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[SNEEZING]
[SNEEZES]
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. I STILL SAY I SHOULD HAVE GONE IN.
>> HEY, BACK FROM SHOPPING.
HOW WAS IT?
>> GREAT, WE ONLY GOT
IN ONE FIGHT.
>> IT STARTED
THE MOMENT WE LEFT
AND IT HASN'T FINISHED YET.
>> AND WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I TOOK HIM TO BOOKMAN'S.
HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T GO IN.
>> DAD, BOOKMAN'S IS
A MENSWEAR STORE.
>> MENSWEAR STORE.
NO MOTHERS ALLOWED.
>> SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO GO
IN THE DRESSING ROOM WITH ME.
>> HEY, MAN,
SHE GOES IN WITH ME.
>> IS THIS THE SHIRT?
>> WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE IT.
>> HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
>> THROUGH THE WINDOW.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> AT FIRST I FELT FUNNY
ABOUT CHARGING IT.
BUT AFTER I SAID I WAS YOUR SON,
THEY SAID, "NO PROBLEM."
>> WELL, THEY LOVE ME
AT BOOKMAN'S.
I MAKE THEIR CLOTHES LOOK GOOD.
>> HERE IT IS.
>> AH-HA.
>> DAD, WHEN I WEAR THIS ON
MY DATE WITH CHRISTINE, OH!
SHE IS GONNA DIE.
>> BOOKMAN'S DOES IT AGAIN.
HOW MUCH IS IT?
>> SEE THE LABEL?
GORDON GARTRELLE,
THIS IS THE SHIRT.
>> GORDON GARTRELLE IS
A BIG DESIGNER.
>> CHECK OUT THESE
DETAILS: HIDDEN BUTTONS,
FLAP ON THE BACK.
>> YEAH.
>> TWO-TONED POCKETS.
>> WORK OF ART.
HOW MUCH?
>> BUT THE REAL THRILL IS
THE FABRIC, PURE SILK.
ARE YOUR HANDS CLEAN?
>> DOCTOR'S HANDS ARE ALWAYS
CLEAN.
>> THEN WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS
WASHING THEM?
>> HOW MUCH?
HOW MUCH?
>> DAD, IF YOU WANT QUALITY
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY
FOR IT.
>> NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS? >> OH, WELL THERE MUST BE A PAIR OF PANTS IN THERE TOO.
>> NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS?
>> DAD, THE SALESMAN SAID
THIS WOULD LAST A LIFETIME.
AND JUST THINK, IF I LIVE
TO BE 90, THAT'S ABOUT
A DOLLAR A YEAR.
>> THEO, I DON'T HAVE
A $95 SHIRT AND I HAVE A JOB.
>> DON'T YOU WANT SOMETHING
BETTER FOR YOUR SON?
>> SURE, YOU WANT TO TRADE
YOUR ROOM FOR THAT SHIRT?
>> NO.
>> ALL RIGHT THEN,
THE SHIRT GOES BACK.
>> BUT DAD, I TOLD CHRISTINE
I WAS GETTING A GORDON GARTRELLE.
>> TELL CHRISTINE YOU LIED.
>> DAD!
>> NO 14-YEAR-OLD BOY SHOULD
HAVE A $95 SHIRT UNLESS HE IS
ONSTAGE WITH HIS FOUR BROTHERS.
I'LL GIVE YOU $30. >> THIRTY? >> ALL RIGHT THEN, FIVE!
>> DAD, FOR $30 I CAN'T EVEN
GET A GORDON GARTRELLE TIE.
>> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU,
A PERSONAL FRIEND OF THIS MAN?
NOW, YOU TAKE $30 AND GET
YOURSELF A NICE $30 SHIRT.
>> COULD YOU MAKE IT 35?
>> I COULD MAKE IT NOTHING.
>> MOM.
>> I'D GRAB IT.
>> YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY LIFE.
BUT I DON'T MIND.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY
WITH A $95 SHIRT.
>> BUT CLIFF,
IT'S NOT THE SHIRT,
IT'S THE SYMBOL.
I MEAN, YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE,
IN EVERY GENERATION YOU
GO THROUGH THE SAME THING.
YOU THINK YOU NEED THAT
TO BE SOMEBODY.
