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great news everyone
 

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great news everyone
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esports is getting its own summer camp
 

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esports is getting its own summer camp
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that means all the kids who are going to
 

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that means all the kids who are going to
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be sent into the wilderness
 

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be sent into the wilderness
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forced onto ropes courses or mate to
 

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forced onto ropes courses or mate to
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learn something completely useless like
 

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learn something completely useless like
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tennis
 

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will finally get to do what they really
 

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will finally get to do what they really
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want to do this summer and play video
 

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want to do this summer and play video
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games
 

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the camp is being hosted by nerd street
 

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the camp is being hosted by nerd street
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gamers and anyone in philadelphia or st
 

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gamers and anyone in philadelphia or st
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louis will be able to attend though
 

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louis will be able to attend though
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space is limited because of the whole
 

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space is limited because of the whole
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pandemic thing going on kids can also
 

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pandemic thing going on kids can also
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attend online although i'm not quite
 

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attend online although i'm not quite
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sure
 

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how that helps parents like mine who
 

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how that helps parents like mine who
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were using summer camp as a way to get
 

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were using summer camp as a way to get
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me out of the house so that they could
 

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me out of the house so that they could
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get day drunk and relive their lost
 

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get day drunk and relive their lost
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anyways summer camp is awesome when i
 

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anyways summer camp is awesome when i
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was in fifth grade i went to stanford's
 

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was in fifth grade i went to stanford's
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it tech camp to learn how to code video
 

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it tech camp to learn how to code video
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because my parents believed that if i
 

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because my parents believed that if i
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spent some time at stanford
 

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spent some time at stanford
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i would want to go there one day instead
 

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i would want to go there one day instead
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i spent most of that camp googling boobs
 

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i spent most of that camp googling boobs
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on the internet and watching chip jab
 

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on the internet and watching chip jab
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videos with the older kids
 

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videos with the older kids
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did i learn how to cone not really
 

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did i learn how to cone not really
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did i get my first kiss for my childhood
 

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did i get my first kiss for my childhood
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crush christopher palermo in his bottom
 

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crush christopher palermo in his bottom
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bunk bed while his labrador aspen
 

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bunk bed while his labrador aspen
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watched with his big puppy dog eyes
 

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watched with his big puppy dog eyes
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you bet your ass i did he was the jedi
 

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you bet your ass i did he was the jedi
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to my bounty hunter when we played star
 

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to my bounty hunter when we played star
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wars galaxies together and if it wasn't
 

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wars galaxies together and if it wasn't
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for summer camp
 

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for summer camp
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a natural aphrodisiac it might have
 

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a natural aphrodisiac it might have
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never happened
 

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never happened
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i was also a summer camp counselor too
 

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i was also a summer camp counselor too
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if you believe it
 

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if you believe it
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i'm still not sure if i actually believe
 

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i'm still not sure if i actually believe
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it to think
 

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someone thought it was a good idea to
 

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someone thought it was a good idea to
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leave me in charge of 15
 

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leave me in charge of 15
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six-year-old children i tried to train
 

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six-year-old children i tried to train
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them to mold them in my image but alas
 

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them to mold them in my image but alas
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they had to be returned to their parents
 

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they had to be returned to their parents
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though i do like to think back
 

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though i do like to think back
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that there are 15 degenerate weebs out
 

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that there are 15 degenerate weebs out
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there who are all watching black butler
 

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there who are all watching black butler
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and feeding in league of legends and
 

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and feeding in league of legends and
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it's all thanks to me
 

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it's all thanks to me
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this esports summer camp is supposed to
 

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this esports summer camp is supposed to
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have top tier esports coaches so like
 

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have top tier esports coaches so like
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an arrow i guess i don't know if it's
 

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an arrow i guess i don't know if it's
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anything like the summer camps that i
 

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anything like the summer camps that i
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went to
 

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the kids will probably end up being
 

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the kids will probably end up being
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coached by someone like me
 

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coached by someone like me
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but that's okay because summer camp
 

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but that's okay because summer camp
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isn't about learning practical skills
 

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isn't about learning practical skills
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it's about kissing christopher palermo
 

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it's about kissing christopher palermo
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on his bottom bunk while his labrador
 

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on his bottom bunk while his labrador
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aspen watches
 

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aspen watches
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so while we all missed out on playing
 

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so while we all missed out on playing
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video games at summer camp we paved the
 

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video games at summer camp we paved the
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way for the next generation
 

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way for the next generation
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and to all of our little brothers and
 

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and to all of our little brothers and
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sisters who are about to pawn some noobs
 

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sisters who are about to pawn some noobs
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we salute you we also salute those who
 

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we salute you we also salute those who
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like and subscribe our content
 

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like and subscribe our content
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also why did my mom let me have
 

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also why did my mom let me have
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sleepovers with boys like i get that i
 

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sleepovers with boys like i get that i
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didn't have any girlfriends to have
 

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didn't have any girlfriends to have
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sleepovers with but i mean like
 

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sleepovers with but i mean like
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what did you expect to happen
 

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what did you expect to happen
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