire
Anglican cathedral.

1410
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:16,918
to eat an entire
Anglican cathedral.

1411
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:17,318
to eat an entire
Anglican cathedral.

1412
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:17,718
to eat an entire
Anglican cathedral.

1413
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,073
to eat an entire
Anglican cathedral.

1414
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,238
[SCREAMING]

1415
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:38,638
[SCREAMING]

1416
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,038
[SCREAMING]

1417
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,075
[SCREAMING]

1418
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:41,878
Well, I think, David, this is something which
both Ron and myself are really keen on.

1419
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,278
Well, I think, David, this is something which
both Ron and myself are really keen on.

1420
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:42,678
Well, I think, David, this is something which
both Ron and myself are really keen on.

1421
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,078
Well, I think, David, this is something which
both Ron and myself are really keen on.

1422
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:43,478
Well, I think, David, this is something which
both Ron and myself are really keen on.

1423
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:43,878
Well, I think, David, this is something which
both Ron and myself are really keen on.

1424
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,278
Well, I think, David, this is something which
both Ron and myself are really keen on.

1425
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,508
Well, I think, David, this is something which
both Ron and myself are really keen on.

1426
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,078
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1427
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:46,478
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1428
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:46,878
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1429
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,278
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1430
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:47,678
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1431
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,078
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1432
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:48,478
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1433
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:48,878
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1434
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,278
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1435
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:49,678
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1436
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,078
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1437
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,229
Ron is gonna tunnel from
Godalming, here, to Java, here.

1438
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:53,598
Java.
Yeah.

1439
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:53,998
Java.
Yeah.

1440
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,069
Java.
Yeah.

1441
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:55,638
I personally think this is gonna make
Ron a household name overnight.

1442
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,038
I personally think this is gonna make
Ron a household name overnight.

1443
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:56,438
I personally think this is gonna make
Ron a household name overnight.

1444
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:56,838
I personally think this is gonna make
Ron a household name overnight.

1445
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:57,238
I personally think this is gonna make
Ron a household name overnight.

1446
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:57,638
I personally think this is gonna make
Ron a household name overnight.

1447
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,834
I personally think this is gonna make
Ron a household name overnight.

1448
00:18:59,040 --> 00:18:59,438
And how far has he got?
Well, he's quite far now, Dave.

1449
00:18:59,440 --> 00:18:59,838
And how far has he got?
Well, he's quite far now, Dave.

1450
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:00,238
And how far has he got?
Well, he's quite far now, Dave.

1451
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:00,638
And how far has he got?
Well, he's quite far now, Dave.

1452
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,993
And how far has he got?
Well, he's quite far now, Dave.

1453
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:02,558
Well on the way.
Well on the way, yeah.

1454
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:02,958
Well on the way.
Well on the way, yeah.

1455
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,154
Well on the way.
Well on the way, yeah.

1456
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:04,758
Well, where is he, exactly?

1457
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,954
Well, where is he, exactly?

1458
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,118
Yeah.
Where?

1459
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,394
Yeah.
Where?

1460
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:08,958
Oh, well, you know,
it's difficult to say exactly.

1461
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,358
Oh, well, you know,
it's difficult to say exactly.

1462
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:09,758
Oh, well, you know,
it's difficult to say exactly.

1463
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,158
Oh, well, you know,
it's difficult to say exactly.

1464
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,195
Oh, well, you know,
it's difficult to say exactly.

1465
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:11,758
He's, you know, in the area of...

1466
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,158
He's, you know, in the area of...

1467
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:12,558
He's, you know, in the area of...

1468
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:12,958
He's, you know, in the area of...

1469
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:13,358
He's, you know, in the area of...

1470
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:13,758
He's, you know, in the area of...

1471
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,158
He's, you know, in the area of...

1472
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:14,558
He's, you know, in the area of...

1473
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,595
He's, you know, in the area of...

1474
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:17,838
Ron, how far have you got?

1475
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,955
Ron, how far have you got?

1476
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:19,518
Oh, about 2 foot 6,
Mr. Vercotti.

1477
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:19,918
Oh, about 2 foot 6,
Mr. Vercotti.

1478
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,114
Oh, about 2 foot 6,
Mr. Vercotti.

1479
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:21,678
Yeah, well, keep digging lad,
keep digging.

1480
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,078
Yeah, well, keep digging lad,
keep digging.

1481
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,149
Yeah, well, keep digging lad,
keep digging.

1482
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:23,718
Mr. Vercotti, are you sure
there isn't a spade?

1483
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:24,118
Mr. Vercotti, are you sure
there isn't a spade?

1484
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:24,518
Mr. Vercotti, are you sure
there isn't a spade?

1485
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:24,918
Mr. Vercotti, are you sure
there isn't a spade?

1486
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,114
Mr. Vercotti, are you sure
there isn't a spade?

1487
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,238
Mr. Vercotti,
what do you say to people

1488
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:28,638
Mr. Vercotti,
what do you say to people

1489
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,038
Mr. Vercotti,
what do you say to people

1490
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:29,438
Mr. Vercotti,
what do you say to people

1491
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,509
Mr. Vercotti,
what do you say to people

1492
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,078
who accuse you of exploiting Ron
for your own purposes?

1493
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:31,478
who accuse you of exploiting Ron
for your own purposes?

1494
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:31,878
who accuse you of exploiting Ron
for your own purposes?

1495
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,278
who accuse you of exploiting Ron
for your own purposes?

1496
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:32,678
who accuse you of exploiting Ron
for your own purposes?

1497
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,078
who accuse you of exploiting Ron
for your own purposes?

1498
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:33,478
who accuse you of exploiting Ron
for your own purposes?

1499
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:33,878
who accuse you of exploiting Ron
for your own purposes?

1500
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,233
who accuse you of exploiting Ron
for your own purposes?

1501
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:35,798
Well, it's totally untrue,
David.

1502
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,198
Well, it's totally untrue,
David.

1503
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,315
Well, it's totally untrue,
David.

1504
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:37,878
Ever since I left Sicily, I've been
trying to do the best for Ron.

1505
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:38,278
Ever since I left Sicily, I've been
trying to do the best for Ron.

1506
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:38,678
Ever since I left Sicily, I've been
trying to do the best for Ron.

1507
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,078
Ever since I left Sicily, I've been
trying to do the best for Ron.

1508
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,399
Ever since I left Sicily, I've been
trying to do the best for Ron.

1509
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:40,958
I know what Ron wants to do,
I believe in him.

1510
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,358
I know what Ron wants to do,
I believe in him.

1511
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:41,758
I know what Ron wants to do,
I believe in him.

1512
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,158
I know what Ron wants to do,
I believe in him.

1513
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,309
I know what Ron wants to do,
I believe in him.

