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Discovery Education: The following

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presentation is brought to you by

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Discovery Education.

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Leading the world of digital and video

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learning.

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Discovery Education, connect to a world

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of learning.

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Robot: What is your number?

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Fred: Is it me, or is that a talking

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vacuum cleaner?

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Robot: What is your number?

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Sam: That?s not a vacuum cleaner.

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That?s a robot! It?ll probably blast us if we

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don?t give it some numbers!

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Robot: What is your number?

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Joe: Uh. Sixty-two? Uh. Forty-five.

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Uh. Uh. Thirty-seven.

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Fred: Hut?

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[Robot Noise]

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Fred: It worked! It liked your numbers.

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[Boys Scream]

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Robot: What is your number?

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Sam: Don?t shoot! We surrender!

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Take us to your leader!

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Robot: What is your number?

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Sam: Joe, do something!

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Joe: I can?t! I?m being suffocated by eighty

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pounds of lard!

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Sam: Then Frank, do something!

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Frank: You uh. You want numbers?

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I?ve got numbers! Any of them you want!

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Robot: You have five seconds!

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Frank: One hundred. Twenty. Six thousand?

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Three hundred and

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Robot: Five, four, three, two,

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[Screams]

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[Song] Be careful what you wish for!

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GO!

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There they go!

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Three boys surfing on the time continuum.

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There they go!

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Green mist fills the air, the book can take

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them anywhere!

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Go!

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There they go!

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Three girls warping time it's

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2105!

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There they go!

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You can catch a ride with the

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Time Warp Trio.

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Go!

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Traveling through history

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with the Time Warp Trio.

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Teacher: Note what this room does not

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contain. Is there a television?

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Joe: I know. Once again, you?re thinking

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Why can?t these guys time travel like

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normal people?  How come we always get

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into so much trouble?

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Sam: Stop it!

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Fred: Huh?

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Sam: You?re making too much noise!

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Teacher: Sam, is there a problem?

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If you?re finding it difficult to pay attention,

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then maybe I should pass out the worksheets.

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Boys: Aw

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Teacher: Question one on your

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worksheet:

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List five modernizations that

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have made a significant contribution to life

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as we know it.

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Fred: What?

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Sam: List 5 inventions.

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Joe: Is pizza an invention?

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Fred: Yeah, and the Super Bowl.

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Joe: Dental floss.

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Fred: The designated hitter.

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Teacher: Would anyone care to share

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one of their answers?

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Sam: Oh, I have one: the bicycle.

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It was invented in France, I think. The one

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in there is called a high-wheel safety.

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Teacher: Fine, thank you.

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Sam: And that?s one of Edison?s

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earliest phonographs. It played wax

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cylinders instead of records.

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Teacher: Thank you, Sam.

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Sam: And over on the desk there?s a

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comptograph, which is like an early

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calculator. And you know

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Teacher: Thank you, Sam!

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Class: Laughter

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Teacher: Quiet please. Alright, let?s

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continue to the next room.

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Joe: Don?t let him bug you Sam.

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Hey! What?s this doing here?

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Sam: You loaned it to me, remember?

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When we were looking at the magic square.

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Fred: The what?

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Joe: Check it out! It?s really cool! Add up

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any three numbers in a straight line and they

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always equal 15. You can also use it to time

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travel. Just touch the month you want, like

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the two for February. And then the day, and

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the year. It?s foolproof.

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Fred: You mean.  We can jump ahead one

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month and find out who?s going to win the

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world series?

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Joe: Uh huh, in theory.

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Fred: And you?re just sitting there?

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Give me that!

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Joe: Hey! Be careful!

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Fred: All I do is press the year? Oh, wait.

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the month first. Uh. Ten for October, right?

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And then what? Maybe a five for the day?

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Joe: No you did it completely out of order!

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You just sent us 100 years into the future!

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Trio: Whoa!

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Joe: There?s your answer!

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We get into trouble because Fred is a

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total idiot!

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Robot: [Counting down] One!

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Director Green: Oh there you are!

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Hey! Stop that! I can?t stand those things!

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They?re always trying to sell something.

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So! I?m Director Green. And you are. Oh!

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Perfect! Love the hat! You?re in the wrong

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Room, though! I need you in 2000. Let?s

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just transport there, shall we?

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Joe: Where are we?

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Director Green: I told you, the 2000 room.

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Actually to be completely accurate, we?re in

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the year 2005. September 17, 2005.

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One hundred years ago. Hard to believe, huh?

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Why don?t you pretend to be scanning this?

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It?s called a book. And this controls the

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television. Children used to file data by a

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visual interface. Can you imagine? Oops

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duty calls. Tata! Good luck!

