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THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DISCOVERY EDUCATION

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LEADING THE WORLD OF DIGITAL AND VIDEO LEARNING

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DISCOVERY EDUCATION, CONNECT TO A WORLD OF LEARNING.

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( seagulls squawk )

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( seagulls squawk )

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SAM: You lied!

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You said you were going to keep the Book in the bag

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at all times!

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I didn't take it out, I swear!

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How did it get out?

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I don't know.

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It was in my backpack

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between my French homework and half a burrito.

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The next minute it was hopping around

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on the bed like a Chihuahua.

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I can't explain it.

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Call it back--

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whistle, do something.

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This beach is freezing!

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JOE: At least it's empty.

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Not entirely.

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I think someone's buried here.

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Wait a minute.

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This isn't a tombstone.

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It's a rune stone.

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A wha...?

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Runes-- they're the Viking form of writing.

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Vikings, hmm...

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Now, those guys had horns on their helmets, right?

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No, that's just from comics and stuff.

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But they did have swords and shields.

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And pointy spears.

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And really, really big axes, right?

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( impatiently ): Yes, yes, yes.

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They had all sorts of cool weapons.

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But they weren't just these bloodthirsty raiders;

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they were great sailors,

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successful traders, explorers.

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Hey, why are you guys so interested

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in Vikings all of a sudden?

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Because they're landing on the beach.

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( Vikings shout )

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( shrieks )

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Vikings!

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Why is he so freaked?

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He said they weren't bloodthirsty raiders.

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Actually, I think he said

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they weren't just bloodthirsty raiders.

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They could have been bloodthirsty raiders

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every now and then.

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Like on weekends and holidays?

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Like now!

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Be careful what you wish for.

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BAND: ? Go! There they go ?

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? Three boys surfing on the time continuum ?

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? There they go ?

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? The green mist fills the air ?

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? The Book could take them anywhere. Go! ?

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? ? ?

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( electric guitars  playing steady beat )

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? Go! There they go ?

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? Three girls warping, time is 2105 ?

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? There they go ?

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? You can catch a ride with the Time Warp Trio. Go! ?

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? Traveling through history... ?

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( ticking )

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? ? ?

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? With the Time Warp Trio ?

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? Go! ?

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JOE:  You're probably wondering  how we ended up on a beach,

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about to be trampled

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by a boatload  of, yes, bloodthirsty Vikings.

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It all started  with a harmless video game,

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which wasn't so harmless  if you happen to own a book

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that can warp  the space-time continuum...

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which I do.

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All clear!

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In! In! In!

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( grunting )

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Fred, you swear Mike doesn't mind us

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playing with his video games?

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Yeah, yeah, I swear.

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But if he shows up,

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we go out the window and down the fire escape.

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Uh, Sam, you take first watch.

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Me?

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No. No way!

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I've seen your brother!

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He could bench-press my whole family!

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But we're playing "Viking Smash Fest"

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and you hate football.

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You said we were going to play "Elf Quest II: Return to Valhalla."

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We'll play that next.

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Just use a code word if you see Mike coming, like, uh...

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Thursday.

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Code word "Thursday."

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( quavers ): Code word "Thursday."

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COMPUTER: Viking Smash Fest!

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Choose your team and feel the pain!

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I call the Giants.

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No, I'm the Giants.

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I'm always the Giants.

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JOE: You got them last time!

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FRED: It's my brother's room!

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( quavers ): Thursday!

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We'll shoot for it.

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FRED: I'm evens.

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BOTH: Once, twice, three.

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Shoot! Shoot!

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( whispers ): Thursday.

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Once, twice, three...

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Book!

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What?

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JOE: I said don't use the Book without asking!

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Thursday.

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I didn't touch it!

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Thursday!

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Yeah, right.

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And no one takes it out of the bag, unless...

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SAM: Thursday!

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It's on the bed! It's on the bed!

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Stay still!

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Thursday!

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Bad book!