1514
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:43,918
And I'm just trying to create
the opportunities for Ron

1515
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,318
And I'm just trying to create
the opportunities for Ron

1516
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:44,718
And I'm just trying to create
the opportunities for Ron

1517
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,073
And I'm just trying to create
the opportunities for Ron

1518
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:46,638
to do the kind of things
he wants to do.

1519
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,038
to do the kind of things
he wants to do.

1520
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,109
to do the kind of things
he wants to do.

1521
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,599
And what's he gonna do today?

1522
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,158
He's gonna split a railway
carriage with his nose.

1523
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:50,558
He's gonna split a railway
carriage with his nose.

1524
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:50,958
He's gonna split a railway
carriage with his nose.

1525
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,995
He's gonna split a railway
carriage with his nose.

1526
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:52,558
[RON SCREAMING]

1527
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:52,958
[RON SCREAMING]

1528
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:53,358
[RON SCREAMING]

1529
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,509
[RON SCREAMING]

1530
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,278
The only difficult bit for Ron
is getting out of Earth's atmosphere.

1531
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:56,678
The only difficult bit for Ron
is getting out of Earth's atmosphere.

1532
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,078
The only difficult bit for Ron
is getting out of Earth's atmosphere.

1533
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:57,478
The only difficult bit for Ron
is getting out of Earth's atmosphere.

1534
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:57,878
The only difficult bit for Ron
is getting out of Earth's atmosphere.

1535
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,915
The only difficult bit for Ron
is getting out of Earth's atmosphere.

1536
00:19:59,080 --> 00:19:59,478
Once he's in orbit, he'll be
able to run straight to Mercury.

1537
00:19:59,480 --> 00:19:59,878
Once he's in orbit, he'll be
able to run straight to Mercury.

1538
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,278
Once he's in orbit, he'll be
able to run straight to Mercury.

1539
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:00,678
Once he's in orbit, he'll be
able to run straight to Mercury.

1540
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,078
Once he's in orbit, he'll be
able to run straight to Mercury.

1541
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,479
Once he's in orbit, he'll be
able to run straight to Mercury.

1542
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,198
[m]

1543
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:04,598
[m]

1544
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:04,998
[m]

1545
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,035
[m]

1546
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,358
[RON SCREAMING]

1547
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:08,758
[RON SCREAMING]

1548
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,158
[RON SCREAMING]

1549
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,229
[RON SCREAMING]

1550
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,118
VERCOTTI: I am now extremely hopeful
that Ron will break the world record

1551
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:12,518
VERCOTTI: I am now extremely hopeful
that Ron will break the world record

1552
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:12,918
VERCOTTI: I am now extremely hopeful
that Ron will break the world record

1553
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,318
VERCOTTI: I am now extremely hopeful
that Ron will break the world record

1554
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:13,718
VERCOTTI: I am now extremely hopeful
that Ron will break the world record

1555
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,118
VERCOTTI: I am now extremely hopeful
that Ron will break the world record

1556
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,519
VERCOTTI: I am now extremely hopeful
that Ron will break the world record

1557
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,078
for remaining
underground.

1558
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:16,478
for remaining
underground.

1559
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:16,878
for remaining
underground.

1560
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,154
for remaining
underground.

1561
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:18,718
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1562
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,118
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1563
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:19,518
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1564
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:19,918
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1565
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,318
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1566
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:20,718
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1567
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,118
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1568
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:21,518
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1569
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:21,918
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1570
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,319
He's a wonderful boy this,
he's got this really enormous talent,

1571
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:23,878
this really huge talent.

1572
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:24,278
this really huge talent.

1573
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,508
this really huge talent.

1574
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:26,078
WOMAN 1:
Oh, that's a bit sad, isn't it?

1575
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,229
WOMAN 1:
Oh, that's a bit sad, isn't it?

1576
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:27,798
WOMAN 2: Shh! It's satire.
WOMAN 1: No, it isn’t.

1577
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,198
WOMAN 2: Shh! It's satire.
WOMAN 1: No, it isn’t.

1578
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:28,598
WOMAN 2: Shh! It's satire.
WOMAN 1: No, it isn’t.

1579
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,794
WOMAN 2: Shh! It's satire.
WOMAN 1: No, it isn’t.

1580
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,358
This is zany, madcap humour.
WOMAN 2: Oh, is it?

1581
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:30,758
This is zany, madcap humour.
WOMAN 2: Oh, is it?

1582
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,158
This is zany, madcap humour.
WOMAN 2: Oh, is it?

1583
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,558
This is zany, madcap humour.
WOMAN 2: Oh, is it?

1584
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,834
This is zany, madcap humour.
WOMAN 2: Oh, is it?

1585
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:39,678
Good morning. I'd like to buy a cat.
Morning.

1586
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,078
Good morning. I'd like to buy a cat.
Morning.

1587
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:40,478
Good morning. I'd like to buy a cat.
Morning.

1588
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,549
Good morning. I'd like to buy a cat.
Morning.

1589
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,118
Certainly, sir.
I've got a lovely terrier.

1590
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:42,518
Certainly, sir.
I've got a lovely terrier.

1591
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:42,918
Certainly, sir.
I've got a lovely terrier.

1592
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,318
Certainly, sir.
I've got a lovely terrier.

1593
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,435
Certainly, sir.
I've got a lovely terrier.

1594
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:46,478
No, I want a cat, really.
Oh, yeah.

1595
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:46,878
No, I want a cat, really.
Oh, yeah.

1596
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,278
No, I want a cat, really.
Oh, yeah.

1597
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:47,678
No, I want a cat, really.
Oh, yeah.

1598
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,999
No, I want a cat, really.
Oh, yeah.

1599
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:50,918
How about that?

1600
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,194
How about that?

1601
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:53,798
No, that's the terrier.

1602
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,028
No, that's the terrier.

1603
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,593
Well, it's as near as, damn it.

1604
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,158
Well, what do you mean?
I want a cat.

1605
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:57,558
Well, what do you mean?
I want a cat.

1606
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,913
Well, what do you mean?
I want a cat.

1607
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,078
Listen, tell you what.
I'll file its legs down a bit,

1608
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:00,478
Listen, tell you what.
I'll file its legs down a bit,

1609
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:00,878
Listen, tell you what.
I'll file its legs down a bit,

1610
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,108
Listen, tell you what.
I'll file its legs down a bit,

1611
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:02,678
take its snout off, stick a few wires through
its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussycat.

1612
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,078
take its snout off, stick a few wires through
its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussycat.

1613
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:03,478
take its snout off, stick a few wires through
its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussycat.

1614
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:03,878
take its snout off, stick a few wires through
its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussycat.

