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>> HEY, WHAT YOU SEE? HEY SUGAR! OOH, YOU ARE CUTE.
YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> WHAT ABOUT ME?
>> YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST LOOKING
BABY I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> WELL NOW, RUDY NOW, MOST
BABIES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY
WHEN THEY'RE NEW.
MOMMIES AND DADDIES DON'T
EVEN NOTICE.
>> WELL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS
DO.
THEO SOLD TICKETS TO SEE YOU,
RUDY.
>> NO DEAR, THAT WAS TO SEE YOU.
>> OH.
>> HIS NAME IS JONATHAN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM?
>> NO, HE MIGHT GO ON ME.
>> CAN WE WATCH HIM EAT?
>> WELL, HIS MOTHER FED HIM
BEFORE SHE LEFT.
>> WELL, MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO
WATCH US EAT.
CAN WE HAVE A SNACK?
>> ALL RIGHT, BUT A SMALL ONE.
>> I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT.
>> ME TOO.
>> YOU ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I HAVE.
>> SO DO YOU.
>> CLIFF!
CLIFF, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
NOW YOU KNOW THIS ONE.
REMEMBER?
>> DID WE GO TO COLLEGE
TOGETHER?
>> YOU DELIVERED HIM LAST MONTH.
THIS JANICE HARPER'S BABY.
>> YEAH, WELL WHAT HAPPENED?
JANICE DIDN'T WANT IT AND SHE
BROUGHT IT BACK?
>> JANICE WANTED TO GET HER HAIR
DONE.
I SAID I'D BABY SIT.
>> UH-HUH.
>> OH CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE
ROUND FACE AND THAT SOFT SILKY
HAIR IN THE LITTLE SOFT SPOT.
OOH, AND THAT SPECIAL BABY
SMELL.
>> SOUR MILK.
>> AND HE'S WARM.
>> YEAH.
>> OH, JUST HOLDING HIM SETS OFF
THESE STRANGE STIRRINGS INSIDE
AND I WONDER IF I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER ONE.
>> LET ME HELP YOU.
YOU DON'T.
>> CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE.
>> DEAR, WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES.
>> SMELL IT.
>> [LAUGHING] GET OUTTA HERE,
THAT'S NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME
NEW AUTOMOBILE.
>> COME ON, CLIFF.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BABIES.
WE BRING ONE HOME AND YOU SPEND
HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH, AND THEN YOU HOLD OUT
YOUR FINGER AND THEY GRAB HOLD
SO TIGHT AND YOU'D LAUGH.
AND THEN THERE WAS ALWAYS YOUR
FAVORITE LINE, "LOOK CLAIR,
I CAN PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN
MY MOUTH."
>> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN ONLY HOLD
THAT FOOT IN THERE FOR SO LONG,
AND THEN THE TOES START MOVING
ALL AROUND AND THE FUN IS OVER.
>> CLIFF, LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT
IT.
>> NO.
>> SUPPOSE I WANT ONE?
>> THEN YOU CAN TRY HAVING ONE
WITHOUT ME.
>> COME ON, CLIFF.
SMELL IT.
>> I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THAT
BABY.
LISTEN TO ME PLEASE.
THIS THING IS A TRAP.
THIS THING CAN SELL ANYTHING,
BUT YOU MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT
THIS GROWS UP AND IT GETS HIGH
MARKS ON THE IQ TEST BUT GETS
Ds IN SCHOOL.
THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES THE CAR,
DRIVING ALL AROUND THE CITY,
HAS NO LICENSE, HAS NO DRIVER'S
PERMIT, COMES BACK AND THEN
SAYS, "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"
I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS
FALSE ADVERTISING.
THIS IS TOTALLY DISHONEST.
>> THEN YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER
ONE?
>> LISTEN CLAIR, THERE ARE TIMES
AND THERE AREN'T MANY WHEN I
DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE
NOW.
NO NO NO NO NO, RUDY, OUR LITTLE
RUDY, ONE DAY SHE'S GOING TO BE
GONE AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY
WIFE BACK.
>> WELL CLIFF, I'M NOT SO SURE
THAT THIS FEELING'S GOING TO
GO AWAY.
>> WELL YOU JUST TELL IT
TO GO AWAY.
>> BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE
IT'S A VERY DEEP FEELING.
>> I WANT YOU TO SAY TO IT
DEEPLY, "GO AWAY."
>> I'M NOT SO SURE THAT'S GOING
TO WORK, BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
LATER.
RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO TAKE
THE BABY HOME.
>> GOOD, AND DON'T YOU
COME BACK ANYMORE.
YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER.
>> HEY DAD!
WHAT DID I DO?
>> YOU USED TO SMELL GOOD.
>> DAD, WHERE'S THE BABY? >> OH, MOM TOOK THE BABY BACK. >> WELL, DIDN'T SHE LIKE IT?
>> YEAH, SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH.
>> WELL, WHY DID SHE TAKE IT
BACK?
>> WELL BECAUSE IF YOUR MOM
WANTS TO HAVE A BABY, SHE'S
GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT
HERSELF.
>> YOU COULD JUST BRING ONE HOME
FROM WORK.
>> [LAUGHING]
>> MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY?
>> SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT,
DEAR.
>> DO WE WANT ANOTHER ONE?
>> I LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS HERE.
>> ANOTHER BABY?
>> LOOK, SHE'S JUST THINKING
ABOUT IT.
>> WELL, DON'T WE GET A VOTE?
>> A VOTE, FOR WHAT?
DINNER?
HEY DAD, I WANT PIZZA.
>> WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT
DINNER.
>> WHAT IS THIS, A DICTATORSHIP?
>> WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR?
>> WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR
ANYTHING.
>> IT IS A DICTATORSHIP.
>> IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK
ABOUT IT, OKAY?
>> ABOUT WHAT?
>> MOM AND A BABY.
>> MOM'S PREGNANT?
>> NO, MOM IS NOT PREGNANT.
>> OH, AH.
>> "OH, AH."
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, DENISE?
>> WELL NO OFFENSE, DADDY,
BUT YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING
UP THERE.
>> YOU SAY THAT TO SAY WHAT?
>> SHE MEANS YOU'RE OLD.
SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS.
>> AND YOU DO.
>> HEY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
OLD.
>> DADDY, IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK
YOU'RE DECREPIT OR ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST THAT WHEN OLDER PEOPLE
HAVE BABIES, IT'S KIND OF
EMBARRASSING.
>> I MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE I
HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO ARE MUCH
OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND I
AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARENTS.
NOW IF YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDE
TO HAVE A BABY, I AM QUITE SURE
THAT WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE
GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.
>> HEY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU WAIT?
>> WE SHOULD'VE WAITED WITH YOU.
NOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE NOT
MADE UP OUR MINDS.
WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
NOW IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS?
>> GOOD.
>> WHAT'S THAT FOR?
>> NOTHING.
>> NO NO, YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE
WORDS OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT.
>> NOTHING, DADDY.
IT'S YOUR LIFE.
JUST DON'T BLOW IT.
>> I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T HOLD
BACK.
>> I'M HOME!
>> NOW LOOK, YOUR MOM IS HERE.
I WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST ACT
NORMALLY, OKAY?
>> HI.
>> HEY!
>> THEY JUST LOVE TO LOOK AT YOU, DEAR. SO DO I.
>> TODAY, I SAW THE MOST WONDERFUL THING AT THE SUPERMARKET.
LOOK AT THIS.
>> DIAPERS.
>> WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HOW THEY'VE
IMPROVED THEM.
I PROMISE YOU, 5 YEARS AGO,
WE HAD NOTHING LIKE THIS.
NOW, WATCH THIS.
YOU CAN PULL THIS THING OPEN
AND PEAK INSIDE
AND CLOSE IT BACK UP AGAIN.
RIP, SNAP!
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I'LL BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. I JUST WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE.
HELLO, MRS. BURKE?
WELL, HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT
SINCE I WAS GONE?
>> [LAUGHING]
>> THIS IS MRS. BURKE.
THIS IS MY WIFE, CLAIR.
>> HELLO.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, CLAIR.
>> MRS. BURKE IS A REGULAR,
AND MRS. BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD.
>> PLEASE, DOCTOR.
>> PLEASE, MY WIFE IS UP THERE
TOO.
>> OH THANK YOU, CLIFF.
>> WELL NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
I'M OLDER THAN EVERYBODY
IN THIS ROOM.
SO, WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SIT
DOWN HERE.
NOW, MRS. BURKE WOULD YOU PLEASE
TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY CHILDREN
YOU HAVE.
>> TWELVE.
>> TWELVE, AND YOU'RE BACK
AGAIN.
>> YEP, 13.
>> THIRTEEN TIMES.
>> THIRTEEN.
>> YES.
>> UH MRS. BURKE, MAY I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
>> OH SURE.
>> TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR.
>> WELL, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING
PERSONAL, BUT WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT DRESS?
>> THIS?
