1 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:07,839 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 3 00:00:54,887 --> 00:01:01,927 >> HEY, WHAT YOU SEE? HEY SUGAR! OOH, YOU ARE CUTE. 4 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 5 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:04,363 HEY SUGAR! OOH, YOU ARE CUTE. YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY 6 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 7 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,064 OOH, YOU ARE CUTE. YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN. 8 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 9 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,700 YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN. >> WHAT ABOUT ME? 10 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 11 00:01:07,702 --> 00:01:08,901 I HAVE EVER SEEN. >> WHAT ABOUT ME? >> YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST LOOKING 12 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 13 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,936 >> WHAT ABOUT ME? >> YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST LOOKING BABY I'VE EVER SEEN. 14 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 15 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,304 >> YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST LOOKING BABY I'VE EVER SEEN. >> WELL NOW, RUDY NOW, MOST 16 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 17 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,872 BABY I'VE EVER SEEN. >> WELL NOW, RUDY NOW, MOST BABIES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY 18 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 19 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,007 >> WELL NOW, RUDY NOW, MOST BABIES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY WHEN THEY'RE NEW. 20 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 21 00:01:15,009 --> 00:01:15,808 BABIES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY WHEN THEY'RE NEW. MOMMIES AND DADDIES DON'T 22 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 23 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:16,776 WHEN THEY'RE NEW. MOMMIES AND DADDIES DON'T EVEN NOTICE. 24 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 25 00:01:16,778 --> 00:01:17,743 MOMMIES AND DADDIES DON'T EVEN NOTICE. >> WELL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS 26 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 27 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:18,945 EVEN NOTICE. >> WELL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS DO. 28 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 29 00:01:18,947 --> 00:01:20,479 >> WELL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS DO. THEO SOLD TICKETS TO SEE YOU, 30 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 31 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,547 DO. THEO SOLD TICKETS TO SEE YOU, RUDY. 32 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 33 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:25,117 THEO SOLD TICKETS TO SEE YOU, RUDY. >> NO DEAR, THAT WAS TO SEE YOU. 34 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 35 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,152 RUDY. >> NO DEAR, THAT WAS TO SEE YOU. >> OH. 36 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 37 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,253 >> NO DEAR, THAT WAS TO SEE YOU. >> OH. >> HIS NAME IS JONATHAN. 38 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 39 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,220 >> OH. >> HIS NAME IS JONATHAN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM? 40 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 41 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:31,390 >> HIS NAME IS JONATHAN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM? >> NO, HE MIGHT GO ON ME. 42 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 43 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,725 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM? >> NO, HE MIGHT GO ON ME. >> CAN WE WATCH HIM EAT? 44 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 45 00:01:32,727 --> 00:01:33,559 >> NO, HE MIGHT GO ON ME. >> CAN WE WATCH HIM EAT? >> WELL, HIS MOTHER FED HIM 46 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 47 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:34,593 >> CAN WE WATCH HIM EAT? >> WELL, HIS MOTHER FED HIM BEFORE SHE LEFT. 48 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 49 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:35,561 >> WELL, HIS MOTHER FED HIM BEFORE SHE LEFT. >> WELL, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO 50 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 51 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:36,462 BEFORE SHE LEFT. >> WELL, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO WATCH US EAT. 52 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 53 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,396 >> WELL, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO WATCH US EAT. CAN WE HAVE A SNACK? 54 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 55 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,031 WATCH US EAT. CAN WE HAVE A SNACK? >> ALL RIGHT, BUT A SMALL ONE. 56 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 57 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,500 CAN WE HAVE A SNACK? >> ALL RIGHT, BUT A SMALL ONE. >> I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT. 58 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 59 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:42,634 >> ALL RIGHT, BUT A SMALL ONE. >> I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT. >> ME TOO. 60 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 61 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,636 >> I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT. >> ME TOO. >> YOU ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I HAVE. 62 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 63 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:50,443 >> ME TOO. >> YOU ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I HAVE. >> SO DO YOU. 64 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 65 00:01:50,445 --> 00:01:51,443 >> YOU ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I HAVE. >> SO DO YOU. >> CLIFF! 66 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 67 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,678 >> SO DO YOU. >> CLIFF! CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 68 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 69 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,079 >> CLIFF! CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S HERE. NOW YOU KNOW THIS ONE. 70 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 71 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:57,516 CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S HERE. NOW YOU KNOW THIS ONE. REMEMBER? 72 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 73 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:58,350 NOW YOU KNOW THIS ONE. REMEMBER? >> DID WE GO TO COLLEGE 74 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 75 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,719 REMEMBER? >> DID WE GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER? 76 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 77 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,454 >> DID WE GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER? >> YOU DELIVERED HIM LAST MONTH. 78 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 79 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,123 TOGETHER? >> YOU DELIVERED HIM LAST MONTH. THIS JANICE HARPER'S BABY. 80 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 81 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,090 >> YOU DELIVERED HIM LAST MONTH. THIS JANICE HARPER'S BABY. >> YEAH, WELL WHAT HAPPENED? 82 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 83 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:05,958 THIS JANICE HARPER'S BABY. >> YEAH, WELL WHAT HAPPENED? JANICE DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE 84 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 85 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,193 >> YEAH, WELL WHAT HAPPENED? JANICE DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE BROUGHT IT BACK? 86 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 87 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:09,028 JANICE DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE BROUGHT IT BACK? >> JANICE WANTED TO GET HER HAIR 88 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 89 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:09,594 BROUGHT IT BACK? >> JANICE WANTED TO GET HER HAIR DONE. 90 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 91 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:10,595 >> JANICE WANTED TO GET HER HAIR DONE. I SAID I'D BABY SIT. 92 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 93 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:11,330 DONE. I SAID I'D BABY SIT. >> UH-HUH. 94 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 95 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,532 I SAID I'D BABY SIT. >> UH-HUH. >> OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE 96 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 97 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,902 >> UH-HUH. >> OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE ROUND FACE AND THAT SOFT SILKY 98 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 99 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,505 >> OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE ROUND FACE AND THAT SOFT SILKY HAIR IN THE LITTLE SOFT SPOT. 100 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 101 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:20,906 ROUND FACE AND THAT SOFT SILKY HAIR IN THE LITTLE SOFT SPOT. OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL BABY 102 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 103 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,008 HAIR IN THE LITTLE SOFT SPOT. OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL BABY SMELL. 104 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 105 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,845 OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL BABY SMELL. >> SOUR MILK. 106 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 107 00:02:25,847 --> 00:02:26,945 SMELL. >> SOUR MILK. >> AND HE'S WARM. 108 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 109 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:27,780 >> SOUR MILK. >> AND HE'S WARM. >> YEAH. 110 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 111 00:02:27,782 --> 00:02:29,281 >> AND HE'S WARM. >> YEAH. >> OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS OFF 112 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 113 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,083 >> YEAH. >> OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS OFF THESE STRANGE STIRRINGS INSIDE 114 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 115 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:32,184 >> OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS OFF THESE STRANGE STIRRINGS INSIDE AND I WONDER IF I DON'T WANT 116 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 117 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,519 THESE STRANGE STIRRINGS INSIDE AND I WONDER IF I DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE. 118 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 119 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:34,853 AND I WONDER IF I DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE. >> LET ME HELP YOU. 120 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 121 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,922 ANOTHER ONE. >> LET ME HELP YOU. YOU DON'T. 122 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 123 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:39,625 >> LET ME HELP YOU. YOU DON'T. >> CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE. 124 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 125 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:43,896 YOU DON'T. >> CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE. >> DEAR, WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES. 126 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 127 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:45,031 >> CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE. >> DEAR, WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES. >> SMELL IT. 128 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 129 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:47,867 >> DEAR, WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES. >> SMELL IT. >> [LAUGHING] GET OUTTA HERE, 130 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 131 00:02:47,869 --> 00:02:49,135 >> SMELL IT. >> [LAUGHING] GET OUTTA HERE, THAT'S NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME 132 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 133 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:51,269 >> [LAUGHING] GET OUTTA HERE, THAT'S NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME NEW AUTOMOBILE. 134 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 135 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:52,171 THAT'S NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME NEW AUTOMOBILE. >> COME ON, CLIFF. 136 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 137 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:53,839 NEW AUTOMOBILE. >> COME ON, CLIFF. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BABIES. 138 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 139 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,741 >> COME ON, CLIFF. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BABIES. WE BRING ONE HOME AND YOU SPEND 140 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 141 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,610 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BABIES. WE BRING ONE HOME AND YOU SPEND HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT. 142 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 143 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:58,276 WE BRING ONE HOME AND YOU SPEND HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT. >> YEAH. 144 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 145 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,144 HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT. >> YEAH. >> YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD OUT 146 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 147 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:00,245 >> YEAH. >> YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD OUT YOUR FINGER AND THEY GRAB HOLD 148 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 149 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,147 >> YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD OUT YOUR FINGER AND THEY GRAB HOLD SO TIGHT AND YOU'D LAUGH. 150 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 151 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,548 YOUR FINGER AND THEY GRAB HOLD SO TIGHT AND YOU'D LAUGH. AND THEN THERE WAS ALWAYS YOUR 152 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 153 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,117 SO TIGHT AND YOU'D LAUGH. AND THEN THERE WAS ALWAYS YOUR FAVORITE LINE, "LOOK CLAIR, 154 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 155 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:06,885 AND THEN THERE WAS ALWAYS YOUR FAVORITE LINE, "LOOK CLAIR, I CAN PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN 156 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 157 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,822 FAVORITE LINE, "LOOK CLAIR, I CAN PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN MY MOUTH." 158 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 159 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:11,390 I CAN PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN MY MOUTH." >> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY HOLD 160 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 161 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,258 MY MOUTH." >> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY HOLD THAT FOOT IN THERE FOR SO LONG, 162 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 163 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,693 >> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY HOLD THAT FOOT IN THERE FOR SO LONG, AND THEN THE TOES START MOVING 164 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 165 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,762 THAT FOOT IN THERE FOR SO LONG, AND THEN THE TOES START MOVING ALL AROUND AND THE FUN IS OVER. 166 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 167 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:18,830 AND THEN THE TOES START MOVING ALL AROUND AND THE FUN IS OVER. >> CLIFF, LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT 168 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 169 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:19,531 ALL AROUND AND THE FUN IS OVER. >> CLIFF, LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 170 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 171 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,765 >> CLIFF, LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT IT. >> NO. 172 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 173 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,401 IT. >> NO. >> SUPPOSE I WANT ONE? 174 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 175 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,668 >> NO. >> SUPPOSE I WANT ONE? >> THEN YOU CAN TRY HAVING ONE 176 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 177 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,204 >> SUPPOSE I WANT ONE? >> THEN YOU CAN TRY HAVING ONE WITHOUT ME. 178 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 179 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:25,904 >> THEN YOU CAN TRY HAVING ONE WITHOUT ME. >> COME ON, CLIFF. 