1615
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,278
take its snout off, stick a few wires through
its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussycat.

1616
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:04,678
take its snout off, stick a few wires through
its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussycat.

1617
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,078
take its snout off, stick a few wires through
its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussycat.

1618
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:05,478
take its snout off, stick a few wires through
its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussycat.

1619
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,549
take its snout off, stick a few wires through
its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussycat.

1620
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,118
It's not a proper cat.
What do you mean?

1621
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:07,518
It's not a proper cat.
What do you mean?

1622
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,555
It's not a proper cat.
What do you mean?

1623
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,118
Well, it wouldn't meow.
Well, it would howl a bit.

1624
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:09,518
Well, it wouldn't meow.
Well, it would howl a bit.

1625
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:09,918
Well, it wouldn't meow.
Well, it would howl a bit.

1626
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,318
Well, it wouldn't meow.
Well, it would howl a bit.

1627
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,389
Well, it wouldn't meow.
Well, it would howl a bit.

1628
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:12,838
No. No, no, no.
Have you got a parrot?

1629
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,238
No. No, no, no.
Have you got a parrot?

1630
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:13,638
No. No, no, no.
Have you got a parrot?

1631
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,914
No. No, no, no.
Have you got a parrot?

1632
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:15,478
Oh, I'm afraid not, actually, guv,
we're fresh out of parrots.

1633
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:15,878
Oh, I'm afraid not, actually, guv,
we're fresh out of parrots.

1634
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,278
Oh, I'm afraid not, actually, guv,
we're fresh out of parrots.

1635
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:16,678
Oh, I'm afraid not, actually, guv,
we're fresh out of parrots.

1636
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,078
Oh, I'm afraid not, actually, guv,
we're fresh out of parrots.

1637
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:17,478
Oh, I'm afraid not, actually, guv,
we're fresh out of parrots.

1638
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,754
Oh, I'm afraid not, actually, guv,
we're fresh out of parrots.

1639
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,273
Tell you what though.

1640
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:20,838
I'll lop its back legs off,
make good.

1641
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,239
I'll lop its back legs off,
make good.

1642
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:22,838
Strip the fur,
stick a couple of wings on,

1643
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,238
Strip the fur,
stick a couple of wings on,

1644
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,434
Strip the fur,
stick a couple of wings on,

1645
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,038
and staple on a beak
of your own choice.

1646
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:25,438
and staple on a beak
of your own choice.

1647
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:25,838
and staple on a beak
of your own choice.

1648
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,238
and staple on a beak
of your own choice.

1649
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:26,638
and staple on a beak
of your own choice.

1650
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,993
and staple on a beak
of your own choice.

1651
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,239
No problem.
Lovely parrot.

1652
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:30,838
How long would that take?
Oh, let me see.

1653
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,238
How long would that take?
Oh, let me see.

1654
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:31,638
How long would that take?
Oh, let me see.

1655
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,709
How long would that take?
Oh, let me see.

1656
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,278
Stripping the fur off,
nolegs”.

1657
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,508
Stripping the fur off,
nolegs”.

1658
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,908
Harry?
MAN: Yeah.

1659
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:36,478
Can you do a parrot job on this—-? Can you do
a parrot job on this terrier straight away?

1660
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:36,878
Can you do a parrot job on this—-? Can you do
a parrot job on this terrier straight away?

1661
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,278
Can you do a parrot job on this—-? Can you do
a parrot job on this terrier straight away?

1662
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:37,678
Can you do a parrot job on this—-? Can you do
a parrot job on this terrier straight away?

1663
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,078
Can you do a parrot job on this—-? Can you do
a parrot job on this terrier straight away?

1664
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:38,478
Can you do a parrot job on this—-? Can you do
a parrot job on this terrier straight away?

1665
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,833
Can you do a parrot job on this—-? Can you do
a parrot job on this terrier straight away?

1666
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,438
MAN: No, I'm still putting
a tuck in the Airedale,

1667
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:40,838
MAN: No, I'm still putting
a tuck in the Airedale,

1668
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,238
MAN: No, I'm still putting
a tuck in the Airedale,

1669
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:41,638
MAN: No, I'm still putting
a tuck in the Airedale,

1670
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,675
MAN: No, I'm still putting
a tuck in the Airedale,

1671
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,238
and then I got
the frogs to let out.

1672
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:43,638
and then I got
the frogs to let out.

1673
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,038
and then I got
the frogs to let out.

1674
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,109
and then I got
the frogs to let out.

1675
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:45,718
Ffiday?
No, I need it for tomorrow.

1676
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,914
Ffiday?
No, I need it for tomorrow.

1677
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:47,478
It's a present.
Oh, dear, it's a long job,

1678
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:47,878
It's a present.
Oh, dear, it's a long job,

1679
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,074
It's a present.
Oh, dear, it's a long job,

1680
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:49,678
you see, parrot conversion.

1681
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,078
you see, parrot conversion.

1682
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,149
you see, parrot conversion.

1683
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:51,998
Tell you what, though.
For free.

1684
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,398
Tell you what, though.
For free.

1685
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,753
Tell you what, though.
For free.

1686
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,358
Terriers make lovely fish. I mean,
I would do that for you straight away.

1687
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:54,758
Terriers make lovely fish. I mean,
I would do that for you straight away.

1688
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,158
Terriers make lovely fish. I mean,
I would do that for you straight away.

1689
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:55,558
Terriers make lovely fish. I mean,
I would do that for you straight away.

1690
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:55,958
Terriers make lovely fish. I mean,
I would do that for you straight away.

1691
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,359
Terriers make lovely fish. I mean,
I would do that for you straight away.

1692
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:57,918
Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through
the back of its neck so it can breathe,

1693
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,318
Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through
the back of its neck so it can breathe,

1694
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:58,718
Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through
the back of its neck so it can breathe,

1695
00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,118
Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through
the back of its neck so it can breathe,

1696
00:21:59,120 --> 00:21:59,518
Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through
the back of its neck so it can breathe,

1697
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,589
Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through
the back of its neck so it can breathe,

1698
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,158
bit of gold paint,
make good.

1699
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:01,558
bit of gold paint,
make good.

1700
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,675
bit of gold paint,
make good.

1701
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,238
You'd need a very big tank.

1702
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,275
You'd need a very big tank.

1703
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:04,838
It's a great conversation piece.

1704
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,238
It's a great conversation piece.

1705
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:05,638
It's a great conversation piece.

1706
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,675
It's a great conversation piece.

1707
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,558
Yes, all right, all right.

1708
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:07,958
Yes, all right, all right.

1709
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:08,995
Yes, all right, all right.

1710
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,513
But, uh...

1711
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,358
only if I can watch.

1712
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,429
only if I can watch.