>> THAT DRESS IS FANTASTIC AND
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT WITH
12 CHILDREN.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
>> WELL, I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF,
OF COURSE.
AND YOU KNOW, THE CHILDREN KEEP
ME YOUNG.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I HAVE,
THE YOUNGER I FEEL.
>> OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.
I HAVE A VERY BUSY OFFICE AND--
>> MRS. BURKE, DO YOU HAVE TIME
FOR A COFFEE?
>> OH, I WOULD LOVE TO.
>> NO DEAR, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME.
YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
>> JUST LET ME CALL MY
BABYSITTER.
>> BABYSITTERS.
>> [LAUGHING]
>> CLIFF, THAT WOMAN!
>> THIRTEEN.
>> I KNOW.
DID YOU SEE HOW SHE LOOKS?
INCREDIBLE.
THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE.
SHE'S LAUGHING.
>> SHE'S GOT TO LAUGH.
THAT WOMAN HAS A BASEBALL TEAM
WITH FOUR PINCH HITTERS.
>> SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE
INSPIRATION.
>> DEAR, MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD
FIVE.
YOU COULD BE HER EIGHT CHILDREN
FROM NOW.
>> WELL, I HOPE I LOOK
THAT GOOD.
OH CLIFF, THANKS
FOR INTRODUCING US.
>> IT WAS A GOOD IDEA
AT THE TIME.
>> AND SO THE WOLF SAID, "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!
LET ME IN!"
DO YOU LIKE THAT VOICE?
>> NO!
>> WHY?
>> YOU DID IT DIFFERENT BEFORE?
>> WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT
WOLF.
>> IT'S THE SAME STORY.
>> YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT WAS THE WOLF FROM
"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD."
THE ONE FOR "THE LITTLE PIGS,"
YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY NOSE,
REMEMBER?
NOW, GO AHEAD.
GIVE A LITTLE SQUEEZE.
BE GENTLE NOW.
OKAY, HERE WE GO, "LITTLE PIG,
LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!"
OKAY, LET GO NOW BECAUSE
THIS WOLF HAS A COLD.
>> DAD, CAN WE TALK?
>> UH, YEAH.
HERE.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE STORY?
>> ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY.
HERE, YOU JUST USE THIS AS
A BOOKMARK AND WE'LL GET BACK TO
IT.
GO AHEAD.
>> [LAUGHING]
>> ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME.
>> DAD, IT'S ABOUT THE BABY.
>> YOUR MOTHER AND I MAY NOT
HAVE A BABY, BUT I CERTAINLY DO
HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING
WAITING IN RESERVE TO WORRY
ABOUT.
>> YEAH DAD, I MEAN WHAT IF YOU
DO HAVE IT?
>> YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BE
UNHAPPY, AREN'T YOU?
>> MY FRIEND DEIDRE HAS A NEW
BABY AND SHE SAYS IT'S HORRIBLE.
IT CRIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
AND DAD, BABIES DO NOT SMELL
THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME.
COULDN'T WE FORGET ABOUT A BABY
AND GET A DOG?
I MEAN DOGS SMELL GREAT!
>> NO, THEY DON'T.
>> WELL, THEY SMELL BETTER THAN
BABIES DO.
>> ONLY TO OTHER DOGS.
NOW COME HERE PLEASE, DEAR.
NOW, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE COMES
INTO THIS HOUSE, YOU WILL ALWAYS
BE LOVED BY US.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
NOW, I KNOW YOU WORRY.
YOU COMPLAIN.
YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE ARE
NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER, BUT
THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?
YOU ARE OUR VANESSA.
UNDERSTAND?
>> I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL REAL HAPPY.
>> YES, AND I KNOW THIS FEELING
SHALL PASS.
>> WHO IS THAT? >> I ASKED MAMA TO COME OVER. >> OH REALLY?
>> MOM!
>> CLAIR!
CLIFF!
>> MY FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
>> OH VANESSA!
OH MY BABY!
GIRL, YOU GETTIN' OLDER EVERY
DAY.
>> DOESN'T EVERYONE?
>> NOT ME.
>> HAVE A SIT DOWN, MOM.
>> OH, MOM AND I ARE GOING TO
TALK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO
WOMAN.
>> WOMAN TO--IS YOUR MOTHER
GOING TO HAVE A BABY TOO?
>> COME ON, MAMA, LET'S GO.
>> CLAIR, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
YOU TELL ME.
>> FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, DAD.
>> YOU READ MY MIND.
>> NOW, ARE YOU READY TO LOSE?
>> [LAUGHING] I LOVE YOU MY BOY.