180 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 181 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:26,705 WITHOUT ME. >> COME ON, CLIFF. SMELL IT. 182 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 183 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,407 >> COME ON, CLIFF. SMELL IT. >> I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THAT 184 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 185 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:29,274 SMELL IT. >> I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THAT BABY. 186 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 187 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,043 >> I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THAT BABY. LISTEN TO ME PLEASE. 188 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 189 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,245 BABY. LISTEN TO ME PLEASE. THIS THING IS A TRAP. 190 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 191 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,780 LISTEN TO ME PLEASE. THIS THING IS A TRAP. THIS THING CAN SELL ANYTHING, 192 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 193 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,782 THIS THING IS A TRAP. THIS THING CAN SELL ANYTHING, BUT YOU MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT 194 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 195 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:42,388 THIS THING CAN SELL ANYTHING, BUT YOU MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT THIS GROWS UP AND IT GETS HIGH 196 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 197 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,990 BUT YOU MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT THIS GROWS UP AND IT GETS HIGH MARKS ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS 198 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 199 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,259 THIS GROWS UP AND IT GETS HIGH MARKS ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS Ds IN SCHOOL. 200 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 201 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:51,230 MARKS ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS Ds IN SCHOOL. THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES THE CAR, 202 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 203 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,797 Ds IN SCHOOL. THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES THE CAR, DRIVING ALL AROUND THE CITY, 204 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 205 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,867 THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES THE CAR, DRIVING ALL AROUND THE CITY, HAS NO LICENSE, HAS NO DRIVER'S 206 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 207 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:58,270 DRIVING ALL AROUND THE CITY, HAS NO LICENSE, HAS NO DRIVER'S PERMIT, COMES BACK AND THEN 208 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 209 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:01,139 HAS NO LICENSE, HAS NO DRIVER'S PERMIT, COMES BACK AND THEN SAYS, "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" 210 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 211 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,676 PERMIT, COMES BACK AND THEN SAYS, "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS 212 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 213 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:06,178 SAYS, "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING. 214 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 215 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:09,715 I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING. THIS IS TOTALLY DISHONEST. 216 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 217 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:10,482 FALSE ADVERTISING. THIS IS TOTALLY DISHONEST. >> THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER 218 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 219 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,149 THIS IS TOTALLY DISHONEST. >> THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE? 220 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 221 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,851 >> THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE? >> LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE TIMES 222 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 223 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,220 ONE? >> LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE TIMES AND THERE AREN'T MANY WHEN I 224 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 225 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:17,556 >> LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE TIMES AND THERE AREN'T MANY WHEN I DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE 226 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 227 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,224 AND THERE AREN'T MANY WHEN I DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE NOW. 228 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 229 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,293 DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE NOW. NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR LITTLE 230 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 231 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:24,730 NOW. NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR LITTLE RUDY, ONE DAY SHE'S GOING TO BE 232 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 233 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,833 NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR LITTLE RUDY, ONE DAY SHE'S GOING TO BE GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY 234 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 235 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:30,536 RUDY, ONE DAY SHE'S GOING TO BE GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY WIFE BACK. 236 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 237 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:31,637 GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY WIFE BACK. >> WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT SO SURE 238 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 239 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:32,671 WIFE BACK. >> WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT SO SURE THAT THIS FEELING'S GOING TO 240 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 241 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:33,539 >> WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT SO SURE THAT THIS FEELING'S GOING TO GO AWAY. 242 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 243 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:35,173 THAT THIS FEELING'S GOING TO GO AWAY. >> WELL YOU JUST TELL IT 244 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 245 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,610 GO AWAY. >> WELL YOU JUST TELL IT TO GO AWAY. 246 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 247 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:39,544 >> WELL YOU JUST TELL IT TO GO AWAY. >> BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE 248 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 249 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,380 TO GO AWAY. >> BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE IT'S A VERY DEEP FEELING. 250 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 251 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:42,480 >> BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE IT'S A VERY DEEP FEELING. >> I WANT YOU TO SAY TO IT 252 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 253 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:47,219 IT'S A VERY DEEP FEELING. >> I WANT YOU TO SAY TO IT DEEPLY, "GO AWAY." 254 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 255 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:48,320 >> I WANT YOU TO SAY TO IT DEEPLY, "GO AWAY." >> I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S GOING 256 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 257 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,421 DEEPLY, "GO AWAY." >> I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S GOING TO WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT 258 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 259 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,088 >> I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S GOING TO WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 260 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 261 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:50,756 TO WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO TAKE 262 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 263 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:51,657 LATER. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO TAKE THE BABY HOME. 264 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 265 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,025 RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO TAKE THE BABY HOME. >> GOOD, AND DON'T YOU 266 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 267 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:57,163 THE BABY HOME. >> GOOD, AND DON'T YOU COME BACK ANYMORE. 268 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 269 00:04:57,165 --> 00:05:01,200 >> GOOD, AND DON'T YOU COME BACK ANYMORE. YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER. 270 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 271 00:05:01,202 --> 00:05:04,603 COME BACK ANYMORE. YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER. >> HEY DAD! 272 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 273 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,405 YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER. >> HEY DAD! WHAT DID I DO? 274 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 275 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:11,543 >> HEY DAD! WHAT DID I DO? >> YOU USED TO SMELL GOOD. 276 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 277 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:20,186 >> DAD, WHERE'S THE BABY? >> OH, MOM TOOK THE BABY BACK. >> WELL, DIDN'T SHE LIKE IT? 278 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 279 00:05:20,188 --> 00:05:22,587 >> OH, MOM TOOK THE BABY BACK. >> WELL, DIDN'T SHE LIKE IT? >> YEAH, SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH. 280 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 281 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,421 >> WELL, DIDN'T SHE LIKE IT? >> YEAH, SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH. >> WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT 282 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 283 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,322 >> YEAH, SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH. >> WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT BACK? 284 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 285 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,390 >> WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT BACK? >> WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR MOM 286 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 287 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:26,625 BACK? >> WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR MOM WANTS TO HAVE A BABY, SHE'S 288 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 289 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:27,659 >> WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR MOM WANTS TO HAVE A BABY, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT 290 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 291 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,228 WANTS TO HAVE A BABY, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT HERSELF. 292 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 293 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:30,195 GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT HERSELF. >> YOU COULD JUST BRING ONE HOME 294 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 295 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:31,463 HERSELF. >> YOU COULD JUST BRING ONE HOME FROM WORK. 296 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 297 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,931 >> YOU COULD JUST BRING ONE HOME FROM WORK. >> [LAUGHING] 298 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 299 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,266 FROM WORK. >> [LAUGHING] >> MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY? 300 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 301 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:35,901 >> [LAUGHING] >> MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY? >> SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, 302 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 303 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:36,868 >> MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY? >> SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, DEAR. 304 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 305 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,337 >> SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT, DEAR. >> DO WE WANT ANOTHER ONE? 306 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 307 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,305 DEAR. >> DO WE WANT ANOTHER ONE? >> I LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS HERE. 308 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 309 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:42,708 >> DO WE WANT ANOTHER ONE? >> I LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS HERE. >> ANOTHER BABY? 310 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 311 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:43,875 >> I LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS HERE. >> ANOTHER BABY? >> LOOK, SHE'S JUST THINKING 312 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 313 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:44,910 >> ANOTHER BABY? >> LOOK, SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 314 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 315 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,745 >> LOOK, SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. >> WELL, DON'T WE GET A VOTE? 316 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 317 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,379 ABOUT IT. >> WELL, DON'T WE GET A VOTE? >> A VOTE, FOR WHAT? 318 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 319 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:49,581 >> WELL, DON'T WE GET A VOTE? >> A VOTE, FOR WHAT? DINNER? 320 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 321 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,816 >> A VOTE, FOR WHAT? DINNER? HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA. 322 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 323 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:51,883 DINNER? HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA. >> WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT 324 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 325 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:52,651 HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA. >> WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT DINNER. 326 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 327 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,620 >> WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT DINNER. >> WHAT IS THIS, A DICTATORSHIP? 328 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 329 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,154 DINNER. >> WHAT IS THIS, A DICTATORSHIP? >> WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR? 330 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 331 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,256 >> WHAT IS THIS, A DICTATORSHIP? >> WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR? >> WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR 332 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 333 00:05:57,258 --> 00:05:58,457 >> WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR? >> WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR ANYTHING. 