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Amawulire amalungi, buli muntu! Esports efunye enkambi yaayo ey'omusana!
Ekyo kitegeeza nti abaana bonna abagenda okusindikibwa mu
ddungu, okuwalirizibwa ku misomo gy’emiguwa oba okukolebwa okuyiga ekintu
ekitaliimu mugaso ddala, nga ttena, ku nkomerero bajja kufuna okukola kye
baagala ddala okukola mu kyeya kino n’okuzannya emizannyo gya vidiyo.
Enkambi eno etegekeddwa aba Nerd Street Gamers, era omuntu yenna
mu Philadelphia oba St. Louis ajja kusobola okwetabamu, wadde
ng’ekifo kitono olw’ekintu kyonna ekya ssennyiga omukambwe ekigenda mu
maaso. Abaana nabo basobola okwetaba ku yintaneeti, wadde nga sikakafu nnyo
engeri ekyo gye kiyambamu abazadde nga bange abakozesa summer camp
ng’engeri y’okunggya mu nnyumba basobole
okutamiira olunaku n’okuddamu okuwangaala obuvubuka bwabwe obwabula.
Ugh...
Anyways, enkambi y'omusana ewunyisa.
Bwe nnali mu siniya ey’okutaano, nagenda mu Stanford’s IT Tech Camp
okuyiga engeri y’okukoodaamu emizannyo gya vidiyo kubanga bazadde bange balowooza
nti singa mmalako akaseera mu Stanford, nandyagadde okugendayo
olunaku lumu.
Wabula, ekitundu ekisinga obunene eky’enkambi eyo nakimala nga nkola Googling poops ku
yintaneeti n’okulaba obutambi bwa JibJab n’abaana abakulu.
Nnayiga engeri y’okukolamu code?
Ehh...si ddala.
Nafuna kiss yange esooka okuva ku crush yange ey’obuto, Christopher
Palermo mu bunk bed ye eya wansi nga labrador we Aspen atunuulira n’amaaso
ge amanene ag’embwa ya puppy.
Oteeka emana yo nakola.
Ye yali Jedi eri Bounty Hunter wange bwe twazannya Star Wars
Galaxies ffenna.
Era singa si summer camp, eddagala ery’obutonde erikola ku by’okwegatta,
kiyinza okuba nga tekibangawo.
Nange nali summer camp counselor,
bwoba okikkiriza, n'okutuusa kati sikakafu oba ddala
nkikkiriza. Okulowooza nti omuntu yalowooza nti kirungi
okundeka nga nvunaanyizibwa ku baana 15 ab’emyaka 6.
Nagezaako okubatendeka, okubabumba mu kifaananyi kyange, naye woowe,
baalina okuddizibwa bazadde baabwe.
Though I do like to think back nti waliwo 15 degenerate
weebs out there nga bonna balaba Black Butler era nga baliisa
mu League of Legends.
Era byonna biva ku nze.
Enkambi eno eya esports summer camp eteekeddwa okubaamu abatendesi ba esports ab’omutindo ogw’oku ntikko
. Kale nga Inero, nteebereza.
Simanyi. Bwe kiba nga waliwo ekintu kyonna ekiringa summer camps ze nagenda
mu baana osanga kijja kumaliriza nga batendekeddwa omuntu nga
nze, naye ekyo si kibi kubanga summer camp si ya kuyiga
practical skills.
Kikwata ku kunywegera Christopher Palermo ku bunk ye eya wansi
nga labrador we Aspen atunuulira.
Kale wadde nga ffenna twasubwa okuzannya emizannyo gya vidiyo mu
nkambi y’omusana, twaggulawo ekkubo eri omulembe oguddako.
Era eri baganda baffe bonna
abato abanaatera oku pwn noobs ezimu, tubakuba saluti.
Tukuba saluti n'abo abagala n'okuwandiika ebirimu byaffe.
Ate era lwaki maama yanzikiriza okwebaka n’abalenzi?
Like, nfuna nti nali sirina girlfriends yenna gwe nnali nfunye sleepovers
nabo, naye ntegeeza, like, kiki kye wali osuubira okubaawo.