female narrator: THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION
IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DISCOVERY EDUCATION,
LEADING THE WORLD OF DIGITAL AND VIDEO LEARNING.
DISCOVERY EDUCATION: CONNECT TO A WORLD OF LEARNING.
- THIS WAY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
[clattering]
YOU IDIOT.
DO THAT AGAIN,
AND I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE FLAMING LAKES OF DUAT.
PERFECT.
THAT'S THE LAST ONE.
YOU MAY GO.
- SHH.
- MY PLAN IS WORKING TO PERFECTION.
WITH THESE RICHES, I CAN BUILD THE GREATEST TEMPLE
IN THE WORLD.
THE PHARAOH--UGH-- WILL BE FORGOTTEN.
BUT GENERATIONS TO COME WILL REVERE MY NAME:
HOTSNOT.
- [snorts]
- THE GREAT HOTSNOT, THE POWERFUL HOTSNOT,
THE RICHEST PRIEST IN ALL THE WORLD.
HOTSNOT!
- [laughs] I'M SORRY.
HOW COULD ANYONE BE CALLED HOTSNOT?
- GET UP.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
- AH, NOT MUCH, KIND OF HANGING.
- I HAVE WAYS OF PRYING THE TRUTH OUT OF VERMIN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW HOW?
- OOF, NO, NOT REALLY.
[whip cracks]
both: WHOA!
- UH, HI.
- BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
- GO!
[singing] HERE THEY GO
THREE BOYS SURFING ON THE TIME CONTINUUM
THERE THEY GO
GREENNESS FILLS THE AIR
THE BOOK CAN TAKE THEM ANYWHERE
[rock music]
GO!
THERE THEY GO
THREE GIRLS WARPING TIME
IT'S 2105
THERE THEY GO
YOU CAN CATCH A RIDE WITH THE TIME WARP TRIO
GO!
TRAVELING THROUGH HISTORY
[clock ticking]
[rock music]
WITH THE TIME WARP TRIO
GO!
- SO NORMALLY I'D BE TELLING YOU
HOW FRED DID SOMETHING DUMB TO THE BOOK,
WHICH IS WHY WE ENDED UP IN ANCIENT EGYPT
WITH A HOT BOOGER.
BUT THIS TIME IT WASN'T FRED'S FAULT.
IT WASN'T ANYONE'S FAULT.
WATCH.
- THERE.
- WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE MUMMY?
- HEY, I TRIED TO GET MY SISTER,
BUT SHE'S OFF PLAYING DOLLS OR SOMETHING.
- SHOULD WE GO FOR SOME EXTRA CREDIT?
LIKE TRY AND SUCK HIS BRAINS OUT THROUGH HIS NOSE?
- FORGET IT. I QUIT.
- COME ON, SAM. THIS IS SCIENCE.
IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY.
AND SO FRED DOESN'T FAIL HISTORY.
- IF FRED DOESN'T WANT TO FAIL HISTORY,
MAYBE HE SHOULD TRY STUDYING FOR THE TEST.
- AWW, OKAY.
I WAS GOING TO LEARN IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT THE EGYPTIANS,
BUT I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD.
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'D YOU DO?
- NOTHING.
IT CAN'T BE THE BOOK.
IT'S IN MY SOCK DRAWER.
all: WHOA!
- SEE?
WE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE BOOK.
BUT TRY TELLING THAT TO GOOBER GUY.
- THIEVES, VERMIN, CROCODILE DUNG.
- NOW, THAT IS GOING TOO FAR.
- AND BESIDES, I KEEP TELLING YOU,
WE'RE NOT THIEVES.
WE'RE MAGICIANS.
- YOU KNOW, THAT LINE IS GETTING TIRED.
THIS GUY COULDN'T CARE LESS IF WE'RE--
- MAGICIANS, DID YOU SAY? FOLLOWERS OF ISIS?
- ISIS? SURE, WE FOLLOW ISIS.
WHO'S ISIS?
- SHE'S THE QUEEN OF ALL EGYPTIAN GODS.
- OH.
