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iindaba ezimnandi wonke umntu
esports ufumana eyakhe inkampu yasehlotyeni
oko kuthetha ukuba bonke abantwana abaza
kuthunyelwa entlango
banyanzelwe kwiikhosi zentambo okanye iqabane ukuba
bafunde into engento yanto njengentenetya
ekugqibeleni baya kwenza oko
bafuna ngokwenene. yenza kweli hlotyeni kwaye udlale imidlalo
yevidiyo inkampu ibanjwa ngabadlali besitrato
esinerd kwaye nabani na osePhiladelphia okanye eSt
louis uya kukwazi ukuzimasa nangona
indawo inqongophele ngenxa yobhubhani oqhubekayo wabantwana
banokuya kwi-Intanethi nangona ndingekho. ngokuqinisekileyo
ukuba oko kunceda njani abazali abafana nam
ababesebenzisa inkampu yasehlotyeni njengendlela
yokundikhupha endlwini ukuze
banxile baze bahlaziye ulutsha lwabo
olulahlekileyo nangona kunjalo inkampu yasehlotyeni iyamangalisa xa
ndandikwibanga lesihlanu ndaya e-stanford's.
Ikampu yetekhnoloji yokufunda indlela yokukhowudi imidlalo yevidiyo
kuba abazali bam babekholelwa ukuba ukuba
ndichithe ixesha elithile e-
stanford ndingafuna ukuya khona ngenye imini endaweni yoko
ndachitha uninzi lwaloo nkampu i-googling boobs
kuyo. I-intanethi kunye nokubukela
iividiyo ze-chip jab kunye nabantwana abadala
ngaba ndifunde ukwenza i-cone
azange ndifumane ukwanga kwam okokuqala ebuntwaneni bam u-
christopher palermo kwibhedi yakhe ephantsi
ngelixa i-labrador aspen
yayibukele ngamehlo akhe amakhulu enja
ukubheja kwakho. Iesile ndenza
ijedi kumzingeli wam onobubele xa sidlala iinkwenkwezi zeenkwenkwezi
kunye kwaye ukuba
bekungeyona inkampu yasehlotyeni
i-aphrodisiac yendalo yayinokuthi
ayizange
yenzeke ndandingumcebisi wenkampu yasehlotyeni
ukuba uyakholelwa
ukuba ndinguye. andiqinisekanga ukuba ndiyakholelwa
na ukuba
umntu ucinga ukuba licebo
elihle ukundishiya ndiphethe
abantwana abaneminyaka eyi-15 abaneminyaka emithandathu ndizamile
ukubaqeqesha ukuba bababumbe ngokomfanekiso wam kodwa yeha
ke kwafuneka babuyiselwe kubantwana babo. abazali
nangona ndithanda ukucinga emva
ukuba kukho ii-webs ezili-15 eziwohlokayo phaya phandle
bonke ababukele i-butler emnyama
kwaye besondla kwiligi yeentsomi
kwaye konke oku kubulela kum
le nkampu yasehlotyeni ye-esports kufanele ukuba
ibe nabaqeqeshi abakwinqanaba eliphezulu le-esports e
utolo ndicinga ukuba andazi ukuba
yinto efana neenkampu zasehlotyeni endiye
ndaya kubantwana mhlawumbi ziya kugqiba
ukuqeqeshwa ngumntu onjengam
kodwa kulungile kuba inkampu yasehlotyeni
ayikho malunga nokufunda izakhono ezisebenzayo
malunga nokuncamisa u-christopher. uPalermo
kwibhedi yakhe esezantsi ngelixa i-labrador
aspen yakhe
ibukele ngelixa sonke siphose ukudlala
imidlalo yevidiyo kwinkampu yasehlotyeni savula
indlela yesizukulwana esilandelayo
nakubo bonke abazalwana noodade bethu abancinci
abaza kukhwela i-noobs siyanibulisa.
Sibothulel' umnqwazi kwabo
bathanda kwaye babhalisele umxholo wethu
kwakutheni ukuze umama
andiyeke ndilale namakhwenkwe njengokuba ndifumana
ukuba ndandingenazo iintombi
endandinolala nazo kodwa ndithetha
ukuba ubulindele ukuba kwenzeke ntoni
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