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>> THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. >> OKAY, RUDY, YOUR QUESTION IS,
"WHO SAID 'I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN
TO FIGHT?'"
>> PAPA SMURF.
>> RUDY, YOU'VE ANSWERED EVERY
QUESTION, "PAPA SMURF."
>> IT'S WRONG?
>> OF COURSE IT'S WRONG.
PAPA SMURF NEVER SAID, "I HAVE
NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT."
>> WHO DID?
>> CLINT EASTWOOD.
>> THIS GAME'S TOO HARD FOR ME.
>> OH.
[PHONE RINGING]
>> HUXTABLE RESIDENCE.
YEAH, SHE IS, HOLD ON
FOR A SECOND.
VANESSA, YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL
FROM A BOY.
>> A BOY?
HAS HE GOT THE RIGHT NUMBER?
>> IT'S PROBABLY JUST ABOUT
SOME HOMEWORK.
>> HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT
HOMEWORK SOUND.
>> WHOA.
>> I'LL TAKE IT IN THE KITCHEN.
YOU GUYS HANG UP THE SECOND
I GET ON.
>> LET'S LISTEN!
>> NO!
[DOORBELL RINGING]
>> HELLO, THERE. >> CAN I HELP YOU? >> YEAH, YOU'RE LITTLE
COMBUSTIBLE, ALL RIGHT.
>> WHO?
>> THAT'S THE NAME WE USED TO
CALL YOUR FATHER WAY BACK
IN THE OLD DAYS.
YOUR FATHER HOME?
I'M ERNIE SCOTT.
>> OH YEAH, HEY.
HE TOLD US YOU WERE COMING.
>> WEREN'T YOU DAD'S OLD TRACK
COACH AT HILLMAN COLLEGE?
>> DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN BE YOUR
FATHER'S OLD TRACK COACH?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
[LAUGHING]
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT
I WAS HIS ASSISTANT COACH.
AND I GOT ALL THESE GRAY HAIRS
FROM TRYING TO DRAG YOUR FATHER
TO PRACTICE.
>> OKAY, I'LL GO TELL DADDY
THAT YOU'RE HERE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU KNOW DAD HAS THIS GREAT
PICTURE OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE
LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AFTER
HE WON THIS BIG RACE.
>> I DON'T THINK I WAS LIFTING
HIM UP IN THE AIR.
I THINK I WAS JUST TRYING TO
CARRY HIM BACK TO THE LOCKER
ROOM AFTER HE HAD COLLAPSED
ON ME.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> NOTHING, NOTHING.
THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WOULD
USUALLY DO.
AFTER EVERY RACE, JUST COLLAPSE.
STADIUM WOULD BE CLEARING OUT,
HE'D STILL BE LYING THERE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
PEOPLE WOULD BE WALKING BY HIM
AND NOBODY PICKED HIM UP?
>> THAT'S BECAUSE HE SAID,
"PLEASE, PLEASE,
DON'T TOUCH ME."
THEY'D HAVE TO MOW THE GRASS
AROUND HIM IN THE MORNING.
>> ERNIE!
>> YOU GOT THE PEPPER?
>> I GOT THE PEPPER.
>> HEY, CLIFF, MY BOY!
YOU GOT--WHOA, YOU GOT
SOMETHING ELSE THERE TOO.
YES, SIR.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, TELL ME WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN DOING BESIDES
GAINING WEIGHT.
>> THIS IS THE SAME BELT SIZE
I HAD WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE.
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU USED TO WEAR IT A LITTLE
DIFFERENT PLACE THOUGH,
DIDN'T YOU?
>> THEO, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A MAN
WHO CHANGED MY ENTIRE LIFE.
BEFORE I MET THIS MAN,
I WAS HAPPY.
AND THEN HE MADE ME RUN THE 440.
>> NOW LOOK HERE, CLIFF,
I'VE COME BY TO SEE YOU BECAUSE,
WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I GO TO A LOT
OF THESE MASTERS TRACK MEETS.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> TRACK MEETS FOR PEOPLE OVER
35 WHO STILL WANT TO COMPETE.
>> YEAH, AND AT EVERY ONE
I GO TO, I SEE ALL YOUR
OLD TEAMMATES.
THERE'S TOMMY SEAL,
THERE'S REGGIE STRUTHERS,
TUCSON JACKSON.
>> WELL, HOW ARE THEY DOING?
