1 00:00:02,869 --> 00:00:07,739 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 3 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:51,650 [MUSIC] 4 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 5 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,101 [DOOR SLAMS] 6 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 7 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:18,343 >> CLIFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> UH, JUST CELEBRATING THE MORNING OFF, DEAR. 8 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 9 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,646 >> UH, JUST CELEBRATING THE MORNING OFF, DEAR. >> CLIFF, IT'S 6 O'CLOCK. 10 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 11 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:21,847 THE MORNING OFF, DEAR. >> CLIFF, IT'S 6 O'CLOCK. >> GOOD, THAT MEANS I'VE ONLY 12 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 13 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,483 >> CLIFF, IT'S 6 O'CLOCK. >> GOOD, THAT MEANS I'VE ONLY USED UP A HALF HOUR. 14 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 15 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,685 >> GOOD, THAT MEANS I'VE ONLY USED UP A HALF HOUR. >> OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. 16 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 17 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,955 USED UP A HALF HOUR. >> OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. >> WAIT UNTIL I PUT ON 18 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 19 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:32,124 >> OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. >> WAIT UNTIL I PUT ON THE GOOSEBERRY KIWI JAM. 20 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 21 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,625 >> WAIT UNTIL I PUT ON THE GOOSEBERRY KIWI JAM. MMM, MMM, MMM. 22 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 23 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:38,164 THE GOOSEBERRY KIWI JAM. MMM, MMM, MMM. MMM, MMM. 24 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 25 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,464 MMM, MMM, MMM. MMM, MMM. >> ARE YOU GONNA SHARE? 26 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 27 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,834 MMM, MMM. >> ARE YOU GONNA SHARE? >> NOPE. 28 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 29 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:44,804 >> ARE YOU GONNA SHARE? >> NOPE. >> OH, MAYBE. 30 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 31 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:55,447 HE-HE-HE-HE-HE! >> THANKS A LOT. >> EAT UP. 32 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 33 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:11,263 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU KNOW THAT? HM-HM-HM-HM-HM! 34 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 35 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,765 YOU KNOW THAT? HM-HM-HM-HM-HM! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 36 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 37 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,633 HM-HM-HM-HM-HM! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! >> CLIFF. 38 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 39 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,667 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! >> CLIFF. [GROWLING] 40 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 41 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,402 >> CLIFF. [GROWLING] WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, 42 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 43 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,503 [GROWLING] WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 44 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 45 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,837 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK. 46 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 47 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:21,006 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, I WANT TO KISS YOU 48 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 49 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,442 I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK. >> NO, I WANT TO KISS YOU UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO 50 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 51 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,343 >> NO, I WANT TO KISS YOU UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK. 52 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 53 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,644 UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK. >> BUT I'LL BE LATE. 54 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 55 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,480 TO WORK. >> BUT I'LL BE LATE. >> YES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL 56 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 57 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:28,747 >> BUT I'LL BE LATE. >> YES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL GO TO WORK WITH A SMILE 58 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 59 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,517 >> YES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL GO TO WORK WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. 60 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 61 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,985 ON YOUR FACE. >> YES, BUT EVERY TIME I GO 62 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 63 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,520 >> YES, BUT EVERY TIME I GO TO WORK WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE, 64 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 65 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:38,524 TO WORK WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE, EVERYBODY KNOWS WHY I'M LATE. 66 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 67 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,192 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHY I'M LATE. OH, WELL, I GUESS I COULD 68 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 69 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,628 OH, WELL, I GUESS I COULD ALWAYS SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY. 70 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 71 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:43,895 ALWAYS SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY. >> YOU FOOL, THERE IS 72 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 73 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,298 >> YOU FOOL, THERE IS NO BACK WAY. 74 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 75 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,268 NO BACK WAY. [KNOCKING] 76 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 77 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:55,507 >> WHO IS IT? >> IT'S RUDY. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, RUDY? 78 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 79 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,343 >> IT'S RUDY. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, RUDY? >> I'M UP. 80 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 81 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,478 >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, RUDY? >> I'M UP. >> GOOD. 82 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 83 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,446 >> I'M UP. >> GOOD. >> IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE 84 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 85 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,247 >> GOOD. >> IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. 86 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 87 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:05,384 >> IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE YOURS? 88 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 89 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:06,485 MY WINDOW. IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE YOURS? >> YES. 90 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 91 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,819 IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE YOURS? >> YES. >> CAN I SEE? 92 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 93 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,789 >> YES. >> CAN I SEE? >> UH, HON, LISTEN IT'S EARLY 94 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 95 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:13,158 >> CAN I SEE? >> UH, HON, LISTEN IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING. 96 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 97 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:18,029 >> UH, HON, LISTEN IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING. >> CAN I SEE MOMMY? 98 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 99 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,030 IN THE MORNING. >> CAN I SEE MOMMY? >> THERE'S MOMMY. 100 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 101 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,232 >> CAN I SEE MOMMY? >> THERE'S MOMMY. >> GOOD MORNING, RUDY. 102 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 103 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,299 >> THERE'S MOMMY. >> GOOD MORNING, RUDY. >> MORNING, MOMMY. 104 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 105 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:22,701 >> GOOD MORNING, RUDY. >> MORNING, MOMMY. >> WHO WANTS TO PLAY? 106 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 107 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,736 >> MORNING, MOMMY. >> WHO WANTS TO PLAY? >> YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE 108 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 109 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:25,738 >> WHO WANTS TO PLAY? >> YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW. 110 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 111 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,640 >> YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW. >> NO YOU'RE NOT! 112 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 113 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:30,408 PLAYING RIGHT NOW. >> NO YOU'RE NOT! >> LISTEN, COME HERE A SECOND. 114 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 115 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,011 >> NO YOU'RE NOT! >> LISTEN, COME HERE A SECOND. IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING, 116 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 117 00:03:32,013 --> 00:03:33,045 >> LISTEN, COME HERE A SECOND. IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING, HONEY. 118 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 119 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:33,912 IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING, HONEY. YOU KNOW THAT LOVELY BOOK THAT 120 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 121 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:34,913 HONEY. YOU KNOW THAT LOVELY BOOK THAT DAD BOUGHT YOU WITH 122 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 123 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:35,748 YOU KNOW THAT LOVELY BOOK THAT DAD BOUGHT YOU WITH THE PICTURES AND SOME 124 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 125 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:36,782 DAD BOUGHT YOU WITH THE PICTURES AND SOME OF THE WORDS? 126 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 127 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:37,816 THE PICTURES AND SOME OF THE WORDS? WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THAT 128 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 129 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,217 OF THE WORDS? WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THAT IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY? 130 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 131 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,786 WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THAT IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY? >> OKAY. 132 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 133 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:45,423 IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY? >> OKAY. >> BYE-BYE. 134 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 135 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:51,764 >> OKAY. >> BYE-BYE. AND NOW. 136 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 137 00:03:51,766 --> 00:03:54,499 >> BYE-BYE. AND NOW. NOW I WAS KISSING YOU UNTIL 138 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 139 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:55,634 AND NOW. NOW I WAS KISSING YOU UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO 140 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 141 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:56,268 NOW I WAS KISSING YOU UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK-- 142 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 143 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,002 IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK-- >> LOOK AT--CLIFF, 144 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 145 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:57,903 TO WORK-- >> LOOK AT--CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT, YOU GOT A RIP 146 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 147 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,204 >> LOOK AT--CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT, YOU GOT A RIP IN YOUR PAJAMAS. 148 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 149 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:00,939 LOOK AT THAT, YOU GOT A RIP IN YOUR PAJAMAS. >> YOU'RE KIDDING. 150 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 151 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,142 IN YOUR PAJAMAS. >> YOU'RE KIDDING. >> WELL, THERE GOES. 152 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 153 00:04:03,144 --> 00:04:03,942 >> YOU'RE KIDDING. >> WELL, THERE GOES. >> HONEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS 154 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 155 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,443 >> WELL, THERE GOES. >> HONEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEARING THESE OLD PAJAMAS? 156 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 157 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:06,278 >> HONEY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEARING THESE OLD PAJAMAS? >> 'CAUSE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE. 158 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 159 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,179 WEARING THESE OLD PAJAMAS? >> 'CAUSE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE. I LIKE 'EM. 160 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 161 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:07,913 >> 'CAUSE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE. I LIKE 'EM. >> BUT WHY DON'T YOU EVER WEAR 162 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 163 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:08,781 I LIKE 'EM. >> BUT WHY DON'T YOU EVER WEAR THE NEW ONES I BOUGHT YOU 164 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 165 00:04:08,783 --> 00:04:09,982 >> BUT WHY DON'T YOU EVER WEAR THE NEW ONES I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY? 166 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 167 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:10,615 THE NEW ONES I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY? >> YOU GAVE ME THOSE 168 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 169 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:11,483 FOR FATHER'S DAY? >> YOU GAVE ME THOSE SILK PAJAMAS. 170 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 171 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,317 >> YOU GAVE ME THOSE SILK PAJAMAS. I DON'T LIKE SILK BECAUSE 172 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 173 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:13,852 SILK PAJAMAS. I DON'T LIKE SILK BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND 174 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 175 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,921 I DON'T LIKE SILK BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND IN 'EM. 176 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 177 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:16,722 I FEEL LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND IN 'EM. >> YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER WEAR 178 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 179 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:17,656 IN 'EM. >> YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER WEAR THAT BATHROBE I BOUGHT YOU 180 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 181 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,124 >> YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER WEAR THAT BATHROBE I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY EITHER. 182 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 183 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:19,825 THAT BATHROBE I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY EITHER. >> NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW 184 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 185 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,093 FOR FATHER'S DAY EITHER. >> NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT BATHROBE? 186 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 187 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,061 >> NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT BATHROBE? IT'S SO SHORT, I FEEL LIKE 188 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 189 00:04:22,063 --> 00:04:24,663 ABOUT THAT BATHROBE? IT'S SO SHORT, I FEEL LIKE A ROMAN SOLDIER. 190 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 191 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:25,731 IT'S SO SHORT, I FEEL LIKE A ROMAN SOLDIER. >> YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK 192 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 193 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,965 A ROMAN SOLDIER. >> YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU NEVER WEAR ANY 194 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 195 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,068 >> YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU NEVER WEAR ANY OF YOUR FATHER'S DAY GIFTS. 