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FRED: Man, that is one beautiful sunrise.

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JOE: Sure is.

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It would be even better if...

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we weren't trapped on top of the Brooklyn Bridge!

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Relax, there's a ladder.

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FRED: Yeah, right.

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Do you want to walk on that?

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Uh... no.

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Aha! I've got it!

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I've got the solution.

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I can use electromagnetism to separate ore.

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Uh, Sam, are you okay?

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Yuck.

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Joe, there's a leak in your ceiling.

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( screaming )

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What's with the bridge?

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I thought we were going into the future!

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Well, I messed up.

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The Book took us in the opposite direction.

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You're right-- it's, like, ancient times down there.

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There's no Empire State Building,

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no Statue of Liberty.

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No elevator.

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After you.

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Give me a break!

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I'm not walking on that.

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That's right, sonny boy, you ain't going nowhere.

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( all scream )

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Be careful what you wish for.

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BAND: ? Go! There they go ?

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? Three boys surfing on the time continuum ?

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? There they go ?

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? The green mist fills the air ?

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? The Book could take them anywhere. Go! ?

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? ? ?

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( electric guitars  playing steady beat )

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? Go! There they go ?

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? Three girls warping, time is 2105 ?

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? There they go ?

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? You can catch a ride with the Time Warp Trio. Go! ?

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? Traveling through history... ?

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( ticking )

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? ? ?

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? With the Time Warp Trio ?

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? Go! ?

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JOE:  Ever have one of those days--

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everything is normal,  and then, poof,

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you're trapped  on top of the Brooklyn Bridge?

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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I, the great Joe-dini, will now perform

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my world-famous sensational levitational trick.

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You, sir.

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Would you be so kind

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as to loan me your grungy hat?

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That's not grunge, that's character.

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Yeah, I can smell the character from here.

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Rise, O smelly hat.

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Rise, I say, before our very eyes.

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No way! How'd you do that?

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It's magic, Fred.

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Never mind magic.

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Check this out!

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My latest invention!

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Another one?

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Thomas Edison invented over a thousand things, Fred.

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Yeah, but his worked.

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Computalkatron, what is four times four?

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COMPUTALKATRON: Four times four equals... Copenhagen.

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( both laugh )

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Everyone knows four times four is Portugal!

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I'll never be able to invent anything.

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That was my last great idea.

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Hey, I know,

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let's use the Book to go into the future.

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You can find a great invention,

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figure out how it works,

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then come back here and invent it.

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Isn't that cheating?

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Nah, why should mankind have to wait around

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for something important to be invented?

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But how are you going to control the Book?

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You always lose it.

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( junk clatters )

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Check this out.

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So long as I wear the backpack,

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I'm in complete control.

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So, Sam, are you ready to be the next Thomas Edison?

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What's going on?

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Hey, wait-- no!

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I didn't command you yet!

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SAM: Something's happening

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with the electricity!

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( boys yelling )

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( electricity crackling )

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Trying to cross without paying the toll?

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Just for that, you got to pay double:

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ten cents apiece.

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Uh, ten cents, that sounds reasonable.

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Uh, uh...

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Hurry up

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or you're going down the fast way!

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( all gulp )

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Uh, Mr. Toll Collector, sir?

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Instead of dimes, how about I show you

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the best magic trick you ever saw?

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I love a good magic trick.

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All right, you got yourself a deal.

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Ladies and not-so-gentle-men--

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I, the great Joe-dini, will now perform

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my world-famous sensational levitational trick!

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( sighs )

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Oh, no, you don't.

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You two squirts are in cahoots.

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Here, try and raise this.

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Okay.

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I shall now make

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this really heavy sack of coins

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hover in mid-air... I hope.

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Rise, O sack of coins...

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before our very eyes.

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Away, away...

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Well, I'll be.

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You did it!

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The great Joe-dini asks... Can we go now?

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Sure, why not?

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You earned it, laddie.

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Hey, wait a minute!