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Thursday!

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( screams ): Thursday!

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( all yelp and shout )

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Get it! Grab it!

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No!

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( all grunting )

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This isn't working.

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We need a plan.

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Huddle!

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Sam fades right, Joe goes long and I rush the end zone.

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Ready?

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Hut! Hut! Hut!

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( all grunt and groan )

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( peeps )

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( casually ): These are not natives.

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They must be foreigners,

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come to invade our fair Greenland!

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I guess we're in Greenland.

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It's not very green.

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Or fair.

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Silence, foreigners!

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Leif, let's sacrifice these three sea rats

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to our mighty god Odin

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in thanks for our safe return.

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( growls )

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I don't know, Grim Snake-in-the-Grass.

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It's not much of a sacrifice.

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He's right.

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We're terrible sacrifices.

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Then again, I guess something is better than nothing.

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Okay, let's sacrifice them.

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Okay, guys, you two tackle the redhead;

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I'll head-butt Fuzzface.

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That'll never work; they have weapons!

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Got a better idea?

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( clears throat )

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Good evening, Vikings and gentlemen!

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I, Joe the Magnificent,

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will now dazzle you with a spine-tingling,

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eye-opening, neck-saving display of magic!

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We're toast.

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You, a puny foreigner, know magic?

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Hah!

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Prove it!

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Okay, okay, um...

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I'll make myself as heavy as a stone--

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so heavy, that no man can lift me.

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Observe!

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Now, have your strongest man

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lift me by my elbows.

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Bjorn Inabarn!

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( all laugh )

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( laughing uproariously )

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That's the trick?

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What about the bendy pencil

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or the bouncing hanky?

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Anything's better than that!

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Just wait.

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Thank you, my good Viking.

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You may put me down now.

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Hocus pocus, Culpepper and Moss,

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make me as strong as Fran Tarkington.

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Uh... now try it again.

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( grunting )

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The foreigner has put on weight.

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I don't understand.

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They must be evil druids!

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( men gasp )

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Kill them!

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( Leif laughs )

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Relax, Grim the Gullible.

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They're just fools.

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We'll bring them back to Brattahlid.

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They will amuse my father.

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( grumbles )

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JOE:  Brattahlid probably wasn't  such a bad place

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if you happened to like fatty  strips of roasted seal meat.

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But we didn't,

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so there was only one solution:  find the Book and fast!

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( toots flute )

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Brave Leif, son of Erik, in Ireland raised battle flags.

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One thousand men he slew, blood flooded every crag.

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Arrows rained and spear tips fell.

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Bold Leif's sword never sagged.

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Wide eyed, his skald saw all-faithful Snorri Vyndbag!

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( Vikings hoot )

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Did you really kill a thousand men?

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Nah, Snorri just likes to make me look good.

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He's my personal poet.

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Dad got him for me.

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So, Leif, what'd you get your old man in Ireland?

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Grim, bring me my treasure!

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( grumbles )

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( muttering ): Bossy, spoiled, son of the chief.

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Oh!

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( grumbles )

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To my good friend Sven Knutson, I give one seal skin.

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To his son, Ham Svenson, I give this narwhal horn.

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And to his son, Knut Hamson, I give a peacock feather.

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Boots for Sven Ittreins.

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And nothing for Inga Normee.

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Sorry, Inga.

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Check it out.

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If Sam was your dad, you'd be called Fred Samson.

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No way.

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If Sam was my dad, I'd be called Fred the Ugly.

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You're right!

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So that means I'm Sam Walterson

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because my dad's name is Walter.

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And you're Joe Johnson...

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and he's Leif Erikson.

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Leif Erikson?

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Guys, that's Leif Erikson!

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He's the first European to sail to North America!

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No way. That was Columbus.

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Actually, no.

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Leif led the Vikings there 500 years before Columbus

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was even born.

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He doesn't exactly seem the explorer type.

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And this funny hat I keep for myself.

