WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=MPEGTS:900000, LOCAL:00:00:00.000 1 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:04.702 female narrator: THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION 2 00:00:05.202 --> 00:00:07.380 IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DISCOVERY EDUCATION, 3 00:00:07.538 --> 00:00:10.410 LEADING THE WORLD OF DIGITAL AND VIDEO LEARNING. 4 00:00:10.541 --> 00:00:14.450 DISCOVERY EDUCATION: CONNECT TO A WORLD OF LEARNING. 5 00:00:20.840 --> 00:00:21.152 - THIS WAY. 6 00:00:21.652 --> 00:00:22.219 THAT'S RIGHT. 7 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:24.210 CAREFUL, CAREFUL. 8 00:00:24.521 --> 00:00:25.220 [clattering] 9 00:00:25.522 --> 00:00:26.230 YOU IDIOT. 10 00:00:26.523 --> 00:00:27.325 DO THAT AGAIN, 11 00:00:27.825 --> 00:00:29.760 AND I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE FLAMING LAKES OF DUAT. 12 00:00:30.260 --> 00:00:31.395 PERFECT. 13 00:00:31.895 --> 00:00:32.930 THAT'S THE LAST ONE. 14 00:00:33.430 --> 00:00:36.934 YOU MAY GO. 15 00:00:37.434 --> 00:00:37.969 - SHH. 16 00:00:38.469 --> 00:00:39.937 - MY PLAN IS WORKING TO PERFECTION. 17 00:00:40.437 --> 00:00:42.730 WITH THESE RICHES, I CAN BUILD THE GREATEST TEMPLE 18 00:00:42.573 --> 00:00:43.241 IN THE WORLD. 19 00:00:43.741 --> 00:00:47.578 THE PHARAOH--UGH-- WILL BE FORGOTTEN. 20 00:00:48.780 --> 00:00:51.849 BUT GENERATIONS TO COME WILL REVERE MY NAME: 21 00:00:52.349 --> 00:00:53.500 HOTSNOT. 22 00:00:53.550 --> 00:00:54.285 - [snorts] 23 00:00:54.785 --> 00:00:56.870 - THE GREAT HOTSNOT, THE POWERFUL HOTSNOT, 24 00:00:56.587 --> 00:00:58.890 THE RICHEST PRIEST IN ALL THE WORLD. 25 00:00:58.589 --> 00:00:59.123 HOTSNOT! 26 00:00:59.623 --> 00:01:01.859 - [laughs] I'M SORRY. 27 00:01:02.359 --> 00:01:03.961 HOW COULD ANYONE BE CALLED HOTSNOT? 28 00:01:04.461 --> 00:01:04.962 - GET UP. 29 00:01:05.462 --> 00:01:06.330 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 30 00:01:06.830 --> 00:01:08.599 - AH, NOT MUCH, KIND OF HANGING. 31 00:01:09.990 --> 00:01:11.569 - I HAVE WAYS OF PRYING THE TRUTH OUT OF VERMIN. 32 00:01:12.690 --> 00:01:13.571 WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW HOW? 33 00:01:14.710 --> 00:01:17.875 - OOF, NO, NOT REALLY. 34 00:01:18.375 --> 00:01:18.876 [whip cracks] 35 00:01:19.376 --> 00:01:21.178 both: WHOA! 36 00:01:21.678 --> 00:01:23.681 - UH, HI. 37 00:01:26.683 --> 00:01:28.753 - BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 38 00:01:29.253 --> 00:01:29.754 - GO! 39 00:01:30.254 --> 00:01:32.523 [singing] HERE THEY GO 40 00:01:33.230 --> 00:01:35.860 THREE BOYS SURFING ON THE TIME CONTINUUM 41 00:01:36.360 --> 00:01:38.829 THERE THEY GO 42 00:01:39.329 --> 00:01:40.531 GREENNESS FILLS THE AIR 43 00:01:41.310 --> 00:01:42.300 THE BOOK CAN TAKE THEM ANYWHERE 44 00:01:42.800 --> 00:01:48.306 [rock music] 45 00:01:54.812 --> 00:01:55.313 GO! 46 00:01:55.813 --> 00:01:58.149 THERE THEY GO 47 00:01:58.649 --> 00:01:59.784 THREE GIRLS WARPING TIME 48 00:02:00.284 --> 00:02:01.552 IT'S 2105 49 00:02:02.520 --> 00:02:04.522 THERE THEY GO 50 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:07.425 YOU CAN CATCH A RIDE WITH THE TIME WARP TRIO 51 00:02:07.925 --> 00:02:10.995 GO! 52 00:02:11.495 --> 00:02:14.265 TRAVELING THROUGH HISTORY 53 00:02:14.765 --> 00:02:17.802 [clock ticking] 54 00:02:18.302 --> 00:02:22.373 [rock music] 55 00:02:22.873 --> 00:02:24.542 WITH THE TIME WARP TRIO 56 00:02:25.420 --> 00:02:25.576 GO! 57 00:02:30.147 --> 00:02:31.449 - SO NORMALLY I'D BE TELLING YOU 58 00:02:31.949 --> 00:02:33.317 HOW FRED DID SOMETHING DUMB TO THE BOOK, 59 00:02:33.817 --> 00:02:35.286 WHICH IS WHY WE ENDED UP IN ANCIENT EGYPT 60 00:02:35.786 --> 00:02:37.880 WITH A HOT BOOGER. 61 00:02:37.588 --> 00:02:38.990 BUT THIS TIME IT WASN'T FRED'S FAULT. 62 00:02:39.490 --> 00:02:40.958 IT WASN'T ANYONE'S FAULT. 63 00:02:41.458 --> 00:02:42.260 WATCH. 64 00:02:42.526 --> 00:02:43.828 - THERE. 65 00:02:44.328 --> 00:02:45.563 - WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE MUMMY? 66 00:02:46.630 --> 00:02:47.431 - HEY, I TRIED TO GET MY SISTER, 67 00:02:47.931 --> 00:02:49.467 BUT SHE'S OFF PLAYING DOLLS OR SOMETHING. 68 00:02:49.967 --> 00:02:51.335 - SHOULD WE GO FOR SOME EXTRA CREDIT? 69 00:02:51.835 --> 00:02:54.372 LIKE TRY AND SUCK HIS BRAINS OUT THROUGH HIS NOSE? 70 00:02:54.872 --> 00:02:56.730 - FORGET IT. I QUIT. 71 00:02:56.573 --> 00:02:59.610 - COME ON, SAM. THIS IS SCIENCE. 72 00:03:00.110 --> 00:03:01.779 IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY. 73 00:03:02.279 --> 00:03:03.681 AND SO FRED DOESN'T FAIL HISTORY. 