1713
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:13,558
Oh, lthought that
was a bit predictable.

1714
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:13,958
Oh, lthought that
was a bit predictable.

1715
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,358
Oh, lthought that
was a bit predictable.

1716
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,759
Oh, lthought that
was a bit predictable.

1717
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,318
It's been done before.

1718
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:16,718
It's been done before.

1719
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,835
It's been done before.

1720
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:18,558
Yeah, we did it
for Caesar's Christmas show.

1721
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:21,878
No, you didn't,
you did Jack and the Beanstalk.

1722
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,278
No, you didn't,
you did Jack and the Beanstalk.

1723
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:22,678
No, you didn't,
you did Jack and the Beanstalk.

1724
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,715
No, you didn't,
you did Jack and the Beanstalk.

1725
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,989
Here, what was
that picture?

1726
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:34,558
Shh! Next.

1727
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,913
Shh! Next.

1728
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:41,918
Good morning, Mr. Phipps?
That's right, yes.

1729
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,318
Good morning, Mr. Phipps?
That's right, yes.

1730
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:42,718
Good morning, Mr. Phipps?
That's right, yes.

1731
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,118
Good morning, Mr. Phipps?
That's right, yes.

1732
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:43,518
Good morning, Mr. Phipps?
That's right, yes.

1733
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,714
Good morning, Mr. Phipps?
That's right, yes.

1734
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,278
Do take a seat.
All right, sir.

1735
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:45,678
Do take a seat.
All right, sir.

1736
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:46,078
Do take a seat.
All right, sir.

1737
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:46,478
Do take a seat.
All right, sir.

1738
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,708
Do take a seat.
All right, sir.

1739
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:48,278
Now, could you tell us, roughly,
why you want to become a librarian?

1740
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:48,678
Now, could you tell us, roughly,
why you want to become a librarian?

1741
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,078
Now, could you tell us, roughly,
why you want to become a librarian?

1742
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:49,478
Now, could you tell us, roughly,
why you want to become a librarian?

1743
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:49,878
Now, could you tell us, roughly,
why you want to become a librarian?

1744
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,278
Now, could you tell us, roughly,
why you want to become a librarian?

1745
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:50,678
Now, could you tell us, roughly,
why you want to become a librarian?

1746
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,078
Now, could you tell us, roughly,
why you want to become a librarian?

1747
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,195
Now, could you tell us, roughly,
why you want to become a librarian?

1748
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,158
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1749
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:53,558
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1750
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:53,958
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1751
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,358
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1752
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:54,758
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1753
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,158
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1754
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:55,558
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1755
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:55,958
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1756
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:56,358
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1757
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,713
Well, I've had a certain amount of
experience running a library at school.

1758
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,278
Yes, yes.
What sort of experience?

1759
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:58,678
Yes, yes.
What sort of experience?

1760
00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,874
Yes, yes.
What sort of experience?

1761
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:00,438
Well, for a time,
I ran the upper science library.

1762
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:00,838
Well, for a time,
I ran the upper science library.

1763
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,238
Well, for a time,
I ran the upper science library.

1764
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:01,638
Well, for a time,
I ran the upper science library.

1765
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,038
Well, for a time,
I ran the upper science library.

1766
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:02,438
Well, for a time,
I ran the upper science library.

1767
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:02,838
Well, for a time,
I ran the upper science library.

1768
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,238
Well, for a time,
I ran the upper science library.

1769
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,468
Well, for a time,
I ran the upper science library.

1770
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,038
Yes, yes.
Now, Mr. Phipps, of course,

1771
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,439
Yes, yes.
Now, Mr. Phipps, of course,

1772
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:06,998
you do realise that the post
of librarian carries with it

1773
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:07,398
you do realise that the post
of librarian carries with it

1774
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:07,798
you do realise that the post
of librarian carries with it

1775
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,198
you do realise that the post
of librarian carries with it

1776
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,394
you do realise that the post
of librarian carries with it

1777
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:09,958
certain very important
responsibilities.

1778
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,358
certain very important
responsibilities.

1779
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,588
certain very important
responsibilities.

1780
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,198
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1781
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:12,598
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1782
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:12,998
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1783
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,398
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1784
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:13,798
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1785
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,198
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1786
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:14,598
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1787
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:14,998
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1788
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:15,398
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1789
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,628
I mean, there's the selection of books,
the record library, and the art gallery.

1790
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,198
Now, it seems to me
that your greatest disadvantage

1791
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:17,598
Now, it seems to me
that your greatest disadvantage

1792
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:17,998
Now, it seems to me
that your greatest disadvantage

1793
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,398
Now, it seems to me
that your greatest disadvantage

1794
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:18,798
Now, it seems to me
that your greatest disadvantage

1795
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,198
Now, it seems to me
that your greatest disadvantage

1796
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,599
Now, it seems to me
that your greatest disadvantage

1797
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,158
is your lack
of professional experience,

1798
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:21,558
is your lack
of professional experience,

1799
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:21,958
is your lack
of professional experience,

1800
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,029
is your lack
of professional experience,

1801
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:23,598
coupled with the fact that,
being a gorilla,

1802
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:23,998
coupled with the fact that,
being a gorilla,

1803
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,398
coupled with the fact that,
being a gorilla,

1804
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:24,798
coupled with the fact that,
being a gorilla,

1805
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,198
coupled with the fact that,
being a gorilla,

1806
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,269
coupled with the fact that,
being a gorilla,

1807
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:26,838
you would tend
to frighten people.

1808
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,238
you would tend
to frighten people.

1809
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:27,638
you would tend
to frighten people.

1810
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,709
you would tend
to frighten people.

1811
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:29,318
Is he a gorilla?
Yes, he is.

1812
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,355
Is he a gorilla?
Yes, he is.

1813
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:30,918
Why didn't it say on his form
that he's a gorilla?

1814
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:31,318
Why didn't it say on his form
that he's a gorilla?

1815
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,719
Why didn't it say on his form
that he's a gorilla?

1816
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,278
Well, you see, applicants are not
required to fill in their species.

1817
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:33,678
Well, you see, applicants are not
required to fill in their species.

1818
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,078
Well, you see, applicants are not
required to fill in their species.

1819
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:34,478
Well, you see, applicants are not
required to fill in their species.

1820
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:34,878
Well, you see, applicants are not
required to fill in their species.

1821
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,278
Well, you see, applicants are not
required to fill in their species.

1822
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:35,678
Well, you see, applicants are not
required to fill in their species.

1823
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,033
Well, you see, applicants are not
required to fill in their species.

1824
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:37,638
What was that picture?
Shh!

1825
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,038
What was that picture?
Shh!

1826
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,189
What was that picture?
Shh!

