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[J‘J‘]

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Mm.

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And now for something
completely different.

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It's...

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[J‘J‘]

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[ANNOUNCER] Monty
Python '3 Flying Circus.

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[ANNOUNCER] How to recognize
different parts of the body.

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Number one, the foot.

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Number two...

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the shoulder.

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And number three...

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the other foot.

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Number four...

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the bridge of the nose.

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Number five...

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the naughty bits.

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Number six...

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just above the elbow.

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Number seven...

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two inches to the right of
a very naughty bit indeed.

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Number eight, the kneecap.

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["WALTZING MATHILDA"
ON RECORD PLAYER]

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J‘ Once a jolly swagman
Camped by a billabong J‘

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J‘ Under the shade... J‘

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- Good day, Bruce.
- Oh, hello, Bruce.

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- How are you, Bruce?
- A bit crook, Bruce.

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Blimey. It's hot
in here, Bruce.

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It's hot enough
to boil a monkey's bum.

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That's a strange-- That's
a strange expression, Bruce.

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Well, Bruce, I heard
the prime minister use it.

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"Hot enough to boil
a monkey's bum in here,

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Your Majesty,“
he said.

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And she smiled quietly
to herself.

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She's a good sheila, Bruce.
And not at all stuck-up.

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Ah. Here comes
the boss fellow now.

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- Ah, good day, Bruce.
- Hey, Bruce.

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Hello, Bruce.
How are you, Bruce?

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Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce
a chap from Pommyland

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who'll be joining us
this year

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here in the Philosophy
Department

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of the University
of Woolamaloo.

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Uh, Michael Baldwin,
this is Bruce.

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Is your name
not Bruce, then?

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Uh, no,
it's Michael.

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That's going to cause
a little confusion.

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Yeah. Mind if we call you
Bruce, just to keep it clear?

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Well, gentlemen, I think
we better start the meeting.

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Before we start,
though,

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I'll ask the Padre
for a prayer.

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Oh, Lord, we beseech thee, have
mercy on our faculty, amen.

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- Amen.
- Amen.

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Crack the tubes,
right.

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Ah, Bruce,
I now call upon you

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to welcome Mr. Baldwin
to the Philosophy Department.

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I'd like to welcome
the pommy bastard

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to God's own earth.
And I'd like to remind him

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that we don't like stuck-up
stickybeaks here.

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[ALL] Hear, hear!
Well spoken, Bruce!

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Now, Bruce teaches
classical philosophy,

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Bruce teaches
Hegelian philosophy.

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Bruce here teaches
logical positivism

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and is also in charge
of the sheep dip.

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What does, um--
What does new Bruce teach?

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Our new Bruce will teach
political science,

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Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke,
Hobbes, Sutcliffe,

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Bradman, Lindwall, Miller,
Hassett and Benaud.

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- Those are cricketers, Bruce.
- Oh, spit.

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Howls. Howls of derisive
laughter, Bruce.

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Ha-ha! In addition, as he's
gonna be teaching politics,

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I told him that
he's welcome to teach

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any of the great
socialist thinkers,

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provided he makes it clear
that they were wrong.

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[ALL] Australia, Australia,
Australia, Australia.

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We love you. Amen.

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Any questions?

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New Bruce, are you a poofter?

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- Are you a poofter?
- No.

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No, right. Well, gentlemen,
I'll just remind you

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of the faculty rules.

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Rule one,
no poofters.

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Uh, rule two, no member
of the faculty

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is to maltreat the Abos
in any way whatsoever

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if there's anyone watching.

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Rule three, no poofters.

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Uh, rule four, I don't wanna
catch anyone not drinking

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in their room
after lights out.

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Rule five, no poofters.

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Rule six,
there is no rule six.

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Rule seven, no poofters.

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That concludes the reading
of the rules. Bruce.

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This here is the wattle,
the emblem of our land.

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You can stick it in a bottle,
you can hold it in your hand.

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- Amen.
- [ALL] Amen!