>> I NEVER NEEDED A $95 SHIRT.
I PUT ON A FOOTBALL UNIFORM
TO IMPRESS THE YOUNG WOMAN
I WAS IN LOVE WITH.
>> WELL, THAT'S A SYMBOL
AND YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT,
BECAUSE I ALREADY LIKED YOU.
I LIKED YOUR LITTLE
POINTY HEAD.
>> WELL, I JUST NOTICED THAT
WHEN I GOT THE JACKET, WHICH
THEY ONLY GAVE OUT TO PEOPLE
ON THE FIRST TEAM,
THAT A CERTAIN PERSON SAID,
"CAN I BORROW THAT JACKET?"
AND THEN PROCEEDED TO WEAR IT
EVERY DAY.
>> CLIFF, THERE IS A BIG
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WEARING
A GARMENT TO TRY TO IMPRESS
SOMEBODY, AND WEARING A GARMENT
TO SAY, "HEY, GIRLS, YOU BEST
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN."
>> SO, WHERE'S THE GORDON GARTRELLE? >> DAD'S TAKING IT BACK,
JUST 'CAUSE IT COST $95.
>> OOH, DAD'S RIGHT,
THOSE SHIRTS ARE WAY OVERPRICED.
>> YEAH, BUT I LOOK
SO GOOD IN IT.
DENISE, WHEN I CAME OUT OF THAT
DRESSING ROOM, THE WHOLE STORE
WAS LOOKING AT ME.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY
IT SHOWS OFF MY UPPER BODY?
>> YEAH, BUT $95?
>> I DON'T CARE.
A GIRL LIKE CHRISTINE DESERVES
A MAN LIKE ME IN A SHIRT
LIKE THAT.
>> I CAN MAKE YOU ONE JUST
LIKE IT.
>> YOU?
>> I TOOK SEWING.
>> HEY, I TOOK ENGLISH,
BUT I GOT A "D" IN IT.
>> I'M TELLING YOU,
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
YOU BUY THE MATERIAL,
YOU FOLLOW THE PATTERN,
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A SHIRT.
>> WELL, WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING
ABOUT ANY SHIRT.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
A GORDON GARTRELLE,
THE GREATEST SHIRT IN THE WORLD.
>> OH, WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT?
>> NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS.
>> THAT MAKES IT EXPENSIVE.
THEO, WHEN YOU PAY $95,
YOU'RE NOT JUST PAYING FOR
THE SHIRT, YOU'RE PAYING
FOR GORDON GARTRELLE'S
SUMMER HOUSE ON THE RIVIERA,
YOU'RE PAYING TO FEED HIS
ARABIAN HORSES,
YOU'RE PAYING FOR HIS
ROLLS ROYCE.
THEO, WHEN YOU BUY
A GORDON GARTRELLE,
YOU'RE SUPPORTING AN EMPIRE.
>> GEE, I'M SURPRISED
IT'S SO CHEAP.
>> SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
YOU GONNA GAMBLE ON YOUR SISTER?
>> DENISE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU CAN DO THIS?
>> YES.
>> BY SATURDAY?
>> YES.
>> AND IT'LL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE
A GORDON GARTRELLE?
>> THE GORDON GARTRELLE'S
ARE $95.
I CAN MAKE IT FOR 25.
>> WELL, HERE'S 30.
CAN YOU MAKE IT $5 BETTER?
>> HEY.
>> THANKS, DENISE.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> CHRISTINE IS GONNA DIE.
[SNEEZES]
>> RUDY, CLEAN UP THAT ROOM! CLIFF, WHY ARE YOU LYING DOWN? >> TIRED.
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU SICK?
>> NO.
>> OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
>> WHAT?
>> WHY IS IT YOU CAN NEVER
ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE SICK?
LET ME FEEL YOUR FOREHEAD.
>> I'M NOT SICK, DEAR.
I'M NOT SICK.
I'M JUST LYING DOWN.
>> YOU ARE GRUMPY.
>> I'M NOT GRUMPY!
>> YOU'RE ALWAYS GRUMPY
WHEN YOU'RE SICK.
>> I'M NOT SICK!
>> THEN WHAT ARE YOU?
>> I'M LYING DOWN!