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( chuckles )

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( clears throat )

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Oh, yeah, this is for you, Dad.

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( gasps )

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Got it off a shepherd.

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Don't know what it is, though.

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( sniffing )

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Smells pretty good.

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Wonder what it tastes like.

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I wouldn't do that if I were you.

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You don't know where it's been.

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And besides, it's not a sandwich, it's a book.

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And it's not just any book; it's the Book.

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"Book"? "Book"?

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Yeah, you know, uh, you read it.

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They have words in them, on pages, see?

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Hmm, picture!

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JOE: Actually...

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that's a map.

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See?

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This is Greenland.

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That's not Greenland!

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This is Greenland!

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What Joe means, Mr. Erikson,

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is that this squiggly thing represents Greenland,

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and this squiggly thing represents North America--

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a new landmass, to the west--

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just waiting to be discovered

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by a brave Viking like yourself.

274
00:10:33.533 --> 00:10:34.668
Huh, maybe that's the place

275
00:10:35.168 --> 00:10:38.705
old Bjarni Herjolfsson was talking about when he got lost.

276
00:10:39.205 --> 00:10:39.706
GRIM: Hah!

277
00:10:40.206 --> 00:10:42.776
These silly foreigners are filling your head

278
00:10:43.276 --> 00:10:44.311
with stories, Leif.

279
00:10:44.811 --> 00:10:46.120
Here, drink!

280
00:10:47.614 --> 00:10:48.115
To Leif!

281
00:10:48.615 --> 00:10:49.149
( Vikings cheer )

282
00:10:49.649 --> 00:10:50.650
( snickers )

283
00:10:54.754 --> 00:10:57.524
( men snoring loudly )

284
00:10:59.425 --> 00:11:00.994
( whispers ): Okay...

285
00:11:01.494 --> 00:11:03.997
The Book is in Leif's treasure chest.

286
00:11:04.497 --> 00:11:05.665
Now, where's the chest?

287
00:11:06.165 --> 00:11:09.200
I think I saw him drag it over by his bed.

288
00:11:14.700 --> 00:11:15.642
He's not here.

289
00:11:16.142 --> 00:11:18.111
It's just his wife and three Leiflets.

290
00:11:19.412 --> 00:11:20.814
Psst! Over here.

291
00:11:21.314 --> 00:11:23.216
( murmuring  and snoring )

292
00:11:27.860 --> 00:11:28.555
( all grunting )

293
00:11:29.550 --> 00:11:29.389
( rattling )

294
00:11:36.362 --> 00:11:38.165
( chest dragging across floor )

295
00:11:43.236 --> 00:11:43.737
( snoring )

296
00:11:44.237 --> 00:11:45.772
Hey, he can't do that.

297
00:11:46.272 --> 00:11:47.340
That's Leif's chest.

298
00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:49.843
Yeah, with my Book in it.

299
00:11:50.343 --> 00:11:51.945
Mmm... treasure...

300
00:11:52.445 --> 00:11:52.979
Eep!

301
00:11:53.479 --> 00:11:53.980
( mumbling )

302
00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:55.150
LEIF: Wha... What?!

303
00:11:56.616 --> 00:11:57.117
Huh?

304
00:12:00.787 --> 00:12:02.222
By Thor's hammer...

305
00:12:02.722 --> 00:12:04.858
you will pay!

306
00:12:10.290 --> 00:12:11.665
I, Erik the Red,

307
00:12:12.165 --> 00:12:13.333
founder of this fair land,

308
00:12:13.833 --> 00:12:15.535
do hereby call the Thing to order.

309
00:12:16.350 --> 00:12:16.703
We shall now vote

310
00:12:17.203 --> 00:12:19.372
on whether the foreigners are innocent or guilty

311
00:12:19.872 --> 00:12:21.741
of stealing Leif's treasure. ( growling )

312
00:12:22.241 --> 00:12:26.146
Huh, I guess a "Thing" is sort of a like a trial.