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Gentlemen, it's 6:00.
I want every man-Bruce of you

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in the Sydney
Harbor Bridge room

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to take a glass of sherry with
the flying philosopher, Bruce.

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And | now call upon you,
padre,

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to close the meeting
with a prayer.

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Oh Lord,
we beseech thee,

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et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera, amen.

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- [ALL] Amen!
- Right, let's get some sheilas.

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- Okay.
- Ah! Elevenses.

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Ah! This
should tide us--

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This should tide us over
till lunchtime.

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Reckon so, Bruce.

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Sidney Nolan.
What's that?

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[ANNOU NCER]
Number nine, the ear.

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Number 10, the big toe.

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Number 11...

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more naughty bits.

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And number 12...

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the naughty bits of a lady.

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And number 13,
the naughty bits of a horse.

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the naughty bits of an ant.

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Number 15, the naughty bits
of Reginald Maud/ing.

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Number 16, the hand.

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Good evening. I have with me
in the studio tonight

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Mr. Norman-- Mr. Norman
St. John Polevaulter,

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who, for the past few years,
has been contradicting people.

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Mr. Polevaulter, why do you
contradict people?

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-ldont
- You told me you did.

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| most certainly did not.

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Oh, I see.

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I'll start again.

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- No, you won't.
- Shh.

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Mr. Polevaulter, I understand
you don't contradict people.

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- Yes, I do.
- When didn't you start

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contradicting people?

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Well, I did, in 1952.

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- 1952?
- 1947.

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- Twenty-three years ago?
- No.

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And so on and so on and so on.

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And now...

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number 17...

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the top of the head.

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Number 18...
the feather.

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Rare.

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Number 19...

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the nose.

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[J‘J']

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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

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[MAN]
Come in.

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Ah, Mr. Luxury Yacht.
Do sit down, please.

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Uh, no, no. My name is
spelt Luxury Yacht,

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but it's pronounced
Throatwobbler Mangrove.

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Ah, well, do sit down then,
Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove.

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Thank you.

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Now, what seems to be
the trouble?

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Um...

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I'd like you to perform
some plastic surgery on me.

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| see. And which particular
feature of your anatomy

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is causing you distress?

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Well-- Well,
for a long time now--

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In fact, even when
l was a child

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- -uh, I, you know, ever--
whenever I left home... - Mm-hm.

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- uh, to catch a bus or—- Or
to catch a train-- - Fine.

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Uh, and even my tennis
has suffered, actually.

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_ Uh--
- Yes. To be absolutely blunt

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you're worried about
your enormous hooter.

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- No.
- No?

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- Yes.
- Yes.

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Yes.

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You want me to hack a bit off.

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- Please.
- Fine.

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It is a startler,
isn't it?

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Uh, do you mind
if I, uh...?

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What?

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Oh, no, nothing then.
I'll just examine your nose.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Mr. Luxury Yacht,
this, um...

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This nose of yours
is false.

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It's made of
polystyrene.

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And your own
hooter's a beaut.

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No pruning necessary.

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I'd still like
the Operation.

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Well, you've had the
operation, you strange person.

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Please do an operation.

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Well, all right.
All right.

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But only if you'll come
on a camping holiday with me.

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He asked me,
he asked me!

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[J‘J']

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Next week, we'll be
showing you

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how to pick up an architect,
how to pull a prime minister,

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and how to have fun
with a wholesale poulterer.

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Now the men of the Derbyshire
Light Infantry entertain us

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with a precision display
of bad temper.

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[MAN]
Attention!

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My goodness, me.

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I am in a bad temper today,
all right, two, three.

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Damn, damn, two, three.

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I am vexed and ratty,
two, three.

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And next, the men
of the Second Armored Division

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regale us with their famous
close-order swanning about.

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Squad!

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Camp it...up.

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[ALL]
Ooh, get her. Whoops.

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I've got your number, ducky.

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Couldn't afford me, dear,
two, three.

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l'll scratch your eyes out.

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Don't come the brigadier bit
with us, dear.