>> HEY DAD, ABOUT THAT--
HEY, YOU'RE LYING DOWN.
>> RIGHT.
>> ARE YOU SICK?
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> GRUMPY.
>> SICK.
>> LYING DOWN.
>> WELL, ABOUT THE SHIRT?
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S OKAY IF YOU
TAKE IT BACK.
>> THANK YOU.
>> DENISE IS MAKING ME ONE
JUST LIKE IT.
>> DENISE IS GONNA MAKE YOU
A SHIRT?
>> THE ONE WHO LIVES
IN THIS HOUSE?
>> NOT JUST ANY SHIRT.
AN EXACT REPLICA
OF THE GORDON GARTRELLE.
AND FOR JUST $30.
IT'S A MIRACLE.
[LAUGHING]
>> DENISE?
DENISE!
DENISE, WOULD YOU COME IN HERE,
PLEASE?
>> HEY DADDY, ARE YOU--
>> LYING DOWN.
>> DENISE, ARE YOU MAKING THEO
A SHIRT?
>> LOOK OUT, GORDON GARTRELLE.
>> OH, DENISE, HONEY, SHIRTS ARE
NOT THAT EASY TO MAKE.
>> I HAVE A FLAIR FOR DESIGNING.
REMEMBER THAT PARTY DRESS
I MADE?
>> WHO MADE?
>> I MADE.
>> WHO PUT THE ZIPPER IN IT?
>> WELL, THERE ARE NO ZIPPERS
IN SHIRTS.
>> THERE'S NO SLEEVES
ON A PARTY DRESS EITHER.
>> WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS
BRING UP THAT OLD STUFF?
I'D THINK YOU'D SHOW
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME.
>> WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU
COULDN'T MAKE THE SHIRT.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU HAVE
THIS HABIT OF STARTING THINGS
WITH ALL THIS EXCITEMENT,
AND WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH,
YOU QUIT.
>> LIKE WHAT?
>> ICE-SKATING.
>> GUITAR.
>> SKIING.
>> TENNIS.
>> BALLET.
>> YOGA.
>> POTTERY.
>> WELL, THAT'S JUST SEVEN,
CAN'T YOU GUYS THINK
OF ANY MORE?
>> WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT
HOW MUCH IT COSTS.
>> LOOK, I PROMISED THEO
A SHIRT AND I'M GONNA FINISH IT
WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
[DOOR SLAMS]
[SNEEZES]
>> OH!
DUST.
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[KNOCKING] >> YEAH? >> GOT TIME FOR A BREAK?
>> SURE.
>> I BROUGHT YOU A SNACK.
>> HEY, THANKS.
WHERE ARE THE REST OF THEM?
>> SMALL BREAK, SMALL SNACK.
>> IS THAT PART OF MY SHIRT?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> WHICH PART?
>> THE SLEEVE!
>> OH YEAH, OF COURSE.
WHICH SLEEVE?
>> THEO, I CAN'T WORK
LIKE THIS!
>> OKAY, BUT BEFORE I GO,
I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE.
>> NOT ANOTHER SHIRT.
>> NO, CHRISTINE.
>> HEY, SHE GAVE YOU A PICTURE.
>> SHE LET ME TAKE IT.
>> IT'S ALL BLURRED.
>> I WAS IN A MOVING CAR.
BUT LOOK, DON'T WE LOOK GREAT
TOGETHER?
>> THEO, WOULD YOU RELAX?
>> I'M RELAXED.
>> THEO, I CAN TELL YOU'RE
WORRIED.
>> ME, WORRY, ABOUT WHAT?
>> THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING, THAT THIS WON'T LOOK LIKE
A GORDON GARTRELLE, AND IT
WON'T BE DONE BY SATURDAY.
>> YEAH, BUT WHAT ELSE?
>> THEO, JUST RELAX, OKAY?
I'VE GOT THE MATERIAL,
I'M FOLLOWING THE PATTERN.
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
BELIEVE ME?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU FEEL BETTER?
>> I DO.
>> GET OUT.
>> DID I MENTION I NEED IT
BY SATURDAY?
>> THEO, BELIEVE ME,
YOU COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS.
>> OKAY.
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>> HEY, MOM. >> HI HONEY, TAKING A BREAK?