YEP, ISIS AND ME, WE'RE LIKE BEST BUDS.
- TELL ME YOUR GREATEST MAGIC.
- MY GREATEST MAGIC?
WELL, THAT WOULD BE, UM, HMM--
HEY, FRED, JUST GIVE ME WHATEVER'S IN YOUR POCKET, OKAY?
PERFECT.
ARE YOU READY?
THIS TRICK WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.
OKAY, WATCH CLOSELY.
DON'T MOVE.
DON'T BREATHE.
HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
HERE WE...
COOL, HUH?
NOW YOU TRY.
SEE? IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.
ONLY THE VERY BEST MAGICIANS CAN DO IT.
- YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL?
- WELL, NO, NOT A FOOL EXACTLY.
BUT MAYBE YOU'VE GOT
A LITTLE NAPOLEON COMPLEX THING GOING ON.
- YOU SORRY PIECE OF SNAKE VILE.
I'LL SEE YOU IN--
- EXCUSE ME, YOUR SNOTNESS.
I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU.
THE PHARAOH HAS JUST NOTICED THAT MORE TREASURE IS MISSING.
WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM?
- TELL HIM, UH--
TELL HIM THAT WE'RE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM,
AND WE'LL DEFINITELY CATCH THE CULPRITS.
- WE WILL?
[chuckles]
- BUT WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?
PLEASE, FORGIVE ME.
IN FACT, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE PHARAOH.
HE IS A BIG FAN OF MAGIC.
- UH, OKAY, SURE.
- BUT FIRST, WHY DON'T YOU CHOOSE A SMALL GIFT
FOR THE KING?
[all gasp]
BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
I'M A VERY LUCKY MAN.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
CHOOSE SOMETHING FOR THE PHARAOH.
AND TAKE A FEW BAUBLES FOR YOURSELF.
- OH, WOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE.
I WANT THAT.
I'M GONNA GET IT NOW.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH?
- I THINK SO.
- WONDERFUL.
THIS WAY.
- JUST GOES TO SHOW, YOU CAN'T BE ALL BAD,
EVEN WITH A NAME LIKE WARM BOOGER.
- OH, HELP! THIEVES!
COME QUICKLY!
- GO, GO, GO!
- I'M SO SORRY TO TELL YOU,
BUT THE PUNISHMENT FOR ROBBERY IS QUITE PAINFUL.
- NO, NO, THIS IS--NO.
- YOU TOLD US TO-- I'M NOT A ROBBER.
- FIRST, I- - I'M NOT A ROBBER.
- CAN I KEEP THE SNAKE BRACELET?
- TAKE THEM OUTSIDE.
I DON'T WANT TO DEFILE THIS TEMPLE WITH THEIR BLOOD.
- WHOA!
THERE GOES MY COLLEGE FUND.
- AND NOW LET'S SHOW THESE BOYS HOW WE DEAL WITH ROBBERS.
- WHAT'S THE RUSH?
WHY DON'T WE GRAB A BITE, TALK THIS OVER?
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- THERE YOU ARE.
YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW, SIRE, THAT WE HAVE FOUND THE THIEVES.
- HOLD ON.
I DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES.
YOU KEEP FORGETTING THAT.
- BOW BEFORE YOUR KING.
- WHAT KING?
I DON'T SEE ANY KING.
- RIGHT HERE.
I AM THUTMOSE III, THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT.
- NO WAY, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A KING.
- OH, BUT I AM.
I COULD HAVE HAD YOU KILLED JUST LIKE THAT.
- WHAT A GRAND IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE DUMP THESE THIEVES IN THE NILE,
THEN HAVE A LITTLE CELEBRATION?
I HAVE SOME DELICIOUS FIGS.
- YOU ARE A FOOL, HOTSNOT.
THESE AREN'T ROBBERS.
A ROBBER WOULD NEVER WEAR SUCH MAGNIFICENT SHOES.
- WHAT? THESE?
- YES, THOSE.
I WILL TRY THEM ON NOW.
- UH, SORRY, THEY'RE KIND OF PERSONAL.