313
00:12:26.646 --> 00:12:28.114
See? I told you the Vikings were saner

314
00:12:28.614 --> 00:12:30.784
and more rational than people give them credit for.

315
00:12:31.284 --> 00:12:33.620
All those who think they're guilty raise their hand.

316
00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:35.155
ERIK: It is settled.

317
00:12:35.655 --> 00:12:37.991
I object, Mr. The-Red!

318
00:12:38.491 --> 00:12:39.292
We're innocent!

319
00:12:39.792 --> 00:12:41.595
Grim took Leif's treasure!

320
00:12:42.950 --> 00:12:43.630
Huh? Have you any proof?

321
00:12:44.130 --> 00:12:46.333
Well... no, but it's... it's true.

322
00:12:46.833 --> 00:12:47.400
I swear on...

323
00:12:48.901 --> 00:12:49.503
on Odin!

324
00:12:50.300 --> 00:12:50.270
Odin!

325
00:12:53.106 --> 00:12:56.142
One does not swear lightly on the most sacred of gods!

326
00:12:56.642 --> 00:12:58.211
( stammering )

327
00:12:58.711 --> 00:13:01.882
There is another way to prove your innocence.

328
00:13:02.382 --> 00:13:05.752
Our strongest man will fight your strongest man.

329
00:13:06.252 --> 00:13:07.821
No problemo.

330
00:13:08.321 --> 00:13:09.222
Bring him on.

331
00:13:09.722 --> 00:13:11.358
Relax-- you'll just dazzle him

332
00:13:11.858 --> 00:13:13.360
with that magic trick again.

333
00:13:13.860 --> 00:13:15.829
Bjorn, go get your brother.

334
00:13:21.668 --> 00:13:23.470
( rock crunching )

335
00:13:23.970 --> 00:13:24.771
( all gulp loudly )

336
00:13:25.271 --> 00:13:25.872
VIKING: Leif!

337
00:13:26.372 --> 00:13:27.207
Come quick!

338
00:13:27.707 --> 00:13:28.742
Someone's stealing your ship!

339
00:13:33.413 --> 00:13:35.715
GRIM: Hey, look what I have, Leif!

340
00:13:36.215 --> 00:13:37.584
( Grim laughing )

341
00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:40.320
Now who's going to be the big explorer

342
00:13:40.820 --> 00:13:42.322
and discover the New World?!

343
00:13:42.822 --> 00:13:44.524
( laughing triumphantly )

344
00:13:45.240 --> 00:13:46.590
( growling )

345
00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:47.227
He's got the Book!

346
00:13:47.727 --> 00:13:48.929
How are we going to get home now?

347
00:13:49.429 --> 00:13:51.131
And Grim is going to discover America!

348
00:13:51.631 --> 00:13:52.599
History will be rewritten!

349
00:13:53.990 --> 00:13:55.735
We could wind up unborn!

350
00:13:56.235 --> 00:13:57.170
Who cares about history?!

351
00:13:57.670 --> 00:14:01.541
That snake-in-the-grass has my treasure!

352
00:14:02.410 --> 00:14:04.177
LEIF: Sven, Knut, Bjorn-prepare my other ship!

353
00:14:04.677 --> 00:14:08.480
And put in three extra life vests-- we're coming, too!

354
00:14:09.949 --> 00:14:13.190
( thunder crashing )

355
00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:16.456
JOE:  Sam was right about the Vikings  being amazing sailors.

356
00:14:16.956 --> 00:14:19.226
Leif actually seemed to enjoy  rough seas.

357
00:14:19.726 --> 00:14:20.827
( Leif whooping and laughing )

358
00:14:21.327 --> 00:14:21.995
( cackling )

359
00:14:23.329 --> 00:14:25.999
( screaming )

360
00:14:26.499 --> 00:14:27.634
JOE:  When the storms died down,

361
00:14:28.134 --> 00:14:29.669
we tried to help out  around the ship.

