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Jodi: Great! Just great!
I told you to stop messing with the book!
Ow!
Samantha: No, you didn?t!
You told me to stop getting marshmallow
all over it!
Jodi: Excuse me! You?re right!
Next time when I say that,
What I really mean is,
Stop messing with the book!
Samantha: Fine!
I?ll never touch it again!
And you can?t touch my cat!
Jodi: No! Not that!
Anything but
Freddi: Um, guys?
Could you look at this?
Sam: Hey! It?s the book!
Jodi: And my backpack!
Freddi: Yeah!
And also, a
Trio: Aah!
[Roar]
Freddi: Don?t sit on the book!
Don?t sit on the book!
[Thump]
Jodi: Okay.
Who wants to ask that nice bear
to move his butt? Samantha?
[Hiccup!]
Freddi and Jodi: Shh!
Samantha: I can?t just.
[Hiccup!]
Samantha: Shh!
I need to
[Hiccup!]
or drink some water
[Hiccup!]
or stand on my head
or get
[Hiccup!]
really, really scared.
Trio: Aah!
Samantha: Hey! It worked!
My hiccups are gone!
Jodi: Okay. Let?s not panic.
Bears are pretty dumb, right?
It?s not like we?re facing
a crazed mountain man or anything.
York: Don?t move!
Trio: Aah!
[Song] Be careful what you wish for!
Go!
There they go,
three boys surfing on the time continuum.
There they go,
Green mist fills the air,
the book can take them anywhere!
Go!
There they go,
three girls warping time
it's 2105.
There they go,
you can catch a ride
with the Time Warp Trio.
Go!
Traveling through history
with the Time Warp Trio.
Go!
Jodi: Okay. So, how does someone like me
get into a mess like that?
Marshmallows.
Samantha: Mmm.
There?s nothing better
than a toasted marshmallow!
Jodi: Yeah. Except I have sand in mine.
And the salt air is totally scrunching my hair.
Jodi: Aah! Much better!
This Camp Master 3000 is so chair!
I just love how
Ugh. That better not be your cat!
Samantha: Hmm. Bad kitty!
Mommy told you not to pee on Jodi?s grass.
Freddi: You know. In the olden days,
people used to sleep in bags in the woods.
Jodi: Sleep outside? On purpose?
Jodi: Hahaha!
Freddi, you would hate that!
You?d be scared to death!
Jodi: Is that an ant? Get it off!
Get it off!
Freddi: I?m not that bad!
And it?s spiders I don?t like
And moths. I don?t like worms.
Ooh, gross!
Samantha: Hey! I have an idea!
Let?s try it! Let?s go camping for real.
Jodi: Be careful!
You?re getting marshmallow all over the book!
Samantha: Sorry!
Samantha: Okay. Let?s search for camping.
And girls and woods and see what we get.
Here we go!
Corps of Discovery, 1805.
I wonder what that is.
Jodi: Camping in 1805?
I don?t think so.
Samantha: Yuck. Where did this come from?
Freddi: Oh, no! You hit enter!
Jodi: Cancel!
Cancel. Cancel, cancel, cancel!
Jodi: See? I told you!
Marshmallows!
York: I have got you now!
[Shot]
York: Dang! Missed him!
Freddi: Huh! Oh, no!
He?s taking the book!
Jodi: Hey, bear! Give that back!
Aah!
York: You girls must really like to read!
Freddi: It?s just a very special book.
York: Well, don?t worry! He?ll be back!
That bear?s been dogging us for days,
trying to get our food.
Freddi: Now what?
Samantha: Well, we have to get the book.
Otherwise, we?re stuck here for,
let me see,
forever.
Jodi: I say we follow that man
and hope the bear gets hungry real soon.
Lewis: Get that bear, York?
York: No, I?m sorry, Mr. Lewis.
I missed him.
Lewis: Dang!
York: Yup! That?s what I said!
Jodi: Ahem!
Lewis: Who are you?
Jodi: I?m Jodi. This is Samantha and Freddi.
We were walking and we, uh,
got lost.
Lewis: Well it?s an odd place
to be out walking,
but welcome to the Corps of Discovery!