196 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 197 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:30,803 OF IT, YOU NEVER WEAR ANY OF YOUR FATHER'S DAY GIFTS. >> THE REASON WHY I DON'T WEAR 198 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 199 00:04:30,805 --> 00:04:33,739 OF YOUR FATHER'S DAY GIFTS. >> THE REASON WHY I DON'T WEAR 'EM, DEAR, IS BECAUSE WHEN YOU 200 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 201 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,373 >> THE REASON WHY I DON'T WEAR 'EM, DEAR, IS BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO GET ME PRESENTS, YOU GO 202 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 203 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,375 'EM, DEAR, IS BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO GET ME PRESENTS, YOU GO TO GET ME THINGS THAT YOU WANT 204 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 205 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,043 GO TO GET ME PRESENTS, YOU GO TO GET ME THINGS THAT YOU WANT TO SEE ME IN. 206 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 207 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:38,977 TO GET ME THINGS THAT YOU WANT TO SEE ME IN. YOU DON'T GET ME THINGS THAT 208 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 209 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,012 TO SEE ME IN. YOU DON'T GET ME THINGS THAT I LIKE. 210 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 211 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,213 YOU DON'T GET ME THINGS THAT I LIKE. >> CLIFF, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 212 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 213 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:42,214 I LIKE. >> CLIFF, THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> YES, IT IS TRUE. 214 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 215 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:44,416 >> CLIFF, THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> YES, IT IS TRUE. YOU SEE, FATHER'S DAY HAS BEEN 216 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 217 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,684 >> YES, IT IS TRUE. YOU SEE, FATHER'S DAY HAS BEEN LIKE THAT FOR A LONG, 218 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 219 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:46,384 YOU SEE, FATHER'S DAY HAS BEEN LIKE THAT FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. 220 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 221 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:47,886 LIKE THAT FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. THERE ARE FATHERS ALL OVER 222 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 223 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,088 LONG TIME. THERE ARE FATHERS ALL OVER THE WORLD WHO GET PRESENTS THAT 224 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 225 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:52,357 THERE ARE FATHERS ALL OVER THE WORLD WHO GET PRESENTS THAT THEY CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT. 226 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 227 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:53,458 THE WORLD WHO GET PRESENTS THAT THEY CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT. NO, I'M SERIOUS. 228 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 229 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,060 THEY CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT. NO, I'M SERIOUS. FROM DAY ONE, WHEN EVE 230 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 231 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,997 NO, I'M SERIOUS. FROM DAY ONE, WHEN EVE AND THE BOYS GAVE ADAM THE FIRST 232 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 233 00:04:57,999 --> 00:04:59,031 FROM DAY ONE, WHEN EVE AND THE BOYS GAVE ADAM THE FIRST SOAP ON THE ROPE. 234 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 235 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:00,465 AND THE BOYS GAVE ADAM THE FIRST SOAP ON THE ROPE. >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON. 236 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 237 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,534 SOAP ON THE ROPE. >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON. >> I'M NOT KIDDING. 238 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 239 00:05:01,536 --> 00:05:02,801 >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON. >> I'M NOT KIDDING. LISTEN, HONEST ABE. 240 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 241 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,303 >> I'M NOT KIDDING. LISTEN, HONEST ABE. I HAVE A CLOSET HERE THAT IS 242 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 243 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,740 LISTEN, HONEST ABE. I HAVE A CLOSET HERE THAT IS FULL OF PRESENTS THAT THEY SELL 244 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 245 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:10,208 I HAVE A CLOSET HERE THAT IS FULL OF PRESENTS THAT THEY SELL ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY, 246 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 247 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,878 FULL OF PRESENTS THAT THEY SELL ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY, FATHER'S DAY. 248 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 249 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,447 ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY, FATHER'S DAY. NOW LOOK AT THIS, I GOT A CHEST 250 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 251 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,249 FATHER'S DAY. NOW LOOK AT THIS, I GOT A CHEST FULL OF STUFF HERE, AND I SAVED 252 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 253 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:19,685 NOW LOOK AT THIS, I GOT A CHEST FULL OF STUFF HERE, AND I SAVED THESE THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW 254 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 255 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,187 FULL OF STUFF HERE, AND I SAVED THESE THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ABOUT 256 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 257 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:24,056 THESE THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ABOUT 70 YEARS OLD, AND MY CHILDREN 258 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 259 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:25,190 THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ABOUT 70 YEARS OLD, AND MY CHILDREN WILL COME TO ME AND SAY, 260 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 261 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,192 70 YEARS OLD, AND MY CHILDREN WILL COME TO ME AND SAY, "WHERE'S THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU 262 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 263 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:28,060 WILL COME TO ME AND SAY, "WHERE'S THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY?" 264 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 265 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:28,793 "WHERE'S THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY?" AND IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM, 266 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 267 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,363 FOR FATHER'S DAY?" AND IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM, THEY'LL BEAT ME UP. 268 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 269 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,064 AND IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM, THEY'LL BEAT ME UP. LOOK AT THIS, SEE THESE TIES? 270 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 271 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,199 THEY'LL BEAT ME UP. LOOK AT THIS, SEE THESE TIES? NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT 272 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 273 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,333 LOOK AT THIS, SEE THESE TIES? NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT I HAVE. 274 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 275 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,003 NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT I HAVE. I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE, 276 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 277 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,538 I HAVE. I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE, ENOUGH TO HAVE ME SMELLING 278 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 279 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,941 I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE, ENOUGH TO HAVE ME SMELLING LIKE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET. 280 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 281 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,876 ENOUGH TO HAVE ME SMELLING LIKE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET. PIPE TOBACCO. 282 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 283 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,145 LIKE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET. PIPE TOBACCO. I DO NOT SMOKE A PIPE. 284 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 285 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,613 PIPE TOBACCO. I DO NOT SMOKE A PIPE. MY CHILDREN HAVE NEVER SEEN ME 286 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 287 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,048 I DO NOT SMOKE A PIPE. MY CHILDREN HAVE NEVER SEEN ME SMOKE A PIPE. 288 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 289 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,450 MY CHILDREN HAVE NEVER SEEN ME SMOKE A PIPE. AND THE CHILD THAT GAVE ME THIS 290 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 291 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,618 SMOKE A PIPE. AND THE CHILD THAT GAVE ME THIS PIPE TOBACCO DIDN'T BUY ME 292 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 293 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,988 AND THE CHILD THAT GAVE ME THIS PIPE TOBACCO DIDN'T BUY ME A PIPE. 294 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 295 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:57,222 PIPE TOBACCO DIDN'T BUY ME A PIPE. ON TOP OF THAT, THE CHILD 296 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 297 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,623 A PIPE. ON TOP OF THAT, THE CHILD DIDN'T EVEN WRAP IT. 298 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 299 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,058 ON TOP OF THAT, THE CHILD DIDN'T EVEN WRAP IT. JUST TOOK A MAGIC MARKER 300 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 301 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,927 DIDN'T EVEN WRAP IT. JUST TOOK A MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE "DAD" ON IT. 302 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 303 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:05,830 JUST TOOK A MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE "DAD" ON IT. ALSO I HAVE THE FAMOUS SOAP 304 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 305 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,467 AND WROTE "DAD" ON IT. ALSO I HAVE THE FAMOUS SOAP ON THE ROPE, WHICH I HAVE NEVER 306 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 307 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,202 ALSO I HAVE THE FAMOUS SOAP ON THE ROPE, WHICH I HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO USE PROPERLY BECAUSE 308 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 309 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,971 ON THE ROPE, WHICH I HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO USE PROPERLY BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET... 310 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 311 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,273 LEARNED TO USE PROPERLY BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET... I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE 312 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 313 00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:15,507 IF YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET... I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET UP THERE YET. 314 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 315 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:16,408 I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET UP THERE YET. >> OH, CLIFF. 316 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 317 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,742 TO GET UP THERE YET. >> OH, CLIFF. OH, LOOK AT THIS. 318 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 319 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,377 >> OH, CLIFF. OH, LOOK AT THIS. I HAD FORGOTTEN--WAIT, 320 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 321 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,712 OH, LOOK AT THIS. I HAD FORGOTTEN--WAIT, TRY THIS, PUT THIS ON. 322 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 323 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,379 I HAD FORGOTTEN--WAIT, TRY THIS, PUT THIS ON. >> OH, NO. 324 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 325 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,314 TRY THIS, PUT THIS ON. >> OH, NO. I HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT 326 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 327 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:23,148 >> OH, NO. I HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT WILL LIGHT UP. 328 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 329 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,549 I HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT WILL LIGHT UP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 330 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 331 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,184 WILL LIGHT UP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I'LL PUT THIS ON. 332 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 333 00:06:25,186 --> 00:06:25,784 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I'LL PUT THIS ON. >> PUT THAT ONE ON. 334 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 335 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:26,718 I'LL PUT THIS ON. >> PUT THAT ONE ON. >> GET THOSE--YOU KNOW I HAVE 336 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 337 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,686 >> PUT THAT ONE ON. >> GET THOSE--YOU KNOW I HAVE SUSPENDERS OVER THE THERE 338 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 339 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,087 >> GET THOSE--YOU KNOW I HAVE SUSPENDERS OVER THE THERE THAT SONDRA GAVE ME. 340 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 341 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,355 SUSPENDERS OVER THE THERE THAT SONDRA GAVE ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CHILD WAS 342 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 343 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:33,192 THAT SONDRA GAVE ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CHILD WAS DRINKING AT THE TIME. 344 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 345 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:34,927 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CHILD WAS DRINKING AT THE TIME. >> OH, YES, OKAY. 346 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 347 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:35,727 DRINKING AT THE TIME. >> OH, YES, OKAY. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, 348 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 349 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,528 >> OH, YES, OKAY. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 350 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 351 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,462 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. I LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE LITTLE 352 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 353 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:40,799 WAIT A MINUTE. I LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE LITTLE MEN'S EYES LIGHT UP. 354 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 355 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,167 I LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE LITTLE MEN'S EYES LIGHT UP. >> YOU KNOW, I TELL YA, 356 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 357 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,302 MEN'S EYES LIGHT UP. >> YOU KNOW, I TELL YA, THIS IS MORE FUN. 358 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 359 00:06:43,304 --> 00:06:44,303 >> YOU KNOW, I TELL YA, THIS IS MORE FUN. WE OUGHT TO DO THIS 360 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 361 00:06:44,305 --> 00:06:45,804 THIS IS MORE FUN. WE OUGHT TO DO THIS IN THE MORNING OPENING 362 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 363 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,605 WE OUGHT TO DO THIS IN THE MORNING OPENING THE CHILDREN'S GIFTS. 364 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 365 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:49,007 IN THE MORNING OPENING THE CHILDREN'S GIFTS. OH, BOY. 366 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 367 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:49,842 THE CHILDREN'S GIFTS. OH, BOY. HOW AM I LOOKING? 368 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 369 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:50,709 OH, BOY. HOW AM I LOOKING? >> GREAT. 370 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 371 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:51,543 HOW AM I LOOKING? >> GREAT. >> YOU KNOW, I LOVE IT 372 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 373 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:52,411 >> GREAT. >> YOU KNOW, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DRESS ME. 374 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 375 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,380 >> YOU KNOW, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DRESS ME. >> OH, SHUT UP. 376 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 377 00:06:54,382 --> 00:06:56,948 WHEN YOU DRESS ME. >> OH, SHUT UP. >> BOY, OH, BOY. 378 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 379 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,884 >> OH, SHUT UP. >> BOY, OH, BOY. >> NOW, OH, OH, 380 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 381 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,487 >> BOY, OH, BOY. >> NOW, OH, OH, LET'S NOT FORGET THIS. 382 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 383 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:05,323 >> NOW, OH, OH, LET'S NOT FORGET THIS. >> OH, THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE. 384 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 385 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:08,193 LET'S NOT FORGET THIS. >> OH, THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE. MY SON. 386 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 387 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,995 >> OH, THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE. MY SON. ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL? 388 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 389 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,196 MY SON. ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL? >> AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL 390 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 391 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:11,864 ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL? >> AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL OR WHAT? 392 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 393 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:12,398 >> AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL OR WHAT? >> OH! 394 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 395 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,098 OR WHAT? >> OH! >> HUH? 396 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 397 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,633 >> OH! >> HUH? >> OH, YEAH, THE YO-YO. 398 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 399 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:15,967 >> HUH? >> OH, YEAH, THE YO-YO. AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL? 400 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 401 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:16,902 >> OH, YEAH, THE YO-YO. AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL? >> YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT. 402 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 403 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,670 AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL? >> YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT. ARE THESE SERIOUS PRESENTS? 404 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 405 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,038 >> YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT. ARE THESE SERIOUS PRESENTS? FATHER'S DAY. 406 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 407 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,940 ARE THESE SERIOUS PRESENTS? FATHER'S DAY. I'M TELLING YOU, LAST YEAR, 408 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 409 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,376 FATHER'S DAY. I'M TELLING YOU, LAST YEAR, I SAT IN THE LIVING ROOM 410 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 411 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:26,177 I'M TELLING YOU, LAST YEAR, I SAT IN THE LIVING ROOM ALL FATHER'S DAY. 412 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 413 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,479 I SAT IN THE LIVING ROOM ALL FATHER'S DAY. CHILDREN WALKED PAST, 414 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 415 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:29,214 ALL FATHER'S DAY. CHILDREN WALKED PAST, "HI DAD, NICE TO SEE YOU." 416 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 417 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,949 CHILDREN WALKED PAST, "HI DAD, NICE TO SEE YOU." "HELLO, DAD." 418 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 419 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,117 "HI DAD, NICE TO SEE YOU." "HELLO, DAD." SOMEWHERE AROUND 4 O'CLOCK 420 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 421 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,318 "HELLO, DAD." SOMEWHERE AROUND 4 O'CLOCK SOMEBODY SAID, 422 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 423 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,186 SOMEWHERE AROUND 4 O'CLOCK SOMEBODY SAID, "IS THE MALL STILL OPEN?" 424 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 425 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,388 SOMEBODY SAID, "IS THE MALL STILL OPEN?" >> OH, CLIFF. 426 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 427 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,956 "IS THE MALL STILL OPEN?" >> OH, CLIFF. OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 428 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 429 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,291 >> OH, CLIFF. OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. >> LOOK CLAIR, I'M TELLING YOU, 430 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 431 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,692 OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. >> LOOK CLAIR, I'M TELLING YOU, IT IS THAT BAD. 432 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 433 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,829 >> LOOK CLAIR, I'M TELLING YOU, IT IS THAT BAD. YOU MOTHERS KNOW HOW TO WORK 434 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 435 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,196 IT IS THAT BAD. YOU MOTHERS KNOW HOW TO WORK MOTHER'S DAY, SEE? 436 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 437 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,065 YOU MOTHERS KNOW HOW TO WORK MOTHER'S DAY, SEE? FIRST THING MOTHERS DO IS THEY 438 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 439 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,033 MOTHER'S DAY, SEE? FIRST THING MOTHERS DO IS THEY TELL THE CHILDREN HOW THEY 440 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 441 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,802 FIRST THING MOTHERS DO IS THEY TELL THE CHILDREN HOW THEY CARRIED 'EM ALL THAT TIME. 442 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 443 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:50,536 TELL THE CHILDREN HOW THEY CARRIED 'EM ALL THAT TIME. AND THEN THEY SAY TO 444 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 445 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,804 CARRIED 'EM ALL THAT TIME. AND THEN THEY SAY TO THE CHILDREN, "AND I BETTER GET 446 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 447 00:07:51,806 --> 00:07:53,972 AND THEN THEY SAY TO THE CHILDREN, "AND I BETTER GET GOOD PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW 448 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 449 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,574 THE CHILDREN, "AND I BETTER GET GOOD PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO GAVE ME THESE BLUE VEINS 450 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 451 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,308 GOOD PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO GAVE ME THESE BLUE VEINS IN THE BACK OF MY LEGS? 452 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 453 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,476 WHO GAVE ME THESE BLUE VEINS IN THE BACK OF MY LEGS? >> I DO NOT, CLIFF, 454 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 455 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:58,644 IN THE BACK OF MY LEGS? >> I DO NOT, CLIFF, I DO NOT DO THAT. 456 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 457 00:07:58,646 --> 00:07:59,945 >> I DO NOT, CLIFF, I DO NOT DO THAT. >> AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALL GET 458 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 459 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,747 I DO NOT DO THAT. >> AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALL GET GREAT PRESENTS, CLAIR, BECAUSE 460 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 461 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,281 >> AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALL GET GREAT PRESENTS, CLAIR, BECAUSE YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES 462 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 463 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,650 GREAT PRESENTS, CLAIR, BECAUSE YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES BETTER. 464 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 465 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,784 YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES BETTER. BUT I DON'T SAY ANYTHING 466 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 467 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:10,756 BETTER. BUT I DON'T SAY ANYTHING AND LOOK AT ME. 468 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 469 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,963 NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHIN'. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING. 470 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 471 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,364 SOMETHIN'. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING. THIS IS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS 472 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 473 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:22,333 YOU THINK I'M KIDDING. THIS IS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY LIFE. 474 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 475 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,842 >> OH, CLIFF. 476 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 477 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:50,128 [MUSIC] 478 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 479 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:56,535 >> I LOVE IT WHEN IT SNOWS. >> MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN BEFORE SCHOOL. 480 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 481 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,336 >> MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN BEFORE SCHOOL. >> MAYBE THERE WON'T BE SCHOOL. 482 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 483 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,604 BEFORE SCHOOL. >> MAYBE THERE WON'T BE SCHOOL. >> THEO, IT HAS TO SNOW A LOT 484 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 485 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:00,672 >> MAYBE THERE WON'T BE SCHOOL. >> THEO, IT HAS TO SNOW A LOT MORE THAN THAT BEFORE THEY'LL 486 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 487 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,140 >> THEO, IT HAS TO SNOW A LOT MORE THAN THAT BEFORE THEY'LL CLOSE SCHOOL. 488 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 489 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,175 MORE THAN THAT BEFORE THEY'LL CLOSE SCHOOL. >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM 490 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 491 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:04,108 CLOSE SCHOOL. >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? 492 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 493 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,210 >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU LIKE SCHOOL. 494 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 495 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,411 IS? YOU LIKE SCHOOL. YOU'D GO ON WEEKENDS IF YOU 496 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 497 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,713 YOU LIKE SCHOOL. YOU'D GO ON WEEKENDS IF YOU COULD. 498 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 499 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,981 YOU'D GO ON WEEKENDS IF YOU COULD. >> AND YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET 500 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 501 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,516 COULD. >> AND YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF IT, LIKE THE TIME YOU 502 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 503 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:12,950 >> AND YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF IT, LIKE THE TIME YOU ASKED MOM IF YOU COULD STAY 504 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 505 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:16,321 OUT OF IT, LIKE THE TIME YOU ASKED MOM IF YOU COULD STAY HOME FOR THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS. 506 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 507 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,924 ASKED MOM IF YOU COULD STAY HOME FOR THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS. >> HEY, WE'RE ALL BROTHERS. 508 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 509 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,893 HOME FOR THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS. >> HEY, WE'RE ALL BROTHERS. >> HI. 510 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 511 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,329 >> HEY, WE'RE ALL BROTHERS. >> HI. [LAUGHING] 512 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 513 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,097 >> HI. [LAUGHING] >> WHOA, GET DOWN, DAD. 514 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 515 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:26,964 [LAUGHING] >> WHOA, GET DOWN, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT. 516 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 517 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:29,734 >> WHOA, GET DOWN, DAD. >> ALL RIGHT. >> YOU LOOK LIKE TIMES SQUARE. 518 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 519 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,835 >> ALL RIGHT. >> YOU LOOK LIKE TIMES SQUARE. >> DAD, YOU OKAY? 520 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 521 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:31,837 >> YOU LOOK LIKE TIMES SQUARE. >> DAD, YOU OKAY? >> SURE. 522 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 523 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,338 >> DAD, YOU OKAY? >> SURE. >> DAD, YOU LOOK FUNNY. 524 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 525 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,539 >> SURE. >> DAD, YOU LOOK FUNNY. >> WELL, THANK YOU. 526 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 527 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:37,742 >> DAD, YOU LOOK FUNNY. >> WELL, THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 528 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 529 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,710 >> WELL, THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> GOOD MORNING. 530 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 531 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,811 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> GOOD MORNING. >> GOOD MORNING, DENISE. 532 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 533 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:40,611 >> GOOD MORNING. >> GOOD MORNING, DENISE. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 534 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 535 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,947 >> GOOD MORNING, DENISE. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> OH, NOTHING. 536 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 537 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:42,647 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> OH, NOTHING. >> DADDY, ARE YOU GOING 538 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 539 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,748 >> OH, NOTHING. >> DADDY, ARE YOU GOING TO WORK LIKE THAT? 540 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 541 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:44,749 >> DADDY, ARE YOU GOING TO WORK LIKE THAT? >> WHY NOT? 542 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 543 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:45,717 TO WORK LIKE THAT? >> WHY NOT? >> IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY 544 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 545 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,852 >> WHY NOT? >> IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY PROFESSIONAL. 546 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 547 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:47,618 >> IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY PROFESSIONAL. >> DADDY, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED 548 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 549 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,453 PROFESSIONAL. >> DADDY, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 550 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 551 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,188 >> DADDY, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? >> BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO 552 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 553 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,725 LIKE THAT? >> BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO ALL OF YOU ABOUT FATHER'S DAY. 554 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 555 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:54,960 >> BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO ALL OF YOU ABOUT FATHER'S DAY. >> FATHER'S DAY? 556 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 557 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:55,593 ALL OF YOU ABOUT FATHER'S DAY. >> FATHER'S DAY? >> YES. 558 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 559 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,162 >> FATHER'S DAY? >> YES. IT'S 2 WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 560 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 561 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:57,896 >> YES. IT'S 2 WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. >> IT I'M GIVING YOU 562 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 563 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,999 IT'S 2 WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. >> IT I'M GIVING YOU 6 MONTHS' NOTICE. 564 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 565 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,568 >> IT I'M GIVING YOU 6 MONTHS' NOTICE. I WANT BETTER PRESENTS. 566 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 567 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:04,435 6 MONTHS' NOTICE. I WANT BETTER PRESENTS. >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, LAST 568 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 569 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,403 I WANT BETTER PRESENTS. >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, LAST YEAR WE CHIPPED IN WITH MOM, 570 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 571 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,704 >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, LAST YEAR WE CHIPPED IN WITH MOM, AND WE GOT YOU THAT WALKMAN. 572 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 573 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,806 YEAR WE CHIPPED IN WITH MOM, AND WE GOT YOU THAT WALKMAN. >> AND I ENJOYED WATCHING MY 574 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 575 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,308 AND WE GOT YOU THAT WALKMAN. >> AND I ENJOYED WATCHING MY WALKMAN WALK AROUND 576 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 577 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,411 >> AND I ENJOYED WATCHING MY WALKMAN WALK AROUND WITH YOU ALL. 578 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 579 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,048 WALKMAN WALK AROUND WITH YOU ALL. I WANT SOMETHING FOR ME. 580 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 581 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,115 WITH YOU ALL. I WANT SOMETHING FOR ME. >> WE GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS 582 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 583 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,283 I WANT SOMETHING FOR ME. >> WE GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS AND KISSES. 