362
00:14:30.169 --> 00:14:31.805
Sam was Leif's  assistant navigator.

363
00:14:32.305 --> 00:14:33.506
Okay, left here.

364
00:14:34.600 --> 00:14:34.774
No, I... I mean, right!

365
00:14:35.274 --> 00:14:36.900
Not that much!

366
00:14:36.509 --> 00:14:36.843
Move your head!

367
00:14:37.343 --> 00:14:38.511
You're blocking Venus!

368
00:14:39.110 --> 00:14:39.512
SAM: Right!

369
00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:40.513
Left!

370
00:14:41.130 --> 00:14:43.416
Make up your mind!

371
00:14:43.916 --> 00:14:46.152
JOE:  Fred tried his hand  at some scaldic poetry...

372
00:14:46.652 --> 00:14:48.540
All right, hat-headed sea-rat,

373
00:14:48.554 --> 00:14:49.956
let's see what you've learned.

374
00:14:50.456 --> 00:14:52.920
Stinky, blond nose-picker

375
00:14:52.592 --> 00:14:53.426
With thin goatee on chin

376
00:14:53.926 --> 00:14:56.229
Tries to teach real poet to butcher verse

377
00:14:56.729 --> 00:14:57.230
like him.

378
00:14:57.730 --> 00:14:59.165
( toots flute ) Hmm!

379
00:14:59.665 --> 00:15:02.769
JOE:  And I helped with the rowing.

380
00:15:03.269 --> 00:15:05.772
JOE:  Yep, it was  pretty smooth sailing--

381
00:15:06.272 --> 00:15:08.141
until we ran into  some company.

382
00:15:08.641 --> 00:15:09.776
( horn blaring outside )

383
00:15:10.276 --> 00:15:10.944
( blasting horn )

384
00:15:13.379 --> 00:15:16.516
Hey, Leif, you mind practicing your horn a little later?

385
00:15:17.160 --> 00:15:17.984
It's kind of early.

386
00:15:18.484 --> 00:15:22.122
Arise, trees of the Valkyries, and prepare for battle!

387
00:15:22.622 --> 00:15:23.657
( Vikings shouting )

388
00:15:24.157 --> 00:15:24.658
Battle?

389
00:15:25.158 --> 00:15:25.959
Someone said "battle"!

390
00:15:26.459 --> 00:15:27.927
What's the score? Are we winning?

391
00:15:28.427 --> 00:15:29.896
I don't even know who we're fighting.

392
00:15:30.396 --> 00:15:31.264
FRED: It's Grim!

393
00:15:31.764 --> 00:15:32.265
Whoo-hoo!

394
00:15:32.765 --> 00:15:33.366
We're going home!

395
00:15:33.866 --> 00:15:34.367
Yeah.

396
00:15:34.867 --> 00:15:35.769
In pieces.

397
00:15:36.269 --> 00:15:37.837
Those guys outnumber us two to one.

398
00:15:38.337 --> 00:15:39.539
( gulps )

399
00:15:40.390 --> 00:15:41.441
We better wake Sam.

400
00:15:41.941 --> 00:15:42.709
Hello!

401
00:15:43.209 --> 00:15:43.810
Earth to Sam!

402
00:15:44.310 --> 00:15:45.780
Come on, Sleeping Beauty.

403
00:15:45.578 --> 00:15:46.846
We're about to be attacked!

404
00:15:47.346 --> 00:15:48.140
Huh?

405
00:15:48.514 --> 00:15:50.316
What? Where... where is everyone?

406
00:15:53.786 --> 00:15:54.788
( growling )

407
00:15:56.923 --> 00:15:58.491
( ships crashing;  boys shouting )

408
00:15:58.991 --> 00:16:02.829
( Vikings shouting lustily )

409
00:16:03.329 --> 00:16:04.264
( swords ringing )

410
00:16:04.764 --> 00:16:06.132
( Sam straining )

411
00:16:06.632 --> 00:16:08.735
Hey, Joe, Fred, I could use a hand!