1827
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,158
Mr. Phipps, what is your attitude
towards censorship in a public library?

1828
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:40,558
Mr. Phipps, what is your attitude
towards censorship in a public library?

1829
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:40,958
Mr. Phipps, what is your attitude
towards censorship in a public library?

1830
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,358
Mr. Phipps, what is your attitude
towards censorship in a public library?

1831
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:41,758
Mr. Phipps, what is your attitude
towards censorship in a public library?

1832
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,158
Mr. Phipps, what is your attitude
towards censorship in a public library?

1833
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,354
Mr. Phipps, what is your attitude
towards censorship in a public library?

1834
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:43,918
How do you mean, sir?
Well, I mean, for instance,

1835
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,318
How do you mean, sir?
Well, I mean, for instance,

1836
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:44,718
How do you mean, sir?
Well, I mean, for instance,

1837
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,835
How do you mean, sir?
Well, I mean, for instance,

1838
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,398
would you stock
Last Exit to Brooklyn or Groupie?

1839
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:46,798
would you stock
Last Exit to Brooklyn or Groupie?

1840
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,198
would you stock
Last Exit to Brooklyn or Groupie?

1841
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:47,598
would you stock
Last Exit to Brooklyn or Groupie?

1842
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:47,998
would you stock
Last Exit to Brooklyn or Groupie?

1843
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,228
would you stock
Last Exit to Brooklyn or Groupie?

1844
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:49,838
Yes, I think so.
Good.

1845
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,193
Yes, I think so.
Good.

1846
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:51,758
Yes, well, that seems to be
very sensible, Mr. Phipps.

1847
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,158
Yes, well, that seems to be
very sensible, Mr. Phipps.

1848
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:52,558
Yes, well, that seems to be
very sensible, Mr. Phipps.

1849
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:52,958
Yes, well, that seems to be
very sensible, Mr. Phipps.

1850
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,358
Yes, well, that seems to be
very sensible, Mr. Phipps.

1851
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:53,758
Yes, well, that seems to be
very sensible, Mr. Phipps.

1852
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,158
Yes, well, that seems to be
very sensible, Mr. Phipps.

1853
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:54,558
Yes, well, that seems to be
very sensible, Mr. Phipps.

1854
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,595
Yes, well, that seems to be
very sensible, Mr. Phipps.

1855
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,158
I can't pretend that this library
hasn't had its difficulties.

1856
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:56,558
I can't pretend that this library
hasn't had its difficulties.

1857
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:56,958
I can't pretend that this library
hasn't had its difficulties.

1858
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:57,358
I can't pretend that this library
hasn't had its difficulties.

1859
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:57,758
I can't pretend that this library
hasn't had its difficulties.

1860
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,158
I can't pretend that this library
hasn't had its difficulties.

1861
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:58,558
I can't pretend that this library
hasn't had its difficulties.

1862
00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:58,958
I can't pretend that this library
hasn't had its difficulties.

1863
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,313
I can't pretend that this library
hasn't had its difficulties.

1864
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:00,878
Mr. Robertson, your predecessor,
an excellent librarian,

1865
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,278
Mr. Robertson, your predecessor,
an excellent librarian,

1866
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:01,678
Mr. Robertson, your predecessor,
an excellent librarian,

1867
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,078
Mr. Robertson, your predecessor,
an excellent librarian,

1868
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,478
Mr. Robertson, your predecessor,
an excellent librarian,

1869
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,708
Mr. Robertson, your predecessor,
an excellent librarian,

1870
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:04,278
savaged three people last week
and had to be destroyed.

1871
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:04,678
savaged three people last week
and had to be destroyed.

1872
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:05,078
savaged three people last week
and had to be destroyed.

1873
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:05,478
savaged three people last week
and had to be destroyed.

1874
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:05,878
savaged three people last week
and had to be destroyed.

1875
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,108
savaged three people last week
and had to be destroyed.

1876
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:07,678
I'm sorry, sir.
Oh, no, don't be sorry.

1877
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,079
I'm sorry, sir.
Oh, no, don't be sorry.

1878
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:09,638
You see, I don't believe that
libraries should be drab places

1879
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,038
You see, I don't believe that
libraries should be drab places

1880
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:10,438
You see, I don't believe that
libraries should be drab places

1881
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:10,838
You see, I don't believe that
libraries should be drab places

1882
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,238
You see, I don't believe that
libraries should be drab places

1883
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,593
You see, I don't believe that
libraries should be drab places

1884
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,158
where people sit in silence, and that's
been the main reason for our policy

1885
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:13,558
where people sit in silence, and that's
been the main reason for our policy

1886
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:13,958
where people sit in silence, and that's
been the main reason for our policy

1887
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,358
where people sit in silence, and that's
been the main reason for our policy

1888
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:14,758
where people sit in silence, and that's
been the main reason for our policy

1889
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,113
where people sit in silence, and that's
been the main reason for our policy

1890
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,678
of employing wild animals
as librarians.

1891
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,078
of employing wild animals
as librarians.

1892
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,433
of employing wild animals
as librarians.

1893
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:18,998
And also, they're much
more permissive.

1894
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,274
And also, they're much
more permissive.

1895
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:20,838
Yes, yes.
Pumas keep Hank Janson

1896
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:21,238
Yes, yes.
Pumas keep Hank Janson

1897
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,309
Yes, yes.
Pumas keep Hank Janson

1898
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,833
on open shelves.

1899
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:24,398
Yes, Mr. Phipps. Mr. Phipps,
I love seeing the customers

1900
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:24,798
Yes, Mr. Phipps. Mr. Phipps,
I love seeing the customers

1901
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,198
Yes, Mr. Phipps. Mr. Phipps,
I love seeing the customers

1902
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:25,598
Yes, Mr. Phipps. Mr. Phipps,
I love seeing the customers

1903
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,919
Yes, Mr. Phipps. Mr. Phipps,
I love seeing the customers

1904
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:27,478
when they come in to complain
about some book being damaged

1905
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:27,878
when they come in to complain
about some book being damaged

1906
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,278
when they come in to complain
about some book being damaged

1907
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,554
when they come in to complain
about some book being damaged

1908
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,118
and ask to see
the chief librarian,

1909
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,439
and ask to see
the chief librarian,

1910
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:31,998
and then you should see their faces
when the proud beast leaps

1911
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:32,398
and then you should see their faces
when the proud beast leaps

1912
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:32,798
and then you should see their faces
when the proud beast leaps

1913
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,198
and then you should see their faces
when the proud beast leaps

1914
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:33,598
and then you should see their faces
when the proud beast leaps

1915
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:33,998
and then you should see their faces
when the proud beast leaps

1916
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,398
and then you should see their faces
when the proud beast leaps

1917
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,719
and then you should see their faces
when the proud beast leaps

1918
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,278
from his tiny office,
snatches the book from their hands,

1919
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:36,678
from his tiny office,
snatches the book from their hands,

1920
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,078
from his tiny office,
snatches the book from their hands,

1921
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:37,478
from his tiny office,
snatches the book from their hands,

1922
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:37,878
from his tiny office,
snatches the book from their hands,

1923
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,995
from his tiny office,
snatches the book from their hands,

1924
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:39,598
and sinks his fangs
into their soft...

