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This is Captain MacPherson welcoming
you aboard East Scottish Airways.

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You'll have had your tea.

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Our destination is Glasgow.

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There is no need to panic.

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There's a bomb
onboard this plane,

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and I'll tell you where it is
for a thousand pounds.

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I don't believe you.

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If you don't tell me
where the bomb is--

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Ifldont
give you the money--

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Unless you give me the bomb--

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The money.

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The money.
Thank you, pretty lady.

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The bomb will explode,
killing everybody.

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Including you.

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All right.
Here's a pound.

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Uh, I don't want
Scottish money.

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They've got the numbers.
They can be traced.

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One English pound.
Now, where's the bomb?

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You've forgotten?

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Aye, you'd better have
your pound back.

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Oh, fingerprints.

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Now,
where's the bomb?

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Uh, wait a tic,
wait a tic.

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Uh, my first is in Glasgow,
but not in Spain,

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my second is in steamer,
but not in train,

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my whole is in the luggage
compartment on the plane.

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I'll tell you where
it is for a pound.

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It's in
the luggage compartment.

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Right.
Here's your pound.

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Is this character
giving you any trouble?

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-He's just ruined this sketch.
-Absolutely.

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Right, let's go on
to the next one.

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Uh, no. Wait a tic,
wait a tic.

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-I won't ruin your sketch for a pound.
-ALL: No, no.

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-Seventy-five p.
-N ext item.

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| see my role in it as, um--
Oh, how can I put it?

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Uh, the nude man.

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As sort of symbolizing the two
separate strands of existence.

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The essential nudity
of man.

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The-- Oh, um...

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It's a very
interesting question.

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Personally, I rather adhere
to the Bergsonian idea

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of laughter
as a social sanction

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against inflexible
behavior but...

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EXCUSE me a moment.

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And now...

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It's...

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[J‘J‘J‘]

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ANNOUNCER:
Monty Python's Flying Circuses.

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ANNOUNCER:

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[CLOCK TICKING]

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ANNOUNCER:

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Well, we'll be continuing with Monty
Python's Flying Circus in just a moment.

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[TINKLING]

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Yes, yes, we're--
We're going back to the show

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in just one moment from...

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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[HUMMING]

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...now!

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ANNOUNCER: This new housing
development in Bristol

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is one of the most interesting
in the country.

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It's using a variety
of new techniques:

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shockproof curtain-walling,
a central high-voltage,

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self-generated
electricity source,

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and extruded acrylic
fiberglass fitments.

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It's also the first major
housing project in Britain

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to be built entirely
by characters

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from 19th-century
English literature.

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Here Little Nell, from Dickens'
Old Curiosity Shop

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fits new nylon siphons into
the asbestos-lined ceiling.

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But it's the electrical system which
has attracted the most attention.

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Arthur Huntingdon, who Helen
Graham married as a young girl,

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and whose shameless conduct eventually
drove her back to her brother Lawrence

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in Anne Bronte 's
The Tenant of Wildfell Hall,

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describes why it's unique.

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Because, sir,
it is self-generating.

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Because we have harnessed here,
in this box,

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the very forces
of life itself.

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The very forces
that will send Helen

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running back
to beg forgiveness.

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The on-site building techniques
involve the construction

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of 12-foot walling blocks
by a crowd of farmhands

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from Tess of the d’Urbervi/Ies,

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supervised by
the genial landlady, Mrs. Jupp,

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from Samuel Butler's
Way of All Flesh.

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In contrast to the site in
Bristol, there's progress here

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on Britain's first
18-level motorway interchange,

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being built by characters

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from Milton's
Paradise Lost.

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What went wrong here?

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Well, nobody really got on.

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Satan didn't get on
with Eve, uh...

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Archangel Gabriel
didn't get on with Satan.

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Nobody got on with
the Serpent.

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So now they have to work
a rota.

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Forces of good from 10 till 3,
forces of evil 3 till 6.

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But even more modern building
techniques are being used

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on an expanding new town site
near Peterborough.