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I just figured out how you're doing it.

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No, Fred, don't!

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There's a thin string right here.

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It's almost invisible!

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See?

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No!

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Oh... praise be, that was close.

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( seagull calls )

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No!

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( grunts )

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( growls )

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For my next trick, permit me to... run!

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SAM: Don't look down.

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Don't look down.

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Don't look...

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( screams )

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Come on, Sam!

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That's it!

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To deliver electricity,

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we'll use a three-wire distribution system.

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Yo, Sam, whatever you're doing, cut it out!

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I can vastly improve the dynamo...

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What is wrong with him?

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I don't know, but something's going to be wrong with us

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in about two seconds!

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SAM: What are you guys doing?

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Put me down!

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Duck!

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No, it's a seagull.

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Oh, duck duck.

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Dang!

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Missed!

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JOE: This way!

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I think we lost him.

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TOLL COLLECTOR: Well, well, well...

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Look what the cat dragged in.

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( all scream )

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Ready for some batting practice?

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WOMAN: Mr. Beaner!

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What are you doing?!

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Uh... Mrs. Roebling!

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I'm surprised to see you here

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being that, uh...

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That I'm a woman?

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As you well know, my injured husband asked me

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to oversee the construction of this bridge.

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And a fine job you're doing, I might add.

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I'm sorry we couldn't pay the toll, ma'am.

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Toll?

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What on earth are you talking about?

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I was raising money for the orphanage

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and my poor widowed mum

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and those veterans from the...

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Enough!

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Mr. Beaner, we've discussed

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your profiteering many times.

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You may consider your employment here terminated.

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What?!

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Why, you...

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Aah, you can keep your bridge.

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It'll never get finished anyways,

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not with a dame in charge!

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I'll get even with you brats.

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Hey, thanks for helping us out... ma'am.

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It was my pleasure.

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This bridge is supposed to unify the city,

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not divide it.

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Although I sometimes wonder if it will ever be completed.

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If only we could work at night.

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Maybe we should get out of here

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before Bean Boy comes back. Yeah.

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I'll just, uh...

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Hey, where's my backpack?

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You lost the backpack with the Book?!

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I can't believe this!

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I put the Book in my backpack,

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and the whole backpack disappears.

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You're lucky you didn't put it in your pants.

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Okay, we may be in the past,

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but we're still in Brooklyn.

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How does that help us?

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Well, my great-grandfather once owned the Book

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and he also built our house.

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The Book will be there

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on his bedside table or something.

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What do you think?

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Well, as bad plans go, that one sounds pretty good.

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Okay.

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If the bridge is here,

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my house would be... that way!

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FRED: Man, this place is hopping!

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Whoa... what is that?

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I could really use something to eat.

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Hey, where's Sam?

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BOTH: Sam!

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It makes so much sense--

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parallel circuits along with carbon filaments

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could enhance the light bulb.

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Look out!

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You see, I can use a needle

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to record sound vibrations on a cylinder.

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I'll be able to hear my own voice.

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Something must have happened to him when we warped.

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Sam?!

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Oh, Sammy, are you in there?

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Why are you staring at me?

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Is my fly open?

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Yeah, but that's not why we're staring at you.

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We better find the Book

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before you get yourself killed.

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Hey, there's my house!

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Everything looks so... new.

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SAM: Wait a minute!

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You can't just walk in.

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But I live here.

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Not for another 128 years, you don't.

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I guess I better knock.

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( knocking )

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Oops.

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Uh, anybody home?

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( creaking )

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What was that?

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Only one way to find out.

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Wait, wait--

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this could be dangerous.

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Look, we've got to get the Book

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or your brain will be mush forever!

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It's so weird--

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the rooms are shaped the same,

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but everything looks different.

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I feel like I'm in an antiques shop.

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( creaking )

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Did you hear that?

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Yeah, it's just a spooky creaking door.

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No books in the living room.

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Let's try my room.

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Aren't you coming?

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Uh, can't, uh... Fred's too scared.