I MEAN, SURE.
HELP YOURSELF.
- I'M WAITING, MR. FRED.
- OKAY, FOR THE 16TH TIME:
GET READY, GET SET, GO.
- AND IT'S THUTMOSE BY A NOSE.
BY TWO NOSES, BY A NOSE, AND A FOOT AND AN ELBOW.
- I WIN.
I WIN. I WIN.
- CAN THIS PLEASE BE THE LAST TIME?
- YOU MUST COME FROM A GREAT LAND
TO BE THE OWNER OF SUCH SHOES.
- OH, YEAH, A GREAT LAND: THE LAND OF FLATBUSH.
- UH-HUH, BUT ONLY REALLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE,
LIKE KINGS AND STUFF, GET TO WEAR THEM.
- I KNEW IT.
DID YOU HEAR THAT, HOTSNOT?
YOU ALMOST EXECUTED A GREAT KING.
- OH, I AM EMBARRASSED.
- HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU COME TO OUR PALACE.
IT'S JUST DOWN THE RIVER.
MY AUNT, QUEEN HATSHEPSUT, IS HAVING A PARTY.
- I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THESE BOYS WITH ME,
AND I'LL HAVE THEM SAFELY ESCORTED HOME?
- FORGET IT, WARM GOOBER.
I'M HANGING WITH THUT HERE.
PAR-TAY!
- IT IS SETTLED.
WE WILL RACE TO THE BOAT, AND I WILL WIN.
READY, GET SET, GO!
- THOSE BOYS KNOW TOO MUCH.
THEY'VE SEEN THE CHESTS.
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM.
- LEAVE IT TO ME.
- MAN, THIS IS THE CLEANEST RIVER I'VE EVER SEEN.
JUST BLUE WATER AND... HUGE TEETH!
WHOA!
- YEAH, YEAH, COMPLETELY AMAZING, YEAH.
EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE THING.
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?
- HEY, WHY YOU ASKING ME?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
HMM, MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BOOK.
- YEAH, BUT THE BOOK DIDN'T BRING US HERE, REMEMBER?
I MEAN, THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO GET HOME WITHOUT IT,
BUT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
- HUH, WELL, GREAT.
SO WE'RE STUCK ON A RAFT WITH A SHOE FREAK,
A FAKE KING, AND A PRIEST NAMED BOOGER.
WHOO-HOO!
- NICE RIVER YOU GOT HERE.
I'VE GOT ONE AT HOME JUST LIKE IT.
IT'S CALLED THE EAST RIVER.
BUT I'M THINKING I SHOULD RENAME IT.
HOW DOES "THE RIVER FRED" SOUND?
- PATHETIC.
- LAME.
- YES, THE NILE IS A BEAUTIFUL RIVER,
BUT RIGHT NOW, THINGS ARE NOT GOING SO WELL.
EVERYONE IS PRAYING FOR THE INUNDATION.
- SAY WHAT? - THE INUNDATION.
IT'S ON THE HISTORY TEST.
THE TEST YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING FOR.
[sighs]
"INUNDATION" IS ANOTHER WORD FOR FLOOD.
SEE, EVERY YEAR, THE NILE OVERFLOWS ITS BANKS
AND FERTILIZES ALL THE SURROUNDING FIELDS.
NO FLOOD, NO FOOD.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
DO YOU ALWAYS TRAVEL WITH SUCH LEARNED MEN?
- UH-HUH.
JOE IS THE AFTER-DINNER ENTERTAINMENT.
AND SAM IS MY OFFICIAL GEEK.
GOOD GEEK.
- HEY! - OVER HERE!
- YOU MUST COME OVER HERE! - SIRE!
- WHOA, NASTY.
- USUALLY CROCODILES STAY AWAY FROM BOATS.
BUT WITH THE DRY WEATHER, THEY ARE GETTING HUNGRY.
- BE CAREFUL, SIRE.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO FALL IN.
- I AM A KING.
IT WOULDN'T DARE TOUCH ME.
AND BESIDES, I AM PROTECTED BY MY AMULET.
