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THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DISCOVERY EDUCATION

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LEADING THE WORLD OF DIGITAL AND VIDEO LEARNING

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DISCOVERY EDUCATION, CONNECT TO A WORLD OF LEARNING.

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( kids grunting )

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( sheep baaing )

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Hey, get off me, you overgrown lamb chop!

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( yelling )

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Go away, I'm allergic to wool.

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Where are we?

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We're nowhere.

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It's, like, Outer Mongolia or something.

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I don't see anything but grass.

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Maybe over...

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( screams )

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Whoa! Where'd he come from?

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Hey, that's a yurt.

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It's a tent used by nomads in...

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Uh-oh-- this is Outer Mongolia!

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Great.

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We won't find the Book around here.

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Uh, sir?

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Could we hitch a ride to, say, Inner Mongolia?

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Let me handle this.

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Uh, me Fred; you...

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( sniffing )

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Hey, hey! This is getting personal.

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I think it's some sort of Mongolian greeting.

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What's he pointing at?

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I don't know.

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There's nothing

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but dust clouds.

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What is it... huh?

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( low rumbling )

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ALL: Wait! Please don't leave.

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Come back!

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Huh, that's weird.

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I wonder what got into...

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SAM: Uh, guys?

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I think I know.

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Please tell me that's the Mongolian polo team.

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( armies shouting )

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Eep!

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Be careful what you wish for.

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? Go! There they go ?

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? Three boys surfing on the time continuum ?

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? There they go ?

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? The green mist fills the air ?

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? The Book could take them anywhere. ?

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? ? ?

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( electric guitars playing steady beat )

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? Go! There they go ?

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? Three girls warping, time is 2105 ?

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? There they go ?

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? You can catch a ride with the Time Warp Trio. ?

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? Traveling through history... ?

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( clock ticking )

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? ? ?

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? With the Time Warp Trio ?

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? Go! ?

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JOE: Okay, before we become Mongolian roadkill,

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I should explain how we got into this mess.

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Like most adventure stories,

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this one started with take-out menus.

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SAM: Okay, then how about

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we get Mexican food?

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We like chimichangas.

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No! One Digital Demon

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is worth ten Phlegm Monsters!

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Are you serious?!

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Pizza's good.

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Phlegm Monster hurls loogies through steel!

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Not even the Dark Lord can fight that!

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How about this: Khan's Mongolian Barbecue.

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That was before the Dark Lord

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split into Octopus Man and Tina the Waitress!

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Now he's immune to all bodily fluids!

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Fine!

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You can starve for all I...

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What did you do!?

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Nothing-- I just put the menus in a drawer.

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Green mist, go away,

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'cause, um... here in Brooklyn we want to stay.

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( all sigh )

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Corny, but it worked.

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( screams )

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( screaming )

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JOE: So, that's the lesson for today:

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If you mix the Book with a take-out menu,

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you become the barbecue.

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Climb on!

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All right!

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We owe you, man!

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No one strikes a prince of the Borjigid!

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Please excuse Fred's manners.

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He was raised by wolves.

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This is true?

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I myself am descended from the gray wolf

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and was born with a destiny from heaven on high!

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FRED: Oh, yeah?

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Well, I'm in Little League.

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Really?

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And can you ride

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straddling two horses at once?

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Who can't?

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Can you do this?

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( imitates farting with armpit )

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( poof )

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I will work on it.

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So, my name's Joe.

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This is Fred, and that's Sam.

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We're from the land of Brooklyn.

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( sniffing )

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It's called a handshake.

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It's a symbol of friendship.

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No sniffing?

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You are strange people.

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I am Tem jin.

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Hiya, T.J.

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"Tem jin," huh?

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Funny, that sounds sort of familiar.

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You have no doubt heard of me.

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My father, Yes gei, is chieftain of our tribe.

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Look there.

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See how he leads his army in battle

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against the Tartar demons?

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He is the bravest man in all Mongolia.

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Hmm, Tartars and Mongols battling.

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This must be the 12th century,

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if I remember my history books.

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Speaking of books, Tem jin,

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have you seen a blue book

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with squiggles on the cover?