1925
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:39,998
and sinks his fangs
into their soft...

1926
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,398
and sinks his fangs
into their soft...

1927
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:40,798
and sinks his fangs
into their soft...

1928
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,198
and sinks his fangs
into their soft...

1929
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:41,598
and sinks his fangs
into their soft...

1930
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:41,998
and sinks his fangs
into their soft...

1931
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,398
and sinks his fangs
into their soft...

1932
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,435
and sinks his fangs
into their soft...

1933
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,398
Mr. Phipps. Kong-

1934
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:44,798
Mr. Phipps. Kong-

1935
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,198
Mr. Phipps. Kong-

1936
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,315
Mr. Phipps. Kong-

1937
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:46,878
You can be our next librarian.

1938
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,278
You can be our next librarian.

1939
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,429
You can be our next librarian.

1940
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:48,998
You're proud,
majestic and fierce enough.

1941
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,398
You're proud,
majestic and fierce enough.

1942
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:49,798
You're proud,
majestic and fierce enough.

1943
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,198
You're proud,
majestic and fierce enough.

1944
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:50,598
You're proud,
majestic and fierce enough.

1945
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:50,998
You're proud,
majestic and fierce enough.

1946
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,399
You're proud,
majestic and fierce enough.

1947
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,788
Will you do it?

1948
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:54,558
I don't think I can, sir.
Why not?

1949
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:54,958
I don't think I can, sir.
Why not?

1950
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,358
I don't think I can, sir.
Why not?

1951
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,475
I don't think I can, sir.
Why not?

1952
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:57,518
I'm not really a gorilla.
VICAR: What?

1953
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:57,918
I'm not really a gorilla.
VICAR: What?

1954
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,989
I'm not really a gorilla.
VICAR: What?

1955
00:24:59,160 --> 00:24:59,558
I'm a librarian in a skin.

1956
00:24:59,560 --> 00:24:59,958
I'm a librarian in a skin.

1957
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,279
I'm a librarian in a skin.

1958
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,628
Why this deception?

1959
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,198
Well, they said it was
the best way to get the job.

1960
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:04,598
Well, they said it was
the best way to get the job.

1961
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:04,998
Well, they said it was
the best way to get the job.

1962
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,149
Well, they said it was
the best way to get the job.

1963
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,078
Get out, Mr. Librarian Phipps,
seeing as you're not a gorilla

1964
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:07,478
Get out, Mr. Librarian Phipps,
seeing as you're not a gorilla

1965
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:07,878
Get out, Mr. Librarian Phipps,
seeing as you're not a gorilla

1966
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,278
Get out, Mr. Librarian Phipps,
seeing as you're not a gorilla

1967
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:08,678
Get out, Mr. Librarian Phipps,
seeing as you're not a gorilla

1968
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,033
Get out, Mr. Librarian Phipps,
seeing as you're not a gorilla

1969
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:10,598
but only dressed up as one,
trying to deceive us

1970
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:10,998
but only dressed up as one,
trying to deceive us

1971
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:11,398
but only dressed up as one,
trying to deceive us

1972
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,594
but only dressed up as one,
trying to deceive us

1973
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,158
in order to further
your career.

1974
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:13,558
in order to further
your career.

1975
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:13,958
in order to further
your career.

1976
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:14,995
in order to further
your career.

1977
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:16,758
Next.

1978
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,829
Next.

1979
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:22,358
Ah, Mr. Pattinson. Sit.

1980
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:22,758
Ah, Mr. Pattinson. Sit.

1981
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,158
Ah, Mr. Pattinson. Sit.

1982
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,479
Ah, Mr. Pattinson. Sit.

1983
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,078
[MAN 1 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1984
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:25,478
[MAN 1 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1985
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:25,878
[MAN 1 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1986
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:26,278
[MAN 1 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1987
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,474
[MAN 1 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1988
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:32,918
[MAN 2 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1989
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,318
[MAN 2 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1990
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,719
[MAN 2 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1991
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:48,798
[MAN 3 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1992
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,198
[MAN 3 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1993
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,599
[MAN 3 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1994
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,198
MAN 1 & 2:
Good for you, ma'am.

1995
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:01,598
MAN 1 & 2:
Good for you, ma'am.

1996
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,828
MAN 1 & 2:
Good for you, ma'am.

1997
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:03,438
[MAN 3 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1998
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:03,838
[MAN 3 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

1999
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:04,238
[MAN 3 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

2000
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,559
[MAN 3 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

2001
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:08,758
MAN 1 & 2: Phew!
Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am.

2002
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,158
MAN 1 & 2: Phew!
Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am.

2003
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:09,558
MAN 1 & 2: Phew!
Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am.

2004
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:09,958
MAN 1 & 2: Phew!
Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am.

2005
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,358
MAN 1 & 2: Phew!
Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am.

2006
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:10,758
MAN 1 & 2: Phew!
Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am.

2007
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:11,909
MAN 1 & 2: Phew!
Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am.

2008
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:12,478
[MAN 4 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

2009
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:12,878
[MAN 4 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

2010
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,279
[MAN 4 READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]

2011
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:17,958
MAN 1: Bet that's a link, ma'am.
MAN 2: Bet that's a link, ma'am.

2012
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,358
MAN 1: Bet that's a link, ma'am.
MAN 2: Bet that's a link, ma'am.

2013
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:18,758
MAN 1: Bet that's a link, ma'am.
MAN 2: Bet that's a link, ma'am.

2014
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,875
MAN 1: Bet that's a link, ma'am.
MAN 2: Bet that's a link, ma'am.

2015
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:20,438
[m]

2016
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:20,838
[m]

2017
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,034
[m]

2018
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:23,718
[SNORING]

2019
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,118
[SNORING]

2020
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,314
[SNORING]

2021
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,118
Vera. Vera, darling.

2022
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:39,518
Vera. Vera, darling.

2023
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,555
Vera. Vera, darling.

2024
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,118
Wake up, my little lemon.
Come to my arms.

2025
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:41,518
Wake up, my little lemon.
Come to my arms.

2026
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:41,918
Wake up, my little lemon.
Come to my arms.

2027
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,114
Wake up, my little lemon.
Come to my arms.