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We all know where you've been,
you military fairy.

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Whoops, don't look now, girls.

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The major's just minced in with
that dolly color sergeant.

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- [SOLDIER] Two, three.
- [ALL] Oooh.

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And finally...

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[TCHAIKOVSKY'S "NUTCRACKER
SUITE" PLAYING]

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God, if they don't stop,
I'll kill myself.

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I swear I will.

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All right. That's it.

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[GUNSHOT]

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[ANNOUNCER]
For three days and nights,

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the displaced eyeball
plummeted earthward.

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Until finally...

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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

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Oh.

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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

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[MAN] Keep low, keep down. Don't
lag behind. Come on, everybody.

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Right. Keep close.
That's right.

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Watch out for the killer cars.
[MOTOR ROARS]

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[ANNOU NCER]
Yes, the killer cars.

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For years, the city
had been plagued

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by ever-increasing
pedestrian congestion.

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In an attempt
to eliminate this problem,

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certain fanatical cars

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had taken the law
into their own hands.

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[MOTORS ROARING]

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But the days of the killer
cars were numbered,

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thanks to the miracle
of atomic mutation.

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[RUMBLING]

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[MOTORS ROARING]

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[TIRES SQUEALING]

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[MAN] Oh, thank you.
You've saved our city.

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[ANNOUNCER]
But at what cost?

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[GOBBLING]

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[CATERWAU LS]

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[MAN]
Oh, thank you. Thank you.

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[CROWD CHEERING]
You've saved our city.

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Except for those
who chose to leave town.

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[TRAIN WHISTLE]

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This, then, is the story
of two of them.

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[WHISTLING]

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Morning, sir.
Can I help you?

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Uh, yes. We've-- We've booked
on your flight for America.

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Oh, we don't fly
to America.

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Oh, the American flight.

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Ah, on the plane. Oh, yes.
Oh, we do that, all right.

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[LAUGHS]

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00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,361
Safe as houses,
no need for panic.

250
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,489
Is it really
37 and 6?

251
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,740
Thirty bob.
I'm robbing meself.

252
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,616
- Thirty bob?
- Twenty-five.

253
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,324
Uh, two quid, the pair of you.
Uh, that's without insurance.

254
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,198
- How much is it with insurance?
- Hundred and two quid.

255
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,741
That's including
the flight.

256
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,204
How long will it take?

257
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,666
Uh, let me put it this way.
No idea.

258
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,670
- Six hours.
- Six?

259
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,165
Five. Ten for
the pair of you.

260
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,087
- Oh, is it a jet?
- Uh, well, no.

261
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,752
It's not so much a jet.
It's more your...

262
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,137
Triumph Herald engine
with wings.

263
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,513
When are you taking off?

264
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,265
- 3300 hours.
- [MAN] What?

265
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,050
- 2600 hours for the pair.
- [WOMAN] What?

266
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,060
After the injections,
you won't care.

267
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,188
- What injections?
- Barley sugar. Calm you down.

268
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,307
They're compulsory.
Board of trade. Promise.

269
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,691
I don't like the sound
of injections.

270
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,351
Ring, ring.
Hello. Yes. Right.

271
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,111
You've got to make
your mind up straightaway

272
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,022
if you're coming
or not.

273
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,614
- [BOTH] Yes.
- Right. You can't change your mind.

274
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,400
I'll ring
the departure lounge.

275
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:59,073
Hello? Two more on their way,
Mrs. Turpin.

276
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,581
[WOMAN]
Ah.

277
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,038
Now, uh, the duty-free
trolley is over there.

278
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,543
There's some lovely
drop scones

279
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,208
and some duty-free
broccoli,

280
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,043
and there's fresh
Eccles cakes.

281
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,217
The Verrifast Plaine Company

282
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,382
announce the departure
of flight one

283
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,756
to over the hills
and far away.

284
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,307
Will passengers
for flight one

285
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,388
please assemble
at gate one?

286
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,352
Passengers are
advised

287
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:26,061
that there is still plenty
of time to buy Eccles cakes.