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Sam: Let?s see if I have this straight. We

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warped ourselves into the museum, only

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we?re 100 years in the future, playing kids

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from the past, which is our present.

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Fred: Please! You?re hurting my brain!

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Joe: Look!

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Fred: Quick! Hide!

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Joe: Hello, ladies and germs! Welcome to

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the dark ages. What you see before you is a

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typical boy, raised in the caves of Brooklyn.

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Sam: Cut it out! You?ll get us in trouble!

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Fred: See, kids? Back 100 years ago, we

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were fairly civilized.

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Joe: That?s right! We had to walk on our

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own two feet!

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Fred: And use a computer to do our

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homework.

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Sam: Stop it! You?re making a mess!

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Fred: And we had to keep geeks in every

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room, just to keep us from getting too crazy.

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[Scream]

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Fred: Huh? That can?t be good.

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Director Green: [Scream]

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Do you know how much historical research

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went into that bed? Out! Now! You are fired!

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Joe: Hey! That?s the

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Director Green: Out!

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Trio: Whoa!

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[Crash]

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Joe: I don?t believe it. How could you not

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notice that you were holding the book?

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Trio: Man, oh man!

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Joe: How is he doing that?

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Sam: He must be using some kind of

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antigravity device.

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Fred: Guys!

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Sam: You know, I?ve always wondered if

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you could build a hovercraft small enough to

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stand on.

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Fred: Guys! There are three very strange

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girls staring at us. Right there!

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Joe: Huh. Wonder what they want.

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Fred: Probably our superior male intellect.

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Didn?t you see Attack of the Brain Suckers?

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Sam: In that case, you?re totally safe, Fred.

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They won?t bother with you.

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Joe: You know Guys I think its time to

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Run!

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[Fred screams]

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Hot Dog: [singing] Eat Moe?s Hot Dogs.

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They?re very good for you. Made of meat

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and chicken lips with lots of lard and brainy

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bits. They?re guaranteed to cure your zits.

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So eat Moe?s Hot Dogs!

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Sam: I never thought I?d be hiding from a

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wiener.

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Fred: All clear!

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Joe: Guys this is too weird. We have to get

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back into the museum and get the book.

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Fred: Hey! I smell pizza. Pizza!

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Sam: Wow! Talk about aggressive

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advertising.

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Fred: And a pepperoni slice. Uh. No. Make

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that two, and a regular slice, and a sausage

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mushroom slice, uh, and another pepperoni

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slice.

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Sam: Do you know where we can get some

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of those antigravity things?

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Pizza Worker: That?ll be  $153. Three buck

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for the disks,  $150 for the pizza.

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Fred: Um, how about I pay for the disks and

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you guys get the pizza?

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Joe: Right. I have a better idea. How about I

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make this quarter disappear and you give us

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free food?

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Pizza Worker: How about I count to five

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and you disappear? Five!

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Trio: Whoa!

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Pizza Worker: Have a nice day!

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Fred: You have got to get a better trick.

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Sam: Hey guys! Look! Try it.

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It?s really easy!

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Fred: Whoa! All Right! Yeah!

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Check it out!

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All you have to do is look where you want

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to go and boom! You?re there!

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Freddie: Hi!

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Fred: Uh, hi! I think. I?ll just be

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Guys, move. I mean it! It?s The

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Brainsuckers!

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Trio: No!

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Fred: Watch it!

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Joe: Yeah! This is great! Na na na na na na!

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Just try and catch me!

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Joe: I?m cool! I got it!

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Toilet Paper: [Singing] Soft as a cloud your

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tush will be, as long as you wipe with sanity!

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Fred: Are you ok? Those girls are gaining!

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Get up!

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Toilet Paper: [Singing] Soft as a cloud your

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tush will be, as long as you wipe with sanity!

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Trio: Whoa!

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Samantha: [Laughing.] What a wipeout!

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Don?t you get it? Wipeout!

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Fred: Vey funny. Ha, ha.

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Samantha: Sorry. I couldn?t help it. I?m

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Samantha. And that?s Jodi and Freddi.

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Jodi: So, do you want to come to my house?

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Joe: Why would we go anywhere with you?

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Freddie: Because we?re your

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Jodi: Because we have food!

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Fred: So, what kind of food exactly? Do you

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have pizza? I pretty much like anything as

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long as it?s pizza. Except for those anchovy

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things.

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Jodi: You?ll see. Ready?

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Trio: Ow!

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Samantha: [Laughs] I?m sorry. I shouldn?t

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laugh. It?s not your fault you?re so

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incredibly feeb!

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Fred: So, what?s with the Band-Aid? Is it

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holding your face in place?

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Samantha: This? It?s my music. It scans my

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retina, senses my mood, and plays what I

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want to hear. It takes a minute to warm up.