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Here, the Amazing Mystico
and Janet

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can put up a block of flats
by hypnosis in under a minute.

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The local council here
have over 50 hypnosis-induced

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25-story blocks put up
by El Mystico and Janet.

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[asked Mr. Ken Verybigliar
the advantages of hypnosis

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compared to other
building methods.

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Oh, there is a considerable
financial advantage

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in using the services
of El Mystico.

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A block like
Mystico Point here

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would normally cost
in a region

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of one and a half
million pounds.

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Uh, this was put up for
5 pounds and 30 bob for Janet.

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But the obvious question is:
Are they safe?

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Of course they're safe. There's
absolutely no doubt about that.

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They are as strong,
solid and as safe

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as any other building method
in this country.

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Provided, of course,
people believe in them.

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Yes, uh, we received a note
from the council,

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uh, saying that if we
ceased to believe

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in this building,
it would fall down.

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You don't mind living
in a figment

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of another man's
imagination?

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No, it's much better
than where we used to live.

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Where did you use to live?

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We had an 18-room villa
overlooking Nice.

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Really?
That sounds much better.

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Oh, yeah. You're right.

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Oh, no, no, no.
Of course not.

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Phew.

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That was close.

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But the construction of these
vast new housing developments,

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providing homes
for many thousands of people,

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is not the only project to which
he has applied his many talents.

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He also has
an infallible poo/s method,

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a school of Spanish dancing,
and a car-hire service.

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What is the driving force
behind a man

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of such restless energies
and boundless vision?

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Here, as with so many
great men of history,

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the answer lies in a woman.

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As Antony has his Cleopatra,

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as Napoleon has
his Josephine...

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[SCREAMS]

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...so Mystico has his Janet.

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Yes, Janet.
A quiet, shy girl.

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An honors graduate
from Harvard University,

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American junior
sprint record holder,

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eX-world skating champion,

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Nobel Prize winner,

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architect, novelist
and surgeon.

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The girl who helped crack the
Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947.

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She gave vital evidence to the
Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958.

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She also helped to convict the
woman at the Chemist's in 1961,

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and a year later,
she gave police information

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which led to the arrest
of her postman.

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In October of that same year,

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she secured the conviction
of her gardener for bigamy,

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and three months later,
personally led the police swoop

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on the couple next door.

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In 1967, she became suspicious
of the man at the garage

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and it was
her dogged perseverance

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and relentless enquiries

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that two years later
finally secured his conviction

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for not having a license
for his car radio.

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He was hanged
at Leeds a year later,

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despite the abolition
of capital punishment

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and the public outcry.

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Also in Leeds that year,
a local butcher was hanged

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for defaulting
on mortgage repayments.

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And a Mr. Jarvis
was electrocuted

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for shouting in the corridor.

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We admit there have been
outbreaks of hanging recently,

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but the police are trying to keep
the situation under control.

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Uh, you must remember the courts
are very busy at the moment,

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and the odd death sentence
is bound to slip through.

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-[LOUD RADIO CHATTER] -Um,
electrocutions are another big worry.

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Uh, but, uh, we hope
that guillotining has been

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eradicated, uh,
from the urban areas.

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-[LOUD CHANTING ON RADIO] -And garroting
is confined almost entirely to Luton.

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So if you have, um--

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If you have a friend in prison
or under sentence of death,

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be sure to let us know
at this address:

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ANNOUNCER:

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NEWSCASTER 1: And Premier Zhou Enlai,
who called it a "major breakthrough".

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Twelve men were accidentally hanged
at Whitby Assizes this afternoon

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whilst considering
their verdict.

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This is one of the worst miscarriages
of justice in Britain since Tuesday.

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[my

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NEWSCASTER 2: Well, it’s 13
minutes to the hour of 9-9-9

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here on wonderful Radio 1-1-1.

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80, ha, ha, if
you're still lying in your--

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Your big, big bed, now is the
time to get up out of it!

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We ’ve got another 13 hours of tip-top
sounds here on wonderful Radio 1.