288
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,725
Nearly ready.

289
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,062
All passengers please
get ready

290
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,699
for their barley sugar
injections, Okay?

291
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,326
Oh. Today,
we all take vow.

292
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,532
Today, we smash
the enemy fleet.

293
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,494
We smash, smash.

294
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,703
[INDISTINCT
SCREAMING]

295
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,790
[MEN
LAUGHING]

296
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,088
Uh, now, that's Mr. Kamikaze,
the pilot.

297
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,714
He's very nice, really,

298
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,251
but make sure he stays clear
of battleships.

299
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:58,177
[ANNOUNCER] There have been many
stirring tales told of the sea,

300
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,638
and also some fairly
uninteresting ones

301
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,302
only marginally
connected with it.

302
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,187
Uh, like this one.

303
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,225
Sorry, this isn't a very
good announcement. Sorry.

304
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,188
And here is the result

305
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,479
of the "Where to Put Edward
Heath's Statue" competition.

306
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,274
The winner was
a Mr. Ivy North,

307
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,775
who wins 10 guineas and a visit
to the sailors' quarters.

308
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,115
[ALL GRUNTING, YELPING]

309
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,797
That was last year's reenactment
of the battle of Pearl Harbor

310
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,584
performed by the Batley
Townswomen's Guild.

311
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,219
It was written, directed
and produced

312
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,630
by Mrs. Rita Fairbanks.

313
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,677
Hello again.

314
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,138
[INTERVIEWER] And what are your
ladies gonna do for us this year?

315
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,103
Well, this year, we decided
to reenact something

316
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,013
with a more modern flavor.

317
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,523
We had considered a version

318
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,231
of Michael Stewart's
speech on Nigeria,

319
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,612
and there were several votes
on the committee

320
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,318
for a staging
of Herr Willy Brandt's

321
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,449
visit to East Germany.

322
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,984
But we've settled, instead,

323
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:04,121
for a dramatization
of the first heart transplant.

324
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,327
Incidentally, my sister,
Madge, will be playing

325
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,246
the plucky little
springbok pioneer,

326
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,332
Dr. Christian Barnard.

327
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,669
[INTERVIEWER] Off we go then, with the
Batley Townswomen's Guild reenactment

328
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,383
of the first heart
transplant.

329
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,965
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

330
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,255
[ALL GRUNTING, YELPING]

331
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:31,061
The first heart transplant.

332
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,273
But this is not the only
open-air production here

333
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,687
that has used the sea.

334
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,359
Theatrical managers
in this area

335
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,114
have not been as slow
to appreciate

336
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,492
the sea's tremendous
dramatic value.

337
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,198
And somewhere,
out in this bay,

338
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,238
is the first undenNater
production

339
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,498
of Measure for Measure.

340
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,706
[MUFFLED SHAKESPEARIAN
DIALOGUE]

341
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,510
[INHALING NOISILY]

342
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,467
[MUFFLED SHAKESPEARIAN
DIALOGUE CONTINUES]

343
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,559
[INHALING NOISILY]

344
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,017
[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]

345
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,104
[YELLS INDISTINCTLY]

346
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,734
Right.

347
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,071
The underwater version
of Measure for Measure.

348
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,456
And further out to sea,
Hello, Dolly!

349
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,663
is also doing
good business.

350
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,670
[MEN GURGLING]
J‘ Hello, Dolly J‘

351
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,580
And over there
on the oyster beds,

352
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,583
Formula Two car racing.

353
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,968
[MOTORS ROARING]

354
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,218
[TIRES SQUEALING]

355
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:52,104
[ANNOU NCER]
Number 20...the armpits.

356
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,769
Number 21...

357
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:57,568
the bottom two-thirds
of the nape of the neck.

358
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,231
Number 22...

359
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,274
the nipple.

360
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,116
[MAN OVER RADIO] And that
concludes this week's episode

361
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,622
of How to Recognize
Different Parts of the Body,

362
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,413
adapted for radio
by Ann Haydon-Jones

363
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,373
and her husband, Pip.