>> YEAH.
>> HOW'S IT GOING?
MOM, I'M TRYING TO GET THIS
SHIRT DONE BY TONIGHT AND WHEN
YOU ASK ME HOW IT'S GOING,
IT JUST MAKES ME MORE NERVOUS,
YOU KNOW?
>> SORRY.
>> HI, DENISE.
HOW'S IT GOING?
>> HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S IT GOING?
IS THAT ALL PARENTS KNOW IS,
"HOW'S IT GOING?"
DADDY, I JUST DON'T THINK
I COULD FINISH THE SHIRT
BY TONIGHT.
>> MAKING A SHIRT IS NOT EASY,
AND YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING A LOT
BETTER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WELL, HONEY, NOBODY SAID
IT HAS TO BE PERFECT.
JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN, OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> DADDY, I MADE A COUPLE
OF WRONG TURNS UP THERE,
I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE MONEY
FOR MATERIAL.
>> HOW MUCH?
>> JUST $10.
>> TEN DOLLARS?
TEN DOLLARS?
OH, MY GOODNESS, $10!
WE ALWAYS NEED $10!
>> YOU FEEL WARM.
>> I'M NOT SICK!
UH-HUH, I'M NOT SICK
AND I'M NOT GRUMPY.
>> WELL, HOW'S IT GOING?
>> HOW'S IT GOING?
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>> HURRY UP, DENISE, I'M READY!
>> THEO!
>> WHAT?
>> YOU'RE WEARING COLOGNE?
>> YEAH.
>> NEXT TIME PUT IT ON
BEFORE YOU SHOWER.
>> LOOK, THEY'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
IS THIS MY SHIRT?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> THANKS!
>> HEY.
>> DID HE OVERDO IT
ON THE COLOGNE OR DID I SMELL
TOO HARD?
>> COME TALK TO ME.
>> ME?
>> I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT THE SHIRT, I NEED COMPANY.
>> OKAY.
SO, WHAT DO WE TALK ABOUT? >> ANYTHING. >> JANET MEISER GOT A NEW BIKE
TODAY, IT'S REALLY GREAT.
>> THAT'S NICE.
>> DENISE!
>> IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?
>> WHAT IS THIS? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> IS THIS MY SHIRT? IS THIS THE SHIRT I PAID $30 FOR?
IS THIS THE SHIRT THEY'RE
SUPPOSED TO THINK IS
A GORDON GARTRELLE?
>> YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
>> ASK ME THE QUESTION AGAIN.
>> YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
>> I HATE IT!
LOOK AT IT!
OH!
IT'S THE UGLIEST SHIRT
I'VE EVER SEEN!
>> IT'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?
>> IT'S BETTER THAN I COULD DO.
>> LOOK AT THESE SLEEVES!
MY ARMS ARE THE SAME LENGTH.
WHY AREN'T MY SLEEVES?
>> THIS COLLAR'S ALL CRAZY,
AND IT'S TEN SIZES TOO BIG!
>> WELL, MAYBE IF YOU TUCKED
IT IN A LITTLE MORE.
>> IT'S TUCKED INTO MY SOCKS!
YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
>> FINE, THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I'M EVER MAKING ANYTHING
FOR YOU AGAIN!
>> GOOD!
[DOORBELL RINGS] >> I'LL GET IT. >> CHECK FIRST!
IT COULD BE ROBBERS!
>> RIGHT.
HI!
>> HI.
>> I'M THEO'S MOM.
>> HI, I'M PHILLIP WASHINGTON.
THIS IS MY DATE, MELINDA JAMES.
>> HI, YOU MUST BE CHRISTINE.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> LISTEN, TAKE YOUR COATS OFF,
HAVE A SEAT AND I'LL GET THEO
FOR YOU.
>> HI.
>> HI-YA.
>> HEY!
NICE SHIRT!
>> THANK YOU.
IT'S A GORDON GARTRELLE.
>> YOUR SHIRT HAS A NAME?
>> WELL, YEAH, SORT OF.
>> MY BEAR HAS A NAME TOO.
"BO-BO."
>> DAD? >> HEY. >> DAD, LOOK.
WELL? IT COULD BE BETTER. BUT THEN AGAIN, IT'S NOT AS BAD
AS YOU THINK, SON.