334 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 335 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,959 >> WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR ANYTHING. >> IT IS A DICTATORSHIP. 336 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 337 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:01,493 ANYTHING. >> IT IS A DICTATORSHIP. >> IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK 338 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 339 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:02,661 >> IT IS A DICTATORSHIP. >> IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY? 340 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 341 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:03,662 >> IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY? >> ABOUT WHAT? 342 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 343 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,530 ABOUT IT, OKAY? >> ABOUT WHAT? >> MOM AND A BABY. 344 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 345 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,666 >> ABOUT WHAT? >> MOM AND A BABY. >> MOM'S PREGNANT? 346 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 347 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,501 >> MOM AND A BABY. >> MOM'S PREGNANT? >> NO, MOM IS NOT PREGNANT. 348 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 349 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:13,072 >> MOM'S PREGNANT? >> NO, MOM IS NOT PREGNANT. >> OH, AH. 350 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 351 00:06:13,074 --> 00:06:16,909 >> NO, MOM IS NOT PREGNANT. >> OH, AH. >> "OH, AH." 352 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 353 00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:19,378 >> OH, AH. >> "OH, AH." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, DENISE? 354 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 355 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,178 >> "OH, AH." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, DENISE? >> WELL NO OFFENSE, DADDY, 356 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 357 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,447 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, DENISE? >> WELL NO OFFENSE, DADDY, BUT YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING 358 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 359 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:25,017 >> WELL NO OFFENSE, DADDY, BUT YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING UP THERE. 360 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 361 00:06:25,019 --> 00:06:26,685 BUT YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING UP THERE. >> YOU SAY THAT TO SAY WHAT? 362 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 363 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,487 UP THERE. >> YOU SAY THAT TO SAY WHAT? >> SHE MEANS YOU'RE OLD. 364 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 365 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:29,287 >> YOU SAY THAT TO SAY WHAT? >> SHE MEANS YOU'RE OLD. SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO HURT 366 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 367 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:30,522 >> SHE MEANS YOU'RE OLD. SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 368 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 369 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,991 SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. >> AND YOU DO. 370 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 371 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,093 YOUR FEELINGS. >> AND YOU DO. >> HEY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE 372 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 373 00:06:34,095 --> 00:06:35,160 >> AND YOU DO. >> HEY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE OLD. 374 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 375 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:35,960 >> HEY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE OLD. >> DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK 376 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 377 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,262 OLD. >> DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK YOU'RE DECREPIT OR ANYTHING. 378 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 379 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:38,830 >> DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK YOU'RE DECREPIT OR ANYTHING. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN OLDER PEOPLE 380 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 381 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,232 YOU'RE DECREPIT OR ANYTHING. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN OLDER PEOPLE HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF 382 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 383 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:43,735 IT'S JUST THAT WHEN OLDER PEOPLE HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING. 384 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 385 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,238 HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING. >> I MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE I 386 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 387 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,773 EMBARRASSING. >> I MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO ARE MUCH 388 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 389 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,577 >> I MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO ARE MUCH OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND I 390 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 391 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:54,045 HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO ARE MUCH OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND I AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARENTS. 392 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 393 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:59,117 OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND I AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARENTS. NOW IF YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDE 394 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 395 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,521 AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARENTS. NOW IF YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDE TO HAVE A BABY, I AM QUITE SURE 396 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 397 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,956 NOW IF YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDE TO HAVE A BABY, I AM QUITE SURE THAT WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE 398 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 399 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:08,327 TO HAVE A BABY, I AM QUITE SURE THAT WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. 400 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 401 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:13,665 THAT WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. >> HEY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU WAIT? 402 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 403 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:17,336 GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. >> HEY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU WAIT? >> WE SHOULD'VE WAITED WITH YOU. 404 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 405 00:07:17,338 --> 00:07:19,505 >> HEY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU WAIT? >> WE SHOULD'VE WAITED WITH YOU. NOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT 406 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 407 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,106 >> WE SHOULD'VE WAITED WITH YOU. NOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT MADE UP OUR MINDS. 408 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 409 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,408 NOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT MADE UP OUR MINDS. WE JUST DON'T KNOW. 410 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 411 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:24,476 MADE UP OUR MINDS. WE JUST DON'T KNOW. NOW IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS? 412 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 413 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:25,643 WE JUST DON'T KNOW. NOW IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS? >> GOOD. 414 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 415 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:26,912 NOW IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS? >> GOOD. >> WHAT'S THAT FOR? 416 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 417 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:27,779 >> GOOD. >> WHAT'S THAT FOR? >> NOTHING. 418 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 419 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,214 >> WHAT'S THAT FOR? >> NOTHING. >> NO NO, YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE 420 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 421 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:32,451 >> NOTHING. >> NO NO, YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE WORDS OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT. 422 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 423 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:33,952 >> NO NO, YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE WORDS OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT. >> NOTHING, DADDY. 424 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 425 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,020 WORDS OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT. >> NOTHING, DADDY. IT'S YOUR LIFE. 426 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 427 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:40,492 >> NOTHING, DADDY. IT'S YOUR LIFE. JUST DON'T BLOW IT. 428 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 429 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:41,659 IT'S YOUR LIFE. JUST DON'T BLOW IT. >> I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T HOLD 430 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 431 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,096 JUST DON'T BLOW IT. >> I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T HOLD BACK. 432 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 433 00:07:44,098 --> 00:07:44,963 >> I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T HOLD BACK. >> I'M HOME! 434 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 435 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,431 BACK. >> I'M HOME! >> NOW LOOK, YOUR MOM IS HERE. 436 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 437 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,600 >> I'M HOME! >> NOW LOOK, YOUR MOM IS HERE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST ACT 438 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 439 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,201 >> NOW LOOK, YOUR MOM IS HERE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST ACT NORMALLY, OKAY? 440 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 441 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,002 I WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST ACT NORMALLY, OKAY? >> HI. 442 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 443 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:56,542 NORMALLY, OKAY? >> HI. >> HEY! 444 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 445 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:16,294 >> THEY JUST LOVE TO LOOK AT YOU, DEAR. SO DO I. 446 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 447 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:21,032 >> TODAY, I SAW THE MOST WONDERFUL THING AT THE SUPERMARKET. 448 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 449 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:21,900 THE MOST WONDERFUL THING AT THE SUPERMARKET. LOOK AT THIS. 450 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 451 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,502 AT THE SUPERMARKET. LOOK AT THIS. >> DIAPERS. 452 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 453 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:24,436 LOOK AT THIS. >> DIAPERS. >> WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HOW THEY'VE 454 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 455 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:25,637 >> DIAPERS. >> WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HOW THEY'VE IMPROVED THEM. 456 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 457 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,805 >> WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HOW THEY'VE IMPROVED THEM. I PROMISE YOU, 5 YEARS AGO, 458 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 459 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,072 IMPROVED THEM. I PROMISE YOU, 5 YEARS AGO, WE HAD NOTHING LIKE THIS. 460 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 461 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,775 I PROMISE YOU, 5 YEARS AGO, WE HAD NOTHING LIKE THIS. NOW, WATCH THIS. 462 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 463 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,644 WE HAD NOTHING LIKE THIS. NOW, WATCH THIS. YOU CAN PULL THIS THING OPEN 464 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 465 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:37,015 NOW, WATCH THIS. YOU CAN PULL THIS THING OPEN AND PEAK INSIDE 466 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 467 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,584 YOU CAN PULL THIS THING OPEN AND PEAK INSIDE AND CLOSE IT BACK UP AGAIN. 468 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 469 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,553 AND PEAK INSIDE AND CLOSE IT BACK UP AGAIN. RIP, SNAP! 470 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 471 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:46,291 AND CLOSE IT BACK UP AGAIN. RIP, SNAP! WHAT DO YOU THINK? 472 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 473 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,966 >> I'LL BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. I JUST WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. 474 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 475 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,567 >> NO, THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. I JUST WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. HELLO, MRS. BURKE? 476 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 477 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,269 I JUST WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. HELLO, MRS. BURKE? WELL, HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT 478 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 479 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:58,636 HELLO, MRS. BURKE? WELL, HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT SINCE I WAS GONE? 480 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 481 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,305 WELL, HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT SINCE I WAS GONE? >> [LAUGHING] 482 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 483 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,340 SINCE I WAS GONE? >> [LAUGHING] >> THIS IS MRS. BURKE. 484 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 485 00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:02,774 >> [LAUGHING] >> THIS IS MRS. BURKE. THIS IS MY WIFE, CLAIR. 486 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 487 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:03,442 >> THIS IS MRS. BURKE. THIS IS MY WIFE, CLAIR. >> HELLO. 488 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 489 00:09:03,444 --> 00:09:04,176 THIS IS MY WIFE, CLAIR. >> HELLO. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, CLAIR. 490 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 491 00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:06,078 >> HELLO. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, CLAIR. >> MRS. BURKE IS A REGULAR, 492 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 493 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,780 >> NICE TO MEET YOU, CLAIR. >> MRS. BURKE IS A REGULAR, AND MRS. BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD. 494 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 495 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:09,814 >> MRS. BURKE IS A REGULAR, AND MRS. BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD. >> PLEASE, DOCTOR. 