74 00:03:04.181 --> 00:03:05.416 - IF FRED DOESN'T WANT TO FAIL HISTORY, 75 00:03:05.916 --> 00:03:07.618 MAYBE HE SHOULD TRY STUDYING FOR THE TEST. 76 00:03:08.118 --> 00:03:09.754 - AWW, OKAY. 77 00:03:10.254 --> 00:03:12.924 I WAS GOING TO LEARN IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT THE EGYPTIANS, 78 00:03:13.424 --> 00:03:16.360 BUT I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD. 79 00:03:16.860 --> 00:03:18.129 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 80 00:03:18.629 --> 00:03:19.130 WHAT'D YOU DO? 81 00:03:19.630 --> 00:03:20.197 - NOTHING. 82 00:03:20.697 --> 00:03:21.566 IT CAN'T BE THE BOOK. 83 00:03:22.660 --> 00:03:23.568 IT'S IN MY SOCK DRAWER. 84 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:27.305 all: WHOA! 85 00:03:27.805 --> 00:03:28.306 - SEE? 86 00:03:28.806 --> 00:03:29.874 WE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE BOOK. 87 00:03:30.374 --> 00:03:32.900 BUT TRY TELLING THAT TO GOOBER GUY. 88 00:03:32.509 --> 00:03:35.780 - THIEVES, VERMIN, CROCODILE DUNG. 89 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:37.381 - NOW, THAT IS GOING TOO FAR. 90 00:03:37.881 --> 00:03:39.183 - AND BESIDES, I KEEP TELLING YOU, 91 00:03:39.683 --> 00:03:40.518 WE'RE NOT THIEVES. 92 00:03:41.180 --> 00:03:41.886 WE'RE MAGICIANS. 93 00:03:42.386 --> 00:03:44.221 - YOU KNOW, THAT LINE IS GETTING TIRED. 94 00:03:44.721 --> 00:03:46.223 THIS GUY COULDN'T CARE LESS IF WE'RE-- 95 00:03:46.723 --> 00:03:49.226 - MAGICIANS, DID YOU SAY? FOLLOWERS OF ISIS? 96 00:03:49.726 --> 00:03:51.329 - ISIS? SURE, WE FOLLOW ISIS. 97 00:03:51.829 --> 00:03:52.530 WHO'S ISIS? 98 00:03:53.300 --> 00:03:55.660 - SHE'S THE QUEEN OF ALL EGYPTIAN GODS. 99 00:03:55.566 --> 00:03:56.467 - OH. 100 00:03:56.967 --> 00:03:59.604 YEP, ISIS AND ME, WE'RE LIKE BEST BUDS. 101 00:04:00.104 --> 00:04:02.173 - TELL ME YOUR GREATEST MAGIC. 102 00:04:02.673 --> 00:04:05.420 - MY GREATEST MAGIC? 103 00:04:05.542 --> 00:04:06.978 WELL, THAT WOULD BE, UM, HMM-- 104 00:04:07.478 --> 00:04:11.882 HEY, FRED, JUST GIVE ME WHATEVER'S IN YOUR POCKET, OKAY? 105 00:04:12.382 --> 00:04:13.217 PERFECT. 106 00:04:13.717 --> 00:04:14.318 ARE YOU READY? 107 00:04:14.818 --> 00:04:17.521 THIS TRICK WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. 108 00:04:18.210 --> 00:04:18.956 OKAY, WATCH CLOSELY. 109 00:04:19.456 --> 00:04:19.991 DON'T MOVE. 110 00:04:20.491 --> 00:04:21.359 DON'T BREATHE. 111 00:04:21.859 --> 00:04:25.229 HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 112 00:04:25.729 --> 00:04:28.399 HERE WE... 113 00:04:28.899 --> 00:04:29.500 COOL, HUH? 114 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:32.336 NOW YOU TRY. 115 00:04:32.836 --> 00:04:34.138 SEE? IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. 116 00:04:34.638 --> 00:04:36.474 ONLY THE VERY BEST MAGICIANS CAN DO IT. 117 00:04:36.974 --> 00:04:38.509 - YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL? 118 00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:40.344 - WELL, NO, NOT A FOOL EXACTLY. 119 00:04:40.844 --> 00:04:41.579 BUT MAYBE YOU'VE GOT 120 00:04:42.790 --> 00:04:43.514 A LITTLE NAPOLEON COMPLEX THING GOING ON. 121 00:04:44.140 --> 00:04:45.683 - YOU SORRY PIECE OF SNAKE VILE. 122 00:04:46.183 --> 00:04:47.151 I'LL SEE YOU IN-- 123 00:04:47.651 --> 00:04:49.320 - EXCUSE ME, YOUR SNOTNESS. 124 00:04:49.820 --> 00:04:53.691 I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU. 125 00:04:54.191 --> 00:04:56.994 THE PHARAOH HAS JUST NOTICED THAT MORE TREASURE IS MISSING. 126 00:04:57.494 --> 00:04:58.596 WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM? 127 00:04:59.960 --> 00:05:00.331 - TELL HIM, UH-- 128 00:05:00.831 --> 00:05:03.935 TELL HIM THAT WE'RE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM, 129 00:05:04.435 --> 00:05:07.705 AND WE'LL DEFINITELY CATCH THE CULPRITS. 130 00:05:08.205 --> 00:05:09.400 - WE WILL? 131 00:05:09.540 --> 00:05:11.420 [chuckles] 132 00:05:11.542 --> 00:05:13.711 - BUT WHERE ARE MY MANNERS? 133 00:05:14.211 --> 00:05:16.514 PLEASE, FORGIVE ME. 134 00:05:17.140 --> 00:05:22.186 IN FACT, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE PHARAOH. 135 00:05:22.686 --> 00:05:25.560 HE IS A BIG FAN OF MAGIC. 136 00:05:25.556 --> 00:05:27.625 - UH, OKAY, SURE. 137 00:05:28.125 --> 00:05:30.494 - BUT FIRST, WHY DON'T YOU CHOOSE A SMALL GIFT 138 00:05:30.994 --> 00:05:31.862 FOR THE KING? 139 00:05:32.362 --> 00:05:33.197 [all gasp] 140 00:05:33.697 --> 00:05:34.699 BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 141 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:36.500 I'M A VERY LUCKY MAN. 142 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:38.102 BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. 