364
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,290
And now we present
the first episode

365
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,004
of a new radio
drama series:

366
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,669
The Death Of Mary,
Queen of Scots.

367
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,591
Part One:
The Beginning.

368
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,679
[MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO]

369
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,566
[MAN] You are Mary,
Queen of Scots?

370
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,321
[WOMAN]
lam.

371
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,067
- [THUMPING]
— [WOMAN] Ow! Ow!

372
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,360
[WOMAN SCREAMING OVER RADIO]

373
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:51,656
[THUMPING, OBJECTS CRASH/NG]

374
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,166
[WOMAN CONTINUES
SCREAMING]

375
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,169
Oh! No!

376
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,423
[SCREAMS]

377
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,513
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]

378
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:18,399
[THUMPING, SCREAMING STOPS]

379
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,026
Episode two of The Death
of Mary, Queen of Scots

380
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:24,739
can be heard on Radio 4
almost immediately.

381
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,819
[MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO]

382
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:33,031
[SA WIN G]

383
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,540
[THUMPING, WOMAN
SCREAMING]

384
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,840
[ THUMPIN G,
SCREAMING STOPS]

385
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,713
[MAN]
I think she’s dead.

386
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,468
[WOMAN]
No, I’m not.

387
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,470
[GUNSHOT, THUMPING,
SCREAMING RESUMES]

388
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,221
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]

389
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,814
[ANNOU NCER]
That was episode two

390
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,770
of The Death of Mary,
Queen of Scots,

391
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,476
adapted for the radio

392
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,612
by Bernard Hollowood
and Brian London.

393
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,320
And now Radio 4
will explode.

394
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,405
[MUSIC PLAYING]

395
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,572
[EXPLOSION]

396
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:15,240
Oh.

397
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,287
We'll have to watch
the telly then.

398
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,746
Yes.

399
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,301
Well...what's on
the television then?

400
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,596
Looks like
a penguin.

401
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,765
NO, no, no, no.

402
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,680
I didn't mean what's on
the television set.

403
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,223
I meant
what program.

404
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,268
- Ohh.
- Oh.

405
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,270
[HUMMING]

406
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,021
J‘ Young and handsome J‘

407
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:52,068
[BOTH] J‘ Girl from lpanema
Goes walking I

408
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,454
- What's it doing there?
- Standing.

409
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,167
I can see that.

410
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,798
If it lays an egg...

411
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,805
it will fall down the back
of the television set.

412
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,432
- We'll have to watch that.
- Mmm.

413
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,762
Unless it's a male.

414
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,097
Ooh, I never thought
of that.

415
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,262
Yes.

416
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,057
Looks fairly butch.

417
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,725
Perhaps it comes
from next door.

418
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:27,144
Penguins don't come
from next door,

419
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,313
they come
from the Antarctic.

420
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,815
Burma!

421
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,244
- Why'd you say "Burma"?
- l panicked.

422
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,450
Oh.

423
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,329
Perhaps it's
from the zoo.

424
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,168
Which zoo?

425
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:47,547
How should I know which 200?
I'm not Dr. Bloody Bernowski.

426
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,335
How does Dr. Bernowski know
which 200 it came from?

427
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,422
He knows everything.

428
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:52,757
Oh, I wouldn't
like that.

429
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,673
It'd take the mystery
out of life.

430
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,175
Anyway, if it came
from the zoo,

431
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,394
it'd have "Property
of the Zoo" stamped on it.

432
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,179
No, it wouldn't.

433
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,349
They don't stamp animals
"Property of the Zoo."

434
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:08,690
You couldn't stamp
a huge lion.

435
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:16,743
What happens
when they molt?

436
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,370
Lions don't molt.

437
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,114
No, but penguins do.

438
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,032
There, I've run rings
around you, logically.

439
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:25,544
Oh. Intercourse
the penguin.