496 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 497 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,416 AND MRS. BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD. >> PLEASE, DOCTOR. >> PLEASE, MY WIFE IS UP THERE 498 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 499 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,284 >> PLEASE, DOCTOR. >> PLEASE, MY WIFE IS UP THERE TOO. 500 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 501 00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:13,618 >> PLEASE, MY WIFE IS UP THERE TOO. >> OH THANK YOU, CLIFF. 502 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 503 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,519 TOO. >> OH THANK YOU, CLIFF. >> WELL NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, 504 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 505 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:15,320 >> OH THANK YOU, CLIFF. >> WELL NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, I'M OLDER THAN EVERYBODY 506 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 507 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,888 >> WELL NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, I'M OLDER THAN EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM. 508 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 509 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,722 I'M OLDER THAN EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM. SO, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SIT 510 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 511 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,091 IN THIS ROOM. SO, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SIT DOWN HERE. 512 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 513 00:09:19,093 --> 00:09:21,326 SO, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SIT DOWN HERE. NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU PLEASE 514 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 515 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,029 DOWN HERE. NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY CHILDREN 516 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 517 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:24,896 NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY CHILDREN YOU HAVE. 518 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 519 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,064 TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY CHILDREN YOU HAVE. >> TWELVE. 520 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 521 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,967 YOU HAVE. >> TWELVE. >> TWELVE, AND YOU'RE BACK 522 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 523 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,101 >> TWELVE. >> TWELVE, AND YOU'RE BACK AGAIN. 524 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 525 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,104 >> TWELVE, AND YOU'RE BACK AGAIN. >> YEP, 13. 526 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 527 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,839 AGAIN. >> YEP, 13. >> THIRTEEN TIMES. 528 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 529 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:36,108 >> YEP, 13. >> THIRTEEN TIMES. >> THIRTEEN. 530 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 531 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,042 >> THIRTEEN TIMES. >> THIRTEEN. >> YES. 532 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 533 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,443 >> THIRTEEN. >> YES. >> UH MRS. BURKE, MAY I ASK YOU 534 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 535 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,244 >> YES. >> UH MRS. BURKE, MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 536 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 537 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,012 >> UH MRS. BURKE, MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION? >> OH SURE. 538 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 539 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:42,014 A QUESTION? >> OH SURE. >> TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR. 540 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 541 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,182 >> OH SURE. >> TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR. >> WELL, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING 542 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 543 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:47,018 >> TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR. >> WELL, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING PERSONAL, BUT WHERE DID YOU GET 544 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 545 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,019 >> WELL, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING PERSONAL, BUT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT DRESS? 546 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 547 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:48,753 PERSONAL, BUT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT DRESS? >> THIS? 548 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 549 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:49,988 THAT DRESS? >> THIS? >> THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC AND 550 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 551 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,223 >> THIS? >> THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC AND YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH 552 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 553 00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:52,324 >> THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC AND YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH 12 CHILDREN. 554 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 555 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:54,226 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH 12 CHILDREN. HOW DO YOU DO IT? 556 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 557 00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:55,360 12 CHILDREN. HOW DO YOU DO IT? >> WELL, I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, 558 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 559 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,128 HOW DO YOU DO IT? >> WELL, I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OF COURSE. 560 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 561 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:57,529 >> WELL, I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OF COURSE. AND YOU KNOW, THE CHILDREN KEEP 562 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 563 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:58,430 OF COURSE. AND YOU KNOW, THE CHILDREN KEEP ME YOUNG. 564 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 565 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,998 AND YOU KNOW, THE CHILDREN KEEP ME YOUNG. IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I HAVE, 566 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 567 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,900 ME YOUNG. IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I HAVE, THE YOUNGER I FEEL. 568 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 569 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,635 IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I HAVE, THE YOUNGER I FEEL. >> OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. 570 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 571 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,471 THE YOUNGER I FEEL. >> OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. I HAVE A VERY BUSY OFFICE AND-- 572 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 573 00:10:05,473 --> 00:10:06,405 >> OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. I HAVE A VERY BUSY OFFICE AND-- >> MRS. BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME 574 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 575 00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:07,206 I HAVE A VERY BUSY OFFICE AND-- >> MRS. BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR A COFFEE? 576 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 577 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:07,973 >> MRS. BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR A COFFEE? >> OH, I WOULD LOVE TO. 578 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 579 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,007 FOR A COFFEE? >> OH, I WOULD LOVE TO. >> NO DEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME. 580 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 581 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,075 >> OH, I WOULD LOVE TO. >> NO DEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME. YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 582 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 583 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,210 >> NO DEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME. YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK. >> JUST LET ME CALL MY 584 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 585 00:10:11,212 --> 00:10:11,977 YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK. >> JUST LET ME CALL MY BABYSITTER. 586 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 587 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,544 >> JUST LET ME CALL MY BABYSITTER. >> BABYSITTERS. 588 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 589 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,813 BABYSITTER. >> BABYSITTERS. >> [LAUGHING] 590 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 591 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:17,849 >> BABYSITTERS. >> [LAUGHING] >> CLIFF, THAT WOMAN! 592 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 593 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:18,783 >> [LAUGHING] >> CLIFF, THAT WOMAN! >> THIRTEEN. 594 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 595 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:19,551 >> CLIFF, THAT WOMAN! >> THIRTEEN. >> I KNOW. 596 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 597 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:20,585 >> THIRTEEN. >> I KNOW. DID YOU SEE HOW SHE LOOKS? 598 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 599 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:21,753 >> I KNOW. DID YOU SEE HOW SHE LOOKS? INCREDIBLE. 600 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 601 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,054 DID YOU SEE HOW SHE LOOKS? INCREDIBLE. THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE. 602 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 603 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,022 INCREDIBLE. THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE. SHE'S LAUGHING. 604 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 605 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,691 THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE. SHE'S LAUGHING. >> SHE'S GOT TO LAUGH. 606 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 607 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,627 SHE'S LAUGHING. >> SHE'S GOT TO LAUGH. THAT WOMAN HAS A BASEBALL TEAM 608 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 609 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,229 >> SHE'S GOT TO LAUGH. THAT WOMAN HAS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH FOUR PINCH HITTERS. 610 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 611 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,098 THAT WOMAN HAS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH FOUR PINCH HITTERS. >> SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE 612 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 613 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:33,965 WITH FOUR PINCH HITTERS. >> SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE INSPIRATION. 614 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 615 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,600 >> SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE INSPIRATION. >> DEAR, MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD 616 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 617 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:36,634 INSPIRATION. >> DEAR, MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD FIVE. 618 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 619 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,069 >> DEAR, MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD FIVE. YOU COULD BE HER EIGHT CHILDREN 620 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 621 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,937 FIVE. YOU COULD BE HER EIGHT CHILDREN FROM NOW. 622 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 623 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:40,805 YOU COULD BE HER EIGHT CHILDREN FROM NOW. >> WELL, I HOPE I LOOK 624 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 625 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:41,773 FROM NOW. >> WELL, I HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD. 626 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 627 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,208 >> WELL, I HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD. OH CLIFF, THANKS 628 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 629 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:47,412 THAT GOOD. OH CLIFF, THANKS FOR INTRODUCING US. 630 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 631 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,079 OH CLIFF, THANKS FOR INTRODUCING US. >> IT WAS A GOOD IDEA 632 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 633 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,715 FOR INTRODUCING US. >> IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME. 634 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 635 00:10:56,154 --> 00:11:03,194 >> AND SO THE WOLF SAID, "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN! 636 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 637 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,430 "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN! LET ME IN!" 638 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 639 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,264 LET ME IN! LET ME IN!" DO YOU LIKE THAT VOICE? 640 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 641 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,867 LET ME IN!" DO YOU LIKE THAT VOICE? >> NO! 642 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 643 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:09,501 DO YOU LIKE THAT VOICE? >> NO! >> WHY? 644 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 645 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,836 >> NO! >> WHY? >> YOU DID IT DIFFERENT BEFORE? 646 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 647 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:12,604 >> WHY? >> YOU DID IT DIFFERENT BEFORE? >> WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT 648 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 649 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:13,471 >> YOU DID IT DIFFERENT BEFORE? >> WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT WOLF. 650 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 651 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,674 >> WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT WOLF. >> IT'S THE SAME STORY. 652 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 653 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,809 WOLF. >> IT'S THE SAME STORY. >> YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. 654 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 655 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,611 >> IT'S THE SAME STORY. >> YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WAS THE WOLF FROM 656 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 657 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:20,712 >> YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WAS THE WOLF FROM "LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD." 658 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 659 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,946 THAT WAS THE WOLF FROM "LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD." THE ONE FOR "THE LITTLE PIGS," 660 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 661 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,981 "LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD." THE ONE FOR "THE LITTLE PIGS," YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY NOSE, 662 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 663 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,016 THE ONE FOR "THE LITTLE PIGS," YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY NOSE, REMEMBER? 664 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 665 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,083 YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY NOSE, REMEMBER? NOW, GO AHEAD. 