412
00:16:09.235 --> 00:16:09.636
We're over here!

413
00:16:10.136 --> 00:16:10.637
FRED: Walk left!

414
00:16:13.773 --> 00:16:15.750
SAM: Which left? My left? Your left?

415
00:16:15.575 --> 00:16:16.710
Be specific.

416
00:16:19.111 --> 00:16:19.946
( Sam shouting )

417
00:16:20.446 --> 00:16:21.381
FRED: We've got to help him.

418
00:16:21.881 --> 00:16:23.883
I think someone's got to help us first.

419
00:16:24.383 --> 00:16:24.918
Look!

420
00:16:25.418 --> 00:16:27.520
( bellowing )

421
00:16:29.355 --> 00:16:29.856
Hey, everyone,

422
00:16:30.356 --> 00:16:31.157
free mead!

423
00:16:31.657 --> 00:16:32.158
Mead?!

424
00:16:32.658 --> 00:16:33.260
Mead?!

425
00:16:33.526 --> 00:16:36.763
( men laughing heartily )

426
00:16:37.263 --> 00:16:38.298
( spears whistling )

427
00:16:38.798 --> 00:16:39.566
SAM: Whoa...!

428
00:16:40.660 --> 00:16:40.567
( ship creaking )

429
00:16:41.670 --> 00:16:41.868
( Sam sniffing )

430
00:16:42.368 --> 00:16:43.570
SAM: Something's burning.

431
00:16:44.700 --> 00:16:45.939
Fire! Fire!

432
00:16:46.439 --> 00:16:47.107
( screaming )

433
00:16:48.641 --> 00:16:49.142
Look!

434
00:16:49.642 --> 00:16:50.744
Leif has a berserker!

435
00:16:51.244 --> 00:16:52.345
( screaming )

436
00:16:52.845 --> 00:16:53.613
He'll kill us all!

437
00:16:54.113 --> 00:16:55.749
( Sam screaming )

438
00:16:56.249 --> 00:16:57.617
FRED: Whoo-hoo!

439
00:16:58.117 --> 00:16:58.585
All right, yeah!

440
00:16:59.850 --> 00:16:59.953
Show 'em who's the bear!

441
00:17:00.453 --> 00:17:01.121
Get 'em Sam, get 'em!

442
00:17:01.621 --> 00:17:03.923
Your men are retreating, Grim.

443
00:17:04.423 --> 00:17:04.657
Give up!

444
00:17:05.157 --> 00:17:06.726
Okay, you win!

445
00:17:07.226 --> 00:17:07.594
( Grim grunts )

446
00:17:08.940 --> 00:17:09.229
( Leif howls )

447
00:17:13.699 --> 00:17:14.901
Whoa!

448
00:17:20.806 --> 00:17:22.308
( wood creaking )

449
00:17:22.808 --> 00:17:24.577
( grunts; groans )

450
00:17:25.770 --> 00:17:27.280
( cheering )

451
00:17:31.751 --> 00:17:32.719
Whew, that's better.

452
00:17:33.219 --> 00:17:34.621
It was hot in that thing!

453
00:17:35.121 --> 00:17:35.722
Did I miss something?

454
00:17:36.222 --> 00:17:37.957
Miss something? Are you kidding?

455
00:17:38.457 --> 00:17:41.261
You saved the day with that mad berserker act!

456
00:17:41.761 --> 00:17:42.695
I did?

457
00:17:43.195 --> 00:17:45.398
I-I mean, of course I did.

458
00:17:45.898 --> 00:17:46.432
( clears throat )

459
00:17:46.932 --> 00:17:48.368
Yup, it was all part of my plan.

460
00:17:48.868 --> 00:17:49.402
( Leif shrieks )

461
00:17:49.902 --> 00:17:51.404
No...!

462
00:17:51.904 --> 00:17:53.640
My treasure!