143 00:05:38.602 --> 00:05:40.370 CHOOSE SOMETHING FOR THE PHARAOH. 144 00:05:40.537 --> 00:05:43.307 AND TAKE A FEW BAUBLES FOR YOURSELF. 145 00:05:43.807 --> 00:05:45.409 - OH, WOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE. 146 00:05:45.909 --> 00:05:46.711 I WANT THAT. 147 00:05:47.211 --> 00:05:50.548 I'M GONNA GET IT NOW. 148 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:52.950 - ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH? 149 00:05:53.450 --> 00:05:54.418 - I THINK SO. 150 00:05:54.918 --> 00:05:55.653 - WONDERFUL. 151 00:05:56.153 --> 00:05:57.622 THIS WAY. 152 00:05:58.122 --> 00:06:00.258 - JUST GOES TO SHOW, YOU CAN'T BE ALL BAD, 153 00:06:00.758 --> 00:06:04.295 EVEN WITH A NAME LIKE WARM BOOGER. 154 00:06:04.795 --> 00:06:07.565 - OH, HELP! THIEVES! 155 00:06:08.650 --> 00:06:09.330 COME QUICKLY! 156 00:06:09.533 --> 00:06:11.350 - GO, GO, GO! 157 00:06:14.805 --> 00:06:16.607 - I'M SO SORRY TO TELL YOU, 158 00:06:17.107 --> 00:06:21.450 BUT THE PUNISHMENT FOR ROBBERY IS QUITE PAINFUL. 159 00:06:21.545 --> 00:06:22.179 - NO, NO, THIS IS--NO. 160 00:06:22.679 --> 00:06:23.614 - YOU TOLD US TO-- I'M NOT A ROBBER. 161 00:06:24.114 --> 00:06:26.117 - FIRST, I- - I'M NOT A ROBBER. 162 00:06:26.617 --> 00:06:27.518 - CAN I KEEP THE SNAKE BRACELET? 163 00:06:28.180 --> 00:06:29.860 - TAKE THEM OUTSIDE. 164 00:06:29.586 --> 00:06:32.590 I DON'T WANT TO DEFILE THIS TEMPLE WITH THEIR BLOOD. 165 00:06:41.732 --> 00:06:43.534 - WHOA! 166 00:06:44.340 --> 00:06:45.703 THERE GOES MY COLLEGE FUND. 167 00:06:46.203 --> 00:06:50.700 - AND NOW LET'S SHOW THESE BOYS HOW WE DEAL WITH ROBBERS. 168 00:06:50.507 --> 00:06:51.342 - WHAT'S THE RUSH? 169 00:06:51.842 --> 00:06:53.411 WHY DON'T WE GRAB A BITE, TALK THIS OVER? 170 00:06:53.911 --> 00:06:56.314 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 171 00:06:56.814 --> 00:06:58.416 - THERE YOU ARE. 172 00:06:58.916 --> 00:07:02.687 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW, SIRE, THAT WE HAVE FOUND THE THIEVES. 173 00:07:03.187 --> 00:07:04.210 - HOLD ON. 174 00:07:04.521 --> 00:07:06.324 I DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES. 175 00:07:06.824 --> 00:07:08.125 YOU KEEP FORGETTING THAT. 176 00:07:08.625 --> 00:07:10.795 - BOW BEFORE YOUR KING. 177 00:07:11.295 --> 00:07:12.290 - WHAT KING? 178 00:07:12.529 --> 00:07:13.531 I DON'T SEE ANY KING. 179 00:07:14.310 --> 00:07:14.799 - RIGHT HERE. 180 00:07:15.299 --> 00:07:17.969 I AM THUTMOSE III, THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT. 181 00:07:18.469 --> 00:07:20.204 - NO WAY, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A KING. 182 00:07:20.704 --> 00:07:21.839 - OH, BUT I AM. 183 00:07:22.339 --> 00:07:24.800 I COULD HAVE HAD YOU KILLED JUST LIKE THAT. 184 00:07:24.508 --> 00:07:26.110 - WHAT A GRAND IDEA. 185 00:07:26.610 --> 00:07:27.979 WHY DON'T WE DUMP THESE THIEVES IN THE NILE, 186 00:07:28.479 --> 00:07:29.847 THEN HAVE A LITTLE CELEBRATION? 187 00:07:30.347 --> 00:07:31.682 I HAVE SOME DELICIOUS FIGS. 188 00:07:32.182 --> 00:07:33.651 - YOU ARE A FOOL, HOTSNOT. 189 00:07:34.151 --> 00:07:34.986 THESE AREN'T ROBBERS. 190 00:07:35.486 --> 00:07:38.656 A ROBBER WOULD NEVER WEAR SUCH MAGNIFICENT SHOES. 191 00:07:39.156 --> 00:07:40.191 - WHAT? THESE? 192 00:07:40.691 --> 00:07:41.859 - YES, THOSE. 193 00:07:42.359 --> 00:07:43.160 I WILL TRY THEM ON NOW. 194 00:07:43.660 --> 00:07:46.630 - UH, SORRY, THEY'RE KIND OF PERSONAL. 195 00:07:46.563 --> 00:07:48.320 I MEAN, SURE. 196 00:07:48.532 --> 00:07:51.736 HELP YOURSELF. 197 00:07:52.236 --> 00:07:53.971 - I'M WAITING, MR. FRED. 198 00:07:54.471 --> 00:07:57.275 - OKAY, FOR THE 16TH TIME: 199 00:07:57.775 --> 00:08:00.778 GET READY, GET SET, GO. 200 00:08:01.278 --> 00:08:03.381 - AND IT'S THUTMOSE BY A NOSE. 201 00:08:03.881 --> 00:08:06.830 BY TWO NOSES, BY A NOSE, AND A FOOT AND AN ELBOW. 202 00:08:06.583 --> 00:08:07.840 - I WIN. 203 00:08:07.584 --> 00:08:09.320 I WIN. I WIN. 204 00:08:09.820 --> 00:08:11.622 - CAN THIS PLEASE BE THE LAST TIME? 205 00:08:12.122 --> 00:08:13.758 - YOU MUST COME FROM A GREAT LAND 206 00:08:14.258 --> 00:08:15.426 TO BE THE OWNER OF SUCH SHOES. 207 00:08:15.926 --> 00:08:18.296 - OH, YEAH, A GREAT LAND: THE LAND OF FLATBUSH. 