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[HONKING, SQUEAKING]

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Sorry about that. So unless
you have brain cells,

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or have completed
the process of evolution,

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there '3 a wonderful day--

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It must be
on Radio 4.

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Radio 2.

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Radio 4.

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It's 9 o'clock
and time for Mortuary Hour.

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An hour of talks,
tunes and downright tomfoolery

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for all those
who work in mortuaries.

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Introduced as usual
by Shirley Basse y.

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[my

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BASSEY: Well, we're going to
kick straight off this week

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with our Mortualy Quiz,

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so have your pens
and pencils ready.

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Turn that radio off
and look lively!

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Oh, but it's Mortuary Hour,
Mr. Wang.

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Don't argue, Battersby.

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This is our mortuary
in here, Your Grace.

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I see, I see, yes.
I, uh...

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l-l, uh... I, uh...

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|-- H, uh...

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|-- |, uh...

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|-|-|-- I can't think
of anything to say about it.

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Well, we're very proud
of it here, sir.

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It's one of the most
up-to-date in the country.

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Isee,yes,yes,yes.

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Uh, now, um...

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Uh, what, uh...?

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Oh, uh...

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What, uh...?

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Uh...

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Uh, wh-what?

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Uh... What?

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What, uh...? What is it?

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Is it a power station?

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No, Your Grace,
it's a mortuary.

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lsee,|see.
Good,good,good,good,good.

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Well-- Well, it has
one of the most advanced

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thermostat control systems
in the country.

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And it has computer-controlled
storage facilities.

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lsee,|see.

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l, um...

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l, uh...

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Uh...

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Well...

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l, uh...

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|-|, uh...

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I'm a good little doggie.

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I'm sorry,
Your Grace?

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I'm a good little dog.

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Oh, dear.

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Perhaps we should
postpone the visit?

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No, no, no, no.

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You see, it's just that
his brain is so tiny

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that the slightest movement
can dislodge it.

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Oh, dear.

250
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,831
It's rather like
one of those games you play

251
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,628
where you have to get
the ball into the hole.

252
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,588
[G ROANS]

253
00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,501
Ah. Oh, excellent, excellent,
excellent, excellent, excellent.

254
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,384
Now, then. Oh...

255
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,137
Uh, um...

256
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,383
What--? What happens when the
steel is poured into the ingots?

257
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,765
Uh, perhaps we should go and
have a look at the new showers?

258
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,601
Yes, yes, yes.
Rather, yes, yes, yes.

259
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,687
Jolly good, jolly good,
jolly good, jolly good.

260
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,227
No fear. Yes, yes, yes.

261
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,316
Well played. Jolly good chop.

262
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,152
BASSEY: Well, the answers
were as follows:

263
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,533
Number one, the left hand.

264
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,445
Two, no. Three, normal.

265
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,329
Four, yes, it has.

266
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,574
In 1963, when a bird
got caught in the mechanism.

267
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,492
Turn that thing off.

268
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,335
But it's Mortuary Dance Time,
Mr. Wang.

269
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,588
Never mind that, Battersby.
This is the big one.

270
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:42,000
I've just had Whitby Police
on the phone with 12 hangees.

271
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,589
Yeah, we heard about that
on the radios.

272
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,095
No, these are 12 different
ones, so shtoom.

273
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,683
Uh, I'll not interrupt
this sketch for a pound.

274
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,473
-What?
-Eh, for one pound,

275
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,764
I'll leave this sketch
totally uninterrupted.

276
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,682
-Uh, 50p.
-What?

277
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,106
MAN: I'm prepared
to negotiate a 40-p deal.

278
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:03,112
For 35p I won't interrupt
any of the next three items.

279
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,694
-WANG: No, it's no good. No.
-MAN: Twenty-five p.

280
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,784
Ten p and a kiss.

281
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,702
GILLIAM: You see, it's very simple.
I just take these cutout figures,

282
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,662
and by putting them together--
What?

283
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,697
Oh, you mean we're on?

284
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,081
Oh!