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( loud creaking )

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JOE: Hello?

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Anybody here?

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This can't be my room.

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( Fred snickering )

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FRED: Your room's a girl's room!

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( laughing )

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( mockingly ): These are your dolls, and this is your doll house.

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( in effeminate voice ): Yeah, and this is your frilly bed.

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And here's where you keep all your dresses.

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( screams )

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( both join in screaming )

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( screams )

279
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Oh, you scared me!

280
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I didn't know it was you!

281
00:10:28.270 --> 00:10:28.995
We scared you?

282
00:10:29.495 --> 00:10:29.962
What are you doing here?

283
00:10:30.462 --> 00:10:31.597
Something's gone very wrong

284
00:10:32.970 --> 00:10:34.667
and Samantha and Jodie are stuck on the Simulationator,

285
00:10:35.167 --> 00:10:37.503
and it's all up to me, and I hate when it's all up to me!

286
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Did you understand any of that?

287
00:10:40.606 --> 00:10:41.400
Uh-uh. No.

288
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FREDDI: All I know

289
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is that there's no electricity in our city anymore.

290
00:10:45.778 --> 00:10:47.460
The Book said you guys were here,

291
00:10:47.546 --> 00:10:49.115
so I had to come and see what went wrong and...

292
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( electronic beeping )

293
00:10:51.550 --> 00:10:52.685
Oh, right...

294
00:10:53.185 --> 00:10:54.954
it's for me.

295
00:10:55.454 --> 00:10:58.624
SAMANTHA: Have you figured out what happened to the electricity?

296
00:10:59.124 --> 00:11:00.159
Not yet.

297
00:11:00.659 --> 00:11:01.761
Well, hurry up!

298
00:11:02.261 --> 00:11:03.229
Jodie is going to puke all over me

299
00:11:03.729 --> 00:11:04.764
in about ten seconds!

300
00:11:05.264 --> 00:11:07.000
Sorry, Freddi, it's probably my fault.

301
00:11:07.500 --> 00:11:08.534
I was trying to convince Sam

302
00:11:09.340 --> 00:11:10.203
to go into the future

303
00:11:10.703 --> 00:11:13.206
and steal... uh, I mean borrow an invention

304
00:11:13.706 --> 00:11:15.800
and somehow we ended up here.

305
00:11:15.508 --> 00:11:18.770
Well, that's terrible and immoral and all,

306
00:11:18.577 --> 00:11:20.179
but it doesn't explain losing electricity.

307
00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:21.414
Eureka!

308
00:11:21.914 --> 00:11:24.830
Parallel circuits along with carbon filaments

309
00:11:24.583 --> 00:11:27.860
will greatly extend the life of the light bulb.

310
00:11:27.586 --> 00:11:28.154
Excuse me?

311
00:11:28.654 --> 00:11:30.723
And don't forget that a rapidly moving shutter

312
00:11:31.223 --> 00:11:33.860
will allow the Kinetoscope to display moving images.

313
00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:36.362
One other thing we forgot to mention--

314
00:11:36.862 --> 00:11:37.797
Sam has lost his marbles.

315
00:11:38.297 --> 00:11:39.980
Kinetoscopes?

316
00:11:39.598 --> 00:11:40.366
Light bulbs?

317
00:11:40.866 --> 00:11:42.702
Those are things Thomas Edison invented.

318
00:11:43.202 --> 00:11:45.405
Joe, did you say anything right before you warped?

319
00:11:45.905 --> 00:11:46.839
Yeah!

320
00:11:47.339 --> 00:11:50.420
Something about Sam being the next... the next Thomas Edison.

321
00:11:50.542 --> 00:11:51.444
That's it!

322
00:11:51.944 --> 00:11:54.514
If Edison's ideas are in Sam's head,

323
00:11:55.140 --> 00:11:56.649
then Edison can't invent anything,

324
00:11:57.149 --> 00:11:57.683
which means...

