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Gret nyus, ɔlman! Esports de get in own somar kamp!
Dat min se ɔl di pikin dɛn we dɛn go sɛn na di
wildanɛs, fos dɛn fɔ go na rop kɔs ɔ mek dɛn lan sɔntin
we nɔ gɛt wan yus, lɛk tɛnis, go dɔn gɛt fɔ du wetin
dɛn rili want fɔ du dis sɔmma ɛn ple vidio gem dɛn.
Na Nerd Street Gamers de ɔganayz di kamp, ​​ɛn ɛnibɔdi we de
na Filadɛlfia ɔ Sɛnt Luis go ebul fɔ atɛnd, pan ɔl we
ples nɔ bɔku bikɔs ɔf di wan ol pandemik tin we de
apin. Pikin dɛn kin atɛnd bak na di intanɛt, pan ɔl we a nɔ rili shɔ
aw dat de ɛp mama ɛn papa dɛn lɛk mi we de yuz sɔm kamp
as we fɔ pul mi kɔmɔt na os so dat dɛn go
ebul fɔ drɔnk de ɛn liv dɛn yɔŋ tɛm we dɛn dɔn lɔs.
Ugh...
Anyways, somar kamp na awesome.
We a bin de na gred fayv, a bin go na Stanfɔd in IT Tek Kamp
fɔ lan aw fɔ kɔd vidio gem dɛn bikɔs mi mama ɛn papa biliv
se if a spɛn sɔm tɛm na Stanfɔd, a go want fɔ go
de wan de.
Insted, a bin spend most of dat kamp Googling poops na
intanet en wach JibJab vidio wit di big pikin dem.
A bin lan aw fɔ kɔd?
Ehh...nɔto rili.
A bin gɛt mi fɔs kis frɔm mi pikin tɛm krash, Kristofa
Palɛmo na in bɔt bɔnk bed we in labradɔ Aspen bin de wach wit
in big pɔpi dɔg yay.
Yu bet yu ass I did.
Na in na bin di Jedi to mi Bounty Hunter we wi bin de ple Star Wars
Galaxies togɛda.
Ɛn if nɔto fɔ sɔm kamp, ​​we na natura l afrodisiac,
sɔntɛm i nɔ bin fɔ ɛva apin.
a bin bi sohm kamp kohnsul tu,
if yu biliv am, a stil noh shoh if a rili biliv
am. Fɔ tink se sɔmbɔdi bin tink se i fayn fɔ lɛf
mi fɔ de oba 15 pikin dɛn we ol 6 ia.
A bin tray fɔ tren dɛn, fɔ mol dɛn di we aw a tan, bɔt ɔl,
dɛn bin gɛt fɔ gi dɛn bak to dɛn mama ɛn papa.
Though a do laik tink bak se na 15 degenerate
weebs de out deh we ol de wach Blak Butler en fid
in League of Legends.
Ɛn ɔltin na bikɔs ɔf mi.
Dis esports somar kamp na sopoz fo get top taya esports
koch dem. So laik Inero, a guess.
A nɔ no. if na enitin lek di somar kamp dem we a bin
go na
di pikin dem go prohbabli end op bi sohmbodi lek mi koch am
, boht dat okay bikohs somar kamp nohto foh lan
praktis skil.
Na fɔ kis Christopher Palermo na in bɔt bunk
we in labrador Aspen de wach.
So pan ɔl we wi ɔl bin de mis fɔ ple vidio gem dɛn na sɔm
kamp, ​​wi bin mek rod fɔ di nɛks jɛnɛreshɔn.
En to ol wi likl broda en sista dem wae dae
go pwn som noobs, wi salute una.
Wi de salut bak di wan dɛn we lɛk ɛn sabskripshɔn fɔ wi kɔntinyu.
Dɔn bak, wetin mek mi mama bin de mek a slip wit bɔy pikin dɛn?
Laik, a get se a no bin get eni gelfren fo get slip-over
wit, bot a min, laik, wetin yu bin expekt fo hapun.