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Book?

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Oh, maybe books aren't around yet.

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Um, it's sort of a box, about this big.

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Hmm... yes.

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I believe I have seen it.

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Great! This is easy.

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Where?

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Let me think.

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Was it...? No.

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Yeah? Where?

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No, that wasn't it.

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Come on!

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Perhaps...

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Maybe you left it in your yurt.

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No, it wasn't there.

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You couldn't miss it.

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It's the only thing around here that isn't sheep.

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It was somewhere in our camp, I think.

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Well, perhaps I will see it tonight at the victory feast.

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You will come as my guests.

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Victory feast?

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How do you know your dad will win?

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We always win.

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We are Borjigid!

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( crickets chirping )

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( fiddle playing Mongolian tune )

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Ugh.

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When did I start chewing this piece of meat?

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It was this morning, right?

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I'm not sure.

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We were all younger.

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I think my dinner is looking at me.

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Tem jin,

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what exactly is this Mongolian mystery meat?

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It's mutton, of course.

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That's a food, right, not somebody's name?

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And that we call koumiss--

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fermented mare's milk.

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Wha...?

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You die!

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( snaps fingers )

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TEM JIN: Tarkutai!

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Sam is my guest.

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He is not to be harmed.

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As you wish... my prince.

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( snaps fingers )

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Nice guy... in a psycho kind of way.

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Tarkutai has long been jealous

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of my family's position.

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( spluttering )

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Yeah, well, it's time to find the Book and get out of here.

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Book? You mean the blue box you were seeking.

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Yes, I remember

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where I saw it.

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You do? Where?

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It was in the...

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Tem jin, want to play a game of shagai later?

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I'll let you win.

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You only win because you cheat.

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You wish.

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That's B rte, my best friend.

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She can be incredibly annoying.

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The Book!

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Tem jin, you said you remembered seeing it.

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What? Oh.

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I forget now.

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( boys groan )

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( gong reverberates )

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Today our warriors achieved a great victory

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on the field of battle, driving the Tartars from our land.

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( crowd cheers )

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I thank the Eternal Blue Heaven for strengthening our swords,

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and also my anda,

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my blood brother, Toghril,

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for the courage of his troops.

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It is fitting that we mark

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the end of our struggle with a new beginning.

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And so I commemorate our victory

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by declaring that my son and heir, Tem jin,

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and the princess B rte

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are engaged

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to be married!

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( crowd cheers )

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Married?

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To a girl?

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But you're, like, nine!

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Uh, yes.

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Our parents arranged it,

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but the wedding is still years away...

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and only if she quits cheating at shagai.

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Oh, you poor guy.

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You must have really ticked off your folks.

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( groans )

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( screams )

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Father!

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No, Tem jin, do not look!

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MAN: Yes gei has been poisoned!

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There! That servant!

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He is a Tartar spy!

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Tem jin!

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Tem jin...

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are you okay?

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They will pay!

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I must now become chief in my father's place,

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and then I will not stop

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until every last Tartar is wiped off the face of the earth!

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Man, this is way cool.

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I've never had a friend promoted

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to chieftain before.

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Of course, one of my brothers

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was hall monitor.

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TARKUTAI: No!

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This travesty must be stopped!

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Uh-oh, it's Turkey Toes.

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What's he want?

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Tarkutai,

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this is sacrilege.

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Explain yourself.

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Tem jin is a boy.

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In the history of our people,

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none but a proven warrior, a grown man,

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has ever been our chieftain.

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What?!

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FRED: Why, that rotten...

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Fred, stay out of it!

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Ha! You see?

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Would you follow this child into battle?

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I am the son of Yes gei and his rightful heir!

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I demand that you finish the ceremony!

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And my first act as royal khan

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will be to banish you to the Gobi Desert!

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Khan?

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Holy cats!

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Guys, he's...!

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Shh! I'm trying to hear.

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What... what he says has merit, Tem jin.

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You are traitors!

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And you-- if you wish to hold my father's scepter,

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you'll have to take it from me!

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Fine.

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Let us settle this

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the traditional way:

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bayirldax, a wrestling match.