584 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 585 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,918 >> WE GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS AND KISSES. >> OH, YES YOU DID. 586 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 587 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,353 AND KISSES. >> OH, YES YOU DID. AND HUGS AND KISSES, 588 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 589 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:23,221 >> OH, YES YOU DID. AND HUGS AND KISSES, MM-MM-MM! 590 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 591 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,323 AND HUGS AND KISSES, MM-MM-MM! I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH. 592 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 593 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,224 MM-MM-MM! I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH. >> DADDY, IT'S HARD TO SHOP 594 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 595 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,526 I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH. >> DADDY, IT'S HARD TO SHOP FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY. 596 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 597 00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:28,326 >> DADDY, IT'S HARD TO SHOP FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY. >> WHY? 598 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 599 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,094 FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY. >> WHY? >> BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE 600 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 601 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,262 >> WHY? >> BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE TO YOUR BIRTHDAY. 602 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 603 00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:33,331 >> BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE TO YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> FATHER'S DAY IS JUNE 16TH. 604 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 605 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:37,069 TO YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> FATHER'S DAY IS JUNE 16TH. MY BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER. 606 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 607 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,070 >> FATHER'S DAY IS JUNE 16TH. MY BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER. >> YEAH DAD, BUT THAT'S TWO 608 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 609 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,004 MY BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER. >> YEAH DAD, BUT THAT'S TWO PRESENTS PRETTY CLOSE TOGETHER. 610 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 611 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,040 >> YEAH DAD, BUT THAT'S TWO PRESENTS PRETTY CLOSE TOGETHER. IT CAN WIPE YOU OUT. 612 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 613 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,008 PRESENTS PRETTY CLOSE TOGETHER. IT CAN WIPE YOU OUT. >> NOT IF YOU PLAN WELL. 614 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 615 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,677 IT CAN WIPE YOU OUT. >> NOT IF YOU PLAN WELL. LAST YEAR I FOUND A SHIRT 616 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 617 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,145 >> NOT IF YOU PLAN WELL. LAST YEAR I FOUND A SHIRT AND A TIE THAT CAME IN THE SAME 618 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 619 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,180 LAST YEAR I FOUND A SHIRT AND A TIE THAT CAME IN THE SAME PACKAGE. 620 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 621 00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:49,247 AND A TIE THAT CAME IN THE SAME PACKAGE. I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR FATHER'S 622 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 623 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,348 PACKAGE. I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR FATHER'S DAY, AND I SAVED THE SHIRT 624 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 625 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:56,788 I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR FATHER'S DAY, AND I SAVED THE SHIRT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 626 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 627 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,824 DAY, AND I SAVED THE SHIRT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. >> AND THE SHIRT WAS TOO SMALL. 628 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 629 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,293 FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. >> AND THE SHIRT WAS TOO SMALL. AND THEN RUDY TOOK MY TIE 630 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 631 00:11:01,295 --> 00:11:04,362 >> AND THE SHIRT WAS TOO SMALL. AND THEN RUDY TOOK MY TIE AND USED IT FOR A JUMP ROPE. 632 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 633 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,297 AND THEN RUDY TOOK MY TIE AND USED IT FOR A JUMP ROPE. >> DAD, IT'S REALLY NOT NICE 634 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 635 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:06,364 AND USED IT FOR A JUMP ROPE. >> DAD, IT'S REALLY NOT NICE TO DEMAND PRESENTS FROM YOUR 636 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 637 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,232 >> DAD, IT'S REALLY NOT NICE TO DEMAND PRESENTS FROM YOUR CHILDREN. 638 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 639 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,034 TO DEMAND PRESENTS FROM YOUR CHILDREN. >> ALL I'M ASKING YOU ALL TO DO 640 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 641 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:12,404 CHILDREN. >> ALL I'M ASKING YOU ALL TO DO IS THINK. 642 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 643 00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,205 >> ALL I'M ASKING YOU ALL TO DO IS THINK. >> THINK. 644 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 645 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,674 IS THINK. >> THINK. >> THINK ABOUT WHAT? 646 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 647 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,510 >> THINK. >> THINK ABOUT WHAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. 648 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 649 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,011 >> THINK ABOUT WHAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> ABOUT WHO I AM 650 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 651 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,480 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHAT I AM. 652 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 653 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:23,815 >> ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHAT I AM. YOU ALL HAVE LIVED WITH ME YOUR 654 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 655 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,149 AND WHAT I AM. YOU ALL HAVE LIVED WITH ME YOUR WHOLE LIFE, AND YOU BUY 656 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 657 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,718 YOU ALL HAVE LIVED WITH ME YOUR WHOLE LIFE, AND YOU BUY PRESENTS LIKE YOU JUST MET ME 658 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 659 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,621 WHOLE LIFE, AND YOU BUY PRESENTS LIKE YOU JUST MET ME YESTERDAY. 660 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 661 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:31,356 PRESENTS LIKE YOU JUST MET ME YESTERDAY. YOU'VE GOT 6 MONTHS. 662 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 663 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,658 YESTERDAY. YOU'VE GOT 6 MONTHS. SEND AWAY FOR CATALOGS. 664 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 665 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,560 YOU'VE GOT 6 MONTHS. SEND AWAY FOR CATALOGS. GO TO TRADE SHOWS. 666 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 667 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,295 SEND AWAY FOR CATALOGS. GO TO TRADE SHOWS. LOOK AROUND. 668 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 669 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,197 GO TO TRADE SHOWS. LOOK AROUND. AND MAYBE IF YOU SEE TWO THINGS 670 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 671 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,732 LOOK AROUND. AND MAYBE IF YOU SEE TWO THINGS AND YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH 672 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 673 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,267 AND MAYBE IF YOU SEE TWO THINGS AND YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH ONE TO GET, DON'T TORTURE 674 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 675 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:47,005 AND YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH ONE TO GET, DON'T TORTURE YOURSELF, GET 'EM BOTH. 676 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 677 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,740 ONE TO GET, DON'T TORTURE YOURSELF, GET 'EM BOTH. >> YEAH, BUT DAD? 678 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 679 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,976 YOURSELF, GET 'EM BOTH. >> YEAH, BUT DAD? ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? 680 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 681 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,744 >> YEAH, BUT DAD? ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? [LAUGHING] 682 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 683 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,447 ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? [LAUGHING] >> LOOK AT ME. 684 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 685 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:56,415 [LAUGHING] >> LOOK AT ME. NOW WOULD YOU GO OUT 686 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 687 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:58,283 >> LOOK AT ME. NOW WOULD YOU GO OUT IN THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS? 688 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 689 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,251 NOW WOULD YOU GO OUT IN THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS? >> NO. 690 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 691 00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:00,885 IN THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS? >> NO. >> SEE, THERE'S THE DIFFERENCE. 692 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 693 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,786 >> NO. >> SEE, THERE'S THE DIFFERENCE. I WOULD. 694 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 695 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,521 >> SEE, THERE'S THE DIFFERENCE. I WOULD. I WOULD GO OUTSIDE 696 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 697 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,556 I WOULD. I WOULD GO OUTSIDE LOOKING LIKE THIS. 698 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 699 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,223 I WOULD GO OUTSIDE LOOKING LIKE THIS. WHY? 700 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 701 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,459 LOOKING LIKE THIS. WHY? BECAUSE MY CHILDREN BOUGHT THIS 702 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 703 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,060 WHY? BECAUSE MY CHILDREN BOUGHT THIS FOR ME, AND I LOVE 'EM. 704 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 705 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,495 BECAUSE MY CHILDREN BOUGHT THIS FOR ME, AND I LOVE 'EM. NOW ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA 706 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 707 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,197 FOR ME, AND I LOVE 'EM. NOW ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA BECOME A FATHER. 708 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 709 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,932 NOW ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA BECOME A FATHER. YOU'RE GOING TO GET 710 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 711 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,166 BECOME A FATHER. YOU'RE GOING TO GET ALL OF THESE THINGS 712 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 713 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,201 YOU'RE GOING TO GET ALL OF THESE THINGS FOR FATHER'S DAY. 714 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 715 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:16,935 ALL OF THESE THINGS FOR FATHER'S DAY. WHY? 716 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 717 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:17,835 FOR FATHER'S DAY. WHY? BECAUSE I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR 718 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 719 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:18,803 WHY? BECAUSE I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND I'M SELLING THESE 720 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 721 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:21,139 BECAUSE I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND I'M SELLING THESE TO YOUR CHILDREN. 722 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 723 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,573 HOUSE AND I'M SELLING THESE TO YOUR CHILDREN. >> DAD, I'D LIKE TO GET YOU 724 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 725 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,208 TO YOUR CHILDREN. >> DAD, I'D LIKE TO GET YOU BETTER THINGS, BUT I JUST DON'T 726 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 727 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,043 >> DAD, I'D LIKE TO GET YOU BETTER THINGS, BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. 728 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 729 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:25,977 BETTER THINGS, BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A LOT 730 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 731 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:26,778 HAVE THE MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A LOT OF MONEY. 732 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 733 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,479 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A LOT OF MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT 734 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 735 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:28,246 OF MONEY. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN APARTMENT BUILDING 736 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 737 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,281 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN APARTMENT BUILDING OR A TRAILER HOME, JUST A SIMPLE 738 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 739 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,917 AN APARTMENT BUILDING OR A TRAILER HOME, JUST A SIMPLE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. 740 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 741 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,385 OR A TRAILER HOME, JUST A SIMPLE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. >> OKAY, I'LL GET YOU FLOWERS. 742 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 743 00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:36,120 BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. >> OKAY, I'LL GET YOU FLOWERS. NO, DAD, I UNDERSTAND. 744 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 745 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,323 >> OKAY, I'LL GET YOU FLOWERS. NO, DAD, I UNDERSTAND. AND DAD, SORRY ABOUT THAT TIE. 746 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 747 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,157 NO, DAD, I UNDERSTAND. AND DAD, SORRY ABOUT THAT TIE. >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, SON. 748 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 749 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,024 AND DAD, SORRY ABOUT THAT TIE. >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, SON. SOMEWHERE THERE'S A SUIT 750 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 751 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,225 >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, SON. SOMEWHERE THERE'S A SUIT THAT GOES WITH THIS TIE. 752 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 753 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:45,196 SOMEWHERE THERE'S A SUIT THAT GOES WITH THIS TIE. BUT DON'T GET THE SUIT. 754 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 755 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:51,602 >> YOU KNOW, DAD'S RIGHT. WE HAVEN'T DONE A VERY GOOD JOB FOR FATHER'S DAY. 756 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 757 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,704 WE HAVEN'T DONE A VERY GOOD JOB FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> YEAH. 758 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 759 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,639 FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> YEAH. MOM ONCE GAVE ME $20 TO BUY HIM 760 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 761 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:55,907 >> YEAH. MOM ONCE GAVE ME $20 TO BUY HIM A PRESENT. 762 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 763 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,042 MOM ONCE GAVE ME $20 TO BUY HIM A PRESENT. I BOUGHT MYSELF A BRACELET 764 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 765 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,409 A PRESENT. I BOUGHT MYSELF A BRACELET FOR $16 AND GOT HIM SOME 766 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 767 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,411 I BOUGHT MYSELF A BRACELET FOR $16 AND GOT HIM SOME $4 CUFF LINKS. 768 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 769 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,446 FOR $16 AND GOT HIM SOME $4 CUFF LINKS. >> OH, COME ON YOU GUYS, 770 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 771 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,014 $4 CUFF LINKS. >> OH, COME ON YOU GUYS, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES. 772 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 773 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:03,681 >> OH, COME ON YOU GUYS, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES. ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT 774 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 775 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,515 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES. ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT ON FATHER'S DAY. 776 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 777 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,717 ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT ON FATHER'S DAY. >> WELL, I SAY WE CAN BE 778 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 779 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:07,385 ON FATHER'S DAY. >> WELL, I SAY WE CAN BE THE FIRST KIDS IN HISTORY 780 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 781 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,686 >> WELL, I SAY WE CAN BE THE FIRST KIDS IN HISTORY TO ACTUALLY GET OUR FATHER 782 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 783 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,322 THE FIRST KIDS IN HISTORY TO ACTUALLY GET OUR FATHER SOMETHING HE CAN REALLY USE. 784 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 785 00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:11,456 TO ACTUALLY GET OUR FATHER SOMETHING HE CAN REALLY USE. >> YEAH, WE'LL BE LIKE 786 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 787 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,657 SOMETHING HE CAN REALLY USE. >> YEAH, WE'LL BE LIKE PIONEERS. 788 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 789 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:13,691 >> YEAH, WE'LL BE LIKE PIONEERS. WHY DON'T WE START LOOKING 790 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 791 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,425 PIONEERS. WHY DON'T WE START LOOKING TODAY? 792 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 793 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,193 WHY DON'T WE START LOOKING TODAY? >> ARE YOU KIDDING? 794 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 795 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,361 TODAY? >> ARE YOU KIDDING? >> COME ON, DENISE, 796 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 797 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,696 >> ARE YOU KIDDING? >> COME ON, DENISE, IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 798 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 799 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,497 >> COME ON, DENISE, IT'S A GREAT IDEA. >> ALL RIGHT. 800 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 801 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,365 IT'S A GREAT IDEA. >> ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO ASK MOM IF SHE'LL TAKE 802 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 803 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,666 >> ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO ASK MOM IF SHE'LL TAKE US SHOPPING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY. 804 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 805 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,834 I'LL GO ASK MOM IF SHE'LL TAKE US SHOPPING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY. >> I'M GETTING HIM TENNIS 806 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 807 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:23,935 US SHOPPING AFTER SCHOOL TODAY. >> I'M GETTING HIM TENNIS BALLS, AND I DON'T CARE 808 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 809 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,837 >> I'M GETTING HIM TENNIS BALLS, AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY COST. 810 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 811 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,011 [MUSIC] 812 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 813 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:46,591 >> MOM, YOU LOOK TIRED. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD LOOK TIRED. 814 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 815 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,392 >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD LOOK TIRED. I'VE ONLY SPENT THE LAST 816 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 817 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,827 I SHOULD LOOK TIRED. I'VE ONLY SPENT THE LAST 3 HOURS CARRYING 4 KIDS 818 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 819 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:49,661 I'VE ONLY SPENT THE LAST 3 HOURS CARRYING 4 KIDS IN AND OUT OF EVERY STORE 820 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 821 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,929 3 HOURS CARRYING 4 KIDS IN AND OUT OF EVERY STORE IN NEW YORK CITY. 822 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 823 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,131 IN AND OUT OF EVERY STORE IN NEW YORK CITY. >> MOM, YOU GOTTA GET PSYCHED. 824 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 825 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,065 IN NEW YORK CITY. >> MOM, YOU GOTTA GET PSYCHED. YOU'VE GOT TO THINK OF THE LOOK 826 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 827 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,366 >> MOM, YOU GOTTA GET PSYCHED. YOU'VE GOT TO THINK OF THE LOOK ON DAD'S FACE WHEN HE GETS 828 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 829 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,501 YOU'VE GOT TO THINK OF THE LOOK ON DAD'S FACE WHEN HE GETS THE PERFECT GIFT. 830 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 831 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,069 ON DAD'S FACE WHEN HE GETS THE PERFECT GIFT. >> MAY I HELP YOU? 832 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 833 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,638 THE PERFECT GIFT. >> MAY I HELP YOU? >> WHERE ARE YOUR TENNIS BALLS? 834 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 835 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,639 >> MAY I HELP YOU? >> WHERE ARE YOUR TENNIS BALLS? >> WE DON'T CARRY 836 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 837 00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:02,073 >> WHERE ARE YOUR TENNIS BALLS? >> WE DON'T CARRY TENNIS BALLS, HONEY. 838 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 839 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,341 >> WE DON'T CARRY TENNIS BALLS, HONEY. SCHMIDDAUER'S IS MORE 840 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 841 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,643 TENNIS BALLS, HONEY. SCHMIDDAUER'S IS MORE OF A SPECIALTY STORE. 842 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 843 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:05,744 SCHMIDDAUER'S IS MORE OF A SPECIALTY STORE. >> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GIFTS 844 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 845 00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:07,145 OF A SPECIALTY STORE. >> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GIFTS FOR MY HUSBAND. 846 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 847 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:07,979 >> WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GIFTS FOR MY HUSBAND. >> DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING 848 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 849 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,380 FOR MY HUSBAND. >> DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND, OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME 850 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 851 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,615 >> DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND, OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR MORE 852 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 853 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,017 IN MIND, OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR MORE POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS? 854 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 855 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:12,851 TO SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR MORE POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS? >> OH, THIS IS 856 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 857 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:13,952 POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS? >> OH, THIS IS FOR FATHER'S DAY. 858 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 859 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,487 >> OH, THIS IS FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> AVOIDING THE RUSH? 860 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 861 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,457 FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> AVOIDING THE RUSH? >> I THINK WE'LL JUST BROWSE. 862 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 863 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:25,830 >> HEY, EXCUSE ME, HOW MUCH IS THIS? >> $299.50. 864 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 865 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,231 HOW MUCH IS THIS? >> $299.50. >> FOR A TOOL KIT? 866 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 867 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,366 >> $299.50. >> FOR A TOOL KIT? >> IT IS THE COMPLETE 868 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 869 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,101 >> FOR A TOOL KIT? >> IT IS THE COMPLETE HOME TOOL KIT. 870 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 871 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,036 >> IT IS THE COMPLETE HOME TOOL KIT. >> NOW I SAW THE SAME THING 872 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 873 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,539 HOME TOOL KIT. >> NOW I SAW THE SAME THING ON TV FOR $19.95. 874 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 875 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,141 >> NOW I SAW THE SAME THING ON TV FOR $19.95. >> THE TOOLS ARE $19,95. 876 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 877 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,712 ON TV FOR $19.95. >> THE TOOLS ARE $19,95. THE SCHMIDDAUER NAME IS $280. 878 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 879 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,146 >> THE TOOLS ARE $19,95. THE SCHMIDDAUER NAME IS $280. >> I'LL JUST TAKE THE TOOLS. 880 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 881 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,951 THE SCHMIDDAUER NAME IS $280. >> I'LL JUST TAKE THE TOOLS. >> THEY'RE NOT SOLD SEPARATELY. 882 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 883 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:46,885 >> I'LL JUST TAKE THE TOOLS. >> THEY'RE NOT SOLD SEPARATELY. >> THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM 884 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 885 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,019 >> THEY'RE NOT SOLD SEPARATELY. >> THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM TOOLS. 886 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 887 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,120 >> THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM TOOLS. >> I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. 888 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 889 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,154 TOOLS. >> I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. >> IF YOU DO, HE'S GONNA START 890 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 891 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,590 >> I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. >> IF YOU DO, HE'S GONNA START FIXING THINGS ALL OVER 892 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 893 00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:52,523 >> IF YOU DO, HE'S GONNA START FIXING THINGS ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 894 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 895 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,892 FIXING THINGS ALL OVER THE HOUSE. >> THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES TO DO. 896 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 897 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:54,926 THE HOUSE. >> THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES TO DO. >> HE ALSO LIKES TO HAVE YOU 898 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 899 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:55,994 >> THAT'S WHAT HE LIKES TO DO. >> HE ALSO LIKES TO HAVE YOU HELP HIM. 900 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 901 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,229 >> HE ALSO LIKES TO HAVE YOU HELP HIM. THEO, IN THIS BOX ARE YOUR 902 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 903 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,199 HELP HIM. THEO, IN THIS BOX ARE YOUR WEEKENDS. 904 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 905 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:08,239 >> EXCUSE ME, MISS. WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, THAT IS 906 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 907 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,508 WHAT IS THIS? >> OH, THAT IS A FOOT-WARMING BAG. 908 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 909 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,275 >> OH, THAT IS A FOOT-WARMING BAG. >> DO YOU THINK MY DAD 910 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 911 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,177 A FOOT-WARMING BAG. >> DO YOU THINK MY DAD WOULD LIKE IT? 912 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 913 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:15,980 >> DO YOU THINK MY DAD WOULD LIKE IT? >> OF COURSE HE WOULD. 914 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 915 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,281 WOULD LIKE IT? >> OF COURSE HE WOULD. >> I'LL KEEP LOOKING. 916 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 917 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:20,218 >> OF COURSE HE WOULD. >> I'LL KEEP LOOKING. >> GOOD GIRL. 918 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 919 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,486 >> I'LL KEEP LOOKING. >> GOOD GIRL. >> OH, I SEE YOU FOUND 920 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 921 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,222 >> GOOD GIRL. >> OH, I SEE YOU FOUND THE SCHMIDDAUER COMPACT 922 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 923 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,389 >> OH, I SEE YOU FOUND THE SCHMIDDAUER COMPACT FISHING KIT. 924 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 925 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,591 THE SCHMIDDAUER COMPACT FISHING KIT. >> WELL, MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS 926 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 927 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,293 FISHING KIT. >> WELL, MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT GOING FISHING. 928 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 929 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,860 >> WELL, MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT GOING FISHING. >> I GOT ONE FOR MY HUSBAND, 930 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 931 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,496 TALKING ABOUT GOING FISHING. >> I GOT ONE FOR MY HUSBAND, AND HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH IT. 932 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 933 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,897 >> I GOT ONE FOR MY HUSBAND, AND HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH IT. FISHING RELAXES HIM. 934 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 935 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:33,665 AND HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH IT. FISHING RELAXES HIM. >> OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT 936 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 937 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,465 FISHING RELAXES HIM. >> OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT CLIFF COULD USE. 938 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 939 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,400 >> OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT CLIFF COULD USE. >> ALBERT'S GOTTEN TO BE 940 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 941 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,467 CLIFF COULD USE. >> ALBERT'S GOTTEN TO BE A REAL FISHERMAN. 942 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 943 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,202 >> ALBERT'S GOTTEN TO BE A REAL FISHERMAN. SOMETIMES HE'LL CATCH 944 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 945 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,269 A REAL FISHERMAN. SOMETIMES HE'LL CATCH A DOZEN FISH. 946 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 947 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,136 SOMETIMES HE'LL CATCH A DOZEN FISH. >> GREAT. 948 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 949 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,505 A DOZEN FISH. >> GREAT. >> YES, IT IS. 950 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 951 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,340 >> GREAT. >> YES, IT IS. UNTIL HE BRINGS THEM HOME. 952 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 953 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,107 >> YES, IT IS. UNTIL HE BRINGS THEM HOME. >> I DON'T THINK WE'RE 954 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 955 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,242 UNTIL HE BRINGS THEM HOME. >> I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS. 956 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 957 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,109 >> I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS. >> HEY MOM. 958 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 959 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,578 GONNA TAKE THIS. >> HEY MOM. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 960 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 961 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,878 >> HEY MOM. WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT'S AN AUTOMATIC POTATO 962 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 963 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,446 WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT'S AN AUTOMATIC POTATO PEELER. 964 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 965 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,214 IT'S AN AUTOMATIC POTATO PEELER. >> NOW, YOU KNOW THAT'S 966 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 967 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:49,980 PEELER. >> NOW, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 968 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 969 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,549 >> NOW, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. HE LOVES MAKING HASH BROWNS. 