208 00:08:18.796 --> 00:08:20.965 - UH-HUH, BUT ONLY REALLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE, 209 00:08:21.465 --> 00:08:22.967 LIKE KINGS AND STUFF, GET TO WEAR THEM. 210 00:08:23.467 --> 00:08:23.968 - I KNEW IT. 211 00:08:24.468 --> 00:08:25.369 DID YOU HEAR THAT, HOTSNOT? 212 00:08:25.869 --> 00:08:27.705 YOU ALMOST EXECUTED A GREAT KING. 213 00:08:28.205 --> 00:08:31.509 - OH, I AM EMBARRASSED. 214 00:08:32.900 --> 00:08:33.778 - HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA. 215 00:08:34.278 --> 00:08:35.713 WHY DON'T YOU COME TO OUR PALACE. 216 00:08:36.213 --> 00:08:37.281 IT'S JUST DOWN THE RIVER. 217 00:08:37.781 --> 00:08:40.117 MY AUNT, QUEEN HATSHEPSUT, IS HAVING A PARTY. 218 00:08:40.617 --> 00:08:42.386 - I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA. 219 00:08:42.886 --> 00:08:44.889 WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THESE BOYS WITH ME, 220 00:08:45.389 --> 00:08:48.359 AND I'LL HAVE THEM SAFELY ESCORTED HOME? 221 00:08:48.859 --> 00:08:49.994 - FORGET IT, WARM GOOBER. 222 00:08:50.494 --> 00:08:51.729 I'M HANGING WITH THUT HERE. 223 00:08:52.229 --> 00:08:53.531 PAR-TAY! 224 00:08:54.310 --> 00:08:54.632 - IT IS SETTLED. 225 00:08:55.132 --> 00:08:57.201 WE WILL RACE TO THE BOAT, AND I WILL WIN. 226 00:08:57.701 --> 00:09:00.538 READY, GET SET, GO! 227 00:09:03.207 --> 00:09:05.176 - THOSE BOYS KNOW TOO MUCH. 228 00:09:05.676 --> 00:09:07.211 THEY'VE SEEN THE CHESTS. 229 00:09:07.711 --> 00:09:08.446 WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM. 230 00:09:08.946 --> 00:09:10.448 - LEAVE IT TO ME. 231 00:09:15.219 --> 00:09:18.256 - MAN, THIS IS THE CLEANEST RIVER I'VE EVER SEEN. 232 00:09:18.756 --> 00:09:22.426 JUST BLUE WATER AND... HUGE TEETH! 233 00:09:22.926 --> 00:09:25.496 WHOA! 234 00:09:25.996 --> 00:09:27.832 - YEAH, YEAH, COMPLETELY AMAZING, YEAH. 235 00:09:28.332 --> 00:09:30.368 EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE THING. 236 00:09:30.868 --> 00:09:32.536 HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE? 237 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:34.739 - HEY, WHY YOU ASKING ME? 238 00:09:35.239 --> 00:09:36.841 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 239 00:09:37.341 --> 00:09:40.378 HMM, MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BOOK. 240 00:09:40.878 --> 00:09:43.714 - YEAH, BUT THE BOOK DIDN'T BRING US HERE, REMEMBER? 241 00:09:44.214 --> 00:09:46.450 I MEAN, THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO GET HOME WITHOUT IT, 242 00:09:46.950 --> 00:09:48.319 BUT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE. 243 00:09:48.819 --> 00:09:50.554 - HUH, WELL, GREAT. 244 00:09:51.540 --> 00:09:52.957 SO WE'RE STUCK ON A RAFT WITH A SHOE FREAK, 245 00:09:53.457 --> 00:09:55.993 A FAKE KING, AND A PRIEST NAMED BOOGER. 246 00:09:56.493 --> 00:09:57.962 WHOO-HOO! 247 00:09:58.462 --> 00:09:59.931 - NICE RIVER YOU GOT HERE. 248 00:10:00.431 --> 00:10:01.599 I'VE GOT ONE AT HOME JUST LIKE IT. 249 00:10:02.990 --> 00:10:03.000 IT'S CALLED THE EAST RIVER. 250 00:10:03.500 --> 00:10:04.969 BUT I'M THINKING I SHOULD RENAME IT. 251 00:10:05.469 --> 00:10:07.805 HOW DOES "THE RIVER FRED" SOUND? 252 00:10:08.305 --> 00:10:08.806 - PATHETIC. 253 00:10:09.306 --> 00:10:10.207 - LAME. 254 00:10:10.707 --> 00:10:13.144 - YES, THE NILE IS A BEAUTIFUL RIVER, 255 00:10:13.644 --> 00:10:15.546 BUT RIGHT NOW, THINGS ARE NOT GOING SO WELL. 256 00:10:16.460 --> 00:10:17.415 EVERYONE IS PRAYING FOR THE INUNDATION. 257 00:10:17.915 --> 00:10:19.684 - SAY WHAT? - THE INUNDATION. 258 00:10:20.184 --> 00:10:21.586 IT'S ON THE HISTORY TEST. 259 00:10:22.860 --> 00:10:25.323 THE TEST YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING FOR. 260 00:10:25.823 --> 00:10:26.424 [sighs] 261 00:10:26.924 --> 00:10:28.759 "INUNDATION" IS ANOTHER WORD FOR FLOOD. 262 00:10:29.259 --> 00:10:31.329 SEE, EVERY YEAR, THE NILE OVERFLOWS ITS BANKS 263 00:10:31.829 --> 00:10:33.464 AND FERTILIZES ALL THE SURROUNDING FIELDS. 264 00:10:33.964 --> 00:10:35.299 NO FLOOD, NO FOOD. 265 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:36.634 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 266 00:10:37.134 --> 00:10:39.203 DO YOU ALWAYS TRAVEL WITH SUCH LEARNED MEN? 267 00:10:39.703 --> 00:10:40.238 - UH-HUH. 268 00:10:40.738 --> 00:10:42.206 JOE IS THE AFTER-DINNER ENTERTAINMENT. 269 00:10:42.706 --> 00:10:44.442 AND SAM IS MY OFFICIAL GEEK. 270 00:10:44.942 --> 00:10:45.743 GOOD GEEK. 271 00:10:46.243 --> 00:10:47.780 - HEY! - OVER HERE! 272 00:10:47.578 --> 00:10:49.747 - YOU MUST COME OVER HERE! - SIRE! 273 00:10:50.247 --> 00:10:51.983 - WHOA, NASTY. 274 00:10:52.483 --> 00:10:54.518 - USUALLY CROCODILES STAY AWAY FROM BOATS. 