440
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,667
It's, uh, just gone 8:00
and time for the penguin

441
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,507
on top of your television
set to explode.

442
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,643
How did he know that
was going to happen?

443
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:44,101
It was an inspired guess.
And now...

444
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,731
Number 23...the shin.

445
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,396
Number 24...

446
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,357
Reginald Maud/ing's shin.

447
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:55,116
Number 25...the brain.

448
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:59,195
Margaret Thatcher's brain.

449
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,417
And number 27...

450
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:08,584
more naughty bits.

451
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,213
Number 28...

452
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:13,422
the naughty bits
of the cabinet.

453
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:18,764
the interior
of a country house.

454
00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,762
That's not
a part of the body.

455
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,976
NO, it's a link, though. I
didn't think it was very good.

456
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,183
No, it's the end of the series.
They must be out of ideas.

457
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,063
All right,
don't anybody move.

458
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,144
There's been
a murder.

459
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,558
A murder?

460
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,317
NO, no.
Not murder. No.

461
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,695
Uh, what's like a murder
but begins with B?

462
00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:35,277
Birmingham?

463
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,070
- NO, no, no, no, no.
- [MAN 1] Burnley?

464
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,201
Burnley, that's right.
Burnley in Lancashire.

465
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,361
There's been
a Burnley.

466
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:41,654
Burglary.

467
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,117
Burglary.
Yes. Good man.

468
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:44,452
Burglary.
That's it, of course.

469
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,162
- There's been a burglary.
- Where?

470
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,792
In the back,
just below the rib.

471
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,081
No, that's murder.

472
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,337
Oh, no. In the--

473
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,589
Eh, in the band.

474
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,171
In the bat. Barclays bat.

475
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,211
- Barclays Bank?
- Yes. Nasty business.

476
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,346
Got away with 23,000 pounds.

477
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,302
Any clues?

478
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,301
Any what?

479
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,303
[MAN 2] Well, any evidence
as to who did it?

480
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,437
Any clues, eh?

481
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:11,101
Ooh, we don't half talk
posh, do we? Ha-ha!

482
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:14,486
I suppose you say "ehnvelope"
and "larngerie,"

483
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:17,989
and "sarndwiches
on the settee."

484
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,699
This is a murder
investigation, young man,

485
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,282
and murder is
a very serious business.

486
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,492
[MAN 1] I thought you
said it was a burglary.

487
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,581
Burglary is almost as serious
a business as murder.

488
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:31,336
Some burglaries
are more serious.

489
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,997
A burglary in which someone
gets stabbed is murder.

490
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,125
So don't come to these
petty distinctions with me.

491
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,463
You're as bad as a judge.

492
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,253
Right. Now...

493
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,671
the first thing to do
in the event of a breach

494
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:44,174
of a peace of any kind
is to go and...

495
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,522
Sorry, sorry.
I was miles away.

496
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,183
- Ah, ring the police?
- Ring the police.

497
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:54,568
Get them
over here fast.

498
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,773
No, get them
over here slowly

499
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,279
so they don't
drop anything.

500
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,609
Shall I make us all
a cup of tea?

501
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,115
Make what you like,
Boskovitch.

502
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,071
It won't help you
in court. Hm-hm.

503
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,453
I beg your pardon?

504
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,705
I'm sorry. Sorry.

505
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,494
I'm on top of being
on two cases at once.

506
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,409
I keep thinking I've got
Boskovitch cornered,

507
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,453
whereas in fact,
I'm investigating a Burnley.

508
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,121
- Burglary?
- Yes, good man.

509
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,664
[SIREN WAILING]

510
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,253
Um...w-whO's--?
Who's Boskovitch?

511
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,712
Ha!

512
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,427
Boskovitch is
a Russian scientist

513
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,555
who's passing information
to the Russians.

514
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,971
Classified
information?

515
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,055
Oh, there
he goes again.

516
00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:30,312
"Classified
information."

517
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:33,315
Oh, sitting on the settee
with our scones

518
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,476
and our classified
information.

519
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:36,609
Hello.