463
00:17:54.140 --> 00:17:54.774
SAM: Um, Joe?

464
00:17:55.274 --> 00:17:57.110
Isn't the Book in there?

465
00:17:57.610 --> 00:17:58.178
Yeah.

466
00:17:58.678 --> 00:17:59.646
Well, what happens

467
00:18:00.146 --> 00:18:02.782
if it gets, you know, burnt to a crisp?

468
00:18:03.282 --> 00:18:04.684
I guess we're about to find out.

469
00:18:05.184 --> 00:18:06.686
( all screaming )

470
00:18:07.186 --> 00:18:08.254
JOE:  It's a good question.

471
00:18:08.754 --> 00:18:11.591
What would happen if time  were somehow destroyed?

472
00:18:12.910 --> 00:18:13.593
Good thing Leif had  his double-ply

473
00:18:14.930 --> 00:18:15.161
walrus-hide gloves with him.

474
00:18:15.661 --> 00:18:19.265
( chest hissing; boys cheering )

475
00:18:19.765 --> 00:18:20.867
Uh-oh.

476
00:18:21.367 --> 00:18:22.101
( water gurgling )

477
00:18:25.938 --> 00:18:26.272
( chest thuds )

478
00:18:26.772 --> 00:18:29.800
It hit a sandbar.

479
00:18:29.508 --> 00:18:34.470
LEIF: That can only mean one thing-- land!

480
00:18:35.581 --> 00:18:36.820
( chirping )

481
00:18:42.555 --> 00:18:43.990
What did you say this place was called?

482
00:18:44.490 --> 00:18:45.925
Well, it's definitely North America,

483
00:18:46.425 --> 00:18:47.594
but I'm not sure where, exactly.

484
00:18:48.940 --> 00:18:49.429
Maybe Newfoundland or Nova Scotia?

485
00:18:49.929 --> 00:18:51.431
Ah, not very catchy names, are they?

486
00:18:51.931 --> 00:18:54.767
I think I'll call it "Vinland."

487
00:18:55.267 --> 00:18:56.636
Makes you think of grapes and wine.

488
00:18:57.136 --> 00:18:58.304
I hate to break it to you, Leif,

489
00:18:58.804 --> 00:19:01.400
but I don't think that's a grape.

490
00:19:01.540 --> 00:19:02.842
True, but "Poisonous Berryland"

491
00:19:03.342 --> 00:19:05.110
isn't going to bring in the tourists.

492
00:19:05.511 --> 00:19:07.247
( footsteps approaching )

493
00:19:10.549 --> 00:19:11.718
For fighting bravely

494
00:19:12.218 --> 00:19:14.387
and guiding me to this new land,

495
00:19:14.887 --> 00:19:17.230
you may choose one item of my treasure.

496
00:19:18.491 --> 00:19:18.992
We'll take this ax.

497
00:19:19.492 --> 00:19:21.227
I want to keep this bearskin.

498
00:19:21.727 --> 00:19:22.395
( Joe clears throat )

499
00:19:22.895 --> 00:19:24.931
Guys, aren't you forgetting something?

500
00:19:25.431 --> 00:19:27.534
Oh, yeah-we'll take that.

501
00:19:28.340 --> 00:19:29.435
Okay, buddy, bring us home.

502
00:19:29.935 --> 00:19:31.871
Fred needs pizza and a hot shower.

503
00:19:32.371 --> 00:19:32.872
Pronto!

504
00:19:33.372 --> 00:19:34.107
Um, right...

505
00:19:34.607 --> 00:19:36.109
Home, Book, home!

506
00:19:36.609 --> 00:19:37.410
( tapping in distance )

507
00:19:37.910 --> 00:19:38.745
Oh, great, just great!

508
00:19:39.245 --> 00:19:41.614
I can't spend the rest of my life with Vikings!

509
00:19:42.114 --> 00:19:45.840
They don't read, they eat seals, everyone has a mustache.