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Hold it, Turkey Toes!

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You think Tem jin's on stupid pills?

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You're twice his size!

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Fred, a challenge cannot be refused.

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But do not worry, I am a Borjigin!

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We always win!

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Let the match begin.

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The first to fall forfeits the scepter.

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Yeah, all right! Whoa!

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( grunts )

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All right!

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Hit him with a power slam!

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BOTH: Go... Tem jin!

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( gasps )

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Tem jin, look out!

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( grunting )

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( boys gasp )

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I... I-I don't understand.

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I am a Borjigin.

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It wasn't you, T.J., they cheated!

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TARKUTAI: The matter is settled.

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I will be the new khan.

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And you, little flea, are free to go.

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T.J., wait!

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FRED: Listen to me!

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Hey, move it, Yak Breath!

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Look!

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JOE: Tem jin!

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He's being yurt-napped!

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( muffled shouting )

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There he is!

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( fabric ripping )

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JOE: Uh-oh.

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We've got company!

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Mutton merge!

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But my allergies!

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( holding back sneeze )

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( Sam sneezes )

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SAM: I mean ( baas like sheep ).

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Uh-oh!

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( sheep baas )

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This way, this way-come on!

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Yee-haw!

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( all shouting )

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( grunting as they hit ground )

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( boys groaning )

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Well, that was fun.

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Now, how are we

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going to rescue T.J.?

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SAM: Guys, guys, listen!

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I figured out who Tem jin really is.

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When he said "khan," it hit me.

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Later, when he's older,

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he'll have a new title:

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Genghis Khan!

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Come on, guys, not again!

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Genghis Khan-- you know,

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as in the greatest conqueror of all time!

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As in the guy who ruled

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the largest empire ever?!

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Huh... interesting.

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So, anyway, how are we going to rescue him?

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Turkey Toes's men

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are all over that camp.

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There's no way we can go back

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without getting slightly killed.

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( camel grunts, spits )

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I've got it!

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TEM JIN: You festering wart!

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Why am I being held?

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I demand you release me!

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You're not going anywhere--

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not until Tarkutai decides what to do with you.

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JOE ( in falsetto ): Suppertime!

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You want to tell me

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how a spitting camel made you think of this?

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So, um... who ordered the pepperoni?

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What... what's going on?

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We're traveling caterers

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with a nice heaping plate

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of... "I Can't Believe It's Not Mutton."

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I hate mutton.

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I want some bordzig.

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( in falsetto ): Sorry-- somebody messed up your order.

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Hey... you're cute.

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I'm Pumlik.

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What's your name?

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FRED ( in normal voice ): What's it to you...

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Um, I'm, uh, Shashlik,

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and these are my sisters, Saltlick and Cowlick.

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My brother is the new khan, you know.

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So, uh, which one of you gets to be my girlfriend?

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Want to meet me later by the sheep dung pile?

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I hate to mess with your love life, Cowlick,

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but aren't you forgetting something?

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Right.

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Would you mind holding

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the drink tray while I pour?

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For you, anything.

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( in falsetto ): Uh, and if you could

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just hold on to my food tray, too,

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while I serve.

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But of course.

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( Pumlik groans )

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SAM: Hurry!

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The wrestling match-Turkey Toes cheated!

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His goon pulled a knife and blinded you!

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What?!

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JOE: It's true!

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Which means you're the rightful khan!

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SAM: Come on, guys!

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Let's go!

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No! I cannot. What?

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Tarkutai is planning to announce his engagement to B rte!

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I must stay and rescue her!

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That's crazy.

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The minute his men spot you, you'll be dead mutton!

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You're right.

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Wait-- I have an idea.

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FRED: You know what?

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His ideas are even worse than yours.

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Quit griping.

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Hey-- there she is.

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B rte!

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SAM: They've got a guard on her.

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Psst, B rte.

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Who are you?

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Friends of Tem jin's.

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We've come to rescue you.

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And we're not girls.

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( giggling ): Right...

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I remember you.

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Where's Tem jin?

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Tem jin's waiting for you in the forest.