285
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,083
Sorry.

286
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,209
[SENSUAL MOANING]

287
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,293
Hm?

288
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,375
[MOANING CONTINUES]

289
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,176
BRUCE:
Wait, Nigel.

290
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,341
I've got this strange feeling
we're being watched.

291
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,431
NIGEL: Oh, my God, Bruce. It's the police.
Run for it.

292
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,060
[MUTTERING IN LATIN]

293
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,315
[SIREN WAILS]

294
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,730
Oh, lunch break.

295
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,279
[WHISTLING]

296
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,241
[BUZZING]

297
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,426
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

298
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,344
[CROWD CHEERING]

299
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,097
ANNOUNCER: Meanwhile, 55 years
later, back in London...

300
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,233
[J‘J‘J‘]

301
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,566
ANNOUNCER:
Hello, good afternoon,

302
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:29,107
and welcome to the second leg
of the Olympic final

303
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,741
of the men's hide-and-seek,

304
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,620
here in the heart
of Britain's London.

305
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,531
Uh, we'll be starting in just
a couple of moments from now.

306
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,666
And there you can see
the two competitors.

307
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,077
Francisco Huron,
the Paraguayan,

308
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,166
who in this leg
is the seeker,

309
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,298
and there's the man
he'll be looking for,

310
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,711
our own Don Roberts

311
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,626
from Hinckley
in Leicestershire,

312
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,629
who, his trainer tells me,
is at the height

313
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,797
of his self-secreting form.

314
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,768
Now, in the first leg,
which ended on Wednesday,

315
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,520
Don succeeded
in finding the Paraguayan

316
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,521
in the new world-record time

317
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,480
of 11 years, two months,
26 days, nine hours,

318
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:11,196
three minutes, 27.4 seconds
in a sweet shop in Kilmarnock.

319
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,656
And now they're
under starter's orders.

320
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,319
STARTER:
On your marks...

321
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,488
get set...

322
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,621
[GUN FIRES]

323
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,749
[COUNTS IN SPANISH]

324
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,798
[J‘J‘J‘]

325
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,518
[CONTINUES COUNTING IN SPANISH]

326
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,465
Well, Don's off
to a really great start there.

327
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,547
Remember, the Paraguayan
has got 11 years, two months,

328
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:18,050
26 days, 9 hours, three minutes,
27.4 seconds to beat.

329
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,967
[CONTINUES COUNTING IN SPANISH]

330
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,059
Coming!

331
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,968
[J‘J‘J‘]

332
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,807
Well, we'll be
taking you back there

333
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,227
as soon as there are
any developments.

334
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,359
Well, we've just heard
that something is happening

335
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,819
in the hide-and-seek final,

336
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,155
so let's go
straight over there.

337
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,197
Hello, again,
and welcome to Madagascar,

338
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,333
where Francisco Huron
is seeking Don Roberts.

339
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,039
And I've just been told
that he's been

340
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,625
unofficially described
as cold.

341
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,969
Uh, wait a minute.

342
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,349
I've just been told
that Huron has requested

343
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,014
a plane ticket to Budapest,

344
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,183
so he's definitely
getting warmer.

345
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,057
So we'll be back again
in just a few years.

346
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,726
Really beginning
to hot up now.

347
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,030
Here we are
on the very last day

348
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,611
of this fantastic final.

349
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,776
Huron now has
less than 12 hours left

350
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,078
to find British ace
Don Roberts.

351
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,580
Earlier this morning, he finished
combing the outskirts of Lisbon,

352
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,584
and now he seems to have
staked everything on one final

353
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,371
desperate seek here
in the Tagus Valley.

354
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,588
But Roberts
is over 1500 miles away,

355
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,467
and it's beginning to look
all over, bar the shouting.

356
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,253
The sands of time are running
out for this delving dago,

357
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,591
this senor of seek,

358
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,053
this perspicacious
Paraguayan.

359
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,721
He's still
desperately cold,

360
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,723
and it's beginning to look like
another gold for Britain.