970 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 971 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,250 NOT A BAD IDEA. HE LOVES MAKING HASH BROWNS. >> HOW MUCH? 972 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 973 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,351 HE LOVES MAKING HASH BROWNS. >> HOW MUCH? >> $54.50. 974 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 975 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,652 >> HOW MUCH? >> $54.50. >> NOW I SAW THE SAME THING 976 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 977 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,855 >> $54.50. >> NOW I SAW THE SAME THING ON TV FOR $19.95 AND THEY THREW 978 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 979 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,090 >> NOW I SAW THE SAME THING ON TV FOR $19.95 AND THEY THREW IN A SET OF KNIVES. 980 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 981 00:15:59,092 --> 00:15:59,957 ON TV FOR $19.95 AND THEY THREW IN A SET OF KNIVES. >> OH, COME ON, THEO. 982 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 983 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,658 IN A SET OF KNIVES. >> OH, COME ON, THEO. IT PROBABLY WASN'T 984 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 985 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,360 >> OH, COME ON, THEO. IT PROBABLY WASN'T THE SAME POTATO PEELER. 986 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 987 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:02,960 IT PROBABLY WASN'T THE SAME POTATO PEELER. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD GO 988 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 989 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,596 THE SAME POTATO PEELER. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO ANOTHER STORE. 990 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 991 00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:05,563 >> MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO ANOTHER STORE. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THIS 992 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 993 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,731 TO ANOTHER STORE. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THIS WHOLE THING OFF, AND YOUR 994 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 995 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,599 >> MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THIS WHOLE THING OFF, AND YOUR FATHER SHOULD WAIT FOR FATHER'S 996 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 997 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,534 WHOLE THING OFF, AND YOUR FATHER SHOULD WAIT FOR FATHER'S DAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 998 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 999 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,801 FATHER SHOULD WAIT FOR FATHER'S DAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. >> NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 1000 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1001 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,770 DAY JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. >> NOW WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ARE A NICE LADY, AND YOU'RE 1002 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1003 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,639 >> NOW WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ARE A NICE LADY, AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A FAMILY IN PANIC. 1004 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1005 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,440 YOU ARE A NICE LADY, AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A FAMILY IN PANIC. NOW I HAVE BEEN HERE MANY 1006 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1007 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,374 OBVIOUSLY A FAMILY IN PANIC. NOW I HAVE BEEN HERE MANY YEARS. 1008 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1009 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,242 NOW I HAVE BEEN HERE MANY YEARS. I CAN HELP YOU. 1010 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1011 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,042 YEARS. I CAN HELP YOU. >> WELL, WE CERTAINLY 1012 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1013 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:18,809 I CAN HELP YOU. >> WELL, WE CERTAINLY COULD USE IT. 1014 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1015 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,844 >> WELL, WE CERTAINLY COULD USE IT. >> NO PROBLEM. 1016 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1017 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,946 COULD USE IT. >> NO PROBLEM. I LIKE YOUR KIDS. 1018 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1019 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,047 >> NO PROBLEM. I LIKE YOUR KIDS. AND I HOPE YOU ALL COME BACK 1020 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1021 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,115 I LIKE YOUR KIDS. AND I HOPE YOU ALL COME BACK IN JUNE WHEN YOU DO YOUR 1022 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1023 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:27,118 AND I HOPE YOU ALL COME BACK IN JUNE WHEN YOU DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. 1024 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1025 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,621 IN JUNE WHEN YOU DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. [MUSIC] 1026 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1027 00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:30,655 CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. [MUSIC] [KNOCKING] 1028 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1029 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,822 [MUSIC] [KNOCKING] >> COME IN. 1030 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1031 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,690 [KNOCKING] >> COME IN. >> DR. HUXTABLE. 1032 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1033 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,725 >> COME IN. >> DR. HUXTABLE. >> OH, MRS. LEE. 1034 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1035 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:34,726 >> DR. HUXTABLE. >> OH, MRS. LEE. >> I BROUGHT MY HUSBAND IN 1036 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1037 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,161 >> OH, MRS. LEE. >> I BROUGHT MY HUSBAND IN SO YOU CAN TALK TO HIM. 1038 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1039 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,929 >> I BROUGHT MY HUSBAND IN SO YOU CAN TALK TO HIM. >> BEN, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. 1040 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1041 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:39,797 SO YOU CAN TALK TO HIM. >> BEN, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. >> DR. HUXTABLE, 1042 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1043 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:40,965 >> BEN, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. >> DR. HUXTABLE, THIS IS MY HUSBAND BEN. 1044 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1045 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:41,899 >> DR. HUXTABLE, THIS IS MY HUSBAND BEN. >> BEN, HOW ARE YA? 1046 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1047 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:42,700 THIS IS MY HUSBAND BEN. >> BEN, HOW ARE YA? >> NICE MEETING YA. 1048 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1049 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:43,434 >> BEN, HOW ARE YA? >> NICE MEETING YA. >> GOOD. 1050 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1051 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,869 >> NICE MEETING YA. >> GOOD. >> WELL, I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE 1052 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1053 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:45,936 >> GOOD. >> WELL, I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE SO YOU TWO CAN GET TO KNOW 1054 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1055 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:49,641 >> WELL, I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE SO YOU TWO CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 1056 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1057 00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:50,775 SO YOU TWO CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. >> MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 1058 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1059 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:51,442 EACH OTHER. >> MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. >> THANK YOU. 1060 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1061 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,209 >> MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. >> THANK YOU. >> LIKE SOME COFFEE? 1062 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1063 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,077 >> THANK YOU. >> LIKE SOME COFFEE? >> SURE. 1064 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1065 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:53,911 >> LIKE SOME COFFEE? >> SURE. CREAM, NO SUGAR. 1066 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1067 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,012 >> SURE. CREAM, NO SUGAR. >> CREAM, NO SUGAR. 1068 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1069 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,148 CREAM, NO SUGAR. >> CREAM, NO SUGAR. WELL, YOUR WIFE IS HEALTHY. 1070 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1071 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,716 >> CREAM, NO SUGAR. WELL, YOUR WIFE IS HEALTHY. YOU MUST BE A VERY PROUD MAN. 1072 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1073 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,117 WELL, YOUR WIFE IS HEALTHY. YOU MUST BE A VERY PROUD MAN. YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 1074 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1075 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,952 YOU MUST BE A VERY PROUD MAN. YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BABY FOR A LONG TIME, DOC. 1076 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1077 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,421 YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BABY FOR A LONG TIME, DOC. >> AH, YOU MUST BE TICKLED. 1078 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1079 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,322 THIS BABY FOR A LONG TIME, DOC. >> AH, YOU MUST BE TICKLED. >> YOU GOT KIDS? 1080 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1081 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,623 >> AH, YOU MUST BE TICKLED. >> YOU GOT KIDS? >> OH YEAH, FIVE. 1082 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1083 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,857 >> YOU GOT KIDS? >> OH YEAH, FIVE. >> ALL RIGHT. 1084 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1085 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,025 >> OH YEAH, FIVE. >> ALL RIGHT. KEEP THEM BAREFOOT 1086 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1087 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:12,797 >> ALL RIGHT. KEEP THEM BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT. 1088 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1089 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,866 KEEP THEM BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT. >> BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT? 1090 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1091 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:15,700 AND PREGNANT. >> BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT? >> I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED 1092 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1093 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,735 >> BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT? >> I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF GUY, DOC. 1094 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1095 00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:18,069 >> I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF GUY, DOC. >> I THOUGHT THEY DIED OUT 1096 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1097 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,004 KIND OF GUY, DOC. >> I THOUGHT THEY DIED OUT A LONG TIME AGO. 1098 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1099 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:20,905 >> I THOUGHT THEY DIED OUT A LONG TIME AGO. >> I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS, 1100 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1101 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:21,740 A LONG TIME AGO. >> I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS, DOC. 1102 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1103 00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:23,274 >> I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS, DOC. FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES, 1104 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1105 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,043 DOC. FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES, TWO YEARS UP ON A PIPELINE. 1106 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1107 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,544 FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES, TWO YEARS UP ON A PIPELINE. BUT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING 1108 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1109 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,213 TWO YEARS UP ON A PIPELINE. BUT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING A PREGNANT WIFE TO REALLY PROVE 1110 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1111 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:32,917 BUT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING A PREGNANT WIFE TO REALLY PROVE YOUR MANHOOD. 1112 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1113 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,052 A PREGNANT WIFE TO REALLY PROVE YOUR MANHOOD. >> PROVE YOUR MANHOOD? 1114 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1115 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,653 YOUR MANHOOD. >> PROVE YOUR MANHOOD? >> I TOLD THE WIFE, I WANT 1116 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1117 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,255 >> PROVE YOUR MANHOOD? >> I TOLD THE WIFE, I WANT TO HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, LOTS 1118 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1119 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,591 >> I TOLD THE WIFE, I WANT TO HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, LOTS OF KIDS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM'S 1120 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1121 00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,325 TO HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, LOTS OF KIDS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM'S GONNA KNOW THAT I AM THE BOSS. 1122 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1123 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,161 OF KIDS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM'S GONNA KNOW THAT I AM THE BOSS. >> WELL, MR. LEE, THE ONLY 1124 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1125 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,062 GONNA KNOW THAT I AM THE BOSS. >> WELL, MR. LEE, THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THAT 1126 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1127 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,264 >> WELL, MR. LEE, THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THAT THE MORE KIDS YOU HAVE, IT'S 1128 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1129 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,464 PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THAT THE MORE KIDS YOU HAVE, IT'S THE MORE PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL 1130 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1131 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:51,102 THE MORE KIDS YOU HAVE, IT'S THE MORE PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS. 1132 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1133 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,003 THE MORE PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS. >> DOC, I'M TELLING YA, 1134 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1135 00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,404 YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS. >> DOC, I'M TELLING YA, I'M THE BOSS. 1136 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1137 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,039 >> DOC, I'M TELLING YA, I'M THE BOSS. >> MR. LEE, I USED TO THINK 1138 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1139 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,407 I'M THE BOSS. >> MR. LEE, I USED TO THINK THAT I WAS GOING TO BE 1140 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1141 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,708 >> MR. LEE, I USED TO THINK THAT I WAS GOING TO BE THE BOSS. 1142 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1143 00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,177 THAT I WAS GOING TO BE THE BOSS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I LOST IT. 1144 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1145 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,913 THE BOSS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I LOST IT. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT. 1146 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1147 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,149 I DON'T KNOW HOW I LOST IT. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT. I DON'T THINK I EVER HAD IT. 1148 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1149 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,117 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT. I DON'T THINK I EVER HAD IT. >> WELL LOOK, THAT'S NOT GONNA 1150 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1151 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,018 I DON'T THINK I EVER HAD IT. >> WELL LOOK, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME. 1152 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1153 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,853 >> WELL LOOK, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME. >> OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU GO BACK 1154 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1155 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,821 HAPPEN TO ME. >> OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU GO BACK HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOU 1156 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1157 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,156 >> OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU GO BACK HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOU STAND IN THE LIVING ROOM, 1158 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1159 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,057 HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOU STAND IN THE LIVING ROOM, I WANT YOU TO SAY, 1160 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1161 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,692 STAND IN THE LIVING ROOM, I WANT YOU TO SAY, "I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES." 1162 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1163 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,160 I WANT YOU TO SAY, "I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES." >> I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES. 1164 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1165 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,128 "I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES." >> I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES. >> THEN I WANT YOU TO GO OVER 1166 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1167 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,263 >> I DON'T LIKE THESE DRAPES. >> THEN I WANT YOU TO GO OVER TO THE TELEPHONE, PICK IT UP 1168 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1169 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,231 >> THEN I WANT YOU TO GO OVER TO THE TELEPHONE, PICK IT UP AND ORDER NEW DRAPES. 1170 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1171 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,232 TO THE TELEPHONE, PICK IT UP AND ORDER NEW DRAPES. >> WELL-- 1172 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1173 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,500 AND ORDER NEW DRAPES. >> WELL-- >> AH, YOU CAN'T DO, CAN YOU? 1174 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1175 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,300 >> WELL-- >> AH, YOU CAN'T DO, CAN YOU? >> NO. 1176 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1177 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,001 >> AH, YOU CAN'T DO, CAN YOU? >> NO. >> WHY? 1178 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1179 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,672 >> NO. >> WHY? >> WE HAVE BLINDS. 1180 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1181 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,741 >> WHY? >> WE HAVE BLINDS. >> BUT NOW YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND 1182 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1183 00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:30,975 >> WE HAVE BLINDS. >> BUT NOW YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT THE DAYS OF BEING 1184 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1185 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,209 >> BUT NOW YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT THE DAYS OF BEING THE BOSS, THE BAREFOOT 1186 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1187 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,611 THAT THE DAYS OF BEING THE BOSS, THE BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT, I MEAN THAT'S 1188 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1189 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,646 THE BOSS, THE BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT, I MEAN THAT'S 30 YEARS AGO. 1190 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1191 00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:36,113 AND PREGNANT, I MEAN THAT'S 30 YEARS AGO. THE OLD-FASHIONED MAN IS OUT. 1192 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1193 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,214 30 YEARS AGO. THE OLD-FASHIONED MAN IS OUT. THERE'S MORE TO THIS 1194 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1195 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,550 THE OLD-FASHIONED MAN IS OUT. THERE'S MORE TO THIS RELATIONSHIP THAN BEING 1196 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1197 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,616 THERE'S MORE TO THIS RELATIONSHIP THAN BEING THE BOSS. 1198 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1199 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,418 RELATIONSHIP THAN BEING THE BOSS. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS. 1200 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1201 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,253 THE BOSS. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS. SHE WON'T BE THE BOSS. 1202 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1203 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,755 YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS. SHE WON'T BE THE BOSS. THE BOSS WILL BE THAT BABY. 1204 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1205 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,057 SHE WON'T BE THE BOSS. THE BOSS WILL BE THAT BABY. I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS, 1206 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1207 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,392 THE BOSS WILL BE THAT BABY. I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS, MR. LEE, AND EACH DAY MY WIFE 1208 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1209 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,760 I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS, MR. LEE, AND EACH DAY MY WIFE AND I GO GROW CLOSER AND CLOSER 1210 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1211 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,628 MR. LEE, AND EACH DAY MY WIFE AND I GO GROW CLOSER AND CLOSER TOGETHER. 1212 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1213 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,629 AND I GO GROW CLOSER AND CLOSER TOGETHER. MAINLY BECAUSE 1214 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1215 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,733 TOGETHER. MAINLY BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID OF THE CHILDREN. 1216 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1217 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,702 MAINLY BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID OF THE CHILDREN. [MUSIC] 1218 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1219 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,614 >> CLIFF! >> HEY. >> CLIFF! 1220 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1221 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,682 >> HEY. >> CLIFF! >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 1222 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1223 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,316 >> CLIFF! >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1224 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1225 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,084 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1226 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1227 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,151 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT 1228 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1229 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,052 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE HOSPITAL MAKING YOUR ROUNDS, 1230 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1231 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:15,686 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE HOSPITAL MAKING YOUR ROUNDS, HONEY. 1232 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1233 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,354 THE HOSPITAL MAKING YOUR ROUNDS, HONEY. >> OH, REALLY? 1234 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1235 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,521 HONEY. >> OH, REALLY? >> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 1236 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1237 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,122 >> OH, REALLY? >> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. STOP IT, STOP IT. 1238 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1239 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,023 >> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. STOP IT, STOP IT. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1240 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1241 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:19,656 STOP IT, STOP IT. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED 1242 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1243 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,258 >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME FOR 10 MINUTES. 1244 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1245 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,192 >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME FOR 10 MINUTES. >> OKAY, WHAT KIND OF TRICK 1246 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1247 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:21,825 TO BE HOME FOR 10 MINUTES. >> OKAY, WHAT KIND OF TRICK IS THIS? 1248 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1249 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,393 >> OKAY, WHAT KIND OF TRICK IS THIS? >> OKAY. 1250 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1251 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,627 IS THIS? >> OKAY. I WANT YOU TO GO ACROSS 1252 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1253 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,429 >> OKAY. I WANT YOU TO GO ACROSS THE STREET AND STAND OVER THERE. 1254 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1255 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:26,397 I WANT YOU TO GO ACROSS THE STREET AND STAND OVER THERE. AND I'LL WAVE TO YOU. 1256 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1257 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,131 THE STREET AND STAND OVER THERE. AND I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> ACROSS THE STREET? 1258 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1259 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:27,831 AND I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> ACROSS THE STREET? >> YEAH, I'LL WAVE TO YOU. 1260 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1261 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,467 >> ACROSS THE STREET? >> YEAH, I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> IT'S 18 DEGREES. 1262 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1263 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,501 >> YEAH, I'LL WAVE TO YOU. >> IT'S 18 DEGREES. >> OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. 1264 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1265 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:34,272 >> IT'S 18 DEGREES. >> OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. HERE, TAKE THIS, BE WARM. 1266 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1267 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,374 >> OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. HERE, TAKE THIS, BE WARM. [KNOCKING] 1268 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1269 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,041 HERE, TAKE THIS, BE WARM. [KNOCKING] >> DEAR, I MEAN, 1270 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1271 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:37,542 [KNOCKING] >> DEAR, I MEAN, WHAT IS GOING ON? 1272 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1273 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,409 >> DEAR, I MEAN, WHAT IS GOING ON? >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON. 1274 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1275 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,577 WHAT IS GOING ON? >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON. THE KIDS WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU 1276 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1277 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,913 >> OH, CLIFF, COME ON. THE KIDS WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY. 1278 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1279 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,249 THE KIDS WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> THEY DID? 1280 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1281 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,784 FOR FATHER'S DAY. >> THEY DID? THEY WENT OUT TODAY 1282 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1283 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,486 >> THEY DID? THEY WENT OUT TODAY AND BOUGHT ME PRESENTS? 1284 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1285 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,654 THEY WENT OUT TODAY AND BOUGHT ME PRESENTS? >> THEY WENT OUT SHOPPING ALL 1286 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1287 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,722 AND BOUGHT ME PRESENTS? >> THEY WENT OUT SHOPPING ALL AFTERNOON FROM STORE TO STORE. 1288 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1289 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,023 >> THEY WENT OUT SHOPPING ALL AFTERNOON FROM STORE TO STORE. >> I HAVE GREAT KIDS. 1290 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1291 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,392 AFTERNOON FROM STORE TO STORE. >> I HAVE GREAT KIDS. >> YES, YOU DO. 1292 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1293 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,193 >> I HAVE GREAT KIDS. >> YES, YOU DO. >> WHAT'D THEY GET ME? 1294 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1295 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,094 >> YES, YOU DO. >> WHAT'D THEY GET ME? >> OH, NO, NO, NO, UH-UH. 1296 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1297 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:57,995 >> WHAT'D THEY GET ME? >> OH, NO, NO, NO, UH-UH. QUICK. 1298 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1299 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,597 >> OH, NO, NO, NO, UH-UH. QUICK. >> OKAY. 1300 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1301 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:00,964 QUICK. >> OKAY. >> PUT THIS AROUND YOUR NECK. 1302 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1303 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:01,699 >> OKAY. >> PUT THIS AROUND YOUR NECK. >> RIGHT. 1304 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1305 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,433 >> PUT THIS AROUND YOUR NECK. >> RIGHT. >> OKAY, GET OUTSIDE 1306 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1307 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,934 >> RIGHT. >> OKAY, GET OUTSIDE AND WAIT 'TIL I CALL FOR YOU. 1308 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1309 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:04,602 >> OKAY, GET OUTSIDE AND WAIT 'TIL I CALL FOR YOU. >> IS RALPH EDWARDS 1310 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1311 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,369 AND WAIT 'TIL I CALL FOR YOU. >> IS RALPH EDWARDS GONNA BE HERE? 1312 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1313 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,305 >> IS RALPH EDWARDS GONNA BE HERE? >> YOU GET OUT. 1314 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1315 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,172 GONNA BE HERE? >> YOU GET OUT. OKAY KIDS, HURRY UP! 1316 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1317 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,773 >> YOU GET OUT. OKAY KIDS, HURRY UP! COME DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY. 1318 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1319 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:10,508 OKAY KIDS, HURRY UP! COME DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY. >> IS HE HOME? 1320 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1321 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,409 COME DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY. >> IS HE HOME? >> NO, BUT I THINK HE'LL BE 1322 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1323 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,310 >> IS HE HOME? >> NO, BUT I THINK HE'LL BE HERE AT ANY MOMENT. 1324 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1325 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,477 >> NO, BUT I THINK HE'LL BE HERE AT ANY MOMENT. >> MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! 1326 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1327 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,445 HERE AT ANY MOMENT. >> MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! >> OKAY, NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN 1328 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1329 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:15,246 >> MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! >> OKAY, NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN AND GET READY. 1330 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1331 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,180 >> OKAY, NOW EVERYBODY SIT DOWN AND GET READY. >> OH, I FORGOT TO SIGN 1332 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1333 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:16,814 AND GET READY. >> OH, I FORGOT TO SIGN HIS CARD. 1334 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1335 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:17,481 >> OH, I FORGOT TO SIGN HIS CARD. >> HURRY UP. 1336 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1337 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:21,218 HIS CARD. >> HURRY UP. >> I THINK I HEAR HIM! 1338 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1339 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:21,852 >> HURRY UP. >> I THINK I HEAR HIM! >> HI. 1340 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1341 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:22,787 >> I THINK I HEAR HIM! >> HI. >> SURPRISE! 1342 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1343 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,489 >> HI. >> SURPRISE! >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! 1344 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1345 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:30,327 >> SURPRISE! >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! >> OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! 1346 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1347 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,162 >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! >> OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! >> YOU MADE US. 1348 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1349 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,798 >> OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! >> YOU MADE US. >> GOLLY, THIS IS 1350 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1351 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,068 >> YOU MADE US. >> GOLLY, THIS IS REALLY WONDERFUL. 