510
00:19:45.584 --> 00:19:46.286
Would you quit banging

511
00:19:46.786 --> 00:19:47.287
that rock?!

512
00:19:47.787 --> 00:19:49.556
You're giving me a migraine!

513
00:19:50.560 --> 00:19:53.293
Hey-- those look like the same runes

514
00:19:53.793 --> 00:19:56.296
we saw when we landed in Greenland.

515
00:19:56.796 --> 00:19:58.231
Maybe they'll tell us how to get home.

516
00:19:58.731 --> 00:19:59.599
What does it say, Bjorn?

517
00:20:00.990 --> 00:20:01.768
"Vikings were here.

518
00:20:02.268 --> 00:20:03.503
"The year 1001.

519
00:20:04.300 --> 00:20:04.871
Thor's Day."

520
00:20:05.371 --> 00:20:06.205
"Thor's Day"?

521
00:20:06.705 --> 00:20:08.700
That kind of sounds like...

522
00:20:08.507 --> 00:20:10.710
Wait a minute, it is!

523
00:20:11.210 --> 00:20:15.114
Thor's Day is Thursday, and Thursday is today!

524
00:20:15.614 --> 00:20:17.951
( whooping and shouting )

525
00:20:18.451 --> 00:20:20.253
Vinlanders-- lots of them!

526
00:20:20.753 --> 00:20:21.921
Back to the ship!

527
00:20:23.489 --> 00:20:25.258
Leif the bold, Leif the brave,

528
00:20:25.758 --> 00:20:27.600
Discovered fair Vinland,

529
00:20:27.560 --> 00:20:28.728
And crushed 50 natives

530
00:20:29.228 --> 00:20:30.897
With one blow of his hand!

531
00:20:32.965 --> 00:20:34.701
( arrows splashing into water )

532
00:20:39.605 --> 00:20:41.874
Guys, wait up, it's Thursday!

533
00:20:42.374 --> 00:20:44.911
Okay, Joe, today's Thursday, and you know what?

534
00:20:45.411 --> 00:20:47.480
If we run, we might live to see Friday.

535
00:20:47.980 --> 00:20:49.282
No! Don't you get it?

536
00:20:49.782 --> 00:20:52.285
We warped back in time on a Thursday!

537
00:20:52.785 --> 00:20:54.687
It was the code word, so I kept saying it.

538
00:20:55.187 --> 00:20:56.789
And if saying Thursday brought us here,

539
00:20:57.289 --> 00:20:58.257
maybe it can take us home!

540
00:20:58.757 --> 00:20:59.726
It's worth a shot...

541
00:21:00.226 --> 00:21:02.729
ALL: Thursday... Thursday...

542
00:21:03.229 --> 00:21:03.696
Thursday!

543
00:21:04.196 --> 00:21:06.650
( whooshing )

544
00:21:08.134 --> 00:21:08.701
It worked!

545
00:21:09.201 --> 00:21:10.203
Look, no holes!

546
00:21:10.703 --> 00:21:12.372
I'm not even bruised!

547
00:21:12.872 --> 00:21:15.375
( Mike growling softly )

548
00:21:15.875 --> 00:21:17.176
Mike's room...

549
00:21:17.676 --> 00:21:20.790
Mike's video games!

550
00:21:20.579 --> 00:21:21.214
Easy, bro!

551
00:21:21.714 --> 00:21:23.716
We've got a mad berserker on our side!

552
00:21:30.189 --> 00:21:32.792
( growls feebly )

553
00:21:35.261 --> 00:21:36.262
( roars )

554
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( yelps )

555
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MIKE: Come back here,

556
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you little twerp!

557
00:21:41.567 --> 00:21:43.236
FRED: See ya, Mike the Too Late!

558
00:21:43.736 --> 00:21:44.737
JOE: Mighty Armpit Sniffer!

559
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FRED: Reindeer-brains!

560
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Breaker of Wind!

561
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