666 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 667 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:26,984 REMEMBER? NOW, GO AHEAD. GIVE A LITTLE SQUEEZE. 668 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 669 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,185 NOW, GO AHEAD. GIVE A LITTLE SQUEEZE. BE GENTLE NOW. 670 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 671 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,388 GIVE A LITTLE SQUEEZE. BE GENTLE NOW. OKAY, HERE WE GO, "LITTLE PIG, 672 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 673 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:34,692 BE GENTLE NOW. OKAY, HERE WE GO, "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!" 674 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 675 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,328 OKAY, HERE WE GO, "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!" OKAY, LET GO NOW BECAUSE 676 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 677 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,897 LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!" OKAY, LET GO NOW BECAUSE THIS WOLF HAS A COLD. 678 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 679 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,965 OKAY, LET GO NOW BECAUSE THIS WOLF HAS A COLD. >> DAD, CAN WE TALK? 680 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 681 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:41,999 THIS WOLF HAS A COLD. >> DAD, CAN WE TALK? >> UH, YEAH. 682 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 683 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,568 >> DAD, CAN WE TALK? >> UH, YEAH. HERE. 684 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 685 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,836 >> UH, YEAH. HERE. >> WHAT ABOUT THE STORY? 686 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 687 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:45,770 HERE. >> WHAT ABOUT THE STORY? >> ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY. 688 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 689 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:46,738 >> WHAT ABOUT THE STORY? >> ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY. HERE, YOU JUST USE THIS AS 690 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 691 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,240 >> ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY. HERE, YOU JUST USE THIS AS A BOOKMARK AND WE'LL GET BACK TO 692 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 693 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:49,974 HERE, YOU JUST USE THIS AS A BOOKMARK AND WE'LL GET BACK TO IT. 694 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 695 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,511 A BOOKMARK AND WE'LL GET BACK TO IT. GO AHEAD. 696 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 697 00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:54,613 IT. GO AHEAD. >> [LAUGHING] 698 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 699 00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:56,848 GO AHEAD. >> [LAUGHING] >> ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME. 700 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 701 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,783 >> [LAUGHING] >> ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME. >> DAD, IT'S ABOUT THE BABY. 702 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 703 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,551 >> ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME. >> DAD, IT'S ABOUT THE BABY. >> YOUR MOTHER AND I MAY NOT 704 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 705 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,353 >> DAD, IT'S ABOUT THE BABY. >> YOUR MOTHER AND I MAY NOT HAVE A BABY, BUT I CERTAINLY DO 706 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 707 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,487 >> YOUR MOTHER AND I MAY NOT HAVE A BABY, BUT I CERTAINLY DO HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING 708 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 709 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,857 HAVE A BABY, BUT I CERTAINLY DO HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY 710 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 711 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,025 HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY ABOUT. 712 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 713 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,060 WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY ABOUT. >> YEAH DAD, I MEAN WHAT IF YOU 714 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 715 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,695 ABOUT. >> YEAH DAD, I MEAN WHAT IF YOU DO HAVE IT? 716 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 717 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:11,996 >> YEAH DAD, I MEAN WHAT IF YOU DO HAVE IT? >> YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BE 718 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 719 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,832 DO HAVE IT? >> YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BE UNHAPPY, AREN'T YOU? 720 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 721 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,733 >> YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BE UNHAPPY, AREN'T YOU? >> MY FRIEND DEIDRE HAS A NEW 722 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 723 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,436 UNHAPPY, AREN'T YOU? >> MY FRIEND DEIDRE HAS A NEW BABY AND SHE SAYS IT'S HORRIBLE. 724 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 725 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,638 >> MY FRIEND DEIDRE HAS A NEW BABY AND SHE SAYS IT'S HORRIBLE. IT CRIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL. 726 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 727 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,141 BABY AND SHE SAYS IT'S HORRIBLE. IT CRIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL. AND DAD, BABIES DO NOT SMELL 728 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 729 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:27,078 IT CRIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL. AND DAD, BABIES DO NOT SMELL THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME. 730 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 731 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,446 AND DAD, BABIES DO NOT SMELL THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME. COULDN'T WE FORGET ABOUT A BABY 732 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 733 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,415 THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME. COULDN'T WE FORGET ABOUT A BABY AND GET A DOG? 734 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 735 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,984 COULDN'T WE FORGET ABOUT A BABY AND GET A DOG? I MEAN DOGS SMELL GREAT! 736 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 737 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,286 AND GET A DOG? I MEAN DOGS SMELL GREAT! >> NO, THEY DON'T. 738 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 739 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,788 I MEAN DOGS SMELL GREAT! >> NO, THEY DON'T. >> WELL, THEY SMELL BETTER THAN 740 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 741 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:38,556 >> NO, THEY DON'T. >> WELL, THEY SMELL BETTER THAN BABIES DO. 742 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 743 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,992 >> WELL, THEY SMELL BETTER THAN BABIES DO. >> ONLY TO OTHER DOGS. 744 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 745 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,493 BABIES DO. >> ONLY TO OTHER DOGS. NOW COME HERE PLEASE, DEAR. 746 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 747 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,162 >> ONLY TO OTHER DOGS. NOW COME HERE PLEASE, DEAR. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE COMES 748 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 749 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,730 NOW COME HERE PLEASE, DEAR. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE COMES INTO THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS 750 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 751 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,765 NOW, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE COMES INTO THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED BY US. 752 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 753 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,399 INTO THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED BY US. YOU UNDERSTAND? 754 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 755 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,301 BE LOVED BY US. YOU UNDERSTAND? NOW, I KNOW YOU WORRY. 756 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 757 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:50,501 YOU UNDERSTAND? NOW, I KNOW YOU WORRY. YOU COMPLAIN. 758 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 759 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,070 NOW, I KNOW YOU WORRY. YOU COMPLAIN. YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE ARE 760 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 761 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,539 YOU COMPLAIN. YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER, BUT 762 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 763 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,940 YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER, BUT THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU 764 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 765 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,375 NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER, BUT THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? 766 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 767 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,143 THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? YOU ARE OUR VANESSA. 768 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 769 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,878 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? YOU ARE OUR VANESSA. UNDERSTAND? 770 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 771 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,946 YOU ARE OUR VANESSA. UNDERSTAND? >> I LOVE YOU, DADDY. 772 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 773 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,448 UNDERSTAND? >> I LOVE YOU, DADDY. THAT MAKES ME FEEL REAL HAPPY. 774 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 775 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,516 >> I LOVE YOU, DADDY. THAT MAKES ME FEEL REAL HAPPY. >> YES, AND I KNOW THIS FEELING 776 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 777 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:07,652 THAT MAKES ME FEEL REAL HAPPY. >> YES, AND I KNOW THIS FEELING SHALL PASS. 778 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 779 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:14,793 >> WHO IS THAT? >> I ASKED MAMA TO COME OVER. >> OH REALLY? 780 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 781 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,560 >> I ASKED MAMA TO COME OVER. >> OH REALLY? >> MOM! 782 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 783 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,629 >> OH REALLY? >> MOM! >> CLAIR! 784 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 785 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,563 >> MOM! >> CLAIR! CLIFF! 786 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 787 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,965 >> CLAIR! CLIFF! >> MY FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW. 788 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 789 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,400 CLIFF! >> MY FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW. >> OH VANESSA! 790 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 791 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,769 >> MY FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW. >> OH VANESSA! OH MY BABY! 792 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 793 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,305 >> OH VANESSA! OH MY BABY! GIRL, YOU GETTIN' OLDER EVERY 794 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 795 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,306 OH MY BABY! GIRL, YOU GETTIN' OLDER EVERY DAY. 796 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 797 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,640 GIRL, YOU GETTIN' OLDER EVERY DAY. >> DOESN'T EVERYONE? 798 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 799 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,109 DAY. >> DOESN'T EVERYONE? >> NOT ME. 800 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 801 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,445 >> DOESN'T EVERYONE? >> NOT ME. >> HAVE A SIT DOWN, MOM. 802 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 803 00:13:33,447 --> 00:13:34,379 >> NOT ME. >> HAVE A SIT DOWN, MOM. >> OH, MOM AND I ARE GOING TO 804 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 805 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,347 >> HAVE A SIT DOWN, MOM. >> OH, MOM AND I ARE GOING TO TALK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO 806 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 807 00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:36,247 >> OH, MOM AND I ARE GOING TO TALK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO WOMAN. 808 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 809 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,482 TALK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO WOMAN. >> WOMAN TO--IS YOUR MOTHER 810 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 811 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,451 WOMAN. >> WOMAN TO--IS YOUR MOTHER GOING TO HAVE A BABY TOO? 812 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 813 00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:40,785 >> WOMAN TO--IS YOUR MOTHER GOING TO HAVE A BABY TOO? >> COME ON, MAMA, LET'S GO. 814 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 815 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,355 GOING TO HAVE A BABY TOO? >> COME ON, MAMA, LET'S GO. >> CLAIR, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 816 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 817 00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:44,188 >> COME ON, MAMA, LET'S GO. >> CLAIR, WHAT'S THE MATTER? >> I DON'T KNOW. 818 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 819 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:48,092 >> CLAIR, WHAT'S THE MATTER? >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. 820 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 821 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,627 >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. >> FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, DAD. 822 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 823 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,195 YOU TELL ME. >> FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, DAD. >> YOU READ MY MIND. 824 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 825 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,231 >> FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, DAD. >> YOU READ MY MIND. >> NOW, ARE YOU READY TO LOSE? 826 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 827 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:57,668 >> YOU READ MY MIND. >> NOW, ARE YOU READY TO LOSE? >> [LAUGHING] I LOVE YOU MY BOY. 828 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 829 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,304 >> NOW, ARE YOU READY TO LOSE? >> [LAUGHING] I LOVE YOU MY BOY. PLAY AGAINST ME, YOU BETTER BE 830 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 831 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,306 >> [LAUGHING] I LOVE YOU MY BOY. PLAY AGAINST ME, YOU BETTER BE READY TO BURN THOSE SAD SNEAKERS 832 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 833 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,308 PLAY AGAINST ME, YOU BETTER BE READY TO BURN THOSE SAD SNEAKERS YOU HAVE. 834 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 835 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,141 READY TO BURN THOSE SAD SNEAKERS YOU HAVE. >> HEY GRANDMA! 