>> DAD, IT'S TERRIBLE.
>> JUST THINK OF IT AS--
IT'S JUST IT'S DIFFERENT,
THAT'S ALL.
>> NO WAY I'M WEARING THIS.
CHRISTINE'S GONNA LAUGH
AT IT.
>> NO, SHE WON'T.
>> I PROMISED HER
A GORDON GARTRELLE,
NOT A CLOWN SHIRT.
I'LL NEVER TRUST DENISE AGAIN.
>> [LAUGHING]
I'M SORRY!
I DON'T MEAN TO--
IT'S A GOOD LOOKING SHIRT.
BUT NOW, THEO, I REMEMBER
ONE FATHER'S DAY YOU GAVE ME
A PRESENT.
>> A TIE.
>> A TIE, YEAH.
YOU WERE ONLY SIX YEARS OLD
AND YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT,
HUH?
>> I ALWAYS GET YOU A TIE.
>> YEAH, WELL, THIS WAS
A DIFFERENT TIE.
THIS WAS A DIFFERENT TIE.
THIS WAS ABOUT THIS WIDE
AND IT WAS YELLOW.
AND IT HAD A PALM TREE
HAND-PAINTED AND A HULA DANCER.
AND RIGHT ACROSS THE MIDDLE
OF IT WAS THE WORD, "MIAMI,"
AND IT LIT UP.
AND SHORTLY AFTER FATHER'S DAY
I WAS INVITED TO SPEAK AT
A MEDICAL CONVENTION.
SO I PUT ON A GREY HERRINGBONE
SUIT, BLACK WINGTIP SHOES,
A LOVELY SHIRT AND WENT TO
THE CLOSET TO PICK OUT A TIE.
YOU CAME IN, AGE SIX, LITTLE
NOSE RUNNING, YOU REACHED
OVER AND YOU GRABBED THAT TIE.
AND YOU HELD IT UP TO ME
AND YOU SAID, "DAD,
WOULD YOU WEAR MY TIE, PLEASE?"
RIGHT THEN AND THERE I HAD
A CHOICE.
WEAR THE TIE, MAKE MY SON HAPPY,
OR LOOK LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
I WORE THAT TIE.
AND I GOT UP TO SPEAK
AND PEOPLE SAW THE TIE,
AND THE MIAMI WAS LIGHTING
AND THEY STARTED TO LAUGH.
BUT THE MORE THEY HEARD ME
AND THEY UNDERSTOOD THAT I KNEW
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT,
THE MORE THEY FORGOT ABOUT
THAT TIE.
AND PRETTY SOON THEY ONLY
SAW ME.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> YEAH, DAD, I DO.
>> GOOD!
>> IF I EVER HAVE TO SPEAK AT
A MEDICAL CONVENTION,
I'LL WEAR THIS SHIRT.
DAD, TONIGHT I HAVE CHRISTINE,
DAD, CHRISTINE.
IF I WEAR THIS SHIRT,
SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO BE SEEN
WITH ME AGAIN.
DAD, PLEASE.
IF I GO TO BOOKMAN'S RIGHT NOW,
I COULD STILL GET ANOTHER ONE.
>> NO.
>> DAD, PLEASE DAD,
LISTEN, DAD, LOOK,
I'LL WASH DISHES, DAD.
I'LL CLEAN UP THE BASEMENT.
LOOK, LOOK, I'LL SIGN PAPERS,
BLANK ONES, YOU CAN FILL IN
WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
>> OKAY, WELL, I THINK YOU'VE
LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
>> OH, DAD, I'VE LEARNED IT.
I'VE LEARNED IT,
WHATEVER IT IS.
>> WELL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT
LATER.
>> LATER?
LATER?
DAD, DON'T YOU SEE
I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL LATER,
BECAUSE IF I WAIT 'TIL LATER,
CHRISTINE IS GONNA COME
AND THEN IT'S GONNA BE TOO LATE.
>> SON, SON?
>> 'CAUSE THEN CHRISTINE--
>> SON, SON, SON!
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
UP ON MY DRESSER IS A BOX.
IN THAT BOX IS A SHIRT.
>> A GORDON GARTRELLE?
YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE?