>> THEY'RE IN TERRIFIC
CONDITION.
I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO
BE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA
COMPETE AT THAT LEVEL.
I MEAN THEY'RE RUNNING AGAINST
GUYS LIKE BENNY MOORE,
LIKE WHITFIELD,
SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER.
>> TAILWIND TURNER.
HE'S STILL RUNNING?
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> WHO'S TAILWIND TURNER?
>> THE ONLY MAN EVER TO BEAT
YOUR FATHER, REMEMBER THAT?
>> PENN RELAYS.
>> HILLMAN COLLEGE VERSUS
NORTON UNIVERSITY, BATTLE
OF THE TWO GREAT ANCHOR MEN,
SANFORD B. TAILWIND TURNER,
HEATHCLIFF COMBUSTIBLE HUXTABLE.
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
IT CAME TO THE ANCHOR MEN,
TAILWIND AND DAD.
I CALLED MYSELF COMBUSTIBLE
BECAUSE, BOOM!
WHEN I EXPLODE, THAT'S IT.
AND THEY HAD A 20-YARD LEAD.
TAILWIND TOOK OFF.
I FELT HIM.
WHOOSH!
I GOT THE BATON, AND I TOOK OFF.
NOW THIS IS PENN RELAYS.
YOU GOT ABOUT 43,000 PEOPLE
TALKING ABOUT, "WHOA!"
I GOTTA HOLD BACK,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE CROWD,
SO I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.
I SAID, "WE USE INTELLIGENCE,
STAY LOOSE, LONG, HARD STRIDES."
PULL OUT MY FISHING ROD AND I...
AND PUT A HOOK DEAD IN HIS BACK
AND STARTED TO REEL HIM IN.
HE STARTED COMING BACK TO ME,
AND I'M STAYING SMOOTH,
BOTTOM LIP JUST BOUNCING.
CAME 'ROUND THE TURN, NOW I'M
5 YARDS OFF OF HIM, MAN.
I SAY TO MYSELF,
"COMBUSTIBLE, BUST HIM UP."
AND I'M UP ON HIS SHOULDER AND
I HEAR THE CROWD SAY, "WHOA!"
THEN I DID A BODY CHECK
AND THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD."
THE BODY SAID, "GO 'HEAD."
SAID, "IF YOU WANT HIM,
GO GET HIM."
AND I SAID, "LOOK OUT."
AND THIS MAN STARTED TO
EDGE OVER.
IN OTHER WORDS, HE WAS PUSHING
ME, WITHOUT TOUCHING ME,
HE'S PUSHING ME.
PUSHED ME FROM LANE TWO TO LANE
SIX ALMOST UP IN THE STANDS.
>> NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
TURNER SAID HE NEVER RAN
YOU WIDE.
>> HE'S A LIAR!
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR
26 YEARS UNTIL FINALLY LAST WEEK
IT ALL CAME TO A HEAD.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN TO A HEAD?
>> I CHALLENGED HIM TO
A REMATCH.
>> YOU DID?
>> YES.
>> GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
>> HILLMAN VERSUS NORTON 3 WEEKS
FROM SATURDAY.
IT'S GONNA TAKE PLACE IN THE
MASTERS MEET AT THE MEADOWLANDS.
>> WELL, GOOD.
MY FAMILY AND I, WE'RE GONNA
GET TICKETS.
WE'RE GONNA COME OUT
AND WATCH THIS.
>> AH.
>> HA, HA, HA.
>> UH-UH.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M WAY, WAY OUT OF SHAPE.
>> DAD, YOU ARE IN GOOD SHAPE.
YOU JOG A COUPLE OF TIMES
A WEEK.
>> TO JOG IS TO GO PIT, PAT,
PIT, PAT.
TO RUN THE 440 IS TO GO
PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT-PIT-PAT.
>> HOW MUCH DID YOU WEIGH
IN COLLEGE?
>> A HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE.
>> MMM, HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH NOW?
>> HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE.
>> WITH YOUR CLOTHES OFF?
>> 206.
>> OH.
>> ERNIE!
>> OH, CLAIR, MY, MY,
LOOK AT YOU.
>> MOM, GUESS WHAT?
>> WHAT?
>> DAD IS RUNNING AGAINST
TAILWIND TURNER.
>> I NEVER SAID I WAS RUNNING
ANYTHING.
>> TAILWIND TURNER?