836 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 837 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,711 YOU HAVE. >> HEY GRANDMA! >> HEY BABY! 838 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 839 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,445 >> HEY GRANDMA! >> HEY BABY! >> YOU DON'T SEE US. 840 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 841 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,546 >> HEY BABY! >> YOU DON'T SEE US. THIS IS NOT US. 842 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 843 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,447 >> YOU DON'T SEE US. THIS IS NOT US. YOU THINK YOU SEE US, BUT THAT'S 844 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 845 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,317 THIS IS NOT US. YOU THINK YOU SEE US, BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU MISS US SO MUCH. 846 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 847 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,786 YOU THINK YOU SEE US, BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU MISS US SO MUCH. >> SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? 848 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 849 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,120 'CAUSE YOU MISS US SO MUCH. >> SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> MAMA, YESTERDAY I TOUCHED 850 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 851 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,321 >> SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> MAMA, YESTERDAY I TOUCHED A BABY. 852 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 853 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,090 >> MAMA, YESTERDAY I TOUCHED A BABY. >> IS THAT ALL? 854 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 855 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,758 A BABY. >> IS THAT ALL? >> WELL, I THINK I MIGHT WANT 856 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 857 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,792 >> IS THAT ALL? >> WELL, I THINK I MIGHT WANT ANOTHER ONE. 858 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 859 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:22,760 >> WELL, I THINK I MIGHT WANT ANOTHER ONE. >> WHAT HAPPENED? 860 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 861 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:23,828 ANOTHER ONE. >> WHAT HAPPENED? YOU HELD IT, HUH? 862 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 863 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:24,629 >> WHAT HAPPENED? YOU HELD IT, HUH? >> UH-HUH. 864 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 865 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,863 YOU HELD IT, HUH? >> UH-HUH. >> AND YOU SMELLED IT. 866 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 867 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,764 >> UH-HUH. >> AND YOU SMELLED IT. >> UH-HUH. 868 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 869 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,532 >> AND YOU SMELLED IT. >> UH-HUH. >> CLIFF? 870 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 871 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,466 >> UH-HUH. >> CLIFF? >> WELL, HE WOULDN'T SMELL IT. 872 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 873 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,667 >> CLIFF? >> WELL, HE WOULDN'T SMELL IT. >> SMART. 874 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 875 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,202 >> WELL, HE WOULDN'T SMELL IT. >> SMART. >> OH, COME ON. 876 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 877 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,670 >> SMART. >> OH, COME ON. NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS NOW. 878 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 879 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,772 >> OH, COME ON. NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS NOW. I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS PERSON, BUT 880 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 881 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,541 NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS NOW. I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE, TINY 882 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 883 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,476 I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE, TINY BABY AND IT'S SO SOFT AND SO 884 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 885 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:42,280 WHEN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE, TINY BABY AND IT'S SO SOFT AND SO WARM AND HOLD--YOU UNDERSTAND. 886 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 887 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,582 BABY AND IT'S SO SOFT AND SO WARM AND HOLD--YOU UNDERSTAND. >> YES, IT'S THE TRAP. 888 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 889 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,016 WARM AND HOLD--YOU UNDERSTAND. >> YES, IT'S THE TRAP. >> YOU TOO, HUH? 890 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 891 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:46,718 >> YES, IT'S THE TRAP. >> YOU TOO, HUH? >> LOOK CLAIR, WHAT YOU'RE GOING 892 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 893 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,119 >> YOU TOO, HUH? >> LOOK CLAIR, WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IS NOT NEW. 894 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 895 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,153 >> LOOK CLAIR, WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IS NOT NEW. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU AND CLIFF GOT 896 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 897 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,388 THROUGH IS NOT NEW. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU AND CLIFF GOT MARRIED, WHAT DID I SAY? 898 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 899 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,155 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU AND CLIFF GOT MARRIED, WHAT DID I SAY? >> YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE 900 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 901 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:51,856 MARRIED, WHAT DID I SAY? >> YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE A CHILD. 902 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 903 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:52,657 >> YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE A CHILD. >> WHY? 904 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 905 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,692 A CHILD. >> WHY? >> REVENGE. 906 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 907 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,394 >> WHY? >> REVENGE. >> IF YOU WANT THE JOY OF 908 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 909 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,029 >> REVENGE. >> IF YOU WANT THE JOY OF A CHILD WITHOUT THE BOTHER, 910 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 911 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,831 >> IF YOU WANT THE JOY OF A CHILD WITHOUT THE BOTHER, THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER. 912 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 913 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,165 A CHILD WITHOUT THE BOTHER, THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER. >> GRANDCHILDREN. 914 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 915 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,634 THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER. >> GRANDCHILDREN. >> THEY'RE PERFECT. 916 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 917 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,436 >> GRANDCHILDREN. >> THEY'RE PERFECT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO 918 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 919 00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:07,271 >> THEY'RE PERFECT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO HOME. 920 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 921 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,807 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO HOME. >> MAMA, DIDN'T YOU WANT 922 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 923 00:15:08,809 --> 00:15:09,841 HOME. >> MAMA, DIDN'T YOU WANT ANYMORE? 924 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 925 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,342 >> MAMA, DIDN'T YOU WANT ANYMORE? >> NO. 926 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 927 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,143 ANYMORE? >> NO. >> WHY? 928 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 929 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,411 >> NO. >> WHY? >> BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU ARE 930 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 931 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,546 >> WHY? >> BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN YOU HAVE THEM, THE OLDER 932 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 933 00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:16,848 >> BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN YOU HAVE THEM, THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN THEY COME BACK. 934 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 935 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:17,782 WHEN YOU HAVE THEM, THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN THEY COME BACK. >> MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 936 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 937 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,382 YOU ARE WHEN THEY COME BACK. >> MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 938 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 939 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,117 >> MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THEY DON'T COME BACK. 940 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 941 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,252 ABOUT? THEY DON'T COME BACK. >> JOHN AND EDNA MORTON, YOU 942 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 943 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,353 THEY DON'T COME BACK. >> JOHN AND EDNA MORTON, YOU REMEMBER THEM? 944 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 945 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,554 >> JOHN AND EDNA MORTON, YOU REMEMBER THEM? THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE. 946 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 947 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,156 REMEMBER THEM? THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE. SHE CAME BACK. 948 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 949 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,391 THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE. SHE CAME BACK. HER HUSBAND LEFT HER, 950 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 951 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:31,463 SHE CAME BACK. HER HUSBAND LEFT HER, 3 CHILDREN, 14, 11 AND 2. 952 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 953 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:34,432 HER HUSBAND LEFT HER, 3 CHILDREN, 14, 11 AND 2. THEY ALL CAME BACK. 954 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 955 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,301 3 CHILDREN, 14, 11 AND 2. THEY ALL CAME BACK. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, CLAIR? 956 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 957 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,102 THEY ALL CAME BACK. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, CLAIR? IF YOU HAVE ONE NOW, BY THE TIME 958 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 959 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,706 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, CLAIR? IF YOU HAVE ONE NOW, BY THE TIME YOU ARE 70, THEY'LL BE BACK. 960 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 961 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,440 IF YOU HAVE ONE NOW, BY THE TIME YOU ARE 70, THEY'LL BE BACK. >> OKAY MAMA, THAT'S 962 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 963 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,308 YOU ARE 70, THEY'LL BE BACK. >> OKAY MAMA, THAT'S ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT-- 964 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 965 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,043 >> OKAY MAMA, THAT'S ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT-- >> AARON AND MAXINE DAVENPORT 966 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 967 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:48,479 ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT-- >> AARON AND MAXINE DAVENPORT HAVE A SON, 45, HIS WIFE DIES. 968 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 969 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,315 >> AARON AND MAXINE DAVENPORT HAVE A SON, 45, HIS WIFE DIES. HE COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS, 970 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 971 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:54,119 HAVE A SON, 45, HIS WIFE DIES. HE COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS, 23 AND 21. 972 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 973 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,921 HE COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS, 23 AND 21. NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING. 974 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 975 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,023 23 AND 21. NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING. >> OKAY, SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED 976 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 977 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,224 NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING. >> OKAY, SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED INCIDENTS. 978 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 979 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,961 >> OKAY, SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED INCIDENTS. >> SYDNEY AND RAMONA HARTSNAIL, 980 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 981 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,062 INCIDENTS. >> SYDNEY AND RAMONA HARTSNAIL, UNMARRIED DAUGHTER COMES HOME 982 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 983 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:05,963 >> SYDNEY AND RAMONA HARTSNAIL, UNMARRIED DAUGHTER COMES HOME WITH A BABY-- 984 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 985 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:06,664 UNMARRIED DAUGHTER COMES HOME WITH A BABY-- >> MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO, GO 986 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 987 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,165 WITH A BABY-- >> MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO, GO AROUND COLLECTING THESE STORIES? 988 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 989 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,233 >> MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO, GO AROUND COLLECTING THESE STORIES? >> THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES. 990 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 991 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,501 AROUND COLLECTING THESE STORIES? >> THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES. THEY HAPPENED. 992 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 993 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,771 >> THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES. THEY HAPPENED. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU. 994 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 995 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,340 THEY HAPPENED. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU. HOW'S THE FEELING NOW? 996 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 997 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,942 DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU. HOW'S THE FEELING NOW? >> LESS. 998 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 999 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,377 HOW'S THE FEELING NOW? >> LESS. >> TAKE MY ADVICE, 1000 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1001 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,980 >> LESS. >> TAKE MY ADVICE, GRANDCHILDREN. 1002 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1003 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,114 >> TAKE MY ADVICE, GRANDCHILDREN. >> GRANDMA, HI. 1004 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1005 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:27,018 GRANDCHILDREN. >> GRANDMA, HI. >> HELLO--16. 