[ hoʻokani mele intro
] Nūhou maikaʻi, nā mea a pau! Loaʻa iā Esports kāna hoʻomoana kauwela ponoʻī!
ʻO ia hoʻi, ʻo nā keiki a pau e hoʻouna ʻia ana i ka
wao nahele, e koi ʻia i nā papa kaula a i ʻole e aʻo i kahi
mea ʻole loa, e like me ka tennis, e hana hope lākou i kā
lākou makemake e hana i kēia kauwela a pāʻani i nā pāʻani wikiō.
Hoʻokipa ʻia ke kahua hoʻomoana e Nerd Street Gamers, a hiki i kēlā me kēia
ma Philadelphia a i ʻole St. Louis ke hele mai,
ʻoiai ua kaupalena ʻia nā wahi ma muli o ka maʻi maʻi āpau e hele
nei. Hiki i nā kamaliʻi ke hele ma ka pūnaewele, ʻoiai ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu
pehea e kōkua ai i nā mākua e like me kaʻu e hoʻohana nei i kahi hoʻomoana i ke kauwela
ma ke ʻano he ala e hoʻokuʻu ai iaʻu i waho o ka hale i hiki ai iā lākou
ke inu i ka lā a hoʻihoʻi i ko lākou ʻōpio nalowale.
Ugh...
Eia naʻe, weliweli ke kahua hoʻomoana.
I koʻu papa ʻelima, hele au i Stanford's IT Tech Camp
e aʻo i ka helu ʻana i nā pāʻani wikiō no ka mea ua manaʻo koʻu mau mākua
inā e noho au ma Stanford, makemake wau e hele i
laila i kekahi lā.
Akā, ua hoʻohana au i ka hapa nui o kēlā kahua hoʻomoana ʻo Googling poops ma ka
pūnaewele a nānā i nā wikiō JibJab me nā keiki ʻōpio.
Ua aʻo au i ke code?
ʻEh...ʻaʻole loa.
Ua loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu honi mua mai koʻu wā kamaliʻi, ʻo Christopher
Palermo ma kona moena moe ma lalo aʻo kāna labrador Aspen e nānā ana me
kāna mau maka ʻīlio ʻīlio nui.
Pili ʻoe i kāu hoki aʻu i hana ai.
ʻO ia ka Jedi i koʻu Bounty Hunter i ko mākou pāʻani pū ʻana i nā Star Wars
Galaxies.
A inā ʻaʻole no ka hoʻomoana kauwela, he aphrodisiac maoli,
ʻaʻole paha i hiki.
He kākā'ōlelo hoʻi au i ke kauwela,
inā manaʻoʻiʻo ʻoe, ʻaʻole wau maopopo inā manaʻoʻiʻo maoli
wau. No ka noʻonoʻo ʻana ua manaʻo kekahi he manaʻo maikaʻi ke waiho
iaʻu e mālama i nā keiki 15 6 makahiki.
Ua hoʻāʻo wau e hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā lākou, e hoʻoheheʻe iā lākou i koʻu kiʻi, akā auē
, pono e hoʻihoʻi ʻia i ko lākou mau mākua.
ʻOiai makemake wau e noʻonoʻo i hope aia he 15 degenerate
weebs ma waho e nānā nei iā Black Butler a hānai
i ka League of Legends.
A mahalo nui iaʻu.
Ua manaʻo ʻia e loaʻa i kēia kahua hoʻomoana kauwela esports
nā mea aʻoaʻo esports kiʻekiʻe. No laila e like me Inero, manaʻo wau.
ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu. Inā like ia me nā kahua hoʻomoana kauwela aʻu i
hele ai i
nā keiki, e pau ana paha ke aʻo ʻia e kekahi e like me
aʻu, akā maikaʻi kēlā no ka mea ʻaʻole pili ka hoʻomoana kauwela i ke aʻo ʻana i
nā mākau hana.
E pili ana i ka honi ʻana iā Christopher Palermo ma luna o kona wahi moe i lalo i ka
wā e nānā ana kāna labrador Aspen.
No laila, ʻoiai ua hala mākou a pau i ka pāʻani ʻana i nā pāʻani wikiō ma ke
kahua hoʻomoana o ke kauwela, ua wehe mākou i ke ala no ka hanauna e hiki mai ana.
A i ko mākou poʻe kaikunāne liʻiliʻi a pau e pili
ana i ka pwn noobs, aloha mākou iā ʻoe.
Aloha pū mākou i ka poʻe makemake a kākau inoa i kā mākou ʻike.
Eia kekahi, no ke aha i ʻae mai ai koʻu makuahine iaʻu e moe me nā keikikāne?
E like me, loaʻa iaʻu ʻaʻohe aʻu mau hoaaloha e moe
ai, akā ʻo kaʻu manaʻo, he aha kāu i manaʻo ai e hiki mai.