2028
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:43,718
Oh, Maurice.
What are you doing here?

2029
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,948
Oh, Maurice.
What are you doing here?

2030
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:45,518
I could not keep away from you.
I must have you all the time.

2031
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:45,918
I could not keep away from you.
I must have you all the time.

2032
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,318
I could not keep away from you.
I must have you all the time.

2033
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:46,718
I could not keep away from you.
I must have you all the time.

2034
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,118
I could not keep away from you.
I must have you all the time.

2035
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:47,518
I could not keep away from you.
I must have you all the time.

2036
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,555
I could not keep away from you.
I must have you all the time.

2037
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,118
Oh, this is most inconvenient.

2038
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,439
Oh, this is most inconvenient.

2039
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:50,998
Don't talk to me
about convenience.

2040
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,399
Don't talk to me
about convenience.

2041
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:52,958
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2042
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:53,358
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2043
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:53,758
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2044
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,158
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2045
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:54,558
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2046
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:54,958
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2047
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:55,358
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2048
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:55,758
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2049
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,158
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2050
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,558
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2051
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,629
Love consumes my naughty mind,
I'm delirious with desire.

2052
00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:58,958
What's that, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2053
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,358
What's that, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2054
00:26:59,360 --> 00:26:59,758
What's that, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2055
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,158
What's that, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2056
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,309
What's that, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2057
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:01,878
Just a trick of the light.
Right-o.

2058
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,278
Just a trick of the light.
Right-o.

2059
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:02,678
Just a trick of the light.
Right-o.

2060
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,078
Just a trick of the light.
Right-o.

2061
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,354
Just a trick of the light.
Right-o.

2062
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,278
Phew! That was close.
Now then, my little banana,

2063
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:05,678
Phew! That was close.
Now then, my little banana,

2064
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,078
Phew! That was close.
Now then, my little banana,

2065
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:06,478
Phew! That was close.
Now then, my little banana,

2066
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,549
Phew! That was close.
Now then, my little banana,

2067
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,118
my little fruit salad,
I can wait for you no longer.

2068
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:08,518
my little fruit salad,
I can wait for you no longer.

2069
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:08,918
my little fruit salad,
I can wait for you no longer.

2070
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,318
my little fruit salad,
I can wait for you no longer.

2071
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,639
my little fruit salad,
I can wait for you no longer.

2072
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,198
You must be mine, utterly.
Oh, Maurice.

2073
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:11,598
You must be mine, utterly.
Oh, Maurice.

2074
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:11,998
You must be mine, utterly.
Oh, Maurice.

2075
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,398
You must be mine, utterly.
Oh, Maurice.

2076
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:12,798
You must be mine, utterly.
Oh, Maurice.

2077
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,915
You must be mine, utterly.
Oh, Maurice.

2078
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:14,518
Vera. How dare you.

2079
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:14,918
Vera. How dare you.

2080
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,148
Vera. How dare you.

2081
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:16,758
Roger.
What's the meaning of this?

2082
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,909
Roger.
What's the meaning of this?

2083
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:18,478
Oh, I can explain everything,
my darling.

2084
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:18,878
Oh, I can explain everything,
my darling.

2085
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,233
Oh, I can explain everything,
my darling.

2086
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:20,838
Who's this?
This is Maurice Zatapathique,

2087
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,238
Who's this?
This is Maurice Zatapathique,

2088
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:21,638
Who's this?
This is Maurice Zatapathique,

2089
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,709
Who's this?
This is Maurice Zatapathique,

2090
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,278
Roger Thompson. Roger Thompson,
Maurice Zatapathique.

2091
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:23,678
Roger Thompson. Roger Thompson,
Maurice Zatapathique.

2092
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,078
Roger Thompson. Roger Thompson,
Maurice Zatapathique.

2093
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:24,478
Roger Thompson. Roger Thompson,
Maurice Zatapathique.

2094
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,629
Roger Thompson. Roger Thompson,
Maurice Zatapathique.

2095
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,159
How do you do?
How do you do?

2096
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:27,718
How could you do this to me, Vera?
After all we've been through?

2097
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,118
How could you do this to me, Vera?
After all we've been through?

2098
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:28,518
How could you do this to me, Vera?
After all we've been through?

2099
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:28,918
How could you do this to me, Vera?
After all we've been through?

2100
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,318
How could you do this to me, Vera?
After all we've been through?

2101
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,639
How could you do this to me, Vera?
After all we've been through?

2102
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:31,718
Damn it, I love you.

2103
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,118
Damn it, I love you.

2104
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:32,518
Damn it, I love you.

2105
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,635
Damn it, I love you.

2106
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,198
Vera. Don't you understand,
it's me that loves you.

2107
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:34,598
Vera. Don't you understand,
it's me that loves you.

2108
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:34,998
Vera. Don't you understand,
it's me that loves you.

2109
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:35,398
Vera. Don't you understand,
it's me that loves you.

2110
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:35,798
Vera. Don't you understand,
it's me that loves you.

2111
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,835
Vera. Don't you understand,
it's me that loves you.

2112
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:38,798
What's happening, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2113
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,198
What's happening, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2114
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,428
What's happening, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2115
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,038
Just a twig brushing
against the window.

2116
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:41,438
Just a twig brushing
against the window.

2117
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:41,838
Just a twig brushing
against the window.

2118
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,034
Just a twig brushing
against the window.

2119
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:43,598
Right-o.

2120
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,635
Right-o.

2121
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:45,678
Come to me, Vera.
Oh, not now, Roger.

2122
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,078
Come to me, Vera.
Oh, not now, Roger.

2123
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:46,478
Come to me, Vera.
Oh, not now, Roger.

2124
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:46,878
Come to me, Vera.
Oh, not now, Roger.

2125
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:47,278
Come to me, Vera.
Oh, not now, Roger.

2126
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,429
Come to me, Vera.
Oh, not now, Roger.

2127
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,038
Vera, my little hedgehog.
Don't turn me away.

2128
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:49,438
Vera, my little hedgehog.
Don't turn me away.

2129
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:49,838
Vera, my little hedgehog.
Don't turn me away.

2130
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,239
Vera, my little hedgehog.
Don't turn me away.

2131
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:51,838
Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

2132
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,238
Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

2133
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:52,638
Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

2134
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,039
Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

2135
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:54,598
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2136
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:54,998
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2137
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,398
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2138
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:55,798
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2139
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,198
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2140
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:56,598
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2141
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:56,998
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2142
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,398
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2143
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:57,798
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2144
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,994
Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie.
Oh, Ken. Ken Biggles.

2145
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,598
Yes, Algy's here as well.
Algy Braithwaite?

2146
00:27:59,600 --> 00:27:59,998
Yes, Algy's here as well.
Algy Braithwaite?