275 00:10:55.180 --> 00:10:57.540 BUT WITH THE DRY WEATHER, THEY ARE GETTING HUNGRY. 276 00:10:57.554 --> 00:10:58.489 - BE CAREFUL, SIRE. 277 00:10:58.989 --> 00:11:00.758 I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO FALL IN. 278 00:11:01.258 --> 00:11:01.859 - I AM A KING. 279 00:11:02.359 --> 00:11:03.995 IT WOULDN'T DARE TOUCH ME. 280 00:11:04.495 --> 00:11:08.266 AND BESIDES, I AM PROTECTED BY MY AMULET. 281 00:11:08.766 --> 00:11:09.567 WHERE IS YOUR AMULET? 282 00:11:10.670 --> 00:11:13.537 - UH...GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE. 283 00:11:14.370 --> 00:11:15.640 OH, YEAH, HERE IT IS. 284 00:11:16.140 --> 00:11:17.108 BE AFRAID. 285 00:11:17.608 --> 00:11:19.443 BE VERY AFRAID. 286 00:11:19.943 --> 00:11:20.678 - I'VE GOT A PENCIL. 287 00:11:21.178 --> 00:11:22.346 DO YOU THINK THAT'LL WORK? 288 00:11:22.846 --> 00:11:24.148 WHOA! 289 00:11:24.648 --> 00:11:25.349 both: SAM! 290 00:11:30.988 --> 00:11:33.891 - HELP! 291 00:11:34.391 --> 00:11:35.993 - SAM OVERBOARD! SAM OVERBOARD! 292 00:11:36.493 --> 00:11:38.696 - STOP THE BOAT! STOP THE BOAT! 293 00:11:39.196 --> 00:11:41.332 - TOO BAD. - IT IS TOO BAD. 294 00:11:41.832 --> 00:11:43.167 THE GEEK WILL BE MISSED. 295 00:11:43.667 --> 00:11:44.201 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 296 00:11:44.701 --> 00:11:45.870 TURN THE BOAT AROUND. GO GET HIM. 297 00:11:46.370 --> 00:11:48.506 - IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, AFTER-DINNER ENTERTAINMENT. 298 00:11:49.600 --> 00:11:49.774 THE CURRENT MOVES TOO QUICKLY. 299 00:11:50.274 --> 00:11:52.900 BY THE TIME WE DROP OUR SAIL AND TURN THE BOAT, 300 00:11:52.509 --> 00:11:54.412 YOUR FRIEND WILL BE LONG GONE. 301 00:11:54.912 --> 00:11:57.214 - COME BACK! HELP! 302 00:11:57.714 --> 00:11:58.783 SOMETHING'S TOUCHING MY LEG! 303 00:11:59.283 --> 00:12:00.451 AHH! 304 00:12:00.951 --> 00:12:04.689 - WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 305 00:12:05.189 --> 00:12:07.725 - PERFECT. 306 00:12:08.225 --> 00:12:10.394 HERE GOES NOTHING. 307 00:12:10.894 --> 00:12:11.495 - STOP THE BOAT. 308 00:12:11.995 --> 00:12:12.863 KING FRED IS IN THE WATER. 309 00:12:13.363 --> 00:12:14.298 - CHECK IT OUT, GUYS. 310 00:12:14.798 --> 00:12:17.100 - HELP! 311 00:12:17.501 --> 00:12:19.904 - HANG ON. I'M COMING. 312 00:12:20.404 --> 00:12:21.205 - HURRY! 313 00:12:21.705 --> 00:12:27.211 [dramatic music] 314 00:12:33.717 --> 00:12:35.219 - ALL RIGHT. WAY TO GO. 315 00:12:35.719 --> 00:12:37.722 - KING FRED! 316 00:12:48.165 --> 00:12:48.733 EXCELLENT SPORT. 317 00:12:49.233 --> 00:12:50.167 YOU MUST TEACH ME. 318 00:12:50.667 --> 00:12:52.136 - SURE, ANYTIME. 319 00:12:52.636 --> 00:12:55.373 BUT LET'S FEED THE CROCODILES FIRST, OKAY? 320 00:12:55.873 --> 00:12:59.577 [crowd cheering] 321 00:13:00.770 --> 00:13:03.547 WOW, HE'S LIKE THE PRESIDENT AND THE SUPER BOWL M.V.P. 322 00:13:04.470 --> 00:13:05.820 ALL ROLLED INTO ONE. 323 00:13:05.582 --> 00:13:06.317 - OH, HE'S BIGGER THAN THAT. 324 00:13:06.817 --> 00:13:08.786 A PHARAOH IS PRACTICALLY A GOD ON EARTH. 325 00:13:13.560 --> 00:13:13.758 - GET OUT OF THE WAY. - MAKE WAY. 326 00:13:14.258 --> 00:13:15.590 - WHOO! - COMING THROUGH. 327 00:13:15.559 --> 00:13:16.861 - WE'RE WITH THE BIG BOY. - YOU KNOW THE BIG GUY. 328 00:13:17.361 --> 00:13:18.162 - THAT'S RIGHT. - BIG BOY AND US. 329 00:13:26.336 --> 00:13:28.500 - HEY, HOW COME YOU RATE A CHAIR? 330 00:13:28.505 --> 00:13:29.240 - AH, DON'T WORRY. 331 00:13:29.740 --> 00:13:31.742 I'LL SEND A GOAT FOR YOU OR SOMETHING. 332 00:13:43.353 --> 00:13:44.689 - IT IS THE FUNNIEST TRICK. 333 00:13:45.189 --> 00:13:47.925 YOU JUST CHEW IT UP, AND... 334 00:13:48.425 --> 00:13:49.260 [snorts] 335 00:13:49.526 --> 00:13:52.330 IT COMES RIGHT OUT YOUR NOSE. 336 00:13:52.830 --> 00:13:54.532 - SO LET'S SAY YOU WERE FROM THE FUTURE, 337 00:13:55.320 --> 00:13:57.100 AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY WARPED BACK TO ANCIENT EGYPT. 338 00:13:57.501 --> 00:13:58.302 HOW WOULD YOU GET HOME? 339 00:13:58.802 --> 00:14:02.206 WOULD YOU DEMATERIALIZE OR CHANT SOME KIND OF A SPELL? 340 00:14:02.706 --> 00:14:04.742 HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 341 00:14:05.242 --> 00:14:08.412 - DO I HAVE BAD BREATH? NO ONE WILL TALK TO ME. 342 00:14:08.912 --> 00:14:12.950 - I KNOW, PEOPLE ACT LIKE I'M CRAZY OR SOMETHING. 343 00:14:13.450 --> 00:14:15.152 - HEY, WHERE'D SHE GET THE PLATE? 344 00:14:15.652 --> 00:14:16.787 EXCUSE ME, MISS? 345 00:14:17.287 --> 00:14:18.689 - HEY, GUYS. 346 00:14:19.189 --> 00:14:23.270 - FRED? [laughter] 347 00:14:23.527 --> 00:14:24.829 - ARE YOU THROUGH? 