325
00:11:58.183 --> 00:12:00.386
No electricity-no lights, no TV,

326
00:12:00.886 --> 00:12:03.523
no Simu... whatever!

327
00:12:04.230 --> 00:12:04.857
We figured it out!

328
00:12:05.357 --> 00:12:05.858
Great.

329
00:12:06.358 --> 00:12:06.859
Whoo-hoo.

330
00:12:07.359 --> 00:12:07.860
Now what?

331
00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:09.362
( snaps fingers )

332
00:12:09.862 --> 00:12:11.531
Well, we probably have to find Thomas Edison

333
00:12:12.310 --> 00:12:12.932
and give him back his ideas.

334
00:12:13.432 --> 00:12:15.768
What about the Book?

335
00:12:16.268 --> 00:12:16.936
JOE: Maybe...

336
00:12:17.436 --> 00:12:18.738
Edison has it.

337
00:12:19.238 --> 00:12:22.942
JOE:  So that's how Fred, Freddi, Sam  and I found ourselves traveling

338
00:12:23.442 --> 00:12:25.578
to New Jersey to find the  great inventor Thomas Edison.

339
00:12:26.780 --> 00:12:26.646
( groans )

340
00:12:27.146 --> 00:12:27.647
Is it just me

341
00:12:28.147 --> 00:12:29.348
or do those hogs really stink?

342
00:12:29.848 --> 00:12:30.983
It's not just you.

343
00:12:31.483 --> 00:12:32.840
The pigs stink, too.

344
00:12:32.584 --> 00:12:33.219
JOE: Come on.

345
00:12:33.719 --> 00:12:35.188
That must be Edison's lab up there.

346
00:12:37.220 --> 00:12:38.570
Uh... Mr. Edison?

347
00:12:38.557 --> 00:12:39.358
Are you in?

348
00:12:39.858 --> 00:12:41.160
EDISON ( shouting ): Go away!

349
00:12:43.495 --> 00:12:44.397
Welcome to Menlo Park.

350
00:12:44.897 --> 00:12:46.933
You can lock the door on your way out.

351
00:12:47.433 --> 00:12:47.934
What are you doing?

352
00:12:48.434 --> 00:12:49.335
I'm leaving is what I'm doing.

353
00:12:49.835 --> 00:12:52.338
I'm supposed to meet with the press this afternoon

354
00:12:52.838 --> 00:12:54.140
and announce my latest ideas.

355
00:12:54.640 --> 00:12:56.943
But for some reason, I don't have any!

356
00:12:57.443 --> 00:12:59.145
My mind is a total blank.

357
00:13:01.880 --> 00:13:02.381
You know why?

358
00:13:02.881 --> 00:13:05.184
Because your ideas are in my head!

359
00:13:06.852 --> 00:13:07.820
Is this some kind of a joke?

360
00:13:08.320 --> 00:13:10.890
I assure you, I am not amused.

361
00:13:10.589 --> 00:13:12.240
Wait! He's telling the truth.

362
00:13:12.524 --> 00:13:13.693
Don't you want your ideas back?

363
00:13:14.193 --> 00:13:14.927
Go on, Sam!

364
00:13:16.328 --> 00:13:17.997
( humming )

365
00:13:18.497 --> 00:13:20.466
( humming more intensely )

366
00:13:20.966 --> 00:13:21.934
( humming shrilly )

367
00:13:22.434 --> 00:13:22.935
Pow!

368
00:13:23.435 --> 00:13:24.270
Go! Go! Go!

369
00:13:24.770 --> 00:13:25.605
( panting ): Anything?

370
00:13:26.105 --> 00:13:27.740
Any ideas?

371
00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:30.142
I have an idea you might be crazy.

372
00:13:30.642 --> 00:13:31.344
Try it again, Sam.

373
00:13:31.844 --> 00:13:32.478
( growls )

374
00:13:32.978 --> 00:13:35.815
( growling )

375
00:13:36.315 --> 00:13:37.830
It's a Vulcan mind meld.