2147
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,398
Yes, Algy's here as well.
Algy Braithwaite?

2148
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:00,798
Yes, Algy's here as well.
Algy Braithwaite?

2149
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,198
Yes, Algy's here as well.
Algy Braithwaite?

2150
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:01,598
Yes, Algy's here as well.
Algy Braithwaite?

2151
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,919
Yes, Algy's here as well.
Algy Braithwaite?

2152
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,308
That's right, Vera.

2153
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:04,878
Oh, God. You know
we both still bally love you.

2154
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:05,278
Oh, God. You know
we both still bally love you.

2155
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,678
Oh, God. You know
we both still bally love you.

2156
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,829
Oh, God. You know
we both still bally love you.

2157
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:07,398
Oh, Biggles. Algy.
Oh, but how wonderful.

2158
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:07,798
Oh, Biggles. Algy.
Oh, but how wonderful.

2159
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,198
Oh, Biggles. Algy.
Oh, but how wonderful.

2160
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:08,598
Oh, Biggles. Algy.
Oh, but how wonderful.

2161
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:08,998
Oh, Biggles. Algy.
Oh, but how wonderful.

2162
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,398
Oh, Biggles. Algy.
Oh, but how wonderful.

2163
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:09,798
Oh, Biggles. Algy.
Oh, but how wonderful.

2164
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,198
Oh, Biggles. Algy.
Oh, but how wonderful.

2165
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,269
Oh, Biggles. Algy.
Oh, but how wonderful.

2166
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:12,998
What's happening, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2167
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,398
What's happening, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2168
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:13,798
What's happening, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2169
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,869
What's happening, Vera?
Oh, nothing, dear.

2170
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,438
It's just the toilet filling up.
Right-o.

2171
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:15,838
It's just the toilet filling up.
Right-o.

2172
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,238
It's just the toilet filling up.
Right-o.

2173
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:16,638
It's just the toilet filling up.
Right-o.

2174
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:17,868
It's just the toilet filling up.
Right-o.

2175
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:19,318
Scusi, you tell me where
is Mrs. Vera Jackson, please?

2176
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:19,718
Scusi, you tell me where
is Mrs. Vera Jackson, please?

2177
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,118
Scusi, you tell me where
is Mrs. Vera Jackson, please?

2178
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:20,518
Scusi, you tell me where
is Mrs. Vera Jackson, please?

2179
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:20,918
Scusi, you tell me where
is Mrs. Vera Jackson, please?

2180
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:21,989
Scusi, you tell me where
is Mrs. Vera Jackson, please?

2181
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:22,558
Yes, right and right again.

2182
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,834
Yes, right and right again.

2183
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,319
[SPEAKS |N SPANISH]

2184
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:25,878
Right-o.

2185
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,199
Right-o.

2186
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:27,758
[ALL CHATTERING]

2187
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,158
[ALL CHATTERING]

2188
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,354
[ALL CHATTERING]

2189
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,318
Oh, Vera. Do you remember
Acapulco in the springtime?

2190
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:34,718
Oh, Vera. Do you remember
Acapulco in the springtime?

2191
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,118
Oh, Vera. Do you remember
Acapulco in the springtime?

2192
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:35,518
Oh, Vera. Do you remember
Acapulco in the springtime?

2193
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:35,918
Oh, Vera. Do you remember
Acapulco in the springtime?

2194
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,318
Oh, Vera. Do you remember
Acapulco in the springtime?

2195
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,719
Oh, Vera. Do you remember
Acapulco in the springtime?

2196
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,278
Oh, the Herman Rodrigues Four.

2197
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:38,678
Oh, the Herman Rodrigues Four.

2198
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,874
Oh, the Herman Rodrigues Four.

2199
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,478
[BAND PLAYING]

2200
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:40,878
[BAND PLAYING]

2201
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,074
[BAND PLAYING]

2202
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:42,638
Vera. | distinctly heard
a Mexican rhythm combo.

2203
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,038
Vera. | distinctly heard
a Mexican rhythm combo.

2204
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:43,438
Vera. | distinctly heard
a Mexican rhythm combo.

2205
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:43,838
Vera. | distinctly heard
a Mexican rhythm combo.

2206
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,238
Vera. | distinctly heard
a Mexican rhythm combo.

2207
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:44,638
Vera. | distinctly heard
a Mexican rhythm combo.

2208
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,789
Vera. | distinctly heard
a Mexican rhythm combo.

2209
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,358
Oh, no, dear. It wasjust the
electric blanket switching off.

2210
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:46,758
Oh, no, dear. It wasjust the
electric blanket switching off.

2211
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,158
Oh, no, dear. It wasjust the
electric blanket switching off.

2212
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:47,558
Oh, no, dear. It wasjust the
electric blanket switching off.

2213
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:47,958
Oh, no, dear. It wasjust the
electric blanket switching off.

2214
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,358
Oh, no, dear. It wasjust the
electric blanket switching off.

2215
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:48,758
Oh, no, dear. It wasjust the
electric blanket switching off.

2216
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,159
Oh, no, dear. It wasjust the
electric blanket switching off.

2217
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:50,718
Well, I'm going for a tinkle.

2218
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,994
Well, I'm going for a tinkle.

2219
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:52,598
No, you can't do that.

2220
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,669
No, you can't do that.

2221
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,238
Here, we haven't finished
the sketch yet.

2222
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:54,638
Here, we haven't finished
the sketch yet.

2223
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,914
Here, we haven't finished
the sketch yet.

2224
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:56,478
Dash it all, there's only
another bally page.

2225
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:56,878
Dash it all, there's only
another bally page.

2226
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,278
Dash it all, there's only
another bally page.

2227
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,474
Dash it all, there's only
another bally page.

2228
00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,238
I say. There's no one to react to.

2229
00:28:59,240 --> 00:28:59,638
I say. There's no one to react to.

2230
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,755
I say. There's no one to react to.

2231
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,313
Don't talk to the camera.
Oh, sorry.

2232
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,549
[some CHIMES]

2233
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:04,638
Here, it's no good you coming in.
He's gone and left the sketch.

2234
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,038
Here, it's no good you coming in.
He's gone and left the sketch.

2235
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:05,438
Here, it's no good you coming in.
He's gone and left the sketch.

2236
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:05,838
Here, it's no good you coming in.
He's gone and left the sketch.

2237
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,238
Here, it's no good you coming in.
He's gone and left the sketch.

2238
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:06,638
Here, it's no good you coming in.
He's gone and left the sketch.

2239
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,038
Here, it's no good you coming in.
He's gone and left the sketch.

2240
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,189
Here, it's no good you coming in.
He's gone and left the sketch.

2241
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,554
Yes, he went for a tinkle.