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As soon as we rescue you, he's going to declare war

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on Tarkutai.

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Great!

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So, what's the plan?

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Uh...

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Well... this.

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SAM: Hey!

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( in falsetto ): Help! Help!

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My sister is drowning!

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Take B rte to Tem jin.

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Go!

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( whimpering )

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Stop!

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( in falsetto ): I mean, go away.

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I... I'm fine.

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What the...?

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Hey!

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What's going on?

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( guard grunting, groaning )

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THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY RESCUE.

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Yeah, well, next time I'll be wearing pants.

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Now it's my turn...

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to deal with Tarkutai.

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Wait.

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You can't beat him all by yourself.

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Of course I can.

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I am a Borjigin.

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He is a groveling worm.

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But he's got all those goons with him and...

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Wait a sec.

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Remember at the feast,

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your dad's old friend?

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Wasn't he chief of some tribe or other?

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TEM JIN: And so it is

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that the legacy of my father,

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your blood brother, has been stolen from me.

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I ask only for help in righting this wrong.

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You may have whatever you need-men, horses,

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weapons-your father

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was my closest friend.

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Thank you.

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I will prepare now for battle.

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Wait!

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One more thing.

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We're looking for a book--

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blue, with squiggles.

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"Book"-- I do not know this word.

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Oh, yes, their book.

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It is square like a box.

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I know I have seen it, but I just can't remember...

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Perhaps you mean the strange blue object

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that the shaman found?

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The shaman-- that's

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where I saw it!

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Great-- now

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we're getting somewhere!

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It was to be a gift to the new khan, which means...

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Tarkutai has it.

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Oh, man! Oh, man!

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TARKUTAI: The shaman says

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this box has powerful magic.

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It must never leave my side.

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( horses approaching )

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( hooves thundering )

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TARKUTAI: It's Tem jin!

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Quickly!

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Find my men!

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Archers to the front!

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Show no mercy!

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( hooves thundering )

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There!

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That's Tarkutai's yurt.

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The Book's got to be in here somewhere.

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B rte, keep a lookout.

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Nothing! It's not here!

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JOE: It's got to be.

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Keep looking.

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( pitcher shatters )

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PUMLIK: Ow!

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ALL: Pumlik!

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Hey, go find your own hiding place.

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B RTE: Pumlik, this is really important.

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Please help us.

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JOE: We're looking for a blue box.

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Can you tell us where it is?

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Never-- not if you tortured me.

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( yelps ) Tarkutai's got it!

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It's in his saddlebag.

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Great, now we'll never get it!

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Hey, don't I know you?

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You have beautiful eyes.

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( Pumlik grunts )

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( swords ring )

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( hooves thundering )

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( men shouting )

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( swords ringing )

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SOLDIER: Ha-ha!

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They're retreating!

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( gasps )

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( horses whinnying )

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Hey, look!

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Turkey Toes's men are taking off!

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B RTE: Tem jin is winning!

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( kids cheering and whooping )

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Look at Turkey Toes go!

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Aah! Tarkutai is going!

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With the Book!

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BOTH: What are you doing?!

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It's now or never, right?

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Giddyap!

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( horse whinnying )

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No... down.

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FRED: Reverse!

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TEM JIN: Tarkutai!

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FRED: Yee-haw!

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I got it.

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Fred, behind you!

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Hey, this book really is a lifesaver.

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The battle is ours.

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Tarkutai has been vanquished.

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You're truly worthy of becoming khan.

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Oh, hey.

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Uh-oh, looks like our ride's here.

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Yay!

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Finally! Here we go!

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TEM JIN: Thank you for helping, friends.

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Oh, and Fred--

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I've been practicing.

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( imitates farting with armpit )

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I taught him that.

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I wonder why they don't make Genghis Khan cards.

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He's much more interesting than this guy.

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I'm not saying you're wrong,

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but don't dis the Phlegm, okay?

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So, anyone up

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for a Mongolian barbecue?

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They've got a mutton platter.

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What is mutton, anyway?

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Old sheep.

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Or I've got peanut butter and jelly

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right here.

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Oh, yeah, that works.

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That's good.