376
00:13:37.583 --> 00:13:38.651
I saw it on Star Trek once.

377
00:13:39.151 --> 00:13:40.119
( growling )

378
00:13:40.619 --> 00:13:41.454
( growling meekly )

379
00:13:41.954 --> 00:13:43.550
You are a very odd young man.

380
00:13:43.555 --> 00:13:45.591
And now I must go, before the press discovers

381
00:13:46.910 --> 00:13:46.993
that I'm a fraud.

382
00:13:47.493 --> 00:13:48.761
I'm sorry, Mr. Edison.

383
00:13:49.261 --> 00:13:50.763
I feel like such a dummy.

384
00:13:51.263 --> 00:13:51.731
"Dummy"...

385
00:13:52.231 --> 00:13:53.132
I've got it!

386
00:13:53.632 --> 00:13:54.901
Mr. Edison,

387
00:13:55.401 --> 00:13:56.969
how'd you like to be in show business?

388
00:13:59.204 --> 00:13:59.705
MAN: Excuse me.

389
00:14:00.205 --> 00:14:01.774
My deadline is in two hours.

390
00:14:02.274 --> 00:14:03.809
Um... we'll be starting

391
00:14:04.309 --> 00:14:05.845
( shouting ): really soon, right?

392
00:14:06.345 --> 00:14:08.714
So, how do we trigger one of your "trances"?

393
00:14:09.214 --> 00:14:10.449
We don't, we just have to wait.

394
00:14:10.949 --> 00:14:11.150
What?!

395
00:14:11.650 --> 00:14:12.451
You want me to go out

396
00:14:12.951 --> 00:14:15.688
in front of all those people and wait?!

397
00:14:17.923 --> 00:14:19.725
( playing drum roll on pot )

398
00:14:20.225 --> 00:14:20.760
Hey, how you doing?

399
00:14:21.260 --> 00:14:21.961
How you doing?

400
00:14:22.461 --> 00:14:22.995
Love the beard.

401
00:14:23.495 --> 00:14:25.398
Yo, welcome to Menlo Park.

402
00:14:25.898 --> 00:14:27.533
So, let me hear it!

403
00:14:28.330 --> 00:14:30.169
( shouting ): Are you ready to rock?

404
00:14:33.539 --> 00:14:35.107
Is this thing on?

405
00:14:35.607 --> 00:14:36.275
Of course not.

406
00:14:36.775 --> 00:14:38.544
It won't be on for another 40 years!

407
00:14:40.612 --> 00:14:42.181
Uh... it gives me great pleasure

408
00:14:42.681 --> 00:14:44.984
to introduce our nation's sensation,

409
00:14:45.484 --> 00:14:47.320
the man who's going to put the o in "toaster."

410
00:14:47.820 --> 00:14:49.989
Give it up for the Wizard of Menlo Park himself,

411
00:14:50.489 --> 00:14:54.527
Mr. Thomas... Alva... Edison!

412
00:14:55.270 --> 00:14:56.562
Gentlemen, welcome.

413
00:14:59.310 --> 00:15:01.767
( voice cracking ): Rather than give you a tedious lecture,

414
00:15:02.267 --> 00:15:05.438
I've prepared something special for today's presentation.

415
00:15:05.938 --> 00:15:08.407
Yes, well, uh...

416
00:15:08.907 --> 00:15:11.770
allow me to perform a little ventriloquism.

417
00:15:12.845 --> 00:15:14.347
So, um...

418
00:15:14.847 --> 00:15:16.480
tell me, dummy,

419
00:15:16.548 --> 00:15:19.218
what amazing new inventions do we have

420
00:15:19.718 --> 00:15:21.387
for these distinguished journalists?

421
00:15:21.887 --> 00:15:23.856
Uh, um... um...

422
00:15:24.356 --> 00:15:27.660
Oh, I have all sorts of cool stuff.

423
00:15:29.394 --> 00:15:29.929
EDISON: Such as?