THAT TIRED LITTLE TOAD?
>> CLAIR.
>> OH, NOW COME ON, CLIFF.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU WOULD HAVE
CAUGHT HIM THAT DAY.
HONEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
YOUR FATHER.
HE TOOK OFF LIKE A STREAK
OF LIGHTNING, HONEY.
HE HAD ON WHITE SHOES WITH RED
SHOE LACES THAT I HAD BOUGHT HIM
MYSELF.
>> I WAS LOOKING SMOOTH,
WASN'T I, DEAR?
>> HE WAS FIERCE!
IT'S THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER
SEEN THIS MAN RUN THE LAST
100 YARDS OF THE RACE WITHOUT
TIEING UP.
COMING 'ROUND THAT CURVE,
SMOOTH AS A WHISTLE IN THE WIND,
LITTLE HEAD TURNING TO THE SIDE.
WOO BABY!
HE WAS OVERTAKIN' HIM, HE WAS
GETTING READY TO PASS HIM.
AND THEN THIS LITTLE SNEAKY
SNAKE STARTS TO EDGE OVER
AND TRIES TO PUSH YOUR FATHER
UP TO THE TOP OF THE STANDS.
>> YOU SEE, AND HE ONLY BEAT ME
BY A HALF A STEP.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
NOW TURNER HAS BEEN BRAGGIN'
FOR YEARS THAT HE BEAT YOU BY
A FULL 10 YARDS.
>> NO, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
>> YES, HE DID SAY THAT.
>> NO, HE DIDN'T.
>> HE SAID HE HAD ALREADY HAD
HIS SWEATPANTS ON, WAS EATING
HIMSELF A HOTDOG BY THE TIME YOU
STAGGERED ACROSS THE FINISH
LINE.
>> YOU KNOW, HE WOULDN'T SAY
THAT TO MY FACE.
>> HE SAID HE WOULD SAY THAT
TO YOUR FACE.
HE SAID THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU
PROBABLY WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM
BECAUSE ALL YOU EVER SEEN IS
THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
>> HE SAID THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S WHAT HE SAID?
HE SAID THAT, HUH?
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
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>> DAD? >> YUP. >> HAVEN'T WE BEEN DOING THIS
LONG ENOUGH?
>> YOU CANNOT LOOSEN UP
TOO LONG.
>> NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO
DO: THREE 600s AND FOUR 300s.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
DO ME A FAVOR.
I WANT YOU TO START OUT WITH
A 200.
YOU RUN A 200 LIKE I SHOWED
YOU BEFORE.
STAY RELAXED.
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS PUMPIN',
YOUR LIPS...
RUNNIN' AND STAY LOOSE.
>> NO PROBLEM.
>> OVER HERE, HERE WE GO.
STAY RELAXED.
DON'T GET EXCITED, RIGHT?
GET SET!
HIT IT!
STAY RELAXED. THAT'S IT. STAY RELAXED.
PUMP.
THAT'S NICE.
KEEP YOUR ELBOWS IN.
DON'T BOB YOUR HEAD.
BRING IT IN.
BIG FINISH.
ALL RIGHT.
>> HOW'D I DO, DAD?
>> TWENTY-NINE POINT EIGHT.
THAT'S OKAY.
>> THAT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?
>> THAT'S OKAY.
>> OKAY, YOUR TURN.
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M GOING
AROUND TWICE.
>> OKAY.
>> I WON'T STOP HERE, TWICE.
OKAY.
>> READY!
>> NO, NO, YOU DON'T YELL,
"READY."
I'LL LET YOU--WHEN MY ARM DROPS,
THEN YOU HIT THE WATCH.
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, DAD. COME ON, GO DAD. COME ON, GO, GO, GO!
NICE AND SMOOTH, DAD.
NICE AND SMOOTH.
COME ON, RUN IT OUT.
COME ON.
NICE AND SMOOTH.
LOOKING GOOD, DAD! LOOKING GOOD! LONG STRIDES.
COME ON, NICE AND SMOOTH!
ALL RIGHT, DAD, COME ON.
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, DAD.
COME ON, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON,
DAD.
LOOKING GOOD DAD.
COME ON, LOOKING GOOD,
LOOKING GOOD.
COME ON!
WHERE'D HE GO?
DAD? DAD, WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA DO
TWO LAPS.
YOU GOT A HALF OF LAP TO GO.
>> NO, THIS IS FINE.