361
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,493
[J‘J‘J‘]

362
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,331
[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

363
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,617
Found him. Here he is.

364
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,705
All right.

365
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:19,503
The official result
of the World Hide-and-Seek.

366
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,167
[CLEARS THROAT]

367
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,633
Mr. Don Roberts from Hinckley,
Leicestershire.

368
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,428
Eleven years, two months,

369
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,469
26 days, nine hours,

370
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:35,731
three minutes, 27 seconds.

371
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,689
Mr. Francisco Huron,
Paraguay.

372
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:44,449
Eleven years,
two months, 26 days,

373
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,029
nine hours,

374
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,205
The result: A tie.

375
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:58,838
Well, the replay will start
tomorrow at 7:30 am.

376
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,631
Well, hello again.
Nice to be back.

377
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,800
Glad to see the show
has been going well.

378
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,386
Well, now, uh,
sorry about Mon-trerx.

379
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,397
That was a little item
entitled "Hide-and-Seek."

380
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,024
Very anarchic, very effective,
not quite my cup of tea,

381
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,355
but, uh, very nice
for the younger people.

382
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,354
Well, the next item
the boys have put together

383
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,739
takes place in a,
uh, sitting room.

384
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,525
Sorry it's just
a sitting room,

385
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,447
but, uh, the bank account's
a bit low

386
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:33,035
after the appallingly expensive
production of Clochmerle--

387
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,334
This is a totally
free interruption,

388
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,542
and no money has
changed hands whatever.

389
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,569
Sorry about that, darling.

390
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,982
-Gravy?
-Yes, please, dear.

391
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,492
-[DOORBELL RINGS]
-Oh, dear.

392
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,120
That'll be the Cheap-Laughs
from next door.

393
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,041
[RINGING]

394
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,579
Come in.

395
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,623
No, just breathing
heavily!

396
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,383
[LAUGHS]

397
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,009
Oh, we just
dropped in.

398
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,262
[SQUEALS]

399
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,429
Would you like
to come through?

400
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,596
Oh, yes.

401
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,775
Well, good night
and give us a kiss.

402
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,362
Mwah, mwah.

403
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,367
Well, thank you very much
for a very nice evening.

404
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,369
-After you, dear.
-Right-o.

405
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,280
[BOTH SCREAM]

406
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,707
[HOOTS]

407
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,381
[BREAKS WIND]

408
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,299
Oh.

409
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,472
Oh, honestly, dear, why do we
always have to buy everything

410
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,103
just because
the Cheap-Laughs have one?

411
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,976
This is not
an interruption at all.

412
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,691
It's just neighborliness,
dear, that's all.

413
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:32,655
Well, I think we should try and
lead our own lives from now on.

414
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,489
[SCREAMS]

415
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,532
Can't you be serious
forjust one moment?

416
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:37,662
[CLICKS]

417
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,716
Honey, I'm sorry
I was cross earlier.

418
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,219
Oh, that's all right, dear.

419
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,427
It's just that I get so sick of always
having to be like the Cheap-Laughs.

420
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:57,512
Yes, well, from now on,
we'll be like ourselves.

421
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,142
Oh, Roger.

422
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,268
Oh, Beatrice.

423
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,351
[J‘J‘J‘]

424
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,606
Many people in this country are becoming
increasingly worried about bullfighting.

425
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,022
They say it's not only cruel,
vicious and immoral,

426
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,282
but also blatantly unfair.

427
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,739
The bull is heavy, violent,
abusive and aggressive,

428
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,279
with four legs
and great sharp teeth,

429
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:21,199
whereas the bullfighter is
only a small, greasy Spaniard.

430
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,751
Given this basic inequality,

431
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,128
what can be done
to make bullfighting safer?

432
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,334
We asked Brigadier
Arthur Farquar-Smith,

433
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,750
chairman of the British
"Well Basically" Club.

434
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,210
Well, basically
it's quite apparent

435
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,720
that these miniscule dago
chappies have got it all wrong.