1006 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1007 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,586 >> GRANDMA, HI. >> HELLO--16. YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOUR MAMA, 1008 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1009 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,487 >> HELLO--16. YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOUR MAMA, WON'T YOU? 1010 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1011 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,822 YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOUR MAMA, WON'T YOU? >> WHAT? 1012 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1013 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,856 WON'T YOU? >> WHAT? >> A BABY. 1014 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1015 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,257 >> WHAT? >> A BABY. >> SURE. 1016 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1017 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,659 >> A BABY. >> SURE. >> PROMISE? 1018 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1019 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,427 >> SURE. >> PROMISE? >> YEAH. 1020 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1021 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:39,197 >> PROMISE? >> YEAH. >> WAIT. 1022 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1023 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:39,931 >> YEAH. >> WAIT. >> CAN I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL 1024 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1025 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,566 >> WAIT. >> CAN I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL FIRST? 1026 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1027 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,201 >> CAN I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL FIRST? >> COME ON, CUT THE--NO NO, 1028 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1029 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,670 FIRST? >> COME ON, CUT THE--NO NO, NO YOU DON'T. 1030 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1031 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,672 >> COME ON, CUT THE--NO NO, NO YOU DON'T. NO NO, DON'T EVEN TRY IT! 1032 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1033 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,841 NO YOU DON'T. NO NO, DON'T EVEN TRY IT! YOU BLEW IT AGAIN! 1034 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1035 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:53,711 NO NO, DON'T EVEN TRY IT! YOU BLEW IT AGAIN! ALL RIGHT, LOOK OUT! 1036 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1037 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:05,289 >> THAT PUTS ME TWO AHEAD, DAD. >> YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FOUL 'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED? 1038 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1039 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,692 >> YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FOUL 'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED? >> I'M JUST WARMING UP 1040 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1041 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,127 A FOUL 'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED? >> I'M JUST WARMING UP BUT IF YOU NEED TO REST. 1042 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1043 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,361 >> I'M JUST WARMING UP BUT IF YOU NEED TO REST. >> WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE 1044 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1045 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,431 BUT IF YOU NEED TO REST. >> WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE PLAYED FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN. 1046 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1047 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,566 >> WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE PLAYED FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN. AND WHEN IT GOT TOO DARK, WE 1048 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1049 00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:16,967 PLAYED FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN. AND WHEN IT GOT TOO DARK, WE CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR HAND. 1050 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1051 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:17,902 AND WHEN IT GOT TOO DARK, WE CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR HAND. >> DAD-- 1052 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1053 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:18,569 CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR HAND. >> DAD-- >> WHAT? 1054 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1055 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,537 >> DAD-- >> WHAT? >> DID YOU GET ENOUGH REST OR DO 1056 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1057 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,604 >> WHAT? >> DID YOU GET ENOUGH REST OR DO YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE? 1058 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1059 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,974 >> DID YOU GET ENOUGH REST OR DO YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE? >> HA HA HA. 1060 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1061 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:25,777 YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE? >> HA HA HA. ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER BE ALERT 1062 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1063 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,011 >> HA HA HA. ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER BE ALERT NOW. 1064 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1065 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,112 ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER BE ALERT NOW. SO, YOU'RE UP BY TWO, RIGHT? 1066 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1067 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:33,250 NOW. SO, YOU'RE UP BY TWO, RIGHT? I SCORE TWO AND WE'RE TIED. 1068 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1069 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,756 HEY! 1070 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1071 00:17:53,005 --> 00:18:01,746 YOU NOT GOING FOR THAT ONE? HUH? ALL RIGHT, HEY! 1072 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1073 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,917 FOUL! >> NO WAY! >> FOUL! 1074 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1075 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,719 >> NO WAY! >> FOUL! FOUL! 1076 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1077 00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:09,020 >> FOUL! FOUL! >> THAT WAS A CLEAR MISS, DAD. 1078 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1079 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,388 FOUL! >> THAT WAS A CLEAR MISS, DAD. >> FOUL ALL OVER ME, MAN! 1080 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1081 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,990 >> THAT WAS A CLEAR MISS, DAD. >> FOUL ALL OVER ME, MAN! IT'S A WONDER I CAN GET UP. 1082 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1083 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,258 >> FOUL ALL OVER ME, MAN! IT'S A WONDER I CAN GET UP. FOUL! 1084 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1085 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,160 IT'S A WONDER I CAN GET UP. FOUL! >> HOW COME YOU'RE THE REFEREE? 1086 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1087 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,527 FOUL! >> HOW COME YOU'RE THE REFEREE? >> HEY, I'M NOT THE REFEREE. 1088 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1089 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,395 >> HOW COME YOU'RE THE REFEREE? >> HEY, I'M NOT THE REFEREE. JUST GIVE ME THE BALL. 1090 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1091 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,262 >> HEY, I'M NOT THE REFEREE. JUST GIVE ME THE BALL. >> IT'S NOT FAIR. 1092 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1093 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,230 JUST GIVE ME THE BALL. >> IT'S NOT FAIR. >> TAKE IT UP WITH THE LEAGUE 1094 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1095 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,898 >> IT'S NOT FAIR. >> TAKE IT UP WITH THE LEAGUE COMMISSIONER, OKAY? 1096 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1097 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,466 >> TAKE IT UP WITH THE LEAGUE COMMISSIONER, OKAY? >> BUT THAT'S YOU TOO. 1098 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1099 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,569 COMMISSIONER, OKAY? >> BUT THAT'S YOU TOO. >> GIVE ME THE BALL, ALL RIGHT. 1100 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1101 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:28,038 >> BUT THAT'S YOU TOO. >> GIVE ME THE BALL, ALL RIGHT. AND NOW, DR. H HAS TO MAKE THESE 1102 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1103 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,341 >> GIVE ME THE BALL, ALL RIGHT. AND NOW, DR. H HAS TO MAKE THESE TWO FOUL SHOTS TO TIE YOU. 1104 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1105 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:35,680 AND NOW, DR. H HAS TO MAKE THESE TWO FOUL SHOTS TO TIE YOU. AND SO, HERE WE GO. 1106 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1107 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:48,259 >> DAD, COULD YOU MOVE IT ALONG? I'VE GOT SCHOOL IN 12 HOURS. 1108 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1109 00:18:54,866 --> 00:19:01,105 >> ONE MORE TO TIE. >> JUST SHOOT THE BALL. HEY! 1110 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1111 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,507 >> JUST SHOOT THE BALL. HEY! >> [LAUGHING] 1112 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1113 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,844 HEY! >> [LAUGHING] AND NOW TO EMBARRASS MY SON, 1114 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1115 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:11,716 >> [LAUGHING] AND NOW TO EMBARRASS MY SON, I WILL MAKE IT WITHOUT LOOKING. 1116 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1117 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:35,206 NOW, YOUNG HUXTABLE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN BECAUSE THIS BASKET WINS IT ALL! 1118 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1119 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,007 TO WIN BECAUSE THIS BASKET WINS IT ALL! HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE THING 1120 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1121 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:37,575 WINS IT ALL! HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE THING MISSING. 1122 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1123 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,510 HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE THING MISSING. HE HAS NEVER BEATEN HIS FATHER 1124 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1125 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:45,249 MISSING. HE HAS NEVER BEATEN HIS FATHER IN ALL HIS LIFE EVER! 1126 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1127 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,685 HE HAS NEVER BEATEN HIS FATHER IN ALL HIS LIFE EVER! [LAUGHING] SO SERIOUSLY, 1128 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1129 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,854 IN ALL HIS LIFE EVER! [LAUGHING] SO SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN--DON'T EVEN TRY IT. 1130 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1131 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:56,494 [LAUGHING] SO SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN--DON'T EVEN TRY IT. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! 1132 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1133 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,863 YOU CAN--DON'T EVEN TRY IT. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! >> YEAH! 1134 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1135 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:03,100 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! >> YEAH! HA HA! 1136 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1137 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,002 >> YEAH! HA HA! I WON DAD! 1138 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1139 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,337 HA HA! I WON DAD! I WON! 1140 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1141 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,805 I WON DAD! I WON! >> I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WON. 1142 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1143 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:08,906 I WON! >> I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WON. I SAW IT, I SAW IT! 1144 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1145 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,040 >> I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WON. I SAW IT, I SAW IT! OKAY, OKAY. 1146 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1147 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:10,742 I SAW IT, I SAW IT! OKAY, OKAY. >> YOU BEAT ME HUNDREDS OF 1148 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1149 00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:11,376 OKAY, OKAY. >> YOU BEAT ME HUNDREDS OF TIMES. 1150 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1151 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,076 >> YOU BEAT ME HUNDREDS OF TIMES. >> YES INDEED. 1152 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1153 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,177 TIMES. >> YES INDEED. DON'T HELP ME. 1154 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1155 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,879 >> YES INDEED. DON'T HELP ME. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. 1156 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1157 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,415 DON'T HELP ME. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. >> DAD, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 1158 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1159 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,016 I'LL DO IT MYSELF. >> DAD, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID NOW, 1160 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1161 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,420 >> DAD, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID NOW, YOU'D NEVER BEAT HIM ONCE. 1162 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1163 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,888 IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID NOW, YOU'D NEVER BEAT HIM ONCE. >> HEY MOM, GUESS WHAT? 1164 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1165 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:24,789 YOU'D NEVER BEAT HIM ONCE. >> HEY MOM, GUESS WHAT? YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT-- 1166 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1167 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:25,423 >> HEY MOM, GUESS WHAT? YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT-- >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL 1168 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1169 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,625 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT-- >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL AND TELL EVERYBODY EVERYTHING. 1170 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1171 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:45,509 >> CLAIR. CLAIR. 1172 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1173 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:08,532 CLAIR. OOPS. CAN'T SLEEP, HUH? 1174 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1175 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,334 OOPS. CAN'T SLEEP, HUH? NEITHER CAN I. 1176 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1177 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,902 CAN'T SLEEP, HUH? NEITHER CAN I. SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA 1178 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1179 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,605 NEITHER CAN I. SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA, CLAIR. 1180 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1181 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:19,343 SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA, CLAIR. I'M OLD, CLAIR. 1182 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1183 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:22,846 TELL YA, CLAIR. I'M OLD, CLAIR. AND CLAIR, SO ARE YOU. 1184 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1185 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:25,282 I'M OLD, CLAIR. AND CLAIR, SO ARE YOU. YOU'RE OLD TOO. 1186 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1187 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,951 AND CLAIR, SO ARE YOU. YOU'RE OLD TOO. >> WHAT? 1188 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1189 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:27,952 YOU'RE OLD TOO. >> WHAT? >> I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT, 1190 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1191 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,186 >> WHAT? >> I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT, CLAIR. 