PLAY AGAINST ME, YOU BETTER BE
READY TO BURN THOSE SAD SNEAKERS
YOU HAVE.
>> HEY GRANDMA!
>> HEY BABY!
>> YOU DON'T SEE US.
THIS IS NOT US.
YOU THINK YOU SEE US, BUT THAT'S
'CAUSE YOU MISS US SO MUCH.
>> SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> MAMA, YESTERDAY I TOUCHED
A BABY.
>> IS THAT ALL?
>> WELL, I THINK I MIGHT WANT
ANOTHER ONE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU HELD IT, HUH?
>> UH-HUH.
>> AND YOU SMELLED IT.
>> UH-HUH.
>> CLIFF?
>> WELL, HE WOULDN'T SMELL IT.
>> SMART.
>> OH, COME ON.
NOW, THIS IS SERIOUS NOW.
I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS PERSON, BUT
WHEN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE, TINY
BABY AND IT'S SO SOFT AND SO
WARM AND HOLD--YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> YES, IT'S THE TRAP.
>> YOU TOO, HUH?
>> LOOK CLAIR, WHAT YOU'RE GOING
THROUGH IS NOT NEW.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU AND CLIFF GOT
MARRIED, WHAT DID I SAY?
>> YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE
A CHILD.
>> WHY?
>> REVENGE.
>> IF YOU WANT THE JOY OF
A CHILD WITHOUT THE BOTHER,
THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER.
>> GRANDCHILDREN.
>> THEY'RE PERFECT.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO
HOME.
>> MAMA, DIDN'T YOU WANT
ANYMORE?
>> NO.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE THE OLDER YOU ARE
WHEN YOU HAVE THEM, THE OLDER
YOU ARE WHEN THEY COME BACK.
>> MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
THEY DON'T COME BACK.
>> JOHN AND EDNA MORTON, YOU
REMEMBER THEM?
THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE.
SHE CAME BACK.
HER HUSBAND LEFT HER,
3 CHILDREN, 14, 11 AND 2.
THEY ALL CAME BACK.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, CLAIR?
IF YOU HAVE ONE NOW, BY THE TIME
YOU ARE 70, THEY'LL BE BACK.
>> OKAY MAMA, THAT'S
ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT--
>> AARON AND MAXINE DAVENPORT
HAVE A SON, 45, HIS WIFE DIES.
HE COMES HOME BRINGING 2 BOYS,
23 AND 21.
NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING.
>> OKAY, SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED
INCIDENTS.
>> SYDNEY AND RAMONA HARTSNAIL,
UNMARRIED DAUGHTER COMES HOME
WITH A BABY--
>> MAMA, WHAT DO YOU DO, GO
AROUND COLLECTING THESE STORIES?
>> THEY ARE NOT JUST STORIES.
THEY HAPPENED.
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU.
HOW'S THE FEELING NOW?
>> LESS.
>> TAKE MY ADVICE,
GRANDCHILDREN.
>> GRANDMA, HI.
>> HELLO--16.
YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOUR MAMA,
WON'T YOU?
>> WHAT?
>> A BABY.
>> SURE.
>> PROMISE?
>> YEAH.
>> WAIT.
>> CAN I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL
FIRST?
>> COME ON, CUT THE--NO NO,
NO YOU DON'T.
NO NO, DON'T EVEN TRY IT!
YOU BLEW IT AGAIN!
ALL RIGHT, LOOK OUT!
>> THAT PUTS ME TWO AHEAD, DAD. >> YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FOUL 'CAUSE YOU'RE TIRED?
>> I'M JUST WARMING UP
BUT IF YOU NEED TO REST.
>> WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE
PLAYED FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN.
AND WHEN IT GOT TOO DARK, WE
CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR HAND.
>> DAD--
>> WHAT?
>> DID YOU GET ENOUGH REST OR DO
YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE?
>> HA HA HA.
ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTER BE ALERT
NOW.
SO, YOU'RE UP BY TWO, RIGHT?
I SCORE TWO AND WE'RE TIED.
HEY!
YOU NOT GOING FOR THAT ONE? HUH? ALL RIGHT, HEY!
FOUL! >> NO WAY! >> FOUL!
FOUL!
>> THAT WAS A CLEAR MISS, DAD.
>> FOUL ALL OVER ME, MAN!
IT'S A WONDER I CAN GET UP.
FOUL!
>> HOW COME YOU'RE THE REFEREE?
>> HEY, I'M NOT THE REFEREE.
JUST GIVE ME THE BALL.
>> IT'S NOT FAIR.