WHERE IS YOUR AMULET?
- UH...GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE.
OH, YEAH, HERE IT IS.
BE AFRAID.
BE VERY AFRAID.
- I'VE GOT A PENCIL.
DO YOU THINK THAT'LL WORK?
WHOA!
both: SAM!
- HELP!
- SAM OVERBOARD! SAM OVERBOARD!
- STOP THE BOAT! STOP THE BOAT!
- TOO BAD. - IT IS TOO BAD.
THE GEEK WILL BE MISSED.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
TURN THE BOAT AROUND. GO GET HIM.
- IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, AFTER-DINNER ENTERTAINMENT.
THE CURRENT MOVES TOO QUICKLY.
BY THE TIME WE DROP OUR SAIL AND TURN THE BOAT,
YOUR FRIEND WILL BE LONG GONE.
- COME BACK! HELP!
SOMETHING'S TOUCHING MY LEG!
AHH!
- WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
- PERFECT.
HERE GOES NOTHING.
- STOP THE BOAT.
KING FRED IS IN THE WATER.
- CHECK IT OUT, GUYS.
- HELP!
- HANG ON. I'M COMING.
- HURRY!
[dramatic music]
- ALL RIGHT. WAY TO GO.
- KING FRED!
EXCELLENT SPORT.
YOU MUST TEACH ME.
- SURE, ANYTIME.
BUT LET'S FEED THE CROCODILES FIRST, OKAY?
[crowd cheering]
WOW, HE'S LIKE THE PRESIDENT AND THE SUPER BOWL M.V.P.
ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.
- OH, HE'S BIGGER THAN THAT.
A PHARAOH IS PRACTICALLY A GOD ON EARTH.
- GET OUT OF THE WAY. - MAKE WAY.
- WHOO! - COMING THROUGH.
- WE'RE WITH THE BIG BOY. - YOU KNOW THE BIG GUY.
- THAT'S RIGHT. - BIG BOY AND US.
- HEY, HOW COME YOU RATE A CHAIR?
- AH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL SEND A GOAT FOR YOU OR SOMETHING.
- IT IS THE FUNNIEST TRICK.
YOU JUST CHEW IT UP, AND...
[snorts]
IT COMES RIGHT OUT YOUR NOSE.
- SO LET'S SAY YOU WERE FROM THE FUTURE,
AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY WARPED BACK TO ANCIENT EGYPT.
HOW WOULD YOU GET HOME?
WOULD YOU DEMATERIALIZE OR CHANT SOME KIND OF A SPELL?
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
- DO I HAVE BAD BREATH? NO ONE WILL TALK TO ME.
- I KNOW, PEOPLE ACT LIKE I'M CRAZY OR SOMETHING.
- HEY, WHERE'D SHE GET THE PLATE?
EXCUSE ME, MISS?
- HEY, GUYS.
- FRED? [laughter]
- ARE YOU THROUGH?
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
THIS IS WHAT ALL THE KINGS WEAR AROUND HERE.
- OH, I WISH I HAD A CAMERA.
I COULD BLACKMAIL YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
- YOU'D BE A BILLIONAIRE.
- YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
FINALLY I'M IN A PLACE WHERE MY TRUE WORTH IS RECOGNIZED.
- [groans]
PLEASE, KING FRED, FORGIVE THIS RUDE INTERRUPTION.
- SEE WHAT I MEAN?
- I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM KING THUTMOSE.
HE WOULD LIKE YOU-- THE THREE OF YOU--
TO ACCOMPANY HIM ON A SPECIAL TOUR
OF THE BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.
- WHAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL HOUSE?
- IT'S WHERE THE JOURNEY TO THE AFTERLIFE BEGINS.
ONLY PRIESTS AND ROYALTY ARE ALLOWED TO VISIT.
BUT FOR THE GEEK AND THE AFTER-DINNER ENTERTAINMENT,
WE WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
- SOUNDS GREAT.
TELL THE THUT-MAN WE'RE READY WHENEVER HE IS.
