WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ha 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.069 [intro music plays] 00:00:05.069 --> 00:00:08.310 Babban labari, kowa da kowa! Esports yana samun nasa sansanin bazara! 00:00:08.420 --> 00:00:10.940 Wannan yana nufin duk yaran da za a tura su 00:00:10.950 --> 00:00:14.510 jeji, a tilasta musu shiga darussan igiyoyi ko kuma a sa su koyi wani abu 00:00:14.520 --> 00:00:17.420 gaba ɗaya mara amfani, kamar wasan tennis, a ƙarshe za su yi abin da 00:00:17.430 --> 00:00:20.510 suke so su yi a wannan lokacin rani kuma su buga wasannin bidiyo. 00:00:20.870 --> 00:00:23.900 Nerd Street Gamers ne ke karbar bakuncin sansanin, kuma duk wanda 00:00:23.910 --> 00:00:27.170 ke Philadelphia ko St. Louis zai iya halarta, kodayake 00:00:27.180 --> 00:00:30.530 sarari yana da iyaka saboda duk abin da ke 00:00:30.540 --> 00:00:34.370 faruwa. Yara kuma za su iya zuwa kan layi, kodayake ban da tabbacin 00:00:34.380 --> 00:00:38.120 yadda hakan ke taimaka wa iyaye irin nawa waɗanda ke amfani da sansanin bazara 00:00:38.130 --> 00:00:40.430 a matsayin hanyar fitar da ni daga gida don su 00:00:40.440 --> 00:00:42.530 bugu da rana kuma su sake raya kuruciyarsu da suka ɓace. 00:00:43.667 --> 00:00:44.870 Ugh... 00:00:44.870 --> 00:00:46.700 Ko ta yaya, sansanin bazara yana da ban mamaki. 00:00:46.760 --> 00:00:49.910 Lokacin da nake aji biyar, na je Stanford's IT Tech Camp 00:00:49.910 --> 00:00:52.640 don koyon yadda ake yin rikodin wasannin bidiyo saboda iyayena sun yi imanin 00:00:52.650 --> 00:00:55.520 cewa idan na ɗan yi ɗan lokaci a Stanford, zan so in je 00:00:55.530 --> 00:00:56.417 can wata rana. 00:00:56.930 --> 00:00:59.750 Madadin haka, na kashe mafi yawan wannan sansanin Googling poops akan 00:00:59.760 --> 00:01:02.180 intanit da kallon bidiyon JibJab tare da manyan yara. 00:01:02.540 --> 00:01:03.920 Na koyi yadda ake yin code? 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:05.450 Eh...ba da gaske ba. 00:01:05.459 --> 00:01:09.110 Shin na sami sumbata ta farko daga ƙuruciyata, Christopher 00:01:09.120 --> 00:01:12.080 Palermo a cikin gadon gadon sa na ƙasa yayin da labrador Aspen na kallonsa 00:01:12.090 --> 00:01:13.220 da manyan idanun kare kare. 00:01:13.520 --> 00:01:15.410 Ka caccaki jakinka na yi. 00:01:15.410 --> 00:01:18.590 Shi ne Jedi ga Bounty Hunter na lokacin da muka buga Star Wars 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:19.490 Galaxies tare. 00:01:19.500 --> 00:01:22.970 Kuma idan ba don sansanin rani ba, aphrodisiac na halitta, 00:01:22.980 --> 00:01:23.990 bazai taba faruwa ba. 00:01:24.140 --> 00:01:26.450 Ni ma mai ba da shawara ne a sansanin bazara kuma, 00:01:26.460 --> 00:01:30.020 idan kun yi imani da shi, har yanzu ban tabbata ko na yarda da 00:01:30.030 --> 00:01:33.680 shi ba. Don tunanin wani yana tunanin yana da kyau a bar 00:01:33.690 --> 00:01:36.860 ni kula da yara masu shekaru 15 6. 00:01:36.980 --> 00:01:40.280 Na yi ƙoƙari in horar da su, in yi su a cikin surara, amma kash, 00:01:40.610 --> 00:01:42.410 dole ne a mayar da su ga iyayensu. 00:01:42.520 --> 00:01:46.120 Ko da yake ina so in yi tunani a baya cewa akwai 15 degenerate 00:01:46.130 --> 00:01:49.060 weebs daga can waɗanda duk suna kallon Black Butler da ciyarwa 00:01:49.070 --> 00:01:49.900 a League of Legends. 00:01:49.910 --> 00:01:51.340 Kuma duk godiya ce gareni. 00:01:52.075 --> 00:01:55.060 Wannan zangon bazara ya kamata ya sami manyan masu 00:01:55.070 --> 00:01:57.520 horar da masu jigilar kaya. Don haka kamar Inero, Ina tsammani. 00:01:58.030 --> 00:02:00.730 Ban sani ba. Idan wani abu ne kamar sansanonin bazara da na 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:01.160 je 00:02:01.160 --> 00:02:03.850 wurin yara tabbas za a iya samun horo ta wani kamar 00:02:03.860 --> 00:02:07.350 ni, amma hakan ba daidai ba ne saboda sansanin bazara ba game da koyan 00:02:07.360 --> 00:02:08.160 dabarun aiki ba ne. 00:02:08.169 --> 00:02:10.830 Game da sumbatar Christopher Palermo ne a gindin gindinsa 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:12.600 yayin da Labrador Aspen ke kallo. 00:02:12.610 --> 00:02:15.300 Don haka yayin da dukanmu muka rasa yin wasannin bidiyo a 00:02:15.310 --> 00:02:17.520 sansanin rani, mun share hanya don tsara na gaba. 00:02:17.670 --> 00:02:20.370 Kuma ga dukkan ’yan’uwanmu maza da mata da suke shirin 00:02:20.380 --> 00:02:22.540 yin wasu nobs, muna gaishe ku. 00:02:22.550 --> 00:02:25.720 Muna kuma gaishe da masu son da kuma biyan kuɗin mu. 00:02:25.870 --> 00:02:28.540 Har ila yau, me ya sa mahaifiyata ta bar ni in yi barci da yara maza? 00:02:28.550 --> 00:02:31.150 Kamar, na gane cewa ba ni da wasu budurwar da zan yi barci 00:02:31.160 --> 00:02:33.970 da su, amma ina nufin, kamar, me kuke tsammanin zai faru.