>> FINE?
BUT LOOK.
>> SORRY.
>> LOOK, YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA DO THREE 600s
AND FOUR 300s.
>> RIGHT, BUT WE DON'T NEED TO
DO THOSE TODAY.
>> WHY?
>> THIS IS IN CASE I WASN'T
IN SHAPE BUT I'M IN SHAPE NOW.
>> YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR TIME?
>> NO, NO, LET'S GO HOME.
>> HOME?
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>> HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? >> PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH ME. >> YOU WEREN'T OUT THERE
VERY LONG.
>> I WENT OUT THERE.
I SAID I WAS GOING TO RUN
THREE 600s AND A COUPLE OF 400s.
SO I TOOK OFF ON A 400 WHICH WAS
2 LAPS AROUND AND FIRST LAP,
I STAYED PRETTY SMOOTH.
BUT THEN I WENT BEHIND
THE BLEACHERS, AND THE BEAR WAS
WAITING FOR ME.
AND THE BEAR GAVE ME A SOFA
AND A REFRIGERATOR AND WANTED ME
TO CARRY IT FOR THE REST OF
THE RACE.
AND IT STARTED HURTING ALL OVER
AND IT STARTED TO GET WARM.
AND MY LUNGS WANTED OXYGEN.
I WAS TRYING TO GIVE 'EM
EVERYTHING I COULD TAKE IN.
AND THEN MY LUNGS GOT CONFUSED
AND WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS
HAPPENING.
AND SO THEY CAME OUT.
>> OH, CLIFF.
THE FIRST DAY'S ALWAYS
THE HARDEST.
YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOURSELF
A CHANCE.
>> EVERY PERSON THAT ERNIE HAS
LINED UP IS IN SHAPE.
I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE
AND EMBARRASS MYSELF.
>> OKAY.
>> CLAIR?
>> YES.
>> WOULD YOU BRING THE SHOWER
DOWN HERE?
[PHONE RINGING]
>> DR. HUXTABLE HERE. >> IS THIS DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE?
>> YES, IT IS, WHO'S SPEAKING?
>> THIS IS COLONEL
SANFORD B. TURNER BETTER KNOWN
TO YOU AS TAILWIND.
>> YEAH, TAILWIND,
HOW YOU DOIN'?
>> I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
I'M IN THE MARINE CORPS NOW,
AND THE COACH OF THE TRACK TEAM
HERE.
>> OH, YEAH?
WELL, THE RUMOR IS THAT YOU
AND YOUR OLD CRONIES FROM NORTON
ARE LOOKIN' FOR SOME KIND OF
REMATCH.
>> THAT'S RIGHT AND I HEARD THAT
YOU HAVE A LONG, LONG WAY TO GO
TO GET TO PEPPER.
>> HA!
WELL, I GOT ENOUGH PEPPER TO
SPRINKLE ON YOUR LITTLE HEAD.
>> I'M THE GUY THAT GAVE YOU
A FULL-COURSE CINDER DINNER
SOME YEARS AGO.
>> GAVE ME A WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW, CINDER DINNER, YOU
ATE ALL THE CINDERS I KICKED
UP IN YOUR FACE.
>> SO I GUESS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS YOU WANT TO EAT A LITTLE BIT
OF SOMETHING YOURSELF, HUH?
>> I'LL SEE YOU ON THE TRACK.
AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR WAY
THERE, I'LL SEND A CAR FOR YOU.
>> WELL, I THINK YOU BETTER KEEP
IT BECAUSE AFTER THE RACE,
YOU'LL NEED SOMETHING TO TAKE
YOU TO THE CEMETERY.
AH! AH!
OW!
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>> ELBOWS IN. PUMP THE ARMS. BRING 'EM AROUND.
HERE IT COMES.
ALL RIGHT.
HIT IT!
NOW KEEP YOUR ELBOWS IN.
KEEP 'EM IN.
COME ON, THAT IT.
RELAX.
ALL RIGHT NO, NO, HERE,
SLAP IT IN.
YOU GOTTA SLAP IT IN.
>> I'LL HURT YOU.
>> NO, NO, DON'T, JUST
SLAP IT IN, COME ON.
>> DAD? >> HUH? >> DO I LOOK OKAY FOR
LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
>> WHOA.
I MEAN LEON IS IN BIG TROUBLE.
>> THANK YOU.
I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS
YOUR RACE.