1352 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1353 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,202 >> GOLLY, THIS IS REALLY WONDERFUL. >> OPEN 'EM, OPEN 'EM! 1354 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1355 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,806 REALLY WONDERFUL. >> OPEN 'EM, OPEN 'EM! >> OKAY, OKAY! 1356 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1357 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,608 >> OPEN 'EM, OPEN 'EM! >> OKAY, OKAY! >> AH, BOY. 1358 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1359 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:48,846 >> OKAY, OKAY! >> AH, BOY. OKAY. 1360 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1361 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,048 >> AH, BOY. OKAY. "TO A GREAT DAD ON FATHER'S DAY, 1362 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1363 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,617 OKAY. "TO A GREAT DAD ON FATHER'S DAY, EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T. 1364 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1365 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,318 "TO A GREAT DAD ON FATHER'S DAY, EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T. LOVE VANESSA." 1366 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1367 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,486 EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T. LOVE VANESSA." >> HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 1368 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1369 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,755 LOVE VANESSA." >> HOPE YOU LIKE IT. >> OH, YOU KNOW I WILL. 1370 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1371 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,723 >> HOPE YOU LIKE IT. >> OH, YOU KNOW I WILL. THINK. 1372 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1373 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,692 >> OH, YOU KNOW I WILL. THINK. THINK. 1374 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1375 00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:10,635 THERE'S MORE! >> YEAH. 1376 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1377 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:21,245 >> IT'S THE COMPLETE HOME WEATHER STATION. >> I HAVE NOTHING LIKE THIS. 1378 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1379 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,813 HOME WEATHER STATION. >> I HAVE NOTHING LIKE THIS. >> DAD, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE 1380 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1381 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,281 >> I HAVE NOTHING LIKE THIS. >> DAD, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE 1382 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1383 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,149 >> DAD, YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE OUT THERE. 1384 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1385 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,550 ALWAYS ASKING ME WHAT IT'S LIKE OUT THERE. WELL, THIS IS GONNA TELL YOU. 1386 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1387 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:27,685 OUT THERE. WELL, THIS IS GONNA TELL YOU. >> UH-HUH. 1388 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1389 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,054 WELL, THIS IS GONNA TELL YOU. >> UH-HUH. THANK YOU. 1390 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1391 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:30,755 >> UH-HUH. THANK YOU. >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. 1392 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1393 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:31,956 THANK YOU. >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. >> THAT'S MINE. 1394 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1395 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,823 >> HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. >> THAT'S MINE. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS YOU? 1396 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1397 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:33,557 >> THAT'S MINE. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS YOU? >> YEAH. 1398 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1399 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:37,094 >> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS YOU? >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT. 1400 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1401 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,896 >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT. "DEAR DADDY, IT'S NOT A TIE." 1402 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1403 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,831 >> ALL RIGHT. "DEAR DADDY, IT'S NOT A TIE." ALL RIGHT! 1404 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1405 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,299 "DEAR DADDY, IT'S NOT A TIE." ALL RIGHT! I LOVE [INAUDIBLE] 1406 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1407 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,934 ALL RIGHT! I LOVE [INAUDIBLE] IT'S NOT A TIE. 1408 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1409 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,537 I LOVE [INAUDIBLE] IT'S NOT A TIE. ALL RIGHT. 1410 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1411 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:50,741 IT'S NOT A TIE. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 1412 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1413 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:51,742 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. >> IT'S AN ELECTRIC ICE-CREAM 1414 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1415 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:52,643 OKAY. >> IT'S AN ELECTRIC ICE-CREAM SCOOPER. 1416 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1417 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,344 >> IT'S AN ELECTRIC ICE-CREAM SCOOPER. >> OH, YEAH! 1418 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1419 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:55,179 SCOOPER. >> OH, YEAH! >> SEE THIS PART WARMS UP SO 1420 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1421 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,047 >> OH, YEAH! >> SEE THIS PART WARMS UP SO YOU WON'T HURT YOUR WRIST WHEN 1422 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1423 00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:57,748 >> SEE THIS PART WARMS UP SO YOU WON'T HURT YOUR WRIST WHEN YOU'RE SCOOPING THE ICE CREAM. 1424 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1425 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:58,883 YOU WON'T HURT YOUR WRIST WHEN YOU'RE SCOOPING THE ICE CREAM. >> OH, THANK YOU. 1426 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1427 00:21:58,885 --> 00:21:59,684 YOU'RE SCOOPING THE ICE CREAM. >> OH, THANK YOU. >> YOU LIKE IT? 1428 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1429 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,351 >> OH, THANK YOU. >> YOU LIKE IT? >> OH, I LOVE IT. 1430 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1431 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,153 >> YOU LIKE IT? >> OH, I LOVE IT. THANK YOU. 1432 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1433 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:02,820 >> OH, I LOVE IT. THANK YOU. >> HERE YOU GO, DAD, 1434 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1435 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,453 THANK YOU. >> HERE YOU GO, DAD, HERE YOU GO. 1436 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1437 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,421 >> HERE YOU GO, DAD, HERE YOU GO. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW. 1438 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1439 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,823 HERE YOU GO. >> ALL RIGHT, NOW. ALL RIGHT. 1440 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1441 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:06,890 >> ALL RIGHT, NOW. ALL RIGHT. >> READ THE CARD FIRST. 1442 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1443 00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:11,329 ALL RIGHT. >> READ THE CARD FIRST. >> OH. 1444 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1445 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,830 >> READ THE CARD FIRST. >> OH. "GONNA BE A FATHER? 1446 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1447 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,732 >> OH. "GONNA BE A FATHER? IT WILL COST YOU A PRETTY NOTE. 1448 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1449 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,801 "GONNA BE A FATHER? IT WILL COST YOU A PRETTY NOTE. ROCK A BYE BABY." 1450 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1451 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:18,402 IT WILL COST YOU A PRETTY NOTE. ROCK A BYE BABY." >> THEY DIDN'T HAVE 1452 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1453 00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:22,273 ROCK A BYE BABY." >> THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY FATHER'S DAY CARDS. 1454 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1455 00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:31,515 >> THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY FATHER'S DAY CARDS. >> ALL RIGHT. 1456 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1457 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,650 ANY FATHER'S DAY CARDS. >> ALL RIGHT. SLIPPERS. 1458 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1459 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:33,384 >> ALL RIGHT. SLIPPERS. >> THEY'RE NOT JUST SLIPPERS, 1460 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1461 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:34,385 SLIPPERS. >> THEY'RE NOT JUST SLIPPERS, DAD. 1462 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1463 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,786 >> THEY'RE NOT JUST SLIPPERS, DAD. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO 1464 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1465 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:36,821 DAD. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING AND GET 1466 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1467 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:37,922 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING AND GET THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING? 1468 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1469 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:38,589 OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING AND GET THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING? >> UH-HUH. 1470 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1471 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:39,390 THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING? >> UH-HUH. >> NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO 1472 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1473 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:40,825 >> UH-HUH. >> NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS THIS... 1474 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1475 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,627 >> NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS THIS... RUBBERS. 1476 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1477 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:46,230 IS THIS... RUBBERS. >> ALL RIGHT! 1478 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1479 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,565 RUBBERS. >> ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 1480 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1481 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:51,168 >> ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! RUBBER SLIPPERS, OKAY. 1482 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1483 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:54,371 ALL RIGHT! RUBBER SLIPPERS, OKAY. AND WHERE'S YOUR CARD? 1484 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1485 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,340 RUBBER SLIPPERS, OKAY. AND WHERE'S YOUR CARD? NO CARD. 1486 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1487 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,608 AND WHERE'S YOUR CARD? NO CARD. ALL RIGHT. 1488 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1489 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:02,112 NO CARD. ALL RIGHT. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! 1490 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1491 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,214 ALL RIGHT. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! TENNIS BALLS! 1492 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1493 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:04,882 DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! TENNIS BALLS! >> I HOPE THEY'RE 1494 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1495 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,951 TENNIS BALLS! >> I HOPE THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE. 1496 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1497 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:07,885 >> I HOPE THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE. >> OH, YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE 1498 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1499 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,486 THE RIGHT SIZE. >> OH, YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE. 1500 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1501 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:11,189 >> OH, YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE. LET ME SEE. 1502 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1503 00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:12,089 THE RIGHT SIZE. LET ME SEE. >> I LOOKED IN YOUR CLOSET, 1504 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1505 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,425 LET ME SEE. >> I LOOKED IN YOUR CLOSET, AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEFT. 1506 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1507 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,060 >> I LOOKED IN YOUR CLOSET, AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEFT. >> YOU KNOW THEY'RE 1508 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1509 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,430 AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEFT. >> YOU KNOW THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE! 1510 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1511 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:20,832 >> YOU KNOW THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE! >> CLIFF. 1512 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1513 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:28,072 THE RIGHT SIZE! >> CLIFF. >> OH, NOW WE'RE COOKING. 1514 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1515 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:32,143 >> CLIFF. >> OH, NOW WE'RE COOKING. "DEAR CLIFF, NO GIFT COULD EVER 1516 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1517 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:33,311 >> OH, NOW WE'RE COOKING. "DEAR CLIFF, NO GIFT COULD EVER EQUAL WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN 1518 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1519 00:23:33,313 --> 00:23:35,246 "DEAR CLIFF, NO GIFT COULD EVER EQUAL WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN TO ALL OF US. 1520 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1521 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:39,583 EQUAL WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN TO ALL OF US. LOVE CLAIR." 1522 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1523 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,518 TO ALL OF US. LOVE CLAIR." OH, NO. 1524 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1525 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,386 LOVE CLAIR." OH, NO. >> IT'S AN EARLY EDITION 1526 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1527 00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:43,254 OH, NO. >> IT'S AN EARLY EDITION OF THE DEBATES BETWEEN 1528 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1529 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,087 >> IT'S AN EARLY EDITION OF THE DEBATES BETWEEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1530 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1531 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,222 OF THE DEBATES BETWEEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND STEPHEN DOUGLAS. 1532 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1533 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,224 ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND STEPHEN DOUGLAS. >> OH, THIS IS GREAT. 1534 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1535 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,492 AND STEPHEN DOUGLAS. >> OH, THIS IS GREAT. THANK YOU. 1536 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1537 00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,227 >> OH, THIS IS GREAT. THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, THESE ARE 1538 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1539 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,296 THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, THESE ARE THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS 1540 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1541 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:53,163 YOU KNOW, THESE ARE THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR 1542 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1543 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,498 THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR FATHER'S DAY. 1544 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1545 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,301 I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR FATHER'S DAY. AND THE THING ABOUT IT IS YOU 1546 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1547 00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,671 FATHER'S DAY. AND THE THING ABOUT IT IS YOU ALL DID IT BY THINKING. 1548 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1549 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:01,572 AND THE THING ABOUT IT IS YOU ALL DID IT BY THINKING. THANK YOU. 1550 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 1551 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,475 ALL DID IT BY THINKING. 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