436
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,385
They prance round the bull,

437
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,095
like a lot of bally
nightclub dancers,

438
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,100
looking like
the younger generation

439
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,262
or a less smooth version
of the Lionel Blair Troupe,

440
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,182
with much of the staccato rhythms
of the Irving Davies Dancers

441
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,771
at the height
of their success.

442
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,653
In recent years, Pan's People
have often recaptured--

443
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:56,195
And what we must do now is to use
devices like radar to locate the bull,

444
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:59,612
and sound missiles fired from underground
silos to knock the bull over.

445
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,747
Then I would send in
Scottish boys with air cover

446
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,957
to provide a diversion
for the bull,

447
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,959
whilst the navy came in round
the back and finished him off.

448
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,666
That, to me,
would be bullfighting,

449
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,582
and not this pansy kind of
lyrical evocative movement

450
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,958
which George Balanchine and
Martha Graham in the States,

451
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,424
and our very own
Sadler's Wells--

452
00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:19,595
Troops could also be used in an
auxiliary role in international chess--

453
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,557
What?

454
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:24,094
BADGER: I'll put the lights
on again for a pound.

455
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:26,222
I'm sorry about
this interruption,

456
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:29,608
but we'll soon put things right with
just a simple little push of a button.

457
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,319
Oh, ow.

458
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,104
[MUTTERING]

459
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,523
Oh. Oh, dear. That's okay.

460
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:36,782
No, no, please.

461
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,400
[MOANS]

462
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,319
Oh. No, no, no.
[GAGS]

463
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,034
Oh. Oh, dear.
Ow. Oh.

464
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,664
[MOANING]

465
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,668
[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]

466
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,006
What?!

467
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:29,395
I'm very sorry, but I don't know why
I've been included in this cartoon.

468
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,104
That's a bloody lie.

469
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,731
It's quite obvious
what's going on here.

470
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,396
This whole thing is loaded
with political significance.

471
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,565
l was right.

472
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:41,444
AN NOUNCER:
This is the planet Algon.

473
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,451
Fifth world
in the system of Aldebaran.

474
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,535
The red giant in the
constellation of Sagittarius.

475
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,326
Here, an ordinary
cup of drinking chocolate

476
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,414
costs four million pounds.

477
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,670
An immersion heater
for the hot-water tank

478
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,332
costs over six billion pounds,

479
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,671
and a pair
of split-crotch panties

480
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,133
would be almost unobtainable.

481
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,424
A Simple rear-window
demisting device for an 1100

482
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:09,927
costs 8000 million
billion pounds.

483
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,971
And a new element for an
electric kettle like this,

484
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:15,107
would cost as much as the
entire gross national product

485
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,646
of the United States
of America,

486
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,437
from 1770 to the year 2000,

487
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,696
and even then they wouldn't
be able to afford

488
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,448
the small fixing ring,

489
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:25,283
which attaches it
to the kettle.

490
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,446
Our computers have been working
all day to try and analyze

491
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,665
the dramatic information that's
coming in from this first-ever

492
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,372
intergalactic probe, Algon I.

493
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,457
And we're just getting an
interesting development now,

494
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,623
which is that attachments
for rotary mowers,

495
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:42,338
that is mowers that have
a central circular blade,

496
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,469
are relatively inexpensive.

497
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:47,472
Still in the region
of9 to 10 million pounds,

498
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,680
but it does seem to indicate that
Algon might be a very good planet

499
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,436
for those with larger gardens.

500
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,973
Perhaps even an orchard
that's been left for two years,

501
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:58,017
needs some heavy work,
some weeding.

502
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,982
Uh, but we're now getting some
live pictures through from Algon.

503
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,071
Harry, perhaps you could
talk us through them.

504
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,357
HARRY: Very little evidence
of shopping facilities here.

505
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,992
There don ’t seem to be
any large supermarkets.

506
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,658
Uh, there may be some on-the-corner
grocery stores behind those rocks,

507
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,248
but it’s difficult to tell
from this angle.

508
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,160
It does seem to suggest that most of
the shopping here is by direct mail.

