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[ musik intro diputer ]

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Kabar apik, kabeh!  Esports entuk kemah musim panas dhewe!

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Tegese kabeh bocah sing bakal dikirim menyang ara-ara

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samun, dipeksa menyang kursus tali utawa sinau babagan sing ora ana

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gunane, kaya tenis, pungkasane bakal nindakake

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apa sing dikarepake ing musim panas iki lan main game video.

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Kamp kasebut dianakake dening Nerd Street Gamers, lan sapa wae

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ing Philadelphia utawa St. Louis bakal bisa melu, sanajan

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papan diwatesi amarga kabeh pandemi sing kedadeyan

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.  Bocah-bocah uga bisa mlebu online, sanajan aku ora yakin

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kepiye mbantu wong tuwa kaya aku sing nggunakake kemah musim panas

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minangka cara kanggo nyingkirake aku saka omah supaya bisa

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mabuk lan urip maneh nalika isih enom.

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Ugh...

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Oalah, perkemahan musim panas apik tenan.

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Nalika aku kelas lima, aku lunga menyang Stanford IT Tech Camp

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kanggo sinau carane kode video game amarga tuwane pracaya

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yen aku ngginakaken sawetara wektu ing Stanford, aku bakal arep menyang

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mrana sedina.

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Nanging, aku ngentekake sebagian besar kemah kasebut Googling poops ing

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internet lan nonton video JibJab karo bocah sing luwih tuwa.

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Aku sinau carane kode?

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Ehh...ora tenan.

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Apa aku njaluk Kiss pisanan saka tresna kanak-kanak, Christopher

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Palermo ing amben bunk ngisor nalika labrador Aspen mirsani

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karo mata asu kirik amba.

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Sampeyan nang bokong aku.

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Dheweke dadi Jedi kanggo Bounty Hunter nalika main Star Wars

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Galaxies bebarengan.

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Lan yen ora kanggo kemah musim panas, aphrodisiac alami,

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bisa uga ora tau kedadeyan.

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Aku uga penasihat camp panas banget,

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yen sampeyan pracaya, Aku isih ora yakin yen aku bener

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pracaya iku.  Kanggo mikir wong mikir iku apike kanggo ninggalake

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kula ing pangisian daya saka 15 anak 6 taun.

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Aku nyoba kanggo nglatih wong-wong mau, kanggo mbentuk wong-wong mau ing gambar sandi, nanging sayangé,

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padha kudu bali menyang tuwane.

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Sanadyan aku seneng mikir maneh yen ana 15

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weebs degenerate metu ana sing kabeh nonton Black Butler lan dipakani

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ing Liga Legenda.

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Lan iku kabeh thanks kanggo kula.

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Kamp musim panas esports iki mesthine duwe

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pelatih esports tingkat paling dhuwur.  Dadi kaya Inero, aku kira.

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Aku ora ngerti.  Yen kaya kemah musim panas sing daklakoni

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bocah-bocah, mesthine bakal dilatih dening wong kaya

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aku, nanging ora apa-apa amarga kemah musim panas dudu babagan sinau

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katrampilan praktis.

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Iku babagan ngambung Christopher Palermo ing bunk ngisor

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nalika labrador Aspen nonton.

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Dadi nalika kita kabeh ora kejawab main video game ing

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kemah musim panas, kita mbukak dalan kanggo generasi sabanjure.

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Lan kagem sederek sedoyo ingkang

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badhe nderek noobs, salam kenal.

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Kita uga menehi salam marang sing seneng lan langganan konten kita.

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Uga, kenapa ibuku ngidini aku turu karo bocah lanang?

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Kaya, aku ngerti yen aku ora duwe pacar kanggo

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turu, nanging maksudku, kaya apa sing dikarepake.