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As soon as it picks us a strong emotion, it?ll

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start to play.

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[Music plays]

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Fred: Not bad!

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Jodi: Are you ready to eat?

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Joe: You dragged us over here just to make

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us eat slugs?

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Jodi: No! There was another reason, actually.

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Joe: Hey, this is my worksheet. How did you

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get this?

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Samantha: Turn it over.

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Fred: Girls, meet us under Teddy

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Roosevelt?s statue at the Museum of Natural

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History, on September 17, 2105. It?s a matter of

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life and death. Sincerely,

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Joe, Sam, and Fred.

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Joe: I didn?t write that. Where did you get

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this?

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Freddie: From a book?

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Jodi: I?ll tell this part. When I turned ten, I

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got a book from my uncle. It?s something

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that?s been passed down in my family for

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centuries. In fact, about one century ago, it

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was given to my great grandfather. You!

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Trio: [Scream]

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Fred: Hello! Well. Uh. Nice meeting you,

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but we?re due back in Normaltown. Bye.

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Freddie: It?s true. And you?re my great

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grandfather. And Samantha is this

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Sam: Ok, so we fainted. And so would you,

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if you suddenly met someone who bas born

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after you died. So anyway, we finally started

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to believe the girls. ?Cause the truth is they

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looked sort of familiar.

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Fred: Hey! You guys can tell us stuff; like

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who?s going to win the World Series for the

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next one hundred years!

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Jodi: Are you kidding? That?s completely

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against the rules. Don?t you know what

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could happen if you possessed information

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that could affect the future?

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Sam: Ok, whatever. Our main problem was

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that we had no way to get it. Their book

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disappeared, and our book was stuck in the

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museum. But Samantha had the answer right

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up her sleeve.

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Samantha: It?s a pocket-watch. It used to

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belong to you. I?ve added some stuff.  And

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I?m pretty sure we just dial ourselves back in

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time.

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Fred: Hey! So what are we waiting for? I?m

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starved! Let?s go!

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Samantha: Hey! I?ll take you home. I?ve

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always wanted to see where I came from.

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All set?

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Trio: Whoa!

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Fred: That was weird.

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Sam: Look! It?s Blackbeard!

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Samantha: Don?t worry! It?s under control.

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Fred: Oh, hey! We missed you Guys.

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Great to be back!

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Samantha: Can you jiggle it if I move this

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thing? The hour hand is stuck.

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Fred: Oh, would you give me that?

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Trio: Whoa!

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Announcer: Bottom of the Nineth. Yankees: six.

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Red Sox: five. New York just needs one

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more out and they win the pennant.

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Fred: Yes! That?s more like it!

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Sam: So, we?re in 2106? Guys! Where is

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Samantha?

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Joe: Sh! Here comes the pitch.

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Announcer: Amazing! And the Yankee

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curse continues!

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Fred: No!

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Sam: Come on! We have to find Samantha.

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Jodi: Hey! What are you doing here?

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Freddi: Are you okay? Where?s Samantha?

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Joe: We don?t know. She disappeared.

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Samantha: Okay. That was weird. One

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minute I was standing in the middle of a

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cavalry charge and then it felt like I was

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made of air. It was like my arms, my legs,

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my whole body. Just vanished.

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Jodi: Uh, news flash! Those shoes you

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borrowed?  They?re gone too.

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[Scream]

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Samantha: Where are my legs?

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Jodi: Where are my shoes?

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Sam: Oh, my gosh! Don?t you get it? We?re

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here in 2105 and we can?t get home,  right?

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When we warped in to the future, into 2106,

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Samantha vanished. Get it?

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Ugh! Just think about it. What would

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happen if we got stuck here and couldn?t

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get home? What would next year look like?

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We?d be there, but Samantha, Freddi, and

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Jodi wouldn?t exist. In order for them to be

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born, we?d have to go home, get married and

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have kids.

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Samantha: My hair does not look like that.

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Sam: Hey! This is serious! We have to get

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the book or you are toast.

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Sam: Okay.  Here?s the plan. The girls go

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this way and we?ll go that way. Once inside,

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we?ll blend in with the crowd.

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Jodi: Yeah? Then what?

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Joe: That?s as far as we got.

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Jodi: Ay, ay! Come on!

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Museum Worker: People were absolutely

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convinced that the loch ness-osaurus did not

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exist. But in the year 2056, scientists were

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rewarded with this remarkable find.

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Sam: Wow! I thought the loch ness monster

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was a hoax.

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Museum Worker: Alright everyone. Onto the

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historical exhibit.

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So, just remember that 100 years ago,

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children had to download data by visually

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scanning words or pictures.