509
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:20,335
Well, of course the big question
that everyone's asking here

510
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:23,334
is what about
those split-crotch panties?

511
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,503
Are they going to be unobtainable
throughout the universe,

512
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:28,217
or merely on Algon itself?
Professor.

513
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:32,385
We must remember that Algon
is over 75,000 miles wide.

514
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,473
The probes come down
in this area here,

515
00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:37,014
and we're really only getting
signals from a radius

516
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,640
of 30 or 40 miles
around the probe.

517
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,525
Uh, split-crotch panties,

518
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:43,687
or, indeed, any items
of what we scientists call

519
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:47,107
sexy undenNear
or erotic lingerie

520
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,152
may be much more plentiful
on other parts of the planet.

521
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,662
Professor, you were responsible
for finding scanty-panties

522
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:55,165
and Golden Goddess
High-Lift Bras

523
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:58,373
on planets which weren't
thought able to sustain life.

524
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:01,038
And now that man has
discovered a new galaxy,

525
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,586
do you think we're going to see
undenNear become even naughtier?

526
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,250
Oh, naughtier
and naughtier.

527
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,669
Well, so much for that.

528
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,303
But of course,
the probe itself

529
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,213
has excited
a great deal of interest,

530
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,388
for it contains uranium-based
dual-transmission cells

531
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:15,727
entirely recharged
by solar radiation,

532
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,478
which can take off
a bra and panties

533
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,731
in less than 15 seconds.

534
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:22,522
It is, of course, the first
piece of space hardware

535
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,732
to be specially designed
to undress ladies,

536
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,113
and so there are bound to be
some teething troubles,

537
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,740
such as how to cope
with the combination

538
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,447
of elastic-sided
boots and tights.

539
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,282
But I think we're getting
some pictures now

540
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,072
from Algon itself.

541
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,493
And it looks as though-- Yes!

542
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,750
The satellite
has found a bird.

543
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:42,458
The probe has struck crumpet, and she
looks pretty good too. Professor?

544
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,213
Yeah, she's a real honey.

545
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:45,795
ANNOUNCER: The pictures
are a bit sporadic.

546
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,755
I think probably
the solar radiation

547
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,674
-during the long journey to Algon...
-[GROANS]

548
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:52,260
MAN: She's fantastic.

549
00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,757
[ALL GROANING]

550
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,425
Oh, dear, I'm sorry,
we've lost contact.

551
00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:58,266
We'll try and re-established
contact with Algon...

552
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:01,269
Uh, hello.

553
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:04,060
Uh, the BBC have offered me
the sum of 40p,

554
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,068
uh, to read the credits
of this show.

555
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:08,275
Personally, I thought I should
have held out for the full 75,

556
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:11,241
but the BBC have explained to me
about their financial difficulties,

557
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:14,369
and, uh, I decided to accept
the reduced offer.

558
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:17,406
So, uh, the show was conceived,
written and performed

559
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,120
by, uh, the usual lot.

560
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:21,125
Uh, also appearing
were Carol Cleveland,

561
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,586
uh, Marie Anderson,
uh, Mrs. Idle.

562
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:26,465
Uh, makeup, Madelaine Gaffney.
Costumes, Hazel Pethig.

563
00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:28,296
Animations by Terry Gilliam.

564
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,464
Uh, visual effects designer,
Bernard Wilkie.

565
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,175
Graphics, Bob Blagden.

566
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,465
Film cameraman,
Alan Featherstone.

567
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:36,304
Film editor, Ray Millichope.

568
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,267
Sound, Richard Chubb.

569
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,803
Uh, lighting, Bill Bailey.

570
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,147
Produced by Ian MacNaughton

571
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,813
for 92p and a bottle
of Bell's whiskey.

572
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,485
It was a BBC color production.

573
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:49,271
Uh, and I think that's
just it.

574
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,064
I'd like to say,
if there are any, uh,

575
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:53,029
BBC producers looking in, uh,

576
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:56,778
[CRASHES]