520
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,065
Oh, hello, Duckie.

521
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,438
Hello, sir.
How are you?

522
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,072
I'm fine, thanks.
How are you?

523
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,234
Well, sir, I'm a little bit
moody today, sir.

524
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:44,781
- Why's that, Duckie?
- [MUSIC PLAYS]

525
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,578
Because...

526
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:50,120
J‘ I’m a little bit sad
And lonely J‘

527
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:53,502
J‘ Now, my baby's gone away J‘

528
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:56,459
J‘ I’m feeling kind of blue
I don 't know just what to do J‘

529
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,341
J‘ I feel a little sad today I

530
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:02,594
[ALL] J‘ He's a little
bit sad And lonely J‘

531
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:06,216
J‘ Now, his baby's gone away J‘

532
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,759
J‘ He's feeling kind of blue
He don’t know just what to do J‘

533
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,270
J‘ He ain’t feeling so good
Today J‘

534
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:15,562
- I When I smile J‘
- J‘ Ahhhh J‘

535
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:18,603
- J‘ The sun comes flooding in J‘ -
J‘ No, no, no, no, no, no, no J‘

536
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,647
- I When I’m sad J‘
- J‘ Ahhh J‘

537
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,692
J‘ It goes behind the clouds
Again I

538
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:28,033
J‘ I’m a little bit sad
And lonely J‘

539
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:31,369
J‘ When my baby’s
Gone away J‘

540
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,534
J‘ I’m feeling kind of-- J‘

541
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,202
[ALL]
Et cetera, et cetera.

542
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:36,711
[INSPECTOR]
A lovely song, Duckie.

543
00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:38,167
[APPLAUSE]

544
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,423
And that's
the final entry:

545
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,379
[SPEAKS FRENCH]

546
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,464
And now, Guten Abend.

547
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,174
Die scores.
Das scores.

548
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,636
Les scores. Die scores.
Del scores.

549
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:50,134
Oh, scores. Ha! Scores.

550
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,766
Yes, Monaco is the winner.

551
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:56,022
[ASIAN ACCENT]
Ha! Monaco is a linner.

552
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:59,526
[JAMAICAN ACCENT] Oh, yes, man.
Monaco's won the big prize, bwana.

553
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:03,155
[NORMAL VOICE] And now here is Chief
Inspector Jean-Paul Zatapathique

554
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,149
with the winning song
once again.

555
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,569
[ANNOUNCER] And so
Inspector Zatapathique,

556
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:11,204
the forensic expert from
the Monaco Murder Squad,

557
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:15,163
sings hiS song,
"Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong. "

558
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,752
[CHOIR HUMMING]

559
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:20,752
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

560
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:39,767
[SINGING IN FRENCH]

561
00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:41,568
[ALL]
J‘ Bing tiddle tiddle bang J‘

562
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,399
[CHOIR]
J‘ Bong tiddle fiddle bang J‘

563
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,404
J‘ Bong tiddle tiddle tiddle
Tiddle tiddle J‘

564
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,111
J‘ Bong tiddle tiddle bong J‘

565
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,741
J‘ Bong tiddle tiddle bing J‘

566
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,662
J‘ Bing tiddle tiddle
Bang tiddle tiddle J‘

567
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:55,165
J‘ Bong tiddle tiddle tiddle
Bang bong bing J‘

568
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:58,247
J‘ Bang bong tiddle tiddle
tiddle Bang bong bing J‘

569
00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,537
J‘ Tiddle tidd/e bang J‘

570
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:03,211
J‘ Bong tiddle tiddle tiddle
Tiddle, tiddle J‘

571
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:11,219
- J‘ Bing bang bong J‘
- J‘ Tiddle tiddle J‘

572
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:15,014
J‘ Tiddle tiddle
Bing bang bong J‘

573
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:18,146
J‘ Tiddle tiddle
Bong tiddle tiddle bing J‘

574
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:24,110
[PANTING]

575
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:28,323
[ANNOUNCER]
Number 31...the end.