I?m Meriwether Lewis
and that gentleman over there is Mr. Clark.
Samantha: No way!
The Lewis and Clark?
The famous explorers?
Lewis: Famous?
We?ll be the dead explorers if
we don?t get over this mountain
by tomorrow.
Samantha: Why? What?s the hurry?
Lewis: The hurry is
that it?s late September.
Once the snows start,
we?ll freeze to death
or starve, or both.
York: It?s a good thing you gals showed up.
We?re going to need all of the help
we can get.
Jodi: Help?
But no!
You couldn?t bring us to the successful,
we?re almost there,
Lewis and Clark.
You bring us to the near death
Lewis and Clark.
Samantha: Look!
As soon as we get the book, we can go home.
Plus, we?re camping!
Yay!
Jodi: No, we?re pack animals who are
Ow!
Ruining our shoes!
Sacagawea: Those are beautiful moccasins,
but they cannot be good
for mountain walking.
Jodi: Who are you?
Sacagawea: I am Sacagawea.
Freddi: I know who you are! You?re
Lewis and Clark?s translator!
Sacagawea: Actually,
my husband is the translator.
I assist him.
But how can you have heard of me?
Freddi: I did a report on you in my
American history class.
Ugh!
Jodi: What she means is
Hi! Her name is Freddi, and I?m Jodi
and that?s Samantha.
Sacagawea: It is a pleasure to meet you.
Oh, and this is Jean-Baptiste, my son.
We call him Little Pomp.
Jodi: You?re camping with a baby?
A baby who cries and poops and stuff?
Sacagawea: Yes, but Pomp rarely cries.
Mostly, he is happy.
I am glad you have joined us.
It?ll be nice to talk to girls for a change.
Jodi: Ugh, I know what you mean.
Guys never get what?s important.
Like when you have a total hair emergency.
Sacagawea: Oh!
I was hoping we might talk about hunting,
or cooking, or caring for a baby.
Jodi: Ugh!
Samantha: Well, at least your shoes
are clean.
Jodi: Ugh!
I tell you, I?m through with walking.
When I get back home, I?m disking everywhere.
Freddi: Good news, guys!
Sacagawea is bringing us some food!
Samantha: Oh, that?s great!
We?ll eat until we?re full,
and then we?ll use the leftovers as bear bait.
Sacagawea: Here. I hope you will like this.
It is the last of our food.
But when we cross the mountain,
we?ll find the Nez person
and then we can trade with them for more.
I also made a place for you to sleep.
Freddi: Um, thank you!
Thanks for everything!
Sacagawea: You?re welcome!
Ooh! One more thing.
Jodi: Ugh!
What are you doing?
Sacagawea: Oh, well. This is bear grease.
It will take all of the emergencies out
of your hair.
And now I must feed the men
and attend to Little Pomp.
Good night!
Freddi and Samantha: Hahaha!
Jodi: Not a word!
Not one, okay?
Freddi and Samantha: Hahaha!
Jodi: Let?s see if that bear left
us anything to eat.
Ooh, a Mondo Chuckle bar!
Hey! What are you doing?
I?m hungry!
Samantha: The bear will love this,
and as soon as he comes,
we?ll grab the book,
go home,
and you can get another Mondo bar, okay?
Jodi: Ugh!
[Snoring]
Jodi: Ugh!
Do you come with an off switch?
Freddi: Haha!
Jodi: Did you hear that?
Freddi: It?s the bear!
Samantha: It that you, bear?
You can have the candy.
Just give me the
[Roar]
Aah!
He didn?t want to give it back.
Jodi: Ugh. What?s going on? You stink?
Samantha: Oh yeah!
There was a skunk out there, too.
Goodnight!
Jodi: Ugh!
[Snoring]
Freddi: Look! Wake up!
It?s the most beautiful thing you ever saw.
Jodi: Ugh. The only beautiful thing
I want to see is my Thermaspa,
full of hot water and lots of bubbles.
You have got to be kidding! Snow?
Freddi: Look at the treetops!
They look like lace!
Jodi: I am not trudging through snow.
No way, no how.