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Blue Haired Boy: That?s hard to believe.

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Fred: No kidding. It was terrible.

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Museum Worker: Now, let?s head to the 1900s

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room.

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Sam: Anybody see the book?

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Samantha: There! On the desk.

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Fred: Can?t you just dematerialize the glass

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or something?

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Samantha: Actually there are such things as

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invisa-walls, but they don?t use them in

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historical exhibits.

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Sam: Then we?ll have to do it the hard way.

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[Music plays.]

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Samantha: Aah. Now what?

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Sam: Well, now we lower someone down.

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Joe: Like who?

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Freddi: No! I?ll faint. I?ll fall. I?ll faint and

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fall.

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Fred: It?s got to be you. You?re the smallest.

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Freddi: Okay, if you promise to be careful.

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Aah!

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Fred: Sorry!

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Freddi: Okay!

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Director Green: What is going on?

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[Freddi Screams]

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Director Green: Come back here this minute! Do

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you hear me? Come back!

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[Screams.]

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Director Green: Yes. I caught them red-handed.

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Grand theft and vandalism.

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Joe: You can?t steal something that already

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yours.

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Director Green: Of course I?m pressing charges.

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I?m throwing the book at them. Well, as

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quickly as you can. Thank you!

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Guard, please take this to the shredder. I

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simply will not tolerate any more thieving.

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Fred: No, no!

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Jodi: We need it!

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We can?t be born without it!

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Director Green: Sit down this instant! I do not listen

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to hooligans.

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Who are you people? Don?t move!

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I?ll be right back.

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Joe: I don?t believe it. We just prevented our

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own great-granddaughters from being born.

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Fred: Yeah! Not to mention we?re

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going to be stuck here forever.

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Aw man! My mom is going to kill me.

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Sam: Hey, guys! Look what I have!

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Fred: Oh, nice. That makes it all worthwhile.

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San: No! You?re missing the point! We can

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go back in time and stop her from shredding

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the book.

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Joe: Are you sure about this?

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Sam: I think so! Ready?

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Director Green: Of course I?m pressing charges.

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I?m throwing the book at them.

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Joe: Okay, so we were back where we wanted.

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Only we forgot one thing: a plan for getting

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the book back.

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Director Green: Well as quickly as you can.

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Thank you!

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Joe: Do something!

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Fred: Like what?

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Driector Green: Guard, take this to the shredder. I

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simply will not tolerate any more thieving.

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Sam: Wait! I feel sick. Like I?m

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going to...you know!

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Fred: Upchuck?

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Joe: Puke?

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Jodi: Regurgitate?

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Samantha: Oh! Order chunk output?

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Sam: I?m going to vomit!

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Director Green: Don?t you dare that is an antique

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shag rug. Use this.

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Sam: Thank you.

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Joe: September 2005. See ya! It was nice

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meeting you guys!

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Jodi: Adios!

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Sam: Are you guys going to be okay?

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Jodi: We?ll be fine!

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Sam: Good luck!

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Joe: So we were right back where we started;

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in the middle of Sam?s mess.

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Teacher: Oh, boys. I?m waiting! If you don?t

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hurry, I?m going to assign you an additional

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worksheet.

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Joe: Wait! We?re forgetting something.

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Fred: What?

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Joe: We have to write a note, remember?

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How did it go?

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Sam: Girls, Meet us

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Fred: at the statue of that

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Teddy Roosevelt guy.

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Sam: Oh! Oh, yeah! Meet us under Teddy

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Roosevelt?s statue.

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Fred: At the Museum of Natural History.

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Sam: On September 17, 2105.

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Joe: It?s a matter of life and death.

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Teacher: That?s it!

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I am definitely giving you a worksheet.

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Trio: No!

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[Credits]

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Discovery Education: And now,

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The Time Warp Trio presents:

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Real Moments from Real History.

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Sam: Here?s today?s Daily Warper:

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Mr. Chester?s Worksheet.

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Today, we?re playing the inventions game.

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Fred has fifteen seconds to match the old

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inventions, which are on the left, with

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modern, or future inventions, which are on

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the right. Ready? Go!

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Fred: Okay. So the bicycle and the

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antigravity disk are things that you can ride

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on. The computer and the weird adding

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machine are things that help you do stuff,

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like add. Wahoo! Which leaves the

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phonograph and Samantha?s eye pad, which

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are things that play music. Done!

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I am the man!

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Sam: You were right, Fred. But you didn?t

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have time to do the extra credit.

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See? The main point is that inventions

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are always improving, mostly by getting

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smaller and easier to manage.

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If you want to learn more about inventions,

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just check out the Time Warp Trio Web site,

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at DiscoveryKids.com.