WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: haw 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.069 [ hoʻokani mele intro 00:00:05.069 --> 00:00:08.310 ] Nūhou maikaʻi, nā mea a pau! Loaʻa iā Esports kāna hoʻomoana kauwela ponoʻī! 00:00:08.420 --> 00:00:10.940 ʻO ia hoʻi, ʻo nā keiki a pau e hoʻouna ʻia ana i ka 00:00:10.950 --> 00:00:14.510 wao nahele, e koi ʻia i nā papa kaula a i ʻole e aʻo i kahi 00:00:14.520 --> 00:00:17.420 mea ʻole loa, e like me ka tennis, e hana hope lākou i kā 00:00:17.430 --> 00:00:20.510 lākou makemake e hana i kēia kauwela a pāʻani i nā pāʻani wikiō. 00:00:20.870 --> 00:00:23.900 Hoʻokipa ʻia ke kahua hoʻomoana e Nerd Street Gamers, a hiki i kēlā me kēia 00:00:23.910 --> 00:00:27.170 ma Philadelphia a i ʻole St. Louis ke hele mai, 00:00:27.180 --> 00:00:30.530 ʻoiai ua kaupalena ʻia nā wahi ma muli o ka maʻi maʻi āpau e hele 00:00:30.540 --> 00:00:34.370 nei. Hiki i nā kamaliʻi ke hele ma ka pūnaewele, ʻoiai ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu 00:00:34.380 --> 00:00:38.120 pehea e kōkua ai i nā mākua e like me kaʻu e hoʻohana nei i kahi hoʻomoana i ke kauwela 00:00:38.130 --> 00:00:40.430 ma ke ʻano he ala e hoʻokuʻu ai iaʻu i waho o ka hale i hiki ai iā lākou 00:00:40.440 --> 00:00:42.530 ke inu i ka lā a hoʻihoʻi i ko lākou ʻōpio nalowale. 00:00:43.667 --> 00:00:44.870 Ugh... 00:00:44.870 --> 00:00:46.700 Eia naʻe, weliweli ke kahua hoʻomoana. 00:00:46.760 --> 00:00:49.910 I koʻu papa ʻelima, hele au i Stanford's IT Tech Camp 00:00:49.910 --> 00:00:52.640 e aʻo i ka helu ʻana i nā pāʻani wikiō no ka mea ua manaʻo koʻu mau mākua 00:00:52.650 --> 00:00:55.520 inā e noho au ma Stanford, makemake wau e hele i 00:00:55.530 --> 00:00:56.417 laila i kekahi lā. 00:00:56.930 --> 00:00:59.750 Akā, ua hoʻohana au i ka hapa nui o kēlā kahua hoʻomoana ʻo Googling poops ma ka 00:00:59.760 --> 00:01:02.180 pūnaewele a nānā i nā wikiō JibJab me nā keiki ʻōpio. 00:01:02.540 --> 00:01:03.920 Ua aʻo au i ke code? 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:05.450 ʻEh...ʻaʻole loa. 00:01:05.459 --> 00:01:09.110 Ua loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu honi mua mai koʻu wā kamaliʻi, ʻo Christopher 00:01:09.120 --> 00:01:12.080 Palermo ma kona moena moe ma lalo aʻo kāna labrador Aspen e nānā ana me 00:01:12.090 --> 00:01:13.220 kāna mau maka ʻīlio ʻīlio nui. 00:01:13.520 --> 00:01:15.410 Pili ʻoe i kāu hoki aʻu i hana ai. 00:01:15.410 --> 00:01:18.590 ʻO ia ka Jedi i koʻu Bounty Hunter i ko mākou pāʻani pū ʻana i nā Star Wars 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:19.490 Galaxies. 00:01:19.500 --> 00:01:22.970 A inā ʻaʻole no ka hoʻomoana kauwela, he aphrodisiac maoli, 00:01:22.980 --> 00:01:23.990 ʻaʻole paha i hiki. 00:01:24.140 --> 00:01:26.450 He kākā'ōlelo hoʻi au i ke kauwela, 00:01:26.460 --> 00:01:30.020 inā manaʻoʻiʻo ʻoe, ʻaʻole wau maopopo inā manaʻoʻiʻo maoli 00:01:30.030 --> 00:01:33.680 wau. No ka noʻonoʻo ʻana ua manaʻo kekahi he manaʻo maikaʻi ke waiho 00:01:33.690 --> 00:01:36.860 iaʻu e mālama i nā keiki 15 6 makahiki. 00:01:36.980 --> 00:01:40.280 Ua hoʻāʻo wau e hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā lākou, e hoʻoheheʻe iā lākou i koʻu kiʻi, akā auē 00:01:40.610 --> 00:01:42.410 , pono e hoʻihoʻi ʻia i ko lākou mau mākua. 00:01:42.520 --> 00:01:46.120 ʻOiai makemake wau e noʻonoʻo i hope aia he 15 degenerate 00:01:46.130 --> 00:01:49.060 weebs ma waho e nānā nei iā Black Butler a hānai 00:01:49.070 --> 00:01:49.900 i ka League of Legends. 00:01:49.910 --> 00:01:51.340 A mahalo nui iaʻu. 00:01:52.075 --> 00:01:55.060 Ua manaʻo ʻia e loaʻa i kēia kahua hoʻomoana kauwela esports 00:01:55.070 --> 00:01:57.520 nā mea aʻoaʻo esports kiʻekiʻe. No laila e like me Inero, manaʻo wau. 00:01:58.030 --> 00:02:00.730 ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu. Inā like ia me nā kahua hoʻomoana kauwela aʻu i 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:01.160 hele ai i 00:02:01.160 --> 00:02:03.850 nā keiki, e pau ana paha ke aʻo ʻia e kekahi e like me 00:02:03.860 --> 00:02:07.350 aʻu, akā maikaʻi kēlā no ka mea ʻaʻole pili ka hoʻomoana kauwela i ke aʻo ʻana i 00:02:07.360 --> 00:02:08.160 nā mākau hana. 00:02:08.169 --> 00:02:10.830 E pili ana i ka honi ʻana iā Christopher Palermo ma luna o kona wahi moe i lalo i ka 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:12.600 wā e nānā ana kāna labrador Aspen. 00:02:12.610 --> 00:02:15.300 No laila, ʻoiai ua hala mākou a pau i ka pāʻani ʻana i nā pāʻani wikiō ma ke 00:02:15.310 --> 00:02:17.520 kahua hoʻomoana o ke kauwela, ua wehe mākou i ke ala no ka hanauna e hiki mai ana. 00:02:17.670 --> 00:02:20.370 A i ko mākou poʻe kaikunāne liʻiliʻi a pau e pili 00:02:20.380 --> 00:02:22.540 ana i ka pwn noobs, aloha mākou iā ʻoe. 00:02:22.550 --> 00:02:25.720 Aloha pū mākou i ka poʻe makemake a kākau inoa i kā mākou ʻike. 00:02:25.870 --> 00:02:28.540 Eia kekahi, no ke aha i ʻae mai ai koʻu makuahine iaʻu e moe me nā keikikāne? 00:02:28.550 --> 00:02:31.150 E like me, loaʻa iaʻu ʻaʻohe aʻu mau hoaaloha e moe 00:02:31.160 --> 00:02:33.970 ai, akā ʻo kaʻu manaʻo, he aha kāu i manaʻo ai e hiki mai.