Clark: Is your friend okay?
Samantha: Jodi? Yeah. She?s fine.
She?s just not too thrilled about the snow.
Clark: I thought the grizzlies were giving
us a hard time, but this snow beats all.
We have got to get to the other side
of this mountain today.
Samantha: Well. Isn?t there some sort
of shortcut we can take?
I mean. Did you check a map?
Clark: A map? There's no map.
I?m drawing it as we go. You see?
If we can just get to the Columbia River,
we?ll be Yankee Doodle dandy.
Now this is a trading route.
So we can grab ourselves a couple
of canoes and paddle to the Pacific.
And then that?s it!
We?re done!
Except for the getting back home part.
Jodi: Hey, guys!
Look what I got!
So I explained to Mr. Lewis that
I couldn?t walk another step, and voila!
Instant horse!
Samantha: Ah, Jodi!
Sometimes I?m glad you?re you!
Freddi: Why do mountains have
to be so high?
[Roar]
Jodi: Did you hear that?
It?s the bear! It?s got to be! Go back!
I think I see him!
Jodi: Does he still have the book?
Freddi: Guys?
[Horse neighs]
Freddi: Guys!
Trio: Aah!
Samantha: We?re going down!
Trio: Aah!
Sacagawea: Easy! Easy, boy! Shh!
The saddle! Grab the saddle!
Freddi: Ugh!
Sacagawea: Shh!
Quiet!
Lewis: Thank you, Sacagawea.
This is not the first time
you have proven your worth.
Sacagawea: But you must thank Freddi, too.
And I am sorry. But my horse
is not usually so clumsy.
Freddi: Your horse?
We took your horse?
Sacagawea: Yes.
Well, you seemed to need the help.
Jodi: Thanks, but we?re all rested now,
so you should definitely
have your horse back.
You?ve been carrying all your stuff,
and a baby and
and
all our stuff, too?
Freddi: Here! Give us some of that.
Jodi: Ugh!
Okay. That?s a bit heavier than it looks.
But it?s totally fine.
I am never going to complain again.
If you can do it, so can I.
Sacagawea: Thank you.
I will scout ahead for food.
Jodi: Ugh. We have to get the book
because there?s no way I can do
this without complaining.
Samantha: Hmm. I wonder if
we could call to him.
Freddi: You know bear calls?
Samantha: Naw. But I?m great at yelling.
Let's see. If I were a bear,
I?d make a sound like, uh
[Bear Calls]
[Cough]
Jodi: You are insane. You know that?
York: Well, you wouldn?t be the first
explorer to go off a rocker.
Samantha: No, really. I?m fine.
I was just doing bear calls.
York: Bears don?t answer calls.
The only thing that?ll bring a bear is food.
Freddi: Which we don?t have.
York: No, but we will,
just as soon as we make it
over this mountain.
Freddi: Uh, they do make it, right?
Lewis and Clark?
Samantha: Right.
But that was before we joined them.
Jodi: I?m not complaining.
No, not me.
But if I was,
I?d say
this is the most annoying day
of my entire
Clark: The top! We?ve reached the top!
Jodi: The top?
Clark: Welcome to the new America, girls!
Freddi: It?s so beautiful!
Samantha: It?s so magnificent!
Jodi: Isn?t there a road somewhere?
Clark: Now all we have to do is find that river.
Okay, men, and ladies. Move on!
Samantha: Ugh. Thank you, corp,
for stopping.
Jodi: I can?t go on.
I am going to lie right here,
on my back,
for the rest of my life.
Freddi: Who are those guys?
What?s going on?
Sacagawea: That?s chief twisted hair,
the Nez person.
We?re trading for canoes and food.
Samantha: Food? Hot dog!
Sacagawea: No. We will not be serving dog,
but fish, and roots, and berries,
if I can find some.
Would you like to come look with me?
Jodi: Oh, I would.
I really would. But, woo
I can?t
Samantha: Yeah. Now that there?s food,
maybe we should stay here.
That bear might show up.
Freddi: I?ll come!
Sacagawea: Thank you for helping.
Sometimes I feel a little bit lonely
even though there are many people here.