>> I NEVER TOOK THE ONE BACK
THAT I HAD.
>> HOW DID YOU KNOW
THIS WOULDN'T WORK OUT?
>> I'VE BEEN LIVING
IN THIS HOUSE FOR A LONG TIME.
>> DAD, YOU'RE GREAT.
BUT JUST THINK, DAD, I WAS
THAT CLOSE TO ONE OF THE MOST
EMBARRASSING DAYS OF MY LIFE.
[GASPS]
>> CLIFF? ABOUT THE SHIRT. WHERE'S THEO?
>> I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I MUST REALLY BE SICK, BECAUSE
I CAN'T EVEN OPEN THIS DOOR.
HI, I'M DR. HUXTABLE,
HIS FATHER.
LISTEN, TAKE MY SHIRT OFF.
I TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES
NOT TO WEAR MY BEST SHIRT.
>> DAD, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY, DAD.
IT'S OKAY.
CHRISTINE, THIS IS MY SHIRT.
>> THEO, I THINK MAYBE
YOU'VE GOT IT ON INSIDE-OUT.
>> NO, CHRISTINE, IT'S NOT
A GORDON GARTRELLE, IS IT?
>> IT'S BETTER.
IT'S THE NEW LOOK,
JUST LIKE ITCHY YAMARADA.
>> IT'S IN ALL
THE MAGAZINES.
>> THEO, THIS SHIRT IS HOT.
>> HEY, WHY YOU THINK
I'M WEARING IT.
HEY, WE BETTER GET GOING,
COME ON.
BYE MOM, BYE DAD.
>> THEO, WEAR A JACKET.
>> AND COVER MY ITCHY YAMARADA?
WAIT A MINUTE, ONE LAST THING.
>> HE'S NOT GOING UP TO PUT ON
COLOGNE, IS HE?
>> HEY, GUESS WHAT? >> WHAT? >> THEY LOVED THE SHIRT.
>> THEY DID?
>> CHRISTINE SAYS IT'S HOT.
>> HEY, CHRISTINE'S
GOT GREAT TASTE.
>> DENISE, THANKS.
>> HEY, LESS COLOGNE.
>> COME ON.
>> NO.
>> COME ON!
HEY, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS MY SISTER DENISE.
SHE MADE THIS.
>> HI.
>> HEY, THAT'S A GREAT SHIRT.
YOU THINK YOU COULD MAKE
ONE FOR ME?
>> NO!
IT'S A DESIGNER ORIGINAL.
YOU MAKE ONE, THEN YOU BURN
THE PATTERN.
>> DAD, THANKS.
>> BYE, MOM.
>> GOODNIGHT, SON.
>> HEY, LET'S GET THIS DATE
STARTED WITH.
>> RIGHT.
>> HEY PHIL, YOU SEE
THE JETS GAME LAST WEEK?
>> YEAH, MAN, THE MOVES
THAT MCNEIL MADE, UNBELIEVABLE.
> SO. >> HEY. >> CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU KNOW YOU COULD GO ON
TO BECOME VERY, VERY FAMOUS.
DENISE HUXTABLE, DESIGNER,
STARTED AT AGE 16,
DID A SHIRT FOR HER BROTHER,
WENT ON TO FAME AND FORTUNE.
ONE DAY WHILE SHE WAS DOING
A SHIRT IN HER HOME, A LIMOUSINE
PULLED UP AND A MAN CAME UP
TO HER AND SAID, "WILL YOU MAKE
A FLAG FOR MY COUNTRY?"
>> SURE, DADDY.
>> YEAH.
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
A FLAG'S EASY.
NO ZIPPERS.
>> THANKS, MOM.
>> WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER FAMILY CRISIS WE'VE SURVIVED. WHY DON'T YOU RELAX, CLIFF?
THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER ONE
FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS.
>> CLAIR?
>> YES?
>> I'M SICK.
>> HERE WE GO.
>> WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF ME?
>> YES.
>> WILL YOU PUT ME IN THE BED?
>> YES.
>> AND WILL YOU
TAKE MY TEMPERATURE?
>> YES.
>> AND WILL YOU
MAKE SOUP FOR ME?
>> YES.
>> AND WILL YOU
BUY ME A PONY?
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