348 00:14:25.329 --> 00:14:25.963 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 349 00:14:26.463 --> 00:14:28.266 THIS IS WHAT ALL THE KINGS WEAR AROUND HERE. 350 00:14:28.766 --> 00:14:30.768 - OH, I WISH I HAD A CAMERA. 351 00:14:31.268 --> 00:14:33.204 I COULD BLACKMAIL YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 352 00:14:33.704 --> 00:14:34.839 - YOU'D BE A BILLIONAIRE. 353 00:14:35.339 --> 00:14:36.607 - YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 354 00:14:37.107 --> 00:14:39.543 FINALLY I'M IN A PLACE WHERE MY TRUE WORTH IS RECOGNIZED. 355 00:14:40.430 --> 00:14:42.790 - [groans] 356 00:14:42.579 --> 00:14:47.251 PLEASE, KING FRED, FORGIVE THIS RUDE INTERRUPTION. 357 00:14:47.751 --> 00:14:48.653 - SEE WHAT I MEAN? 358 00:14:49.153 --> 00:14:50.922 - I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM KING THUTMOSE. 359 00:14:51.422 --> 00:14:53.791 HE WOULD LIKE YOU-- THE THREE OF YOU-- 360 00:14:54.291 --> 00:14:56.600 TO ACCOMPANY HIM ON A SPECIAL TOUR 361 00:14:56.560 --> 00:14:57.762 OF THE BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. 362 00:14:58.262 --> 00:14:59.564 - WHAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL HOUSE? 363 00:15:00.640 --> 00:15:02.333 - IT'S WHERE THE JOURNEY TO THE AFTERLIFE BEGINS. 364 00:15:02.833 --> 00:15:05.169 ONLY PRIESTS AND ROYALTY ARE ALLOWED TO VISIT. 365 00:15:05.669 --> 00:15:07.538 BUT FOR THE GEEK AND THE AFTER-DINNER ENTERTAINMENT, 366 00:15:08.380 --> 00:15:08.973 WE WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 367 00:15:09.473 --> 00:15:10.207 - SOUNDS GREAT. 368 00:15:10.707 --> 00:15:12.310 TELL THE THUT-MAN WE'RE READY WHENEVER HE IS. 369 00:15:12.810 --> 00:15:15.580 - VERY GOOD, YOUR HIGHNESS. 370 00:15:16.800 --> 00:15:17.381 - I DON'T TRUST THIS GUY. 371 00:15:17.881 --> 00:15:19.450 - YEAH, BUT HE TOTALLY SHAPED UP 372 00:15:19.950 --> 00:15:21.252 THE MINUTE HE FOUND OUT I WAS A KING. 373 00:15:21.752 --> 00:15:23.821 - UH, FRED, YOU DO REMEMBER 374 00:15:24.321 --> 00:15:25.356 THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY A KING, RIGHT? 375 00:15:25.856 --> 00:15:27.910 - YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. 376 00:15:27.591 --> 00:15:30.928 [horn fanfare] 377 00:15:31.428 --> 00:15:32.997 [exotic dance music] 378 00:15:33.497 --> 00:15:37.501 - [gasps] LOOK. 379 00:15:38.100 --> 00:15:39.303 I'M DREAMING, RIGHT? 380 00:15:39.803 --> 00:15:41.339 THAT CAN'T BE MY SISTER. 381 00:15:41.839 --> 00:15:43.708 - JOE! 382 00:15:44.208 --> 00:15:45.109 I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. 383 00:15:45.609 --> 00:15:46.911 I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU'D GET HERE. 384 00:15:47.411 --> 00:15:48.790 - EXCUSE ME? 385 00:15:48.579 --> 00:15:50.348 YOU WERE WONDERING WHEN I'D GET HERE? 386 00:15:50.848 --> 00:15:52.950 - HI, FRED. HI, SAM. 387 00:15:53.450 --> 00:15:54.952 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 388 00:15:55.452 --> 00:15:56.621 - WELL, IT'S A LONG STORY, 389 00:15:57.121 --> 00:15:58.589 BUT I BORROWED YOUR BOOK AND ENDED UP HERE. 390 00:15:59.890 --> 00:16:01.325 AND THEN THE BOOK SORT OF BROKE, SO I COULDN'T GET BACK HOME. 391 00:16:01.825 --> 00:16:03.261 SO I DECIDED TO BRING YOU HERE, 392 00:16:03.761 --> 00:16:05.229 BECAUSE I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD FIX IT. 393 00:16:05.729 --> 00:16:06.430 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 394 00:16:06.930 --> 00:16:08.633 YOU TOUCHED MY BOOK? 395 00:16:09.133 --> 00:16:11.669 WAIT, YOU WENT INTO MY ROOM? 396 00:16:12.169 --> 00:16:13.738 - WHAT ARE YOU SO MAD ABOUT? 397 00:16:14.238 --> 00:16:16.774 - I'M MAD BECAUSE I'M TRAPPED IN ANCIENT EGYPT 398 00:16:17.274 --> 00:16:18.476 WITH NO WAY TO GET HOME. 399 00:16:18.976 --> 00:16:21.279 - WELL IT'S NOT AS IF THE BOOK IS LOST. 400 00:16:21.779 --> 00:16:22.647 IT'S JUST BROKEN. 401 00:16:23.147 --> 00:16:24.916 - WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? 402 00:16:25.416 --> 00:16:26.117 - OF COURSE. 403 00:16:26.617 --> 00:16:30.855 IT'S RIGHT HERE. 404 00:16:31.355 --> 00:16:32.123 - AH! 405 00:16:32.623 --> 00:16:34.458 IT'S BROKEN. 406 00:16:34.958 --> 00:16:36.794 - I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING YOU. 407 00:16:37.294 --> 00:16:39.630 USUALLY I GO HOME USING THE TRANSPORTER PAGE, 408 00:16:39.563 --> 00:16:40.698 BUT I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK. 409 00:16:41.198 --> 00:16:42.700 - THE TRANSPORTER PAGE? 410 00:16:43.200 --> 00:16:44.936 - YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU TYPE IN THE-- 411 00:16:45.436 --> 00:16:47.572 YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE TRANSPORTER PAGE? 412 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:48.973 - ARE YOU READY? 