424
00:15:31.663 --> 00:15:32.598
Um... uh...

425
00:15:33.980 --> 00:15:35.868
Oh, oh, would you like to hear me sing first?

426
00:15:36.368 --> 00:15:37.300
No, dummy!

427
00:15:37.503 --> 00:15:38.704
Tell us about the inventions!

428
00:15:39.204 --> 00:15:39.705
Okay.

429
00:15:40.205 --> 00:15:40.973
I, um...

430
00:15:41.473 --> 00:15:41.974
Oh, I know!

431
00:15:42.474 --> 00:15:43.843
How about a joke?

432
00:15:44.343 --> 00:15:45.144
Yes, a joke.

433
00:15:45.644 --> 00:15:46.245
Um... so,

434
00:15:46.745 --> 00:15:49.480
there was this piece of cheese, right?

435
00:15:49.548 --> 00:15:51.384
Or maybe... maybe it was a yogurt or...

436
00:15:51.884 --> 00:15:53.519
I've had enough of this nonsense!

437
00:15:54.190 --> 00:15:54.987
Excuse me!

438
00:15:55.487 --> 00:15:56.188
Yes?

439
00:15:56.688 --> 00:15:57.690
( clears throat )

440
00:15:58.190 --> 00:16:00.590
I'm wondering if you've invented something

441
00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:02.261
that would allow people to work at night.

442
00:16:02.761 --> 00:16:04.300
Um... ( gulps )

443
00:16:04.530 --> 00:16:05.164
I, uh...

444
00:16:05.664 --> 00:16:10.736
Well, you need light, of... of course, and, um...

445
00:16:11.236 --> 00:16:12.138
It's brilliantly simple!

446
00:16:12.638 --> 00:16:13.939
We can achieve a long-lasting,

447
00:16:14.439 --> 00:16:16.750
steadily burning electric lamp fixture

448
00:16:16.575 --> 00:16:17.543
by utilizing a filament

449
00:16:18.430 --> 00:16:19.111
of carbonized thread.

450
00:16:19.611 --> 00:16:20.613
Why didn't I think of that?

451
00:16:21.113 --> 00:16:22.882
I mean, I'm so glad I thought of that!

452
00:16:23.382 --> 00:16:24.884
But my most revolutionary idea

453
00:16:25.384 --> 00:16:27.219
has to do with the transmission of light.

454
00:16:27.719 --> 00:16:31.123
Someday, we can generate massive amounts of electrical power

455
00:16:31.623 --> 00:16:32.658
that can be sent over wires

456
00:16:33.158 --> 00:16:35.628
to every home and business in the nation.

457
00:16:36.128 --> 00:16:36.595
That's right!

458
00:16:37.950 --> 00:16:38.998
This will revolutionize industry.

459
00:16:39.498 --> 00:16:41.467
Streets, factories, bridges!

460
00:16:41.967 --> 00:16:43.135
Night will become day!

461
00:16:43.635 --> 00:16:46.720
People will be able to work double shifts, triple shifts,

462
00:16:46.572 --> 00:16:47.673
round the clock!

463
00:16:48.173 --> 00:16:48.808
( audience applauds )

464
00:16:49.308 --> 00:16:50.476
Yippee! Yay!

465
00:16:50.976 --> 00:16:51.477
We did it!

466
00:16:51.977 --> 00:16:52.545
Yes!

467
00:16:56.381 --> 00:16:58.851
It will take some time for this to happen, of course.

468
00:16:59.351 --> 00:17:02.121
It will almost certainly be too late to help your project.

469
00:17:02.621 --> 00:17:03.856
I realize that.

470
00:17:04.356 --> 00:17:06.525
But someday-can you picture it?--

471
00:17:07.250 --> 00:17:08.594
our glorious bridge will be lit up at night

472
00:17:09.940 --> 00:17:11.630
for all the world to see.

473
00:17:11.563 --> 00:17:12.598
And it's all because of Sam.