Freddi: I feel the same way sometimes.
So, how did you end up on this trip, anyway?
I am Shoshone.
When I was twelve,
I was kidnapped by another tribe and taken far away.
They sold me to the man who
is now my husband.
Later, we met Mr. Lewis and Mr. Clark
And they chose my husband and me
to be their translators.
Freddi: You were stolen from your family?
That?s horrible!
Sacagawea: Yes, but Jean-Batiste
is my family now.
I could ask for no more.
Except for one thing;
a better way to carry him.
Samantha: Where is that bear?
Shouldn?t he be here by now?
There?s food all over the place.
Are you sure you should be eating those?
Jodi: Why not? They?re delicious!
Sacagawea: What are you doing?
Those berries will make you sick!
Jodi: Ugh. I?m sick! I?m extremely ill!
Freddi: Come on!
Let?s go see Mr. Lewis.
He must have some medicine.
Freddi: Excuse me? Mr. Lewis?
Do you have anything for a stomach ache?
Jodi doesn?t feel well.
Lewis: As it happens, I do.
We have all the latest treatments.
Let?s see. I could give you an emetic.
Jodi: Yeah. Sounds great. What?s an emetic?
Freddi: It makes you throw up.
Jodi: What else do you have?
Lewis: I could drain some of your blood.
Jodi: Tempting, but no.
Lewis: Here we go!
Russia?s Thunderbolts.
Now this?ll go through your system
like lightning.
It?ll make you, uh
[Whispers]
Jodi: You know, I?m feeling much better.
I think I?ll just
Samantha: Aah!
Jodi, Freddi! Hurry!
Jodi and Freddi: Uh! The bear!
[Roar]
Samantha: Not to bother you, but help!
Clark: Rifles! We need rifles!
[Roar]
Samantha: Aah!
[Roar]
Freddi: Aah!
Jodi: Freddi, no!
Freddi: Aah! Aah! Aah!
[Shot]
Freddi: There it is! The book!
[Shot]
Lewis: Dang!
Well, at least we scared him off!
Samantha: Come on!
Sacagawea: What are you doing?
Never run after a bear. He will kill you!
Freddi: We have to get that book!
It?s our only way home!
Jodi: We?ll never get it now!
Freddi: Oh yes, we will!
Trio: Yeah!
Trio: No!
Sacagawea: Come on!
Clark: Hold on!
Trio: Wahoo!
Whoa!
Jodi: The book! Where?s the book?
Freddi: There it is!
Trio: Awesome!
Clark: Do you know what this is?
Jodi: Well, yeah. It?s a book,
only it?s not a regular
Clark: No! The river! It?s heading west.
I?ll bet you anything it leads to the Columbia.
Wahoo!
Whoa! Whoa!
Well. Thank you, ladies!
If it weren?t for you,
I?m not sure we would?ve found this place.
And now, I?m off to tell the men.
Sacagawea: I?m glad that you
have found your book.
Samantha: Thanks. Sacagawea!
We couldn?t have done it without you.
Freddi: We couldn?t have done anything
without you.
Sacagawea: But that is not true.
You did many things.
You saved my horse,
you walked for miles in terrible shoes,
you scared a bear, and you found your book.
Freddi: Wait a minute!
Jodi, give me your backpack.
Jodi: My backpack? But there?s nothing
Oh, right!
It?s not much, but we want you to have it,
to thank you for all your help.
It?ll be great for gathering berries,
and maybe Little Pomp can ride in it!
Sacagawea: Thank you.
And thank you, also, for your friendship.
Freddi: Goodbye!
Samantha: Oh, kitty cat! Did you miss me?
Jodi: Ugh!
I don?t know about you two,
but I?m going to bed.
Goodnight!
Samantha: Freddi,
you were totally amazing out there!
You really saved our butts.
Freddi: Oh, well. It was kind of fun.
But thanks!
Jodi: I have something to say, too.
Samantha: Yeah? What?
Jodi: I really shouldn?t have
eaten those berries.
[Burp]
Jodi: It?s not my fault, ok?
Samantha: Haha! No offense,
but I?m sleeping on your bed.
[Music]