413 00:16:49.473 --> 00:16:51.275 KING THUTMOSE WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN THE TOUR. 414 00:16:51.775 --> 00:16:52.276 - YEAH, WE'RE READY. 415 00:16:52.776 --> 00:16:53.978 DON'T MOVE, OKAY? 416 00:16:54.478 --> 00:16:56.614 WHEN I GET BACK, I AM GOING TO GET REALLY MAD. 417 00:16:57.114 --> 00:16:59.784 THIS IS MY BOOK, AND YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO USE IT. 418 00:17:05.222 --> 00:17:06.290 - I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS. 419 00:17:06.790 --> 00:17:09.600 - RELAX, YOU'RE WITH A KING, REMEMBER? 420 00:17:09.560 --> 00:17:10.695 SO WHERE'S THUT-BOY? 421 00:17:11.195 --> 00:17:12.730 - HE'S WAITING FOR YOU UP AHEAD. 422 00:17:13.230 --> 00:17:15.533 NOW, OVER HERE IS WHERE THUTMOSE'S FATHER, 423 00:17:16.330 --> 00:17:18.703 KING THUTMOSE II, WAS PREPARED FOR THE AFTERLIFE. 424 00:17:19.203 --> 00:17:20.104 - WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 425 00:17:20.604 --> 00:17:23.708 - OH, MAN, WEREN'T YOU JUST DOING A MUMMY PROJECT? 426 00:17:24.208 --> 00:17:26.277 WHEN AN EGYPTIAN PHARAOH DIES, 427 00:17:26.777 --> 00:17:29.146 EMBALMERS PREPARE HIS BODY FOR HIS NEXT LIFE. 428 00:17:29.646 --> 00:17:30.414 THEY TAKE OUT ALL THE ORGANS 429 00:17:30.914 --> 00:17:32.617 AND THEN WRAP THE BODY IN STRIPS OF LINEN. 430 00:17:33.117 --> 00:17:34.850 - OH, RIGHT. 431 00:17:34.585 --> 00:17:35.920 THEY DO THIS DOWN HERE? COOL. 432 00:17:36.420 --> 00:17:37.154 - THIS WAY. 433 00:17:40.858 --> 00:17:44.328 [all moaning] 434 00:17:44.828 --> 00:17:45.830 EXCELLENT WORK. 435 00:17:46.330 --> 00:17:49.800 NOW TIE THEM UP BEFORE THUTMOSE--GRR-- 436 00:17:50.300 --> 00:17:53.370 REALIZES THAT KING FRED IS MISSING. 437 00:17:53.537 --> 00:17:54.272 - AND THEN? 438 00:17:54.772 --> 00:17:56.674 - AND THEN YOU MAY PROCEED WITH THE MUMMIFICATION. 439 00:17:57.174 --> 00:17:58.943 THEIR LIVERS CAN GO IN THAT CANOPIC JAR. 440 00:17:59.443 --> 00:18:01.779 THEIR LUNGS SHOULD GO OVER THERE. 441 00:18:02.279 --> 00:18:03.781 REMEMBER, LEAVE THEIR HEARTS IN PLACE 442 00:18:04.281 --> 00:18:06.884 SO THE DEVOURER OF THE DEAD CAN HAVE HER FEAST. 443 00:18:07.384 --> 00:18:08.352 [laughs] 444 00:18:08.852 --> 00:18:09.453 DON'T WORRY. 445 00:18:09.953 --> 00:18:12.657 IT WON'T HURT MUCH. 446 00:18:13.157 --> 00:18:14.659 [laughs] 447 00:18:20.640 --> 00:18:23.568 [all groaning] 448 00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:25.770 - OKAY, I HATE TO SOUND STUPID, 449 00:18:26.270 --> 00:18:27.605 BUT WHAT IS BOOGER BOY'S PROBLEM? 450 00:18:28.105 --> 00:18:29.974 - REMEMBER ALL THAT TREASURE WE SAW? 451 00:18:30.474 --> 00:18:32.843 I BET HOTSNOT STOLE IT FROM THUTMOSE, 452 00:18:33.343 --> 00:18:36.247 SO NOW HE HAS TO GET RID OF US BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT WE KNOW. 453 00:18:36.747 --> 00:18:39.417 - WELL ALL I KNOW IS WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE OR-- 454 00:18:39.917 --> 00:18:40.851 - WE'RE DEAD. I KNEW IT. 455 00:18:41.351 --> 00:18:42.920 I KNEW THE MINUTE WE FIRST OPENED YOUR AWFUL BOOK 456 00:18:43.420 --> 00:18:48.593 THAT SOMEDAY WE'D BE LYING IN A COFFIN ABOUT TO BE DEAD. 457 00:18:49.930 --> 00:18:50.161 [all screaming] 458 00:18:50.661 --> 00:18:53.970 - HEY, I FOUND YOU. WHAT'S THE MATTER? 459 00:18:53.597 --> 00:18:55.299 - [clears throat] OH, NOTHING. 460 00:18:55.799 --> 00:18:56.934 WE WERE JUST A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 461 00:18:57.434 --> 00:18:58.402 YOU THINK YOU COULD GET US OUT? 462 00:18:58.902 --> 00:19:01.906 - SURE. 463 00:19:02.406 --> 00:19:03.341 [grunting] THESE ARE TOO TIGHT. 464 00:19:03.841 --> 00:19:05.243 WHY ARE YOU WRAPPED UP LIKE THIS ANYWAY? 465 00:19:05.743 --> 00:19:06.244 - WHY ARE WE-- 466 00:19:06.744 --> 00:19:08.279 [clears throat] LET'S SEE. 467 00:19:08.779 --> 00:19:10.114 WE'RE STUCK IN EGYPT, THANKS TO YOU, 468 00:19:10.614 --> 00:19:11.349 WHERE WE MET AN EVIL PRIEST 469 00:19:11.849 --> 00:19:13.618 WHO WANTS TO SHRINK-WRAP US FOR ALL ETERNITY. 470 00:19:14.118 --> 00:19:15.219 DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? 471 00:19:15.719 --> 00:19:16.587 - YOU KNOW, THE BOOK SAYS 472 00:19:17.870 --> 00:19:18.923 IF YOU EVER GET WRAPPED UP LIKE A MUMMY, 473 00:19:19.423 --> 00:19:21.250 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL ON ISIS. 474 00:19:21.525 --> 00:19:22.930 - IT DOES? 475 00:19:22.593 --> 00:19:24.562 - UH-HUH: PAGE 47. 