>> TAKE IT UP WITH THE LEAGUE
COMMISSIONER, OKAY?
>> BUT THAT'S YOU TOO.
>> GIVE ME THE BALL, ALL RIGHT.
AND NOW, DR. H HAS TO MAKE THESE
TWO FOUL SHOTS TO TIE YOU.
AND SO, HERE WE GO.
>> DAD, COULD YOU MOVE IT ALONG? I'VE GOT SCHOOL IN 12 HOURS.
>> ONE MORE TO TIE. >> JUST SHOOT THE BALL. HEY!
>> [LAUGHING]
AND NOW TO EMBARRASS MY SON,
I WILL MAKE IT WITHOUT LOOKING.
NOW, YOUNG HUXTABLE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN BECAUSE THIS BASKET WINS IT ALL!
HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE THING
MISSING.
HE HAS NEVER BEATEN HIS FATHER
IN ALL HIS LIFE EVER!
[LAUGHING] SO SERIOUSLY,
YOU CAN--DON'T EVEN TRY IT.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
>> YEAH!
HA HA!
I WON DAD!
I WON!
>> I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WON.
I SAW IT, I SAW IT!
OKAY, OKAY.
>> YOU BEAT ME HUNDREDS OF
TIMES.
>> YES INDEED.
DON'T HELP ME.
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
>> DAD, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID NOW,
YOU'D NEVER BEAT HIM ONCE.
>> HEY MOM, GUESS WHAT?
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT--
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL
AND TELL EVERYBODY EVERYTHING.
>> CLAIR. CLAIR.
OOPS. CAN'T SLEEP, HUH?
NEITHER CAN I.
SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA
TELL YA, CLAIR.
I'M OLD, CLAIR.
AND CLAIR, SO ARE YOU.
YOU'RE OLD TOO.
>> WHAT?
>> I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT,
CLAIR.
>> OH CLIFF, YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME
UP AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING TO
TELL ME I'M OLD.
>> WELL, I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT
FOR HOURS SINCE THEO BEAT ME AT
ONE-ON-ONE IN BASKETBALL.
I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG
AS I COULD.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> WELL, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT
THIS BABY, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST
CHILD, WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE
AHEAD OF US.
AND I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF WE
HAD ONE NOW, I MEAN BY THE TIME
THAT CHILD LEAVES HOME, WE WILL
BE READY TO GO TO ONE.
>> CLIFF, YOU KNOW THIS FEELING
I'VE BEEN HAVING?
>> LISTEN, HONEY.
LOOK, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW
WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, WE PLANNED
AHEAD AND WE SAID WE WERE GOING
TO GO PLACES AND WE WERE GOING
TO GO ON CRUISES AND AROUND
THE WORLD, CAIRO?
WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CAIRO
AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS.
IF WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD, BY THE
TIME WE GET THERE, THE PYRAMIDS
WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OUR EYES.
>> WELL, THERE'S A VERY DEEP
AND URGENT FEELING.
>> YEAH, BUT HONEY,
LISTEN TO THIS.
WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO
GO TO PARIS.
WE WERE GOING STROLLING ON THE
CHAMPS-ELYSEE AND I'M TELLING
YOU IF WE WAIT, I MEAN
WE'LL BE TOO OLD TO STROLL.
>> IT'S JUST A FEELING.
LIKE ALL FEELINGS, IT'LL FADE.
>> YEAH, BUT WE WANT TO GO TO
ROME--WOULD FADE?
>> I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.
I DON'T--I DON'T WANT ANOTHER
BABY.
>> REALLY?
>> NO, I HONESTLY THOUGHT I DID.
>> OH CLAIR.
>> BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HAVING
ANOTHER CHILD WOULD MAKE MY LIFE
BETTER AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT
IT, BETTER THAN WHAT?
MY LIFE IS ALREADY PERFECT.
I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB
AND A WONDERFUL FAMILY
AND A LOVING HUSBAND.
>> MMM HMM.
>> WHO THINKS I'M OLD.
>> OH NO, I JUST SAID THAT TO
GET YOUR ATTENTION.
>> YES, YOU DID SAY THAT.
>> OH!
>> ARE YOU OLD?
>> WELL NO, THEO CHEATS.
>> THEO CHEATS?
>> WELL, HE IMPROVES
WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING.
>> SO, WHEN DO WE START
OUR TRAVELS?
>> WELL, I FIGURE RUDY'LL
ENTER COLLEGE IN 13 YEARS
AND WE CAN START THE DAY AFTER.
>> GOODNIGHT, CLIFF.
>> GOODNIGHT, DEAR.
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