[ intro music plays ]
Asɛmpa kɛse, obiara! Esports renya n’ankasa awɔw bere mu nsraban!
Ɛno kyerɛ sɛ mmofra a wɔrebɛsoma wɔn akɔ
sare so, ahyɛ wɔn ma wɔakɔ nhama adesua so anaasɛ wɔbɛma wɔasua biribi
a mfaso nni so koraa, te sɛ tɛnis, no nyinaa awiei koraa no benya kwan ayɛ nea
wɔpɛ sɛ wɔyɛ ankasa wɔ awɔw bere yi mu na wɔadi video so agodie.
Nerd Street Gamers na wɔreyɛ nsraban no ho nhyehyɛe, na obiara a
ɔwɔ Philadelphia anaa St. Louis betumi akɔ bi, ɛwom sɛ
baabi sua esiane ɔyaredɔm no nyinaa a ɛrekɔ
so nti. Mmofra nso betumi akɔ intanɛt so, ɛwom sɛ minnim yiye
sɛnea ɛno boa awofo te sɛ me de a wɔde awɔw bere mu nsraban redi dwuma
sɛ ɔkwan a wɔbɛfa so ayi me afi fie sɛnea ɛbɛyɛ a wobetumi
abow nsa da na wɔasan anya wɔn mmerantebere a wɔayera no bio.
Ugh...
Anyways, summer camp yɛ hu.
Bere a na mewɔ adesuakuw a ɛto so anum mu no, mekɔɔ Stanford IT Tech
Camp kɔsuaa sɛnea wɔkyerɛw video so agodie ho code efisɛ m’awofo gye di
sɛ sɛ metra Stanford bere kakra a, mɛpɛ sɛ mekɔ
hɔ da bi.
Mmom, mede saa nsraban no fã kɛse no ara yɛɛ Googling poops wɔ
intanɛt so na me ne mmofra a wɔanyinyin no hwɛɛ JibJab video ahorow.
So misuaa sɛnea wɔyɛ code?
Ehh...ɛnyɛ ampa.
So minyaa m’atuu a edi kan fii me mmofraberem crush hɔ, Christopher
Palermo wɔ ne mpa a ɛwɔ ase no so bere a ne labrador Aspen de
ne puppy kraman kɛse ani hwɛɛ no.
Wo bet w'afurum me yɛɛ saa.
Ɔno ne Jedi ma me Bounty Hunter bere a yɛboom bɔɔ Star Wars
Galaxies no.
Na sɛ ɛnyɛ ahohuru bere mu nsraban, abɔde mu aduru a ɛma obi nya nna ho akɔnnɔ a,
ebia na ɛrensi da.
Na me nso meyɛ ahuhuro nsraban fotufoɔ nso,
sɛ wogye di a, meda so ara nnim sɛ megye di ankasa
anaa. Sɛ́ wobesusuw sɛ obi susuwii sɛ ɛyɛ adwene pa sɛ obegyaw
me ma mahwɛ mmofra 15 a wɔadi mfe 6 so.
Mebɔɔ mmɔden sɛ mɛtete wɔn, ayɛ wɔn sɛ me suban, nanso awerɛhosɛm ne
sɛ na ɛsɛ sɛ wɔsan de ma wɔn awofo.
Ɛwom sɛ m’ani gye ho sɛ mɛdwene akyi sɛ 15 degenerate
weebs wɔ hɔ a wɔn nyinaa rehwɛ Black Butler na wɔredidi
wɔ League of Legends mu.
Na ne nyinaa fi me.
Saa esports awɔw bere mu nsraban yi wɔkyerɛ sɛ ɛwɔ top tier esports
akyerɛkyerɛfo. Enti te sɛ Inero no, misusuw sɛ.
Mennim. Sɛ ɛyɛ biribi te sɛ awɔw bere mu nsraban ahorow a
mekɔɔ mmofra no nkyɛn a ebia ɛbɛba awiei sɛ obi te sɛ
me bɛkyerɛkyerɛ me, nanso ɛnyɛ hwee efisɛ ahohuru bere mu nsraban no nyɛ
ahokokwaw a mfaso wɔ so a wobesua ho.
Ɛfa Christopher Palermo a ɔbɛfew ne ho wɔ ne mpa so
bere a ne labrador Aspen rehwɛ no ho.
Enti bere a yɛn nyinaa hweree video so agodie a yɛbɛbɔ wɔ awɔw bere
mu nsraban mu no, yebuee kwan maa awo ntoatoaso a edi hɔ no.
Na yɛn nuanom mmarima ne mmea nkumaa a
wɔrebɛ pwn noobs bi nyinaa, yɛkyia mo.
Yɛsan kyia wɔn a wɔpɛ yɛn nsɛm no na wɔkyerɛw wɔn din no.
Afei nso, dɛn nti na me maame maa me ne mmarimaa dae?
Te sɛ, me nya sɛ na minni nnamfo mmeawa biara a me ne wɔn
bɛda, nanso mekyerɛ sɛ, te sɛ, dɛn na na wohwɛ kwan sɛ ɛbɛba.