476 00:19:25.620 --> 00:19:28.933 - "IF YOU'RE EVER WRAPPED UP LIKE A MUMMY, JUST CALL ON"-- 477 00:19:29.433 --> 00:19:30.134 - ISIS! ISIS! 478 00:19:30.634 --> 00:19:31.335 - OVER HERE, ISIS! OVER HERE. 479 00:19:31.835 --> 00:19:33.271 - RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. 480 00:19:33.771 --> 00:19:35.840 [zapping tone] 481 00:19:36.340 --> 00:19:36.974 [cloth ripping] 482 00:19:37.474 --> 00:19:40.440 - IT WORKED. 483 00:19:40.544 --> 00:19:43.281 - QUICK, LET'S GO BEFORE HOTSNOT'S GOONS GET BACK. 484 00:19:43.781 --> 00:19:44.382 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 485 00:19:44.882 --> 00:19:46.250 - HOME, AS SOON AS WE CAN FIX THE BOOK. 486 00:19:46.750 --> 00:19:49.453 - BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO WARN THUTMOSE ABOUT HOTSNOT. 487 00:19:49.953 --> 00:19:52.290 THIS WAY. 488 00:19:52.790 --> 00:19:55.293 - [snoring] 489 00:19:58.362 --> 00:20:00.731 - THUT? ARE YOU IN HERE? 490 00:20:01.231 --> 00:20:02.133 - KING FRED? 491 00:20:02.633 --> 00:20:03.901 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 492 00:20:04.401 --> 00:20:05.870 I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. 493 00:20:06.370 --> 00:20:09.173 [everyone talking at once] 494 00:20:09.673 --> 00:20:10.474 KING FRED? 495 00:20:10.974 --> 00:20:11.542 - OKAY, HERE'S THE STORY. 496 00:20:12.420 --> 00:20:12.610 SO WE'RE AT JOE'S HOUSE, 497 00:20:13.110 --> 00:20:14.178 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE NOT. 498 00:20:14.678 --> 00:20:16.581 WELL, INSTEAD WE'RE LOOKING AT THIS TREASURE CHEST, RIGHT? 499 00:20:17.810 --> 00:20:17.848 AND HOTSNOT? 500 00:20:18.348 --> 00:20:19.650 WHOA, HO, HO, HE ISN'T TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT. 501 00:20:20.150 --> 00:20:21.352 SO I GUESS HE'S BEEN TRYING TO KILL US. 502 00:20:21.852 --> 00:20:23.955 AND YOU REALLY SHOULD CHECK OUT HIS CAT. 503 00:20:24.455 --> 00:20:26.190 WEIRD. 504 00:20:26.690 --> 00:20:28.826 - MAYBE I SHOULD HEAR THIS FROM YOUR GEEK? 505 00:20:29.326 --> 00:20:31.596 - THIEVES, MURDERERS, OVER HERE. 506 00:20:32.960 --> 00:20:32.830 THEY'RE ATTACKING THE PHARAOH. 507 00:20:33.330 --> 00:20:34.298 - OKAY, HOTSNOT IS STEALING FROM YOU. 508 00:20:34.798 --> 00:20:36.167 IF YOU WANT PROOF, JUST LOOK FOR HIS TREASURE CHEST. 509 00:20:36.667 --> 00:20:37.702 HE'S STORING THEM IN HATSHEPSUT'S TEMPLE. 510 00:20:38.202 --> 00:20:39.604 - STOP THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 511 00:20:40.104 --> 00:20:41.720 - IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SIRE. 512 00:20:41.572 --> 00:20:42.506 I MUST TAKE THEM AWAY. 513 00:20:49.580 --> 00:20:50.114 - OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 514 00:20:50.614 --> 00:20:51.148 - LOOK. - IT'S WORKING. 515 00:20:51.648 --> 00:20:54.819 - THANKS, YOU CAN KEEP THE SNEAKS. 516 00:20:57.988 --> 00:20:58.823 ALL RIGHT. 517 00:20:59.323 --> 00:21:00.925 WAY TO GO, ANNA. 518 00:21:01.425 --> 00:21:03.628 - SO WHAT HAPPENED? HOW DID THE BOOK GET FIXED? 519 00:21:04.128 --> 00:21:06.530 I THINK MAYBE IT BROKE WHEN I DROPPED IT OFF A PYRAMID, 520 00:21:07.300 --> 00:21:09.800 SO AFTER I BUMPED THAT GUY, WHATEVER WAS BROKEN GOT FIXED. 521 00:21:10.300 --> 00:21:11.535 I HAVE TO FEED MY CAT NOW. 522 00:21:12.350 --> 00:21:13.404 - HEY, NEXT TIME YOU TOUCH MY STUFF, 523 00:21:13.904 --> 00:21:14.772 YOU'RE IN GIGANTO TROUBLE. 524 00:21:15.272 --> 00:21:18.750 - I SURE HOPE THUTMOSE GOT RID OF THAT HOTSNOT GUY. 525 00:21:18.575 --> 00:21:19.210 - HE PROBABLY DID. 526 00:21:19.710 --> 00:21:21.345 THUTMOSE RULED FOR A LONG TIME, YOU KNOW. 527 00:21:21.845 --> 00:21:22.713 - HE DID? COOL. 528 00:21:23.213 --> 00:21:23.981 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY COOL? 529 00:21:24.481 --> 00:21:26.550 I AM GONNA ACE OUR NEXT TEST ON EGYPT. 530 00:21:27.500 --> 00:21:28.386 I CALL THE GREEN CAR. 531 00:21:28.886 --> 00:21:29.954 - WHATEVER, YOU'LL STILL LOSE. 532 00:21:30.454 --> 00:21:32.490 - HEY, GUYS, WHY DON'T WE READ THE BOOK INSTEAD? 533 00:21:32.990 --> 00:21:34.225 IT'D BE NICE TO KNOW HOW IT ACTUALLY WORKS. 534 00:21:34.725 --> 00:21:35.393 - YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 535 00:21:35.893 --> 00:21:38.596 WE'LL DO IT RIGHT AFTER THIS. 536 00:21:39.960 --> 00:21:42.366 - WHAT'D I TELL YOU? NO WONDER I'M THE KING. 537 00:21:42.866 --> 00:21:45.603 HEY! NO MESSING WITH THE ROYAL DO. 538 00:21:46.103 --> 00:21:47.605 NOW, CUT IT OUT. CUT IT OUT. 539 00:21:48.105 --> 00:21:49.607 NO, COME ON, MAN.