474
00:17:13.980 --> 00:17:14.633
You make a great dummy, by the way.

475
00:17:15.133 --> 00:17:16.168
Thanks.

476
00:17:16.668 --> 00:17:17.503
( sighs )

477
00:17:18.300 --> 00:17:19.138
Isn't it wonderful?

478
00:17:19.638 --> 00:17:23.509
We gave Edison back his ideas, we saved Sam and...

479
00:17:24.900 --> 00:17:25.644
Oh... oh, yeah!

480
00:17:26.144 --> 00:17:27.313
Hey, are you guys okay?

481
00:17:27.813 --> 00:17:28.380
SAMANTHA: Whoo-hoo!

482
00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:31.117
JODIE: Stop this ride right now!

483
00:17:31.617 --> 00:17:32.485
Stop this ride!

484
00:17:32.985 --> 00:17:34.120
Stop! Stop! Stop!

485
00:17:34.620 --> 00:17:38.791
Like I was saying, it's all wonderful except...

486
00:17:39.291 --> 00:17:40.626
Oh, yeah.

487
00:17:41.126 --> 00:17:42.661
Uh, Mr. Edison,

488
00:17:43.161 --> 00:17:44.797
do you have a book by any chance?

489
00:17:45.297 --> 00:17:46.966
A-A blue and silver book?

490
00:17:47.466 --> 00:17:48.400
I have many books,

491
00:17:48.900 --> 00:17:50.803
but none that are blue and silver.

492
00:17:51.303 --> 00:17:51.904
It figures!

493
00:17:52.404 --> 00:17:54.974
Sam gives him a brain; he gives us zip.

494
00:17:55.474 --> 00:17:56.776
I'm heading back to Brooklyn.

495
00:17:57.276 --> 00:17:58.744
Would you children like a lift?

496
00:17:59.244 --> 00:17:59.745
Uh... sure!

497
00:18:00.245 --> 00:18:00.746
Thanks!

498
00:18:04.149 --> 00:18:06.118
Why can't that stupid book ever show up when we need it?

499
00:18:06.618 --> 00:18:08.387
Hey, look, baseball!

500
00:18:08.887 --> 00:18:10.456
SAM: Ooh, yeah, cool.

501
00:18:10.956 --> 00:18:14.193
Fred, forget about sports for a minute and think!

502
00:18:14.693 --> 00:18:15.494
We have to find the Book!

503
00:18:15.994 --> 00:18:16.595
I don't believe it!

504
00:18:17.950 --> 00:18:18.497
Guys, check out second base!

505
00:18:18.997 --> 00:18:20.199
It's my backpack...

506
00:18:20.699 --> 00:18:22.101
with the Book!

507
00:18:22.601 --> 00:18:23.536
Thanks for everything, Mrs. R.

508
00:18:24.360 --> 00:18:24.537
Come on, Freddi!

509
00:18:27.539 --> 00:18:27.773
Oh, no!

510
00:18:28.273 --> 00:18:28.774
( panting )

511
00:18:29.274 --> 00:18:30.409
What's the matter?

512
00:18:30.909 --> 00:18:31.410
He's the matter!

513
00:18:34.746 --> 00:18:35.281
( spits )

514
00:18:42.187 --> 00:18:43.189
Is he a friend of yours?

515
00:18:43.689 --> 00:18:44.256
Oh, yeah.

516
00:18:44.756 --> 00:18:45.925
We threw his money in the river,

517
00:18:46.425 --> 00:18:48.661
hit him with a plank, and got him fired from his job.

518
00:18:49.161 --> 00:18:51.730
I have to get into that game and steal second base,

519
00:18:52.230 --> 00:18:53.632
and I mean really steal it.

520
00:18:56.335 --> 00:18:57.369
KIDS: Ouch! Ooh!

521
00:18:57.869 --> 00:19:00.500
Well, unless you can find a replacement,

522
00:19:00.505 --> 00:19:01.941
you'll have to forfeit the game.