- VERY GOOD, YOUR HIGHNESS.
- I DON'T TRUST THIS GUY.
- YEAH, BUT HE TOTALLY SHAPED UP
THE MINUTE HE FOUND OUT I WAS A KING.
- UH, FRED, YOU DO REMEMBER
THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY A KING, RIGHT?
- YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.
[horn fanfare]
[exotic dance music]
- [gasps] LOOK.
I'M DREAMING, RIGHT?
THAT CAN'T BE MY SISTER.
- JOE!
I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.
I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU'D GET HERE.
- EXCUSE ME?
YOU WERE WONDERING WHEN I'D GET HERE?
- HI, FRED. HI, SAM.
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
- WELL, IT'S A LONG STORY,
BUT I BORROWED YOUR BOOK AND ENDED UP HERE.
AND THEN THE BOOK SORT OF BROKE, SO I COULDN'T GET BACK HOME.
SO I DECIDED TO BRING YOU HERE,
BECAUSE I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD FIX IT.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU TOUCHED MY BOOK?
WAIT, YOU WENT INTO MY ROOM?
- WHAT ARE YOU SO MAD ABOUT?
- I'M MAD BECAUSE I'M TRAPPED IN ANCIENT EGYPT
WITH NO WAY TO GET HOME.
- WELL IT'S NOT AS IF THE BOOK IS LOST.
IT'S JUST BROKEN.
- WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?
- OF COURSE.
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
- AH!
IT'S BROKEN.
- I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING YOU.
USUALLY I GO HOME USING THE TRANSPORTER PAGE,
BUT I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK.
- THE TRANSPORTER PAGE?
- YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU TYPE IN THE--
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE TRANSPORTER PAGE?
- ARE YOU READY?
KING THUTMOSE WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN THE TOUR.
- YEAH, WE'RE READY.
DON'T MOVE, OKAY?
WHEN I GET BACK, I AM GOING TO GET REALLY MAD.
THIS IS MY BOOK, AND YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO USE IT.
- I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS.
- RELAX, YOU'RE WITH A KING, REMEMBER?
SO WHERE'S THUT-BOY?
- HE'S WAITING FOR YOU UP AHEAD.
NOW, OVER HERE IS WHERE THUTMOSE'S FATHER,
KING THUTMOSE II, WAS PREPARED FOR THE AFTERLIFE.
- WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
- OH, MAN, WEREN'T YOU JUST DOING A MUMMY PROJECT?
WHEN AN EGYPTIAN PHARAOH DIES,
EMBALMERS PREPARE HIS BODY FOR HIS NEXT LIFE.
THEY TAKE OUT ALL THE ORGANS
AND THEN WRAP THE BODY IN STRIPS OF LINEN.
- OH, RIGHT.
THEY DO THIS DOWN HERE? COOL.
- THIS WAY.
[all moaning]
EXCELLENT WORK.
NOW TIE THEM UP BEFORE THUTMOSE--GRR--
REALIZES THAT KING FRED IS MISSING.
- AND THEN?
- AND THEN YOU MAY PROCEED WITH THE MUMMIFICATION.
THEIR LIVERS CAN GO IN THAT CANOPIC JAR.
THEIR LUNGS SHOULD GO OVER THERE.
REMEMBER, LEAVE THEIR HEARTS IN PLACE
SO THE DEVOURER OF THE DEAD CAN HAVE HER FEAST.
[laughs]
DON'T WORRY.
IT WON'T HURT MUCH.
[laughs]
[all groaning]
- OKAY, I HATE TO SOUND STUPID,
BUT WHAT IS BOOGER BOY'S PROBLEM?
- REMEMBER ALL THAT TREASURE WE SAW?
I BET HOTSNOT STOLE IT FROM THUTMOSE,
SO NOW HE HAS TO GET RID OF US BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT WE KNOW.
- WELL ALL I KNOW IS WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE OR--
- WE'RE DEAD. I KNEW IT.
I KNEW THE MINUTE WE FIRST OPENED YOUR AWFUL BOOK
THAT SOMEDAY WE'D BE LYING IN A COFFIN ABOUT TO BE DEAD.