1192 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1193 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,589 >> I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT, CLAIR. >> OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME 1194 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1195 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,090 CLAIR. >> OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING TO 1196 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1197 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,059 >> OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME I'M OLD. 1198 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1199 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,861 UP AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME I'M OLD. >> WELL, I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT 1200 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1201 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,030 TELL ME I'M OLD. >> WELL, I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR HOURS SINCE THEO BEAT ME AT 1202 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1203 00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:41,432 >> WELL, I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR HOURS SINCE THEO BEAT ME AT ONE-ON-ONE IN BASKETBALL. 1204 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1205 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,800 FOR HOURS SINCE THEO BEAT ME AT ONE-ON-ONE IN BASKETBALL. I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG 1206 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1207 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,236 ONE-ON-ONE IN BASKETBALL. I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG AS I COULD. 1208 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1209 00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:46,937 I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG AS I COULD. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1210 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1211 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,505 AS I COULD. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WELL, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT 1212 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1213 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,408 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WELL, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BABY, YOU KNOW? 1214 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1215 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,009 >> WELL, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BABY, YOU KNOW? I MEAN WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST 1216 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1217 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,311 THIS BABY, YOU KNOW? I MEAN WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST CHILD, WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE 1218 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1219 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,245 I MEAN WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST CHILD, WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF US. 1220 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1221 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,147 CHILD, WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF US. AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF WE 1222 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1223 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,416 AHEAD OF US. AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF WE HAD ONE NOW, I MEAN BY THE TIME 1224 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1225 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:02,353 AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF WE HAD ONE NOW, I MEAN BY THE TIME THAT CHILD LEAVES HOME, WE WILL 1226 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1227 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:07,291 HAD ONE NOW, I MEAN BY THE TIME THAT CHILD LEAVES HOME, WE WILL BE READY TO GO TO ONE. 1228 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1229 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:11,929 THAT CHILD LEAVES HOME, WE WILL BE READY TO GO TO ONE. >> CLIFF, YOU KNOW THIS FEELING 1230 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1231 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:12,963 BE READY TO GO TO ONE. >> CLIFF, YOU KNOW THIS FEELING I'VE BEEN HAVING? 1232 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1233 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:13,798 >> CLIFF, YOU KNOW THIS FEELING I'VE BEEN HAVING? >> LISTEN, HONEY. 1234 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1235 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,900 I'VE BEEN HAVING? >> LISTEN, HONEY. LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW 1236 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1237 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,468 >> LISTEN, HONEY. LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, WE PLANNED 1238 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1239 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,837 LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, WE PLANNED AHEAD AND WE SAID WE WERE GOING 1240 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1241 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,439 WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, WE PLANNED AHEAD AND WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO PLACES AND WE WERE GOING 1242 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1243 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,240 AHEAD AND WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO PLACES AND WE WERE GOING TO GO ON CRUISES AND AROUND 1244 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1245 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:24,975 TO GO PLACES AND WE WERE GOING TO GO ON CRUISES AND AROUND THE WORLD, CAIRO? 1246 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1247 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,176 TO GO ON CRUISES AND AROUND THE WORLD, CAIRO? WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CAIRO 1248 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1249 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,578 THE WORLD, CAIRO? WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CAIRO AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS. 1250 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1251 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,112 WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CAIRO AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS. IF WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD, BY THE 1252 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1253 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,714 AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS. IF WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD, BY THE TIME WE GET THERE, THE PYRAMIDS 1254 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1255 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:34,017 IF WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD, BY THE TIME WE GET THERE, THE PYRAMIDS WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OUR EYES. 1256 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1257 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,486 TIME WE GET THERE, THE PYRAMIDS WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OUR EYES. >> WELL, THERE'S A VERY DEEP 1258 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1259 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,954 WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OUR EYES. >> WELL, THERE'S A VERY DEEP AND URGENT FEELING. 1260 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1261 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:37,721 >> WELL, THERE'S A VERY DEEP AND URGENT FEELING. >> YEAH, BUT HONEY, 1262 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1263 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:38,422 AND URGENT FEELING. >> YEAH, BUT HONEY, LISTEN TO THIS. 1264 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1265 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,356 >> YEAH, BUT HONEY, LISTEN TO THIS. WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO 1266 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1267 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,491 LISTEN TO THIS. WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO TO PARIS. 1268 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1269 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,125 WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO TO PARIS. WE WERE GOING STROLLING ON THE 1270 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1271 00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:44,528 GO TO PARIS. WE WERE GOING STROLLING ON THE CHAMPS-ELYSEE AND I'M TELLING 1272 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1273 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,129 WE WERE GOING STROLLING ON THE CHAMPS-ELYSEE AND I'M TELLING YOU IF WE WAIT, I MEAN 1274 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1275 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:50,033 CHAMPS-ELYSEE AND I'M TELLING YOU IF WE WAIT, I MEAN WE'LL BE TOO OLD TO STROLL. 1276 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1277 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,736 YOU IF WE WAIT, I MEAN WE'LL BE TOO OLD TO STROLL. >> IT'S JUST A FEELING. 1278 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1279 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:54,004 WE'LL BE TOO OLD TO STROLL. >> IT'S JUST A FEELING. LIKE ALL FEELINGS, IT'LL FADE. 1280 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1281 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,005 >> IT'S JUST A FEELING. LIKE ALL FEELINGS, IT'LL FADE. >> YEAH, BUT WE WANT TO GO TO 1282 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1283 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:58,342 LIKE ALL FEELINGS, IT'LL FADE. >> YEAH, BUT WE WANT TO GO TO ROME--WOULD FADE? 1284 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1285 00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,577 >> YEAH, BUT WE WANT TO GO TO ROME--WOULD FADE? >> I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. 1286 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1287 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:00,611 ROME--WOULD FADE? >> I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. I DON'T--I DON'T WANT ANOTHER 1288 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1289 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,379 >> I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. I DON'T--I DON'T WANT ANOTHER BABY. 1290 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1291 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,179 I DON'T--I DON'T WANT ANOTHER BABY. >> REALLY? 1292 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1293 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,447 BABY. >> REALLY? >> NO, I HONESTLY THOUGHT I DID. 1294 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1295 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:04,748 >> REALLY? >> NO, I HONESTLY THOUGHT I DID. >> OH CLAIR. 1296 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1297 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:05,817 >> NO, I HONESTLY THOUGHT I DID. >> OH CLAIR. >> BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HAVING 1298 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1299 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,018 >> OH CLAIR. >> BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HAVING ANOTHER CHILD WOULD MAKE MY LIFE 1300 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1301 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,186 >> BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HAVING ANOTHER CHILD WOULD MAKE MY LIFE BETTER AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT 1302 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1303 00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:09,787 ANOTHER CHILD WOULD MAKE MY LIFE BETTER AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BETTER THAN WHAT? 1304 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1305 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,322 BETTER AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BETTER THAN WHAT? MY LIFE IS ALREADY PERFECT. 1306 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1307 00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:12,356 IT, BETTER THAN WHAT? MY LIFE IS ALREADY PERFECT. I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB 1308 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1309 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,457 MY LIFE IS ALREADY PERFECT. I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB AND A WONDERFUL FAMILY 1310 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1311 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,359 I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB AND A WONDERFUL FAMILY AND A LOVING HUSBAND. 1312 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1313 00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:17,028 AND A WONDERFUL FAMILY AND A LOVING HUSBAND. >> MMM HMM. 1314 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1315 00:23:17,030 --> 00:23:19,630 AND A LOVING HUSBAND. >> MMM HMM. >> WHO THINKS I'M OLD. 1316 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1317 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:20,998 >> MMM HMM. >> WHO THINKS I'M OLD. >> OH NO, I JUST SAID THAT TO 1318 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1319 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,266 >> WHO THINKS I'M OLD. >> OH NO, I JUST SAID THAT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. 1320 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1321 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:23,400 >> OH NO, I JUST SAID THAT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. >> YES, YOU DID SAY THAT. 1322 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1323 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,568 GET YOUR ATTENTION. >> YES, YOU DID SAY THAT. >> OH! 1324 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1325 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,770 >> YES, YOU DID SAY THAT. >> OH! >> ARE YOU OLD? 1326 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1327 00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:31,041 >> OH! >> ARE YOU OLD? >> WELL NO, THEO CHEATS. 1328 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1329 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,210 >> ARE YOU OLD? >> WELL NO, THEO CHEATS. >> THEO CHEATS? 1330 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1331 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:33,043 >> WELL NO, THEO CHEATS. >> THEO CHEATS? >> WELL, HE IMPROVES 1332 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1333 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:36,047 >> THEO CHEATS? >> WELL, HE IMPROVES WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING. 1334 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1335 00:23:36,049 --> 00:23:37,915 >> WELL, HE IMPROVES WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING. >> SO, WHEN DO WE START 1336 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1337 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,850 WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING. >> SO, WHEN DO WE START OUR TRAVELS? 1338 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1339 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,419 >> SO, WHEN DO WE START OUR TRAVELS? >> WELL, I FIGURE RUDY'LL 1340 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1341 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,123 OUR TRAVELS? >> WELL, I FIGURE RUDY'LL ENTER COLLEGE IN 13 YEARS 1342 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1343 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:51,329 >> WELL, I FIGURE RUDY'LL ENTER COLLEGE IN 13 YEARS AND WE CAN START THE DAY AFTER. 1344 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1345 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:53,231 ENTER COLLEGE IN 13 YEARS AND WE CAN START THE DAY AFTER. >> GOODNIGHT, CLIFF. 1346 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1347 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:56,199 AND WE CAN START THE DAY AFTER. >> GOODNIGHT, CLIFF. >> GOODNIGHT, DEAR. 1348 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1349 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:17,989 [MUSIC] 1350 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1351 00:24:18,992 --> 00:24:23,994 CC BY ABERDEEN CAPTIONING 1-800-688-6621 WWW.ABERCAP.COM 1352 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000