523
00:19:02.441 --> 00:19:03.642
But we don't have any more players!

524
00:19:04.142 --> 00:19:06.111
"Beanball" Beaner has knocked everyone out!

525
00:19:06.611 --> 00:19:08.180
Hey, I'll take his place.

526
00:19:08.680 --> 00:19:09.982
No, Fred, he'll kill you.

527
00:19:10.482 --> 00:19:11.851
We have to get that backpack.

528
00:19:14.586 --> 00:19:15.821
Ah, I can't allow that.

529
00:19:16.321 --> 00:19:17.790
You're not on the official roster.

530
00:19:18.290 --> 00:19:19.458
It's all right with us, Ump.

531
00:19:19.958 --> 00:19:23.262
( menacingly ): The lad did me a favor and I'd like to repay him.

532
00:19:23.762 --> 00:19:24.997
Very well, then.

533
00:19:25.497 --> 00:19:26.650
Play ball!

534
00:20:01.700 --> 00:20:04.403
( cheers )

535
00:20:04.903 --> 00:20:05.537
FREDDI: Go, Fred!

536
00:20:06.370 --> 00:20:06.272
Run!

537
00:20:06.772 --> 00:20:07.506
Hey!

538
00:20:18.150 --> 00:20:19.518
They are out of here!

539
00:20:22.254 --> 00:20:22.721
I made it!

540
00:20:23.221 --> 00:20:24.189
Booyah!

541
00:20:24.689 --> 00:20:26.659
We have electricity!

542
00:20:27.159 --> 00:20:27.993
( electronic ringing )

543
00:20:28.493 --> 00:20:29.395
Hey, thanks, guys!

544
00:20:29.895 --> 00:20:32.231
So, just out of curiosity, what happened?

545
00:20:32.731 --> 00:20:34.266
FREDDI: It was amazing!

546
00:20:34.766 --> 00:20:37.200
Sam turned Thomas Edison into a ventriloquist

547
00:20:37.502 --> 00:20:39.271
and Fred stole second base!

548
00:20:39.771 --> 00:20:40.406
I guess everything's

549
00:20:40.906 --> 00:20:41.840
back to normal.

550
00:20:42.340 --> 00:20:45.100
And I'm back to being the world's lamest inventor.

551
00:20:45.510 --> 00:20:47.460
You just be patient, Sam.

552
00:20:47.546 --> 00:20:49.682
You're going to be a famous inventor someday.

553
00:20:50.182 --> 00:20:51.830
Me? Really?

554
00:20:51.583 --> 00:20:53.452
Yes, you.

555
00:20:53.952 --> 00:20:55.621
Whoops, I shouldn't have said that.

556
00:20:56.121 --> 00:20:56.655
This is great.

557
00:20:57.155 --> 00:20:57.990
What do I invent?

558
00:20:59.925 --> 00:21:01.160
Oh, come on. Tell me!

559
00:21:01.660 --> 00:21:02.161
Please!

560
00:21:02.661 --> 00:21:03.529
Please, please, please!

561
00:21:04.290 --> 00:21:05.197
Okay, okay, okay.

562
00:21:05.697 --> 00:21:07.599
You're going to figure out a way to...

563
00:21:08.990 --> 00:21:08.968
( electricity crackling )

564
00:21:10.936 --> 00:21:12.504
I hate that book.

565
00:21:13.400 --> 00:21:15.841
Maybe your big invention will be the Computalkatron.

566
00:21:16.341 --> 00:21:16.909
Hey, right!

567
00:21:17.409 --> 00:21:19.178
Let's see if it's working.

568
00:21:19.678 --> 00:21:22.715
Computalkatron, what is the capital of Denmark?

569
00:21:23.215 --> 00:21:27.520
COMPUTALKATRON: The capital of Denmark is... 16.

570
00:21:27.552 --> 00:21:28.821
16... 16... 16... 16...

571
00:21:30.122 --> 00:21:31.900
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