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great news everyone
esports is getting its own summer camp
that means all the kids who are going to
be sent into the wilderness
forced onto ropes courses or mate to
learn something completely useless like
tennis
will finally get to do what they really
want to do this summer and play video
games
the camp is being hosted by nerd street
gamers and anyone in philadelphia or st
louis will be able to attend though
space is limited because of the whole
pandemic thing going on kids can also
attend online although i'm not quite
sure
how that helps parents like mine who
were using summer camp as a way to get
me out of the house so that they could
get day drunk and relive their lost
youth
anyways summer camp is awesome when i
was in fifth grade i went to stanford's
it tech camp to learn how to code video
games
because my parents believed that if i
spent some time at stanford
i would want to go there one day instead
i spent most of that camp googling boobs
on the internet and watching chip jab
videos with the older kids
did i learn how to cone not really
did i get my first kiss for my childhood
crush christopher palermo in his bottom
bunk bed while his labrador aspen
watched with his big puppy dog eyes
you bet your ass i did he was the jedi
to my bounty hunter when we played star
wars galaxies together and if it wasn't
for summer camp
a natural aphrodisiac it might have
never happened
i was also a summer camp counselor too
if you believe it
i'm still not sure if i actually believe
it to think
someone thought it was a good idea to
leave me in charge of 15
six-year-old children i tried to train
them to mold them in my image but alas
they had to be returned to their parents
though i do like to think back
that there are 15 degenerate weebs out
there who are all watching black butler
and feeding in league of legends and
it's all thanks to me
this esports summer camp is supposed to
have top tier esports coaches so like
an arrow i guess i don't know if it's
anything like the summer camps that i
went to
the kids will probably end up being
coached by someone like me
but that's okay because summer camp
isn't about learning practical skills
it's about kissing christopher palermo
on his bottom bunk while his labrador
aspen watches
so while we all missed out on playing
video games at summer camp we paved the
way for the next generation
and to all of our little brothers and
sisters who are about to pawn some noobs
we salute you we also salute those who
like and subscribe our content
also why did my mom let me have
sleepovers with boys like i get that i
didn't have any girlfriends to have
sleepovers with but i mean like
what did you expect to happen
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