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[ intro music plays ]

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Gret nyus, ɔlman!  Esports de get in own somar kamp!

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Dat min se ɔl di pikin dɛn we dɛn go sɛn na di

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wildanɛs, fos dɛn fɔ go na rop kɔs ɔ mek dɛn lan sɔntin

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we nɔ gɛt wan yus, lɛk tɛnis, go dɔn gɛt fɔ du wetin

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dɛn rili want fɔ du dis sɔmma ɛn ple vidio gem dɛn.

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Na Nerd Street Gamers de ɔganayz di kamp, ​​ɛn ɛnibɔdi we de

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na Filadɛlfia ɔ Sɛnt Luis go ebul fɔ atɛnd, pan ɔl we

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ples nɔ bɔku bikɔs ɔf di wan ol pandemik tin we de

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apin.  Pikin dɛn kin atɛnd bak na di intanɛt, pan ɔl we a nɔ rili shɔ

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aw dat de ɛp mama ɛn papa dɛn lɛk mi we de yuz sɔm kamp

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as we fɔ pul mi kɔmɔt na os so dat dɛn go

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ebul fɔ drɔnk de ɛn liv dɛn yɔŋ tɛm we dɛn dɔn lɔs.

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Ugh...

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Anyways, somar kamp na awesome.

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We a bin de na gred fayv, a bin go na Stanfɔd in IT Tek Kamp

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fɔ lan aw fɔ kɔd vidio gem dɛn bikɔs mi mama ɛn papa biliv

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se if a spɛn sɔm tɛm na Stanfɔd, a go want fɔ go

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de wan de.

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Insted, a bin spend most of dat kamp Googling poops na

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intanet en wach JibJab vidio wit di big pikin dem.

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A bin lan aw fɔ kɔd?

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Ehh...nɔto rili.

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A bin gɛt mi fɔs kis frɔm mi pikin tɛm krash, Kristofa

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Palɛmo na in bɔt bɔnk bed we in labradɔ Aspen bin de wach wit

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in big pɔpi dɔg yay.

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Yu bet yu ass I did.

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Na in na bin di Jedi to mi Bounty Hunter we wi bin de ple Star Wars

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Galaxies togɛda.

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Ɛn if nɔto fɔ sɔm kamp, ​​we na natura l afrodisiac,

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sɔntɛm i nɔ bin fɔ ɛva apin.

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a bin bi sohm kamp kohnsul tu,

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if yu biliv am, a stil noh shoh if a rili biliv

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am.  Fɔ tink se sɔmbɔdi bin tink se i fayn fɔ lɛf

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mi fɔ de oba 15 pikin dɛn we ol 6 ia.

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A bin tray fɔ tren dɛn, fɔ mol dɛn di we aw a tan, bɔt ɔl,

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dɛn bin gɛt fɔ gi dɛn bak to dɛn mama ɛn papa.

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Though a do laik tink bak se na 15 degenerate

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weebs de out deh we ol de wach Blak Butler en fid

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in League of Legends.

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Ɛn ɔltin na bikɔs ɔf mi.

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Dis esports somar kamp na sopoz fo get top taya esports

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koch dem.  So laik Inero, a guess.

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A nɔ no.  if na enitin lek di somar kamp dem we a bin

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go na

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di pikin dem go prohbabli end op bi sohmbodi lek mi koch am

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, boht dat okay bikohs somar kamp nohto foh lan

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praktis skil.

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Na fɔ kis Christopher Palermo na in bɔt bunk

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we in labrador Aspen de wach.

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So pan ɔl we wi ɔl bin de mis fɔ ple vidio gem dɛn na sɔm

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kamp, ​​wi bin mek rod fɔ di nɛks jɛnɛreshɔn.

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En to ol wi likl broda en sista dem wae dae

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go pwn som noobs, wi salute una.

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Wi de salut bak di wan dɛn we lɛk ɛn sabskripshɔn fɔ wi kɔntinyu.

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Dɔn bak, wetin mek mi mama bin de mek a slip wit bɔy pikin dɛn?

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Laik, a get se a no bin get eni gelfren fo get slip-over

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wit, bot a min, laik, wetin yu bin expekt fo hapun.