>> I'M SORRY I'M GONNA MISS
LEON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
>> YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, VANESSA.
>> THANK YOU, RUDY.
DAD, COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
>> YEAH, SURE.
>> PRIVATELY.
IT'S ABOUT BOYS.
>> EXCUSE ME!
>> DAD, IN CASE A SLOW SONG COMES UP, WHEN YOU SLOW DANCE WITH SOMEBODY, WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH THIS HAND?
>> YOU COULD WAVE AT THE PEOPLE
WHO ARE COMING IN LATE.
>> DAD, THIS IS SERIOUS.
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, NOW A SLOW RECORD
COMES ON.
[SINGING] BABY, WA--
>> UH, VANESSA.
>> HMM?
>> YOU DON'T MASH YOUR BODY
UP AGAINST ANY BOY.
I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MASH
YOUR BODY.
NOW STEP BACK 12 INCHES.
>> THANKS, DAD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
YOU GOT THE PEPPER?
>> I GOT THE PEPPER.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OH, GOOD LUCK.
HONEY, WE'LL BE RIGHT UP
IN THE STANDS.
>> WE'LL BE ROOTIN' FOR YOU,
DADDY.
>> OKAY NOW, ERNIE, I WANT YOU
TO MAKE SURE THAT CLIFF'S RED
SHOELACES ARE TIED TIGHTLY,
THAT HE'S PROPERLY WARMED AND
THAT HE DOESN'T PULL ANYTHING.
>> DO IT TO 'EM, DAD!
>> COME ON!
>> I ASK YA HAVE YOU GOT
THE PEPPER?
>> I'VE GOT THE PEPPER.
>> ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
WE GOTTA GO SMOKE NOW, COME ON.
>> I HOPE HE WINS.
>> I HOPE HE COMES OUT OF IT
ALIVE.
>> WELCOME TO OUR PRELIMINARY EVENT TONIGHT. A SPECIAL MASTERS RELAY
BETWEEN HILLMAN COLLEGE
AND NORTON UNIVERSITY.
LEADING OFF FOR HILLMAN IS TOMMY SEALS. AND FOR NORTON, IT WILL BE
BENNY MOORE.
THEY'RE OFF!
HILLMAN TAKES THE EARLY LEAD.
TOMMY SEALS OUT IN FRONT OF BENNY MOORE.
HERE COMES BENNY MOORE NOW OVERTAKING SEALS.
NORTON HAS THE LEAD. AS THEY MAKE THE EXCHANGE, NOW RUNNING FOR NORTON,
DHAMIRI ABAYOMI.
AND FOR HILLMAN IT'S
REGGIE STRUTHERS.
HERE COMES STRUTHERS!
AND NOW ABAYOMI.
IT'S ABAYOMI OF NORTON. STRUTHERS OF HILLMAN.
HERE'S THE SECOND EXCHANGE. NOW RUNNING FOR NORTON, MCKINNLEY WHITFIELD AND FOR
HILLMAN IT'S TUCSON JACKSON.
AND WHITFIELD IS WIDENING
THE GAP.
IT'S WHITFIELD WAY OUT IN FRONT OF JACKSON.
AND NOW HILLMAN HAS TAKEN THE LEAD. WAITING FOR THE BATON,
THE ANCHOR MAN FOR NORTON IS
TAILWIND TURNER AND FOR HILLMAN
IT'S HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
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>> IT LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO FINISH.
[CHEERING]
>> WE LOVE YOU, DAD!
>> YOU WERE GREAT TONIGHT. >> THANK YOU. >> AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY
SAYS, IT WAS NOT A TIE.
YOU BEAT THAT LITTLE WEASEL.
>> I THINK I BEAT HIM TOO.
>> AND LOOKED GOOD DOING IT.
>> DID I LOOK GOOD?
>> OH, YOU WERE SO CUTE IN YOUR
LITTLE SHORTS, MUSCLES RIPPLING.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS, RIPPLING.
>> LONG, BEAUTIFUL STRIDES.
>> OH, YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
>> HMM?
>> I REALLY FEEL GOOD.
MY STOMACH HAS FLATTENED OUT A
LITTLE BIT FROM THOSE WORKOUTS.
IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR ME.
>> WHY DON'T YOU TURN OUT
THE LIGHTS?
>> I WOULD BUT I'M SO STIFF, I CAN'T MOVE.
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