[all screaming]
- HEY, I FOUND YOU. WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- [clears throat] OH, NOTHING.
WE WERE JUST A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
YOU THINK YOU COULD GET US OUT?
- SURE.
[grunting] THESE ARE TOO TIGHT.
WHY ARE YOU WRAPPED UP LIKE THIS ANYWAY?
- WHY ARE WE--
[clears throat] LET'S SEE.
WE'RE STUCK IN EGYPT, THANKS TO YOU,
WHERE WE MET AN EVIL PRIEST
WHO WANTS TO SHRINK-WRAP US FOR ALL ETERNITY.
DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?
- YOU KNOW, THE BOOK SAYS
IF YOU EVER GET WRAPPED UP LIKE A MUMMY,
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL ON ISIS.
- IT DOES?
- UH-HUH: PAGE 47.
- "IF YOU'RE EVER WRAPPED UP LIKE A MUMMY, JUST CALL ON"--
- ISIS! ISIS!
- OVER HERE, ISIS! OVER HERE.
- RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE.
[zapping tone]
[cloth ripping]
- IT WORKED.
- QUICK, LET'S GO BEFORE HOTSNOT'S GOONS GET BACK.
- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
- HOME, AS SOON AS WE CAN FIX THE BOOK.
- BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO WARN THUTMOSE ABOUT HOTSNOT.
THIS WAY.
- [snoring]
- THUT? ARE YOU IN HERE?
- KING FRED?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.
[everyone talking at once]
KING FRED?
- OKAY, HERE'S THE STORY.
SO WE'RE AT JOE'S HOUSE,
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE NOT.
WELL, INSTEAD WE'RE LOOKING AT THIS TREASURE CHEST, RIGHT?
AND HOTSNOT?
WHOA, HO, HO, HE ISN'T TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT.
SO I GUESS HE'S BEEN TRYING TO KILL US.
AND YOU REALLY SHOULD CHECK OUT HIS CAT.
WEIRD.
- MAYBE I SHOULD HEAR THIS FROM YOUR GEEK?
- THIEVES, MURDERERS, OVER HERE.
THEY'RE ATTACKING THE PHARAOH.
- OKAY, HOTSNOT IS STEALING FROM YOU.
IF YOU WANT PROOF, JUST LOOK FOR HIS TREASURE CHEST.
HE'S STORING THEM IN HATSHEPSUT'S TEMPLE.
- STOP THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SIRE.
I MUST TAKE THEM AWAY.
- OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- LOOK. - IT'S WORKING.
- THANKS, YOU CAN KEEP THE SNEAKS.
ALL RIGHT.
WAY TO GO, ANNA.
- SO WHAT HAPPENED? HOW DID THE BOOK GET FIXED?
I THINK MAYBE IT BROKE WHEN I DROPPED IT OFF A PYRAMID,
SO AFTER I BUMPED THAT GUY, WHATEVER WAS BROKEN GOT FIXED.
I HAVE TO FEED MY CAT NOW.
- HEY, NEXT TIME YOU TOUCH MY STUFF,
YOU'RE IN GIGANTO TROUBLE.
- I SURE HOPE THUTMOSE GOT RID OF THAT HOTSNOT GUY.
- HE PROBABLY DID.
THUTMOSE RULED FOR A LONG TIME, YOU KNOW.
- HE DID? COOL.
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY COOL?
I AM GONNA ACE OUR NEXT TEST ON EGYPT.
I CALL THE GREEN CAR.
- WHATEVER, YOU'LL STILL LOSE.
- HEY, GUYS, WHY DON'T WE READ THE BOOK INSTEAD?
IT'D BE NICE TO KNOW HOW IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
- YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WE'LL DO IT RIGHT AFTER THIS.
- WHAT'D I TELL YOU? NO WONDER I'M THE KING.
HEY! NO MESSING WITH THE ROYAL DO.
NOW, CUT IT OUT. CUT IT OUT.
NO, COME ON, MAN.